BEASTrab editionprev >>144506557
Umar Nurmagomedov the undisputed BW champion.
How come crotch sniffing doesn’t work in 185 plus?
Fuck crotch sniffing rats
>>144509745>who is Daniel Cormier>who is Randy Couture>who is Chael Sonnen>who is Demian Maia
Americans need to start wearing a funny hat and force Joe Rogan to wear it what are our options.
Meraped
>>144509777finish rate in winsDC 15/22Coture 11/19Chael 12/30 Maia 17/28 Merab 4/18Belal 6/24
>>144509777Don't forget Jon Jones, Tom Ass, and Curtis
>>144509745I think they are just too big and powerful. like when bladez elbowed the shit out of jailtons skull
>>144509784 you raped whom?
>>144509732Hate this faggot. Nuff said.
>>144509804Merab and Belal fought actually competition and not random light heavyweight bums.
Gotta say the vibe of this place has been off since Merab kwabbed Sean, more than what's normal for the dead week after a pay per view
>>144509745
>>144509835Merab has one finish in the ufc, on a guy that’s currently on a 7 fight losing streak. This is killing the sport.
>>144509872All the Sugabros have been at his house porking his wife to try to make him feel better
>>144509884>UFC making more money than ever and already has strong advance sales for tickets.>Retards thinks it's killing the sport because the fights aren't like the rocky movie and LE SPICY BANGERS.
>>144509745Too much weight to carry around and too much weight to push back against for sustained periods of time
so when is the mma hour starting back up?
Aldana bros...
>>144509987Is she ok lads?
>>144509994she's awake, how about that
realistically, who can stop them?
>>144509927Dana himself said he hopped that new viewers turned it off before the championship fights. It’s the entertainment business.
>>144510005
>>144510005Central Asians are the only hope.
Tony Ferguson was never good.
>>144509987>>144509997SO YOU WANNA BE AN ULTIMATE FIGHTER?
>>144510009Shev vs Grasso was embarrassing even from a pure sporting perspective. Even for a wmma fight. Especially for a championship fight.
>>144509987*follows in a circle**gets jabbed**repeat*
good morning
>>144510035Tony?Shartles?No! It's Jandiroba!
>>144510041Ya he was pretty good.
>>144510053stupid!my meng was hard the entire fighti was so glad it went all the way into decisioni has entire 25 minutes to observe two most beautiful women in MMAI stared at their feet and butts with a hard meng in my handi wish all main events were like this
>>144509876It stopped working in his last LHW fights. He didn't crotch sniff Gane once, he took advantage of a missed shot and threw him down from the back, cazzie.
Wtf now boxchads are bailing our broke asses out. Not a good look
>>144510074That bogged abomination on left is Ellie Leen, retard.
>>144510084>Helped francis pay back money he borrowed from a ufc fighter
You guys suck, you told me how easy it is to bad evade by resetting the router, that does not work, I've even been to 3 different countries in the last week, banned in all of them, different time zone, foreign WiFi, my connection couldn't have been more alien from what I use at home, still banned. I'm posting from another phone right now
>>144510101Because they were both broke, that's why he needed the money back
watching DWCSMantello is such a shitter wooooow he threw that fight badly
>>144510106And then I'll be unbanned? What an insane answer. Besides I was banned to replying to someone who was talking shit
Seansistas.... how we feeling?
>>144509745it does though
>>144509745Brock literally became the heavyweight champion without knowing how to throw or take a punch.
>They said they're spending more on a Francis fight? Than we did on the sphere??>Ahahahaha, that's a good idea! He should do that, that's really smart.
>>144510146I'm not one of your English students. Keep your lectures to yourself
Skibbidi merab toilet
>>144510038Shavkat finna save us all
>>144510210I don't buy the Shavkat hype.Sure he's a finisher, but what's the highest level of competition he's fought? 50yo wonderboy?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=796YjVXJQtI&pp=ygUXQnJlbmRhbiBzY2hhdWIgMTAgaG91cnM%3D
>>144510216Schaubcat Fraudmanov
judging criteria should who got beat up more
>>144510256Everything besides the last round should be discarded entirely. It's totally irrelevant who was winning when the fight started, and only matters who was winning when the fight ended.
>>144510267
just get rid of rounds
>>144510267if thats the case then there shouldnt be rounds.
>>144510210Just look at the soize of this lad's head. Unheemable. But unfortunately for him, Belal doesn't need to do that. 49-46 UD for Bully B.
Nope, the rounds will stay. This is the Nordic Consensus©
when you heem someone but cant stomach the heem
>>144510302Me when I heem my meng
>>144510306
>>144510313to be angry is to be human
>>144510324nigga finna heem bro over sausage fr
Did the Jap just get rektm? Kek
>>144510324DAS DEUTSCHER GEISTSOVL
You guys see? That's the part where they eat their sloppa shit put of 1 bowl with their fingers like animals. I want to slaughter them like animals. I hate them.
>>144510324animals react the same way when food gets snatched from them by another animal but there's still more slop grub to be focused oninsane videos, there's hundreds of this family
Who thought Aldana would need cosmetic surgery and be left with a life changing disfigurement from a cut? I've been hearing some wacky takes
>>144510324gawl dawg look at all that seasoning b
cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers
>>144510056pedo
>>144510302I remember noticing this lightskin baddie like a year ago in some of Holly Holm's pictures of her wrestling training. Next time I see her she's wrestling at the Olympics and winning a silver medal.
If match fixing could've prevented merdab and bestial from ever becoming champions then is the moral and right thing to do
could these cut to 260 and heem in HW?
Madame this is an MMA thread.
still laffin at oh no no noooomalley
>>144509745It does work, I think little fellas are naturally more gifted at it though
This is Madame's most deranged spamming yet...
>>144510369They didn't need match fixing to prevent Shartvin from becoming a champion, LMAO
These black queens finna make me act up
Did this text end up legible
>>144509745>How come crotch sniffing doesn’t work in 185 plus?but IT does work
>>144510077You're right I concede
Oh boy here we go again spammy, and I've been nothing but cool. I would have thought you learned your lesson last time you mentioned my name and got destroyed. Not surprised, you're a bully. Always have been.
What's xhe waffling on about now?
Yuup
>>144510419KEK he was talking about the gate though. It was the first time I realized bubba was retarded. He said "It's not a record gate b. Dana's inflating the numbers and charging more for seats". I think even some heemsters echoed this statement unironically.
>>144510481He's right
consneed
>>144510488That's the only way any act can break the gate record, retard. There's a fixed number of seats.
>>144510490Besneed consneed asneed. Shut the fuck up buhdday.
>>144510490You've been acting strange lately. Our resident Malaysian is one of the few well adjusted people in this insane asylum we call a general. A nice guy. Rarely acts up or shitposts. Now we have a Malaysian flag doing both constantly. I sense an imposter.
You're listening to Believe You Sneed, on the /heem/ Digital Network.
>>144510519What are you talking about, he makes sensual post about men, that's what he's heavily into
For a really long time, I didn't understand Schaubposting
>>144510600Do you understand it now?
>>144510551or maybe you are projecting
>>144510600shaubshaubshaubshaub
Unbreakable.Titanium Shin-Bone.
>>144510615I do. I am enlightened
>>144510519VPNigger using Malaysian flag i guess idk
And what I needed was And what I needed was aAnd what needed was anhttps://youtu.be/6hJDrqTFhdU?si=OR29i8ytTBHUyG6d
>>144509782Those are called Jews, anon.
Dana White's penis is forged from Damascus steel
>>144510398kek what happened to him?
I’m Ali Abdelaziz
>wewatch ONE FC here
Umdaddy thoughbeit
>>144510622What did I tell you the other day?
>>144510770that you are a bitch ass ngga? yeah you are
cheeky 5am beer
>>144510782Are you crazy in your 'ead, man?
>have sexy mature female family friend>really hot 50ish pure Austrian>she has old property she isn't using, tells me I can stay for a while to get on my feet>she has like 5 old laptops>use USB to bypass the passwords>she has a bunch of extremely hardcore porn>like vintage facial abuse clipsDidn't know chicks were actually into that shit
>>144510768Just a brazza and his anti-extremism handler
>>144510827>tfw your anti-extremism handler is a former terrorist snitchJust another day is brazzastan
>>144509913She could've just worn a fucking shirt and she'll just look normal. But amerilard women just couldn't help it. How ever fucking fat they are, they always gotta wear spandex workout clothes and look like shrink-wrapped chewed bubblegum.
>terrorism is…..LE BAD
Mcumby is going to do big things, can't wait until his next fight.Now that's what you call high level
>>144510880Terrorist rat turned informat, how's noah? How's noah?
>>144510425That’s right
>>144510821emm emm ayy?
>Me irl
lil kartvelian gremlin
What's a shrimp type fighter in the UFC
>>144511237Ryan Hall
>>144511240That's true.
>>144511203>what mma has become
Blood Diamond is a cockroach wearing human skin
They put these fighters in cage. YOu know what that's symbolic of? Captivity, prison. Slavery. Why not fight inside a symbol of progress, like a giant test tube
Illegal Topuria
Fighting. It's a struggle to see who comes out on top
Ciryl Gane wearing futuristic goggles while piloting a starship through deep space
If you think about it
mmmmm take'll heem u if u dont behave
>>144511362This feller liked to hang around the swarthiest of samoans like the g string guy and the sumo guy he must have no sense of smell imagine a room full of Shoeyvasas and Tafas but even fatter
karate komfy right now
The pressures of an attractive wife and daughter broke Michael. He's the biggest company man now
The PFL dude might be the most pathetic fight promoter ever yet dodges any criticism via sheer irrelevancy. What’s his secret?
>>144511554who?
>>144511529thanks for the heeminder
>>144511610ninja vs samurai next
>>144511634there's wmma on my screen right now b and before there was a cokehead trying to eat his own face off next to robin
>>144511638I had a dream last night that i was on coke and sperging out and my friends had another sit down with me. I was so glad i woke up and remembered i don't do coke no more and i don't hang around losers thank God.there was another fenty peeled skull yesterday on another board idk if you know about thoseat least there's kk this week seeing there's no fight night card
OHHHH
>>144511678how do you think khabitch would feel if he knew muslim women were getting peached up in kk? can someone call conor and let him know to DM it to him?
*Heems you
>>144511716He dares to call this Polish Power! The real Polish Power is with Tom Aźpinąll
>>144511706khapiss drinking tranny piss(kvass) he dont care about women
Strikers simply do not put in the hard work when it comes to wrestling. Humble yourself and at least learn to defensively wrestle( idk if that is a thing but whatever).
Mirko is 50 today. Happy birthday
>>144511754or learn how to counter wrestling moves
>>144511780
>>144511790Rafael Alves is a real oneCant believe UFC didnt renew his contract
>>144511780cheers to a legend b
>>144511863>jizzy>pereira>conorAll retiring, in a couple of years nobody will even remember who dana was or the ufc, they think they can just flip off real ones like Alves and Perry and Sam Alvey like its nothing.14.09.2026 Dana's funeral at the loop
Everybody wants to be a UFC athlete, but nobody wants to suck Dana's pink Irish dick!
Taking a leon in the omalley rn
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SPIKY
KWAGP (KEK WHAT A GRINGO PAPI)
Tilling my Schaub
palatnikov is dead
spikes are kino
this nigga got sauce
yet another UFC reject can getting destroyed
>>144512136Masterful base by leon into a reverse half guard
>>144512136would Beastlal have permaheemed Peon if he had put his body into it?
[amazing news]peon spotted training with colbeast for smellal rubber matchhttps://youtu.be/4WDb2NkcZBg
>>144511743This is LEGENDARY Polish Power™
karate kombucha
So how come Georgians and Dagestanis don't speak the language?
>>144512136After going to a live ufc event I understand why judges are so biased towards wrestlers, slams in person sound much louder than on TV, it sounds like they're hitting a giant drum
peach of a check hook on goyito
>>144512310Leon was simulated, had that been concrete, he would've been permaheemed
>>144509913>Sean is a cuck>Picks a wife nobody wants to fuck He makes terrible choices in life
>>144512553Id creampie his wife 100%.
>>144511532Dude lost an eye for a few grands I think he means what he wrote there
>>144510332lol is that the little mermaid?
A new contender for the streets of Bulgaria
Suga Sean took less damage than Petr Yan
>I'M GOING TO BE THE BIGGEST UFC STAR YOU'VE EVER SEE- AAAACCCCKKKKKK
>>144512641Blud was talking about how Connor is past it and he's the biggest start in the sport. Just watch Connor come back and starch Islam, as you were xLG
>>144512641pereira retires halfway next year too, jones retires this year, conor retires next year
merab killed bantamweight>flushed yan>retired henry>retired seanwhich ticketseller can stop him? figgy?
Conor is already retired.
>>144512663He'll be back... in the news soon.
>>144512673He looks completely evil here
>>144512662
Pereira is a rapist and no one cares anymore
>>144512685
>>144512641Can't be the biggest star if you're not good on the mic. Dickus is obv very different to Connor but he has potential if he retires Pereira
karate kombat invented the sphere
JIZZY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
I thought "bisexual" was called "biosexual" for the first 28 years of my life. War Pyfer!
>>144510925Well is not called joyism innit
>Fighter pay
SARS!! DO NOT REDEEM!!
fighters should be kept in slave quarters in villas under lock and key if we lived in a sensible world
KWAB yanez vs fag talbott in the works
ITS UP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6d8wgYj7q4
>>144513002Adrian Yan
>>144512641>I probably won't fight for 9 monthsthis is standard practice for half the division halting shitter champions in this company
holy fuck that Brazilian had no gas tank
Why did Sean lose?
Karate kringe next and karate kunny next time
scared clown
>>144513220Chama
just remembered ciryl gane lmfaooooooooo
>>144510302She lost to the jap
can someone please post the image of all the current champions
>>144511532Damn so now we're admitting boxing is more hardcore WTF
>When you got your fight cancelled, what did you feel? Haplessly>Haplessly>Does it hurt? Does it feel fair? Do you still want to go on? Haplessly>Haplessly
>>144513433
This guy look like spike
Reminder that Merab had been calling O'Malley out for like 2 or 3 years and the UFC did everything in their power to keep O'Malley away from himYou know who else the UFC protected? Topuria. They kept him away from MaxAnd those two have a fight coming up...
>>144513433here
>>144513554>Strickcel>is retardedlikefuckingclockwork
>>144513570t. coach kissing gay
>>144513579>t. dad kissing rape victim
>>144513433Real fans know the champs by heart. Way to reveal your cazzieness.
(You)I didn't ask.
Hello, I am schaubbing on the till
>>144513002talbott heems
its time we uncover the tooth
ya never hear the word "conformist" nowadays you used to hear it all the time in the 90s
https://www.twitch.tv/sugaseanomalleyWe're in here lads
>>144513784Imagine having been alive in the 90's.Go to bed, grandpa
what if sean shot a takedown against merab
>>144513820Must be Brvtal for these boomoids to see born in 2004 Raul achieving more than they ever have
merab didn't outstrike shit all of that was from ground and pound
>>144513847>strikes don't count if you put me flat on my back beforehand!
>>144513847He boxed up Stevia Sean
>>144513835Mrab own takdown defence is actually an interesting question, as dominant wrestler fuckers aren't necessarly the best defensively, Blaydes and Fitch for exemple.
Who the fuck Is running karate combat Is a shitshow Stop the cgi shit and stop this fucking crypto influencers fights no one gives a fuck
>>144513843My sons have achieved more than me
>AND NEW UFC LIGHT HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD>AND NEW UFC FEATHERWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD>AND NEW UFC HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OF THE WORLD
>>144513914I would KMS If I ever found out my father made schizoposts on r/heem.org
>>144513957Kek
>>144513870his tdd's not as bad as them but he's still been taken down a few times, it's not his style but sean should've engaged him in the clinch more than he did instead of breaking off when possible. he could score some knees easily using his height at least
>>144513957honestly Im very surprised you haven't killed yourself pakibong
basically only 1 good heem on the chantender series
>>144513998>he could score some knees easily using his height at leastabsolute braindead retard take. you really do need to go back to r/poofc. or at least lie and say you were just trolling. then you can stay, caz
i got some canola oil and im ready to beat my meng for 5 rounds
You have no sons, you have no wife, you have no property. You're a 40 year old chinese Incel who posts 12 hours everyday from a cuckbox and you need to take your medicine.
>>144514024That's just sad. Why is that pink nigger mismatching contenders so much, lately?
>>144514083the ref doesn't match people
OHHHHHHH HES REVVEDHE HAS NO WIFENO KIDSNO JOB
>>144514038good counterargument? idk why you even replied desu
Talking about yourself in the third person is a sign of schizophrenia.
>>144514255No it's not it's a sign of immense intelligence
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
heheh
>>144514293Yeah
>>144514362KWAB the discord lost again
>>144514362mooooods
Damn they are rather quick on the click when it's not 100 off topic posts in a row about gay sex. Belal is going to lose his next fight and be sent to smellator btw.
Talmbout?
Beastlal? Yeah hes the GOAT
for me it's paulo costa
>>144514582>things somehow got worse
O brother where art thou
>>144514612
>>144514612It's so fucking over
>>144510005Gigachad got sparked by an average boxer and he cannot wrestle for shit
>>144510005Darginbros, when will it be our turn?
>>144514612>only betting on headlinersthis was his first mistake, this allows plenty of time to sow doubt
Who is the Costco guys of the UFC
>>144514923james vick
How many ppv did o'faily sell?
>>144509732Will he change weight class to dodge wrestle?
>>144514961Do you live here dude ffs clean your squalor and get a job
>>144514923For me its the Costco Ho
>>144514975forgot pic
hey merab i got something for you to eat AND IT DON'T TASTE GOOD
>>144515017Im the one who lives in squalor you ingorant fuck and Ive only made three posts in this thread including this one stipid bitch. Respectfully.
>>144514969More than merat ever could in a lifetime. merat actively forces eyes away from the sport; a net negative, a sport killer.
>>144515055So very little
>>144515062merat is quite tiny, yes.
>>144515017james vick
Why didn't Aljo just shoot for a fucking takedown bruh
>>144515028No lambo door lmao dude has a fiero with a body kit KWAB
>>144515032Didn't ask
>>144515115james vick asked
>>144515092He tried but O'Malley wasn't injured back then.
>>144515141Actually he was now that i remember, O'Malley had a rib injury.
FACT: james vick didn't ask
Who is the Justin Trudeau of the UFC
Giga heemer that is a foot taller than you puffs up his cheeks and is approaching at terminal speeds, what do?
>>144515141Is this the cope you're going with now
>>144515174Quick draw my appendix carry .45acp and blow him the fuck away
>>144515174Slip the loaded up left hand and heem with a body shot
Zamn we got doos in hear sucking off Merab? Turn your dick in at the bucket as you walk out of weem
>>144515092Tim played his little soulless ginger tricks and said "you gotta go aljo" when o malley got to his heeming spot
>>144515172Hunter Campbell
>>144515174I guarantee you that this doo will get filtered by a bum like Acosta 2 fights in.
>>144515174felt bad for the nigga that fight, showed a lot of heart and some decent hands, he should lose some weight and hopefully get another shot at lhw
Merabs single leg takedowns are eye candy you filthy redit casual
>>144515221He's built like a mw, I can see him make 185 easily, and he wouldn't even be the biggest mw now that Belgaroui has been signed.
>>144515184Great, now you're in prison getting rape by similar looking people.
Aljo injured his arm from “celebrating” with Merab too hard, fight with Mosvar is off.
ideal champions by mid 2025125: the japanese rizin guy they just signed135: Yan145: Lopes155: Slamdaddy170: JDM185: Dricus205: PereiraHw: Aspinall
>>144515185He throw the right hand though, you walked right into it and got schaubed.
>>144515210Probably.
>>144515303América has the right to self-defense, dummy
>>144515222Merab can only takedown old, flushed bums or injured fighters.
>>144515353And never good bums, such as O'Cuckley.
Too many Mexican posts on /heem/ rn. Go back to your own country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdZu8OXmgzowe're doing a watch party for this in the 'cord if you're down
>>144515314>125: the japanese rizin guy they just signedThe guy who got heemed by Kape? He's no good bro>135: YanYan is never fighting for the title ever again>145: LopesLopes has hit his peak, everyone in the top 5 except turbo flushed Volk beat him. He might also lose to Arnold Allen desu>155: SlamdaddyPlease stop being gay, but yeah sure>170: JDMStill out with an AIDs infection I'm afraid >185: DricusOnly because he won't fight until like july 2025>205: PereiraOnly because he's ducking Ankalaev >Hw: AspinallAspinall is primed to get meme KOed right now it happens to every Heavyweight that gets hyped
>mexicope is still goingJust let it go man O'Malley lost stop looking for any excuse you can
>>144515174>what do?freeze frametell people "yup thats me, i bet you wonder how i ended up here"go on a long diatribe of wacky coincidences got me into this situationthen as we get to this part of my storythe situation somehow gets resolved through movie magicgo home with the girl
>>144515415im gonna screencap this and repost it when yan ko's umar via upkickalso lopes would probably get flatlined into orbit by topuria but I could also see lopes smothering topuria and overwhelming him if he can get him out in the first round, kinda want to see that fight next. Lopes is the only guy at 145 that will actually take the fight to topuria and be the hammer
T-City bros....not like this...
>>144515388I've relinquished my Israeli citizenship.
>>144515342Lethal force is too much for a scuffle.
>>144515415>Lopes has hit his peak,Based on what?
>o'malleyHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>144515415López would never lose to Allen, come on b
hey stupid guy
Gane won
Stipe will heem.
>>144515558
JDM, Sean Brady and Ian Garry are all better than Shavkat
>>144515558Yeah. What?
>>144515595
the only fighter yan ever lost to in the ufc... were ufc champions. are you fags gonna apologize yet?
>>144515629OOOOOOOHHHHH
>>144515637>yan>lostnever happened
>>144515184Learn 2 fight, faggot.
Yan a emo thug in his phase nigga
we need ciryl gane now more than ever before
yum
>>144515498Uhhh my guy? That guy fricken hit me, I HAVE to escalate and kill him now. I fear for my FREAKIN literal life, dude.
i'm built like prime stipe
so dricus got outdamaged outstruck and outcontroltimedbut he won dude
emmett heemed yair but the ref refused to stop and fight and yair recovered
>>144515778i don't know what fight you're referring to here but dricus has never lost in the ufc so it doesn't even matter just like your life
what should the main event of ufc 310 be?
>>144515100thats not even close to an answer to my question, bud
ddp proved he was a champion when he beat MW GOAT izzy. NO ONE beats that guy
>>144515767THE?
!statbot strickland vs dricus
>>144515801Juliana Peña vs Tai Tuivasa
>>144514582>1 steroid-baby black guy>1 jamaican How do blacks cope?
>>144515827dricus finished adesanya quicker than any winner before him and via submission the first in israel's career
just looked it up on godaddydricus lost the first 3 rounds and was losing the 4th on all cards
>>144515845statbot says dricus won>>144515906this is wrong
FACTThere is no logical argument for Strickland winning more than 2 rounds
>>144515861They have Topuria, Islam and DDP.
belal muhammad is geodude from pokemon
>>144515906Just checked snopes and Dricus won.
3 different guys tried to beat izzy in his last 4 fights and only 3 of them succeeded
>look on sherdog>they say dricus won>look on tapology>they say sean wonwho to believe???
Israel Adesanya being picked apart by a pack of wolves
>>144515991dricus did it faster and better
Pantoja: grass ground typeMerab:, rock ground typeTopuria: fighting fire typeIslam: dark ground typeBelal: rock ground typeDricus: normal psychic typePereira: grass rock type Jon Jones: dark dragon type
>>144516042This...is the most Ive ever agreed with an weem post in the decade+ Ive been hear
>>144516042hard disagreemerab: steeltopuria: darkpereira: rock/dragonjones: psychic
How are these two in the same weight class?Look at Masvidal's arm and legs how is he so skinny?
they can't handle the pressure
>>144515925more strikesmore damage
>>144516107usman is more muscular but jorge has a larger frame and cuts far more weight
>>144516107Usman cuts a lot of weight.
>>144515312>>144516127OOOOOOOH
Conor said Dana goes to walmart and gets the honey bbq chicken boneless wings and tells them he will pay at the front but walks around eating them
>>144516042What are some bug type fighters
>>144516142>>144516146Incredible how much he cuts and how regularly looking Masvidal is.
I think Arnold could heem Lopez desu
>>144516127Shame, I was excited for the fight.
lopes should be next in line for a title shot so topuria can shut the meme down early
>>144516189you always pay at the front
>>144516127O cara mais agressivo dessa parada might save the event.
people thought hooker was flushed 2 years ago
watch out for that big metal thing
hooker is still flushed who the fuck has he beat
>>144516308beasts
on that notewho did canbhib beat
>>144516308Scamrot, the goat
They’re all ducking movdaddy
>>144516337Faggot
>>144515029sandhagen was supposed to be the snifferkiller but yan passed over his flush
Chenko should be cut
literally who the fuck is matthew gamrot LMAO
>>144516337>im injured but i want to rebook>no i decision shortnotice bryce mitchell and demand title shot u no this
>>144515827Zatdaddy GAPES dickass dump feces
>>144516337The UFC medical staff told him not to fight
This smells like a Dana plot, there's a plan here. They're shuffling Aljo out and going to put in a killer who's secretly been training for Evloev this entire timeExpect Lerone Murphey to get called in
>>144516192sean woodson
>>144516377Diegaped fears the movdaddy rematch I’m afraid
lopes is now ranked higher than generic what's his face inbred #26485
>DieGOD out of nowhere Lopez ain't fighting down buddy
>>144516388Scatman gets into a septic shock if you sneeze on him.
About to hit back, bis and rear delts something fierce
>>144516473why would lopes fight below him when he's lined up for a title shot
>>144516308Porier
>>144516525Diegaped is lined up for the boys to take turns on him as always
>>144516555halal post
Ugh you gay brazza people are so annoying
>>144516388FACT: Cumsplat loses to Bobby Knuckles, Caio Borralho and Dricus.
About to have sex with a female
>>144516388nice profile pic dork
>>144516388DDP fraud checks cumshot, he's too big for cumshot to manhandle him like a WW.
>>144516612What's his name?
someones gonna have to take one for the team and beat stipe up with a baseball bat so tom can fight jones instead
sean brady > khamzat chimaev
>>144516602Ciao knows who the GOAT is
>>144516647That shot puts Brady in a coma.
>>144516674You don't understand the Fighting Nerds shenanigans, this is mental warfare, kid. Caio knows Bobby Knuckles is a savage and will heem Cumshart into oblivion, inshallah.
>>144516647GSPedophile would tap from a shot like this
Thank you.
>>144516718he ate several of them and they did nothing
>>144516731The only thing savage about subreddit bob is the way he faps while sitting in the cuck chair
Buffalo has to be the most reddit flavor for wings ever fucking disgusting
>>144516764Post it.
>>144516754Chills.
>>144516772Anti white.
>>144516754this picture goes hard
>>144516656>the sniper vs the button smashing reatrd
Heemers get their chicken with lemon pepper
>>144516789https://watchmmafull.com/ufc-fight-night-gilbert-burns-vs-sean-brady-september-7-2024.html
Cejudo and his network of spies knew about the torn labia and told Merab in exchange for $20
>>144516674https://x.com/BloodyElbow/status/1701228087013179713caio is good at predicting fights
>>144516835You needed to post clips of Gilbert landing shots such as the one he did on Khamzat on Sean Beady You just gave that guy the story winThis is why Canada has no good fighters
>>144516269the fagestani will never take this fight, lopes was a literally who who had just lost in the cantenders at the time, jean is clearly way too dangerous for him
Haha the BDStard chinadian sits on here for 14 hours a day collecting Ls Don’t be too mean to him or he might filter you
>>144516674also said khumshart would finish poosman lol
CMON WORK HEEM WORK
>>144516960He nearly did and would have if he didn’t break his right hand
>>144516754The UFC better have this song for the promo video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn8vzTsnPps
>>144516960He was extremely close to doing that in round 1 like 3 different times
>>144516835Epic fail. Another L for cantada.
>>144516905these are not established rules
Imagine the Sheikh witnessing all the sin city degeneracy compared to his pure untainted life
>>144517000>>144517005Literally did no damage in 1st, just sat on his back and threw light pitter patter bonks. I like him, he's fun to watch and has a cool wwe personality but gotta be realistic b's.
>>144516905>He's moving the goalpostsSad!
good evening
Real nigga shit.
>>144517000You mean Usman broke Cumshot's hand during grappling?
>>144516462That motherfucker is Bug/Flying
>ZATDADDY WILL FUCK YOU AND REDDITAKER. HE WILL FUCK REDDITAKER MOUGH AND CUM IN IT THEN TONG KISS HIM AND SUCK THE CUM OUT ONLY TO SPIT IT OUT ON BOBERT! AND THEN ZATDADDY WILL SUCK ON FAGGOT REDDITAKERS BIG PENIS UNTIL REDDITAKER CUMS JUST TO PROVE POINT FUCK BITRCH FAGGOT
>>144517143Hey man how you doing?
>>144517143Pedophile
Crazy to think that if sean brady could do that to burns, he would absolutely ragdoll cumshit. Kind of depressing to think about.
derrick lewis spotted twerking in a houston night club
>>144516910Jean is still recovering from a broken hand IIRC, he might fight him if he doesn't have a full camp.
>>144517224belal does this to khamzat
>>144517166I'm good b got nothing to complain about. I think I'll start watching Sopranos now.Hope you're well, hope you're healthy.
Crazy to think that khamzat has fought 1 time in the last 2 years and people can't stop talking about the zat daddy
>>144509732Fuck Dana
>>144517325
it's over...Chimaev moving into the "train smarter" phase of his career, which is the tail end phase of every great fighter.Overtraining is what makes brazzas so dominant, Khabib himself has admitted and shown this. The one downside being more chances for injuries and health events. Sad day for us bros. We still have Shara. He can be a huge superstar if he works on wrestling defense.
[UNSURPISING NEWS] Movsar Evloev has REFUSED to re-schedule his fight against Aljamain Sterling.
>>144517588Shara gets zeemed by the first decent striker he faces. He seems to be a slow starter and eats a lot in the early minutes.
>>144517612Now that you put it that way, you may be right. We're fucked.
>>144517600aljo refused to fight with one arm like TJ did
>>144517672The doctors arent letting him fight, Evloev is refusing to reschedule.
>>144517588this is why we make the distinction between brazzas and the rest of these ponies, they don't have the genetics to train like abdulmanap would want them to
>>144517688yeah right. it sounded like they suggested that it wouldn't be the best idea in the world if he fought.
>>144517600LOPES REMATCH INCOMING
>>144517588He just left all stars retarded gym, they injury flushed guram before 30
>>144517087Khamzat outlanded Usman on total and significant strikes
>>144517600brazza need his money
>>144517793Lobussy is terrified of movdaddy I'm afraid
>Lobussy >movdaddy
Brendan Schaub compares UFC 306 at Sphere to Rainforest Cafe: 'Looks f*cking great, but the product is sh*t'
>Lobussy>movdaddy
>no UFC this week
>>144517588Worst is that he could improve the recovery issue by sleeping more and eating better, but lowering volume is a first good step I guess.I seen that he lifts a lot in his training but if he switched more to plyometrics he could also improve speed and power without compromising recovery since plyos tend to be less intense that weight training.
>No UFC this week
>>144517745Exactly>>144517794>He just left all stars retarded gymNo he left them and Andreas Michael (coach) in 2022 lol. Now he's going for even easier less training approach.>they injury flushed guram before 30what?
>>144518403He's actually always been predominantly Plyometrics based in weight lifting. Almost exclusively. Then he started heavy lifting after the diaz/holland fight. But he's never had the best gas tank, I'm worried the new "train smarter" is going to flush his cardio even more. Every fighter who says they've started to train smarter instead of train harder has gone onto a steady decline after.
>>144518559no he didn't retard his last camp was with them >what pic rel
>>144517927Pakistranny bong things. Fatherless + daddy issues. A terrible combination I'm afraid.
ratlip is a bum
khamzats best win was eclipsed by sean brady
>>144518618Get an adblocker, retard!
>>144518618No, Khamzat brought his bjj coach (black guy) along with him and one other guy, but not Andreas, the bald head coach. He was already Akhmat Gym based for Usman.
>>144518644offtopic comment, reminder to keep all posts combat sports related
>>144518656shut the fuck up paki
>>144518655I said his last camp you fucking retard, the one for rob not usman
WONK
>>144518665name one good german fighter and I will
>>144518705Tom Aspinall
>>144518682Based coach. Didn't believe in overtraining (like Khabib). Sadly Khamzat's new sissy coach is going to ruin his will from here on out. So sad.
>>144518705daniel zellhuber
>>144518747his new coach trains the chechen national wrestling team all that bald fraud did is ruin gus's career Also I accept your concession
Dan Hooker is Maori
>>144518705name one good paki human
Btw today is national cheese burger day in America. A sacred holiday. Please pay your respects.
>>144518821
>>144518605>Almost exclusively. Then he started heavy lifting after the diaz/holland fight.>Right when he started fighting less and less.Yeah is going to get worse even if he now can make it to the fight.Let's hope he actually gets a qualified strength training coach and maybe he'll be fine.
>>144515141Sean literally was too injured to wrestle in the Aljo fight
>>144515498Nope. You can shoot someone who tries to punch you. Fully legal.
