dude >>144519152
doyers
doyers suck
>>144522350Killer thread brah, Mets btw
Yankees.
DUDE TIGERS LMAO
TIGODS
The fat fuck beaner choke champion does it once again
why does Pat Murphy look so angry?
>>144522350
Doyers
berds win and shall be winning out to secure the 2nd wildcard
>jizz jism jizzer
/MILLER/
>>144522418finally tied with the cubes
RISPkees.
We're all in this thread here>>144522350>>144522350>>144522350
anglels
>>144522464>2 posts in 2 hoursLooks like everybody is here actually.
Fuck yeah, Chadres win, got my Bobblehead, a off day tomorrow and we take on the white sox and soon the no pitching doyers. I believe 5 is our magic number. Such a good series win, this team VAR is extremely high.
>>144522428those cubbie bears have a game in hand
>memeners going to get removed from the playoff picture by the YankeesJust like old times
>the barfs
>>144522350dude i think my mariners suck
why doesnt wikipedia have any players season by season stats? it doesnt have to be the full autismo load of stats, but they cant even be bothered to list like batting%, hrs, rbis, etc?
>>144522650Be the change you want to see, leaf.
>>144522650all that shit is on bref. why would anyone take the time to put in on wikipedia?
>>144522639>think
giants desubirdy looked mostly solid, Yaz keeps hitting leadoff dongs, and the bullpen held up for a surprise series win
>>144522665yeah there is a very good chance
>>144522676We tried to help you out back in august, what the hell happened?
Stop looking for walks and swing, you fucks.
>>144522350REMINDER: The Royals will not make it to the playoffs. Not now, not ever.
sex with yankeesgirl
>>144522708thank you
>>144522708keep us updated
>>144522713shes so hot bros
>>144522692it's very simple, this is what you get with a ws rotation, aa level bats and a front office that thinks they run a 47,000 seat bar and restaurant with live entertainment. 2032 was always the plan though please understand
>>144522722>three dimensional ew dude wtf is wrong with you
>>144522726>2032 That isn’t realistic Should be 2054
>memeiners
>>144522722must be a Yankees fan then
>>144522744(((manfred))) wants you to believe this wasnt a controlled demolition
Mariners should sign Soto and give him $80,000,000.
inb4 image deleted
This is /mlb/
>>144522773Thats an odd-looking cake anon
>>144522799soto aint want no part of bein around julio, a lighter skin dominican with those light brown eyes
>>144522820stupid sexy dominican
>>14452279980M for what 1 year?
>>144522837$80Mx5
>>144522809Its the opposite for me. Jerking leads to jinxing.
>>1445228091984 WS Rematch up, TiGods? I got Orioles or Astros against my Chadres in world series, depends but man, I'm feeling pretty optimistic about this week. Feeling so good.
>>144522849Like the memeners have that kind of money
>>144522851>If I jerk off my team will lose I've heard some weird superstitions but this isn't one of them.
>>144522858Its why I caused the Yankees to lose Game 4 of the 2004 ALCS.
>>144522866
>>144522851I used to think like this... when I was 15 years old
>>144522866Fucked up.
>>144522915Show me their clutch time stats
>CHP released eyewitness footage regarding Julio Urias' domestic dispute.https://x.com/DodgersTailgate/status/1836571414159057039
>>144522915lindor
>>144522915>Aaron Judge has a career postseason batting average of .211
>>144522923neither of them have it. id rather have corey seager or midgetuve in that spot
>>144522927loser piece of shit flushed tens of millions of dollars down the toilet
>>144522927sickening, but pales in comparison to trevor bauer's multiple rapes
>>144522956i dont think dodgers would've resigned him thoughever
why don't the mariners just score more runs?
>>144522940reminds me of ARod sans 2009
>>144522961yeah, but someone else would have. just glad he's no longer our problem.
>>144522967That’s like asking them to stop sucking dicksThey can’t
>>144522927we live in a society
>>144522927He's got that Yankee contract locked down
Thoughts on the Oakland B's first season?They made the playoffs by winning the second half of the season, but lost to the Yolo High Wheelers
>>144522927>julio urias, welcome to the nfl
>>144523011that netting is atrocious
>Craig Kimbrel DFA by OriolesWhich lucky team will obtain his services?
>>144523011Good for them
>>144523019karachi monarchs
>>144523019craig kimbrel... welcome back to the los angeles dodgers!
I firmly believe Trevor Bauer should get another chance
>>144523033Spiritual cub
>>144523019Hmmmmm..... I guess Padres can get to fix what's broken, we have Suarez but his fastball is way too hittable, I can probably see Niebla squeezing whatever mechanics fucking with Kimbrel.
>>144523033He does but he won’t >>144523046Where are the pics 2hu
>graig krumble is the only mlb player to play for each team twiceinterdasting
>>144523033Checked, he would look good in black and gold one-two punch with Skenes
>>144523011>fired the manager in their inaugural seasonThat's funny
>>144523011Lmao @ losing to Yolo but glad Oakland has something Fisher is a bitch
>>144523030kek
>>144523053Oh yee let me post rn!
>>144523011Oh this is where that female pitcher plays?>13 games >12.17 ERAoof. That's unfortunate. I genuinely really want a woman to do well in baseball but I guess there just aren't any that are up to that level yet.
>>144523053As promised!
Genius strategy by the O's to lose a bunch of games at the end of the season to be an unsuspicious wild card and dominate the playoffs.
I am going to bed and I hope to post yankeeswin.jpeg in the morning. Good night to everyone except the rest of the AL East, mest, birdfags, and asstros. >>144523033Based.
man shut the fuck up, it should be illegal to get that excited about the mariners
Ohtani's bullpen todayhttps://twitter.com/ShotimeLAD/status/1836519019312222364
>>144523116Keep the KirbyRemove the rest
>>144523116Based
>>144523141It should be illegal to like memeners at all tbqh
Should I get my hopes up brewskie brosLast year hurt
THANK YOU FAT OLD GINGERMARINERS TIE THE GAME
>>144523033Agreed, but who deserves to have that evil put on their team?
>>144523046Uh, sauce? How do you keep managing to find all this shit.
>>144523153I wonder what Ippei is up to
>>144523156I have night cap kirby plushy somewhere, love me kirby.
>>144523193He was turned into a dog.
>>144523200I bet he lives with his parents now
>>144523116Post your Fumo
>>144523193slowly compiling evidence against Ohtani, the sworn brother who betrayed him, in order to expose Ohtani and take revenge
>>144523214>now
>>144523221That manga arc would be fucking awesome
>>144523224I thought he was married. it really would be fitting if he does live with his parents and is delivering food for cash still.
>>144523191I just save whatever shit I see whenever there's 2hu threads on /v/, I probably have like almost 7k downloads of smut and cute 2hu girls lol
>>144523141What broadcasterAlso btfo
>>144523239>still
>>144523252htf does one fuck up so badly
>>144523259He really had a good thing going, didn't he?
>>144523244Based.
>>144523244cringe
>snide
why did you make a new thread when the previous one still hasn't reached bump limit? >>144508886
>>144523310The retarded cubes spammer got banned and 30+ posts got deleted
>>144523310It was at limit but somebody got jannied and 30 "i'm a girl" posts got deleted.
Okay this is hilarious Good job brewers
dfa julio
Being a Mariners fan is purgatory
gg yanks
Another October without Mariners baseball. Why do I get my hopes up every year
Marinersisters
nice bunt you fucking faggot
>that bunt attempt
Marinersfags getting their comeuppance for being insufferable cunts all season Not a serious franchise Will never win a world series
>>144523366Its our curse. Somebody in the org made a deal with the devil during the 2001 season.We're cursed to be a perennial 79-84 to 90-72 team. Just good enough to make the playoffs once a decade, just bad enough to never advance to the ALCS.
>>144523394Making the playoffs once a decade would be great
>>144523414it would be an improvement.Fuck that is sad.
>>144523387Imagine being upset over...Mariners fans??????? Lmao.
>oh no we missed the playoffs for the 23rd time in 24 years nooooooo faggots. Stop shitting up /mlb/ threads with your irrelevant AAA team
Why is baseball so comfy? I didn't think I'd enjoy it until a few Astros games when I worked in Houston hooked me.
>game is still on>mariners already saying it’s over what the fuck
>>144523434cope
Randy...
>>144523434ok what else
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
KWAB
I'm gonna fucking kill myself holy shit what is this team
>>144523439/we/ knew what was coming mariners cannot fuckin score a manfred runner
Arm and Hammer body wash is such a goat bodywash, I think it cleans better than all the previous body washes I use.
if the yankees clinch their spot off a play like that i'm gonna be laughing until tomorrow
Baseball is getting really fucking goofy at the end of this season
The most mariners play of all timeKWAB
literally inventing new ways to lose
Julio has been thrown out on the bases several times in big moments this season and now the Ms will miss the playoffs by 1-2 games
>mariners baserunningmy fucking sides
In all my years of watching baseball that was easily one of the stupidest things I've ever seen.
What's worse, this or caught stealing on a 3-0 bases at home loaded at home? Anyone have either webm? I love Mariners comedy
>>144523463I'm a lifelong Mariners fan born in 1998. This is all I know.
>>144523420you people were insanely annoying all year yes. especially the ones trying to force metsiners
>>144523483Honestly both sum up the mariners as an organization entirely Just peak comedy for the amusement of others
kinda insane
We in the playoffs
gg yanks it's so over m'sbros
Can anyone explain WHY THE FUCK Seattle is incapable of hitting a fastball down the middle of the fuckin plate? Every night /we/ waive at ten pitches that should be base hits or XBH
HOLY SHIT LMAOOOOOO>memeners
>tfw the stankees m8 the playoffs
>>144523483last night's was way worse, that was a conscious bad decision, this was just a super unlucky but reasonable reaction
>>144523483Robles getting caught last night was the most angry I've been watching the M's in my life. Turned the game off after that.
>>144523488>t.Actually imagine being upset over the Mariners. >you peopleI'm not one of them. You sound incredibly upset over the Mariners though.
https://twitter.com/cjzero/status/1836628098361479305MARIJUANAS KEK
>give up 1 run in 9 innings>lose Mariners baseball
>>144523496Do memeiners fans use slurs?
>>144523483Robles by far. That was absolutely brain dead. This was just unlucky.
not even an m's fan but that was painful to watch
I always laugh at that one guy on the Mariners broadcast crying "oh no".
memeiner meltdown kek
>>144523520I've been against faggotry and gayposting all year and I'm a Mariners fan
>>144523519Every single pitcher deserves better than this team.
Remember Mariners, don't be so cocky and spamming "DA MEMEINERS WON A SERIES" Karma always finds a way to bite you in the ass and it finally got to you. I try not to be cocky, but always watch what you say, maybe you would have snuck into a playoffs spot if yohr mouth wasn't so chirping earlier in the season. Baseball is such a cruel sport. Still love you memeniers, better lucky next season.
Its officially unofficially joever marnerbros
(you)
>>144523517I put that just as much on retard Randy as Julio
>>144523522It was hilarious to me How do you fuck up that bad on back to back nightsBasically threw away any chance of making the playoffs away
>>144523532stfu retard
>>144523532>4chan posts made the mariners not make playoffs lmao you're just as retarded as they are
Julio…. What are you doing m8
>>144523377I think there are a few regular season games in October
>>144523549This makes it more understandable but god damn he fucked upEven the third base coach is yelling at him the whole way
>>144523551when is the last time a hitter threw a bat that far past the 3rd base bag? Arrozarena is the bigger retard
THEEEE YAAAANKEEES WIIIIIN!OCTOBER BOUND!
>>144523549>>144523551dfa julio
>>144523547I mean Phillies bridge bro believed, Cocount poster for /hoc/ believed, everyone can believe through the power of Mongolian basket weaving website
>>144523547>he doesn't believe you can astropathically affect things with your thoughts and energyNgmi
>>144523549lmao
>>144523568the fucking retard says the same stupid shit every year
kek
could the mariners still make it to postseason?
AND YOOOOOU COULD HAAAAAVE IT AAAALLMY EMPIIIRE OF DIRTI WILL LEEET YOU DOOOWNI WILL MAKE YOU HURT
>>144523577who knows, anything could happen next year.
>>144523574>not having faith
>>144523585>not just reading the daily horoscope
>>144523575>>144523577>>144523580>>144523583>>144523561At least your Seahawks looking good.
>>144523580not over yet, we have the rags and As, they have Angels (tough) and Guardians (even harder), and then head to headwe can take back 3 games in that series in houston alone and we're only 4 games back. and even if we don't catch them, if they can sweep the guardians, we're back in wild card race
>>144523597Hockey season starts soon.
>>144523580https://youtu.be/vxfzsILvgyE?si=HNSkdkjbfQRG49cj&t=66>always good when the astros lose
>>144523597>>144523583the answer is no
>>144523580I looked at this guys twitter and he sounds like he wants to rope
>>144523593>no you can't trust fake mumbo jumbo like faith or belief>you have to trust le heckin science and numbers
>>144523618>bros chakras isn't aligned with the starsNgmi
This organization is just a colossal joke. They are an embarrassment every season. Every fan who is willing to show up at the stadium should wear a paper bag on their heads. Send a message to ownership. This shit is unacceptable. 48 seasons and only 5 postseasons and 0 World Series appearances. Damn organization is run by clowns.
>Mest remaining schedule is 4 vs Lillies, 3 at Barves, 3 at Broorsdo we see another collapse from them?
>>144523626I want to see it for laughs
>>144523626it’s really just the braves series that matters, historically it has not worked out for the mets but they are both very different teams from last year
>>144523618sure thing, faggot. I won't bother to delve into the hypocrisy behind my criticism>>144523622you're not some guru. you're a hypocritical patronizing slob.
>>144523636For me, it's activated almonds.
>>144523644hey, I have to read your garbage. you can read mine. fuck you.
>>144523647>seething at 2huare you retarded?
>>144523650That’s not even 2hu that’s fake 2hu
>>144523636
is joe kelly seething tonight?
>>144523654damn, I've been bamboozled!
>>144523655>the rays have made more World Series than the marinersGrim
it isn’t normal to be uninterested in sex as a man in your mid 20s right?
>>144523663Sounds like you have contracted the gayYou should get that checked out by a doctor
>>144523660>joe kellyYou mean, Based Kelly?
>>144523661by a lonely old troon
>>144523671>played on 2018 red sox>played in 2020 doyersoh no no no no no
>>144523671Didn't he get cucked by Ohtani? Lol
>>144523483Did mariners do something embarrassing again? I will post the steal of home when I get home from the bar.
>>144523730Julio forgot he was playing baseball>>144523549
>>144523555Last day of the regular season is Sunday 9/29
>>144523577Unlikely. They'd have to win at least 8 of the last 10 and even then would need some help probably. The only real chance is to win 10 in a row.
>>144523580>10 game lead >fewer runs scored than the 4th place team who is 14 games under .500 mid-Junewho could have seen the mariner collapse coming
>get your ass beaten so hard your broadcaster leaves for the other teamlmao
>>144523730Julio had bonehead baserunning error #10 on the season
>>144523757Mariners fans always lowkey disliked Sims and I never understood why. He's a real good radio and TV guy. Cared about the team and you could tell. Yankees are getting a real one
They should trade this overrated errors machine and strikeout merchant while you can still fleece someone.
>>144523757Holy fucking kek
can any older boomers here tell me what happened when deion sanders had to play in a mlb and nfl game on the same day? wouldnt the seasons have overlapped slightly in september? was it just understood he would play in nfl games on sunday instead of mlb games?
>>144523800The Raiders used to play on the same field as the A's so they'd play 1 quarter of football then 3 innings of baseball alternating. Deion would switch out of his pads and into baseball gear on the fly
>>144523800vaguely feel like I remember one time when he played both in the same day >>144523815was getting ready to ask if it was that often until I read more carefully
>>144523800nobody knows. it’s one of sports greatest mysteries.
>>144523815
Doyer riggitinis......https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LseQJ9tftP4
baseball boys are cute!
Where can I get a baseball gf (bf)?
>>144523496mad.
>>144523730>>144523735>>144523483>>144523490I'm pretty shit faced by now but I'm starting to think that the mariners are not a very good team.
>>144524056top kek
>>144524002Los angeles
>>144524070already on my way, hopefully they'll be hispanic too
Aussie is going to up getting gaped by a latinx femboy
I fixed this btw
>>144522404Holy based
>>144524108based, a latina ruined my life and I wouldn't trade it for the world
>>144524221Baseball boys are so cute and creative
>>144524286I'm looking for a latino more than a latina
>>144524306latina(o)
>>144524056what compels a player to do this?
>>144524469Everyone is just kinda standing around so in a sense I get it. That said the situation or the point in the season that they’re in is one of those “you can’t do this here” moments. Early in the season alright but not bases loaded while your playoff hopes are barely hanging on.
>>144523115>yet
>clinch a playoff berth>partying like they won the world series or something
>>144524221You think you can do a Korone one, technically Petco park is with a cat and dog, and Korone fits perfectly for a Padres mascot.
>>144524771I mean... the last time the Yankees went to a World Series the current players were in Elementary-Middle School.
>>144524788I didn’t make I just edited it kek
>>144524469Mental retardation
base
ball
>>144522380we’re so back
This is a top tier meme ESPN stat
>>144524561>2 outs>3-0 count >down by 1 run this is as big a retard move on April 1st as it is on September 30th.
>>144525392It would be pretty funny on April 1st though
>>144525424Mariners season is just a 6 month long April fools joke on their fans anyway
Good morning mlb and Metschads.No more easy games starting tonight.
>>144523549I don't get why the play isn't called dead here, people are acting like he was supposed to just let the bat hit him
>>144525452kek u rite
>>144525383> topest kek
>>144525465It was a strikeoutAlso everyone but Julio realized it was live so it’s absolutely on him
>>144523176Crack open a cold one and enjoy the ride, win or lose, at least you watched baseball with a cold one and frens
>>144523244Do you ever go to /jaypee/?
>>144525465People on IG and Twitter saying this same retarded thing. This, or they thought he got thrown out with a second ball lmao. He had plenty of time to get back to the bag, he was laughing with the dugout like a retard.
We need nu tho
Luisangel Acuna has a better OPS than Shohei Ohtani.
>>144525675A dork, a thug and a gunshot victim walk into a bar....
hey guys female here love baseball desu how do i get more girl friends interested? it always seems to be dudes
>>144525807I'm female too.
>>144525779and thats just acooña
I was asleep and missed the game but My New York Yankees are now 5 games up in the division and have clinched a post-season spot. I’m starting to feel….hopeful.
>>144525807I feel like baseball is one of the more popular sports with women although I have no way of backing that up.
I think this year has made me had the Braves even more than I thought possible, strictly for allowing the Mets to get this cocky.
>>144525967Hate*
>>144525807Just show your girl(boy)friends Ohtani highlights
>>144525967>>144525978Jomsboys said baseball is fun and it has been.
>beating yourselves 2 nights in a row during a wildcard raceKwab
>>144526187>poolio
>>144525967Braves fans are universally pieces of garbage not entitled to basic human rights or to even be considered human beings. This is a good thing.
>>144525961It definitely is in Boston. It’s also an indicator of class. A chick with a Sox hat usually had an upper middle class upbringing. If you see a girl in a Bruins jersey steer clear.
>>144523046I'm literally shitting at work and watching this on repeat because it helps me cope the fact I hate desk jockeys so fucking much. Bless 2hu poodres poster.
>>144526321
>>144525961Yeah but I don't know any diehards at least at the rate of guys. Not even the girls that used to play softball seem to follow religiously.>>144525979Lol.
You cant make this shit up. What was he thinking?
What exactly is accomplished with playoff bye's being only the top 2?
>>144522927>disturbing contentA slight push is seen.
>>144526447Do you know diehard female fans of any sport?
are we totally ignoring the fact that the White Sox had a three-game winning streak last week?
>>144526459why shouldn't the best teams be rewarded? It's like the NFL, when you expand the playoffs, you lessen the meaning of regular season games, unless you give an advantage to the very best teams.
>>144523738Oh ok, then no
>>144526459How else would you filter 6 teams into 4?
Phillies, please. Don't be the nats. You CANNOT be as useless as the nats. I beg you. Wouldn't you rather see the braves over the cheating Mests? PLEASE, don't fucking be useless.
>>144523800He played for both Atlanta teams at the same time and in one instance he did play both, a day game for the Barves and a night game for the Falcons.
>>144526684It’s all good the Phillies are going to shoot a big load right down the Mets throats tonight and the Mets are going to love it and beg for more and lick their balls
Say something nice about my Mariners.
>>144526684Seethe and >>144526741Cope
>>144526684Kek, why don’t you ask the gayves why Luisangel is not on the team with his bro?
>>144523549Why is that not a dead ball? Guy had a bat flying at him, what is he supposed to do?
>>144526755My Yankees are feeling themselves after making the playoffs so they'll probably fuck up their game with your Mariners today. They don't let us fans feel too good about them for too long.
>>144526789Get back on base?
>>144526755they have good pitching and a couple of decent hitters. outside shot at the playoffs. they're a good team.
>>144526788who the fuck cares about some trash brother of the GOAT
>>144526755It was very nice of them to give that retarded Dominican boy a job
>>144526755The team isn't that bad, they're just managed and owned by absolute fucking retards. They should've won the division this year and I think it could've happened if they shifted focus about 6-8 weeks ago.
>>144526755Good core, need a culture change more than personnel change desu.
I'm gay.
>>144526909suck it skid!!
>>144526684>>144526827Holy fucking kek gay Braves begging for sympathy and charity. Pathetic.
>>144526755>>144526834I really still think they can build this kid into a star. I think however they majorly fucked up and maybe unintentionally put way too much pressure on him to be one and to lead/carry the team. I think this offseason could be big for him if they just focus on his swing to build some consistency and bring his confidence back. Get rid of the Julio section at the park, have him wear team issued gear so no sparkly shoes or sleeves, and lock him in a batting cage with Edgar until he isn't falling into the other batters box swinging at pitches that are 4 inches off the plate. If you guys get Julio to be August 2023 Julio even 50% of the time then he's something to be afraid of.
We're hitting meme magic levels that shouldn't even be possible>>144522854Yes as long as it goes the same way, not like the more recent series
>>144527088>trade away good players>still make the playoffsWtf
Marlins please win today
We need Fem-tho
Groundrule Double should become a Triple instead.
>>144527244My condolences in advance
>>144527088>>144527209it's actually an incredibly based move tbqh and I respect it
>>144527336Maybe only for people who run fast. Should be a single for fat first base men
>>144527244someone post the graphyou know the one
>>144524771>this summer>Blood Meridian finally hits the big screen>Aaron Judge is... Judge Holden
>>144527244I don't think it's gonna happen, Padres need to win 4 more games than the Dodgers in the last 9
Mlub
>>144527468Good thing we got 2 guaranteed sweeps the next two series
>>144527508>we>guaranteed sweepsbased retard
>>144527508Tain't be overlooking anyone.. I would be happy with series wins in LA and AZ and entering the playoffs as the top WC
>>144527244Ehhhh probably not happening tbdesu
Can someone remind me again what the mets have done to deserve an Acuña with two healthy kneecaps?
>>144527546Cabrera been solid the past two starts. If it wasn't Flaherty or Yamamoto I would put some money on the Marlins
>>144527621retarded new owner wanted to make a splash, spent $100M on two washed former Cy Young pitchers, gave one to the Texans for Acuna 2. Pls understand.
Soon there will be a lot of baseball fans angry over this man, and but there are expectations that another group of them will be very welcoming.
>>144527817Manfred will give him all the juiced balls in all his starts to humiliate him
>>144527833And then he'll order the ump to eject him for sticky stuff after the first inning
How do the Nationals have fans when D.C. is such a soulless shithole? At least New York and Philly have character.
>>144527833Is there any way to get Manfred out of his leadership position? Baseball might be better off without him.
>>144527817if manfred wouldn't let him back to save the doyers season this year, then he's not coming back.
>>144524757Yes yet. Kelsie Whitmore is 5'6, 130 lbs. She obviously doesn't have the right body for being a pitcher.It's not like there aren't very tall and fit women out there. You get one of those volleyball players or basketball players and teach her to play baseball and she could possibly do well.
C: Alvarez/Parada1B: Vientos/Clifford 2B: Acuna/Jettie/McNeil3B: Mauricio/Baty/McNeilSS: Lindor/Acuna/JettieAll these ‘spects will pan out and the Mets will have an elite infield for a decade. It’s so over for every other team.
It's gonna be incredible seeing the O's win their last 10 straight games to clinch the division.
I like weekday day games
>>144527817I’m not going to take his numbers seriously in a league where a soon to be 43 year old Robinson Cano has over 1.100 OPS.
>>144527621They are not the Braves. Universal karma demanded it.
>>144527986Baty, Mauricio, and maybe Clifford (if they somehow land Soto) are trade bait. They don’t have the positional versatility that Jett Williams and Acuna Jr. Jr. do. Even Vientos can play 1B/3B/DH. Gilbert’s not going anywhere cause he’s Bader’s replacement. Also Parada sucks lol.
>Sale>one run inNot padding the lead today
smelly de la poos
>Jackson Holliday walksOH NO NO NO, /sp/ BROS, WE'RE GETTING BTFO
>>144528515At this pace he’ll get his BA over .175 and OPS over .550 by the end of the season. So fucking elite truly the future of baseball.
Literally fuck Cincinnati.
>>144528591You mad, skibidi? Braves win and Phillies own you tonight. You're done kid, rest of your season is tough and we will sweep you MolEsTerS when we play.
Hello baby jurl I am Jonathan India plz send bob n vagene thank you sars
>>144528628he's as much as a scammer as one that's for sure he can't play baseball should stick to track
twins slurping their way to the finish
>>144528056not so fast. tigers will win the series
I can’t believe the Gloryholes are actually gonna miss the playoffs what a shitshow
>>144528563All while being the age of a Double A player. He's on track to be an All-Star next season.
For me, it’s the South Jersey Sfogliatellas
>>144528657who the hell are the glory holes?
>>144526755They are without a doubt the most hilariously inept franchise on the face of the earthKWAB
>>144528688did you just show up here recently or something
He’s looks like the kind of guy to charge five bucks at the gloryhole smdh
>>144528701bitch answer the question what is the gloryholes name?say it
>>144528658He has a 34% K rate and his contact quality is fucking abysmal. Way too early to call him a bust but you should pump the brakes on annointing him
Clutschman always ALWAYS comes through. He literally never fails us.
I didnt think it was possible to be too short for a gloryhole until I met Jose Altuve
>>144528712nah, lurk moarshow some humility before you start making demands around here
>>144528726Who do you think you are, chum bucket attendee?
So how good was Jor-El, the baseball player?
>>144528717kek
>Markus Lynn Betts>MLBwtf
>>144528735I am the eyes and the ears of this institution
>>144528758go stick to your chum bucketthe braves rock skibidi
>>144528688Use your context clues nigga what does Gloryholes rhyme with
>>144528795Boystown?
>>144528795is it oreo
>>144528795and don't call me nigga that's weird !!11!one
reds trying to kill people cuz they suck big cok
>>144528795The team with a name that rhymes with that is definitely making the playoffs
If the Jints lose here, are they eliminated?
>>144528795Something about yankee glory? IdkWhat is a gloryhole anyways?
ozuna from da braves
>>144528854They were eliminated yesterday
>>144528869he can hit me whenever he wants :D :P xD :O
>resd
Olson you sexy bastard just take me already :O
My Stros magic number is 6 and we play the Angels for 4 games next. This race might be over before Seattle even gets to Houston.
this is /mlb/
>>144528954imagine being a fan of cheaters
An alcs without the poopstros would save this sport
>>144522927>Didnt even get a clean hitGay should have let them go at it
my seattle redditors!!!
>>144528978Better than being a fan of faggots, chokers, or shitters>>144528991Wrong, an 8th straight ALCS would be kino
>>144529024This picture is real
>>144529032not really cuz any time you win ppl will just call you cheaters and it's not even alleged you literally got caught sticky handed kiddo
>>1445289913 seed is so good, they're only potential difficult draw would be Tigers in WC. Can't see how they're not back in the ALCS this year (if not WS). AL sux
>>144529003>>144528966but they're female
>2024 i am forgotten...
>>144529100literally who
>2024 i am forgotten....
>>144529100their season, and relevance for the next decade, was over the minute the "ohtani is on the plane to toronto" and "kikuchi rented out a sushi place for the ohtani welcome party" narrative fell apart
>>144529132kek
>>144529118they'll have their dynasty like the jints. its an off year for bochy
>>144529118is that chuck norris' gang of wragglers
my braves have scored all their runs for the rest of the week
guys .. imagine if the MolEsTorS make the playoffs over the braves just cuz of injuries.. playoffs would be a joke and have an asterisk.
>>144529170gay braves kek
>>144529100Manoah will be back.
eke mets!
>>144529069Don’t care, 2022 was legitimate and seething fans from worse teams being upset about something that happened 7 years ago means nothing outside the city limits. Cry all you want.
>>144528658They brought him up too early. Jared Kelenic 2.0
>>144529184In AAA?
>>144529184back in the buffet line
>>144528691I honestly don't think the management is that inept. The problem is ownership doesn't want to spend money since Cano was a flop so their only chance is to develop players. It's almost impossible to get a good free agent position player to Seattle to play 81 games in a park where the ball doesn't carry and their power numbers will go down 30%. Seattle is MLB on hard mode, similar to Cincinnati or Miami
>>144529184
>Braves scored 11 so far todayThey'll get shut out by the Marlins tomorrow
>>144529132b-bakana...
>jerry put together the worst team in history so he can save the money and use it to build a concept baseball field to where he wants to put his next stadium.these fucking whos
>>144529207reddit
>>144529278
>>144529252You typed all that shit to defend dipoto Shut the fuck up
Twinks just blew their lead. Tigers will be tied for WC3 if Cleveland holds on lmao. Baseball has been extra kino this year.
>>144529336What is Dipoto supposed to do when his budget can only afford Polanco and Garver and Seattle has literally zero chance at top 10 FA batters?
>>144529370My bad game is tied at 2, thought they scored two in the sixth.
>>144529370twinks are literally the braves of the AL. Injury galore and it's coming to haunt both teams
>>144529386Tired of hearing about the meme layer. Does it prevent your org from developing gap to gap hitters too??
>>144522927lame. if you're going to sacrifice your mlb career and millions of dollars may as well knock the bitch unconscious.
The diamondbacks spent the last 3 months going back and forth with padres for the number 1 wild card spot only for them to most likely get eliminated from playoff contention entirely at the very end of the season lol
>>144529414T-Mobile is objectively the most difficult park to hit in and worst for power hitting. You cannot argue this.
>>144529482>FAGGOTbacksdeserve it for one of the most boring WS in mlb history last year
>>144529482my fraudbacks....
>>144529506You don’t need incredible power to develop a lineup focused on gap to gap hitting and competent base running. The latter we all know the memeiners clearly do not have. All they do is pitch well, they’re not bad on defense either tbqh. But pitching has been the entire strategy it seems, why defend your retarded gm that everyone hates for it not working?
>Luke JacksonNo idea how this faggot dodged being DFA'd
>>144529672that pop fly drop was on garbcia
>>144529672>>144529672nvm Jackson is trash
>>144529687>>144529710The thing about it that gets me is that we have several arms just sitting in AAA that would be much better than him
I still think the Padres can somehow take the division from the Dodgers. If the Dodgers lose just one of the four game before their series against the Padres, Padres will be in striking distance to take the lead going into the series unless by some miracle bad luck they lose to the White Sox(Which I would say they deserve to lose the division if that happens)
>>144529644>focused on gap hittingThis is not a real thing. This has never been a real thing. T-Mobile has always been one of the most difficult parks to hit a double if not the single most difficult. All teams try to hit fly balls and home runs and that's how everyone has operated the last decade.
>>144529835TheDoyers falling into the Wild Card and still choking in the first round would be top shelf comedy
Man if Michael Harris can put together a full healthy season we could see something special.
>>144529835Dodgers probably have to lose 2 of the Miami or Rockies (x2) series.. I think the away series at Coors is a distinct possibility. Even with that, Padres need to mostly win out and really have to sweep in LA.
>>144529861any route where the Dodgers embarrass themselves in the playoffs is a funny one considering how much the Dodgers get hyped up and the money they spent on their star player who will somehow manage to not get a hit the whole time.
>>144529100I go to their AA team games all the time because they play 20 minutes from me. Unfortunately they are also usually in last place.
Austin Slater crashes on top of Cedric Mullins while trying to make a catch.
>>144529842Gap hitting is not a real thing? The meme layer makes T-Mobile the worst HR park, therefore the best strategy while playing there is to sellout for the long ball? Mariners are >30th in AVG>30th in hits >27th in 2B>29th in 3B>14th in HRs>1 in SO (top kek)How is that working out for you? The meme layer keeps you from making contact even?
>>144529835they definitely can. dodgers SP is absolute garbage. the poodres also own the season series vs the dodgers so in reality they're only 2.5 games back.i'm already resigned to the idea of dodgers being a wildcard, either way they'll choke regardless.
>>144529842I weep for the current generation of baseball analysis reading this post.
I hate buntin' ass bitches.This ain't 1920. You're not Willie Keeler.
>>144530031the only buntin' I do is on ur daughter
>clown shoes giant bases are gay>the DH is gay>Manfred runners are gayThe only nubaseball rule that's decent is the pitch clock
>>144529999we're 4 up in the loss column. why would the lead only be 2.5 games?
>>144530031that's wee willie keeler tyvm
>>144530031Bunting across the league is so awful the past couple years that I don't know why managers allow it. Bunting is dead. And don't get me started on this bullshit new catching style with the leg out.
>>144530139They have the regular season win so if the Padres and Dodgers both end up at 94 wins the Padres win the division
>>144530170sure, but the dodgers have to lose 4 more games than them for that to happen. that would mean it's technically a 3-game lead
No Chadres baseball today but can we get some heccing chaos in this bitch, it would be so awesome, it would be so cool if we gained some standings today.
Sale only went 5IP 2ER today but he's in line for another win. He's got the Cy Young in the bag.
>Tigers make WC after selling at the deadline >Dodgers lose NL West to Padres in the last two weeks of the season >Braves miss the playoffs entirely >Dodgers eliminated by Mets in NLWC Round >Tigers knock out Astros in ALWC round
>>144530216braves aren't missing the playoffs skibidi have you seen the Mets remaining games?
>>144530162Based
>>144530243Yes.
>15-3Yep, definitely getting fucked by Miami tomorrow
Birds walk-off homer the VaGiants!!! (But more surprisingly is that they scored 5 runs).
>Even when they tried to use analytics, the White Sox weren’t sure how. For years, they used two sets of adjusted Trackman data: One, like most teams, they received from a third party, and another was developed by their own analytics people. Sometimes the two sets of data would be dramatically different, making it difficult to evaluate players and write reports. In 2019, a debate about using spin rate versus adjusted spin rate caused internal strife.>“It was comical,” said a former baseball operations employee of different departments using different sets of data. “No one knew what was what.”
>>144530302ITS DAYSBEL DAY
It’s time for Yankees baseball!
>>144530316>Even when they tried to use analytics, the White Sox weren’t sure how.
>>144530417I am grateful we didn't send any of high leverage arms in for once. I swear Snit will send Jiminez out for the 8th up 9-2
>>144530483will you be injecting steroids to show your support
>>144530513Your mom.
It's goatee /walter/ time.
>>144530544More like Walker
The Atlanta Braves have won the baseball game
>>144530544It’s /eliminated from playoff contention/ time
>Tloses
DETROIT!WE'RE IN IT!
thank you injuns
Kek memeiners
>T***s
baking bread>>144530655>>144530655>>144530655
Good throw Lukes
>>144530316>In 2019, a debate about using spin rate versus adjusted spin rate caused internal strife.Jesus christ whos
>>144530203That Astros series was wild
