Stroud: Wasn't trying to 'little bro' Williams on SNFLions' Campbell selling house for privacy concernsFlying bat, J-Rod's gaffe on bases doom M's rallyHamilton: 'Racial element' to FIA boss' commentPanthers not considering trading benched YoungYanks, 'better' than a year ago, return to playoffsFavre to testify at Congress on welfare fundsEli Manning headlines 16 1st-time HOF nominees
My Steelers :)
hmm...
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2024 - Week 3 Edition!1. Kansas City Chiefs 32 (NC | NC)2. Buffalo Bills 30.8 (+4 | +3.8)3. Houston Texans 29.9 (+1 | +1.4)4. San Francisco 49ers 28.9 (-2 | -2.1)5. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 27.2 (+5 | +5)6. Detroit Lions 26.7 (-3 | -3.2)7. New Orleans Saints 25.8 (+9 | +8.4)8. Los Angeles Chargers 24.3 (+7 | +6.5)9. Pittsburgh Steelers 23.8 (+2 | +3.9)10. Minnesota Vikings 22.9 (+8 | +8.5)11. Philadelphia Eagles 22.3 (-6 | -5.5)12. Seattle Seahawks 21 (NC | +1.7)13. Dallas Cowboys 20.1 (-5 | -5.2)14. Baltimore Ravens 19.5 (-7 | -7)15. Green Bay Packers 17.4 (+4 | +3.6)16. Cincinnati Bengals 16.9 (-3 | -2.3)17. Miami Dolphins 16.1 (-8 | -7.8)18. Cleveland Browns 14.5 (+6 | +3.6)19. New York Jets 14.1 (+3 | +2)20. Chicago Bears 13.4 (-3 | -3)21. Atlanta Falcons 12.3 (+4 | +3.8)22. Arizona Cardinals 11.4 (+5 | +5.1)23. Las Vegas Raiders 10.8 (+6 | +6.9)24. Los Angeles Rams 8.5 (-10 | -9.7)25. New England Patriots 8.4 (-2 | -3.1)26. Jacksonville Jaguars 7 (-5 | -6.1)27. Indianapolis Colts 6.9 (-7 | -6.3)28. Washington Commanders 5 (NC | +0.2)29. Tennessee Titans 4.1 (-3 | -2.8)30. Denver Broncos 3 (NC | -0.3)31. New York Giants 2 (NC | NC)32. Carolina Panthers 1 (NC | NC)
real talk: who the fuck is the Jets' WR2?
>>144527090Imagine dying from suffocation with a massive, strained erection?
What makes Christian McCaffrey so much better than black running backs? Is it his penis? His BWC? Normally White player's BWCs slow them down but Christian's might be sooo big that it acts as sort of a third leg.
How many this week?
Nobody on /nfl/ is saying Mahomes is better than Brady. He's just better and more accomplished by age 28. We don't need GOAT debates, Brady is GOAT.
>>144527104he's going to have a 300+ yard game and /nfl/ WILL seethe
Does it ever get better??
>>144527104picks or dicks?
>>144527114>playing the redskins this weekSoon
>>144527114No
>>144527124>redskinsthey're gone, anon. let them go
>>144527114ask Joe
>>144527132Say it ain't so, Joe
Mel kiper is right btw
>>144527147Calling for the death of every Palestinian on national tv sure was a choice...
CJ Stroud tried to big brother Caleb and Caleb told him to fuck off since they're the same agehttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/AOXuYVEdTmE
Reminder that bitchknees is a janny and trans ally.
>>144527181based and double based
>>144527188
what the FUCK is his problem?https://x.com/GetUpESPN/status/1836750824900268460
>>144527181he lives in rhode island hes richer than everyone here
>>144527211>We need to outlaw defending the deep ballNot my problem. Run the ball.
Ladies and gentlemen, your starting quarterback for the 2024 Carolina Panthers.
>>144527211>getting filtered by Cover 2 and Dime packages
>>144527211>we need to make WRs jobs even easier
>>144527211They discovered that was the only way to slow down Mahomes, then they realized they could just keep doing it. Now the TDs and yards have dropped for every QB. Defense is back which is bad for ratings.
>>144527211Kek, which KWAB does Mel have in fantasy?
>>144527081I get positively angry with the impertinence of it and the everlastingness
>>144527232i thought he was busy sending unsolicited dick picks and scamming public assistance programs
>>144527211>nooooooo cover 2 is breaking the game If you can’t overcome that you deserve to lose
>>144527211he's right
>>144527211based
>>144527211people arent paying for his fantasy picks because hes a dinosaur that refuses to accept the evolution of the game.
>>144527211Hey, cool it with the antisemitism.
>>144527253just shave your head already, mel. you look like a discount dracula
>>144527252They weren't doing every fucking game. Now it's turning QBs into game managers. Nobody wants to see boring checkdowns and running backs. People are not as focused into games since it's so boring these days.
>>144527238It’s crazy how she straight up bogged herself. She was hot before.
>>144527253NFL DCs have the right to position there personnel wherever the fuck they want to, as long as they use no more than 11 players and stay in front of the LoS
>>144527275>grrr game only good if over 60 points are scoredfuck off
>>144527275>nobody wants to see running backs
>>144527290Only you boomers enjoy that shit.
roger goodell is a kike cumso
>>144527275Seethe, tranny
>>144527275Running the ball is based though
>his team doesn't have a top 10 o-lineNGMI
>>144527275Absolutely based take
>he doesnt watch the LG on every playwhy post here if you're such a casual
>>144527304forgot my pic
>hehehe yeah now this is real football. 150 yards passing, 1TD this is good elite offense right here yep
>>144527281theres one rule about overloading the line but otherwise thats correct and as it should be. but that wont stop them from adding more rules to help the offense just like they ruined baseball.
roger godell is a good man
>>144527313How are the Clots 0-2 if their O-Line is so good?
>>144527313>panthers>giants>broncos
>>144527288Points actually are healthy. Look it up. The often lauded 2010 era had about 22. Last year it was about 22. Its junk yardage that's down.
>>144527303None of these runs are very impressive
>>144527298They got to him bros
>>144527313>colts, panthers, giants, broncos all have top 10 lines>their QBs still suck???
>this drive has been going on for seven minutes already, why haven't they scored yet?
>>144527326>Points actually are healthycheck snopes on this one
>>144527322>bla
>>144527211outlaw running backs and TE's, only allow 3 o lineman, 7 WR. nothing but scrambling and long passes allowed. pass rush has to count to 3 Mississippi before they can come for the QB (penalty flag thrown for less than 3 mississippi count)
I think my wife is pregnant
>>144527322QB is a retarded African
>>144527315it actually is better, though. supposed to be a team sport not a $50m QB throwing to 2 $30m WR because the defense isnt allowed to do anything
>>144527333Long drives are based af. Nothing more satisfying than watching a team methodically move the ball down the field.
>>144527313jesus christ they're actually doing it. they're fielding a league average offensive line. it truly is our year
>>144527339my bad dog
>>144527344agreed
>>144527329Nah yours aren't
>le hecking game management! >le hecking CHECKDOWNS!
>>144527177>QB who’s your age and has had one decent season in the NFL talking down to you like he’s fucking BradyYeah I’m with Caleb on this, fuck that shit
>>144527344Last week I watched the Commanders drive for 10 minutes just to kick a field goal
>>144527332>top 10need to stop with this shitthe 31st percentile isnt impressive or meaningful. everything from 3 or 4 to 20 is in the same tier
>>144527345
>>144527342no it's boring
>>144527339congrats
>>144527359Maybe if the league wasnt infested with ten million penalty flags and tv timeouts, it wouldnt seem that bad.
>>144527359Based.
>>144527067https://youtu.be/1St2EiibPxI?si=ELcZPR5tJ3DEXJEH
Zoomers itt have clearly stated they want flag football. Let them have it so I can finally be done.
>>144527356lets take it further and stop playing grabass with opponents after gameswhile we're at it we need to ban players from engaging in business interests that could conflict with team/league interests. specifically any podcasts with active players from different teams.
>>144527214Rhode Islanders are far superior to all others... even if they support the Chiefs.
the league is ruined. Its time for /hoc/ to take over as the predominant sport in america. Least corrupt, more fun to watch, takes less time, less commercials, still physical.
>>144527275> Nobody wants to see boring checkdowns and running backs. I do. Early and mid 2000s with bell cow running backs was great.
>faggots in this thread advocating for LESS dragonswhat has happened to this board
>>144527267Weird.
>>144527356>be trash ass qb>actual good qb gives you advice, which could extend your career and help you make hundreds of millions>according to retarded fuckers on /nfl/ that's a bad thing
>>144527339Are you both white?
>>144527397the rarity of dragons is what makes them great
>>144527394>Least corrupt>/hoc/
>>144527313I can't remember the last time the Seahawks had a top tier o-line. Probably 2007 when we still had Jones and Hutchinson
>>144527067>Eli Manning headlines 16 1st-time HOF nomineesFirst Ballot easy, yes?
>>144527397people are sick of watching retards memechuck a ball halfway across the field. Its an absolute snoozefest and i might as well play madden mobile
TICK TOCK RAIDERS
>zoomers seeing something they've never seen before makes them uncomfortableshocking
>>144527418In my book if big rape gets in, eli should.
>>144527363There was a blatant hold on that play too
>>144527278I only fap to her old videos
>>144527421>ginger "men"
>>144527419absolutely no one is sick of passing.
If you don't support the cover 2 ban one of the following is true:-You're a boomer-You have a shitty rookie QB-You have a black mobile QB-You are jealous of teams that have an elite passing QB-Your QB has a noodle arm
>>144527344Exactly
>>144527410>lose game>opposing QB gives you some condescending “advice” clearly intended to stroke his own ego and rub the loss in>/nfl/ thinks you should suck his dick on the field as thanks for this selfless gesture
>>144527436Don't lose next time, retard.
>>144527397Deep balls still happen idk why you guys want every other play to be a deep ball
>>144527422Happens more often than you'd think. Wildcat was thought to be the massive disruptive formation back in 2008.
>>144527440mahomes threw three picks on sunday
>>144527440>cover 2 banwhat is it with you kiddies that you have to ban everything you don't like?
>>144527446>>lose gameBecause he's trash. The quarterback that can actually play the game of football is in the right, and that's Stroud
>>144527418eli's regular season career is not HoF worthyeli's post-season career is HoF worthyto me, it's a legit 50/50 if he should be in the HoF, but let's be honest, he's making it in since his last name gives him that extra bump
>>144527434nta i am sick of meme chucks. its boring. its not football. i dont care if it delivers wins.
>>144527434The push towards passing is deliberate for more commercials and advertising. It doesn’t make the game better.
>>144527436sell the house to Goof, problem solved
>>144527440if your qb is elite, why do you need to bend the rules to compete?
nfl needs to make the lives of Tight Ends easier
>>144527211Tarkenton, Staubach, Favre, Unitas, Bradshaw... Yeah, I wonder what's different now.... Must be the safeties!
land dragons >>>>>>> air dragons
>>144527458>Stroud fucks this guy’s mom>B-BASED! He can sling the pigskin better than me so he’s in the right! Lemme watch next time, daddy!
>>144527363cool DPI, what's the relevance to my post
>>144527473
>>144527104Those picks he threw I wasn't even that mad about , it sucks and he needs to be better but he's been showing things that prove he at least understands what the defense is doing
>>144527446>>144527479>suck his dick>fuck his momWhat's with the deranged pervert shit
>>144527491I accept your concession
>run the ball >forced defense to put 8 in the box >play action>profit just as God intended
>>144527474Embarrassing mel kiper is coming after black excellence like this. Defensive backs are a historically black dominated position and taking away their utility in this way is a direct assault on black america. Kiper must resign for such blatant racism.
>>144527410that advice>stop getting sacked brothanks asshole, tell it to my o line
>>144527238>>144527278Who
>>144527303The whole thing goes horizontally, too, at least it seems so, and I exhaust myself in trying to distinguish the order of its going in that direction.
>>144527485it translates to once a bungle, always a bungle
>>144527513see you in february
>>144527506fucking kill yourself you snarky little faggot
who is your team, and who would you like to see win the superbowl if it isn't them
you are retarted if you think the Lions arent winning this sunday
>>144527211This is infuriatingly retarded. Let the game naturally evolve to contend with strategy.
>>144527519it'll be hard to see you in the stands when we're on the sideline
>white qbs
>people on this board legitimately believe that the Rams, Ravens, and Bengals will not make the playoffsKEK
>>144527506>Gayleb is the only QB to ever have a bad O line
Can't think of anything comfier desu than being a KANG and also being undefeated...
>>144527535>iggles>bengals
>>144527543They'll make the playoffs but won't win their conference simple as
>>144527535reffiesN/A
>>144527542Say that using your real account coward
>>144527545he literally got mauled 3 times from behind because the o line watched a guy run past them while standing doing nothing
>>144527541>we
>>144527535chiefsbrowns
>>144527102Bijan will surpass his honky ass this season.
will I get in trouble for sending gore to political texts? they don't seem to care that I reply STOP every timeanyways go niners
>>144527535chargersjets lol gotta respect a true zesty qb
>>144527535HawksJags
>>144527456>>144527471They weren't spamming cover 2 as much in the past. There's been various times in sports where you had to change the rules to adjust stuff. The tush push has always been allowed but if all teams mastered it and were doing it every other drive the league would ban it.
>>144527535bringlespuckers
>>144527535SteelersLions
>>144527543Rams might miss the playoffs. By the time they get enough injured players back to field an actual offense their record will be so bad that they'll have to win out to get a wildcard spot.
This is our year
>>144527102BWC is a myth
>>144527500YUP.
>>144527543rams arent making the playoffs, stafford will be in miami by november.
>>144527595tell that to the girthmasterr
>>144527535BearsSaints
>>144527591WE
>>144527576>They weren't spamming cover 2 as much in the past.So what?
>>144527576there's nothing about cover 2 that's game-breaking. qbs are just ass
>>144527586People forget that a hot finish to a season is much better than a hot start. Rams had a bad start to the season last year and looked much more competitive in the playoffs than the Eagles who started 10-1.
>>144527535>who is your teamChiefs>and who would you like to see win the superbowl if it isn't themRams
>>144527535>Seahawks>Bills, Lions, Tits or Bungles
>>144527535>Rams>Cards? (NFC West becomes second division where every team won an owl + the entire division will have won an owl more recently than the Bananners)
>>144527538Simple as
>>144527535berdsbills mostly because of the nice old man in my neighborhood I talk to while walking my dog is from Buffalo.
>>144527576Cover 2 isn’t an all encompassing impenetrable defense. It has the potential to leave massive gaps in the middle of the field behind the linebackers that is available to be exploited over and over again for 15-20 yard gains through passing. Running and screens aren’t the only counter. Meta is cyclical in sports. Let a natural counter form through the OCs of the league. Then offenses will have a leg up and then defenses will respond. Don’t force feed an “acceptable” product through artificial limitations.
>>144527535>tfw no one wants your team to windamn...
>>144527102You do realize that he's out for 2 months. Niners can't win without him.
>>144527535>who is your teamRavens.>who would you like to see win the superbowl if it isn't themBills.
>>144527638that means your team is elite haha right?
>"NO TIME TO EXPLAIN, GO GO GO! ACK"
>>144527535Round and round and round—round and round and round—it makes me dizzy!
>>144527535GiantsLions or Vikings
>>144527661>giants
>>144527651I thought you were singing that Ratt song for a minute
>rooting for division rivals>rooting for any other team in conference feminine trait
>>144527685it makes more sense to root for your entire conference, those are your bros
>>144527685personally, if my team can't win it all, I hope every other nfc team gets btfo in their respective losses. especially in the owl.
>>144527698disgusting.
>>144527667>UAEWhy is a pajeet here?
>his team can't run the ball
After he wins MVP and SBMVP this year, he's officially better than Mahomes, right?
>>144527698No they aren't, faggot. They stand in the way of a Superbowl birth
>>144527507Victoria June
>his team can't score on 14 of 16 possessions
>>144527714Exactly
>>144527211Just because a defense is playing cover 2 doesn't mean that you can't attack the middle of the field.
>>144527742My team's owner stands in the way of a super bowl berth
have you guys ever been to a freak off? caleb williams has gay freak offs i bet
>>144527211>meme QBs can't take advantage of a soft defense because they lack accuracy due to bad mechanics so they can't complete short passes consistently>ban soft defensive coverageBrady's legacy just keeps growing, casuals will finally realize that dink and dunk is the hardest way to play
>>144527698Lmao. I'd rather burn alive than root for the Cucs to win anything.
>>144527698>those are your brosi have found myself hating every single one of the teams in the NFC at least once in my lifetime as an Eagles fan. Most notably the cowboys, redskins, and giants fans (i don't hate the team, only the fans, the team sucks too much to hate).Then the ones that stand out the most are the>whiners>viqueens>taints>busc>shecocks (especially them)>tards (especially them)
>>144527296Only Football fans enjoy it fixed that for you
>>144527768Lol same
>>144527732The Arabs don't let the slaves online, anon.
>>144527776kek
>>144527776>I’ve found myself hating everyone>Philly fanWas this supposed to come as a a surprise?
>>144527794we making them seethe. sunday gonna be good, wish i could be in the dome.
>>144527535Chargers I'd root for pretty much anyone but the queefs, cowsois, eagles. I would love to see the Lions win an owl also
Warren Moon is a better quarterback than any current one in the NFL. He would have like 7,000 yards and have the MVP award named after him if he played today.
>>144527832what about Steve Young?
>>144527622>second division where every team won an owlWhat's the 1st?NFCE right?
>>144527832so true
>>144527608
>>144527838Walshbabby
>>144527832Wait until you learn about Archie Manning.
>>144527543rams are kill and need a rebuild
>>144527685Unfortunately all the AFC teams are from garbage cities, so I can only root for NFC teams. If the AFC wasn't such a trashpile I'd find a team there to root for
>>144527840Yep. The eagles were the last ones to break through, stupid bird teams.
>>144527698That isn't how it works in the NFL. That's like Man City fans or Scousers cheering for United
>>144527886If Abu Dhabi beat Dubai in a football match and goes to the super bowl against EgyptId still root for Abu Dhabi theyre like your lil broId assume thats what would happen if your neighbour state beat you and went to face a team from california
Why doesn't the NFL allow games between the Giants/Jets and Rams/Chargers to be treated like special occassions? They could at least have each endzone decorated differently for each team.
>>144527770>Brady's legacy just keeps growing,mahomes will completely eclipse brady
>>144527912based Mahomes anon
>>144527339you're welcome
>>144527902>Abu Dhabi beat DubaiHonestly thought Abu Dhabi was just like a suburb of Dubai lol, not a whole other place, whoops
>>144527109No he isn’t. He was routinely carried by spectacular defenses.
>>144527902Stop. Just stop. You play too much.
>>144527908New york does treat them like special occasions. For the record, at Jetlife, the giants havent beaten the jets in the regular season!
>>144527902how many slaves do you have?
>>144527634>It has the potential to leave massive gaps in the middle of the field behind the linebackers that is available to be exploited over and over again for 15-20 yard gains through passing.Aka running back or checkdowns. Read: boring
>>144527932Forgot to add because the stadium is named metlife and their company mascot is snoopy from peanuts, the annual preseason matchup is called the snoopy bowl locally.
>>144527908yeah it is kind of gay. They just pretend like it's not the other team's stadium too
>>144527935Check downs by definition are 10 yards or less unless you’re backed up way behind the sticks.
>>144527912*cover 2s in your path*heh, nothin personnel kiddo
bros wtf
>>144527968problematic
>>144527912>>144527916What's misleading about that graph is that it says "before turning 30" meaning it's including Brady at age 29. Mahomes just turned 29 yesterday so his playoff stats aren't on there yet so it's going to get worse for Brady.
>>144527968that's his dog's name
>>144527968??
>>144527908one of them has to be the "home" team even when they both call the same building "home"
>>144527794>>144527814
>cover 2? never heard of itget on our fucking level. single high safety press man coverage blowing your team the fuck out every sunday.
>>144527067>Hamilton: 'Racial element' to FIA boss' comment>>>/f1/
>b-but Mahomie!chiefs fans are so sensitive
>>144527989You know, I think Jalen goes a little unnoticed in the zest rankings.
So what defense is making Mel mad? 2 high safety or something?
>>144527345Stfu you already gave the Chiefs a one game lead and the tie breaker. Youre at best 4th place in the AFC. You’re essentially the new Cowboys/Chargers
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>Bears fags thought Gayleb would be better than the GEQBUS>Bears fags thought their receiver corps was better than the kangsLmao
>>144527990Dennis Allen is a great defensive mind and can coach the shit out of DBs. Maybe getting rid of Pete Carmichael has revealed that he's fit to be an NFL head coach, we will see.
>>144527990This is the way. It’s what the Packers want to do too.
>>144527211>Old man yells at cloud
You now remember that Aaron Rodgers has only won one Super Bowl.
>>144528012Geno is the everyman's quarterback.
https://youtu.be/R3dvFhjVdlc
>>144528018Weird because typical boomers want smashmouth football
>>144528024But what a Super Bowl it was.
I'm falling asleep at work bros what do I do
>>144527912>get up at midnight>get on the floor>do 30 pushups in 1 minute>hurr durr he's on track to do 43,200 pushups todaythat's how retarded you sound like right now
>>1445274402 high safeties isn't some cheat code. It literally opens up the short pass and run game so immensely that your QB has to be some high level of dogshit to not straight up BENEFIT from a team running 2 high, that is unless your QB is a dumb fuck that can't read defenses (such as gayleb) that goes for the deep pass regardless.
>>144528024winning a Super Bowl is incredibly hard
>>144527968
>>144527535ChiefsLions
>>144528013Why did he sucked as a Raiders coach?
>>144527535Vikings Dolphins
>>144528035I don't really even remember anything about the game and I've been watching football since the 80s. I remember something from just about every owl but that one is like a blank spot
>>144528038buy ammonia inhalants
>>144528048imagine winning 3 consecutive
>>144528054They had an awful roster and I remember reading that when he took the job they didn't have a pick in the first 3 rounds the year he took over. Just an awful situation, he never should have taken the job.
>>144528041>get up at midnight >get on the floor>everybody walk the dinosaur
>>144528048>3.125% chance of winning the owl>hardliterally every team will win an owl in 32 years
>>144528065The only decent qb they had was Carson Palmer. I remember that season.
>>144528054>The Raiders did not have first-, second-, third-, fourth- or seventh-round selections heading into the 2012 NFL draft due to the following trades...
>>144528068walk what fucking dinosaur, you sperg
>>144528061You don’t remember Clay Matthews forcing the fumble late in the game to seal it for the Packers? Also, both teams had a lot of deep passes. I think it’s the whole tournament run that’s memorable for me. Being the bottom seed and cleaning out the best of the NFC in their buildings and then finishing it off against the #1 defense in the league was an above average run.
>>144528068Damn, a fellow boomer.
>bears have the worst o-line in the league >they drafted a wide receiver with the seventh overall pick
>>144528079The absolute state of the Portsmouth Spartans
>>144528090>he doesn't have a pet dinongmi
>>144528063Do you think players use this do they say "coach I am feeling ill today it is game day can you gibs me sumthen"
>>144528123someone post that adam gase gif
>>144528061I remember it vividly
>>144528098They don't have the worst oline in the league. 78% of the sacks Gayleb has taken are his fault, likely an even higher percent of pressures are his fault as well.
>>144528038Have you tried killing yourself? Can't fall asleep of you're dead.
i wonder how many players take sleeping pills, Id imagine sleeping before a big game must be really hard
>>144528130>gifSuck my dick old fag piece if shit
>>144528095no I don't. I don't remember that season at all. It's weird. I literally just read all about it to see if anything reminded me of it and no, nothing. Just read through the packers playoff run that year too and I can't believe the Bears were in an NFCCG that recently. I didn't think they had any success since the owl against the clots
>>144528135Yellow Pants Bowl Ineed Chargers vs Redskins for Yellow Pants Bowl II
>>144528140Nice victim blaming, you're what's wrong with this world
>>144528171ThisCaleb williams is also a victim of the evil cheat code that is 2 high safety and why we have to ban it as seen here >>144528012
>>144528135Laser
>>144528140YUP YUP, Gayleb sucks.
>>144528182Two high safeties are anbexample of both systemic, systematic, endemic and panoramic racism.
>>144528135troy polamali…. the most hardest hittinest safety in the league
>>144528182nah he sucked in college too
Hard hit this bussy
>>144528207
>>144527067I miss him
How to rebuild a team in 3 years>Step 1. Hire experienced offensive specialist HC preferably from the Shanahan or Andy Reid tree and pay them a shit ton>Step 2. Hire experienced defensive coordinator and pay the fuck out of him>Strp 3. Fire sale. You’re going to want extreme turnover at all positions to clear up at least 30% of cap space and stack draft picks maintaining at least one veteran at every position group as a leader and mentor to build around>Sign an experienced game manager QB that won’t turn the ball over>Invest in defense and offensive linemen in free agency and the draft>Year one will be mediocre but keep you out of the bottom third of the league>Repeat process in year two while splurging some of that rolled over cap on an elite WR>This should take you to at least average in terms of play>Year 3 trade up into top 10 for the QB with the highest ceiling to develop behind your game manager>1/3 chance it will work but it is what it is>Spend the rest of your picks on similarly high upside weapons at WR and RB. 4.3 speed minimum requirement.>Year 4 you have a contender
>>144528255I've heard of getting a blowjob to receive stress but never giving one to relieve stress.
Rebuild this bussy
Elite?
relieve this bussy
elite this bussy
>>144527926based desu
>>144528263he's single, you probably are too, take a chance
>>144528281Yup this is what my kangs did
....to this bussy
>>144527989Saints boat race the eagles like the Cowboys. Hurts can't keep up because he's a shit passer.
>>144528403Devonta Smith and Saquon plus that OLine is nothing to scoff at. People are acting like they got steamrolled by the Falcons when it was just a dropped pass away from being 2-0.
>>144528281might take 5 years if the team is absolute trash and has a long history of losing, but it can be done if you can find the right combination of staff
>>144528423Hurts will be forced to throw because eagles will get behind early.
The critically acclaimed Chiefs docuseries is back!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i94Coq6GwT4
>>144528440Eagles d is worse than panthers and cowboys.
>>144528281or>Step 1. Hire experienced offensive specialist HC preferably from the Shanahan or Andy Reid tree and pay them a shit ton>Step 2. Draft your franchise QB second overall
>>144527363Why is it impossible to see a replay of this play at real speed?
E-gles
kareem hunt runs kinda funny
>>144527363If that were a receiver there would be no flag. That's the real problem
>>144528469Very clearly a League Psy-Op to keep Mike Brown down
Big 10 football is back!
>>144528469they had to slow it down for all the slow people that think this somehow wasn't a penalty
they are so cooked
>>144528491I thought it was a penalty. I wanted it to not be called. I wanted to see Mahomes throw a hissy fit like in last year’s Bills game. I wanted a new “You’re horrible!” clip to spam here. I felt cheated.
>>144528481as long as he can still run
>>144528507Not really. Lamar is 8-2 against the Bengals. He's the regular season god, he only chokes in the playoffs. The loss against the Raiders was a fluke.
Tick tock iggles
>>144528549Jalen is undefeated against the Saints.
>>144527555>Gayleb is the only QB to ever have a bad O line
>>144528513this wasn't a last play hail mary that never gets a flag no matter what happens in the mosh pit that's usually waiting for the ball to come downthis was open field 1v1 and the Bengal guy was just a tick too soon, they had to throw the flag, it's a bigger controversy if they don't
>>144527535ChiefsBills (or Bungs) to progress the rivalry narrative arcor Saints from the NFC for the Carr redemption memes
>>144528557well that’s going to hurt then
what happened to tannehill? is he totally shot? the titans could be 2-0
>>144528488>>1445284882009 is BACK baby
this bussy is going to hurt
>>144528593Repeated ankle injuries.
>>144528593i read somewhere that Tannehill would only play again if the right situation came up, and he probably didn't mean going back to the Titans
>>144527555The whole point of dual threat QBs was supposed to be that they don't need good o-lines. If you need a good o-line, why not just get a pocket passer that can actually throw the ball then?
>>144528573>Bills (or Bungs) to progress the rivalry narrative arcIt's unironically better for Mahomes resume if they lose to the Bills and they win a championship. Otherwise there will be asterisk on his resume that he's never beaten a championship caliber opponent.
Will the Colts defense smear the queer this week?
>>144528616I don't know who the colts QB is off the top of my head. That's a bad sign.
>>144528616Are they playing Jets or Bears?
>>144528597If it were 2009, the defenses would be breaking guys in half again.
Vote YES to BAN cover 2!https://x.com/GetUpESPN/status/1836750824900268460
>>144527535KangzAny team without a ring
>>144528612I just want him to keep that fire in his belly to compete after this year's alluring 3-peat quest win or lose. the fallout and post-Kelce could be sobering. iron sharpens iron
>>144528488Joey Bosa, T.J Watt… I don’t know the other three
>>144528655Bears
>>144528668Unbelievable retardation>>144528488Yacbabbies BTFO
>>144528668Football is more entertaining when it's a bunch of 4-12 yard gains and teams slowly work their way upfield.
>>144527071>>144527591>>144527851>>144528549pedophile tendencies
>>144528557Nah you are
My lions are going to blow all of your teams. Physically, mentally, sexually, drastically, cinematically, mathematically, culturally, spiritually and habitually
>>144528738Well, if you insist...
>>144528738Does she actually think she's good looking? Kek.
Who can stop us from winning the Owl?
>>144528681>I just want him to keep that fire in his bellyAs the resident muttlover and statfag I'd be lying if I didn't say I wasn't a little concerned about his decline. I think he's a victim of his own success and hasn't been given a reason to push himself. He's yet to have a bad season; the worst he's done is overtime in AFCCGs. He needs one good spanking from Allen in the postseason to set him straight otherwise we'll never see prime Mahomes.
>>144528741>Bryce Young excluded for scaleWhen was the last time a quarterback performed so badly that this could happen?
>>144528507Obese Minshew
>>144528769NOBODY
Why do RBs run straight into a pileup of 10 guys they have zero chance of gaining yardage on instead of trying to go around?
>>144528790Trying to go around is how you lose yardage.
>>144528769same team that stops you from winning your own division
>NFL media already giving Caleb the “he needs more help” narrative
>>144528747Would not surprise me at all
>>144528769I'll admit the Chargers have gotten my attention but they're still 2 years away from beating my Chiefs.
>>144528797Defense can't stop the run.
>pre-emptively ruins the NFL 30 years in advance Heh, nothing personal quarterbacks.
>>144527535SeahawksMy fellow birds, the Arizona tardinals
Boomerball is football as God intended.
>>144528802fuck you too, regional coverage
>>144528836The fact that you're advocating for cover 2 boomer ball shows your lack of faith in Allen as a passer. Funny how your team was getting BTFO when Allen was asked to throw more and now they're suddenly winning now that he's asked to do less.
>>144528808Time is always first. But his struggles have been overshadowing odunze's slow start.
>>144528654Richardson. Freak athlete but he’s at least three seasons away from being a serious threat assuming he continues developing
Rei won the Shinji bowl. Which team will win the Belichick bowl after their HC gets fired?
I need my Jet to win so bad brosBut somehow I know they will disappoint meBack in 2011 I never knew the suffering would be this badThe 2000s and late 90s were kino
>>144528878Mari (best girl) won.
Hmmm interesting
My 'hawks.
>>144528855>"getting BTFO">43 consecutive games where they have either won or lost by less than a touchdown which is an NFL recordTry again
Believe.
>>144528901>bryce young's ceiling is infuriating mediocrity
>>144528901The difference is Bryce has to jump or be on his tip toes to make a routine pass.
>>144528741>Gayleb and Nix are the two worst starting QBs in the nflLmao
>>144528808Stroud tried to help him and got shit on for it, so fuck that guy
>>144527576There are tons of routes that are cover 2 beaters. The QB needs to have a decent arm, be comfortable in the pocket, and can think.
>>144528918Well when you put it like that, he should get a 280 million dollar contract, 90% guaranteed
>>144528909Journeyman quarterbacks are the heart and soul of this league.
>>144528901Kek. Trevor really is the worst of the $55m contracts. Tua is a close second, because of his lapses in decision making and injury risk, but at least he puts up numbers throughout a season.
>>144528888>TV seriesNo obvious winner>End of EvangelionAsuka won since they did the Adam and Eve ending.>Rebuild 1.0Rei won for obvious reasons>Rebuild 2.0Rei won since Shinji wiped out humanity to bring her back but didn't do the same when he thought Asuka died>Rebuild 3.0Kaworu won>Rebuild 4.0Mari wonRei has the most points, she is the winner.
bears are stuck with him for 8 years
Worst deal ever? Or was that Russ?
>>144528855The entire point was for Allen to do less. He's not throwing as much INTs yet because he's not trying to force it down the field in double coverage. I have enough faith in him; I'm not going full on homer. If it gets us an owl, so be it. The game is changing across the board.
>>144528960friendly reminder that he wasn't assigned to the Bears, they wanted him, above any other player in the draft
>Passing touchdowns are dead>Running game is all that matters>Patriots have one of the best runningbacks in the seriesKeikaku
>>144528953>my team led for the first three quarters so they wonwrong
>>144527535NinersChargers because harbaugh is my favorite football coach of all time
skibidi toilet rizz
>>144528999dead ass?
>>144528802why the FUCK are we in philly stuck with the shitty dolphins - seahawks game?
>>144528962i'm gonna have a good long think about this one, cause holy shit
>>144528979just another in a long line of retarded bears front office decisions
>>144528962I think it’s Watson. They’re both terrible. The cap hit and the treasure chest of draft picks are close. What puts it over is the guaranteed money for Watson. Also, as much of a wanker as Russ can be, he’s not apathetically checked out and in the news for peanut oil constantly.
>>144528962The Broncos deal looked servicable. Wilson was bad but not awful. But now that Payton chased him out it's the worst deal in NFL history because you're paying his salary not to play. It's cuckhold shit.
>>144529022Because they expect you’ll be watching the Eagles on Fox?
>>144529063>IT'S THE SYSTEM
>>144529055Strange to see Russ do the cucking for a change
>Why yes, I am a Patriots fan. How could you tell?
is he right?
>>144528962adjusted for inflation Albert Haynesworth is up there as one of the worst still.
>>144528962Honorable mention has to go to the Raiders fucking themselves to ditch Carr.
>>144529087Bakey is correct about having the right fit, wrong about Young ever turning things around
How many super bowls would Rodgers have if he wasn't such a pussy hound?
>>144529135You can tell she took her job as a beard too far. Before she knew it, she had actually fallen in love with the guy, and then he left. Devastating.
>>144529055Broncos have been absolutely shitting the bed lately. Payton rode Brees to an Owl and Russ has been proven to be mediocre. Both got paid ridiculous sums and cost them draft picks that have handicapped their rebuild. It’s literally the opposite of what they should have done.
>>144529135he's too zen with or without vagoo
Speaking of refball why is nobody talking about the bullshit roughing the passer call that gave the Bills a win over the Cardinals. The Bills get unusual treatment by the league. --They changed the overtime rules after the 13 second game. Why didn't they do this for the Chiefs after Brady's overtime ``win``.--They let the Bills redo a game against the Bengals (in a game where Allen was getting his shit pushed in by Burrow). Burrow ended up beating his ass again despite being robbed of home field advantage.--The refs gave the Chiefs a rare offensive offside penalty which hadn't been called in the 25,700+ plays that Reid has coached in the last 3 decades. This forced them to go on the road. --They even changed the stadium during a winter storm and did accommodations for the Bills.
>>144529157And now the Saints are thriving without Payton. He should get fired if the Broncos go 0-3.
>>144529193Let’s make a playoff appearance before we get a little too far over our skis here.
>>144529193they should have fired Payton within seconds of saying he wanted Bo Nix
>>144529135Is that the Rodgers ex who exposed him as being gay? She talked about him turning the lights off and only wanting to fuck her doggy style. Implying he really liked anal sex as well. She never mentioned which ex it was but she's known for dating Rodgers. Rodgers then posted on her facebook "I really really like women".
>>144529206Kek
>>144529206maybe they can teach him how to punt
>>144529087He knows better than to publicly shit on another QB.
>>144529206It’s overThe Titans have fallenBillions of INTs must be thrown
>>144529232>Is that the Rodgers ex who exposed him as being gay?That was Olivia Munn.
>>144529064The Eagles are playing the Steelers later this year, Eagles fans would probably prefer to have the option to flip channels to see how the Steelers are doing rather than a mostly irrelevant game between the Dolphins and Seahawks.
Steelers should trade Wilson for Young and a 3rd rounder.
>>144529206>>144529234>>144529245>>144529261what meme will he give us next week?
>>144529265Was this before or after he leaked her photos?
>>144529266Ah, I see your angle. Yeah, that’s intentional. They want you buying Sunday Ticket.
>>144529063>Leroy Bickerstafflmao
>>144529280I hope he pulls a Joe Burrow and exposes his ass on television.
>>144529223He had no choice. Broncos had no draft capital. He took what he could get
>>144529082Technically it's the Steelers doing the cucking, Russ is the girl in this situation.Except Fields is the one playing so idk what the fuck Russ is?
>>144529280>Callahan draws up a trick play where he goes out as a pass catcher>RB throws him a hospital pass and he gets knocked the fuck out
>>144529280something involving a banana peel and a long fall down some stairs
>>144529206>There are professional football analysts who said this guy had potential to be good
>>144529327He's already exposed his dick and ass anon in the sex tape leaks. He has a pretty decent sized cock btw. Nice girth too.
>>144529334what he took is gonna get him run out of Denver faster than Nix
>>144529356>mfw the buncos pay me $37.7 million to LARP on the sidelines
Tonight is going to be a really tough game for the JetsI think they'll win but they're not a playoff team
>>144529334I would have rode one more year with a journeyman than waste a valuable 1st round pick on a QB you’re not highly certain of. Him being the best available at the spot you’re at is not worth a 1st, she’s GMs should start learning that. You’ll still be picking early in the night a year from now, but instead, you’ll have fewer good pieces around your lines than if you just picked a great tackle or an edge.
>>144529383>professional football analystsyou mean the NFL's marketing department
>>144529451This. Its serves them no interest to say hes ass because theres tickets and commercials to sell. The NFL is a business that runs on hope.
alright, enough talk about "football ability"which qb has the best ass in the nfl? for me, it's joe sheisty
>>144528790Gee anon I wonder why no one in the history of football consistently tries that? It’s almost like you can’t do it or something
>>144529292I would guess that Paramount, and CBS 3 in Philadelphia under them, would want to have the extra viewership time from a relevant game over an irrelevant game that will get close to zero viewership in the Philadelphia market, you would think they'd at least air the Cowboys game instead, but I guess they decided that the normal CBS programming slate was more valuable in the early slot?
>>144529555trip on temujin (also checked)
>>144529555based divegrass fan
>dak shoepoop
which team is more likely to lose this weekBrowns or Buccaneers
>>144529684Browns easilyBucs are legit and Bo Nix will never be good in this league
>>144529555
>>144529404true but unfortunately hes a quickshot
>>144529711we have to agree Bo Chapman Nix is a cool ass name tho
How often do you think players have really stinky farts in the middle of a game?
>>144528901>ignores the flashes of skill that Lawrence showed his first yearHe’s never lived up to his hype but he’s a perfectly competent QB. Not worth his contract, but not bad. Young has shown zero flashes of greatness and is obviously rattled.
>shit shitshit
>>144527535>Seahawks>any team without a ring. specifically Bills or LionsThe first SB win is a great experience
>>144529709Lol wtf? Where is security?
>>144528901>best case, Bryce Young is draft bust Trevor Lawrencelol
>>144529747missed a golden opportunity to go with the mononymous Bonix
>>144528901Weren't the jags 8-3 at one point last year and then missed the playoffs? What happened there?
>>144529709Mexican Americans don't like to just get into gang fightsThey like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie tooMexican Americans are named Chata and Chella and ChemmaAnd have a son-in-law named Jeff
>>144528802>most of the country "gets" to watch a game that will end 11-9
>>144529798>Dik Pisshit
>>144529747It is a cool nameThis has to be the only draft in history with two top quarterbacks whose last names both end with an X
>>144529885Should be a fearsome line battle. Joe Alt is going to need to eat a pan of beans at halftime.
>>144529894hopefully we'll get a bonix penix battle soon
taylor swift is unironically ugly
>>144529934if shes happy im happy bros..
>>144529942cook
>>144529868Lawrence got hurt
>>144529934i really need to find out who her veneer guy is, those are some nice teeth
is our boy going bald?
>>144529410>>144528962Deshaun has missed 20 games but the team is stuck with him since his contract is fully guaranteed. Dude is literally making 46M a year to sit on a bench and watch football while raping massage therapist on his days off. He's hashtag-winning life and I can't hate him for it. Wilson FLEECED the Broncos into signing him even though he knew he was washed.
>>144529997Yes
>>144529957Have they fucked yet?
Apparently Ed Kelce is starting his own podcast
>>144530035Based
>>144529997i have noticed that in addition to being slow and generally not catching very many passes, he has had the fuck my shit up cut as welli think it might be over for ol boy
My Niners are fucked
>>144529356The post wall 40 year old twice divorced “MILF” who got her alimony check and goes out to the club expecting to bang 20 something dudes but ends up paying the tab and sucking some coke dealers cock before immediately being forgotten about as he left plows a 5 with a tighter pussy in an awkward threesome and then sits on the side of the bed and silently cries as it dawns on her that her first husband immediately replaced her, her kids don’t speak to her anymore, and she is never going to be 22 again.
>>144530059pretty weird fantasy anon but you do you
>>144530035
>>144530135oh my god i know who all these people are
>>144529280Is bootyblasting the Packturds a meme?
is reddit down for anyone else
>>144530048Those are the side effects of dating Taylor Swift
HOLY SHIT, Chirs Broussard just whipped out his Litebright dick and slapped Nick Wright in the face with it
Is there nobody with an ounce of media literacy on this app? Y'all are cooked
>>144527737(((the media))) will not allow another White to win the MVP until Civil War III starts/ends and lefties are put back in their place
>>144530292 english doc!!
>>144530294So then never kekWhites are so cucked
>>144530294Rightroons will never win
RT babby TJ Watt
Farewell /nfl/
>>144529356>>144530073>Except Fields is the one playing so idk what the fuck Russ is?Disregard this >>144530059 I suck cocksThe post divorced 30 something year old fertile women who is getting alimony checks from her ex husband. She ended up hooking up with her ex husband's rival. Her ex stalks her home and jerks off while listening to her ass getting clapped.
>>144530349Is it so boring and slow that you gave up already? Pretty sad that we ran out of topics so quickly and had to resort to offseason-tier topics. I blame the cover 2 for making the game boring.
>try to make a new thread>captcha forcing me to wait 300 seconds because I was using a proxy earlierIshygddt
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