Non tard edition
>laffs
/hoc/ - the hockey
Dakota Joshua has one ball now KWAB
Sabres :)
this is a thread
Imagine the discourse around this kid had he been drafted by the Maple Leafs instead of The Stars.
>>144506100*Oilers
>>144506116Yeah either of the two honestly
/KRAK/
my avies! :)
99 days until Christmas
Any yyc boys iit?
someday /hoc/ will finally give my islanders the respect we deserve
>>144506300finns are so damn goofy looking
>>144506320>respect on the flames circlejerk generalno thanks
Proud to be a part of the Penguins, Flames, Jets, Habs broship
>>144506348Man I hate how i am gonna miss out on everything for holoGTA until the weekend
/Sauga/
>>144506308Let's focus on halloween first
>>144506300Why is he bald?
>>144506414I'm going to dress up as Noel
>>144506320That #Isles top-six:-Former 30-goal scorer-34-goal scorer-Potential 25-30 goal scorer-Known KHL sniper, possible diamond in the rough-Consistent 30-plus goal scorer-30 goal scorer I think people are sleeping on them.
Everything about this OP screams federal agent and for this reason: I'm out
we're all trapped here
>>144506597Female /hoc/ was totally above board?
>Thomas Harley signs a two-year extension with the #stars carrying a $4M AAV. Another RFA avoids missing time at training camp.Good job Stars
>>144506635never heard of him
>>144506588>2.91 goals for per game last 3 seasonsOh yeah, we're sleeping alright.
>>144506620I want to believe that one day I'll graduate from 4chan
the only way i leave /hoc/ is in a body bag
>>144506708so I'll be shitposting alongside you when we're in nursing homes
i love watching commercials from the 90s on youtube
>>144506672Literally 6 thirty goal scorers in the top 6, best in the league
drinking a coca cola zero bros
>>144506635Dope
got the hoc going up on a tuesday
>>144506770please post a commercial
>>144506708You don't think they have internet access in heaven?
>>144506771Not even the best top 6 in blue and orange
>>144506771DuClair is going to be a former hockey player after this year
>>144506799https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfS7-oesNpEthank me later
>>144506805so Ted is still shitposting with us?
>>144506815Thanks
>>144506822he'll never win a cup in edmonton
We don’t support mathematicians and eco-terrorists here
i know the scriptures say judge not lest ye be judged, but ill just say it, this p diddy fella sounds like a real jerk!
>>144506799https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=M7mrvz9cDv4
>>144506588Slow the fuck down with the KHL 30 goal scorer and potential scorer.
>>144506850my stupid tweet about virus accounts got more traction than the Noel GTA clipI hate it here
>>144506837Thank you Gary
>>144506844Ted Brodzinski?
>goyslop was so much better 25 years ago
>>144506878Correct
Ted had poor ideas but good methods desu
>>144506878yes
>>144506844but who will teach me linear algebra?
>>144506822Truly the moment he peaked and now it’s all downhill from there
>nostalgia for commercials If you didn’t have commercial schedules memorized and were watching one and a half shows per 30 minute programming block you simply belong on planet retard
>islanders make the SCF>get destroyed by the Oilers
>>144506947Yes?
>>144506947and then i turned off my playstation and cried myself to sleep
>>144506414Retard
goyslop really was quite a bit better 25 years ago
>>144507040I like chipotle
i had sunny d last night
>>144506966https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A0znODq3tg
>>144506966The last time my islanders were relevant =( thankfully we have the broship to carry us now =)
>>144507040mcdonalds was good back in the day
give me yop me mama
watching christmas commercials from the 90sboy, have things changed
i miss rosie o'donnell
>>144507112Sorry, I only have friendships with teams who actually treat former players correctly. Vegas are faggots and have zero friends.
>>144507153She’s still seething at drumpf
>>144507164Your only friend is your doll girlfriend kwab
>>144506635>Thomas Harley signs a two-year extension with the #stars carrying a $4M AAVWhy did it take them so long
i'm still seething at kerry fraser
>>144507185Don't ever call me "doll."
>>144507185you watch mandrama and post daily about mandrama.
>>144507206Better than watching virtual sock puppets play video games and posting daily about virtual sock puppets playing video games :^)
keep it civil, fellas
>>144507228Ladies too
Is Raanta returning to liiga?
think a lady has ever posted on /hoc/?
>>144507274/hoc/ is a men's locker room
>>144507186Things in the NHL get done on specific timetables>as soon as possible AKA we were working on this before we were allowed toFor example, every July 1 signing.>when the player/agent/gm(s) are all in the same locationFor example, Draisaitl's extension being announced after he returned to Edmonton from his summer vacation or how many trades get done on the draft floor that don't even involve the draft>at the last second before it starts to impact thingsFor example, all the players signing right before training camp, November 30, or trades being made right before the TDL
>>144507294Maybe a woman but never a lady
kino on the menu
>>144507361USNTDP has the chemistry advantage
>>144507318Thank you for actually taking time to explain that, anon.
>>144507294Yup.
Ya thanks anon i'm a fucking retard who doesn't know shit about shit how hockey works but sit in this thread shitting it up all day anyways I had no idea that a RFA with zero leverage would sign right before camp starts after sitting on the teams offer to him all summer in the hopes of getting more
>logs off of hocgeneral.com
>>144507446Me trying to impress the /hoc/ pwhl player
>>144507318great post
>>144507446I believe in you anon.
>>144507446Nobody knows which game you’re posting about
/hoc/ should be retired after this thread
actually 4 million bucks a year for a defenceman that put up 47 points is not bad when you consider darnell nurse makes 9.25 million and only put up 32
>>144507446Cope, I'm Jeff Marek and you're not
>>144507528/nhl/ lives again
>>144507534Based on all the bridge deals in Dallas I’m assuming Seguin and maybe Benn retire in 2 years. Benn is less likely but if he stays it’ll be for significantly less.
>>144507589I don't Seguin is retiring any time soon.
>>144507534Nurse only got his big contract because covid froze the cap, Klefbom's shoulder exploded and Holland's trade of Keith allowed Chicago to sign Jones to an equally bad contract
>>144507563Who gets a Stanley Cup win first? Maple Leafs or Wild?
>>144507634On the one hand he has a baby on the way but on the other his hips are trashed
>>144507649wild
>>144507672Then I guess he is going to stick around and collect the rest of his contract
>>144507649The Leafs already have a cup, even if they haven't won since 1967. The Wild. They have never ever ever won and never ever will.
>>144507563>rags and shorkslmao
>>144507649Probably Kraken honestly
>>144507164_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>144507528Only for /beav/ to return
Is he the leafs only hope?
the Tkachuk trade is our generations Gretzky trade, except it actually won the team a cup
Forwards (12):56 - William Dufour43 - Marc Gatcomb64 - Justin Gill45 - Alex Jefferies52 - Daylan Kuefler49 - Eetu Liukas48 - Matthew Maggio72 - Jesse Nurmi62 - Riley Piercey66 - Jack Randl58 - Cam Thiesing7 - Maxim TsyplakovDefensemen (8):38 - Aidan Fulp39 - Isaiah George61 - Christian Krygier59 - Artyom Kudashov37 - Travis Mitchell36 - Calle Odelius63 - Matias Rajaniemi41 - Marshall WarrenGoaltenders (3):35 - Tristan Lennox60 - Keith Kinkaid70 - Henrik Tikkanen
>>144507164
fulp
>>144507916He's washed. The amount of goals he was "also in photo" for against Edmonton is ridiculous.
>>144508029Good thing the leafs didn’t sign him for too long… right?
>>144508010Flames will never recover from that mistake
>>144508088>>144508010>heh nothing personal calgary. Just business.
I needed tickets cause I had noneI fought the bud and the bud wonI fought the bud and the bud won
>>144508010The best part of that trade was how many people in the media tried to convince us the Flames won the trade. The only way they could have was if they immediately flipped Huberdeau/Weegar at 50% retained and began rebuilding.
Why are people so concerned about players "taking over a playoff series"? Unless you're Carey Price, Pastranak, Drai, or McDavid then it just doesn't happen regularly.
>>144508163your best players should always take over. Jordan Martinook did that for the Canes in 2023 against the Devils.
huberdeau is seething about the trade btw. He said tkachuk actually sucks, and is overrated. He also said the only reason Florida won was because they got players like OEL that were better then the players he had to work with.
>connor mccrybaby
what will the cope be when mantha gets huberdeau back to 100 points?
>>144508037>signing a 34 year old man to the longest contract of his careerHmm
>>144508188Few players can actually do it. >>144508201Huberdeau just needs a constant Selke finalist center(re) to make up for his lack of defense and feed him passes.>>144508268Ain't happening
>>144508304Sam bennett would be a good centre for him. Flames need to get players like him.
Im a free agent defenseman.. just saying
Meredith Gaudreau is a free agent wife
Gary move Jets to Atlanta. Winnipeg does not support their team and can't even fill their minor league arena
>>144507563lmao Toronto
>>144507318What does this tell us about Seider not being signed yet?
niggas aint ready for the Hööbs Heat redemption season for John and for the Dome
>>14450756317 Series 1 Cup
>>144508425Probably that Seider hasn't returned to Detroit yet
josh bailey still available
>>144508461Where could I beeeeeeee?Believe or not I’m not in Detroit!
>>144508472Yeah no shit
just posting until /nfl/ makes another thread
fun factif gretzky was drafted to the NHL instead of the WHA in 1979-80, he would have likely went to the Colorado Rockies and been coached by Don Cherry.
>>144508590My devils :)
>>144508590Gretzky was never drafted to the WHA.>>144508606Wouldn't have existed if Denver had Gretzky to watch. This is the 50th season for that franchise and they've still never had someone reach 50 goals or 100 points
If Quebec and Michigan weren't going through rough hockey development Corey Perry would've been retired three years ago.
>>144508651damn shame
>>144508651Quebec is going through rough human development.>>144508590More interesting fact: The Habs made a trade in 1976 to get the right to swap first round picks with Colorado in 1980. They did this because they figured the draft was age thanks to the WHA (this already partially happened in 1974) was going to be reduced and they thought this would give them the best chance at drafting Gretzky. The rumor is that they had the right to swap picks in 1979 too but Montreal traded their pick in 1978 so we'll never know.
>>144508567I'm not gonna do it.
just got home from playing some cards with the boys and subsequently the bar
>>144507164>lost game five 9-3KWAB
>>144508719>They did this because they figured the draft was ageBecause the drafted age was going to be lowered thanks to the WHA
>>144508727what are you wanking it to tonight brother
>>144508766took care of that earlier i'm chillin for the night
>>144506065>Mayor Ken Ching Chong Sim and Mayor Amerjeet Sar SohiAnd Canacucks wonder why their quality of life is worse now than in 60 years
BASED
>>144508847GMS
I left my oshi and it feels so badI guess my race is run
I hope Gary has a good script this year
>>144499999>>144500000
Fuck Gary
>>144509106that's why you don't be a degenerate gambler. the team he bet against lost 7-0
What do you think they talk about? Also Robertson should grow a mullet.
imagine having matt dumba on your team
>>144509257>top 6 team in England beats some shit team from the 3rd tier soccer league
>>144509275Imagine Dumba lifting the Stanley cup before McDavid. Be honest you would laugh.
>>144509309both of those scenarios will never happen thank god
Discord sucksI wish I were invited to the /hoc/ skype group back in the day
>>144509324The first will but you’ll have a whole season to make peace with it.
>>144509344better hope they hire a different coach then
>>144509370Since your Piss Knights will miss the ploffs this year you should consider bandwagoning for Dallas since you have so many thoughts and opinions about the team.
>>144509399sounds like you have a boogeyman
>>144509399dylan your mom and I are worried you're obsessed with the Vegas Golden Knights
>>144509425Just offering an olive branch
>>144509450>nouYou should feel grateful to me that I would bring them up at all given how irrelevant they’ll be this year.
>>144509463*yawns* you're fucking boring
>>144509463you should start charging rent bud
>>144509483>>144509484Anyway back to discussing teams that are relevant and didn’t pick a diabetes II dehydrated piss shade for their team uniform.
>>144509527try that again without sounding mad
kino
>>144509543>try that again without sounding mad, he seethed.
>>144509579thank you for reiterating my point
>>144509586>thank you for reiterating my point, he seethed again.
>>144509617sure seems that way huh
>>144509625>sure seems that way huh>p-p-pls let me have the last word Shan’t
>>144509656>Shan’tjust like the stars winning the cup this millenium KWAB
>>144509666When they win this year I’ll remind you of this post
>>144509683dream big bud
>>144509683yeah dylan I'm sure anyone in the world ever born cares about buddy's dallas stars prediction post
>>144509688>>144509708Rent free
>>144509711>n-n-no youKWAB
bud1
>>144509722Good post
>>144509722true he won via the broship
Why is everyone in this thread such a gay retard?
>>144509889you tell me
>>144509889so you don't know
The draft should only be 2 rounds.
>>144509924and then what?
Johnny should have been riding a horse
>>144509975NHL teams can sign free agents, can't they?
>>144510075retard
If Russia attacks a NATO member, will the 64(!) Canacuck players who currently play in the KHL get treated like traitors?
>>144509924The draft should be as many rounds as you want, like the old days. Teams have a reseve list limit of 80 names (50 pro contracts) anyway.
>>144510116If Russia attacks NATO there's bigger issues than hockey unfortunately.
>retard /pol/brainrot
Rapist Cal Foote is going to play for my town (population 30k)Is he good?
Why does the AHL have such a hard-on for the west coast, and more specifically California?
>>144510250holy fuck stop posting stupid quesations
>>144510244He's the exactly the type of defenseman my team must sign sooner rather than later, but both the local and the national hockey media would've screamed bloody murder if a Swedish team signed any of the 5 gay rapists.
>>144510271Neat. I can't wait to get his signature.Previously Mitch Miller played on his place, my town is gathering these basedguys
>>144510301I was thinking just a few hours ago if it would be better for hockey in both Slovakia and the Czech Republic if they shared leagues?I was listening to team specific preview episodes of the SHL and the episode of Örebrö with Slovakian talent Luka Radivojevic and the episode of Malmö with Czech talent Dominik Badinka. And most of the U20 national team players from the two countries don't play in the domestic leagues.
>>144510250because that is where hockey popularity is at its weakest
>>144510467Talk about thinking backwards.
>>144510467canada is a baketball country now
Toronto maple leaves
>>144510471gotta grow the game
>>144510435We wanted to do that several times but the czechs dont want us in. They are right desu
Drank a lot of beers.
Good morning /hoc/>laffs
>>144510787almost preseason bro>laffs
Finland
Speaking of Finland, the Sabres must be the absolute worst organization in the NHL. Not letting Konsta Helenius continue to develop in Liiga and placing him in the AHL with all their other 1st round busts that will end up either playing on a 4th line or become AHLers for life.The people who run the Sabres must have holes in their heads.
https://x.com/_llebrun/status/1836113963932881129?t=iu6sFWd3bWUMe5d1xOgl0w&s=19>laffs fan is a huge pussyImagine my shock.
>>144510934Liiga is a terrible place to develop desu
Didn't the slovak village rapist team also have the guy who murdered a referee
mornin flames chads
Shalomenta
>>144506414I haven't celebrated Halloween since my very early 20s
>>144507294Was kippers actually a femoid or some dude doing a larp?
>>144511446when did kippers profess to being female?
>>144510250The parent clubs of those teams conspired to put them together to reduce travel and recall times.
>took a marner after i got out of the showerIts over bros
16 days until the European opener 20 days until the North American opener
https://x.com/TheGregHillShow/status/1836348385365758303?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1836348385365758303%7Ctwgr%5Eba2b1a0d285594d77734fe5df40d4f77d8aba2d9%7Ctwcon%5Es1_c10&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.audacy.com%2Fweei%2Fsports%2Fbruins%2Fcourtney-cox-jeremy-swayman-deal-is-doneSwaymanbros we're about to get that bag
Nigga what is that link
>>144512102Just hop back in real quick and tidy up the bamhole. No laws against 2 showers in a day.
>>144512204A portal to planet retard.
>>144512102Get a bidet
Remember to rub your balls
>>144512169The bruins have to know that they’re missing playoffs without him. He’s not getting 10 million a year though
>>144512169we have never been more back
>>144512264You're chemically roasting your nuts anon.
https://x.com/localpodcaster/status/1836395258671722843?t=0hnry5rBi_6-WD5QC1Ko3A&s=19Josh "Glass Shoulder" Norris
>>144512357
Good for the Blackhawks for choosing Foligno as captain over a 19 year old
pre season starts soon. Canucks won the Young stars classic now they will win the preseason
>>144512169imagine being so canadian that you can't post a simple link correctly
>>144512169Imagine if he gets his ask and then collapses this season
>>144512259I checked them for lumps after this morning’s hot shower
Going to Hobby Lobby today :)
Me making extra money to afford to go to a few games
>>144512739What are you buying lad?
Extremely shit thread
Retards
>>144512799They're not done grooming Bedard for the role yet
>>144512757I’m taking my kids so they can pick out some new fall decorations.
Yesterday, Islanders Head Coach Patrick Roy accidentally let slip that 1A Goaltender Ilya Sorokin had received back surgery this offseason. Roy is quoted as stating: “So the surgery he had for his back, it’s not the perfect thing, but I do think he’ll be fine. I do believe we have such a good medical staff. They’ll take care of him. They’ll make sure when he’s ready, he’ll help us.”This comes after Isles GM Lou Lamoriello stated that Sorokin had a "minor injury" this offseason but would be ready for the start of camp.Sorokin had his worst NHL year last season, dropping to a .908% save percentage and losing his starting job to veteran tender Semyon Varlamov. For a high salary goalie on his first year of an 8-year deal, Islanders fans are predictably worried about their 1A tender's health.
>>144512799McDavid remains the youngest full time captain in NHL history.
>>144512392Guarantee you smell like shit
>>144512835>losing his starting job to veteran tender Semyon VarlamovCope bud said Sorokin was still the starter.
>>144512799nick foligno fucking sucks and is a giant fag, I know it's the rapehawks but do they not have literally anyone else
>>144512799Would you prefer Seth Jones?
>>144512854Whos the youngest part time captain
>>144512878Just give it to bedard
>>144512890Brian Bellows when Craig Hartsburg was hurt.https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2operg
>>144512894>Just give it to the 19 year oldRetard.
>>144512894do you know what role the captain performs kiddo
>>144512916Retard
>>144512799A “we have no expectations for this season but we are not in an r-word ” move
>>144512928not in an retard?
>not only did nick foligno not retire 5 years ago, he is the current blackhawks captain
>>144512835His back needed surgery from carrying all those shitters
>bell selling their stake in the >laffs to rogersToronto 2 here we come
>>144512854He’s not captain material. Even in the footage after they lost the SCF it was Hyman giving a speech to the locker room while McMuffin sat their all dejected looking down and trying not to cry.
>>144512894He’s too young and lacks experience. Other players his age live with older guys for mentorship
Happy Dallas Stars media day everyone
>>144512978this just means rogers finally accumulated the cash to be the sole proprietor
>>144512944I think a GM would rather go on camera and talk about retards rather than rebuilds
>>144512982show me the footage
An Islanders fan just saved the president have some respect
Fantasizing about quitting my job again
>>144513003Keep in mind that Bell owns a stake in the Habs as well
>>144513017https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTF2xw8KX/
>>144513065There’s also another one where he’s sitting there silently and just gets up and starts taking his gear off without saying anything to his team. He’s just not a leader.
>>144512854And look at how that’s going. He’s too autistic to inspire his teammates
>>144513175Realistically anything said here is pure cope, in front of a camera no less.
my habbies mentioned :)
>>144513221It doesn’t matter it’s still part of the job.
>>144513065>>144513175Thanks for the proof that he only cares about himself and draisaitl
les Canadiens sont lààà!!!
>>144513175>being a leader is about pretty speechesFitting that Hyman is the one to do that since Hollywood Jews have warped your mind.
>>144513252It doesn’t need to be a pretty speech but sitting there silently crying the whole time is bad leadership by any metric.
bud is under secret service investigation for his involvement in today's incident
>>144513283How many men were needed to bring him in
>>144513242I can’t believe there are still people who think otherwise at this point.
>>144513252At least he’s stepping up and saying something after failure
What is the ideal sport for the canadian man who hates ice hockey, hates the NHL, hates the Stanley cup, lives in a city that will never have an NHL team, hates the Canada nacional hockey team and wants an anti-NHL and anti-ice hockey sport in everywhere
we don't do hate here on /hoc/
>>144513308Badminton
>>144513276>>144513300McDavid leads on the ice where it actually counts and his teammates know that. Anything said after the game is cope
>>144513319Reasons why Badminton is the ideal sport for a man who hates ice hockey?
>>144513252rent free
>>144513330>McDavid leads on the ice where it actually counts..and they lost. So he’s a bad leader on and off the ice.
shut the fuck up
>>144513332>spring/summer sport >played on grass >zero contact >relaxing
>>144513333checked and anti-hate pilled!
If it were not for hockey McDavid would be the weird IT guy who eats lunch alone
>>14451334131 teams lose every year, I guess there are 31 bad captains every year
>>144513360wasn't funny the first time
>>144513351>relaxingHave you ever played with your buddies? That shit gets competitive real fast
>>144513371Yes and McMuffin is consistently one of them.
>>144513360where as you are the family IT guy who eats lunch in your room?
>>144513383shut the fuck up
>>144513383I play with my nana :)
i am currently bored and watching finnish Liiga hockey on my TV and i am currently feeling confused about the finnish commentators speaking gibberish, but i assume that they will at the very least play hockey in a way i will understand.
>>144513387No captain has ever lead their team to more than 5 cups so even the best captains lose more than they win
>>144513407Shitily?
>>144513410McDavid hasn’t won any cups. He leads his team to failure and cries and pouts afterwards. You can’t spin that.
>>144513425>nooo you can't be upset at losing! You have to be le hollywood speechman and make up bullshit so I feel better about you losing
>>144513432You can be upset without being a weak bitchass in front of your team. Some people just aren’t cut out for a leadership role what are you not getting.
>>144513467>good leadership is... pretending not to care
>>144513407Why isn’t SHL on? In any case enjoy the Pekka Hockey
>>144513489Stoicism isn’t the same as pretending not to care. You don’t know anything about leadership tho so I can’t say I’m surprised you don’t understand that.
Thinking a captain is obligated to give a cope speech because that’s what happens in the 2nd act of a Disney movie is the sign of someone who’s never stepped foot in a locker room.
>laffs being sold
>>144513489Leaf you asked for the footage like it was a made up claim got btfo and have been coping ever since just take the L and move on before you start saying shit like “it’s manly to cry after a game”
>>144513415finnish Liiga hockey is somewhere around the same skill level as swedish SHL hockey i assume. so i don't think the finnish will play super horribly today. the game has been running for a few minutes now and it looks okayish.>>144513510the hockeyallsvenkan swedish hockey starts up on friday, i might watch some hockey with my dad on that very friday. the SHL swedish hockey starts up on saturday. i am very excited to watch hockey on both friday and saturday :D
>>144513573I’m excited to see the Atlanta maple leafs :)
>>144513572>t. Someone who has never stepped foot in a locker room
qmjhl season starts friday, if anyone was wondering. :)
>>144513588>Leaf you asked for the footageNo I didn't. >>144513571Yeah bro, he should have stood up and said "we're going to be back here next year and win it all except you shitters that aren't good enough like Ceci, Holloway, and Broberg, fuck you guys, get out".
>>144513573
>>144513606I wasn't, but its good news
he definitely asked for the footage lol
>>144513606>QMJHLShan't be drafting from a junior league that produces such stars as Huberdeau and Lafreniere
been watching the q since the late 90s. best player i saw was some guy named sidney crosby.
>>144513639Must be a bust since I’ve never heard of him
les maple leafs de quebec
>>144513610>No I didn't.uhh>>144513017To your second point I guess you think it’s better he cries and despairs and silently leaves first with Leon so they can console eachother. What a leader.
uh oh. anon got caught lying lmao
You can just tell McDavid wasn’t picked to be line leader in grade school
>>144513606everyone is predicting my team is going to finish in the top 4. :D
>>144513606lmao literally a girls league now. no fighting no hitting
>A person near the rally with a self-trained bomb-detecting dog falsely reported the threatLong Island Self-Trained Bomb-Detecting Dogs
>>144513692>>144513706shut the fuck up
>>144513762keep cryin, bud
>>144513745The dykepuck girls would probably fight every once in a while if it wasn't for the cage helmets, they never do it in NCAA men's either
Sounds like Utah Hockey Club's name has been chosen. Utah HC president Chris Armstrong: "It's been very clear to us what our fans would like us to be called. ... I'm not in a position or prepared to tell you what that is today."
>>144513702Jen
Yeti are from the Himalayans. There is no Yeti in North America
>>144513838And long island is a peninsula whats your point
Utah Coyotes
Utah teen wives
Utah Stockholm Syndromes
>>144513677>every leaf is the same anonRetard
>>144513590Based have fun watching hockey with your dad :DDD
Utah Kraken
>>144513890It’s all Chinese to me
>>144513890>every leaf is the same anonFor all intents and purposes
>>144513942The phrase is all intensive purposes retard
>>144513953Canadian education everyone
Lol he fell for it
https://x.com/HackswithHaggs/status/1836436279170302403Korpi-Bussi might become reality after all...
>>144513981he's using a vpn
>>144514069you shut up bloody benchod
PeeeePoooo
>>144514085bloody fuck you basterd
Just filtered the word Utah
rogers buying the >laffs is absolute worse case ontario
Too many brown Canadians in this thread it’s starting to smell bad
>>144514205Don't forget about Clubbies
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>>144514223>>144514226Confirmed and filtered the American flag entirely
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Does anyone know Samir’s thoughts on this current situation?
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I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD I'M HERE TO SAY THE WORD
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>penguins >stars >jets
New rules this year>coach's challenge to rescind puck over glass>goalies "accidentally" dislodging the net will prevent their team from changing>offensive centres now get warnings after icings rather than being kicked out>sitting on the boards with your skates exposed to the rink will result in a penalty after one warning for the team
>>144514016The bruins can’t escape >finnish goaltending
>>144514016Imagine if they’re actually good
>>144514244/hoc/ doesn’t discuss that much
>>144514413>>sitting on the boards with your skates exposed to the rink will result in a penalty after one warning for the teamI feel like that never happens?
i'm gonna spit up on myself
>>144514205You’ll miss out on some exciting new gimmicks
>>144514041Retard
>>144514461Players do that all the time when they are waiting for line changes
>>144514461Players do it pretty frequently when they're waiting for a change, especially on the PK and last year a linesman got cut by a skate so the NHL had to placate the NHLOA with this. Expect it to be harshly enforced and some players to end up cut
>>144514478>>144514487Oh they mean like that? Well that’s gonna fuck up line change speed what a retarded rule
>>144514511They can sit on the boards but their skates need to be in the bench. They actually implemented this rule right before the playoffs last year
didn’t ask
>>144514413>coach's challenge to rescind puck over glasshow did this take so long to implement>goalies "accidentally" dislodging the net will prevent their team from changingwhat defines an accident?
>>144514579shut the fuck up
>>144514579I did
>>144514591an oopsie?
>>144514591>how did this take so long to implementGMs are afraid of reviews>what defines an accident?Anything that doesn't result in a penalty
The Tard Yard
>enter /hoc/ >post “didn’t ask” >close my web browser
>>144514604>open /hoc/>seethe about the flames >stay
>>144514619truly intellectual posting
>“He’s all about the team. I asked him if he wanted to talk (extension) and he said, ‘I just want to win this year.’ That’s Jamie.
fellas i think i farted too hard and gave myself a hemorrhoid what should i do
>>144514652shut the fuck up
>>144514651you're gonna retire cupless mr bennget used to that
>>144514604
>>144514665Nah he’ll get it done
Gonna play more pond hockey this year
>>144514675he doesnt even have the will to defeat the coilers
>>144514683Benn was the only Star that showed up
>>144514696>1 goalnaw
>>144514683He will. Soilers on the other hand will never make it back to the SCF
>>144514708if he has it, then why didnt he show it last season and get it doneyou keep dreaming
Sad
>>144514683Coilers got their butthole flipped inside out by Matthew Tkachuk
>>144514726what does that have to do with jamie benn?
>>144514717really want predaturds v lightcream playoff series this year
>>144514716Because Gary’s script required a canadian team being humiliated in the final.
>>144514741nice cope
>>144514729What does Jamie Benn have to do with the Soilers getting anally raped by the Florida panthers?
>>144514726Evan Rodrigues actually
>>144514736There not in the same conference you retard
>>144514652Hit the gym so you don’t make the same mistake twice
>>144514759dumb
>>144514755Oh I’m sorry did the coilers not get humiliated? Did they win? Am I wrong about that?
>>144514717hedman is now the head man
>>144514667Looks dreamy
>>144514717Yeah the BoltZ dynasty is over
>>144514779the cope is strong
>>144514764that doesn't mean it couldn't happen, stupid
>>144514782Jen
>>144514802Just means it won't
>>144514800So you’re saying the coilers beat the panthers?
samir is doing his routine again
For me, it's Hedman Partners
Jamie benn is a washed up goon. His slow ass gets pissy and then takes dumbass penalties hurting his team. that fuckin faggot will never win a cup
>>144514802Both of those teams won’t make it past the first round if they made it retard
>>144514818Sticking up for your buddy Dylan, Dominick?
>>144514838>blah blah blah stupid incoherent nonsensethat's you right fucking now
samir's stench always betrays him lel
Sorry guys cant stick around for real retard hours today
>>144514853Dominick you're still too scared to trip up.
>>144514827Jamie Benn is based
>>144514782kek
>>144514783#NHLToDreamZanarkand
imagine begging someone to use a trip so you can highlight their postsnow add being brown and having an insatiable urge to do the needful to the mix and you'll know what being samir is like
>>144514827I respect that he injures people instead of faking injuries like some other bitchmade captains in the league.
>>144514885Imagine being afraid of getting identified.
>>144514888Vegass sisters we think this insult was directed at us
seattle kraken
just got a Canadian quarter in my change from some saar
>>144514925Do you think he was always like that?
>>144514978Krak my back
>>144507186Your comment implies it's the stars fault 100%. The player has to sign. Teams don't cave to demands and sometimes players don't move from their demand until they feel the pressure.
>>144514992I enjoy slipping our quarters into American businesses
>>144515075BASED economy crashing samirbro
>>144514992Cool, is it themed or does it just have the classic deer?
>>144515109It's a 2010 with Lizzie on the front and a based Moose on the flip
It's not a moose its a caribou buddy
>>144515130Unlucky. 2010 had some great coins
Lol
I got a NASA coin a few weeks ago. kino coin
>>144515166>>144515176im keeping it in my car so i can hurl it and the next saar
>>144514667>the garbage dump
>>144515166shut the fuck up
>>144515197Becoming one of those "democracy must fall" guys but solely because of the 2023 Tempe arena referendum
for me its :
>>144515182Bust it is then
>>144515224Is that Mr. Loonie?
>>144515214good post
>>144515182I await their inevitable bust
>>144515224I don't celebrate losers
>>144515272hilary lostjasper lostbud wonbanff won
How did the leafs and habs get official Canadian coins?
>>144515272then you aren't a fan of any canadian team
>>144515280Do american football teams get this kind of treatment?
>>144515176Fun Fact: the GG on the side stands for good goy>>144515291he's a Flamiac probably
>>144515291I just don't celebrate them
Why is Swayman so afraid of a prove-it bridge deal?
>>144515317because he can't prove it
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>>144515297No. Our population isn't centered in two cities.
>>144515317he has all the leverage, good on him for actually using it
>>144515324I’m starting to think that’s why too.
>>144515340lmao yes it is
>>144515317A prove it deal walks him to free agency
>>144515297No our special coins have more historical things on them
>>144515340retard
>>144515280>>144515297the leafs and canadiens are the only relevant hockey teams
Getting it ready, cuck?
>>144515341I don’t agree he’s too new and unproven to outwardly show he doesn’t give a fuck about his team.
Could the next thread be flames themed please.
>>144515317It's not a "prove-it" deal if they're only doing it because of cap constraints
>>144515398money and miles mark
>>144515398if the pooins won't pay him, another team will. gary's tribe getting tricked is always a good thing
>>144515356there is literally nothing more historically important than the rivalry between the canadiens and the maple leafs
>>144515356Based. The only American coin I can picture was the wright brothers or something
Got a great post for the next thread
>>144515452>>144515452>>144515452New
>>144515434t. Laurentian slave
