I wanna die
>>144526148Is it obvious to anyone else that Travis Kelce is obviously a closeted homosexual in a manufactured relationship with fellow homosexual Taylor Swift?
>>144526148as long travis kelce is making tay tay happy i love him
>>144526148I'm more concerned with "apple pie toast crunch"Da fuk going on down there m8s?
>>144526277Mixing Reeses Puffs, Lucky Charms and Cinnamon Toast Crunch together doesn't seem more strange?
I just know these taste like absolute shite
>>144526285No because I'm familiar with all of those cereals, they have been around since forever. Mixing them together is just speed running diabetes nothing new for you guys.I don't know why anyone would want apple pie tasting cereal.
>>144526285I dunno, all your food sounds crazy.
>>144526303Apple and cinnamon go together. It's just cinnamon toast crunch with a little apple flavor.
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>>144526285That actually sounds good
>>144526264He dated black chicks almost exclusively before Taylor, given Taylor is almost flat as a board it does seem manufactured
>>144526148I'm more impressed that their favorite cereals are all General Mills cereals. It's the type of thing that makes me dislike them so much they are the embodiment of middle american people who simply want to be famous. Travis Kelce's whole Gucci Getup at the US Open, Jason Kelce's eagerness to be on TV, they are the type of people who want to be on the cereal box. They are the people who invest in the craft lite beer company in Ohio, they are the type of people who exist only to be the fantasy of people in Middle America's "what if I was rich and famous" fantasies. Frankly they look like they have really bizarre political views, like if you asked Jason Kelce about economic policy he'd start going on about how we need a William Jennings Bryan again.
>>144526285I wouldn't want those 3 together but would gladly eat all 3 separately
>>144526148It is a HUGE day for goyslop.
>>144526360He seems a bit gay. I'm not gonna lie. I wouldn't be surprised if this is a beard relationship and I think that's why the contract fake story a few weeks ago hit so hard.Just look how well groomed he is, listen to how he talks, even how he dresses. I've always been around a lot of dudebro faggots and he comes off as a dudebro faggot. Like he'd be the perfect star of a gay gymbro romcom.
>>144526148There's worse humiliation rituals remember that this man is a Christ figure to billions of browns that you don't have to Le speak English And the CIA unmade him
>>144526148are mashmallows an appropriate breakfast?
>>144526341Bringing back minibuns for the nth time. Cereal companies are just as bad a hollywood with the soft reboots.
>>144526715>Guy does something cute for his kids >Chuds "This is all part of the Globalist plan to emasculate men" If you want kids, why don't you develop some interests besides fringe internet conspiracy theories and footy
>>144526148You live in the land of cheap firearms. What is stopping you?
>>144526705yea he's a fag and his brother is constantly disappointed in him
>>144526148I wish I was an americhad so bad brosI have to eat this shit as a europoor
The Lucky Charms leprechaun is a RACIST stereotype and needs to go the way of Chief Wahoo, Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben.
>>144527371seethe ya chud
>>144526148i have kelce fatigue
>>144527371Powerful statement, I stand with you
>>144526148I miss Gronk so much
>>144526148How did these faggots become the face of the NFL? The NFL is so fake, gay, corporate, and soulless now.
>>144526148>what do we do with crumbs and leftover trash? i know schlomo, lets put them all in a box and slap some divegrass shabbos goy on the cover and watch them eat the shit bugs wouldnt even touch
>>144527371Nah mate, doesn't count.
Come home, yt man
>>144527270I hope you're shitposting, that looks great GermChad. Would say add more cinnamon.
>>144527371Sorry you're white so it's not appropriation
>>144526148Are Flutie Flakes still a thing?
>>144533787>irish>white
>>144527371Don’t worry. He’s Irish. He’ll drink himself to death soon.
>>144527371lmao
