Spiting the Irish who I thought was Italian at first due to the colour filter on my screen edition
Italy here we come.
>As part of the new league format, UEFA has announced that each of their three competitions will have an exclusive matchweek during which fixtures from the other two tournaments will not be played.>This exclusive window has been named Matchweek 1 for the Champions League, meaning that only UCL fixtures will be played this week. UEFA have opted to spread the matches across three days instead of the normal two, so games will be played on Thursday.>However, this will only happen for this exclusive game week and won't occur again. Both of the other tournaments will also have an allotted week in which only games from either the Europa League or Europa Conference League will be played.All remaining Arsenal fixtures will be at 8pm GMT on Tue/Wed
>>144513039how convenient that >we have to play that super exclusive week one opening game on a Thursday with City (away) coincidentally on Sunday ….also> Martin Ødegaard underwent multiple scans last week & is understood to have seen a specialist regarding his ankle injury this week. [@sr_collings]season status:over
>>144513209Ahhh merino save me!!
>>144513250sure lad in *rustles notes* 6 weeks when I’m full healed but maybe add another 2-3 until I’m actually integrated in the squad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>144512994>inb4 one of them trips over the undone laces and ends up out for 6 weeks with a bullshit injury
I thought we agree on the cannon shooting the chicken as OP?
>>144513209Ethan Nwaneri legendary run | sept 2024 - Dec 2024 | streets won't forget (compilation)
>you now remember partey at RB
>>144512977wtf Swedebro
>>144512977Based. Thank you Swedebro, I was counting on Russiabro to do it but you came in clutch.
>>144513403That was before we saw cauliflower’s drip no cap
Tough run during spooky time
>Mikel Arteta says Martin Odegaard will be out for "a while" with "significant" ligament damage to his ankle. He said it's "hopefully" not going to be months. #AFCAll this trophies, next level, time to win stuff is just cap. Our season is so over. Fuck Arteta and fuck Edu for leaving us in this position.
>>144514476>three days rest between poocastle, inter and chelsea
>>144514698A star is born
>>144512977Was it really so hot in London that day?
>>144514698>international break 3 weeks in to a new season
>>144514698I fucking hate international breaks, I fucking loath them. Fuck Uefa, Fifa, the leagues and whoever else is responsible for that greedy ass shit schedule.
>>144514698What the fuck
>>144514789>>144514869see it on the positive side lads, hopefully he will be able to rest and recover in the next international break coming right up!let's just focus on providing england with saka and rice for the break, also work on having White integrated into the england squad ASAP
>most likely out for at LEAST 2-3 months lmao dude will be back in December
Unironically want the CL and the WC to go back to having no more than 16 teams. Here in Brazil, I want the regional championships to end, too. Secondary league cups like the Carabao should end. A top team should have play no more than the league, the national cup and a continental trophy, that's it. Genuinely furious with those white-collar buffons ruining the sport.
>>144514698lmao, fucking haaland can just duck his national duty and ode got fucked with us
>>144514698He will be ready to rep Norway in the next international break.
>>144515026bro dont even fucking joke
merino status? how many weeks left until he's back in training
>>144515046Merino is Spanish for Kim Kallstrom
>>144515080hospital FC
>>144515008
>>144515118sponsored by the Jack Wilshere wing of the Abou Diaby Center
>he’s got some damage especially on one of the ligaments in the ankle. It’s something quite significant so we’re going to lose him for a while.Good job we sold all the squad depth, another Sharteta masterclass
>>144515046~6 weeks give or take.
>>144514698>We will be rushing Odegaard backOh that’s great will he be ready for the City ga->We will be rushing Odegaard back to the hospital, his foot has fallen off
>>144515628I can count the instances where a player returned early from an injury and didn’t immediately die in the next couple of games on one hand. Usually it’s a couple of weeks for minor injuries - a couple of months (3-4) for medium injuries and practically the whole season out for anything major.
it’s time ladshttps://www.transfermarkt.de/spieler/vertragslosespieler/statistik/1/plus//galerie/0?ausrichtung=Mittelfeld&spielerposition_id=10&land_id=alle&altersklasse=&wettbewerb_id=alle&seit=alle&yt0=Anzeigenwho do you pick ?
>>144515726free agent fc? whenever I play Fifa I just buy them all and sell for millions upon millions of profit. I wonder when professionals will start doing this?
>season written off in septembergrim
>>144515973no worries I’m sure all the good players >we have now will love to stay at club that wins yet nothing again.
Grim Season Edu OUT FC
kdb died
Without Odegaard, Spurs were comfortably the better team against you lol
>>144517157without mane, nottingham forest were comfortably the better team against you
>>144516781not like they absolutely need him plus he will be back soon.
Inter cuts City's midfield absolutely beautifully, but then can't fucking decide what to do in penalty box.
is it, dare i say it, the history of the tottenham?
suddenly beating Tottenham doesn’t seem so impressive anymore.
>>144517678squad is hardly the same
>>144517157You're right. Sp*ds sure showed Arsenal who's boss by winning when they were missing Ødegaard!I believe the score was 0-1? Look familiar?
>>144517678now we can rest assured that we're a much better team than tottenham since they won 2-1 against the might coventry
>>144517678they got mentally buck broken and that's why they struggled vs a rugby club
>>144517157Spurs were absolute shit against us. They couldn't even overrun a central midfield of Jorginho and Partey. Partey was great when we beat Spurs 3-2 earlier this year but he was poor on Sunday. Maddison created nothing. Didn't even notice Kulusevski was playing. And Bentancur couldn't get involved. I'm not going to pretend Arsenal were great but Spurs midfield didn't dominate or create anything.
>those saliba quotes about training to be the best cb in the world and wanting to win trophiesPost yfw madrid buy him in january
In Odegaard absence this is what we will see: Rice will always play 'at least' box to box. He will play more as an 8. His attacking role in the side will grow. Havertz, Trossard will both rotate as 10 but neither one will claim it. They will rotate even within games. Jorginho and Partey will get a lot of games between them - regularly they will both start. It would be ideal if one started and one was benched but I think that's unlikely.Nwaneri will get minutes and close games out - I won't even be surprised to see him start Vs Atalanta. But he will not be a regular prem starter. Jesus is still unlikely to start games as a striker, but this situation might force Arteta into giving him more starts. Zinchenko as well despite being Ukraine starting CM I think will never get a start there. Personally I'd like to see Sterling get a run of games starting as 10 after the City match. I know we will lose a lot of Odegaard work rate pressing short 1-2's and passing triangles. But Sterling whole game is about finding ways direct into the final third whether it's from LW RW or 10.Think Arteta should be brave. Start Calafiori left back and push Timber into DM. We lose too much athleticism with Partey and Jorginho in cm. But he won't put Timber DM because he wants to keep the back 5 rock solid
>cala slapping martinelli in trainingBased as fuck
Tbf a player like odegaard is incredibly hard to find a L4L for
>>144520089A half dead degroin came back from a long term injury last season and had more goal involvements than this failed wonderkid you keep sucking off
at least we can enjoy this season without pressure because it’s ending on Sunday.
>>144519962Owarida
>>144520141>statpadding four assists to Haaland in the FA Cup against BirminghamL M A O
>>144519990>midfielder injured>the manager should play this defender as a DMEvery time. The closest you'll get is a very negative 5 at the back.
>>144519962It'll be a record sale next Summer if they win fuck all or the Summer after if they do win something and for a fee significantly less than he's worth.
we are losing tomorrowit's going to be like the Lens away fixture last season. not going to even show up
>>144522559Would be a pretty monumental failure not to finish in the top 24, but getting 8th or better might be hard. The hardest CL games on paper are in the first 4 games at least.
What happens firstArsenal wins the EPL or me getting a GF
>>144523090I believe in you.
>>144520026Wait til you realize Martinelli is older than Calafiori
>[Jeorge Bird] Jack Porter, Salah-Eddine and Jimi Gower travel with Arsenal first-team for Atalanta gamebench status: extra dire
>>144524350>Porter has made six appearances for the under-18 team, conceding 12 goals and keeping one clean sheetstatus: hyper dire
i'm thinking an easy 3-0 pump with saka on bench
>>144525664>easy game >Saka on the bench both ain’t happening chief
>>144525681>>Saka on the benchyou're righti'm expecting either jorginho or partey off, preferably both
Surely this has to be Arteta's final chance. 3 strikes and you're out. If we fail to win for the third time in a row, then you have to go I'm afraid, or at least moved to a different role.
>>144523090you getting a gf, panama vrowith 115 fc and howard webb at the wheel, all these injuries mean we will probably be at most top 3 this season
>>144515180>Consultant Tomáš Rosický here, can you point to where it hurts
>>144525724I doubt it, especially if Arsenal finish second again behind City. The reasoning they'll probably have is because City is such a juggernaut currently, and Arsenal have been very close then they'll keep him on. The atmosphere and mood at the club is obviously the best its been in a long time, so bringing in someone new will be a big risk.
If arteta gets more points than last year he stays
>Hustle all those years to play in the UCL only to play on Thursdays again
>>144515026>Scandinavian Tomiyasu
>>144525724He already got extended last week, la.It's over (for us, not for him).
14 year old Max Downman scored in UEFA Youth League G O A TOAT
>Trossard’s dad is refereeing the matchIt’s already in the bag
>>144525724You say that as if Man City are a normal club that we should be able to compete with easily. Gaining more points than Guardiola’s City over a 38 game season is literally the most difficult task in the history of sports. You have to be godlike to do it.
>>144527628Richest club in the world, financial cheats, have the referees on their side, best coach in the history of the sport, small club so they have no rivalries and mid table/relegation clubs don’t mind losing to them, they’re everybody’s 2nd favorite team because it’s better that City wins the trophy than if Arsenal or Liverpool do (because once again City have no history or rivalries so “if City wins a trophy, it’s like no one does”).This is the perfect storm of advantages, it’s unreal.
>>144527719Are there any concrete things that have come fromThe hearing or is it more of the same they could this they could that and then appeal this and unprecedented here and there. I hate it when they release the same 8 min video and have no news but endlessly talk about the same stuff instead of having actual stuff that came from the hearings.
>>144528360They'll get fined at the absolute worst.
>>144528483>0 (zero) rotation>arsenal u21 bench>jesus and rice over trossard and little george
>>144528483>Havertz midfieldHahahahaha I fucking knew it
>>144528483LGTSS>david gaya>benjamin shite>william sali baba>kwabriel>jurrien whimper>thomas shartey>shekelen price>kai haven'tz>buckbroken spacker>paul blartinelli: ball flop>crapreil gaysus>subs: spaghetto, wack porter, jakub weeweeor, riccardo calafraudi, miles poois-smelly, poorginho, salah-eddine ooh lad muh hand, dimmy gower, raheem peseta, ethan nwankeri, leandro drossard, nathan buttfuck-oyedeji
>>144528483Grim>>144528492>u21 venchGrimmer>>144528531>>Havertz midfieldGrimmest
>>144528360The talk is they can be banned from all European (international) competitions on top of getting banned from any and all domestic cups and the league (effectively dissolving the club as a result innit), but as mentioned in >>144528408 a fine of ONE MILLION DOLLAR should be enough.
>Jesus is the captainarteta out.
J U S T UST
>>144528641The best and only fair punishment is to give them a 20 point deduction for the next decade or so, ensuring they can’t win the league or qualify for CL.
>>144528662You do mean -20 points every season for a decade, right?Anyway, I believe the "fair and just" punishment would be dissolving the club and selling all their assets off, as well as some sort of systemic solution applicable to every sportwashing billionaire club owner so they could not fix their books in order to buy success anymore (looking at you Boehly), simple as.
>>144528408>>144528641No what I meant has there been any actual information that has come from the hearing like them having sponsors who only have a PO Box which journos (if there are still left in the world) can go and verify or like you guys just rehashing what could happen. Which we have known since the charges were announced. I know the hearing is closed from media at the venue but surely something must come out.
you're not winning
Why not rest timbers knee and give calafiori a start? He knows atalanta through and through
>>144528483First Jesus start this season? Make it count lad
>>144529054Like how Fabio knew Sporting through and through? That game is still traumatising.
>>144529054beats me
lads, not feeling too good about the game, thankfully I’m trapped at the Brunner Wiesn (Oktoberfest copy cat) with tons of beer and current the only living half of Milli Vanilli & David Hasselhoff as the main act.
>you now remember Sead Kolasinac
I believe in his father.
why would any club ever get that Lete sponsor? especially ones with a blue kittotally ruins the whole aesthetic having a bright red logo placed very high upnapoli kits sucked for like 12 years because of it
>>144529166File him in the try to forget category
>>144528835Why are anglo "men" such sluts for negru?They only offer them the finest british roses and comfort, while deano lives in his cuckshed.
>kolasinache's gonna score, isn't he?
>>144529166I just saw their lineup and remember my brother who is a Chelsea plastic raving about Zapacosta who I had never heard of before or since. >ynr Kola chasing away London knife gangbangers
>>144529099Vieira is a weak pussy bitch. Calafiori is a strongmind chad
Got Martin Tyler commentating my feed. How much longer can he go for? fuck me
how many injuries today lads
>muh heritage be both basque and bergamasque + muttedwhy are my people good at organizing/managing? football
COME ON MY ARSE
>jesus offside 30 seconds inoh boy i did not miss him
>robert of savage
>>144529276
>shartey
>>144529246This is supposedly “his” competition la, if he can’t score here, he’s useless
Who is that black guy who played for Chelsea who looks like his eyes are always closed, he is on the bench for Atalanta
excuse me, but who’s scoring the goals?
>shartinelli ball to no one
Kai is an enigma
>haven'tz
>>144529305cuadrado innit
>>144529335so what you're saying is we need a gay autist to unlock him then
>>144529305John William Square
>fartinelliHow the fuck did we fail to buy a LW replacement for him? Just criminal from Arteta
>kolasinackek what
>>144529341Yes thanks, man a lot of these guys come to the PL and are hyped up and then you find them on the bench of a random Italian side.
>>144529166
>>144529398this thread used to unironically rate him
>>144529398He was a pretty big part of Juve's squad for a while from what I recall. Didn't even know he left Juve in fact.
their keeper is cech tier with his feet
>>144529421Which one, Hein or Ederson?
>>144529443the wella keeper
saka doesn't get those fouls in prem lol
We're actually all over them. They can't seem to handle the movement around the box. Need to take advantage before they grow into the game.
>>144529459trossards big brother is the ref
ffs
>13 mins vs Italian panini bakers >no goalsARTETTTTTTAAAAAA
oooosh nice fk
THAT WAS CLOSE
HOLY SHIT that was close. When was the last time >we scored a direct free kick btw? Feels like it's been a while.
good effort
>not scoring against italian shampoo makersdecent free kick though
>Kolasinac vs Sakaoh.
>>144529402>>144529420Oh yeah he played with Donaldo but I seriously can’t recall him at Chelsea or that /arse/ rated him whilst there.
Jesus ain't it. See if some Saudis are interested.
>havertzthe patrick vieira replacement
>>144529398he's like 39 years old. he was quality as fuck but it didn't work at chelsea like it doesn't for three quarters of their signings
Trossard scores that
>Shartinelli
>shartinelli
>farty marty
>shartinelliJust bin this useless cunt off
Every single time I see Kolasinac I get whiplash. So not used to seeing him.
>ben white cheekily walking 20m forward on every throw inI'd hate him if I wasn't an Arsenal supporter
>>144529584Arteta will 100% keep him next season. Absolutetly no chance on earth we cash in on him any time soon
can >we pls sell Martinelli to Spain or somewhere next summer ffs.
but he contributes so much defensively though
>>144529622He even makes me seethe sometimesCan’t imagine what other teams feel
>jay zoos
First >we need to get rid of the Gabriel that's even worse than Martinelli and that's Jesus. Holy fuck man.
>>144529552Fair enough but the point is a lot of guys get hyped and then they fade spectacularly see Zapacosta and what is that other guy Bakayoko, like the moment he signs for Chelsea he is labelled a world beater and now he is probably playing in the baguette league. If /arse/ rated caudrado I’ll accept it even though I can’t recall it. I tend to remember the guys we absolutely despised (Flopsa) than the ones who were never going to play for us and were rated.
This Ederson mong is certainly a character.
>it's an Arsenal have no shots on goal episode
>>144529631Would you take Rashford over Martinelli?
>>144529679we've got two
should’ve started sterlel
>>144529658cuadrado at the world cup in 2014 was utterly world class, i don't remember what /arse/ thought about him but the consensus on /sp/ was that he was goat
>shartinelli's first touchman's cooked.
>>144529679Already had 2 on target in like the first 12 minutes.
>only scoreless game >everyone at the table looking at me like I’m some kind of freak cause I’m watching Arsenal on my phone while everyone is dancingpls score Arsenal
martinelli should be subbed off for raheem shillings
>>144529622Ben White being a menace to GKs every set piece would make me nuclear if it is done to Raya
We've been pretty good, not sure why the commentators are saying we haven't created anything
raheem penny in for fartinelli
>>144529712>Bologna vs Shaktar>City vs Inter>This gameSeems like an Italian thing really.
Mental how this Atalanta team annihilated Liverpool last season
>raheem farthing>raheem halfpenny>raheem three farthings>raheem penny>raheem tuppence>raheem thruppence>raheem groat>raheem sixpence>raheem shilling>raheem florin>raheem crown>raheem quid>raheem guinea>raheem sterling
>>144529699>ynr us getting soup man after the World Cup
>"the roma captain in support">arsenal are playing atalanta
sloppy from goober
144529791The sheer irony of posting that in an Arsenal general is too funny.
straight up shit from jesus
GET THESE FUCKING GABRIELS OUT OF MY TEAAAAMexcept you know who
>gabriel jaysous
>JesusSeriously, this stupid fucking cunt needs to go like, today. In the next fucking minute preferably.
kwabbed
>jesus
>>144529863BUCKBREAKINGGENERAL
>Declan Scheisse
Gen z boss and a mini
was saka just an ode babby all along
>>144529901>SakaThis whole team you mean
We ain’t winning shit this year bros
Jesus doesn't even know where the ball is half the time
Jesus...
>Rice>Fartinelli>JesusAll offer NOTHING Sign some fucking attackers ffs
Why isn't Odeshart playing?
The forward passing has been complete shit today
>>144529948Not helped by Jesus wasting the occasional good ones.
Boring game. Both teams look leggy.
>>144529943Damaged ankle ligaments. Out 2 months
Atalanta are playing better than spurs did lmaoooooo. Actually pathetic.
For the love of fucking everything that is holy, get rid of Jesus NOW
feel bad that sead has gotten clobbered like twice nowbut to be fair he's had it coming for those 5 years at arsenal
CAN ARSENAL PLS SCORE A GOAL HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Kolasinac looking much more composed than he did at Arsenal.
How many times are they going to simply lose the ball in the final third?
Making jesus the captain is just taking the piss
Oh, and I've only just noticed that Jesus gave up that hairstyle after just one fucking game lmao. Blanco dying his hair white vibes
Again ffs
Why isn't Trossard playing? I'd be absolutely seething if I were him, seeing a street painter and an elbow merchant starting ahead of him
It’s another pecho frios in Europe episode
>the shartey-shartinelli disconnection
So this is the power of Gabriel Jejum… I kneel
>arsenal in europe...away under sharteta Just watch the highlights like any sane person
>>144530033Maybe when he was googling our opponents he came across this and got a change of heart?
>>144530050This is the sort of game that sees Trossard come off the bench to great effect.
partey just cant play a through pass for the life of him, always turning around
>>144530050Drossard is terrible when he starts
Is this was it was like for chelshit fans watching Mourinho teams?
One of the most boring halves of football I've ever had the misfortune to watch.
>>144530050How can he play when he’s busy refereeing, you daft cunt
Gabi Jesus to MLS next summer. you heard it here FIRST
gonna lose this one, ain’t >we ?
Watchig gabriel j play almosts make me wish we didn’t sell nketiah
>>144530117no
>>144530076He can't. He worked really well when his only job was to win the ball or dribble past the first press and pass it on to Xhaka (who then made the forward pass). Rice is not giving him that and neither is Havertz. I hope Merino can pass the ball.
Partey is so unbelievably shit. If he doesn't get pulled at the half Arteta needs to be sacked. Can't be bothered with second balls 5 yards away from him, can't weight a pass, giving the ball away constantly. Give me Nwaneri
Arsenal's football is so fucking boring. It's like a more expensive Stoke
>>144530125swede anon PLS this game has a late Atlanteans winners written all over *blubb*
>>144530121Watching gabriel j play almosts make me wish I was blind. And just imagine, Sterlel is ready on the bench TO DO THE EXACT SAME FUCKING THING AS JESUS.
>expecting an away game against an Italian team to be excitingLmao
Thanks for selling nketiah you fucking useless cone placer
>>144530179Yup, when he came on last time and dribbled against 5 players in the box and lost the ball I truly realised….IT’S OVER
>>144530179Trust the process guys it's going to bang any minute now
>>144530214highly dubious post
We've genuinely not played well once this season.
Why you hiding in here then, Arse bandits?
>>144530237What was really funny about that was Sterlel doing that and then like 5 minutes later Jesus doing the exact same thing but nowhere near the box and against only like 3 players. It would have been annoying if it wasn't just so absurd.
>>144530200>https://youtu.be/czFBu4n06kQ?si=ebNj0lL-TiWnhnqi
Could've got Gyokeres instead of Havertz and we'd have been golden. Now we have Havertz, Martinelli, Jesus, and Sterling who will collectively score 1 goal in 400 chances
>Jesus still inkill me
>>144530256waiting for u
>odeurfraud babbys
>>144530260Already got the next window planned:>attacker>midfielderOr wait was this this season? Or the one last year? Should probably get another LB when we’re at it
>>144530108>referee>send off Havertz for being a shithousing cunt>start next European game
>>144530295Coulda had both. Sesko next summer and he'll be better than both.
>@2.37 arsenal winey im winning here
>>144530295>white player in 2024hmmmm sweetie, stop being a racist chud, antisemitism will never be allowed at arsenal, support Havertz
>tfw 23th in the group anons I don’t feel so good
I don’t want swedes or danes in my teamSimple as
That Kolasinac fella looks decent. Don't Arsenal need a new LB?
fuck pen for atalanta
>rapey
PEN>>144530315Silly anon. First >we need to alienate Raya and get a new starting goalkeeper in. THEN >we go for the LBs.
BENULDY
>
it's over
GET THIS RAPIST TO SAUDI RIGHT NOW
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>fartey
lmao fuck off Partey
lollmao
>Leaving Partey 1on1 without backupSmart defensive move
VAR SAVE ME
Low IQ
Well, that was a waste of about 2 minutes.
SHARTETA OUT
ITS OVER
RayGOD
OH FUCK WHAT A SAVE
Bumsdale in the mud
GODYA
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WHAT A SAVE
LOL LMAO
GOD LIKE YOU NOW REMEMBER THE RETARDED INDIAN LMAO
BALL DON’T LIE
BUMSDALE COULD NEVERRAYAGOOOOOD
>people actually wanted Ramsdale to stay as Arsenal’s number one kek, Raya forever
ABSOLUTE MAGIC
>>144530462I WAS RAYA IN FROM DAY 1 >inb4 howler
>bumsdale>lelno>shartinez
Where the fuck is IndiaBRING ME INDIA
Save aside, how the fuck is that even a penalty? Why are we getting refballed in Europe too?
>Almunia>Cech>RamsdaleNever felt so comfortable in goal watching arse desu
Bumsdalefags on suicide watch
RAMDOG WOULD NEVER
>>144530506The foul started outside the box but inside Partey's leg might have made contact. Don't know if it did or not but clearly VAR looked at every single pixel to deem that he did.
>>144530498died in a pool of his own shit
>>144530509Best keeper we've had since Seaman. Even Jens was an error prone shitter.
>>144530506That was an obvious penalty. Partey tripped on his heels. Not that Saka would have gotten it if it was in the premier league though.
>>144530506Very soft. Should have been a free kick right outside the box where the contact began.
Just saw a replay of the “foul”, how was that a penalty but Neuer running into Saka wasn’t?
ALALALALLALAAHAHAHALALALALAL.........BAAAOALALALAALAAAAA
can …. >we pls win that game now …. pls
I don't think I can watch much more of Jesus lads...
>>144530563Or Partey, for that matter.
>>144530563sounds like blasphemy in ireland
need trossard in
finally
time for BOSSARD
>>144530563>>144530576OH BABY>>144530578You can understand why I sound so pained.
>trossard onEasy
it's time.
wait, isn't the ref woman holding the timer the famous ref?
Well at least Farteta has taken the two worst players on the pitch off. Hopefully Shartinelli will follow soon.
is inter away gonna be worse than this?
You know they've been absolutely fucking horrendous when Arteta takes them off without having conceded or scored a goal AND it hadn't even been 60 minutes.
>>144530636yes
>>144530596Bet you can’t watch more of us scoring either eh?
>Drossard
>>144530663It was never gonna happen with the way Jesus was acting so I guess yes?
Imagine Ramsdale watching that lol
Martinelli sisters, I’m beginning to lose faith
gasperini looks like a dirty uncle running around the cote d'azur in speedos hitting on girls that are 30 years younger
>Drossard again withing 10 secondsNothing changed by subbing Jesus...
>>144530702I think he mistakenly thought that you were shitizen even though it is quite clear who you are, even during this match.
>little george
>>144512977zesty
>>144530698Oh no, some fucking clueless twat is going to screenshot Jesus' twitchy arm to pretend like he knew where the penalty was going and was giving Raya a tip.>>144530729Yeah, I got that feeling too. Shitizen has been posting though, so I guess it's understandable.
>>144530729No? Meds
cuadrado still goated
any updates on the trossard scoring off the bench situation?
Was the plan for the second half to just let them have the ball? Felt like >we were a lot more involved with the ball in the first half.
>>144530781dis' glock hit like trossard off the bench, nigguh
this shit placed second in the prem? LMAO
>>144530698as good as it gets
Saka is injured
>>144530781He came on a bit earlier than what he's used to so he might need some time to warm up.
>voice of rio ferdinandWhy do they do this
Reminder that kwabriel gaysus scored 33% of all his league goals for us within the first two months of his first season.
>>144530847the honeymoon period
>>144530847That is probably the only period since he signed where he wasn't constantly injured.
>spaghetti bologhnese and raheem penny coming on
>>144530847>>144530860he clearly got permakwabbed by that knee injurysuch a massive massive shame because he was absolute quality before the WC
>saka outhe's injured, isn't he
>>144530876I don't think he was even properly fit.
>>144530876no
Balogun just scored vs Barcelona
Think I'd take a point now
>>144530876save for weekend>>144530847all the ex man city fags need to fuck off pronto
>>144530897good. fuck uefalona
>>144530873Everytime he shows glimpses of quality he gets injured again.
cuadrado so dangerous
This bum Sterling is gonna score.
>fartismelly
martinelli has to stop running tiptoe
>>144530894Wasn’t he playing with an injury the entire last seasonGET THIS MARTINELLI PRICK OUT RIGHT NOW
>SHARTINELLI
>CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI >CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI >CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI >CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI >CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI >CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI >CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI >CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI >CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI >CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI >CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI >CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI >CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI >CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI >CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI >CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI >CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI >CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI >CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI >CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI >CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI >CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI >CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI >CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI >CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI >CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI >CRAPRIEL SHARTINELLI
Sell Martinelli next summer, it’s over
>>144530897i check the scoresheet and his name isn't on it?it's george something
lmao
>arroz
>Priceew
this is gonna be a real slog of a few months without poodefart
Clown game, I’m sensing a last minute dagger like 0-1 Porto away last season
>farteta without Odegaard
Mr Ödegaard, I humbly apologise.
Trossard must have lost possession more times than Jesus (even though he played 20 minutes compared to Jesus 57). If he wasn't such a deadly finisher his name would be Reiss Nelson.
Holy shit arsenal are playing like ass
I’ve had enough, sell Martinelli in January, didn’t square up to Saka the last time, didn’t score now, unacceptable.
calafraudi should have started
>calafiori charging forwardVery nice
how are we supposed to win games without big Ø?
havertz is barely making runs
Cauliflower looking spicy desu
Arsenal regressed. Sad state of affairs but hardly surprising
BORINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>144531056Unleash Nwaneri
Every forward pass in the final third has been complete shit today
>passing to the shadows of Ödegaard and Saka
we should put zinchenko in the odegaard role and see what happens
>>144531096he didn't even bother do to that during pre-seasonhe's not going to do it in league cup games either
sterling is slow af
>>144531096i know what gonna happen. we concede more goals
>>144531007Stoke used to manage to have shots on goal.
>Trossard again
These passes are atrocious
>>144531096>>144531102and the kicker is that he's injured, as well
>>144531102maybe he'll do it if i send him death threats
Should have got Lookman instead of Sterlel desu.
>>144531108his legs are the equivalent of 34 years old i'd say
give Sterlel your energy /arse/
what a shockingly bad game this has beenraya's saves and then nothing
first leg porto vibes anyone? haha
>>144531205absolutely notthat game was full of diving portuguese cunts with an enabling referee
Holy fuck just end it
>old man shilling
>>144531205Not really similar at all.
sterling is so fuckin shit
>>144531228>>144531246i specifically meant the part where we lost it in injury time
>Sterlel: "throw me the ball">White: "no">Sterlel: "throw me the ball">White: "ok, fine">Sterlel: *loses the ball*
Worst performance of the season for sure
Boring ahh game
tired performance
god that was fucking SHIT
gonna lose vs PSG a 100% if >we play anything like that.
Hot take, this still would’ve ended 0-0 even if Odegaard was available
Clean sheet :]
Absolute fucking slop. Arteta out, we've been shit in every game this season.
raya motm, absolutely incredible saves. to think there were people defending ramshite.
defensivly very good as usual, but absolutetly atrocius in the midfield and attack. Passes are shit and going to much back, instead of pushing forward! Calafiori was a good and much needed subsitute, even though timber wasn’t bad.Actually good decision by arteta. Still, jesus and martinelli has to take much of the blame here. Our left side should be way more creative and involved since we’re missing ode.Also, fuck the ref for blowing there
at least the cunts at barca is losing vs monaco>>144531350indian on suicide watch
arsenal has not performed well this seasongenuinely fear a late wenger-esque thumping on sunday
KWABget fucked redditsenal
another bitch performance in european compthe result itself could be worse but the mentality is still weakshartinelli is trash
At the end of the day, a draw isn’t the end of the world here, but we should’ve been threatening way more for 2 extra points.
David De Raya man of the match but Fellainivertz invisible
>>144531403he tracked back and did stuffhe needs service from serviceguard
is inaki cana, dare i say it, a genius?
Need to score at the ethiadCannot bear to score 1 goal every third game
>>144531403It never amazes me how people mention Havertz after such a performance. There where at least 6 people worse on the pitch and yet retards like you still only mention Havertz (and don’t act like this is the first time you do this either)
sunday will be a 0-0 semen slurper
City are gonna SMASH us
>assna humiliation on November 6thWe will be there
>>144531492You should know better than to take Shitizen seriously by now lad.
>>144531492Fellainivertz*Good for winning scrappy headers and taking chunks out of defenders with his elbows but useless if you want to play football
I'll be shocked if it's anything but 0-0 on sunday
>>144531557>>144531591both me btw
>>144531618Literally every single person can tell who you are Shitizen.
>>144531492You shouldn't be amazed by this. People don't judge players on how good they are playing but how much they like them. If they don't like a player they expect them to succeed in every single situation and if they like the player they are happy if he succeeds a few times during the game. It has been like this for as long as I've been here.
>>144531492>having a pet shitter kek
>>144531635Then why do you keep calling me Shitizen?
>PSG (H)>Shakhtar Donetsk (H)>Inter Milan (A)>Sporting CP (A)>Monaco (H)>Dinamo Zagreb (H)>Girona (A)Realistically that was probably our second hardest match in the CL league phase after Inter away, maybe tied with PSG at home. A draw isn't a terrible result tonight.
>>144531746Wins against watap, monaco zagreb and griona. Rest don't matter. That's enough to get into the knockout and probably enough for top 8. This format is literally the worst parts about NFL and old CL setup combined into one retarded format that euros are too retarded to understand.
>>144532127I don't know if league standings are used to seed the bracket for the whole knockout phase, or whether they will just randomly draw the top 8 vs the 8 play-off winners after the league phase. But if it's the former then ranking as highly as possible could benefit us rather than just settling for 8th only, since it theoretically means we have an easier run to the final. Also our tougher fixtures are mostly front-loaded in our schedule, so the chances are we may find ourselves playing catchup rather than being able to get points on the board early and then relax.
>>144532208They are seeded. So finishing as high as possible is a priority yes. But this game, away to inter and home to pissg are all in the first 4 games. Would be nice to bank points early but this is a good result. The knockout round is arguably a given but top 8 is going to require winning against all the shitters and getting draws like this.
>>144532208>>144532340You're both thinking too much, I just want my 8th place trophy
>>144532368>play the highest ranked knockout teamI'm fine with this. Gonna require what I said to attain it tho.
>>144531615Have given up hope for this season overall but a point at Etihad is a great result. Already got 6 points from Villa and Tottenham away, only Anfield remains as the toughest premier league away trips (maybe St James Park too)
Shame the performance sounds a bit crappy, but I'd have taken a draw if you'd offered it before the game. Europe is all about making sure you win your home games and don't lose when you're away.
I can only assume that, two summers ago, Arsenal were faced with making a choice between keeping Partey and keeping Xhaka. They chose Partey, which is understandable considering his form at the time, but it undoubtedly turned out to be a mistake. Oh well.
>>144532368I thought you said you were gonna go to today’s match? What happened? Are you at least gonna go to the Inter match?
Daily reminder to not waste your time watching shartetaball. Just catch the highlights when taking a shit
>>144536096Xhaka wanted a 5 year contract and they got a good fee.
>>144531746looks like >we have to play those two extra qualifying games after all.
>>144536096Xhaka needed to go Enough with the nostalgia
>>144539844WWLLWWW
At least we're not Barcelona
>>144540083Arse won't lose
Obviously hiding powerlevel trying to get through the game with no injuries and playing for a draw, lucky with raya saving our arse though
>>144536140I tried mate but they sold out to 0 points ST holders, so I was literally next. Really really close.Yeah Inter I'm going to, 100%. Very little chance that I'll find an away ticket but this time I don't care, I'll get one in the home section fuck it. I already put an alert that sends me an email as soon as they're available on their website.
Next two transfer windows will be interesting:2 midfielders, left winger and a striker, all of starting quality. That's 300m. DM in january is a must, who do you think they can get?
>>144540818Oh, and they will also return for that Spanish GK.
>>144540776it's not like they gonna murder you or anything
>>144540878Nah I'll be fine, I'll be quiet and plan to find a ticket in the stands, nowhere near their ultras. Takes a lot of the fun away but such is life as a 0 away points virgin.
Martinelli's last goal contribution was in march in a 6-0 against Sheffield United. Jesus had some assists, but his last goal was in january. These guys are 1/3 of Arsenal attack.
>>144540968I’d say start Trossard, at least he might contribute something even as a starter, if it doesn’t work out get Sterlel on. Martinelli should be dead last in the pecking order.
shudda bought vlahovic, edu!
>>144541032>get Sterlel onno city agents against city, please
>Raya
>>144536096No one wanted a rapist.
>>144539906ThisXhaka was an obvious weakpoint in that team. It was good business for everyone involved.
might miss Sunday’s game too so blame is on me if >we don’t win, lads.
Partey is like 70% finished as a player. He’s running on the last bit of fuel he has left.
>>144530755Say what you will, but someone did know. Raya was at the bench just prior to the pen.>>144531492How many of them cost 60 million, have the highest weekly pay (allegedly) and stink up the whole formation playing in a position they were supposedly bought to play on? Haven'tz is an easy target.That being said, however, I believe some of that should go to Farteta for being a stubborn dickhead.>>144540818>implying it's not going to be no one (sans some academy kids) in January and a new goalie in the summer with a whole lotta talk about how Arse are so smart to not go onto a spending spree and how all you need to do is trust the process and just wait 300 years for the next trophyWhat happens if they don't extend Big Gab's contract, how long does he have left? What about Saliba? Saka?IMO more interesting transfer window is going to be the 2026 summer one.>>144545521I'm blaming it on you regardless of the result.
>saves up his goal karma for Sunday
>>144546493Contraxt extension on the line la
We need to talk about the shartinelli problem. What happened to him? Did the Space Jame villains steal his talent?
>>144547068got gf -> turn to shitwives are different
>>144547068Needs a Havertz-stye pity penalty to get his confidence back.That said, I guarantee he starts on Sunday. He may be fluffing his lines in front of goal, but his defensive works against top teams is vital.
>>144547068>We need to talk about the shartinelli problem. Lets talk about the sucka problem instead. The team is build around sucka, so everything comes from his side. Gibraltargaard not being here has really exposed how much mediocre he is. Can't take on his man, can't dribble, zero technicality. But somehow he gets a pass because he's a failend yute
Just rewatched >our UCL match. Martinelli is finished guys.
>>144547589when they gave him that pen it decided his fatehad he missed his career was overyou know what we should do the same for nelli
Apparently, Gyokeres' clause is still active in the first half of january. So i'll cope that Arsenal saved some money in the summer to see how Gyokeres works in CL with Sporting, to then activate his clause in january if he's a real deal.
>>144547659>talking shit about the guy who created literally every goal we have scored this seasonISHYGDDT
Shartetaball is going to click this sunday...surely
>>144512977I won tickets to the Carabao cup match against Bolton. Are League cup matches worth going to or shall I skip it? I've already paid, I guess, but I don't really want to go if the stadium is mostly empty.
>>144551522>he doesn’t want to see NwaneGOAT and Mulder Lewis Scully in the fleshKys casual
>>144551522If you actually support Arsenal then you may as well go. But if you won the tickets randomly then meh.
>>144552780>If you actually support Arsenal then you may as well go fuck yourselfFixed
Why does this fag club still not start calafiori?
>>144553264He was injured.
>Szczesny status>forgotten
>>144554132That's nonsense and you know it. It was minor trauma injury and he was fit even for the match against spurs
>dreamt that >we lost 4-3 to United in the CLwhat does it mean ?
>>144557575>United>CLClearly you’re losing your mind
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