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great thread
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NO CONTRACT
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>>144506557
You realize shitrab has literally publicly ducked umar
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Me on the left
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tic TOC pisslam
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SHIT FIGHT
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Why did America save him?
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Yeah so he's a collaborator
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>>144506575
Umar has pulled out of 4 fights in his short career, Merab has never pulled out.
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>>144506590
Oh no! He heckin pulled out!
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>>144506614
ducks don't get title shots
example: Magomed Ankalaev
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>>144506614
pullout mercant perchance
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>>144506614
That's not heckin baddasserino! I would never!
>*shits and farts
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God damn I love shidding and farding.
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i got some money on the chinese
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>>144506633
too much of it can be unhealthy
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NAITO???? Send in Sergei
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The japs don’t need more samurai spirit they need more samurai brains
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Ape Chandler
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this matumbo dude claims to be 20 kek
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>>144506659
Agreed
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Can’t wait for the first Cameroonian to enter the UFC
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First octagon death incoming
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>Good things come to those who wait.

SOON
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>>144506659
damn....
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>>144506650
Imagine how good it would feel to crack that Neanderthal noggin and watch the smug Dagestani face disappear as he winces and tries to stay awake
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>>144506679
Thanks dana
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>>144506659
Ever heard of Toyota? They have plenty of samurai brains.
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>>144506557
Hap?
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>Good things come to those who wait.

SOON #CSO
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>22
>african athlete
kek that nigga is not 22
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i'm glad that merab is ducking umar. bamtamweight is such a godawful division right now that it's funny to see.
>aljo
>omalley
>merab
has there ever been a more loathsome series of champions? and if umar does get his title shot and wins he'd only be making the situation worse. bantamweight is THE anti-boy division
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That nigga ain't 22
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>>144506667
>>144506704
He could be. I honestly cant tell. They grow up faster over there
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>>144506705
yan beats all 3 of those guys
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Fuck me in my spammy
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>they showed his family
He's getting heemed dead isn't he
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>>144506716
you are a dummy dude. they have no birth certificates they lie about that shit all the damn time.
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IKIMASHOUUUUUUUUU
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OOOOHHH SPECIMEN
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Imagine living in Canada or being Canadian.
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>>144506727
I know, but he could actually be 22, we don't know. We can't do radio carbon dating on him or anything
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>>144506732
I can hear the loud latin music in the distance coming through your post
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>a fan yelled at ortega that his ex wants nothing to do with him
OH NO NO NO NO NO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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this nigga is ashy as hell
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Facial.
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>The belt, Poop Hands, give it to me.
Alex will get caught and any denying it, is nothing more than a cope.
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>>144506751
most of our blacks are literally straight out of africa and litally never seen a 20yo african dude that looked 30
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>losing to a fat japanese welterweight
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>>144506782
i hope so b
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>>144506789
this was before he started roiding
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>>144506794
Ok, i concede. I havent seen too many legit africans irl
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>>144506798
Tactical retreat by Smith.
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>>144506782
This groid shouldn't even be fighting for the belt after being suspended for using roids just a few months ago. What the fuck?
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>>144506782
Would want to see it just for the keks
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damn both his eyes swelled shut instantly from that
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>>144506830
Formalities b
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>>144506761
i dont understand what u guys see in this babushka
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>>144506830
who cares b
Everyone is juicing
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heeeem stoppy
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>>144506830
"It's the only fight that makes sense."
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If gayna gives either of the winners of the first two fights a contract he’s truly lost it
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"Natural power". Bisping is responsible for sucking the nogs off when Rogan is off, I guess.
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Ouch
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missa schaub sorry fo yo loss but yo lip
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>how about that technology
>2fps webcam footage
lmao
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dishonarubu
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fuck i forgot dwcs was today. how many fights left?
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NATO looking like he's about to be put in seppukuwatch any minute now
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>>144506888
bout tree fiddy
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>>144506888
five million
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You can already tell how this niggas career will go. Early stoppages tko's fed easy matchups given a interim title shot and made undisputed when the champ abrutly vacates the belt. Same old script
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>>144506888
Three left. You didn't miss anything. Boring crotch sniffer won the first and hapsplosive negro won the second with some sloppy gnp. Both have the cardio of Conor after a coke binge on full bulk.
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you’d think the mines would build more cardio than that
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>>144506909
he's a worse version of niggas we've already seen like al hassan or dalcha. He's not going nowhere.
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these two look great together
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>>144506925
Quintessential Canadian post
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>>144506923
He'll mysteriously gain unlimited cardio at some point
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That bvll was cute.
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This lightskin nigga got sugger in his tank.
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THEY CLONED PAYTON TALBOTT ALREADY
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Thank god chandler got a fight. Now I don't have to worry about hap and ace going hungry
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have you guys heard on the pod talk tuah about this new fighter from jersey, the rizzler or someting
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>>144506986
just what we need another Disney channel black

>>144506991
did chandler really give him watermelon and grape soda unironically?
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>>144507016
Why couldn't he do this to that cameroonian fella?
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This honky got accolades. Why is the mullato mutt the favorite on tapology
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>>144506991
mike what the fuck
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>>144506756
he's already moved well past tracy
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>>144507020
He has also posted pictures of him picking cotton in their back yard.
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choke this Black Belts
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fairbanks alsaka is rough, this guy has killed drunk indians, probaly gonna be shit techincaly
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>that chest
Remember what I told you guys about pectus
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Chinese americans
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>>144507051
that shit finna pop chigga! damn, hit the deck.
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>>144507062
should not be allowed to compete, strange how many you see in mma compared to irl
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>hitman
>from minnesota
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>>144507051
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That last Cameroonian Nguubuu better not get uppity and cause problems in the future
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>>144507089
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>>144507117
Lol this shit was so ridiculous
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>>144506696
for me it's the Suzuki samurai
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>>144507086
Edmen has more finishes at middleweight than vettori and strickland
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>>144507163
Would actually be kino if the bed was a standard length
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No contracts tonight
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>>144507177
thus is more valuable
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Bennett is a big time snoozer
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This dude is essentially Bo Nigger but white.
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Sno Nigga
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Bennett will do great in pfl
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>>144507224
in the bin
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Fucking hell bisping is getting worse every week
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>>144507236
He had a good call in the first fight
>And now dropping bombs of his own, in the octagon.
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>>144507236
he was allways shit, mma has some of the worst personalitys with him and DC, joe stinks too mma wise, the ufc is very luckly that he got huge from the podcast and can coast of his other works
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>>144507259
DC is based though. I genuinely can't understand why people hate him
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>>144507265
false
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>>144507265
name some black featherweights?
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>LET'S GO BABY!
>*does nothing*
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Now that she's been exposed as a shitter, will she open an OnlyFans?
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>>144507285
Conor McGregor
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>>144507285
nate the train
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>>144507285
Aljamain Sterling (The Human Backpack)
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Hart sucks
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CSO jab to the thigh
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>>144507296
post how she looks now after the gear
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neither should get a contract after this
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>>144507269
>I genuinely can't understand why people hate him
That's because you're an aloof, fat, black idiot as well. At least DC was a two division champ, you fucking bum. lmfao
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couple a bum ass niggas frfr
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Why aren't these fights in the Sphere?
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>>144507345
No!
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Who is the private snowball of the UFC
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>>144507362
james vick
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>>144507362
What the frick is that supposed to mean
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>Going to hell and Bach for a meagre 10k and no contract
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Hart won that fucking fight!!
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>>144507362
DC.
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>>144507384
nah he sucks
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what are you guys watching
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>>144507396
You don't have to be good to win a fight
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Alaska is really beautiful but the mosquitos are vicious
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Emotional faggot
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6'8bros let's goooooo
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damn he trains neil magny what a beast
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Benjamin Bennett? More like Benjoao Ben da Netta. Amirite?
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Nigga is trying to pull a Jean Silva and get a push by crying like a schizo
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>>144507403
yes you do
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welcome to Bakersfield Combat BEN,
get this queer faggot to californa
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>>144507403
yeah but he's neither good nor a guy who wins fights while having foot reach advantage
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>I love this shit
>*cries*
>I just love cracking motherfuckers
>*cries*
KEK based
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>>144507428
Source?
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>training with Neil Magny
Welp there's your problem bro
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>deathjitsu
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I want to fuck everybody
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>>144507437
hart lost because he’s not good
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>>144507373
Redit is down the hall and to the left
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>>144507435
real ones fall in love with their hands
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-1000 favorite he's a big guy
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>>144507407
Wait, is this real? I thought there were no mosquitos in cold places
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Wait they called in a mechanic to fight a guy 7' feet taller than him and like 50 pounds heavier on short notice
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>that sanko bicep grab
HNNGGG
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>>144507448
And yet Benjamin won and he's also not good, curious.
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>>144507462
no we get plenty they just don't carry macaco diseases
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Peña and Pennington are fighting and you guys didn't tell me?
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>Tallison
is tall
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>>144507451
frfr
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>>144507462
no, he made that up
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>I just wanna heem niggas man
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roundtree has a chance I swear...
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>>144507471
he’s more good than hart, obviously
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>>144507486
jis my shon, Tall ee shon
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>>144507462
they survive in frozen ponds, the bush is terrible, my buddys dog almost died of bloodloss from skeeters
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>>144507462
>>144507492
>known as the Alaska state bird, mosquitos are a fact of summertime life in Alaska. With mild temperatures, regular precipitation, and many marshlands, lakes, and rivers, the environment is well-suited for these pesky insects.
Alaskan summers seem to be just mildly chilly rather than cold
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Conor begged the Sheikh on his knees to ask Dana if he could fight kek
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This guy lying about his training schedule
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>>144507462
In my experience mosquitos get worse the further north you go
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Oh I bet he's loose alright ;)
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sean o'malley was the first and last jewish ufc champ
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>>144507567
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>>144507577
Ever heard of sean strickland
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>>144506621
explain how he ducked, retard
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>>144507577
jewmar nurmagomedov
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bet the house on lopes
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Wait what happend to the dude with face tats
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>>144507529
alaska isnt that cold period, almost everyone is costal besides fairbanks, anchorage gets to around -8 in january, thats warmer then edmonton
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>218 pounds
bruh
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>>144507586
no no brudda I need to wait for Ramadan to be over (imaginary made up holiday) and for you to fight me in shaubi dhabi
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>>144507610
Literal retard not fighting at LHW
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>>144507586
boohoo I am on ramadan brother I only fight in abu dhabi brazza
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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Early
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early.
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early stoppage
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HEEEEEEM LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHTY
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HEEEEEM REACHY
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SLOP KINO
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RIP 6'2 mechanic who was outweighed by 40 pounds
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The jacked manlet ref is amusing. He reminds of a beardless dwarf from the Lord of the Rings.
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HEEM-fi-fo-fum-my
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we've found Robalis Despainge next opponent
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nvm good stoppage.
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garry copeman makin' me seethe with another shit stoppage
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>>144507610
Unironically an fat middleweight.
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fuck marry kill: dana white, mick maynard, sean shelby
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this translator has mob involvement aura
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Tallison is a bum
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Imagine the sheer amount of inertia generated from that 6'8 heeming machine o llawdy
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>>144507685
if it's that or dying I'll take martyrdom b
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>>144507686
Is not the blonde guy? INWTCH
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jon jones lost
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>>144507685
fuck dana
marry sean
kill mick
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>>144507685
kill kill kill
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>>144507685
in order from that pic: kill, fuck, marry
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Aaron “Never should of come here” Tau
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>>144507690
so much that he'll fail to heem some porky in poofc
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this is that 31 year old fake maori prospect I was telling you about
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this nigga aura does not match his tat
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this doo is gaygayf but an even gayer larper
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>adesanya
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>he grew up in the mountains of northern New Zealand
lolwut
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im currently a 6'3 feather weight with a 79' reach, but cant wrestle for shit, should i move up
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Great, another CKB shitter.
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Hunter looks so strange like some sort of time traveler
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fuckin love slapfest great idea dana
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It's kind of funny to remember that people actually wanted to see Kape vs KKF, that would have been such a huge mismatch
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>>144507760
from the future or past?
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Frank Murr is old
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WTF frank mir?
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THE gilbert smith jr?
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>boys
Pantoja
Merab
Belal
Dricus
>okay
Ilia
Islam
Aspinall
>anti boy
Pereira
Jones

Great batch of champion overall
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>>144507784
that 22 year old looked just as old
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>>144507774
yeah kape is doodoo
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>>144507802
Gotta see him in the triangle one more time before he retires
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the 31 year old prospect, with queer face tattoo
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His dad didn't share the sterons with his boy
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oh cool more gay haka shite
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>groomed to be one of Dana's thousand slaves
Man...
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Kai Kara France is Maori
Robert Whittaker is Maori
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Le kai kara face :P
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These maori larpers are fags
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I h8 transracial kiwi faggots so much it's unreal
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Hope this clown gets killed
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>>144507846
For real. Pereddit is just as bad
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do the haka dancers get paid in mangoes or bananas?
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>muh Christopher Colombus
Wtf is this hori talking about
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Darren Till is maori
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i’m fockin mauri bruh
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>>144507846
No shit. This guy looks to be ~80% White.
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>I never look at who I'm fighting
Ah okay so this doo is actually retarded
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>being maori is so deep
>dances in a skirt on saturdays
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>>144507400
Heames
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thank god we don't have shit like this here in the us
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Maori lie my boy Dan 'ooker
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this what maoai look like
this nigga from the suburbs
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>>144507880
some say that maoriest b
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>>144507858
true but atleast its his race, this is like me wearing a headress and throwing a tomhawk beacuse my great great grandfather fucked a red girl
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He looks like Kevin Lee.
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>>144507883
those are Mexicans b, that's what the Sphere said
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>>144507874
Dibs on the foot slut dudes.
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the dook claims polynesian heritage too
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WHY DOES HE KEEP SAYING HE GREW UP IN THE MOUNTIANS
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>>144507893
Kevin Lee got his face tattooed to sneak back in the UFC
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>>144507899
Absurd
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badass alert
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>>144507899
damn right, never seen him doin those gay dances tho
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>>144507893
>looks like Kevin Lee
>trained by Dookie Dan
literally too powerful to be in the UFC
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holy fuck this is just a twice as gay version of gaygayf
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>>144507894
shid i goofed
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Oh shit this dude is like 5'6. He's a more obnoxious verison of KKF
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This is dude is such a goof.
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I hope this manlet gets heemed
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>>144507899
ma nga
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This guy is going to get heemed bad I can feel it
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dollar store version of kkf
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>>144507846
is he from the same tribe as adesanya?
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Holy shit black bro please heem the fuck out of this retard
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He is SMILING?!?! Okay now this is epic.
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tell me about tau, why does he wear the mask?
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>>144507883
l-lets change subject brazza...
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lauren murphy vs dan ige preview
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black dude got an ice cream cone on his head
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>>144507926
5'4!!!!!!!!
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>>144507950
if I laser off the tattoos, will it hurt?
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His smile and optimism gone
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>>144507969
it would be incredibly painful
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he's no Adam Foote
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heem sucks
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They better hide the petrol and glue backstage
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>>144507977
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not smiling any more faggot
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>>144507984
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>>144507979
beast of a defenseman
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>!!!!!!!!
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>>144507984
>petrol
Go back to bongistan, nigel.
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Ben’s mistake was not showing up as a Rasta
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>I will channel the spirits of Maori ancestors
>gets ass beat
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>he doesn't know how to fight southpaw, he doesn't even know how to fight orthodox
sick burn
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Notice how he just stood up, lol
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>>144508034
Notice these nuts retard
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>>144508042
got eem
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redpill me on maori
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>>144508030
lol, it’s true, crazy how this is the gateway to the best of the sport, is fighting that difficult or is the talent pool just not big enough
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>>144508048
the jeets of mma
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>>144508048
they ride whales
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>>144508048
it's like eskimos but new zealand
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>>144508048
They were flinging spears and eating each other 200 years ago. Now they live amongst us as equals
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>>144508048
Samoans inbred relatives
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>>144508048
They just make scary faces that's about it
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>>144508048
[uneducated hot take that will hopefully piss off some users]
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this lil midget getting pieced up
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Heh, yeah, actually it's my CULTURE to make funny faces. I'm not doing it because i'm retarded.
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>>144508085
ain't a heartlet though gotta give him his dues.
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Smith is shook
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Hope the cut baby faggot gets heemed
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zesty nigga
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Tau will heem Merab
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>>144508048
they have a queen who wears a grass crown
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2-0 Smith but he gassed as fuck
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Wonder how 100% maori niggas feel about these 1 drop larping faggots
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Smith is breaking thats the spirit of maui au
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>>144508083
I agree, bro. It didn't really happen, but should have. There weren't even that many in country before the war started.
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Nobody ever wants the Cortez situation
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when does he activate maori mode?
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Dude crumbles when he gets hit KWAB
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This fight is essentially skill vs heart
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initiate the Cortez Situation
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THE MĀORI FIGHTING SPIRIT
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He should have been allowed to do the haka between rounds and smith should have been forced to watch
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Is spammy still here?
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>>144508083
Fuck off retard, if you actually think that you better kill your entire family and then yourslf so that none of your godforsaken genes survive.
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>>144508171
Please don't give Dana any ideas.
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manlet rage wins again
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Tau is the only one who deserves a contract tonight
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bums
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sloppy pillows
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OHHHHH THE PILLOW FISTS ARE FLYING!!
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Swangin' and bangin'
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>>144508199
Shame he didn’t win
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>>144508203
Big meaty hooks
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You have to wonder what Tau actually works on in the training room every day
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Smith gets the contract tau needs to fight a non cut baby faggot in one more DWCS fight
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cutbaby heartlet was 30 seconds from breaking to that absolute bum manlet kek
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wow these guys are warriors I think both deserve a contract - Dana Faggot
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Maori night at the Sphere
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>>144508111
kino
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>>144508221
they give him the teddy bear and he just goes to town
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Good morning sirs what kind of shit fights are we watching today?
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shit fight cut them both
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Aaron Toe what a coked up indian that guy is
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his arms were so short he couldn't hit him in the pocket
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pouring out some petrol for my lil nigga
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Maori nigga has heart.
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>>144508248
Don't need petrol when you have meth g
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>>144508171
Germans were using these while Māori were still eating and clubbing each other
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the petrol injun is still a big flaming homo but he's also based for that performance.
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cucked kickboxing bros...
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Sign them both.
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>>144508231
lmao
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this boy keeps yapping, someone cut his mic
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Only sign the big Brazilian, everyone else can walk
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>>144508235
fights are all done now sorry breh
- HawkTuahLeaveEmLeaking
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sean shelby got the call from al turki
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that afghan shitter should not have gotten a contract
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>>144508327
there is a constant need for apex fodder. they literally can't afford to reject more than one or two
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this is literally modern day slave auctions
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Sean shelby looks like he lives in a trailer with foil on the windows
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>Navajo Sterling gets a 33 year old, fat, former alcoholic bum from an unknown team
>Tau gets a 22 year old, giga-nigga 2nd gen MMA fighter prospect who's a massive weightbully
Same thing happened to that Hue mechanic. Gets matched up with a massive, young, UFC ready heavyweight. Man DWCS is so unfair. You could get matched up with a random bum can, or a giga prospect.
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>>144508344
its all favors for favors
the only people that lose are the watchers
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bennet going to poofl
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Poor Alaska
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>>144508360
Can’t they just keep violent shitters on the long term, I rather watch bum fights then low level hugging
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Massa Dana and Massa Ari gots no handouts for the white man
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>>144508370
well that's by design. there's almost always the guy they want and the guy who is supposed to take the fall. There's maybe like one matchup per two cards where it's not abundantly clear who the poofc is trying to sign.
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Sean Shelby wants to match him up with a Taliban fighter
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Is this "Ari" in the room with us sweaty
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>>144508402
the basharats?
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ARI'S IN MY ROOM AAAAAAAAAAA HE'S GOT A KNIF-
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its like all the poos going to canada, they know that they will fight for pennys and not complain. thats why they love these fob fighters
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That goofy negro has a Korean flag on his neck. They're more hateful of blacks than most. lmao
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its ari in yo head nigga
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>>>144508370
Smith is around average size for a Bantamweight Tau is just a midget
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im fricken tired. time 4 bed
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>>144508439
Same 10 hr shift today I am drained
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>>144508414
It's also a matter of economics. 10k to show, 10k to win goes much farther in Brazil, Africa or the former Soviet countries than it does in North America or Western Europe. An entry level UFC contract in those countries takes you from poverty to middle class instantly. In the west, even after the contract you're still poor.
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>>144508464
probably not applicable to that afghani today but all those dagis and assorted muslims are on retinue of various sheiks. They get everything paid for already.
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>>144508464
I think a majority of fighters end up staying in the US anyway after they get a contract and the UFC sponsors their green card. They have a whole department to help them with immigration
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Quit pocket watching narc ass niggas
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>>144508370
In those cases, the point of the contender series is to get an early highlight that the UFC can use before they get to the UFC.
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he gave that afghani shitter from the first fight a contract? what's the fucking point
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Why are the reporters calling the fighters kids now?
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https://youtu.be/5rc2lRswBxI
daner
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It's basically October.
It's basically 2025.
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>>144508534
beacuse they all lie about their ages. 35yo nigga claiming 20.
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>>144507954
Godslam kinda looks like a monkey in this image
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>>144508534
shut up or i'll rape you
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>>144508540
I’m a 20 year old college freshman, my life has passed me by
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>>144508291
Remember when he thought he was going to beat Jon?
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>>144508526
Dana didnt want to. Said sean shelby wanted him
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>>144506991
Gane has evolved past such temptations on a genetic level.
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john morgan still owes colby pushups
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>>144508580
has colby been collecting interest?
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>>144508550
Im 43 with 3 divorces
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>>144508540
The world ends within 3 years
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>>144508594
how many little chalupalitos?
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Dana says they can no longer dress up the octagon girls, “because the girls don’t do it and the sphere was one of one” why does this guy hate adding flair and excitement
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>>144508594
Can I marry one of your daughters
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>>144508604
Because it's a soulless vehicle for advertisement. They don't want to do anything good or that might actually moralize anybody unless it's mexicans on us soil and funded by the saudis.
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Who is the private joker of the UFC
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jsyk you guys aren't allowed back on the stricktrain after he 49-46s du meintheassis
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>>144508604
you gotta keep your hoes humble by only letting have corn flanks you let them get the fancy stuff (frsted flakes ) and dresses and they leave you in and instant
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The Afghan got 800 insta comments in a hour, the Brazilian got 100, they gave the Afghan a contract based off of this.
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Heeminder karate combat is on tomorrow night
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>>144508662
I'm not even mad because I'm gonna get to watch him get heemed in poofc now
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>>144508662
The afghan fought like an hour before the big hue though
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apparently PFL spent $20m on the ngannou fight
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Jake Paul.
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>>144508703
We don't watch that crap here
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>>144508703
nah he said that production for that card is going to cost more than the sphere show cost, likely bullshit the poofl ceo is an absolute goofy
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>>144508703
We only watch elite level fighting like the dwc
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>>144508750
heeminder jake paul is under contract with the poofl and was supposed to fight mma like 3 years ago
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>>144508750
I wonder how much theyre paying jp to do this stupid sjit
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>>144508774
Jake "Pizzy" Paul will win a gold medal in boxing and perform at the super bowl in 2028
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>>144508750
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>>144508750
>worth millions
>skin looks like he works laying asphalt all day
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Ilia Topuria
Turd
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shaubshaubshaubshaub
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>>144506991
Did chandler really post this?? Can't find in reverse image search so I assume fake.
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Ilia looks like a cross between Orlando bloom and John Stamos

So handsome
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Ilia? More like poop-pee-yuh
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mama I just heemed a man
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>>144508703
Even if it wasn't a lie, why would PooFL announce that? It's like announcing to the world that you paid 6 million dollars to buy a standard Ford Focus just because your enemy wasted 5 million on a Bugatti.
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>>144508604
For someone who runs a cage fighting org, Dana is a hypernormie.
Example: like every American normie, he's obsessed with the NFL and tries everything in his power to move in that direction. Uniforms, stats, etc.
He hates shit like PRIDE entrances or ONE FC mixed sports cards.
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poofl
poofc
poollator
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>>144508964
nah gayna doesn't like other sports except boxing and shit like the NFL has a fuckload of fanfare

PFL is the org that's desperate to be nfl/major league of MMA
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ok so why the fuck could our ufc champions not defend takedowns like wrestlers in the first place
go watch makhachev vs tsarukyan 1, why the fuck hasn't sean learned to do that shit by now? he's an mma fighter isn't he? what a retard
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Any Sherdog Scholars here remember the aldo vs merab debacle
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Why did Dustin have to cheque that kick....
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>>144508964
A fucking elevator that lifted fighters up lol. And pro wrasslin jumbotron. That's all pride walkouts were b. Go watch dubya dubya e slop if you want to mire naked men walking le epically,
Combat sports/martial arts/wrestling competitions have "uniforms" and no reddit walkouts.
The one good thing about poofc and ONE is they get to the fight. In boxing, there will be a technical difficulty with some elaborate walkout and the whole thing is delayed 30 min while the cameras pan around aimlessly. Then you sit through a slow walk for another 20 min. Gay.
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>>144509071
Smellator has shit walkouts and they take forever standing around the cage between fights. Makes no sense especially for their league cards.
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>>144509092
>-ACK!!!!!!
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>>144509105
why did it take him 5 rounds when yogart nigga did it in 1?
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>>144509092
Pelon Conor was his worst skin
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>>144508793
that's not funny
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>>144509144
It'll be funny when Jake Paul heems him and his retarded voice becomes even more faggy lmao
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>>144509118
Staph infection. Even more impressive for Slamdaddy
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>>144509156
Why do the jeets like Paul? Because he's the GOAT scammer?
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>>144509156
Maybe mike should have started his camp 2 weeks before the fight considering his age
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>>144509023
Yeah why doesn't every fighter just learn to block/evade every strike and stuff every takedown? Why don't they just get good?
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>>144509105
Can't tell if you're pro connor or pro brazza
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>>144509041
It's over Conor just let it go
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>>144509170
He reminds us that no matter how far you've made it in life, there are always bigger scams to make.

>>144509173
Maybe Mike should not stoop this low and preserve his legacy instead of tarnishing it. The younger generations will only remember him as just another old guy who Jake beat.
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If Jon believed he could beat magumbo he would have fought him at the peak of his hype
If Jon believed he could beat poohands he'd fight him now at the peak of his hype
If Jon believed he could beat aspinall he'd fight him right now before he takes jon's goat status
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>>144509185
i mean these are the best fighters in the world we're talking about, i would expect them to be able to strike and wrestle at a high level instead of just strike at a high level
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>>144509288
He's the goat, enough said. Stop grasping at straws.
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>>144509310
Jon drinks rice with straws
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>>144509310
he never said he wasn't the goat
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jon knows he can't beat tom
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What if Jon already beat Tom?
Ever thought of that?
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jon toms lon pom
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you would think the absolute best guy on the planet in unarmed combat (mma HW champ) would be a household name. but how may people have ever heard of ngannou, stipe,. DC, werdum, etc..
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bom pom ton jon fom som con
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You don't hate Jon Jones because he has Dana White privilege.
You don't hate Jon Jones because he is ducking Aspinall.
You don't hate Jon Jones because he is a criminal.
You don't hate Jon Jones because he robbed Reyes.
You hate Jon Jones because he is a
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NIGGER
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>>144509372
homosexual
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>>144509361
magumbo became known, but from pillowtap
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>>144509372
fake cowboy
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>>144509376
>>144509382
>>144509392
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>>144509310
The gayest this nigga has ever looked and that’s saying something
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>>144509419
You're supposed to use the term "zesty".
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>>144509419
excuse me what is gay about dressing as a cowboy you stupid bitch fuck?
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sugar shawn said no excuses but how much would a torn labrum have affected his performance?
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>>144509437
Jon jones isn’t zesty he’s literally gay
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>>144509443
Jon's from upstate new york.
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>>144509448
it’s a pretty good excuse for not being able to defend takedowns but merab was way more patient than usual and sean still threw nothing
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>>144509448
in the striking in the grappling in the wrestling
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wonder if sean will hit the weights after being absolutely mogged by the short man
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>>144509482
In the coping

>>144509497
He should just double down on his style and be more confident. Maybe learn a bit more BJJ so it at least looks like he can make some threats on the ground.
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heeminder cejudo had spies in sugar shane’s camp and said he was struggling in the grappling and couldn’t get up from bottom
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>>144509497
yeah he will hit the weights(Roids)
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>>144509520
he’s tried that before
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how easy would it be to slip some weights into your gloves before the fight. they dont seem to check them after the fight. you can stick fingers in there so whats prevent someone from pouring something like plaster in there?
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>>144509532
they check them before the walkout
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>>144509518
cejudo is a bigger (way smaller) bullshitter than chael even
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Sean should just stop being a pissy and bulk to featherweight
He's all skin and bones right now, he absolutely has the frame to be effective up there and he'll be more physically durable than he currently is
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Sterling defeated Cejudo via split decision
Dvalishvili defeated Cejudo via unanimous decision
Levels
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>>144506703
The elbow blade really makes this.
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>>144509549
>Sean should just stop being a pissy and bulk to featherweight
If he has a good recovery from his surgery he unironically will due necessity since he will need to build muscle to have more structural support on his hip, he won't be able to stay as thin as he is and be able to perform after a hip surgery.
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Nigger
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>>144506830
The only rules Dana cares about is piracy laws and he can’t do shit about that either.
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>>144509547
oh
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Labrum James
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Nigger Sneed
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>thought it was bad with Usman and Jizzy
>we got Merdab, Belal and Islam now
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>>144509667
Don't put GOATslam's name next to the other two he has a 67% finish rate
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I’ll heem any racist here
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greatest champions in history
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Make a new thread bitch
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>>144509732
new
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