2-0 edition Dolphins placing QB Tagovailoa (concussion) on injured reserveKC reunion: Chiefs signing RB Hunt to practice squad in wake of Pacheco injurySteelers once again preparing Fields to start with Russ limitedPierce not fretting Panthers: 'We've got to fix the Raiders'Saquon 'dropped the ball' in Eagles' loss: 'Let my team down'Cardinals to broadcast girls' HS flag football game tonight
My Steelers :)
Steelers suck
Brock. Purdy.
Jason Kelce, shirtless in a Buffalo NY snowstorm, drinking beer and cheering for his little brother.That is awesome.
Is there hope once again?
Alcohol is gross.
>>144505687Cock Turdy after getting exposed by the kangz
ya seethe?
dalton was always better than the league gave him credit forhe was the best quarterback on the roster the moment he was signedcanales just had to prove why benching young had to happen first
>>144505687Last year for an owl push.
Would you?
Kirk Cousins. Elite? With a game-winning drive like that, it's hard to say no.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKw6bBS1xG4
>>144505699Besides the int he played fine, the scheme they were running was just bad overall on top of Vikings defense being legitimately good
>>144505714>couldn't beat the stoolers at home with bustin fields scoring 0 TDslol nope
>>144505673How bro? Are you just on 4chan 24/7 or is this some sort of script/botting
Thank You Based Minshew
>>144505699Kangz are good. Not exposed by any means.>>144505708Purdy just started his career, anon.
>Drop your pants and bend over.
this week on QB Mountain, how high can Carr climb and is Baker any closer to the summit?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-e9hfCfpHk
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2024 - Week 3 Edition!1. Kansas City Chiefs 32 (NC | NC)2. Buffalo Bills 30.8 (+4 | +3.8)3. Houston Texans 29.9 (+1 | +1.4)4. San Francisco 49ers 28.9 (-2 | -2.1)5. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 27.2 (+5 | +5)6. Detroit Lions 26.7 (-3 | -3.2)7. New Orleans Saints 25.8 (+9 | +8.4)8. Los Angeles Chargers 24.3 (+7 | +6.5)9. Pittsburgh Steelers 23.8 (+2 | +3.9)10. Minnesota Vikings 22.9 (+8 | +8.5)11. Philadelphia Eagles 22.3 (-6 | -5.5)12. Seattle Seahawks 21 (NC | +1.7)13. Dallas Cowboys 20.1 (-5 | -5.2)14. Baltimore Ravens 19.5 (-7 | -7)15. Green Bay Packers 17.4 (+4 | +3.6)16. Cincinnati Bengals 16.9 (-3 | -2.3)17. Miami Dolphins 16.1 (-8 | -7.8)18. Cleveland Browns 14.5 (+6 | +3.6)19. New York Jets 14.1 (+3 | +2)20. Chicago Bears 13.4 (-3 | -3)21. Atlanta Falcons 12.3 (+4 | +3.8)22. Arizona Cardinals 11.4 (+5 | +5.1)23. Las Vegas Raiders 10.8 (+6 | +6.9)24. Los Angeles Rams 8.5 (-10 | -9.7)25. New England Patriots 8.4 (-2 | -3.1)26. Jacksonville Jaguars 7 (-5 | -6.1)27. Indianapolis Colts 6.9 (-7 | -6.3)28. Washington Commanders 5 (NC | +0.2)29. Tennessee Titans 4.1 (-3 | -2.8)30. Denver Broncos 3 (NC | -0.3)31. New York Giants 2 (NC | NC)32. Carolina Panthers 1 (NC | NC)
>>144505724reffies own da bungles
>>144505738I give it a few weeks before Nick starts putting Arch Manning on tier 4
>>144505723Timing :)
>>144505739Your rankings are always good Sneak. Good man
No one wants to hire anymore
BOLT UP
Just took a fat steaming Nick Sirianni lads
>>144505717
Reminder that Temujin is a latina living in California.
>>144505738>Caleb on the mountain>Purdy that low Mangini's going to rip him.
Bills,chargers,chiefs,texans,steelers,seahawks,vikings,saints,bucs. Who's staying undefeated??
>>144505767Don't care unless she has a penis
Brady could never
>>144505732>Want to stack wins this season for Stafford’s legacy>Injuries make this our best chance to tank and get his replacementRamilia I’m torn
>I've never had an alcoholic drink in my lifebragging that you spent each friday night of your college years playing with your nintendo switch alone isn't as cool as you think, moralfag
>>144505717>0-2
>>144505777This is like some tua shit wtf?
>>144505782We actually played CSGO and ate edibles
>>144505772Chiefs might genuinely have an undefeated season. They just played their two toughest opponents and are 2-0. Only scared are potentially the Chargers and Bills, whom they own.
>I've never had an alcoholic drink in my lifeBased.
>>144505777What about his logs?
>>144505796*only scares
>>144505782Oh no, I don't have the approval of a drunk retard with a failing liver.
>>144505796Anon, real Chiefs fans know we lose to the Panthers Week 12
>>144505782I was actually getting throatfucked by a group of guys in Incineroar costumes, thank you very much.
Have Cowsois fans realized that this is their last year to turn things around yet?
>>144505796That offense stinks and their tackles are pure shit. And now they can't just hand it off. And I wasn't impressed with their defense
>>144505667Chorge status?
>>144505818I am curious to see which shit team takes a win off of them.
>>144505830Soon
>>144505738this bit is so corny I love it
>>144505826The offense is loaded and the team overall is the best in Mahomes' career lol
>>144505826Chiefs played against the Bengals for most of that game playing like they were burning clock to close out a win.Rushing on 1st & 2nd down. Feels weirdly simple for an Andy Reid offense but I guess he thought he could with both Pacheco and Steele. Going to be interesting seeing next week because they're going to have to rely on the passing game more.
>>144505818If the Panthers somehow beat the Chiefs I'll go to Kansas City and slap Taylor Swift's ass
>>144505846>ass
>>144505846Screencapped this post.
Vague superbowl prediction.it was be between an NFC South team that is not the Panthers and a AFC team that is currently 2-0 but not Kansas City or Pittsburgh.
>>144505833Your mother is curious to see which shit team takes a win off them, you punk ass white boy! Come here and tell me that for I can fuck you in your ass you punk white boy! You faggot! You can't touch me! You're not man enough! I'll eat your asshole alive you bitch! Fuck you, you ho! Come here and say that to my face for I can fuck you in your ass in front of everybody! You bitch! Come on, you bitch! You're scared, coward! You're not man enough to fuck with a real man! You can't last two minutes in my world, bitch! Look at you, scared now, you ho. Scared, like a little white pussy! Scared of the real man! I'll fuck you til you love me faggot!
>>144505825>play offshart
>>144505846>Taylor Swift>AssKek
Bolt up!
>>144505852Chargers-Saints it is
>>144505853I'm Asian.
>When mom says the chicken parm is ready
>>144505875Oh ok nvm then.
>>144505880The most smug looking hc and qb combo in the history of the sport
>>144505880anyone got him running down the sideline following a celebrating player yesterday after a big play (forgot which one, an int?)?
>>144505880lmao
Historical ineptitude at offenseWew lad
>>144505910Bucs need to go back to this logo and color scheme. They're so soulless now
>>144505872>Carr cucking the chargers yet againwew
>>144505916their ring is so forgettable and the jerseys were still kinda fresh thenit's just an uninteresting brand now
>>144505880This makes him very likeable
>El bencho
>>144505906>anyone got him running down the sideline following a celebrating player yesterday after a big play (forgot which one, an int?)?When CGCJ stuffed Bijon on 4th & 1.
Sirianni pettily uses his final timeout after a kneel down.You are the winning coach shaking hands at the 50. wat do?
>>144505948Tell him to grab his shine box
>>144505948Laugh it off and tell him GGs. Coaches on the hot seat do stupid shit.
>>144505948Shoulder bump him without lookin at him and keep walking
>>144505948you prepare for either a drive by or a death grip because it's hard to read if he would be an angry petty or a passive aggressive pettyI'd probably call him champ he looks like that would piss him off
>>144505948To be ruled by passions is ignorance. Never let another man's misbehavior affect your own. If he wants to be a fool that's his own failure and his own undoing.
i need an NFL related file name for this ASAP
>>144505948I want to see coaches fight.
>>144505777Is Fatrick washed?
>>144505967xylazine is crazy shit
>>144505948put my hand out as if I'm offering a handshake, pull it back and say "oops too slow", turn to the crowd and shout out "I DONT HEAR YOU LAUGHING NOW PHILADELPHIA" (in my headcanon we're in philly) in reference to his chimpout in KC last year when they won, chuckle to myself and walk off
>>144505967weswelkersummervacation
>>144505796They play the saints in three weeks I think.
>>144505948I walk over to shake his hand but I drop my clipboard and say "Ha, looks like Saquon isn't the only one dropping things." Then I bend over to pick it up but my pants are down, and I moon him.
>>144505880He's like a guy that won a Bud Light sweepstakes to be the Eagles head coach.
>>144505990>thinking Carr can beat the Chiefs
>Prime Kuechly and Newton was almost 10 years agoPanthersbros....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfB2JxmQFTM
>>144505967when you leave your gaming headset on for too long
>>144506005fuck off with that losergave the broncos a SB fucking dumbass didnt even bother going for his fumble in the superbowl
>>144506004He beat the Chiefs once during the Gruden Era at Arrowhead. Also, Kubiak Carr might be different.
>>144506005How did that 15-1 year even happenHis wide receivers were practice squad tier
>>144505880him being a retard is likeable, but him being a retard making decisions is not
>Rayne Dakota Prescott (The Fortress)
>>144505990And what a come to Jesus meeting that will be for the Saints
Champ Kelly
>>144506094>The Fortress
>>144506110>This works on the average Detoilet
>>144506099Champ Kelly GMChip Kelly HCwho could stop them?
>>144506110Damn britney didnt give him any spending money this week?
>>144506097Chiefs haven't looked very good.
>>144506094>Fortress of Ineptitude
narrow the uprights you fucks
>>144506128Chimp Kelly
>>144505759Thanks. This week was especially tough cause of all the upsets.
>NFC weaklings actually think their "dominant performances" will carry over against AFC opponents
>>144506141Chiefs don’t have to be good to get the threepeat. Goodell is always two steps ahead.
>>144506141They haven't looked very good by going 2-0 against the other top two teams in the AFC? I'm sure they would have looked much better playing the Panthers
>>144506047Cam was just that good I'm afraidhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0SiSGCSd7Y
>>144506046and they drove their team busses around Arrowhead like they won the superbowl kek
>>144506152there's only 2 good teams in the AFC: Chiefs and Bills. I would say the Texans but CJ is still new so I want to see him play some more before saying he's legit
>>144506172I feel like the 2015 Panthers are an example of a somewhat middling team just clicking at the right timeOutside of Cam, Kuechly, and I guess Davis the team was mostly literal whos or castoffs
>>144506166>ravens and bengals>gooddelusional
>>144506110wtf? why are millionaire athletes so bad with money?
>>144506193Bengals will get the 2 seed
>cj stroud trying to create a kino moment from one young player to another>caleb couldn’t give a fuckLmao
>>144506206both of them are making the playoffs retard
>>144506226kek he's so bootyblasted
>>144506226BasedFuck what the media circus wants
>>144506193How many years of good QB do you need under the back to accept Stroud?Last year was great. Is it just 2?
>>144506226>leans in>Bro so like God sent his only son...
>>144506221Sure. and the Rasm will make the Owl.
>>144506203Fair analysis. Shame what Von & the Bronco goons did in first game after the owlhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvEouj6QvuMConvinced this effectively ended Cam's career
>>144506226>>144506242>Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?
>>144506236>Richardson that highNigga is still inaccurate as fuck
>>144506151Who’s gonna be your advertisement this season?
>2 first round picks>2 second round picks >best offensive player still in his prime This is what the Panthers traded away, in exchange for the rights to select a QB significantly smaller than Kyler Murray.
>>144506193>>144506206People are overreacting to the Ravens and Bengals being 0-2 without taking into account the fact they both played the Chiefs and how that also warps their other game. Bengals were looking ahead to the Chiefs which is why they lost their first game, and Ravens were demoralized after losing their revenge game. Neither would be 0-2 if they hadn't played the Chiefs and very possibly both would in fact be 2-0. Both will bounce back over the course of the season and be contenders by playoffs.
>If the NFL is serious about concussions, they need to tell Tua that he’s done playing.>And pay him. Not just cut him.>I promise you the NFL would rather let him die on the field than pay him>I’m not sure. Is it time to place the poor kid on permanent IR and call it a career? Should he be allowed to make the decision to play again or should the doctors and NFL be judge and jury?…I’m intrigued by how this will play out.>Make him wear the foam helmet cover at the very least if he wants to return. He could be a guy to make it popular. No he’s not the best qb, but a very likable person and plays the most popular position.>Love this dudes toughness, but hes gotta think about his family as well.
>>144505931they have 2 rings
>>144506232with almost half the league getting into the playoffs, it's meaningless unless you're one of the top 3 seeds
>wins ROTY in your path
>>144506328they need to tell him he's done playing because he sucks, not because of the concussions
>>144506328Low key I've been pushing the helmet thing publically because it will make him look as retarded as he actually is.
>>144506328I look like this and laughed my ass off when he got heemed again
>>144506328every statement is true though
>>144506328This is what happens when women and gays take over a business.
>>144506350Sorry, wrong pic
>>144506226He's right to blow off Stroud's cringe advice. It's not like Stroud is some veteran. He's still practically a rookie himself. He hasn't earned the right to pretend to be some sort of mentor to Caleb.
>>144506328but the helmet would make it funnier when he inevitably pretends he's josh allen again, it's a based take.Everybody here should be saying he should wear the helmet. Tua and his agents obviously dont want it because there isnt even pictures of him wearing it on practice on google.
>>144506328>Make him wear the foam helmet cover at the very least if he wants to return. He could be a guy to make it popular. No he’s not the best qb, but a very likable person and plays the most popular position.Surely, they’re not this delusional right? It’s goofy as fuck and doesn’t offer any more protection.
>>144506145>black qbs
Remember when the Dolphins were good? I don't because I was born after the 70s.
>>144506377>It’s goofy as fuck and doesn’t offer any more protection.yes and that's why people are saying he should wear it
>>144506377humiliation ritual
>>144506364Whoops, wrong pic again.
>>1445062362 seasons. the 1st season can be a fluke good or bad
>>144506380And there it is
>>144506377They're serious
>>144506355It's funny because he ran into Damar Hamlin of all players
>>144506403He's just not built for the sport. His injury list is a mile long. Meanwhile guys like Josh Allen plow through people without a scratch.
>>144506312Ravens lost to Raiders and the Bengals lost to the Patriots two teams that’s gonna be the bottom of their division
>>144506390>>144506391>>144506401Fucking soiboys, how do we stop them?
>>144506403>Tua's head is so soft it couldn't even stop Damar's heart
>>144506294>1 inch>significantly smaller :/
>>144506369I think Stroud means well and Caleb has an ego the size of the sun but being patronized by a QB the same age and only a years more experience than you would piss anyone off after a loss
>>144506226The demons in Caleb fear the Spirit in CJ
>>144506428Not height, weight, he's like 20 pounds lighter
>>144506417Yes, in the first two weeks of the regular season, because of the factors I described. The Chiefs lost to the Broncos and Raiders last year, neither meant they weren't contenders. Any given Sunday in the NFL until playoffs. It's not about what happens in one particular game, upsets happen every week. It's about what you're built to do longterm. One of the Ravens and Bengals will be in the AFCCG, I guarantee it.
>>144506450Nah, gayleb is just a lil sugar plum bitch. I'm surprised he didn't run to momma in the stands.
>>144506459oh, right
>>144506403I’m choosing to believe Damar Hamlin took in some type of curse that caused him to almost die on the field and was able to pass it to tua. If tua returns to the field the next player he has a hard collision with will suffer a similar fate. Who’s it gonna be?
>>144506428and about 25 lbs of muscle mass
>>144505772Vikings will beat the Texans. Texans edge rush unit is countered by the Vikings tackles, while their oline will struggle against the Vikings pass rush (that was often even beating trent williams).
>>144506294I could HEEM Bryce Young, but I wouldn't because I'd feel bad heeming someone so smol :(
>Bills are legit you guys trust me!We're really doing this episode again huh
what the FUCK did he mean by this?
>>144506516Patricia turned them from total losers to a genuinely tough game for any team. Dan Campbell inherited that
>>14450651513 seconds mindbroke their fanbase
>>144506364>Sorry lil nigga, not today!
>>144506516Never forget that Matt Patricia spiritually beat the Chiefs.
>>144506516It's a Mark Jackson / Steve Kerr situation. Belichick knows it was racial discrimination.
>rumors that the Dolphins want Bryce YoungOh dear
>>144506550How?
>>144506561LOL
>>144506561Might be a good swap if they get him cheap enough
>>144506563>He doesn't recall the spiritual super bowl victory of 2018
>>144506556Mark Jackson was an annoying Bible Thumper whose church had Steph Curry run around on an injured ankle after applying Holy Oil to it.
>>144506571Give us Tyreek
>>144506507Kyler would rip your dick and nuts off
>>144506380
>>144506577Crazy how Curry hasn't had those career-threatening ankle issues since, very based.That was the only reason he didn't go #1 over Blake Griffin
>>144505839154 yards passing btw
We saw Caleb stay within the offense in the first half and make throws but then he went full retard afterwards. Did the pass rush mind break him?
Name NFL players you could unironically heemFor me>Bo Nix>Joe Burrow>Justin Herbert>Aaron Rodgers>Harrison Butker>Actually all kickers>Daniel Jones>Matt Stafford>Justin Field>CJ Stroud>Dak Prescott>Jordan Love>Jared Goff>Tua>Brock Purdy>Trevor Lawrence>Xavier Worthy>Kirk Cousins>Kyler Murray>Geno Smith>Jacoby Brisset>Sam Darnold>Caleb Williams>Jaden Daniels>Bryce Young>Keenan Allen>Amon St. Brown for sure>CEH
>>14450579619-1 you mean
>>144506600Go to bed, Mark.
>>144505739what model do you use? what do the numbers mean?
>>144506625It's the TBI (this bussy index)
>>144506612I'd knock the shit out of Maxx Crosby
>>144505796I doubt it. Upsets happen regularly in the NFL. Some shitty team is gonna beat them in hilarious fashion.
>>144506380sheeeeeeit
>>144506617Against whom?
>>144506632jej
>>144505910rochester jeffersons bros...
>>144506655Aints
>>144506561Ironically not bad. He's a controllable backup and Bryce's only chance is to become a shanahan babby, which he would be by proxy on the dolphins.
>>144506534he inherited a 9-7 team and went 6-10, 3-12-1, an 4-7
I'm actually glad Darnold is the mentor to JJ over Kirk.Kirk never ever takes the deep ball opportunity unless it's the only guy open, he'll always throw a checkdown if it's the "safe" first down, something that has killed countless drives just so he can pad his stats.If Darnold sees a guy open deep he goes full "fuck it we ball" mode. I need that for JJ so he doesn't develop into a pussy like kirk.
>>144505916That logo makes the team seem incredibly soft.
>>144505931It's not forgettable to hold Patrick Mahomes to no touchdowns while being an old man
>>144506504barring a sam darnold implosion i have to agree
>>144506676This. Jim Caldwell was a solid coach who at least got them some winning seasons before Patricia squandered it.
>>144506687Darnold started 3-0 with the Pants onceThen shit fell apart
>>144506676Because the team had a loser culture similar to the Commanders rebelling against Bienemy. They weren't used to a real coach telling them, "No, you can't be a loser piece of shit actually, we're paying you millions of dollars to win games." Patricia did his part to root out that part of their culture
>>144506677Products of Bradyism, unfortunately. Will Levis is the only QB trying to restore the Brett Favre feeling
>[JPAFootball] Absolutely wild: #NFL kickers are currently 35/37 on 50+ yard field goals this season… The only two missed attempts have BOTH come from #Ravens kicker Justin Tucker.Tucker bros....
>>144506749Butker would have made a 68 yard field goal (which would have been the record) but we pussied out due to field position. They were saying he made a 67 yarder in warmups
>>144506749#notmygoat
Them KANGZ been makin' em seethe as per usual
>>144506561Would be the funniest shit ever
>>144505842It's the tackles that should worry you, aint no way they dont cost you at least one game. I'd like to point out the Bengals are who people like me thought they'd be. They're a poorly constructed team and Joey /r/BNWO looks like shit, like he hasn't fully recovered from his many injuries. He blew the game imo.I actually like Steele tho. I just think he'd be better served easing into a role and growing from there. He might not be ready to be the lead guy. But who knows, we've seen crazier shit happen. And there's no better spot to be in with Reid and Mahomes. But like I said I don't think KC has the defense they had last year. Sneed was the best CB in football last year and was key to the Championship run. He's gone and I don't trust any DB not named McDuffie on the Chiefs, he reminds me so much of one our greats Ronde Barber. Nearly identical in every skill and ability.
>>144506766Uh huh
>>144506766>*chokes in the ‘offs*
what was the play of the week?
>>144506687The only really bad defense match ups for the Vikings imo is actually the Chiefs and Jets. Chris Jones would make the iOL look like middle schoolers, Quinnen Williams too. Dexter Lawrence was sort of doing so week 1.Luckily there's no one in the NFC that I think is really much of a threat besides the giants for interior pass rush, but while I still have next to no faith they'll make it this year, my ideal superbowl opponent would still be the Bengals, Bills, or Texans because I do think the Jets and Chiefs are just too bad of a matchup.
>>144506810Cam Taylor Britt's INT
>>144506820Meant for >>144506806
>>144506806
>>144506504>Vikings will beat theA tale old as time. Every year we have to hear this shit, and they never learn.
>>144506820that's the catch of the year
>>144506749Tuckers first FG against the Raiders was 47 yards. if it had been 48 yards he'd have doinked it. i no longer trust him past 45 and i doubt Harbaugh does either.
travis "wannabe nigger phizer goycattle" kelce, meet your replacement as the best TE in the nfl
>>144506841Does he have the worst hairline in the league
>>144506831i feel bad for him having an easy bell to ring is completely not his fault
>>144506841This guy looks like he could be my dad. I'm 29
>>144506294me on the right
>>144506810Vikings Bills would genuinely be the best Super Bowl storyline
>>144506862>>144506854he looks like a jock from an 80s movie thats supposed to be 30 but is played by a 35 year old
>>144506833>the Vikings will barely beat the giants, Sam is awful >The Vikings are going to get crushed by the 49ers and finally be exposed You are here>No way the Vikings bear the Texans >The Packers will end the Vikings streak>Zero chance the Vikings enter the bye 5-0I'll expand it when you've coped more
>>144506880You mean supposed to 20 I think but exactly lol
>>14450688020*
>>144506877the football gods would hurl a meteor into the stadium
It's a good thing nobody cares about the Titans because Will Levis is inventing brand new ways to lose a game, I don't even know what the fuck to call that "play" where he runs in front of his o line and throws the ball backwards
>>144506889yeah im dumb lol
>>144505455End of Chiefs running game.Chiefs got way too lucky drafting him
>>144506901webm me
>>144506913Not so fast https://youtu.be/NodG69yqq1U
>>144506901I call it “it worked in College football” but not in the NFL
>>144506831is he legit retarded?
"Football is gay" - NFL
>>144506806Another great addition to my deep ball collection
>>144506940Hold ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftbKKPGmKWQ
>>144506786We'll see how Sneeds replacement develops. I do miss his depth though, he was just a bit of an injury risk which is why I think Veach moved on.Here's CB PFF grades>PFF
>>144506831Why didn't he slide? This looks so avoidable.
Go chargers goAre we back to the run the rock meta now, boys
>>144506841At least post the original, wish Facenda was still alive, he'd be perfect to narrate Bower's last 2 games
>>144506975You know every runningback fumbles sometimes right
>>144506976>3 Seahawks upper-rightEarly season fluke? Or is that defense going to be sneaky good?
>>14450699289 is a strong number too
>>144507022Broncos and Pats are going to throw it a bit, jury is still out.
does anyone have a good shot of this without captions or anything wanna cut out davante and use him in edits
*disappears*
Bill Belichick was not a fraud
>>144506612Definitely Young. I have 4-5 inches on that lil nigga (the 5’10” stat is bullshit, he’s like 5’9” tops)
>This makes /nfl/ poop and seethe
>>144507078
Why is Bengals vs Commanders a Monday Night game?
>>144506831>down 3 tiddies with 4 mins to go That's when coaches are supposed to take out some of the starters
>>144507092Very based story
>>144507099another no name midget to get heemed by MAXX crosby week 8
>>144507099didn't he fumble the ball on sunday
>>144506294>QB who’s been clowned on his whole career for being a manlet would absolutely heem the fuck out of Young without breaking a sweatWhat in the actual hell were the Panturds thinking
>>144507150Didn't CMC fumble in the super bowl
>>144506927
>>144507076
>>144507166thanks anon
>>144507162The kids got moxie.
>>144505689No. You still have Tepper
>POOPING and SEETHING
>>144507162dudes got a cannon arm, just gotta coach the heroball out of him reminds me a lot of a 2nd year josh Allen
>>144507195>preseason
whatever happened to that fullback qb?
>>144507162Top 5 based QB
>>144507210And now it's poopseason. Team (you)
>>144505667Not a peep from the people who wanted Watson banned for life for fucking Instagram prostitutes about Kareem Hunt or Tyreek Hill still being in the league
>>144507195looks like a starter against 2nd and 3rd stringers, looks like a 3rd string or practice squad guy against starters
>>144507162What was he trying to accomplish here?
>>144507218
>>144506047Von miller ended his career in SB50
>>144507159yeah, and he sucks
Eagles have officially collapsed. Crazy how they felt like an emerging dynasty in 2022; it was terrifying to face that team back in 2022.
>>144505732 You first
>>144505739Retard shit right here
>>144505687is underwhelming af. kirk cousins wins that superbowl
>>144507227
>>144507237
>>144506536You wish. Go bills
>>144507240The game after SB50*
>>144505796when the refs are on your side anything is possible
>>144507292
>>144507276Kirk Cousins proved that he is an elite QB last night so that's not a dig. That said, he would not have played better than CHAD CHADy, who gave his team the lead in OT against Patty Mahomes.
>>144507292kwab: the stadium
>>144507307
>>144507327lollllll
>>144507292someone should track this guy down and blow his memories out the back of his head
>>144507127mnf isn't as high on the pecking order as you think. it picks 4th at best any week and sometimes maybe 6th I think but don't now how TNF works in it now
>>144505796Mutthomes going 17-0 en route to a threepeat is too tantalizing a script for Goodell to pass up. It’ll mark the changing of the guard via the permanent shift to Mutthomes as the GOAT
>>144507323
>>144507356I want to fuck that raider girl
>>144507363>girl
Yup. YUP. All of OUR Heroes. Brittany. Her two children......and their stepfather.
>>144507350Ya seethe?
>>144507348
>>144507356dont forget your 40th booster, goyim
>>144507325>proved he was an elite QBNo he didn't, if the Eagles didn't do everything in their power to make sure they lost that game he would've had a mediocre performance at best
>>144507354>changing of the guardNot so fast.
>chiefgoys getting uppity again when they haven't beaten the raiders in almost a year
>All of the """""Elite"""""" QBs stinkWhat's the cope from them?
>>144507388Only the best of the best can run 2 minute drills that flawlessly.
>chiefs needed a metric ton of ref help vs the ravens AND bengalssad
Why does prevent defense never get the blame it deserves?
>>144507418We’re living in the worst QB era of my lifetime. Everyone is fucking ass except the refbabby.
>>144507419youre right, only the best can have a super bowl personally gifted to them by rodger goodell and refs
How would guys rank my Jet performance so far?I would give them a 5
>>144507430What? People always say that one joke about Prevent Defense.
>>1445074415 is fair
>>144507406The Chiefs went on to win the Super Bowl in their stadium. That's the ultimate KWAB to that franchise.
>>144507438Even people who hate the Chiefs hate you, did you know that?
>>144507406
>vaxcattle chiefgoy seethe delicious
More like Gayders lmao
>>144507436
[Austin Karp] The Bengals-Chiefs thriller on Sunday led CBS to its best September NFL game since 1998. The national window drew 27.9 million viewers. KC. led all markets with a 45.1 local rating, while Cincinnati drew a 34.7.KC officially more popular than the Patriots dynasty completely :)
>>144507484>He went to ifunny.co to find this meme
>>144507436No he's ass too, just as mid as everyone else but refs will suck him off like goodell wants
>>144507460
>>144507460>domecucks spend extra money to ensure their outdoorchad rivals will win Lombardis in comfort in their own home
>>144507510Derek would've easily won a ring in Dallas where Dak choked it upDak (and winston) would've fucked the saints out of draft position
i paid 500 dollars for sunday ticket and cant watch MNF, TNF or SUNDAY FUCKING NIGHT football its a scam
>>144507263it just shows how great of a coach steichen is. I hope irsay gets drunk and fires him because his reach bust sucks and the eagles hire him after firing sirianni
if youre a choofs fan you need to remember this season at minimum to brag
>>144507546>sunday ticket>singularYou're lucky you get two games paypiggy
>>144507546that sucks, the Raiders seem to be playing well so far this year too
>Derek would've easily won a ring>ARGHGHGHGHGGHHGHGH
>>144507363She's like 4 years old. wtf is wrong with you?
Does anyone ITT even know what "ƒany" is?
>chieftrannies
>>144507557ahh yes, Brady Quinn and Romeo Crennelyep, still hate the both of them
>>144505739Hamlins barely squeaked out a win against the Birds. No way they're 2.
>>144507510Derek Carr is getting paid 200 million dollars less than Dak.
The chiefs will lose to the panthers. Cap this post. I'm a long time chiefs fan and they have ALWAYS lost on my birthday and that game is on my birthday. Chiefs will lose. Screenshot this
>>144507557I'm not a Chiefs fan but I remember Tyler Thigpen starting for them in 2008. I even watched him choke away a game to the Chad Pennington Dolphins.
>>144507583Sounds like carr is a shit negotiator
>>144507557Ofc I remember. It made me laugh the way Brady Quinn thought he was Tom Brady and we'd be down like 35-3 by the second half and he'd be on the sidelines all rah rah trying to pump up a totally uninterested bench. But he always so intense about it like he really thought his destiny was at hand. We used to be such a joke
>>144505688Kino af ngl
>>144507569Why did your mind think I was talking about a kid? You wanna tell us something?
>>144507584any given sunday applies to everyone, even the Panthers
>>144507557>>144507591Also, I remember the season they went 10-6 with Matt Cassel then got bodied by the Steelers in the Playoffs. My dumbass thought that they were building something there.
Lets just say for fun, hypothetically, that the Saints and the Chiefs played in the Owl. Would the NFL let the Chiefs lose?
who comin to dah /sp/ watch party cookout?
wow the chieftroon has access to wikipedia very impressive
>>144507445He means how everyone is blaming Saquon Barkley for last night's loss. Yes, Saquon Barkley fucked up by not ending the game decisively, but it was the defense that lost them the game. All they had to do was keep the Falcons out of the endzone for a minute and a half with no timeouts to stop the clock.
I now remember the chiefs blowing a game to the raiders and grunhard cried literally in the interview
I think this superbowl - in fact the entire 17-18 playoff run - was Brady's peak. Has he ever played better?
>Lions waste the only good day Hutchinson will ever havePoverty franchise
>>144507601One of two games the chiefs won that year
>>144507616>Matt Cassholehe would get up to the podium after every terrible loss, and say all the right things and seem really competent and professional and then go out next week and play like it was his very first time holding a football
>>144507616We were so bad but my dad never missed a game and I was always expected to watch it with him. So I'd get my action figures and play with them on the floor in front of the tv pretending like they were ebic Chiefs players winning the super bowl.
>>144507625>Buccs won at home>Rams won at homeWouldnt that motivate home teams to do better if they host the owl?
>>144507592lel
>>144507616They lost to the ravens in the playoffs that year. I remember it well
>>144507510makes carr look even better kek
>>144507687fr fr ong yall
Predict the Steelers record after looking at the last eight games of their schedule.6-11
>>144507592Well according to everyone the Aints are in cap hell which is not sustainable (have been for 10 years btw) and they just beat the everloving shit out of Jerry Jones and his coinpurse.
>>144507676Im not asking about the home team's motivation, I'm asking if the league would let Mahomes lose the 3peat.
>>144507683Guess I'm misremembering then.
My Chiefs would bootyblast all your shit teams
>>144507628Whoa, they're evolving into white!
>>144507724that's gonna be really hard because who knows when or if Russ comes back from whatever it is that's wrong with him this time
I wouldn't mind Carr on cowboys right now, why did jerruh pay dak so much just to do nothing? again.
>>144507782Their offense is Dak and CeeDee.
>>144507657probably an underrated swansong because they looked very mortal at times during that season and looking back the roster had atrophied. the last time a SB winner got blown out in a game from a non-divisional opponent was this team and they did multiple times, but they figured it out
>>144507748for Carr and the Saints? i don't think sohave to be one of the younger guys, Carr is already 33
I will single handedly turn this season around for the Ravens.
>>144507817Hmmm
>>144507792Kinda mad we let Pollard go and kept old ass zeke, I was hurt when Henry went to Baltimore
>listed inactive >shows up in full pads and eye-black Russlel
>>144507807They're gonna get refballed by the Bucs in the divisional round aren't they
>>144507779The Steelers are fucked with or without Russ. He isn't that good and Cowherd's a faggot for riding his dick for all these years.
>>144507817sign Flacco, move Lamar to RB, and you just might
What's your team's most embarrassing loss? Mines is the Beast Quake game.
Stroud is having the sophomore slump huh?
>>144507796Yeah, that coupled with the last-second hand injury makes Brady's AFCCG comeback against the best defense in the league that whole year almost incomprehensible.
>>144507628Where's Josh Allen?
>>144507724The Week 14 clowns game after playing them 16 days before is about the safest under pick you can make this far in advance. game will be a brutal 9-8 slog
>>144507869The Chiefs defense was ranked 27th in the league
>>144507835That's actually pretty based
>>144507869Jacksonville's coaches pussied out and began calling softer defenses that allowed the Patriots to comeback. There genuinely is a psychological edge that teams like the Patriots and Chiefs have that cause other teams to doubt themselves and make stupid mistakes.
>>144507841yeah i watched a couple Bronco games with Russ and he looked plenty washed to me. but that makes him a has been, where as Fields is still a never was
>>144507761Yeah, chiefs and steelers have only met three times in the playoffs. Chiefs are 2-1. Joe Montana played in one of the wins and the other win was the game before the 13 second game. The one loss was with Alex Smith. Pic related, I was there to watch them lose
>>144507863
>>144507863Which is more embarrassing, this or the Minneapolis Chokeacle?
>>144507897https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8w4pbAkkGc
>>144507933The Seahawks were a 7-9 division winner.
>>144507936Why did you link me this irrelevant game?
>>144507847I believe Lamar can get it done genuinely. He also would not last long in the RB position haha. He's not exactly the most durable dude. I know his throws are 50/50 but being QB is the best chance he has at staying healthy.
>>144507902Agree. You can see the exact moment they break in this nfl films doc on the game:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrRxiK3xW8QBengals fell victim to that this week too.
ITS UP>Bryce Young kek
>>144507898Not as based and redpilled as you, baby <3
>>144507836the refs fuck everybody sooner or later, there are no exceptionsi hope the Saints can make the playoffs though, they're a fun team to watch so far
>>144507982Stats nerds who don't know ball are eating good tonight!
>>144507557time heals all wounds
>>144507775
>>144507912i liked the Montana game the best
>>144507982This looks about right
>>144508013It's funny, that game left me dumbfounded. Watched it with a group of friends and we all sat in silence after it was over. I couldn't even sleep. But no, I don't even give a shit about that game and think it's kind of funny. It's great how three owls in 5 years cleanses everything
>>144508013DJ is like Palmer in The Thing>you gotta be fucking kidding me
>>144507835I’d hope the guy designated as the emergency QB would be ready to play.
>>144508020Me too. He had that great touchdown pass on 4th down to win it. Then they went on to upset the oilers. I was happy as could be
my bronkuks are a laffing stock again
>>144508068look at it this wayat least you're not uh..emm..yeah
>>144507982How is Goff in the same league as Mo Pix, Gayleb, rural retard Levis
>>144507982Man, Goff really fell off after getting paid.
>>144508068Should've forfeited at half time. Payton is a confirmed Drew Brees domebabby.
>>144508047losing all those playoff games was bad enough, but the shitty hollywood script ways in which they would lose was so much worse.
>chieftrannies complaining about anything
>>144508081It's two weeks. Lions are still the best team in the NFC and the favorites to go to the SB
Ol peanut head ass nigg, FUCK THE FALCONS
>>144508067>upset the Oilersthat was as good as it got for the next twenty five years
>>144507835I genuinely don't see the steelers putting him in. Fields has been fine and not turning the ball over, and he gives them mobility that Russell doesn't.
>>144508112Blame gaylen squirts and lil nicki for that loss.
>lions>favorites to go to the super bowl im surrounded by idiots
>>144508132Why are you saying that about your wife and kids?
>>144508132Name one team better. And the word "Saints" better not come out of your dumb mouth
>>144508132i don't know about favorites but they're in the contender conversation, at least
>>144508144the bucs
>>144505739How are my Cardinals so low?
>>144506328>foam helmetIs this even a thing? Cuz it would be funny as fuck lmfao
>>144508160Mayfield is a meme and Todd Bowles has no balls. They won't be better by playoffs
I’d argue Bryce Young is a bigger bust than Jawalrus and Ryan Leaf. In Young’s case, he’s trying his hardest still keeps failing. KWAB.In Jamarcus’s case, he had potential but never bothered trying.
>>144508144saints
>>144508197erm jalardness could throw 50 yards on one knee sweaty
>>144508197>JawalrusEvery fucking time kek
>>144508213Hey it's me, pick up
>>144508214Exactly. He had potential to be great. But he bothered trying. Where as Young is trying. Young is the bigger bust
>>144508197Young is a bigger bust than those two guys just because of what Carolina gave up to get him.
jennys bust
>>144507982Maybe Fields isn't that bad after all...
>>144508098I'm a long time chiefs fan and I'll never complain about anything again because they've had the most successful five year run of any nfl team ever. Add in the taylor swift shit and it all seems even more unreal
>>144508255It is.
>>144506661We will be freed soon fellow Jeffersonite
>>144508255Maybe you should shut the fuck up and stop making me cringe for once
>>144508243By that logic, Trey Lance is the biggest bust. But I must also propose a question what that arises: should he even be considered a bust if he was never projected to be a first round pick? I think not. Its just nanners being nanners
>>144508197>Robbed Al Davis blindI fail to see how he isn't based.
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>>144507982What if Kubiac Carr can't be stopped?
>>144508175Proof?
>>144508303The proof is in the pudding, Jack
>>144508293so do you want the Eagles to suck more or the Panthers to suck less?
>>144508293But Young has a small bussy to bump for first downs
>>144508243Agreed. He's playing in the softest version of the NFL and failed hard and fast.
>>144508319So no proof?
>>144508293Kek I’m just imaging Bryce Young’s manlet body attempting to do the tush push
>>144508326>>144508363kek
The 49er roster might collapse with injuries, if that happens Purdy is not nearly talented enough to carry the team and the absurdly talented roster comes to an end with them having to pay Purdy.
>>144508363Mailata will just chuck him 10 feet in the air 5 yards forward.
>>144508385But people said he's a top 5 QB and he isn't a systembab.
>>144508385Purdy is better than Josh Allen who you guys love to glaze. You'll be surprised
>>144508255i never thought they'd win another playoff game, much less a Super Bowl appearance, much less winning one, or two, and then three and fucking Elway hands over the Lombardi
>>144508385Believe. In. Purdy.
>>144508410His smile and optimism: gone
>>144508410>>>r/KansasCityChiefs
>>144508385We all understand this is the year their Super Bowl window closes. They’re in cap hell and I see years of rebuilding aheadSuper Bowl or bust for the niners
>>144508398I've seen enough of him, he is being carried by that stacked roster. Get a real QB like Baker, and maybe the 49ers could produce a dynasty with rings behind it.
>>144508107lol okay then. I guess we need to wait for them to be 1-6 to declare them the frauds that they’ve always been
>>144508410Remember when people thought it was going to be Ravens/49ers or Chiefs/Vikings due to the logo colors?
>>144508398lol, lmao, etc.
>>144508282i don't disagee that Lance is the bigger bust but he wasn't includedbut Tim Tebow was the biggest bust of them all
>>144508438>Get a real QB like BakerUnbelievably based
>There are still Purdytruthers in the current yearSad.
>>144508441Yeah you wait for that lmao
Can he save my Panthers?
>chiefschizo
>>144508442no, because i am not a lunatic, so i never thought thatall the modern Super Bowl logos suck anyways, nobody should care
>>144508465lou sneed lookin ahh mf
>>144508465nope
>>144508428never been to that faggot collective so i have to reminisce here
>>144508465I’m afraid the Giants will get the first overall pick to draft him now that the Panthers are guaranteed to win some games with DaltonDaniel Jones is too shit
>>144508465if you gave him a gun and told him to shoot tepper, maybe
>>144508445>Me and the boys when someone mentions shit defense babby Carr as an MVP near me
>>144508398YUP YUP.
>>144508465the only thing that can save the Panthers is the other 31 owners pulling a Snyder on Tepperand they should. he is a fucking clown and is making the entire league look bad as a part of it
If the niners are so fucking desperate to win the big one, they would’ve signed Brady who’s been begging to be a Niner since childhood. But they won’t. That shows how unserious Shartahan is
>>144508482Trust me, you'll fit right in
>>144508478poop comes out of there
>>144508447>TeGOD slander out of nowhere
>>144508144saints are by far the best team in the league
>>144508510if you know that place that well, there is no way i would ever trust you
>>144508523
>>144508523They beat 2 shitters that nobody respects
>>144508521The only thing Tebow ever accomplished was creating a meme
>Antonio Pierce: "We're not worried about the panthers"raiders are gonna lose arent they
>>144508521no slander here. but it's really fucking stupid to move up in the 1st round of the draft to select a fullback so you can start him at quarterback.
Do I have to make every thread now? I might as well be the Son of Bakespie of /nfl/
>>144508559they're playing hard for AP, which is a lot more than i can say for what the Panthers are doing for their coach right now. i wouldn't worry about it.
>>144508532no one else looks complete on both sides of the ball except the saints. source: actually watches football games instead of parroting braindead media narratives
>>144508574Not that pedo but as a raiders fan this has trap game written all over it. I’m getting Jeff Saturday Colts vibes from it
>>144508576No you're a brainlet idiot that overhypes a team in the regular season because they're 2-0 when one of those teams is possibly the worst team of all time. You're a reactionary ignoramus and will be singing a completely different tune without any memory of this take by week 8
>>144508579no offense meant but it's not a trap game when your team has been mostly liquid shit for over 20 years. it's a stepping stone to get out of the shit puddle.
>>144508596>>144508596
>>144508583we can only judge teams based off what theyve played. and so far every other team looks like shit compared to the saints. cope harder faggot.
>>144506403Dude almost brought his KD back to even 1-1
