You may not know him. You may think he is a myth. But he is in these threads, watching. Shitposting, even. >NewsHarbaugh: Herbert 'working through' ankle injury, expects QB to play WK 3Dolphins placing QB Tagovailoa (concussion) on injured reserveRookie QBs set record with zero TD passes on 196 attemptsBrowns' Njoku (ankle) unlikely to play vs. GiantsPanthers sign TE
>>144519058My Steelers :)
reffies
>>144518524>asking the kiwibitch for adviceNGMI
>CMC out for the third consecutive weekThe Madden curse is real
>meme QBs
>>144519127>Throwing in triple coverageThis ain't college anymore boi
I have a hidden disability.
>>144519146nah i can tell you’re gay
*beats Mahomes*
Reminder that bitchknees is a janny and trans ally. Temujin is also a latina living in California.
hmmm...
>>144519167Coward
>>144519146smol pp?
Nick Wright, or as I like to call him, Nick Wrong. Heh…can you believe this guy?
>>144519058Objectively speaking, who's better?
>>144519146There are those who think that they were dealt a losing handThe cards were stacked against them they weren't born in Lotus LandAll preordained, a prisoner in chains, a victim of venomous fateKicked in the face, you can pray for a place, in heaven's unearthly estate
>>144519177nigger qbs cant perform
Imagine unironically being a jets fan
>>144519191I prefer Nick Trite
>>144519058damn this nigger ugly. bro needs to open a ski resort on his nose
>>144519201Both would be better on another team
>>144519205I miss Neil
>>144519228This but the Carolina Panthers instead
GEQBUS apparently is also a redditorwho knew Darnold posted there
>>144519058I like him
>>144519277>sammy d posts on redditholy heckin wholesome chungus he’s just like me
>>144519155I believe in Captain Kirk
>>144519018
>>144519058IT'S HEREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0dAMZ-GX08
>chiefs got 4 of the last 5 afc chipsIts time to stop
>>144519097He was constantly getting injured like a bitch way before he was on Madden
>>144519319Nicky Dub never misses
name a more historically overrated quarterback than alex smith
Watch the caleb tape you casuals, none of his WRs were getting open so he was forced to throw into double and triple coverage.
>>144519326waiting for him to walk back his week 4 prediction
>>144519332Troy Aikman
>>144519332Ryback :^)
>>144519319Everyone laughed at his tiers until he was proven correct at the end of the season.
>>144519345Who?
>daytime tvNPC shit
>>144519325his career felt over like three years ago
>>144519332In what way is Smith overrated
>>144519353What?
>>144519332Bradshaw
>>144519353ryback was a wwe wrestler on their nxt brand
>>144519332Andrew Luck
>>144519338Best ever situation tho
>>144519319>The Bears that high What is he smoking?
>>144519387sucks the defense's dick, says Gayleb will only improve.
>>144519323I agree but other teams have to sack up instead of waiting for the dynasty to fall apart.
>>144519167Wow that's racist
>>144519319He's not actually saying that the Lions are on the same tier as the Bills and Texans, right? He's just saying that they have a bunch of hekkin chungus people who want to see a feel good story. Why would he put a team with no QB and no defense on the same level as those teams?
>>144519387Who in Christ's name cares?
>>144519427vikings are the chungus teamsee >>144519277
>>144519427Mate it's TV it's not real. It's reality TV and entirely stupid and for stupid people.
>>144519064FPBP
>>144519332He was an elite game manager. Better than guys like Tua and Trevor
>>144519064...will miss the playoffs?
>>144519332Eli Manning.Don't @ me.
This stat is factually incorrect in every way but BetMGM a sports authority on gambling decided to tweet incorrect statistics out to their audience of million of gamblers.When will the league and our politicians step in to do something about sports gambling?
>>144519465Alex Smith has never thrown for 30 touchdowns. Even Blake Bortles has
>>144519332Aikman
>>144519483Based Harbaugh
>>144519483
>>144519450I get that it's engagement bait. I'm just trying to understand his logic.
>>144519483Mediocre qbs like TLaw and Dak shouldn't get paid 50mil
Why does Trevor Lawrence get worse every year? Avoiding sacks was supposed to be his strength
>>144519497This country is so goddamn dumb
>>144519355>NPCLeave your parents basement you fat Gaymer
>>144519504>I know it's a turd I just want to see what's in it
>>144519497Surprised its not allowed in Cali yet.
>>144519525Cali has had Vegas a short drive away in what they unironically call "Greater LA" so to them they don't see a point to bring Vegas to California.
>>144519524>food analogygo eagles btw
>>144519450Nope
>>144519511People are going to say Press Taylor and Pederson but TLaw is just average as fuck.
>>144519332Elway
>>144519529Vegas is not part of LA
>>144519497Grim. Greedy faggots will force their money suction apps into every state eventually.
>>144519511He looked good for a couple quarters in the wild card game against the chorgers where his linemen were allowed to hold every play and phantom penalties were called on the opposing defense.
>>144519540Well obviously, it's not even in California. The point I'm getting at is people in LA make the joke that Vegas is just a part of greater LA
>>144519332Dak Prescott will earn 180 million dollars in the next 2 years and has a 90 million dollar cap hit next year.
>>144519525Vote failed by some ridiculous amount. 18% yes to 82% no iirc.Why won't they let me live and gamble my savings away? Truly there is no justice or peace in our legal system.
who /seasonover/ here?
>>144519540The Raiders sure wish it was
>>144519549Well if it is a joke then it’s fine, I guess
>>144519510This but at least the Jaguars had reason to believe TLaw would improve. The Cowboys have no excuse. They slept through free agency and then paid the source of their playoff woes for the past 7 years
what's worse? awful offense, or awful defense?
The average IQ of starting QBs nowadays seems about 20 points lower than it was 15 years ago
>>144519511Because he's the most average QB in the NFL currently
>>144519564Rams fan here. I’m ready for the offseason
>>144519575yes
>>144519540>>144519571smartest anon on /sp/
>>144519564:(
>>144519575awful bussy
>>144519319>Saints is 2 tiers lower than the Bears and Falcons and 3 tiers lower than Packers, 4 tiers lower than BasedboysAre these TV jews working with Vegas?
>>144519575awful defenseThe pain of knowing your team can lose from any position is stressful to the point of not even being fun anymore
>>144519592>Mom I posted it again!
>>144519577we've been over this. defenses have gotten better.even mahomes has looked like a retard this season
>>144519575Awful offense. It sucks if you can't score points.
I can't imagine risking serious money with sports betting but throwing chump change around is fun. It's like a mini game for the viewer.
>>144519575Awful offense without any doubtt. Steelers fan
>>144519593I think Nick is unironically working with Vegas and is openly compromised on a lot of this shit, yes.
>>144519575Interesting redpill for me was the Broncos Seahawks Superbowl, and also ironically the Broncos Panthers Superbowl. Great defense will always trump a great offense.
>>144519643didn’t he (claim to) win a big parlay last year like 50k?
>>144519645>Great defense will always trump a great offense.That's the opposite of the question
>>144519575Assuming the other side of the ball is world-class, it doesn't matter. Assuming the other side is just average, for the spectator, awful offense is much worse. If you scored 30 a night and went 8-9, your games would still be much-see TV.
Reminder that the Colts lost to Malik Willis
>>144519575Awful offense. Football play is interconnected so that bad offense tends to result in worn down defense by proxy.
>>144519675the chargers were unwatchable after losing to the titans last year even though they could put up points
how the FUCK is this dude making 55 mill?
>>144519155dubs confirm
>>144519664I wouldn't doubt it. He usually posts the outcome of his bets on X, positive and negative.If Fox didn't have their own betting app such that Nick couldn't tell you what to gamble on in a section called Nick's Picks, I think he'd be investigated for some kind of line tampering (I just made up a charge).
we're gonna get bootyblasted by the saints aren't we?
>>144519722afraid so
>>144519722yes Jalen is nothing without AJB taking it off the top for him
>JJ McCarthy is tied with Caleb Williams for the most passing TDs by a rookie this season through two weeks without even playing a gameApologize right now.
>>144519735Is this the next "there were nine mistakes made ahead of me"?
>>144519319Why would anyone listen to this jew?
>>144519722your qb is a ass and the saints have a long history of stopping the run gamewhat do you thing
>>144519332smethcucks hate this post
>>144519591Daniel Jones is going to be like Darnold or Baker. He might have to spend a year or two in backup purgatory on a cheap contract but he'll eventually get a chance to start for a competent franchise that has linemen who aren't actively trying to kill him and people who can actually make extra points and suddenly he won't look like ass any more. The Giants are a terrible organization
>>144519745Kangz are literally undefeated since drafting McCarthy
>>144519694Staley was an abomination, and they also scored a lot less points as the season went on, averaging only 20ppg for the season. That said, those early games - I'm thinking of the one against the Vikings - were extremely entertaining in a shitfest kind of way.
Coach Primate
>>144519746For me, it's the league done messed up
>>144519760Daniel Jones is going to be a Raider next year.
>>144519746Yes, that and "let's wreck this league."
>>144519540It is in the same way that Milwaukee is the northernmost suburb of Chicago. It's not, but it's close enough and it makes people seethe.
>>144519722Which player are you?
>>144519779That and "Broncos country, lets ride"
>>144519791kenny pickett
>>144519770i forgot about that game. i was so over staley by that point that win gave me like way less satisfaction than if could have.
>>144519809Who has a bigger dick, AJ Brown or George Pickens
>>144519809You could've been 2-0 with the steelers kenny
>>144519332Vick
How did the NFL fall for the "Trevor Lawrence is a generational talent" meme? Was it a test by the media to see if they could trick a bunch of billionaire team owners and scouts?
>>144519809you suck
You faggots realize the team is nothing without fans right? I am just as important and essential as any player on my team. They are nothing without me and my fellow fans therefore "we" is perfectly acceptable.
>>144519887good bait
>>144519862Clemson drew in loads of talent by funneling money to players through local churches. Lawrence's college teams were unreasonably stacked.
>>144519887Rams won a superbowl without fans.
>>144519919won*
>>144519887Factual.
>>144519919Nice
>I'm part of the company because I buy its productsAmericans are astounding
>>144519958the product is a legitimate identity, chud
astound this bussy
>>144519958We're voting with our dollars lmao
>I'm part of the company because I buy its products
>>144519355>Listening to professional sports journalist is bad>Listening to 300lbs randos who live in their mom's basement is goodOkay
>>144519919Kek
The average Aus male spends like $200 a year sports gambling, thats why they do it. Going to games and hearing guys talk about their shitty $20 bets gets old fast. You can bet in the stadium in the UK. Its just getting started over here.
>>144519887Only chuds don't understand this
>>144519958Cringe>>144519972Based
>>144519982the 300lbs randos usually have better takes
>>144519982i’m a cool leanish 267 shitdick
>>144519972>a projected self-image entirely delusional to the point of comic irony
>>144519191>>144519234based. He is mentally ill with his obsession with Trevor, Caleb and Dak/Cowboys, and hatred of the Eagles. Mahomes is obviously the best but his Mahomes dick riding is insane
>>144520010>why yes, I do overanalyze shitposts on the internet, how could you tell?
>>144519982>listening to>listening toKek you might as well be watching Survivor toclearn about being marooned.
>>144520019Hey it's your soul
>>144519887correctthis is why any and all sports seasons and accompanying championships limited by covid punctilio are null and void
>we do it for the fansthey do it for themselves
>>144520041The Super Bowl is always only 10% real fans, do they not count?
>>144519919And /nfl/ has been seething ever since
>>144520058In a way you might say they do it for free
>player-lead teamneed it or keep it?
>>144520098dumb as fuck since the average NFL player has an IQ of 80
>>144520010Nope. Faggot.
>>144520111As we saw with Stroud though you don't need to be intelligent beyond football
>>144520098Sirianni is setting himself up to be judged entirely for the on-field product, which will get him fired.Bill Belichick was in the stadium on Monday btw
>>144520111So if 2 teams playing eachother were both player led thay would mean parity
it's ogre for us.....
>>144520117Ok that's a write up
>>144520132>beli's face when a coach lost his team the game by passing instead of running
>Patriots are 0-2>no one seems to care about them anymorewhat the fuck happened?
>>144520123He had a coach you retard
>>144520098Leave it. Player led teams are cool, but players move at the will of the GM. A coach needs to be able to foster talent and players that can lead for an organization, not an organization that drafts players to lead them. The moment you defer that sort of responsibility for the health of a franchise, it’s over.
>>144520138It never began, retardo.
>>144520160They're 1-1, bonita
>>144520162Tua's smooth brain could coach that team
>>144520075Breed.
>>144520138
>>144520160People already stopped giving a fuck once TB12 went to Tampa Bay.
>>144520173wow, I completely mixed up the result of the bungholes game
>>144520178Do normal people like this kind of stuff, whatever this is supposed to mean?
>>144520173The win against the Bungles was just pre-season week 4 so it doesn't count
>>144520192You're right that no one cares, but that's because two generations of football watchers have patriots fatigue
>>144519407Not even the trolls could disagree with that...
>>144519760inshallah you're right. i don't think he's a bad guy at all. I just hate the giants
>>144519759Are you part of the arron rodgers really likes pussy defense force?
>ZOMG HOW DOES HE DO IT?!?!?!?!?!
>>144520277Monkeys on ice? Craziness.
>>144520194it's a real thing, that's just the Broncos way of reminding the other team on the way to the field from the locker room.
>>144520277How big of a plug and chastity belt does the "activity kit" include?
bears suck
>>144520293Mahomes is good at baiting the other team to jump offsides so he can have a free play. if the pass is picked the refs give it back plus five yards.
>>144519760Lel Danny Foodstamps was never meant to be a first round pick. Gettleman is just a retard. He’s nothing like Baker and Darnold
>>144520293Thay doesn't count the incompletions on 3rd down where they either get another 3rd down or a 1st down
>>144520325swallow too
>>144520331that doesn't count anything, it's a made up number by an rumproasted bungle fan
>>144520277and there it is
6TH DOWN AND 30 FOR PATRICK MAHOMES
>>144520326Yeah, he's just so good the reffies give him all the help he needs.
>>144520355>that doesn't countJust like most game ending plays against the Chiefs
>>144520355>le bengals boogeymanHow are you still mindbroken by one playoff loss? Everyone hates you, not just the bengalsfags
The entire Panthers front office deserve Israeli pagers
>>144520376This
>>144520376>Yeah, everyone’s butthurt about the ChiefsNot the comeback you thought it was bruv
>>144520396Tip sir purr though
bungles still butthurt about being owned by cali wali LOL
thinkin bout how thos raidies finna b a wildcard team
Israel should host an nfl game, maybe even the super bowl
So far it's been:>you're a broncucks fanNo.>you're a gayders fanNo.>you're a chorgers fanNo.>you must be a bungles fan!No.>you're a broncucks fanAgain. No.>Then you're obviously a buccs fan!No. >Well, then you have to be a pats fan!No.>you're a broncucks fanAgain. No.>THEN YOU HAVE TO BE A 49ERS FAN!!!!!No.>We-well then you're just seething!!!!!yfw you can't figure out >my team
>>144520435>free win in the playoffsbased
>>144520436Just imagine the energy. The crowd would be explosive
>>144520436Imagine the pre-game flyover of drones on their way to blow up Palestinian preschools.
Is he a hack? Why does he get bodied by the same 3 dudes?
>>144520369free plays due to offsides works for any quarterback that's intelligent enough to pull it off
Post-Loss Remarks By Trevor Lawrence a Red Flag For Jaguars' Future?Jaguars Quarterback Trevor Lawrence said that the Browns showed him the same thing he saw on film. Should that be concerning for the Jaguars?"Their scheme is simple and they're physical and they play fast and they diagnose things quickly. We had what I thought was a good plan, and obviously maybe wasn't a good plan," Lawrence said. "Who knows? Didn't work."
>>144520441Even if he did guess it right, would you tell him?
>>144520508>scores only 17 every time against FloresProfound
>>144520376how did you miss the bungle helmet in the profile pic
>>144520441your teams sucks, it doesn't matter which one it is
https://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/41274295/nfl-insurance-policies-star-players-aaron-rodgers-tua-tagovailoa-jared-goff-joe-burrow-christian-mccaffrey>The CBA labels insurance proceeds as a "refund from the player," which qualifies the amount as a cap credit for the club for the following season. In the simplest terms, if a player who eats up a significant portion of a club's salary cap misses significant time with injury or illness, a club doesn't have to take it as a total loss, but can recover space for the following year. Plus, insurance premium payments don't count against the salary cap.>"That's the crux of the loophole," the former club executive said. "You effectively can use cash to create cap space from scratch. In a closed system, that is one of the few ways to buy cap space.">It's a benefit that is discussed in hushed tones within the front offices that utilize it, and rarely with outsiders, including the media. The CBA provision has existed since 2006, and since then, the clubs that have taken advantage of this cap hack flew mostly under the radar.>And the insurance side -- there are two main brokers who sell policies to teams -- is just as buttoned up. With a fixed number of buyers, they have no incentive to promote their product.Jets didn't get any insurance on Rodgers because they had no relationship with the broker that did it for Green Bay.Bengal took one on Burrow, Dak has it, Dolphins can get back $50 million if Tua never plays again
>>144520512funny how refs blow the play dead immediately for any quarterback other than rodgers or mahomes
>>144520514>ginger kidsDisgusting
>>144520512All the help he needs
This guy who signed with the Dolphins. Huntley. I have always known his as "Tyler" Huntley. Why are people calling him "Snoop" like that's his name? Seems just really gay. Like the whites covering him want to be cool or something.
>>144520536ya seethe
>>144520514https://youtu.be/TPmQC86oIzY?si=n7SHo5H-9YdaQBNh
>>144520532they get blown dead when the offsides player is the only one moving, it's called unabated to the quarterbackyou kids be sure and pass all this free knowledge along to your little friends
>>144520515Perhaps, but he's so assmad determined to call me broncucks fan that he never will.
>>144520548if that's what you took from it you're retardedit's more so interesting about how teams use it to create more cap space
>>144520552TV is bad for you mkay
>>144520552Maybe you should quit using NFLCoolJay as your source for league news?
snoop this bussy
>twatter screencaps ishygdtt
>>144520571I could have told you he’s retarded from the Jenny picture
>>144520531That's reasonable but also horseshit. If they paid the money it should be reflected on the cap. Exhibit Z in how the cap is simply a cost saving measure from the (((owners)))
Get my Vikeniggers the FUCK out of your gay little power rankings. I want them to win games on the field, not in week 2 hypotheticals. They need to prove it.
>>144520574I have seen it everywhere just not TV.
>>144520598Pounds your butthole up and down until it's raw
>>144520587I don't. My main NFL news source is pillow talk with your mother after I pile drive her minge.
>>144520552>>144520627Might want to lay of the crack?
>>144519375wrong
This is actually sadhttps://x.com/jasrifootball/status/1836452572510540049?s=46&t=Zi6OOhQic_rLQLeqmt-P_A
There will be more questions about the true play-caller of this Jaguars
>>144520676He was probably a good point guard in high school
>>144520676>telling a midge QB "keep your head up"
Always stand on business
>>144520546when the other team makes an obvious mistake like jumping offsides, yes, it helps any quarterback with the same free play or a free five yardsyou're doing great ace
It took five DBs to bring down Bowers
pillow talk with jenny (shes connected to wifi and regurgitates espn articles)
watching saints fags cry and bellow after every season is my favorite past time
"News just in....the Dolphins have signed SNOOP Huntley to fill the QB room while Tua heals."
>>144520785I remember when you admitted you were a saints before 99
>>144520785Ok. You realize Saints and Falcons aren't in your division anymore. They took you and the 49ers and our them in with Arizona and Seattle
>>144519332Dook poopcock
>>144520798That is his nickname but anon is right theynever used it but are now to make it seems like the dolphi s are still a real team to care about
Snoop is such a stupid nickname. Kool-Aid. Now that's a fucking nick name.
>>144520798Huntley is a better option than Tua anyways
TLaw (0-2):"Like I said, everybody has to look in the mirror. This isn't the time to start getting defensive. We've got to stand up and say, this is on me. I've got to fix it. Everybody has got to fix it."
>>144520798white faggots calling blacks they don't know by their nickname or first name is always cringe
>>144520798I look like this and say this
>>144520441you're on team turbo faggot
>>144520769Gronk-esque
If you ignore a three plays, Will Levis is a top 10 QB in the league this season
>>144520886If you close your eyes and use your imagination, Will Levis is a top 5 qb.
>>144520854Lol pray more bitch boy
>>144520883He’s already getting praise from Gronk
>>144520886If you ignore all but three plays, Anthony Richardson is a top 10 QB in the league this season
>>144520785Saints are gonna dab on you hoes
Will Levis still has a bigger horse cannon of a cock than any other QB in the league and no one can take that away from him.
>>144520913If you close your eyes and use your imagination, Anthony Richardson is a top 5 qb and not a bust
>>144520921Jameis's is comcially small
>>144520785you're not allowed to speak until you win a game. Now, put your chastity cage on
>>144520929But how will get raped now?
>>144520921The leaks were mid. They were just fornicating without passion.
TLaw: “We suck right now.”Pederson asked about it:“That’s what you want from your leader. I don’t want anybody to sugarcoat anything,” Pederson said“I think stuff that gets swept under the rug is what kind of gets you beat. We’ve got to keep everything in the forefront. We’ve got to keep it in the front of our minds, and listen, he’s the franchise, right? ... So, I appreciate the fact that he’s taking that role and that lead."
OFFICIAL /nfl/ WEEK 3 POWER RANKINGS 1. Kansas City Chiefs 2. Buffalo Bills3. Houston Texans 4. San Francisco 49ers5. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 6. Detroit Lions 7. New Orleans Saints8. Philadelphia Eagles9. Minnesota Vikings 10. Dallas Cowboys 11. New York Jets 12. Baltimore Ravens 13. Seattle Seahawks 14. Cincinnati Bengals 15. Pittsburgh Steelers 16. Los Angeles Chargers 17. Atlanta Falcons18. Arizona Cardinals 19. Cleveland Browns 20. Green Bay Packers 21. Las Vegas Raiders22. Jacksonville Jaguars 23. Los Angeles Rams 24. Chicago Bears25. Miami Dolphins 26. New England Patriots 27. Indianapolis Colts28. Tennessee Titans 29. Washington Commanders30. Denver Broncos 31. New York Giants 32. Carolina Panthers
>>144520937Just like your shogun, youngbitch
>>144520919>aints win one errant game against a busted cowcucks squad>think they can beat the mid-season/late-season ramsKEK
>>144520928Kyler Murray's dong is comically huge
>>144519511He sucks so bad, Mac jones might replace him. Kek
>>144520938Sounds like me and my wife
I could HEEM everyone ITT with one hand behind my back!
>>144520954Cardinals are a top 12 team if you're not retarded
>>144520954Swap Busc and Whiners, drop Loins to 9, bump Aints to 6, Viknigs to 7
>>144520977Should’ve sticked with Minshew
>>144520967Like a plantain
>>144520944Pederson got a lot out of Wentz and Foles, but he seems to be having all kinds of trouble getting much out of Lawrence
>>144519058Jewbacca
>The Carolina Panthers have not taken a single snap with a 4th quarter lead in their last 20 games.Didn't realize it was that grim in Carolina
>>144520983If you close your eyes and use your imagination, The Cards are a top 5 qb.
>>144520785>Please give my soulless forgettable team attention
>>144520954I'm not loving everyone's confidence in my Vikings. Please place us lower.
Humiliation ritual
>>144521001each sunday the pain grows
>>144520980Please I'm tired of consciousness
>>144520980More like jerk everyone off with one hand behind your back
>>144520964So you say there's a chance?https://ramblinfan.com/posts/rams-playoff-hopes-incredibly-slim-after-depressing-0-2-start-01j7y52bt27z
>>144520980You lying bitchI bet the weakest faggot here could Tua your ass
>>144520991>2020 stats>League average 93.6 that yearRyan Fitzpatrick had a 96 rating in 2020 as well
>>144521020Enjoy it while you can. When Tua dies on the field, we're switching to touch football.
You guys are just haters. I’m going back to r/KansasCityChiefs
>>144521002Very likey this season
kek…this thread has been cursed. This week, the PATRIOTS will feel the haunting
>>144520998Beagles had the best line in the league until 2020. Don't think much of Lawrence but. The second it fell apart Wentz looked like he didn't belong on a roster
>fartadelphia keagles>pussy fartsweeeeeehehehehehe
If you ignore all of his on-field stats and go off preseason hype, Caleb Williams is the best quarterback in the league.
>>144521057Pees on you
>>144521077>Stattyboys hate this one trick!
>>144521046whopper whopper slopper slopper
>>144521073
she-gals vs cow sows vs giantesses vs cumhandlers. all need to SHIT in my mouth desu
>mahomes is back to being worse than Carr (and Baker)
Baker Mayfield deserves a perfectly placed helmet to his ACL/MCL for a career ending injury. Digits will allow this to occur
Russell Wilson posts here. Dont ask how I know this.
>>144521096shouldn't have thrown those picks, Mahomo
>paying Tua>paying Trevor Lawrence>paying Goof>paying Jordan Love>tfw Dak and Kirk somehow are the best QB megadeals of the offseason
>>144521096bakey finna get 96ed by a souped up wild ass nigger
>>144521096nobody deserves that, and there is no honor in defeating backups
>>144521001The last time the Panthers held a LEAD in an NFL game was November of 2023 and it only lasted 10 seconds
For the first time since 2011, the Rams are 0-2 after two weeksWhat the Rams really can’t afford to do is lose their Week 3 game against the 49ers. They’re 7.5-point underdogs, so a loss seems likely, and that might be the knockout blow for Los Angeles’ playoff hopes.
Everyone on this board hates mahomes because he is a better version of brady with half the weapons. In fact, there is a buncos fan that is so obsessed wirh mahomes that he has saved all two webms of mahomes’ flu game from last season and endlessly spams them in most threads.Truly BUCK broken
2024 Hall of Fame nominees: quarterbacks Marc Bulger, Randall Cunningham, Jake Delhomme, Doug Flutie, Rich Gannon, Jeff Garcia, Donovan McNabb, Eli Manning, Steve McNair, Tony Romo
Take you're meds
>>144521001Bryce Dung is a bust more in the fact there's just no upside but he's not nearly bad enough for them to be where they're at without the whole roster being complete trash
>>144521157>mahomes’ flu gamechiefsmutt we know its you
>>144521161>Gannonplease let this happen...
>>144519511Bad pass protection ever since he came into the league left him both seeing ghosts but also contributed to a series of minor and occasionally major injuries he usually tried to play through. So now his internal clock is fucked, he's constantly anticipating (and thus worrying about) hits, isn't 100% confident in his ability to absorb them and he never really got comfortable in any offensive system. He was slightly overrated coming in but its not like there was nothing there. This team broke him. Just another example of why getting the #1 overall pick is a double-edged sword: If your team is ass enough to get the best prospect they might also be bad enough to ruin him mentally or physically.
>>144521161Manning because winning 2 as a QB gets you in no other stat matters. Flutie if you have some more hyper-abstract thoughts of what the HOF should be. Lol at the rest
>his face when someone post a webm on the genny he doesn't like
>>144521157I'd think you'd have buck broken more than just a single Broncos fan, but does seem as that is it
>OROTY is gonna come out of the absolute worst offense in the leaguelmfao
buck break this bussy
>>144521194Many many more dwserving players
>>144521196>a team leader getting fired up at his team to do better is….LE BAD!!!
>>144521106>ak
>>144521205my jaguars are the WORST fucking team in the league (again) (like they have been for a majority of my life)
>>144521161What about Ryback?!
>>144521207Oh I will
>>144521205>random meaningless stat in week 2Also who cares
>>144521214So they came back and won that game, right?
>>144521214>he posted a caricature of himself Kek what
I don't care. Chiefs are out in the wildcard round if they even make it there. Outside Mahomes, their stars are all old men or gone. Pacheco is ded. Sneed is gone. They're trying to make it work on offense with only Rice. Nah it's not happening. They beat fraudulent Ravens (barely) and dysfunctional Gals (barely) and their defense, the purported strength of their team, was nothing special. Mahomes will have his moments in other years, he might even have more Owls. But not with this team this year. Open your eyes.
>>144521214Temujin is a woman
>>144521214No selfies
>>144521205>route win rateKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKARONI
>>144521157>he is a better version of brady with half the weaponsBrady beat him multiple times in the playoffs when Brady was in his 40's and Mahomes had Tyreek and Kelce in their primes, and in one of those games Brady's best offensive weapon was a jewish manlet. So...yeah. So much for "better with half the weapons"How do you Mahomesfags even live with yourselves
>>144521219kek
>>144521226>>144521227>>144521231>>144521234all me btw
2 RB, 1 QB
Can someone explain how the Saints are only -2.5 favorites at home against the Eagles?
>>144521205I knew Brian Thomas Jr. would be great. I said he and Malik would be better than MHJ but I might end up being wrong on that because MHJ also looks really good.
>>144521285People still think the Eagles are an above-average team. I'm not sure why
>>144521285They played the panturds and cowgoyim
>>144521285I bet on the Eagles to win by 14 (can set your own line and increase your payout)
>>144521298The Eagles are an above average team with average coordinators and a below average coach.
>>144521161no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yes, no, no
>>144521285I think people have went too far on the Eagles. Their defensive line play is atrocious but they can still control the game through that offense and give the Saints a hell of a fight and maybe convincingly beat them. I refuse to just think they're gonna be BTFO on Sunday. I'm actually fucking scared.
>>144521313Really? What positions are they above-average at? I can name two.
>>144521000kek
>>144521298Dream Team of talentDream OC/DCWeek one they looked incredible and that's seemed in minds.
>>144521157>half the weaponsNigga what the fuck. Kelce and Hill were literally first team all-pro before Mahomes arrived and the Chiefs also consistently had numerous pro-bowl players at other positions like Hunt or Schwartz.
>>144521298shut the fuck up faggot. Just shut up or go leap headfirst off of a building. Sick of all the negative comments about the eagles on here when half of the teams you stupid useless and irrelevant nigger fuckers pull for couldn’t win their way out of a wet paper bagFUCK. YOU.
Don’t believe Temujin’s lies. She is latina.
>>144521015Don't be scared of success!
>>144521335QB, RB, WR, TE, OL, and DT. About average at Safety and Corner, below average at DE. Seriously, Bryce Huff looks like Bryce Young rushing the QB.
>>144519546The game where he threw 4 ints in the first half?
>>144521330>I refuse to just think they're gonna be BTFO on Sundaylol most eagles fans are 100% convinced the Eagles are getting absolutely blown the FUCK out by the Saints. It'll be a good test for the Saints though if they can keep it up.
>>144521339Where is this stacked "dream team of talent" that people keep harping on about as they look unimpressive and lose game after game? They have a great O-line, an average RB, a top 10 WR and a good WR. Where else is the talent?>Dream DClmao
>>144521352>lose to the failcunts at homelol lmao even
Arizona Cardinals' Kyler Murray voted NFL Player of the Week after historic NFL Week 2
>>144521378>t. Giants fan
>>144521357>bout average at Safety and Corner
>>144521357I can name 25 teams with better secondaries than the iggles without breaking a sweat
>>144521378Their defensive tackles are supposed to be good but the eagles overall pass rush and defense against the run has been lackluster. It doesn't help that they dont have someone to win one on one since Reddick left. A lackluster defensive line like that is going to handicap the Eagles a lot, especially since Fangio's defense is insistent on a strong front 4. That problem came up a lot when you saw Cousins having all day to throw on Monday night.
>>144520552Your current backup's name is Skyler
>>144521378They're "above average"They're not "stacked"
i’m not worried. can’t you tell? kareem hunt is HIM
>>144521389he earned it, happy for him and Cards fans
are his videos even good?
>>144521416Nah I am
>>144521420dats rite nigguhThey actually are though. Slay is average now, Mitchell is great for a rookie, CJCJ is a total chimp but average, Blankenship is good, and they have good CB depth. Fwiw the LBs look average too. >>144521433>>144521435The secondary and DTs aren't the problem for the Eagles defense. The defensive ends or le edge rushers are fucking terrible. They really miss Reddick. Huff is too small to be an every down rusher, Nolan Smith still doesn't get as much playing time as maybe he should be he's small, Sweat is good but can't do shit with all the others doing nothing, and they have no depth at all. Go watch some of the plays where Kirk "Can't Move" Cousins just stands there while a bunch of small DEs run into his OL and just do nothing. The Eagles can't get a pass rush at all and that does two things. One, it makes it hard for the secondary to cover indefinitely and two, teams are just running right at Huff or Smith and blowing them up so the RB is automatically into the 2nd level.
Real shit bowl tomorrow
>>144521458
>>144521494truly one of THE games of this season
>>144521435Fangio is not creative enough with his back 7 he has versatility back there to work with, but that's probably an as the season thing goes on. They're a pretty confusing team. Their defense is a total wild card both personnel and coaching wise
Tom Brady is 0-2 against Cam Newton.
>>144521505i can tell you this much, if the
>>144521502This dude was so entertaining. That Chiefs offense in 2018 was stacked, shame he was released.
>>144521519Untrustworthy stat
>>144521520uhhh, bros? I think Goodell got to him. >>144521510I think Huff is going to be a situational pass rusher like he was for the Jets. You can't have him on the field for run downs if teams are just going to run right at him and completely negate the DTs.
>>144520596This. It's becoming more and more apparent the cap is simply what the nfl doles out as part of the revenue share.
>>144521487At first I thought the eagles pass rush mightve just been bad because of the slippery turf in brasil but nah, they're just bad without a good edge rusher. Chris Long has rallied about this and said they should make a faustian trade for Myles Garrett.
>>144521542Trade Devin White and a 4th to the Jets for Reddick, sign him to slightly above what he was offered in the offseason by the Eagles.
>>144521529tom brady is a slightly above average qb
>>144521542>faustianholy shit you reddit nigger. the only time ive ever seen that word anywhere else on this website was on /tv/ in a marvel thread. kill yourself
Through 583 career pass attempts:JAMARCUS RUSSELL:3,626 YDS - 17 TD - 18 INT - 68.0 RATING - 4.41ANY ABRYCE YOUNG:3,122 YDS - 11 TD - 13 INT - 70.9 RATING - 3.44ANY/A
>>144521569>le vocabulary is bad and RedditRope yourself
Anon, is >your team facing a lost season after the first two weeks?
>>144521594no
>>144521576But people call me a manchild when I throw my controller.
>>144521594define lost season
>>1445215942-0 so far which is good. Just gotta wait for some guys on defense to come back and hoping for the receiver core to gel more.
If your team is 0-2, please refrain from posting in the genny until you get a win
>>144521594Yeah. I’m just gonna chill and not worry. All i want now is a good football game to watch.
>>144521594Thursday will be the final test if they'll have a season or not.
>>144521617>t.
>>144521587>football is faustianrope YOURSELF
>>144521635
>>144521619Rams after they lose to the Niners this sunday
>>144521657ngl the titans defense is underrated, if Levis would just stop doing some of the most ridiculous heroballery I've ever seen you'd be fine. He's actually the zoomer Wentz
>>144521657Tits have shown unironically shown more signs of life than the Ravens or Bengals. It's not over.
>>144521657Levis has been one of the most entertaining QBs this year. You can't teach his level of retardation.
>>1445216580-3 does not equal a lost season
>>144521673This is like Favre HoF levels of bad decision making
>>144521576>Me to my controller when a bullshit play happens in Madden online
>>144521682It pretty much is. Also factoring their players like Kupp will be out for an extended time so there’s more losses in the future for them
>>144521682No, but 0-3 (0 to 3 uninjured starters) is
>>144521673
>>144521673Philip Riversesque reaction
>they dont know about jordan whittington lmao
>>144521571>>144521673Maybe his only saving grace is he's from some bumpkin school in Connecticut and played at Kentucky so maybe he has perma-heroball mode switch in his head that needs turned off like Allen and isnt just a retard
Hey guys. I just heard the Panthers traded up a treasure box of picks for Bryce Young over Stroud. Is that true?
>>144521745I don’t think Young could make it in the XFL
>>144521594i'm feeling pretty good about it so far
>>144521766Meant Levis didn't mean to you that post
>his team isn't a 2-0 juggernaut feared by the rest of the league
>>144521228>*Andy licks burger ketchup off his thumb*>you think so huh, alright>*munch*
>>144521800sup fat nigger
>>144521797Well in that case, I think Leviss ceiling is a backup qb
>>144521746'fraid so
>>144521800I hope you get in a car accident. Vicucks are a joke compared to my lions this year
>>144521832Me on the left
>>144521846you're pretty cute anon
Curbstomping Taylor Swift in the nastiest hood in Southern California and leaving her as vulture food for the local residents
>>144521822seething lunatic Detoilet fans like you are why Dan Campbell had to sell his house KEK
I don’t like it when my children fight.
i've gained 40 pounds in the last 2 months
>>144521687
Bussy
>>144521934I hadn't considered that.
On throws between 10-19 yards, Nix is just 3-for-14 with 4.1 yards per attempt and two interceptions. He’s 2-for-8 with two more picks on throws over 20 yards.He struggled finding open receivers. He struggled with pocket presence and timing. It’s now also becoming clear that Nix is in over his head as a starter the Broncos are not doing Nix any favors by keeping him as QB1 moving forward in what is likely going to be a lost season for the 0-2 team. At this point, the Broncos must elevate either Stidham or Zach Wilson to the starting job.
>>144521922I lost about 40 recently
>>144521943>At this point, the Broncos must elevate either Stidham or Zach Wilson to the starting job.This is exactly how Russell Wilson looked. I think it's on Payton.
>>144521943And somehow still looks better than Caleb!
>>144521899Incel moment
>>144521949That’s because Russ was never the problem.
>>144521943Payton needs a gigabrained obsessed QB to run his system. That's why Brees was perfect.
>>144521943maybe they can trade him for Taysom Hill
>>144521955Shut up swiftie. Fuck you and your talentless flat whore
>>144521964I still think the Saints should've tried Taysom Hill as a budget version of Josh Allen.
Blo Dix
>>144521963Bo Nix is exactly that. He's not very good at the throwing footballs part though. Is that a dealbreaker?
>>144521975Taysom started multiple games, he is not very good.
>>144519722yes
Zach Wilson going to go 11-2 once he takes over
what are we drinking tonight /druk/bros??? I just got wasted mixing don julio and grapefruit juice lmao
>>144519722Probably not. Your team's offense is still legit, even Devonta Smith alone is scary.
In the shadowz..Behind the scenes..Putting in the werk..out of the spotlight..Waiting.. waiting...Mentally tough..Resilient..Like a gook in the shrubbery.. Ready to strike..And when his number is called..This league will not be ready
>>144522031southern comfort with a splash of dr pepper, my go-to post bbq heartburn remedy
This general really doesn't like Sean Payton
This general really likes this bussy
>>144522165I thought he was a good coach but the way he handled the entire russell wilson shit was terribly done and he came across as an entitled prick
>>144519564Rasm, Gnats, and Dolphins so far.
>>144522026How would jets fags react if darnold and Wilson both make the playoffs? Potentially facing eachother in the superbowl.
>>144520331Mahomes best protection is the refs. It's even more egregious than Brady.
Mahomes name comes from the Sultan Mahomed III
>>144522229sultan deez nuts
Eli Manning really just gonna sneak into the Hall of Fame just for game managing a team that beat the dynastic Patriots twice
>>144522294He also has heart. Giants playoff runs are SOVL
>Mina Kimes of ESPN suggests Raiders could target Matt Stafford trade before November deadlineWhy is this bitches takes popular again? She’s not even attractive
If I wasn't so lazy i'd make a webm of Carr dancing and the Adams catch together
>>144522346lol why the fuck would either team do that?
>>144522031Water
>>144522346>Femoid opinion>Dogshit takeMost iconic duo in football
>>144522346She has a pretty face but horrible teeth that completley ruin any attraction you had to her.
>>144522374Hehe, this tripfag latina thinks she knows ball :)
>>144522367>>144522374The Raiders have the talent to win a owl but no QB. Stafford is at the end of his career and this Rams team is not going anywhere this year with all these injuries + they already have two potential QBs of the future in Jimmy G and Stetson. It's a very logical move for both sides.
>>144522401>they already have two potential QBs of the future in Jimmy G and Stetson
>>144522346Lmfao why? They better give the Rams a bunch of 2nd round picks for him
>>144522401I don’t know about the raiders but the rams season is over. They might as well tank for Quinn Ewers.
>>144522346Raiders will probably get Danny Dimes after the Giants release him this year as a bridge qb
>>144522374Jets/Browns/Beats and drafting qbs in the 1st round that fail spectacularly
>>144522401>JimmyLimp arm retard that only fucks pornstars and gets injured>StetsonGeriatric alcoholic that can barely see over the oline
Stop ganging up on me!
>>144522413No Ewers. I want a top o-line in the first round
>>144522359Did they really have to reference a child molester?
>>144522445Jewish hit job, look it up
>>144522346The funniest thing is because she used the word "can" means this isnt an inaccurate report. But it's as likely as the girls and gnats QB swapping.
>>144522438humiliation ritual
>>144522426I will burn all my fucking raiders stuff if that happens. Even the fucking Farva is better than Danny Dogshit!
>>144522031Molson XXX .. drank 4 gonna eat dinner after a 14 hour shift and go to sleep
>>144522451Good he deserved it
I like Mahomes butt
>>144522470>>144522470>>144522470
>>144522466but Danny Venezuelan pesos won a playoff game didnt you know!
>>144520011He is married to a sheboon so he is obsessed with mutts
>>144519332lamar and his 2 mvp's
