Forced Tank edition>NewsHarbaugh: Herbert 'working through' ankle injury, expects QB to play WK 3Dolphins placing QB Tagovailoa (concussion) on injured reserveRookie QBs set record with zero TD passes on 196 attemptsBrowns' Njoku (ankle) unlikely to play vs. GiantsPanthers sign TE
>>144514415My Steelers :)
>>144514423Will get bootyblasted by Dobbins
Saints and Vikings, one fraud, two frauds, or no frauds?
>>144514448Saints are real, Vikes are frauds.
>>144514415>Mahomes is 14th in passing yards, has 3td's and 3 picks and would be 1-1 if it weren't for refballtruly a level of greatness we have never seen before
Remember when Sam LaPorta was going to be the next Travis Kelce? How's that working out for y'all?
random thought but the way bahamas anon disappear after a loss is hilariousnormally people take 1 day off and its back to shitposting but bro takes several weeks
>>144514455>Refball
>>144514473He's on IR
Raiders are about to get a gut punch by a fired up ballclub.
>>144514473he shouldn't have hitched his wagon to a guy with a noodle arm and an eggshell skull
tick tock shitriots
Raiders are my favorite team
Why isn't Brady's name on this list?
gayleb squilliams
>>144514497Dalton won't miss that easy shit but they'll lose anyways
>>144514504>steve youngBased
>>144514504average quarterbacks are not included
>>144514452Saints have a really tough schedule. If they can make it past Bucs with a winning record, I'll be happy. I am encouraged because Dennis Allen is a great defensive mind and Kubiak is a great playcaller so far, so that's a solid foundation to get the most out of the team. Pete Carmichael's abysmal playcalling held them back quite a bit last year.
>>144514505projected by whomst?
>>144514531everything depends on Carr not turning back into a pumpkin
>>144514531i hope they go back to earth by the time they face my chiefs
>>144514505>Rams with a winning record>Miss the playoffsTruly the worst of both worlds
>>144514456Jamo is taking all his targets
>>144514546So far, he's only being asked to throw less than 20 times a game.
>>144514455>refball
>>144514531>next 4 weeks eagles-falcons-chiefs-bucs wow guess we'll find out if they are frauds sooner than later
This graph measure defense babies. >Brady, Allen, LamemeThe usual suspects.
didn't think i'd ever see mahomes be carried by his defense yet here we are.. two season in a row of it.
>>144514563Wow it's harder to score outside in the cold and wind and easier when it's inside
>>144514455It's week 2. Chiefs season doesn't really start until January. They can't be arsed to take the regular season seriously.
>>144514569Sorry. I meant carried by the refs
>>144514531in what world is that a "tough schedule" how many more auto-W layups do you want? oh no you might have to play a handful of +.500 teams? who doesn't?
>>144514567
>>144514569>>144514580>>144514455He had one bad season in 2023. In 2022 he led the league in yards and TDs. But let's talk about that bad 2023 season. His passer rating is tied with Brady's best for his first 6 seasons and he had more passing yards than anything Brady had. As for the playoffs, he had a 100.3 passer rating which Brady has only did better 3 times out of the 20 playoff runs. Oh btw, did I mention he had the hardest schedule based off of DVOA and set the all time record of most consecutive playoff games with no INTs. You're also forgetting he was the largest cap hit so the team couldn't afford any weapons. He became the first QB in history to win while being the largest cap hit. Brady went 10 years without winning a owl after becoming a top 8 cap hit lol.>But the eras are different!!!!This includes Brady's more recent playoff runs. Try again.
>>144514594Oh and I totally would
>>144514501Based
2024 iggles looking an awful lot like the 2023 chorgers atm
>>144514584>Cowboys>Falcons 2x>Bucs 2x>Eagles>Chiefs>Chargers>Rams>PackersWhat non-NFC South team has a tougher schedule? I'm waiting.
Well?
So are we just going to pretend like the Eagles fans didn't get upset over losing so they spammed interracial porn and all got banned?
>>144514621That offense is still effective. If they just ran the ball then we might not even be talking about them like we are right now.
>>144514631No because they always do that
>>144514563this needs to be tempered with how much the offense scored, if you are scoring a lot you are obv less of a defensive baby. For example I know the Bills avg 29 ppg game offence the last 4 years
why wasn't this pass interference
>>144514645They weren't playing the Chiefs
How are the Cardinals 3 point dogs against the Lions? They just blew the doors off of a team that the Lions needed several injuries and the luck of a coin flip to beat. Not to mention the Lions have no one who can stop their receivers.
>>144514541By yours truly. I predicted every game before the season based on home field advantage and roster matchup while taking bye weeks into account. I adjusted after seeing how the teams played in weeks 1 and 2 (ie took wins away from the browns after seeing how godawful they were against Dallas and added wins to the saints after seeing them demolish Dallas).
is it ogre for us, bros?
>>144514631it’s impossible to tell if dem boys weren’t false-flagging so i have to hold them both in contempt
>>144514621Nick Wright warned them to not give Jalen a long term deal. He pointed out that 2022 was a fluke.2020 Jalen was objectively bad2021 Jalen was objectively bad2022 Jalen was great2023 Jalen was bad2024 Jalen is bad
>>144514628the Buccs easily having 49ers and Ravens instead of Rams and Packersfor reference I'd look at say 49ers as being pretty brutal. almost all playoff teams sans Bears, Pats.
>>144514552I had them making the playoffs until they got manhandled by AZ.
>>144514645can't play through or over the receiver to get the ball, that db was side by side with the wr which means it's up for grabs
>>144514643>this needs to be tempered with how much the offense scoredIf your defense is getting takeaways and putting the QB in good field position then of course they'll score a lot of points.
>>144514650Bet $10k on Cards +3 and post the receipt.
>>144514567*DERP**DERP* *DERP* *DERP**DERP*
>>144514505How does philly end up with the first seed? Is there supposed to be a tie-breaker or common schedule thing?
Atlanta winning on Monnday makes their upcoming game against the Chiefs actually interesting
>>144514531>>144514562Eagles, Chiefs, and Buc defenses aren't setting the world on fire. Atl is currently middling.
>>144514658How is it over if it never even started lel
>>144514657Sounds like that takes a long time. You have the Bills going 7-7 after their easy win next week at home. I take it you dont have much faith in their new safeties and recievers?
>>144514670Well damn, that is a tough schedule. The NFC West is looking really good so far too.
>>144514658What is Payton going to do? He used Russel Wilson as the fall guy last season. He's out of excuses. He can't blame Bo Nix because that's the QB he choose.
>>144514666>Dik Poopshart>Gaylen>Sherbert>Lawrence>Burrow>Pooa>Watson>LamemeEight of the top 11 highest paid QBs are underperforming bigly. The other three are Goof, Love, and Kyler, and certainly all 3 of them could shit the bed this year. Based on this you'd be nuts to pay a guy like this, unless he literally led your team to an owl.
>>144514658yes
>>144514702Ah shit, I had them as the first seed but they dropped after losing to ATL and I forgot to change that. Guess I need more coffee
I could suck a mean log of shit out of Mahomes asshole
>>144514685I'm just saying it's a weird line after we've seen goof shit the bed for 2 weeks straight.
>>144514658Why does Sean Payton insist on running that complicated offense?
>>144514725just gonna delete the whole thing and try again when i wake up
Blo Dix lol
>>144514737>>144514725All good. Sleep well anon :)
>>144514703My Chiefs are going to booty blast that shit team. That was Mahomes birthday week so he was most likely getting wasted the night before, 4 TDs - 0 INTs. Chiefs 34-17. Screenshot this post.
>>144514677not if you don't have a good enough offense for it, good D's can still be a shit team
>>144514649that was my understanding as well, thanks
>>144514727We know Jackson
>>144514658no. you need to be patient. honestly, what did you really expect with that team? bo nix is the leading rusher, by a wide fucking margin. it was always going to be a tough season. cutting wilson was clearly the correct call as well.
>>144514744he’s not a 20 year old anon
>>144514733And then Bix Nood threw an endzone pick lmao
>>144514744Oh and i totally would
>Eight of the top 11 highest paid QBs are underperforming bigly.When are we finally going to realize defense has made a comeback and all QBs are struggling except for the ones with easy schedules.
>>144514732The line last week was even weirder. I should've dropped money on it but I'm a big puss when it comes to gambling.
>>144514744Michael Jordan gambled until 3am smoking cigars every night then put up 35 in a victory.
>>144514753>he’s not a 20 year old anonHe sure was acting like it last season. Even while the Chiefs were playing like complete shit I saw Kelce and Mahomes going to night clubs with Taylor Swift. His dad is an alcoholic so wouldn't' surprise me if he gets white girl wasted. Plus the beer gut.
>>144514714>What is Payton going to do?start making calls about a new career in broadcasting
For me, it’s sad Sean eating sushi while watching Zach Wilson fuck his milf of a wife
>Tuanigamanuolepola Donny Tagovailoa
>>144514763And it's not just that. A lot of these teams are paying WRs $25M+, so you have 1/4th of the cap devoted to two guys.
Hot Take: Sean Payton and Bo Nix are the least of the Broncos worries.
>>144514793kek
>>144514793>Tuaniga How did he get away with this?
>>144514805What we do know is that Broncos were better off before Russel or Payton joined them.
>[Raiders] And he’s just getting started. Congratulations to @CrosbyMaxx on being named the AFC Defensive Player of the Week! #RaiderNation
>>144514805corporate ownership should be outlawed and the Broncos need to be the precedent
I used to root against Brady almost every year I hate Mahomes 10x more than I ever hated Brady
>>144514833Elaborate
>>144514823Russ threw 26 TDs and 8 INTs last year. He was never the problem. He’s just an autist.
>>144514829well earned, Maxx is a beastthey should let him wear 83
>>144514813I wonder how cheerleaders got invented. When did mankind learn that scantily clad young girls had the ability to give energy to men.
>>144514774Yeah, giving the Bucs 7 when it was pretty much a guaranteed one score game one way or the other was easy money.
>>144514863women are natural simps without man’s interference
>>144514845
>>144514844what do you hate about him? The way he walks? The way the refs treat him? The way he's the casuall midwit favorite player and team? The way the swifties all piled on? I don't care about your answer I just wanted you to think about those things one more time for my amusement
>>144514848Those were fraudulent stats. Payton pulled him aside and said if you don't adjust your contract we're going to bench you. Wilson knew he wasn't going to be there for long so the one thing he could control to make himself more apealing to a new team was his TD to INT ratio. He took a shitload of sacks and played so cautious it cost his team games.
>>144514733>trick play creates plenty of space for nix to plant and drive>takes a running step up to throwhe is so ass lmao
>>144514763Name the top 5 defensive ends right now this season
>>144514915hendrickson, watt, crosby, hutchinson and there’s no 5th
WTF Eaglesbros, how did we lose?
>>144514829is he allowed to say the N word
>>144514932Barkley dropped the ball
>>144514666He played 3.5 games in 2020 with one of the worst eagles teams in decades. 2021 was average at best, 2022 was great, 2023 was good but the coordinators sucked.
>>144514943finally took off his durag for once
>>144514754damn look at this nigga's skin. what severe acne will do to a mf
>>144514848>muh TD:INT ratioYou're a dumb nigger who didn't even watch the games where Russel Wilson played. Every play was either him getting sacked (league leader btw) or chucking a miracle pass to Sutton
>>144514631>weYou've never seen your team in the NFCCG lol
>>144514913Another toddler thrower I'm fully confident would look the worse of the two of he were soft-tossing in a parking lot with a random drunk tailgater/beer league dad
>>144514953it's cheek shit too so that means he's probably a dirty faggot
>>144514931>no 5thGarrett?
>>144514954scrambling was a big part of Wilson's game and he doesn't have it anymorehe hasn't lost it quite as bad as Rodgers
>>144514645Because it was rigged
>>144514931TRANQUILL
>>144514974sure maybe i haven’t heard anything about his season since the browns are ass
>>144514931Bosa?
>>144514988wrong position>>144514997which one?
>>144514932They didn’t run the ball on third down, which could have give them 4th and short and go for the rush push for the win.
>>144515005Nick probably.
New to football, how do you even Scout or get "good o-linemen"? I figured it would be more of a strategy based fix with changing certain schemes, blocks, etc
>>144515042joey’s playing well too
why do teams pay WRs so much? they are the most replaceable guys on the team. Chiefs gave up Tyreek and then won two owls.
>>144515044Just get some corn fed brick shithouse like Joe Alt and let him do his thing
>>144514645
>mahomes played the worst game of his career>yet the Chiefs still wonThe rest of the league stands no chance. 17-0 is on the table.
>>144514932well guess what, it's about to get worse
>>144514931>no micah parsonsabsolutely retarded and stinky faggot alert.
>>144515086yeah he sure rekt the saints LMAO
>>144515097>t. casual and retarded faggot who loves dodging showersno argument made. concession accepted.
>>144515086Nigga got scheme'd on
>rating soiboi playerswin a playoff game first bums
>>144515104dodge this shower big guy *unzips dick*
Just need more time...
>>144515097>Hutch got 5 sacks so he's instantly top 5 nowThat would be like including Khalil Mack after his 6 sack game last year.
ITS UP
>>144515129it’s been 2 games there’s not that much to go on. mack did that in like week 8
I have 1,500 mods on Skyrim and play with a female character and she exclusively fucks orcs. Guess my NFL team?
>>144515157SKOL
>>144515157my broncos!
>>144515149Never heard of that country before or saw that flag.
>>144515157Easy, chiefs
>>144515152>My Cardinals lower than the 0-2 Ravens and Bengals
>>144515165what is it?
the kelce brothers are the most kino brother duo of all time. I love that mama kelce is getting screentime too
>>144515152Saints should be higher
>>144515149You guys have internet?!
Can we do something as a society about this constant suffering thing
>WHY AREN'T THESE PROFESSIONAL RANKINGS OVERREACTING TO EVERY GAME RESULT LIKE MY LAOTIAN CROQUET FORUM
>>144515152Buccs too high
>>144515177Can't be arsed to google it on a map. Northern Mirana Islands. Call me a dumb American if you want but I don't think that nation really exists. I've never heard of it before.
>>144515212You're fucking stupid dawg
>>144515173> week 2As a berds fan you know we're gonna have to do more than play the Bills close and BTFO of a injury riddled Rams team. The defence is mid at best but we can keep letting them sleep on Calamari and the offense.
>>144515190sort of lol
>>144515186I liked the bromance that the Chiefs and Eagles shared prior to the owl. Now we hate each other.
>>144515173they lost the first game in a close game on the road vs the Bills (#2 on that list), I don't get it either
>>144515217>You're fucking stupid dawgThe majority of anons never heard of that place. Stop gaslighting.
saints fans, what exactly was pete carmichael doing so wrong that kubiak managed to fix with minimal player personnel changes? i remember thinking carmichael was an underrated offensive mind a few years ago, even wanted him to interview for my team's hc job. thank god he didn't, apparently he was completely carried by brees and payton
>>144515239As a geography and history autist anyone who doesn't know about Tinian and Saipan and Guam are silly geese in my eyes
>>144515239I'm stupid but I don't take pride in being stupid
>>144515261I take pride in being retarded. We dem boys!
>>144515227what country are you from??? wtf
>>144515212it is literally commonwealth territory in the USA dude we are technically part of your silly little country
>>144515292>we
>>144515298
thats one cool ass flag my friend
>>144515292whats the most popular football team there?
>>144515307sounds like something someone who doesnt live on a beautiful tropical island would say
>>144515346i see a lot of steelers stuff actuallysteelers and dolphins
North Marianas look like if Florida and the Philippines did the fusion danceAnd in football related matters, who does /nfl/ have for TNF?It's Pats-Jets on a Thursday so it'll be completely unwatchable but I think NY will scrape past
>>144515399I got Rodgers winning it
>>144515307Calm down chud
the dolphins are retarded and they will continue being retarded
>>144515399My heart says the Pats will find a way through all the inevitable spaghetti.
>>144515432Pats aren't as dogshit as they were last season. Not great, but the Jets are 5x worse.
>>144515307>you are a shitskin subhuman that lives in a vassal state of the united states of america…we are not the sameamerica is the DEMONSTROBALY PROVABLE definition of a banana republic and the textbook definition of an actual vassal state for israel. pipe down you embarrassingly retarded piece of shit.
>>144515199This week last year half the board was>1. Dolphinsor >1. Dolphins>*power gap*and you could see the rage in their posts when argued otherwise
>>144515469it's jets vs PATRIOTS you clueless faggot.
>Danny Diapers
holy shit warming up cider makes it a completely different different drink
>>144515227>Northern Mariana Islandsayo wtf rare
>>144515424It does feel like the perfect kind of game for a Rodgers takes over episode. I’m calling this as the game he breaks the lack of a 300 yard game streak.
Best game this weekend? I’m going camping so I need to know which game to record
>>144515554cowboys ravens
>>144515432check the health of the Pats o-line.
>>144515554Eagles vs Saints or Ravens vs Cowboys
>>144515554These are the ones I would consider"1pm eagles saints or steeler chargers, according to what conference your team is in425pm, Lions on the road vs Cards, and good test for the lions, cards are under rated
>be living proof you never have to rebuild if your GM is good enougheveryone was saying this team was headed to the dumpster for the forseeable future because they kept "kicking the can" of a rebuild down the road. yet here we are back on top and poised to be a contender yet again.
>people questioning Reid's decision to pull rookie LT Suamataia before the final drive>just give him some help against Hendrickson instead of tanking his confidenceproblem is Pachecho was out there chip blocking and Suamataia still wasn't hitting it right to use that help letting Hendrickson inside with bad low hands and hip alignment technique. He was lost and swimming so they pulled him to PRESERVE his confidence rather than total mind break if say he gives up a sack or gets called for his 6th desperate arm around the neck hold on the final drive
>>144515554kangz-texans is interesting.
>>144515663Will based Carr finally get a ring? No one has answered this.
>>144515666is this your own analysis or did someone speak out?
>>144514504why isn't Cam's name on this list?
>>144515677No one knows who Carr is.
>>144515599nfc games>inside>inside>>144515626>insidefucking leave the house nerds
Raiders chads are you rooting for Carr this season assuming we don't meet in the super bowl? Personally I am. I hope he keeps up his pace to prove the doubters wrong.
>>144515513Warm drinks are kino. Cider, toddy, vodka and warm water, broth, cocoa, coffee, tea, all awesome.
Its starting to happen, people are crowning the saints after 2 games and setting themselves for disappointment
>>144515694you and green gay should be in the AFC. pooston and Indy in nfc
>>144515677apl carr has to do is moderately game manage and not throw picks. both his offense and defense can literally carry him to a ring with minimal effort. kinda like brady in tampa or manning on the broncos
>>144515694
Dating Taylor Swift must be cringe af
>>144515700>his team cant afford a rooflel kek lmao even
>>144515748They clowned a team that's incredibly bad and the cowshits got in a runaway train scenario from a bad start. panthers look like you can do whatever you want to them
>>144515792
>>144515666it was the right move, Andy did the same thing in game 2 last year with Taylor and he was a vet
>>144515693watched the game and local radio coverage vs confused national talking heads
>>144515663I'm a Saints fan but calm down, it's only been 2 games. I swear that most of the Saints "fans" here are falseflaggers with the amount of crazy shit I'm reading. Let's just be cautiously optimistic for now.
>>144515663I still believe you're heading to a dumpster fire. Happy for Carr and the people of NoLa, but I do not believe in the long term sustainability of your cap situation.
Jalen Hurts is one of the biggest frauds and superstar impersonators that's ever lived. He's clearly very low IQ but tries to be stoic to hide it. He has an entire fan base fooled partly because they also have a retarded madden player as head coach and the worst defense in the league so his retarded decision making and obvious shit play in general are overlooked. This city has fallen so hard over the years.
>>144515713I’m bandwagoning the Saints since I know the raiders will miss the playoffs in usual fashion
>>144515779>>144515694Lady boy was too scared to dive on a football.
>>144515794>paying to make your team worse and host events for others to win incuck roofs lol
>>144515663Broncos
>>144515816we are but thats the point. we werent supposed to be we were supposed to be bears/jets tier. instead we arent.
>>144515842uhh you just know
Please explain to me how this isn’t free money. They already have tiebreakers over the bengs and ravens
Which team is in the best position to take that rookie QB that just got benched off of Carolinas hands and develop them for cheap? I would be making some calls right now. Two to three years of being in a stable system and you probably have a serviceable back up at least. I would be offering a third and forth round pick.
>>144515753You’re saying that the Green Bay Packers, the 2nd oldest team in existence, one of the founding 8 teams and one of the cornerstone franchises of the NFL should leave the NFC, the conference that is the namesake of the league and join the conference that odds the namesake of the AFL. Am I getting that right?
>>144515713he made a fun AFCW rival heel but I'm def rooting for him now for a Staffordesque arc
>>144515816Everyone starts driving the bandwagon in the early season when teams they don't even care about start off hot>Bucs>Vikings >Saints>Steelers>Chiefs
>>144515856chiefs schedule is the toughest
>144515841shant be reading the replies of the poorshantve even be sharing a (You)
jared goff sucks. why is he so shitty this year
Sam Darts
>>144515856The Chiefs are unironic frauds. Their defense is alright but their offense is cooked now without Pacheco. They have been running through him for the last two seasons and have pass protection issues. Kelce is washed so they only have Rice to rely on now.
>>144515858have you seen him play? he is totally clueless out there. you cant teach vision.
>>144514456Still plenty of time for him to out himself as a gigantic wigger faggot
>>144515921O-line doesn't have the cohesion they had last year, which leads to the tiniest bit more pressure, which is all Goff needs to turn into goof.
From a thread one year ago.
>>144515921>gets paid >gets worseMany Such Cases!
My girl Caitlin Clark is heading to the 'offs
>>144515921believe in goff
>>144515842Hors
>>144515842lord forgive me but do yoga pants do something to me or what
>>144515966The yWNBAw has 8 teams and 12 playoff spots
>>144515859 Browns, Steelers, and Colts did it. Panthers and packers are the only two not megacities that play outside in the NFC. They fit better in the AFC character wise>muh tradition and birthplace and blah blah blahnfls home is ohio not green gay. ohio is the most afc territory in the country
>>144515966Based
>>144515228No Eagles fan hates the Chiefs because of the owl
>>144515966coward
>>144515963Absolute retardation when daniel jones and zach wilson and kenny pickett have been objectively the worst quarterbacks of the last 50 years
>>144515963This is the sports equivalent of those "SAT scores are up, but less black students taking the test is a concern" articles
>we live in a time where Dennis Allen has a much better chance to win a superbowl than Sean PaytonFucking kek
>>144516024Cuckadelphia
>>144516037You are mentally ill
You now remember Sam Bradford
>everyone declared the lions season done when they started 1-1 last yearfucking time warp man
Chance of Will Levis ever being an above average QB?
>>144516057I never forgot. I think about him often.
Chargers-Steelers will be one of the most detestable games that will be played this year it'll end in like a 9-5 score and feature 7 fumbles and 18 penalties
>>144516048Im also an immense faggot btw hope that adds context
>>144516065Isn't he a pretty solid QB as of now if you took out his retarded hero ball antics? That's easy to clean up.
>>144516057That's the fucker who was trying to sell me new solar panels last week when I was out cutting my lawn.
>>14451606513.67%
>>144516074reminds me of steelers ravens last season my first non chiefs NFL game everpure kino i will always remember that safety and kenny pickett
>>144516024I do but because Andy got his one fucking ring and I was happy for him since he failed his actual sons so bad in life to win but I didn't sign up for no fucking dynasty when the fat fuck couldn't get us one in 12 years. I also hate the mutt and his fake leg injury limping followed by blazing fast scrambles
>>144516074>9-5that’s interesting because the line should be steelers +4
As far as penis size goes see >>144516037If he's not even top 50% now at 16 out of 32 he won't be in a few years when he's number 25 or 26
>>144516101Are you on a VPN or are you just a bored expat code monkey/structural engineer in the plasticene shithole of Dubai?
>check out our awesome sport, Germany!
>>144516065>white qbs
>>144516175DANIEL JONES HAT GERADE WIEDER DEN BALL GEFUMBT!
>>144516175krauts be like "ja, zis 0-0 game ist wünderbar!"
>>144516149>>144516065
>>144516175Das Panzerbowl!
>>144516144where you at bro i'm gonna send you a case of corndogs
>>144516175Germany should put sanctions on the US for this
>>144516057Remember when everyone was calling Stafford injury prone, and then this asshole came along?
>>144516175How did this get greenlit?
>>144516175it was a pretty good game last year
>>14451617513-10 giants and there's about 30 possessions in the game instead of 20-22 in a normal one
>>144516250Krauts are all sadomasochists
>chicago qbs
>>144516089Josh Allen was the same way in the hero ball sense, he used to serioulsy fuck up all the time
>>144516273josh literally hero balled the win over arizona it was glorious
>>144516266Is it time for the NFL to step in and do something about this franchise?
>>144516266bro that's everybody in chiraq
>>144516196we unt heur fur die balgerie und die stampfen
>>144516300>black>faggotYou are 101% correct
>>144516065>>144516089>>144516273When it comes to cleaning up heroball and accuracy, Allen has been the outlier rather than the norm. But I still have some hope for Levis (and similarly, Richardson). It feels like Levis picks the worst times to go full retard, but it keeps happening
>>144516074Chargers V. Steelers is gonna be the ultimate filter for casuals and the real die hards! all you filthy casuals can continue to suck Taylor Swifts cunt while the rest of us enjoy real football.This game will be Pure Kino one for the books!
>>144516344How did Ridley catch this shit?
>>144516266What is it about the Chicago Bears where they keep getting first round qbs but they all just suck. Is it the players fault or is there something wrong with the organization
>>144516376looks like he let his body weight drop at just the right instant and scooped the ball with his left handshoulda been picked but lol Jets
Why does everyone not from chicago think that the entire city is like the south side? If you see cubs gear, the area isn’t shitty. Chiraq is dumbfuck white sox shit
>>144516376In his mind he became a drunk woman talking shit, and the ball became the back of someone's hand, there was no way he wasn't catching it.
Chicago sucks
>>144516428> Why does everyone not from chicago think that the entire city is like the south side?because it irrationally bothers people from chicago
>>144516344Allen's situation coming in was an outlier. Levis and Richardson are just factory produced sec crap that shouldn't be doing that
Chicago this bussy
>>144516472Northside is unironically incredibly comfy
>>144516404the Bears are still operating from the 1950's standard of run the ball and play defensethe woman that owns the Bears is 101 years oldmight not just be a coincidence
>>144516165bored expat with nepotism job and a flight attendant wife
>>144516507>1950 was 100 years agoBoomer bros...
>>144516528lmao got em
>>144514456Remember when Goff actually threw the ball to LaPorta?…
I love vaginas
>>144516404They can’t scout QBs for shit it’s been Trubisky, Fields, and now Williams who all turned out to be either mediocre or bust. Chicago is better off signing some veteran QB instead of hitting and missing every 1st round pick
>>144516608dude, ew
>>144516608Go Rams
>>144516608>>144516624Nice samefag false flag
>>144516480>Allen's situation coming in was an outliernostalgic times>they picked who, Josh Allen? What fucking retardsthen>it was genious to pick him specifically because they saw that they could develop him into something
>If a 17 year old girl gets drunk and kills someone we all agree she has to take responsibility for her bad decisions.>If a 17 year old attends Diddy's party and gets drunk and shared by his friends she's a victim!
>>144516608hope you finally meet one someday
you guys told me /nfl/ would be better once the season started
>>144516723we need more time
>>144516608why vaginas specifically? Im not saying your weird or anything I would just like to hear your reasoning
>>144514650Hopefully Sheila Ford smacked OC Ben Johnson upside the head and told him to quit fucking around and get back to what works
>>144516528I’m not a fan of bikes on the road, but wtf are these guys thinking? The dude could have died and they’d be behind bars for 10-25 years. They also filmed themselves in the act.
>>144516723nigga it's fucking wednesday
>>144516723/nfl/ is at its best on mondays
>NOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T PENALIZE THEM FOR BREAKING THE RULES
>>144516739>passing 55 times with the best o-line in the league, and the best RB duo in the leagueBen is way too horny for those Jamo explosive plays
>>144516785were people actually calling that refball?
>>144516814There were multiple threads made seething about it.
what is Jerry Rice up to nowadays?
>>144516709Wtf is this real
>>144516723Sunday/Monday afternoon doofus. Plus it's barely the beginning of Week 3.
>>144516843staying hydrated, beefing up, and getting saucy
>>144516785You can make a play on the ball, but not through the back of the receiver.
>>144516843Getting sued
>>144516723Reddit has better football discussion
>>144516814Ball is not called catchable
>>144516870yeah until you realize the receiver is jumping backward into the defender, not the other way around. but rules benefit the offense and they will get the benefit of the doubt, always have always will
>>144515509Based Goff fan.
>>144516785it shouldn't be though. defense has equal right to the ball and he's playing the ball. zoomoids need handheld though or else every score will be 7-6
>>144516873lol that wasn’t even close. Who the fuck was he throwing that to?
>>144516957The defense.
>>144516843sad that a TE broke his all time playoff receptions record
>>144515626Lions OC Ben Johnson better have his shit together this week!
>>144516957The receiver who got shoved off his route 10 yards downfield.
>>144516785crazy that mahomes knew where to put that ball to draw PI
with kickers from 30 years ago and possessions starting at the 20 NFL teams would be averaging about 15-16 pts game this year lol
>>144516972did he comment on that? must really suck seeing some white boi breaking all your records
>>144516957jamo go who mugged on his route but didn't get a flag for it
>Mutthomos still tryingThe mutt came into the league throwing to Tyreek Hill and Travis Kelce. Any retard can run that babby system as seen with Alex Smith, one of the worst QBs in the league.
>>144516814Everyone knew it was a legit PI but...people were mad that it happened, that a penalty helped determine a Chiefs win.People like to shitpost towards Chief fans.Few people were just being stubborn.
>>144516974much more worried that the D cant hold them to a point total the Lions can score. Cards score 28 vs Bills and 41 vs rams
>>144517021Rice was a class act, he probably isn't happy about it but i doubt he'd ever say so
>>144515921Goff isn’t shitty. None of the Lions starters played in the preseason so the first game was sloppy.The problems in the second game are on OC Ben Johnson:>Goff goes 38-55>10 completions behind the LOS>only 5 completions beyond 10 yards
>>144516723/nfl/ just needs more help
>>144517081>Everyone knew it was a legit PI but...lol no
>the newly made 1999 Browns had only 40 yards of offense in their first ever gameJesus Christ
>>144517139the league will pay for their crimes against humanity one day
>>144517081people were mad because only a handful of teams get that calltried and true refbaby "marquee" franchises (cowboys, packers, etc.) and the current it team (chiefs, previously patriots)
>>144517110When are coaches gonna go back to playing most of their guys in the preseason?
>>144516987>nooo!! You can’t play press coverage!! Refball!!!
>>144516873
>>144516723its only good during /redzone/
>>144516987Defensive backs should be able to clothesline receivers
>>14451713999-00 expansion browns memed a few lucky wins to avoid worst ever chat but they were awful. The 08 Lions to me would only be the 5th worst Browns team since they've came back
>>144517205>press coverage>10 yards off the linenever reply to me again, idiot
>>144514423Based
>>144516723>getting worked so hard you thought /nfl/ would ever get better
>>144516653Wrong. U so butthurt
>>144517205that's not press coverage anon.
>>144517168The real reason you should be mad is if the Bengals player in that situation is a receiver nothing should change, but the thought of calling a receiver for pi doing that is absurd
>>144517168they had to throw that flag, it would have been a bigger outrage not to, same with the Ossai roughing call
>>144516723You making whiny bitch posts like that isn't helping any
>>144517338Nah you aren't
>>144517338"press coverage" sounds like something I'd do to Tay Tay with my oversized body
>>144517338That’s pretty textbook. Contact is allowed within 5 yards, you know.
>>144517452I would say that they need to extend it to 10 yards but it seems like the refs are really lax with that rule.
>>144517441got a nice rape gut do ya
i was so busy coping i forgot to seethe
What's the forecast for the rest of the afcw? Will they finally put up a challenge to the red menace?
>>144517503NoJust like the Pats during Brady the rest of the division will keep being absolute dogshit
>>144517503Chargers might take a game by being annoying shits but nobody else is really challenging for that division
>>144517503chargers are gonna take some games
Who was in the wrong here?
>>144517452Don’t engage with them. Lions fans will cry refball about anything. It’s all they have.
>>144517535its basically just an ad hominem that doesn't adress the point
Did Deshaun Watson ever hang with P. Diddy?
>>144517563typical leftist behavior
>>144517452who are you looking at in the webm?it's at 10-11yds down field
>>144517535did brett actually steal? or was it someone working for him or something
>>144517615He asked a favor for someone to siphon funds to pay for his daughter's college volleyball court
>>144517567this guy looks like the other evil black guy kaney west
>>144517573Nah you are
>>144517651That's it? That's a much better use of funds than the Hennessey and Swisher Sweets it would've gone towards.
>>144517684It's still stealing.
>>144517573I guess I must be a ref because that looks fine to me.
>>144517567Deshaun Watson didn’t drug anybody he just wanted to get his bootyhole massaged with peanut oil
>>144517734AYO GRAPS DA PEANUT OIL
>>144517707So is welfare.
>>144517766AND THERE IT IS
>>144517766The entire state of Mississippi is subsidized by the union. They need to start pulling their own weight.
NFL is the most popular sport in USA yet this thread has been up for 3 hours. You'd expect it to move faster than this.
For me, it's Jalen Hurts, the best QB in the NFC
>>144517871i say we give the farming jobs to “mississippeans”
>>144517909I hear cotton farmers always need help in their fields.
>>144517929they do almonds round here
Rasm
>>144517929https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PToqVW4n86U
>pay QB>losereally makes you think
>>144517888It's popular because you can ignore it on Wednesday unlike the other slop sports that have 16 games on all the time
>>144518042forgot my pic
>>144514594>Brady's more recent playoff runs
>>144516037stop noticing things
>>144518074 based
>>144518007season ogre first "contender" team officially eliminated kwab
>>144518087>holds you to 17heh nothing personnel
>>144517060>Alex Smith, one of the worst QBs in the league.stopped reading right there
>>144514594See >>144517060
>>144514442Steelers are used to Dobby. He’ll get hurt again
>>144518209>got benched for kaepernick, who got benched for blaine fucking gabbertyeah, he sucks
>>144518074Chargers haven’t paid Herbert yet? Where hell is all the cap space going?
>NO MUH SMETHY WAS GREAT
>>144518188>Officially eliminatedThat's what you should have put in air quotes.
>>144518247they paid him before last season
>>144518231>Steve Young was so trash he was traded away for pennies on the dollar
>>144518209>I stopped reading at the end of the post
>>144518209It's true. Reid should have benched him for Foles
>>144514685If you disagree with him bet $10k on the Lions and post receipt. How is this a counter argument?
>>144516723offseason is when its /elite/, you were fooled
>>144518335>this roulette wheel will definitely land on red>so why don't you bet a bunch of money on red>OH YEAH THEN WHY DON'T YOU BET A BUNCH OF MONEY ON BLACKanon pls
Brain freeze is proof there’s a devil
>>144515044Get big white guys who are pretty fast
Chiefs and Eagles MUST stick together
>>144518437How do you account for injuries in your models? And where do you source your stats/numbers?
>>144515152How the fuck are the Steelers 7?>t Steelers fan
Let it loose, BroncosLet it loose!
>>144518274yes he was shit. then he sat behind the (at the time) greatest QB of all time for four years and learned how to be great. alex smith was shit, played good under reid and then went back to being shit. i wonder why that is
>>144515157Bears
>>144518437>Love injured>Caleb Calebing>lol detoiletAnyone who knows ball saw this coming in week 1.
>>144518437>my betting modelelaborate on that fren
>>144518183>qb play down throughout the league>bringing back smash mouth football>is autisticIs he the most based coach this year?
>>144518526How about that Bo Nix?
>>144518074I keep waiting for the correction to happen. Like, one of these days, some team is going to have to say "sorry, we're not giving you a quarter billion in guarantees because you made the playoffs once and threw for 4,000 yards in a league where that's now a routine thing."Like, I get that teams don't want to give up on their "championship window" but when your cap is being crippled by a onerous contract for a mid-level qb, what window? The Dolphins aren't wining shit with Tua, the Cowboys aren't winning shit with Dak, the Cardinals aren't winning shit with Murray, the Jags aren't wining shit with Trevor, the Browns aren't winning shit with Watson and yet they all coughed up top of the market deals anyways because they were afraid of...what, starting over? If your team's actually good you can survive or even improve with a qb change. Paying a guy 200% more than his potential replacement to be 10% better makes no sense.
>>144518437You also said Blo Dix would be good you retarded kiwi
My Bears are shit
>>144518467That's fatguts, there are no numbers.
How can my feet smell if they don’t have a nose?
>>144518531the problem is when dak says "gimme 60 million or im leaving" they have basically no choice, unless they want to go back to the draft gambling. paying a mid QB big money just locks in the stability of not having a super dogshit one
>>144518562good point
>>144518076>zoomer actually thinks winning a coin toss requires skillImagine being a pro athlete. You train your entire life getting good at something. You end up winning due to a 50-50 coin toss.
>>144518538yezzir
>1 of every 5 teams that start 2-0 miss the playoffswhose out?
>>144518601Chargers
>>144518601Chargers are going to Chorge soon
>Dan Campbell reportedly selling home after Lions fans found address after loss https://x.com/AtoZ_Payton/status/1836477380837134439
>>144518601Steelers Vikings
>>144518620holy shit is there any fanbase more fragile? It's one regular season loss. Fucking ridiculous
>>144518601feels like it might be ussteelers also seem like a candidate because those ultra low scoring wins aren't super sustainable
>>144518601xecucks
>>144518601vikings, steelers, or seahawks
What's the coolest way to kill yourself?
>>144518632Eagles
>>144518620>The absolute state of Detroit fanbase
>>144518654liquid nitrogen
Jordan Love back at practice. Viqueensissies are we done for?
>>144518677lel
>>144518620Based. If ownership won't hold him accountable for being retarded, someone has to.
>>144518620Lions fans still aren't used to having a good team so they panic when they get upset at home.
>All these aggregator articles about the Rams trading for Bryce YoungI'd rather start Stetson Bennett the remainder of the season than have that Young enter the locker room.
>>144518582>Cheifsfags complaining about coin tossesRemind me again how Mahomes won that game against Buffalo a few years ago?
>>144518654Freezing to death
>>144515152
>>144518654old age
>>144518742NTA but I think Chiefs fans bitching about the coin toss rules make some sense. When they lose to Brady? Oh who cares just play defense. When they win against Buffalo? Well it's just not fair to Allen, he really should have won that game, blah blah blah. It's like how Rams @ Lions got people talking about changing it for the regular season as well. But nobody cares enough about the Rams losing for there to be any momentum on that.
>>144518718They did the same thing when they were losing (though, I guess they still haven't won anything, so nothing's really changed)
>>144518582Luck is a skill, one Mahomes happens to have>coin toss>all of last year>none of his injuries being career- or even season-threatening>some of the stupid shit he does that works that can't be waved off as actual skill
>>144518654hanging yourself on weather balloons near DC airspace
>>144518807>No Brittany
>>144518834lel
ITS UPhttps://youtu.be/TCj3VatPEmI?si=tsQDecHhnIAsr-cU
>>144518848Yes
>>144518857It should just be a 5th quarter but supposedly they don't want it because it would make the players too tired and risk injury.
>>144518742>>144518785Mahomes didn't win a ring after the 13 second Bills game. So he can go to bed at night knowing there are no asterisk on his resume. Mahomes didn't beat Allen that day nor did he lose to him. That was a tie.>>144518832Scrambling QBs take less damage than rushing or pocket QBs.
>>144518914>25% more commercials Ooh yes
>>144518914>>144518857I agree with not having an entire 5th quarter, not in this sport. I think the better solution is that if you receive the ball in the first half then you receive first in overtime. The amount of teams that defer the ball to try and score on both ends of halftime would now have a valid but not overwhelming reason to consider taking the ball first. Then keep it sudden death in OT.
>>144518855Powerful
The winner of a tied game should be determined by the eye test of a panel of professional ball knowers like Nick Wright.
always funny reading convoluted grabass artificial carnival solutions to avoid the legitimate outcome of a the game, a tie
>>144519019Assuming that's even true, If it became a regular occurence they wouldn't be.
>>144519058>>144519058
>>144519023Ties result in a certain ennui that the American pleasure economy cannot handle
>>144519074kek so true
>>144519077>tv broadcasters hate this one weird trick
>>144516428Because chimpcago is a shithole no matter how you slice it. Your beloved public transit lets niggers get anywhere >but I’m from NapervilleThen say so that and not Chicago
>>144516785>he was making a play for the ball>doesn’t even get a finger on the ball
>>144515399It'll be a stinker with the Jets winning 13-9.
>>144517535Brett is correct
>>144517871Now post the demographics of Mississippi
>>144518412You continuing to post dumb things doesn’t make the first thing you said any less dumb. He didn’t say they were guaranteed to win. He asked why are they underdogs. You are acting like it’s a guarantee.
