Citadelle de Namur editionCurrent and upcoming races:18.09 Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.Pro18.09 - 22.09 Skoda Tour de Luxembourg 2.Pro18.09 St Feuillien Grand Prix de Wallonie 1.1 WE20.09 Kampioenschap van Vlaanderen 1.1 ME20.09 Chrono Féminin de Gatineau 1.1 WE21.09 SUPER 8 Classic 1.Pro21.09 Tour de Gatineau 1.1 WE22.09 Alfasun Gooikse Pijl p/b Lotto 1.122.09 Paris-Chauny 1.122.09 World Championships ME - ITT WC22.09 World Championships WE - ITT WC25.09 Omloop van het Houtland 1.125.09 World Championships - Mixed Relay TTT WC28.09 World Championships WE - Road Race WC29.09 World Championships ME - Road Race WC29.09 - 06.10 PETRONAS Le Tour de Langkawi 2.Pro01.10 - 06.10 Cro Race 2.101.10 Binche - Chimay - Binche / Mémorial Frank Vandenbroucke 1.101.10 Binche Chimay Binche pour Dames 1.1 WE02.10 Betcity Elfstedenrace 1.103.10 Sparkassen Münsterland Giro 1.Pro05.10 Giro dell'Emilia 1.Pro05.10 Giro dell'Emilia Internazionale Donne Elite 1.Pro WE06.10 Coppa Agostoni - Giro delle Brianze 1.106.10 Paris - Tours Elite 1.Pro07.10 Coppa Bernocchi - GP Banco BPM 1.Pro08.10 - 13.10 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT08.10 Tre Valli Varesine 1.Pro08.10 Tre Valli Varesine Women's Race 1.Pro WE>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/JBDRb1Eq>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895Previous thread:>>144480490
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>Brompton goes gravelok, this is going too far
>>144509752>my russian fren always ignores me
>>144509752Kek I saw a dude in full PENIS attire riding a brompton in Nice the other day. Felt strange but I guess you can do nice rides on them anyway
Namur? I hardly know her!
Baby is asleep, it is time
St Feuillien Grand Prix de Wallonie (1.1)Blegny - Namur139.36 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/grand-prix-de-wallonie-we/2024/startlistRoadbook:https://www.trworg.be/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Guide_St_Feuillien_GPdeWallonie2024_SD.pdfStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / Proximus / RTL sports14:00 CET
Skoda Tour de Luxembourg (2.Pro)Stage 1Luxembourg - Luxembourg158 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-luxembourg/2024/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-luxembourg/2024/stage-1/livehttps://skodatour.lu/race-center/Roadbook:https://skodatour.lu/wp-content/uploads/20240907_skoda_tour_luxembourg_roadbook.pdfStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+15:00 CET
Grand Prix de Wallonie(1.Pro)Blegny - Namur202.39 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/gp-de-wallonie/2024/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/gp-de-wallonie/2024/result/liveRoadbook:https://www.trworg.be/wp-content/uploads/2023/08/Guide_GPdeWallonie2024_SD.pdfStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / Proximus / RTL sports15:45 CET
>>144509885better take on Lidl jersey than tour of Germany 2bh
>>144509885roadbook got excellent gallery of previous winners
>>144509930
>>144509936So young and innocent back then
Wellens was so skelly back then. had hair too
>>144509930>>144509936I've seen enough; I rate the le tour de lëtzebuerg
how do i stop being a wattlet
>>144510048Train instead of posting about it
>>144510079i dont have a trainer or know the first thing about training you horrible horrible man
>>144510048pedul harder, simple as
>>144510117Can you even ride a bike
>>144510215what kinda dumbass question is that
>>144510234Guessing the answer is no, stop shitposting and learn
>>144509885MWW
>>144510258Marc? Mads? Matje? Magnus? Mattias? Madouas?
>>144510274Moscon
>>144510257ur a bad belgian fren. the french and belgians have bad eggs, they arent like my dutch and irish frens.
>>144510274Maire
>>144510048everytime you would've sat on your ass watching cycling you go train instead and ignore this clown show of a ""sport""Try that
>>144509985time makes fools of us all innit
>>144509985should've massaged rosemary oil into his scalp regularly
The time has come, with Julien Simon DNS there is officially no one older than me at a Pro bike race startlist.
Or should I say, participating in a race, technically he is still on the startlist.
>>144509883>St FeuillienGreat beer
>Wout van Aert has signed a permanent contract with Visma | Lease a Bike.Holy KWAB
>>144510648one of those few that make actual good hop based beer
>>144510686What does that even mean. Also it's hard to leave the team once you've dopped so much
Bora are taking over. Best team in 2025
>>144510686a life of servitude
>>144510695They own him now, like israel owns Froome
>>144510707more like froome owns israel #norefunds
>>144510414tank u fren. ur a good fren. i just watched a couple movies based on ur country, pusher 1 + 2. very based and cool-pilled movies.
bloody cx is back already. please add a filter to the home page PCSman. this is a different sport. I don't want to see this shit. also filter women's races
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/meweal-girmayLook at this. The black Juraj Sagan.
after studying anquetils life im very tempted to smoke a Gauloises but not inhale like my fren Jacques. Anquetil was a natural cycling aristocrat, but not an ascetic like Bobet. but its possible that i may not be as talented as anquetil on the bike, as difficult as that is to admit, so i cant make the same allowances he did.
>>144510755Should pay more attention
>>144510769No
>>144510803Only a true nerd would make this
>>144510803
>If you think Bini is great just wait to you see Miwii remember when they said this about Andy
>>144510893Andy is the superior brother THOUGH
>>144510803>>144510813A failed nerd who doesn't label axis.
>>144510686he could have been much more happy at red bull
Is it too late to win the tour de France 5 times like based anquetil? I have 150watt ftp, smokers lungs, and a basic understanding of French. Please respond
>>144511013120 watt ftp
>>144510686F
>>144511031Just answer the question you butthole tongue puncher
Wout is over
World tour signing from decat
>>144510686Is he a masochist? Why would he do this?
>>144511109C'est un hommage pour monsieur anquetil, toi pouffe
>>144510686Kek what a jobbing bitch
What was his ftp?
>>144511104All good talents
33 Arnaud De Lie31 Biniam Girmay18 Kaden Groves17 Tim Wellens12 Joseph Blackmore11 Fabio Christen11 Axel Zingle10 Matteo Trentin10 Alex Aranburu9 Jenno Berckmoes6 Vincenzo Albanese6 Paul Lapeira5 Filippo Baroncini5 Roger Adrià4 Quinten Hermans4 Jonas Abrahamsen4 Gonzalo Serrano4 Søren Wærenskjold4 Mathieu Burgaudeau3 António Morgado3 Emilien Jeannière2 MAXIM VAN GILS2 Jasper De Buyst1 Carlos Canal1 Guillaume Martin1 Clément Venturini1 Georg Zimmermann1 Manlio Moro1 Thomas De Gendt1 Jelte Krijnsen1 Pierre Gautherat
2 ======28 Arnaud De Lie Biniam Girmay17 Arnaud De Lie Kaden Groves17 Biniam Girmay Kaden Groves13 Arnaud De Lie Tim Wellens12 Arnaud De Lie Joseph Blackmore12 Biniam Girmay Tim Wellens3 ======16 Arnaud De Lie Biniam Girmay Kaden Groves11 Arnaud De Lie Biniam Girmay Joseph Blackmore10 Arnaud De Lie Biniam Girmay Fabio Christen9 Arnaud De Lie Biniam Girmay Tim Wellens8 Arnaud De Lie Biniam Girmay Jenno Berckmoes8 Arnaud De Lie Tim Wellens Joseph Blackmore4 ======7 Arnaud De Lie Biniam Girmay Tim Wellens Joseph Blackmore5 Arnaud De Lie Biniam Girmay Kaden Groves Axel Zingle5 Arnaud De Lie Biniam Girmay Joseph Blackmore Fabio Christen5 Arnaud De Lie Biniam Girmay Kaden Groves Filippo Baroncini5 Arnaud De Lie Biniam Girmay Kaden Groves Fabio Christen5 ======3 Arnaud De Lie Biniam Girmay Joseph Blackmore Fabio Christen Matteo Trentin3 Arnaud De Lie Biniam Girmay Tim Wellens Joseph Blackmore Fabio Christen
>6 ======2 Arnaud De Lie Biniam Girmay Tim Wellens Joseph Blackmore Fabio Christen Matteo Trentin>Omloop Fever>ReversePedalers2 Arnaud De Lie Biniam Girmay Tim Wellens Joseph Blackmore Alex Aranburu Emilien Jeannière>Rolling for Robyn>Never watching Femmes
>>144511257I'd be there with Omloop and Reversepedalers, I just think Timmeke is either top 5 or outside of points.I think Jenno will care far more about finishing as high as he can. I also hope not rating Aranburu will not kick me in the butt.
>>144511277least secret picks
>>144511277>Needing more than 74 points
>>144509752this is unironically the bike for me
>>144511104>Decathlon>only competes in one disciplinefalse advertising above everything else
Lel SKA fucked off from LuxembourgMads made the call
So Rasmus P and Henrik P are both turning proWe might see a P 1,2,3 in some race
>>144510686if he wants to he can still ride for the team until the age of retirement? as jumbo is a dutch team the retirement age in Netherlands is like 77?
Rumor: Visma is in talks to sell Vingegaard to a new Danish team.
Every year I am again surprised at how many belgian spring classics happen in September
Getting MSR fever
a rare fully easy ride. run yesterday was too hard. had to go easy. nice weather. down for a swim in the sea now.
>>144511650We are so back Sanremobros...
>>144511612this but the italian ones
>>144511612this but the canadien ones
>>144511612this but cx
A little bit of running nose, a little bit of sore throat, but I think it's just autumn blues and will soldier thru it.Tomorrow a SOLID ride planned in the Bohemian Massif Central, 75km and over 1500m elevation.
>>144511797ciclismo
>VM route is skræddersyet for Wout>he crashes in a meaningless warmup race because some alpecin hjælper falls in the peleton
>>144511797Said the same thing on monday and today it's full on fever
>>144511797eat some hearty soupthat will surely keep you fit for your Big ride
>>144511858It cannot be, just look at the forecast
>>144511797KWAB you’re such a lifelet
>the IRONMAN World Championship dates are not included in "Current and upcoming races"
>>144511876What kind of weather do you think I have now
Have we discussed Paul Seixas this morning?
>>144511917Yes>>144511104
>>144511938understood, good day
>>144511104You can immediately tell which one is a D*ne and which one is the cunt.
would you ever sign a permanent contract with your employer (for life) ?
>>144512003You already have if you're not a contractor
>>144512003not signing an extension with the cyc central office on me current terms, if that's what your asking
>>144512003if it's my wife, yes
>>144512003Depends what's in it.Exclusiveness/non-competition (I can only work for him until I am under contract) is a no-no.Idiotic notice periods would not be welcome but you could live with these.But if the wage has a steady rise across years, if the workload is medium-mediumhigh, if I have all the leaves and some nice benefits, if it is negotiable to an extent and I can work from home period, no buts - why not.I am already at a stage where I am starting caring less about doing cool stuff and more about having a peace of mind, time for life and hoarding money so I can retire before I am 60.
Swinkels wins, btw
>>144512069
>>144512003i’m already signed indefinitely yeah with fixed negotiations and ancienity (no idea what the english word would be)
Fuck i forgot to make a team for Luxembourg
>>144512075
>>144512037Good post
>>14451206985th win for UAE this year
We live in the Grand Duchy
Pogacar had a world historic sporting season this year but has only earned €1,130,131.00 in prize money
van der poel at the front
>>144512278Waar Arthur KLUCKERS?
>>144512277we've said it many times, there is no tv money in cycling. The earning si from the bike brand from all the 10k bikes they sell to freds.
>>144512278thought that guy retired
I hope Geniets, Kirsch, Kluckers, Jungels, Kockelmann, Wenzel and all the other Luxembourgeoisie have a good home race
>>144512278working for Jente Michels
>>144512277leaders usually give their prize money to their hjælpers
>>144512332Wow. I didn't know that, thank you for sharing
>>144512332they better
>>144512340That's part of why riders want to ride the Tour It can be a lot of money for a Hjælper compared to their base salarya couple of riders made a career out of riding for Contador
>>144512277That's a shit load for cycling.
Alexandre KESS is a big International Tour of Guadeloupe heroAlso runners are abandoning left and right
>>144512277That's shit money for the cycling monk lifestyle
>>144512003No.But it feels like I did.
>jose been automatically opensDo they even do performance review?
>>144512631why is she on so many racespeople hate her even outside of this place
>>144512660DEI hire
>>144512660>>144512666
Van der poel is about to try to follow the great Marc Her/She
>>144512789
I'm a bit late to the eating banana peel discussion but, they in Cuba, they'll use banana peel as a poor meat substitute in dishes like ropa vieja and picadillo
>>144512874based attention payer
>skyelmows
hope your riders made it
>>144512874Is it good?
>>144512904Couldn't find a Q HERMANS pick but I tried.
>>144512904these guys are only burning matches
>>144512921did you take the shadow clone trio?
>>144512906no idea, but i'm guessing if you season it enough it could be okay. Still shit for nutrition though and not meant to be a source of protein obviously
>>144512932Sure hope one of them is the other CHRISTEN, he was a lock for me.
ATTACK BART LEMOND
LEMMEN goes
BART
finally VDP will fucking sprint for himself
no attacks? lame
>>144512904All but 1
Keep your eye on that, if Irši doesn't win today, it's gonna be the end of an aera
>>144513011keep your eyes on the visma jerseys
>>144512997Same. So it'll probably all come back together.
>>144511858get well soon bert
gwan Poel
G R U G E S Q U ERUGESQUE
SMASHED IT
Easy for Grug.Nice leadout Kelderman.
PHWOAR
Easy
that's some vintage grug soul
he finally decided to win something
E A S Y
Skjelmose got pwned there
Classic grug
is kelderman mentally retarded?
>>144513084>fish marketwaar is jonas?
Kron very vansevenantesque effort
>her/she
>>144513104still got a bonus second, all according to plan
top 10
>>144513128>Finn Lachlan Fox Fisher-Blackwhat's his sister's full name?
>>144513128GC
>>144513155 Niamh Mary FISHER-BLACK
>>144513128wow he actually won a road race again
>>144513128Visma with their best Arkea impression
TWO females commenting? I didn't sin nearly enough to suffer this.
>>144513176Hoped for a flurry of Irish names that don't mean what is written like Niamh Saoirse Caoimhe FISHER-BLACK
SQUEAKER DOWNLAPEIRA DOOD
Lapeira down
LAPEIRA more like LATERRA haha.
>>144513191don't disrespect are Manon
>>144513226it's hannah walker and joseph bean though
>>144513236I meant Hannah ignore previous post
puttin kettle on. anyone for a brew?
Time to tune in and see how bad my velopicks will doPraying for a chute catastrofale de girmay et groves
>>144513262cheers, are you really having caffeine this late though?
>>144513302late? barely past lunch. I'd have a cup of tea after dinner every day of the year
serrano will show himself in the BEND
peloton looking a bit small there. hope my boys are in the mix
Trayvon Martin fans trembling
HOPP SCHORSCH, BEWEG DEI HAXEN!
mur time
oi catch these cunts will ya
Cam on g2, dont fakking slurp
CAM ON ZIMZAM
jose been is so fucking dumb
Well well well.
CAM ON GEORG
ADRIA
fucking de lie so shit
who won?
I SWITCHED ADRIA OUT FOR ARANBURU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Adria pickers REJOICE
damn brutal for Aranburu
So not picking ARANBURU did bite me in the ass/
Adria (?) won
FFS Aranburu, Why'd you throw your bike a second too early
Baroncini assassinated in the final corner
Trentin chute, fucking great.
>>144513472and trentin
>>144513462>Pick Trentin instead of my boy Aranburu>Trentin chute in final cornerI deserve this punishment
I switched Adria out for Blackmore...
>>144513480You deserve the worst
not ideal
terrible for my team, that chute held up half my guys
>>144513478Got the same punishment, Baukebert.
Rick Pluimers again top 10 just like last year. Strange
>>144513507He's a beast on PCM22
Well, got all the right picks in consideration, too bad I didn't get the right set of them in the final adjustment.Many such cases, I am sure.
>>1445134974 in the top 9, goomblingbros... might make it top 5 overall
>use up berckmoes only to not sprint at all
>>144513497never doubt Champoussin
Waar Christen?
>>14451367812th
>>144513560>27thI re-approve of Rusbert's continuous mocking of this fraud
>>144513831>>144513560Think he got hindered/caught up by the crash, no?
>>144513846no he was already dropping on the climb
I took a small nap with about 50 km to go. I guess it was a small two hour nap in the end
lafay was in this race
>>144513895If Bertacek wins you know this result made no sense
>>144513895
>>144513869maybe the real race was the naps we took along the way
I eat about 200 curries per year
>>144513991thanks for sharing
>>144513895>Bertacek on topNot normal
>>144513991I eat maybe 5 a year
>>144513991define curry
>>144514063What's your regular dinner? For me obviously it's curry. Just so many variations and it's simple. Can't beat it. >>144514080anything with spicy sauce
>>144513911biggest /cyc/ meme of the season and people continually fell for it
>>144514269not his fault he got injured. don't sleep on Lafay in 2025
canyon charge 62e for flat pedals. scam artists
>>144514351
>>144514351>>144514381
>>144514381just ordered two sets. can't turn down a deal like that
>>144514290This. He'll be thermonucleaire in 2026. You're a fool if you don't believe in Lafay WC 2027. I swear to you, in 2028 the decathlon dope will push him beyond.
heard decathlon dope is over and they will go back to being ag2r in 2025
>>144514574Never was any dope
>>144514581oh yeah totally no dope involved at all anywhere this season
>Van Aert told Het Nieuwsblad that he will 'certainly' be seen in the field this coming winter. "There is no concrete date yet, but the fact that I will have an earlier rest than usual and may resume training earlier, may even be an advantage," he said about his cross plans.Wout bros, we might even farm some wins against nys and iserBERT
>>144514636lame, show up when grug shows up and leave the scraps for the others
>>144514636Isn't he doing the worlds?
>>144514661Nah, the season will be woutwinslol followed by grugwinslol
>>144514669doesnt seem like it
>>144513895>>144513921>>144513956>>144514010
>>144514672women's cx it is then
>>144514669Which worlds are you talking about?
>>144514680lame. alhtough the course in switzerland was probably too mountainous for him anyway
>>144514688hopgoblinwinslol
>>144514691paralympics obviously
>>144514701in her dreams
Bought four new pairs of heavy duty merino socks. The safety of me cold feet is in safe hands.>2 pairs of Siberian Socks>2 pairs of Shooting Gamekeeper Socksidk which I to use for home and which one to use for cold ciclismo to be honest
>>144514722bit overkill to use on your trainer no?
>>144514719I don't understand how she can be so bad on the road
>>144514722can you break your bike again I haven't read any brtek mechanic adventures for a while
>>144514730no i mean outside you silly bert, i do ride outside in the winter you knowsometimeand me feet gets cold
>>144514722At home I exclusively wear wool socks woven by my grandma
All races that Hirschi/ MVDP win are ciciban races,in the tennis dictionary they say ATP 250, when they come to the Masters (Lombardy) or Grand Slam (Tour/Giro)they are nowhere,hide like little mice,these races are preparatory for them to win Tour Luxemburg or Bretagne, clowns..
>>144514746Visma doesnt want their riders to do cross at all + shes miserable at the team, cant deny shaert bc hes too big
>>144514719Why is Fem's road career so unimpressive though?
>>144514780Grug won two monuments this year bert
>>144514746I think for her first season on the road and getting used to it, was actually greatSeveral classic top 10s, and a tour stage win (and the white jersey)
>>144514784>>144514786>>144514746can't drink chocomel because of the foodapp
>>144514722merino wool is good. i go wintercamping a lot in the winter and i swear by merino for regulating my body temperature. it even regulates your body temperature so it prevents perspiration (sweating)
>>144514806wrong rider son
>>144514797Pog comes to the MVP yard (Flanders) and destroys him with 66 kg.Why doesn't MVP at least get Pog at LBL/Lombardia? Are the Grand Tour races the most important races in the season?or only March, beginning of April is important,so that I know,let some big brains explain it to me.
>>144514780First man to win RVV and Roubaix in the rainbow since van Looy, but okay buddy
>>144514767something similar currently sits on my feet but they are not that warms as because of the gaps in the wool>>144514758no thank you, everything is fixed!i mean not really, there's is still some weird sound coming when scoring big watts and super low cadence, but i gave up
>>144514820I got confused because the initial post was about puck, didnt spot the change to Fem, my bad Yeah she's very unimpressive so far, strange
>>144514120Mostly just Fish and veggies most days
/CYC/ CHAMPIONSHIP GC>after gp-de-wallonie
>>144514907it's almost over bros, only a few more races to power through
Go get that Bert Hessmanbert, only 1650 away!
Rumors for next GiroStart in Albania, likely 3 stages then return in Italy after rest dayAbruzzo (possible first mountain stage) then down to PugliaUp for Umbria with stage in Gubbio, then eastern Alps in the second weekFriuli with stage in Gorizia and probable trip in SloveniaDolomitic stage to end the second week, pic related is the rumorThird week in the western Alps, at least 1 mountain stage in Valle d'AostaLast mountain stage should have Sestriere, then final stage in RomaNo Stelvio or Gavia
>>144514907Germanbros...the Top 10...it's slipping away
>>144514934magnus cort wins this one with derek gee second
>>144514949>magnus cort wins
imagine goombling on velo
>>144515015it's nice to see him finally try againwas so tired of his interviews saying the profile didn't suit him yade yada got this kino coming up too
Roger Adria is a former Kern Pharma rider, pas normal
>>144515443this proves they are clean.
>>144515438motivated and in form grug is probably one of the most fun riders of this era
>>144515482he looks so lean and sharp too, unfortunate he has to go up against the cannibal on Zurich
>>144515482https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBgKNeiSsfAA shame we didn't get 21-22 years old grug messing around
>>144515507I've watched this more than I'd like to admit -
>>144515543Kek, same
raw cycling
>>144515635>grandpas_commuting.webm
>>144515635really hope we'll get a wet PR again in the near future
>>144515635Favorite race of the last 10 years. I want to see peak grug in a muddy roubaix before he retires. I know it's going to be a massacre but still. >>144515660kek
>>144515664
>>144514936>REEEEEEE
>>144515507>die komt hier voorbij gevolgen gelijk een straaljagerman I miss the ronde behind the scenes, that comeback after his crash during RVV was so fucking monstrous
>>144515718Why did they even stop. It's easy PR for them
>>144515635Florian Vermeersch still dining out on these pictures
>>144515664Remember how it rained every weekend this spring except that one PR weekend.
>>144515745the answers is the same as alwaysmassive corporate greed
>>144515774
>>144515783they're probably trying to sell it to netflix as we speakalthough some teams like the yellow b's make their own shit now so they probably don't even give their portrait rights anymore
>>144515809I hate flanders classics so much bert
>>144515874ASO remains based as always
>>144515664Wet Pogi PR
>>144515939Thank you based christian
How do you lace up Velcro shoes? Top to bottom, or bottom to top? Please respond
>>144515939give me more classics type stages in the tour christian
>>144516054>pogi wins 10 stagesJoke asside they already said they will next year.
>>144516069pogi please let the break go in these stages, you can pressure vingo in the peleton
They should do a TdF without any high mountain stage
>>144516129Vuelta all flatTour all hillyGiro all mountainsVolta all TTs
>>144516179and chain them all together in one big race
>>144516233and then if there is less than 1m timegap the decider is a maunakea sea to summit to sea TTT
>>144516298we can call it: the world tour
My big wish is for Pogacar to do all 3 grand tours to show just how retarded this ""sport"" has becomeWin all 3 plus 2-3 monumentsThat would be greatAlso one time when he attacks on a hairpin climbhe should stop. go to the edge and piss on his rivals who are on the road below.Kek that would be funny
>>144516233>>144516319Imagine the black hole once it's over though
Pogi the GOAT fr
>>144516364then we start the cx world tourno paved roads allowed
Alex ARANBARU
>>144516397Ulex Urunbara
Good team
>>144516397where do they keep finding these horrible anglo commentators anyway
>>144516499I have a theory they do it on purpose to force us to pay for eurosport and avoid the english broadcast on tiz. I can't justify **** **** any other way
It's called Eurosport, they should have actual Euro's commentating not Anglos. And have them all do it in their native tongues, maybe try to teach the eurotrash some culture that way
>>144516591wow
>>144516486Dare I say it the strongest team on paper.
>>144516591See I'm not the only naughty burger kek. Burgers are bad eggs frens
>>144516639no
>>144516639lots of good teams on the startlistand then there's the netherlands with grug and trash
>>144516694Doesn't really matters, he's just going to suck wheels and hope they slurp
Bart "Jack" Lemmon masterpiece incoming
>>144516559It worked on me
>>144516559I watch it on mute and talk to myself as if I were the commentator.
>>144516752why didn't they bring wowed poels anyway, I mean riesebeek?
>>144516806I barely hold it off by knowing most of the good races are on france tv anyway
Angello is already closed for snowMoving Giro in summer is the only way
>Velodrama of Super8 & Tab is now open
Siemen VoetDefender (Slovan Bratislava)
>>144516895All the GTs should be simultaneously, so every team is forced to select three separate squads at once and try to get maximum stage wins out of it
>>144516970not related to semen simon
>>144516954I have already made and adjusted the adjustment of my team.
>>144516976Best idea in /cyc/ history. Giro from 9 to 3, Tour from Noon to 6 and Vuelta from 3 to 9
>>144516954What a bargain
>>144517030I thought his name was a typo the first time I read it
>>144514120Oi what's your fav curry to make. Going to grocery store soon innit
>>144517004Then you have nothing to watch the rest of the year
>>144517154Every week is a 7-day M-to-Su stage race, as well as 3 big and 4 small 1-day races.
>>144517097don't really have a favourite. anything spicy with a good thick sauce. none of this watery sauce bullshit that's for sure.
>>144517270I'm assuming chicken? How do you typically cook it. I've been eating lots of fatty cow meat and feel like something lean
>>144517349Yeah I prefer chicken for a curry. I'm a crap chef and hate cooking no point asking me for tips. Google simple recipe. Follow simple recipe. That's all I do.
>>144517388Ok fren. Sounds good. I want some naan but don't think the grocery will have any but I've never asked or looked. I need that sugar jam those Hindu rape rats use to
>>144516752It's finally Kelderman's timeHe saved all his matches in a basement, and now he's gonna light it all up to the roof Dubs
>>144517747I saw him with my own eyes burning matches merely hours ago
>>144517880I did NOT burn those matches!
>>144517747Going to burn like Baukeberts apartment.
Just calibrated my kickr and did mywhoosh ftp test. My 5 min is 201watts 20 minute 152. Das rite. Might have to kick some of your asses later if you keep acting stupid
>>144518353Geriatric watts
>>144518420Gerry Watts. Fake rider of the day
>>144518420you can stop saying it's 120 now badfren. I'm doing the beginner ftp training shit on mywhoosh, it's both based and redpilled
>>144518331Rude tbqh
>>144516831I just say rider names out loud to meself and doubt meself loud immediately after.
Should I just buy curry sauce or make it from coconut milk and tomato paste and spices. Please respond. Voting will close in 20 minutes
>>144518751Make it yourself
>>144517905It's Wilcover
>>144518751Toast sam fackin spices you homo
>>144518751Don't eat pajeet slop at all, simple as, it is only slightly less vile if you make it yourself.
>>144518925Worst post in the history of this website.
Just watched the Danish Police-Flick "The Guilty" aka "Den Skyldige" and it was excellent. I thought I had guessed the twist but I was way off. 4/5 stars from ole Bert here
>>144518966>nooo I have to schlop my dishsoap smelling, wet flour textured, dirty sand tasting pajeet poop chickin because it is so good for my chickin legs and old man hands aaaMaybe that's why you're so neurotic even with the booze cut down.
>arguing about curry>it's getting personal
Oh yes, here we go, anything more than a blasé faux laidback mode is personal schizo ramblings.Sometimes I have had it with you berts but then I remember I actually can have "had it" because I am just a flag nobody holds hostage here.
>>144519288hey I don't give two shits about any of this but you did add personal insults in there meaning you were getting worked up shoe time
>curry
They need to import some indians to Poland these boys starvin'
>>144519318>real schnitzelbased
>>144519348>real schnitzel>not veal
>>144518982guess I will watch this before bedtime
>>144519305>you get back with the common knowledge at le passive aggressive lad who has constant ebbs and flows of intensity with picking his spots to be passive aggressive with people>it's like, you're the problem, maaan
>>144519373For a moment I saw a boulder wall in the thumb.
>>144518751Coconut milk? Thought that's only in Thai curries
>>144519444whatchu got against Thai curries pal? the anti curry brigade out tonight. shocking stuff
>>144519461No I luv Thai curries M8 don't get me wrong, but when people ask about curries in general I default to Indian
>>144519461Thai curry is great.Don't like pajeet curry.
>babbys first homemade curry haul innit
>>144519631muy bueno
>>144519631Hell yeah Bert. Together we will learn, together we will grow
https://youtu.be/Z52PCKWq4Ig?t=172boomertastic collection
>/cyc/ - cooking your curries
>>144519665>>144519666(Chutney not pictured)I went against making my own sauce, too time consuming and I know this will taste good. Think I'll add chicken curry into the rotation if I like this, I used to make a chicken dish baked in lime juice but i can't eat that 2 days in a row. Usually I make 1 big meal per day.
>>144519693That guy's gay.
try not to post about slop or goombling for one edition challenge: impossible
>>144519848What's your ftp
bert nip kare sloppa, not enough gravy and it all sank to the bottom from me doing something else as I'm letting it sit
>>144520348What's ur ftp son
>buy trainer>do ftp test>320>i'll take it>about a month later read that they need to be calibrated>calibrate and redo ftp test>240>welp
Should I make a new strava account as a tranny and try to scoop up all the QoMs within 10 miles of me before summer's over?
>>144520644You should take a new rifle and scoop up all your brain matter within a 10 foot radius before the night is over
>>144520670Don't be transphobic.
>>144520622tfw there's other berts with FTPs close to my own and the wattlet SL4 burgerbert
>>144520622hahahaha. what a nerd. 240 is still good. whatd u do ur ftp test on. i know mine is legit it took 75 minutes on mywhoosh, freshly calibrated and i almost died doing it kek.
i was dangerously close to smoking last night. i was telling myself, if monsieur anquetil can have 1 why cant i? but i know it wouldnt just be 1. almost 2 weeks now and that was the closest ive been to getting cracking on the climb to l'alpe d'huez frens.
>>144520853you dont even know your ftp. and despite being wattlet i still pass you at 30mph on the flats. im probably lighter and have better form than you.
>>144521116i got 210w from a ramp test back in late spring/early summer, did some zone 4 intervals at 220w during summer, no idea what it is now
>>144521160ramp test isnt a ftp test. but thank you for being honest. how much do you weigh?
Got this perfect little medical table for 40 bucks on Alli Express, only took 2 days. Can use this as a table in bed, adjustable height. Very nice.
>>144521776rotated so my frens can see my cool-pilled table
>>144521641and the 20 minute effort during the whole 75 minute process isn't an FTP test either. If you don't actually test for lactate it's all just an estimation. Even if you do the 60 minute consistent effort.140lbs
>>144521945The online consensus is the ramp test overestimates your ftp. I'll do a ramp test in mywhoosh in the next day or 2 and compare it to my ftp
>>144522055>the online consensus among Thing A supporters is that not-Thing A is badk
>>144522182>Reeee, my 1 minute test is just as valid as your 20 minute one
only way to actually test FTP is to do a 2 hour long TT and divide then multiply average watts by 1.0737 then subtract 8w
Not that I dislike a pogiwinslol, but I think I've seen it enough this year. Can we directly skip to the beginning of the CX season?
Never used this thingy before. What's /cyc/ like?
>>144523129>i recruited a new fren herewelcome frennn. sorry your thread got deleted. whats up?
>>144523329Not much, thanks for inviting me. How are you? You have any cycling plans?
>burgers>wattlets>90s rigid mtbHello, is this /cyc/ or /n?
Jesus christ these posts are getting worse each day
>>144523500anytime fren, youre welcome to stop by and watch races, chat about your bike, or just hang out. my cycling plans are to improve my fitness, mostly thru mywhoosh right now. i also want to do some cyclo-tourism like what you mentioned, a big ride thru europe would be amazing. combine my ultra light camping gear with a bike lol.
The curry was fucking amazing. Restaurant quality for 5 dollars. Whole chicken breast in this bitch, habanero peppers, onion, curry paste. A little sugar and water. I'm adding this to the rotation
Kasia wins Gravel worlds 2024?
>>144523953PFP
>>144523779Cool I was wanting to start following cycle races. Do you recommend mywhoosh, I've never used it.I did a my first cycle tour last summer. Was from ~Halifax to ~Toronto. Was quite fun and I very much would recommend trying it if you never have. The sense of adventure was like nothing I had ever experienced. I was kinda doing it on the fly. Every day it was had 5 things to figure out. 1 Food2 Water3 Washroom4 Where I am sleeping5 Place to charge my stuffAnyway I could reminisce over this trip all day. But if you want any advice, I'd be happy to impart any knowledge I have
>>144523980>mywhooshthe best of the free programs. its the only one i used though, i just set up my trainer about a week ago. kek. that cyclo-tour is serious, what bike did you use? did you just follow the highway shoulder? if youre comfortable doing true wilderness camping, those 5 things arent as troublesome, just need the right tools (food-spam/noodles, water - hydration pack+katadyn water filter, washroom- lol, sleeping-tent, charging station-portable battery pack/fast food)
>Mou calls Van der Poel a clownEarlier this weekMou first pounced on the Belgians, and recently he had also sacked Primoz Roglic by calling him the King of Crumbs. For Mathieu van der Poel, he doesn't have much better words to spare - indeed, Mou might even make it more bonkers.Indeed, in a series of tweets, he finds it necessary to drag Mathieu van der Poel through the mud in a comparison with Tadej Pogacar. The two themselves are on friendly terms, but that is clearly not Mou's cup of tea....He kicks off with a reflection on MVDP and the recently in good form Marc Hrischi. "All the races that Van der Poel and Hirschi win are 'Ciciban races' (Ciciban is a Slovenian children's clothing brand, ed.). In tennis terms, they are still just tournaments in the ATP top 250. But when they come to the Grand Slams (Lombardy and the grand tours) they are nowhere. They hide like little mice. They win in the Tour of Luxembourg or in Brittany, clowns..."
>>144524034>PR and RVV>Ciciban racesIs this guy trolling, a hopeless pogi fanboy or just a plain retard?
>>144524074>Is this guy trolling, a hopeless pogi fanboy or just a plain retard?Yes.
>>144524074A lot of his insider info was stuff that was already out there, at this point I feel like he's just a terminally online dude high on likes
>>144524074He’s just attention baiting now attacking everyone calling the current WC a clown is just stupid
>>144524111>now
Total with strong recruits
PR is a mickeymouse diceroll that he only won cause w*ut got crevasion Thoughand vuelta de flanders is not much more than the belgian equivalent of walmart parkinglot crit
Volta legend Abner GONZALEZ to Caja Rural Seguros RGA
>Nicolas Vinokurov>Axandre Van Petegem>Thibau Nys>Ben Wiggins>Markel Beloki>Albert Holm
>>144524074reminds me of durian rider. schizo retard who thinks he's useful but offers very little insight and just loves the attention
Attention paying reaching all times low
>>144524024I used a 2000 aluminum Jake the snake. I had gravel tires for more versatility. My order of preference when it came to route surfaces went: Dedicated path>quiet road>highway. For 95 percent of the ride I avoided highways. There are lots of "rails to trails" paths in Eastern Canada. I did lots of wilderness camping. Especially in Nova Scotia and New Brunswick, because there is a lot of public land there where its totally legal. Also did some graveyard stealth camping. In Quebec and Ontario It was much harder to camp so I had to succumb and use the app Warmshower (pretty much couchsurfing) and go to hostels a few times. The problem with the 5 things was how remote the maritimes are, particularly New Brunswick. Food was fine, though next time I think I'm gonna take 10 litres more capacity. I only had 50 litres worth of space. Meaning I only had enough for 20 granola bars to take with me.Water was usually OK. I had to knock on someones door to ask for water once though. I had 4ish litres worth of bottles. I had water pills because its lighter and smaller.Washroom. Just went to convenience stores/library's and such. Sometimes it was tight lmao.Sleeping: The biggest issue for me was finding a place to sleep. This was mostly self inflicted because I was making it up as I went and I didn't want to camp on anyone's property. Around Montreal I thought there was public land, but it ended up being a power station with giant fences. So I ended up sleeping in a highway exit loop. Took me till 2am to find the spot. I went 166 km that day because I couldn't find a spot I liked.Charging: The problem I had was It took 12 hours for my battery banks to charge and my phone battery is garbage. I would recommend getting fast charging battery banks. But yah I would just go to public library or coffee shops.
>>144524111That reminds me that Christopher Edward Patrick Horner Jr still stands by his ludicrous statement that WVA has surpassed Tom Boonen's careers achievements.
Skoda Tour de Luxembourg (2.Pro)Stage 2Junglinster - Schifflange155 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-luxembourg/2024/startlistGC after:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-luxembourg/2024/stage-1-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-luxembourg/2024/stage-2/livehttps://skodatour.lu/race-center/Roadbook:https://skodatour.lu/wp-content/uploads/20240907_skoda_tour_luxembourg_roadbook.pdfStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / L'Equipe15:00 CET
>>144524595hmm.. you sounds jalousemaybe if you spend less time watching pro cycling (other man chasing their greatness) and more time building a business empire like Durian you could fuck hot women like him(probably not as hot. i doubt anybody on cyc has his level of riz)>she's a 6/10 tho
>>144520622literally me 3 days ago
>>144524732Business empire so powerfull he has to pimp his gf
>>144524732shit gimmick lad when you clearly read every post in this thread and watch every race
>>144524810>You DO watch>you ARE an expertkek i haven't watched in years. Lame ""sport""
>>144524839Who said you're an expert?
>Adrie has only hugged Mathieu once, he said in the podcast. “I happened to do that last year after the World Championships,” he said, referring to the World Championships in Glasgow, where his son won the rainbow jersey. “That was the very first time. I’m not really a hugger. I’m super proud, but I never show it. I’m super happy and it doesn’t have to be about winning, but also if he hasn’t fallen or if nothing serious has happened to him. That’s already a victory for me.”Proper parenting, that
Running nose has not progressed into anything more, so time for an ABOVE AVERAGE ride
>>144524863Yes, looks like everyone has their heads and guts properly sorted out. Matje will be very grateful in 10 years time tops how his father let him go to be his own man and they will really bond.
>>144524904>Runningdon't mind if I do. weather looking good again
>>144524904don't forget to overdress
>>144524904>Running noseoy vey cool it with the antisemitism
>>144524955Yes I am taking an extra layer, might not use it, it's the kind of weather when it's hot on sunlight and cold in shadows
>>144525003I went to the gym just in the wifebeater.
>>144525010>best dressed polack
>>144525420shame about his retirement
>>144525449he's been a fun good guy for too long it's about time he goes downno fun good guys allowed
Skjelmose dood, out of WC
>>144525454He was the original vismoid though
>>144525553pre covid jumbo doesnt count
>>144525567That includes rabobank
>>144525582was just lottoNL - jumbo when he was there
is boni's an official term?
>mfw sprinting for the boni
noice
Fuck skjeldoper
>>144525702idk what he did now but fuck him
Had a day off today so did a long gravel ride through the local forests. Beautiful weather, not too warm, not too cold, wish it would just stay like this. Also had good legs today. Very nice ride overall, life is good.
>>144525603it's short of bonification(s)
>>144525722life is good bert
>>144525727makes sense. I always just call them bonuses or bonus seconds.
Skjelmose season over
>>144525722
Tour=WimbledonFlanders/Roubaix=Roland GarrosLBL/Lombardy=US OpenOne week races=Australia openOn how many MVP does have a chance for the title?he is a specialist and not a legend because to be a legend you have to be 1st in your job and the UCI ranking shows the harsh reality
>>144525931Fuck off
>>144525931Man this mou guy is getting annoying
the il giro = NBA finalsthe le tour = superb owlthe la vuelta = stan lee cupPR = worlds eriesMSR = daytona 500LBL = the mastersRVV = bassmaster classicLom = college football championship
>>144525931mou's overdoing it now and the obsessive simping is way off the chartsever since he got bumped off the boomer doper forum and got actual media attention his postings went from mildly interesting and 'there may be something to this' to over the top obnoxious and lame
>>144524351Nice, love this signing. A step up for Abner and he can still ride the greatest race of the year.
Call bridsong for the world cup already
>>144526265He is already going
>>144526351Nice, can you call up the other dopeur danois too?
Now this is the team
>>144526381look ma i posted it again
>>144526381go full cepeda you cowards
CFHagenboys… is it finally time?
>>144526381Why isn't Narváez going? Too hilly?
>>144526412got covid after the vuelta, not ready
lollmao even
>>144526503Oi it's your boy burgerbert with a new post castration vlog hop on in
>>144526503that's a man baby
>>144526365Which one?
>>144526503his arms look fucking weird. are they inked?
>>144526534The one and only
>>144526541I just watched the video for a few minutes and yes. "Her" leg is also blacked out, pure retardation.
>>144526503jesus christ
>>144526503which one?
>>144526532>those handslmao
>>144526503Dysgenic mutations have gone way too far.
once again mads p will save denmark
>>144526503Also>SYNson, in Polish.
guerreiro collarbone reapedmight be end of career because he was already depressed
AYUSO BETRAYAL
ayuso miraculously healed since canada
Ayuso is such a fuck face
ag2r crash
>>144526542Too busy raising the next GOAT
Ouch. Looked like he tumbled a bit so hopefully only rash, no broken bones.
75KM/H CHUTE
>>144526625We know he was willing to give the same protocol to his daughter, does it work for his son too?
MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS MADS
GROSSE SPRINT
grug almost beat mads p
For a moment it looked like Grug is getting off his wheel and ahead but that would be unfair.
Mads wins
>>144526648ok maybe not almost but sure showed that jobber laporte how shit jumbo is
MADS
kek
>>144526653a BIG sprint
Laurence PITHIE
mads wins another 2.2 stage lolthe king of LIDL races
still can't believe bahrain got tiberingz almost for free
>>144526674GC
Is Mads the greatest athlete of all time?
>flu is getting worstAt least it looks like a rainy weekend
>>144526678He would have won a Tour de France stage if he hadn't been assassinated.
>>144526678rude. he don't even has x.2 races in his palmares
DNF SKJELMOSE Mattias
>>144526766yes bert he chuted at the start of the stage and fucked his season up
>>144526628>>144526622>>144526626Looks like LABROSSE Jordan was the chuteur.>>144526772Was NOT paying attention at all.
>>144526766collarbone?
>come home to MWWnice>Skjelmose chute and DNFfuck
>>1445266741, 2, 8, 10
Why is Mads so likeable?
>>144526809because he refuses to do altitude camps
>>144526809doesn't act d*nish
>>144526809Because he's based
>Van der poel loses to the healthy version of the guy that was injured for RVV and Paris-Roubaixreally makes me think
whats cool about Mads is that when he became WC the first thing he did was tell his dad that he never had to work another day in his life as a trucker with shit hours and that his son would pay for his early retirement
>>144526891big guy with a big heart
>>144526870let it go, Wout. let it go
What do I do berts?
>>144526870biggest * rvv and mr ever basically
>>144526870If it wasn't for the crash in DDV the podium of RVV would be1. Wout2. Mads3. Grug
>>144526809His celebrations are giga based like some big viking coming over anyway that’s the fond memory I have about it
>>1445269351. squeak2. ignore3. get banned from velogames for dishonoring the integrity of the contest
>>144526935just pay up the cyc premium fee and he will look the other waysimple as
>>144526935ignore
A fake rider is riding VMhttps://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/apolinario-ca
When do they go into the Luxembourg Alps?
>>144526935Big Fantasy Cycling is out to get you. Fight back. Don't let the man get you down!
>>144526870>Mads has been injuried during flanders for the last 5 yearsDamn, quite unlucky
>>144526935Weak ass email. Georgie boy needs to be more assertive.
>>144526935So err, can't he change the db entry?Or this is it nerd wizardry?
>>144527037t. most ethical spreadsheet janitor
Some U23 unknown is representing Thailand. Where the FUCK are our guys like SIRIRONNACHAI or CHAWCHIANGKWANG. Or Apichatpong WEERASETHAKUL
But anyway, I will now present your new World Champion: Afonso EULÁLIO
>>144527024he was also the guy that smashed into Luke Rowe in the forest of wallers in the pre-chicane era
>>144527189The chicane was nearly as much of a nothingburger as The Bridge™
>>144527189Sounds like a skill issue to me
Someone post it.
>>144526935Oh he did change the db entry.Not a "read the email to the very end, sometimes even to the middle point" person, me.
>>144527237
>>144527280FUCKING LUKE ROWE BLOODY BASTARD BITCH
>>144527301in hindsight it was the perfec day for mads. Rainy as he likes them and grug was still backbroken by the plank. He'll probably never win roubaix
>>144527320He would need MvdP to not be there. Then his main competition is Wout and Philipsen who he is probably even with in a race like that.
>>144527352Do you think we can have a 35+ mads? for sure grug won't stay that long
>>144527399He seems very confident and convined he can win big stuff. Once he gets old and busted I doubt he will have motivation to ride just for the money.I imagine he will become a ds or coach or something since he already owns a conti team.
>>144526809
>>144526809I can identify with someone who shops at Lidl like you and me.
>Robin FROIDEVAUX
I was looking how to make me own energy gels and found this cyc legendhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9Z_WokjLF4
>>144525722>Beautiful weather, not too warm, not too coldPrecisely that, it was absolutely lovely. Except for the 15 minutes of rain to keep /cyc/ happy.Lovely roads in the bohemian massif central, saw about 2 cars in 2 hours too.
>a multi time Ronde podium'er, 3rd in P-R and World Champion has no chance of winning P-R because 2-3 riders are that much stronger and will attack with 120km to go which prevents even a lucky break away attack like VansummerenSounds like a pretty boring and lame eraGuess i'm not missing anything
>"Jonas does not like the idea of having to return to the Tour and finish second," Maassen told BT. "He wants to be the best and has to work very hard to get better, and it will be a challenge because if he stays at the same level, he probably won't be able to beat Tadej Pogačar anymore."What else do they have up their sleeves. Who needs to die this year, laporte?
>>144527777Let me guess, you need more?
>>144527790>Jonas does not like the idea of having to return to the Tour and finish secondConfirmed Giro + Vuelta schedule? Still no Danish winner of either race.
>>144527790Just dope moreThat worked for Pogacardummy do you really think they train to get better?improved diets?KEK
>>144527881Damn, you're right. How can you be such an expert if you don't watch the sport?
>>144527805for me it’s ligacé
>>144527891Yeah i saw them dope live on Eurosportmoron
>>144527897
https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/tom-dancerThey are getting lazy with the fake names. Tom Dancer? cmon now you can do better than that
>>144528055HOLD ME CLOSER TOMMY DANCER
>>144527782>>144527818>>144527881obsessed
>>144528101>filter > name>/^so glad i stopped watching this ""sport""$/one less danish shizo
>>144528055what about fake rapists?
>>144528080
>>144525722nice, for me it was a short few hills
why would i care about jonass' schedule?I don't watch anyway
>>144528117Looks comfy
>>144528178it was, nasty wasp stung me right through me jersey though
Now that's a comfy ride
>>144528220is that larry warbased
>>144528245Yeah, he also lives in the area
>>144528253Must be super easy to find training partners there with half of the pedalton living close by.
>>144528245>>144528253Looking at the strava, the whole american peloton lives in Nice, Vermaerke, powless
>>144528292I think I saw where warbasse lived once in a race and it was an absolutely beautiful place
>>144528316He's living in eze the bastard
2 more days until me first race in 1.5 decades, getting a bit nervous. already cleaned the bike twice, chain has been vaxxmaxxed, fresh gp500 tires, saddlebag has been REMOVED, what am I missing?
>>144528380where do I need to be with the final bidon champ?
>>144528380Lovely region to ride the bike
>>144528393km 35 would be sweet, with a rogla-dose of tapendadol please
>>144528380donut forget to eat some burger to support your BIG carb loading
>>144528402At dawn look to the east
>>144528380nothing but the mental preparation to brace yourself for the imminent destruction
>Zwift live stream pops on me shekeltube AGAIN>Click on it>"If you burn too many matches too early" is the first I hearmatches truly went mainstream this year
>>144528380Remember to pack all your matches bert
>>144528437thought the #matchtheory has been thoroughly debunked because 2024 pogacar exists and happened
>they all wear jerseys on their rapemachinesfucking pathetic
>>144528473https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pFf1KDqi8I
>>144528473I'd be soaked so fast
>>144528380do you have proper TT equipment or will you rawdog it?
nice tintin haircut
>>144528484Where are the berties in this? Why are there no berties in this I thought you were all r*pe enthusiasts
>>144528501I'm riding with my tarmac, not TT bike. the only TT equipment I'm gonna use are my assos aero socks
next edition should be a MADS edition
>>144528532please pay attention
>>144528537not even some cheap aero bars? really goes a long way in TTs (tried the ones from decathlon and they're actually ok-ish)
>>144528565no TT handlebars allowed in the regular roadbike category - would've needed to entry in the TT bike cat
Kek
>>144528578ah ok, wasn't aware of that, good luck anywaysdid a gravel tour through the Salzkammergut last year and it's truly a really nice area
>>144528578good, "no tryhards" category sounds good
>Tashkent City Women will cease to exist. This was written by cyclist Yanina Kuskova on Instagram and sources confirmed to Global Peloton.schizos won't take this well
this winter me goal is to find are very bertaček in vine land so we can r*pe together concurrently (and I kwab him at the end)
>>144528605No surprise, over 50% of their budget must have went towards all those butched plastic surgeries
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RyQ5kd2r0Ucfound a r*pist pov stream
>>144528610/cyc/ could start an in house r*pe race league group rides but just like with strava the berts are too shy and/or afraid to get exposed
ATTAQUE PETER SAGAN
>>144528605one singular shizo
>>144528675one can be many
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>>144528666getting assraped by Finns doesn't sound like fun to me
Shameful dopage from the polish KavinskyLaverack humbled and humiliated, should just retire
>>144528666i already know im very far off from most berts, no need to make myself miserable in those grouprides
>>144528695Humbled by none other than Bert of all people
Bertman in 32nd gg.
Cameroon with absolute no decency down in Cote d'Ivoire
>>144528720that one random frenchman in 26th
>>144528761ex WT rider even
if a chain has already been waxxed and rewaxxed multiple times - whats the /cyc/ recommended procedure for a proper deep clean, just use silca chain stripper and fresh wax or something else?
>>144528834I overvaxxed my chain with the squirt vaxx. Then I just used the "washing machine" a couple times, started vaxxing sensitively and it just works.
>rain in Zurich next weekInteresting
>>144528834My recommendation is don't clean it at all and just wachs it again if it needs it
>>144528881no need to ever remove any dirty wax stuck deep between the metal?
>>144528859no wonder skjelmose faked an injury
>>144528885If that happens too often (as it happened to me, frequently) then you are overvaxxing
>>144528885just put the chain into an old marmeladenglas and fill it 1/4th with chain cleaner, shake that shit good and leave it there for an hour, then shake it some more and it should be like newthen revaxx, that's how I do it at least
>>144528885Nope unless you rode through an oil patch or something lately. You can run it through a rag or bertaczeks washing machine if theres something on there bothering you but other than that why bother with this. No gain
>>144528912>>144528919>>144528929Danke!on a tangent - do you service the BB at all, if so - do you do it yourselves and how often?
>>144528943I should really take a look at mine because I have some creaking
>>144528967mine is creaking aswell as of recent, probably needs some attention
>>144528967>>144528977bring them to my shop
>>144528943I clean, re-grease and retorque mine like 3-4 times a year during regular maintenance but I guess you can get away w/o doing it a lot longerIf if starts creaking and the steps above don't help, I just replace it directly, pressfit ultegra bbs usually cost below 20€
>>144528943Once a year usually in November I open and grease the all wheel and bb bearings across my bikes and that's usually it. Since 2024 was so fucking wet and rainy up until now I checked them in June already but everything still had ample grease in there.
>>144528859>pogi by 6 minutes
>>144529007>removes bb creak>bike now has an annoying ticking sound and the cassette grew a spacer
https://youtu.be/9qWVGvr-x9Y?t=490Can you give me a more souful commentary Berts?
>>144529248remco does this next year
new thread >>144529462new thread >>144529462new thread >>144529462
>>144528859too early to say how the weather is going to be for the big boy races, it just means wet juniors and wheelchair races.
>>144525603It's simply the plural of bonus
>>144528598Lmao do you even watch races
>>144531255Idk who the fuck decided to add 's tho
>>144528605Good, they didn't deserve my uzbeki cute. Her team abandoned her to get bullied by the peloton in her first tour. Fuck them
>>144528666Me and my 150 watts of pain doesnt afraid of anything
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