>>144527202GOBLIN
>>144527208yairs b. thers tin of em in in dickade
Who is the Sean Combs of the UFC
>>144527254james vick
>>144527254Conor
Movsar has accepted Jean Silva's call outWe must now wait for the UFC to confirm the matchup
>>144527261Clean your squalor faggit
>>144527433Literally and unironically whox2
Diddy du Bussy started ovulating when xhe saw this
Movsar Evloev's next fight will be an unranked debutant. After the decision win he will demand a title shot.
>>144527501it just so happens. a total cohencidence.
>>144527486idk what that is
>>144527510>anatomically modern human
>>144527216The rizz on this king sheeshhhh
>>144526697Well work on your conditioning.
>>144527433Another one of my prophecies coming true
Caio Borralho wrestlefucks the brazza
>>144527510This thing must be some sort of shape shifter, looks human enough but not quite.
Chenko should be cut
>>144527565Movsar is really good on the feet, if he actually refuses to trade and just try to crotch sniff Silva on short notice to a decision it will be on the top 10 most pathetic moments of the year, winning or losing
So, it is quite obvious Rocky and Peña are just holding the belt for Kayla after she's done with her opponent at 307. After she's defended the belt agains't the first can they throw at her, we could possibly see the return of Nunes. It would be hilarous if Nunes took the belt and retired on the spot again, leaving the belt open for 2 cans to fight for it like Bueno Silva and Pennington did, since I doubt they will just gjve Harrison the fight for the belt she just lost
>>144527702niggas already precoping
>>144527717the least zesty argentinian
I still don't know what makes them "nerds"
OH NO!
>>144527748brazil is tranny central
>>144527752Supposedly Ilit's because they "study" mma as a science and "solve" fights like it's an equation.
Anthony Smith is an MMA scientist.
Silva has an alter ego, a distinct identity that, according to him, manifests during his prolonged outings to the octagon or in the course of a fight, which he calls "Lord" or "Lord Assassin." He credits his wife for helping to control this alter ego when it appears outside of his career as a fighter.[5]
>>144527850aka demonic possession
>>144527565>he doesn't know who's teaching wrestling to fighting nerds
Conor said Dana steals elephant figurines from people's houses
Umdaddy put poorab on blast LMAO
bruh
Bacon puts them all on on blast
I can already see it nowAnkalaev shoots and takes Pereira down 30 seconds into the first roundPereira goes stiff like a board, Derrick Lewis style, maybe grabs the wrists to stop ground and pound Herzog starts shouting work and then stands them up because it's been two minutes and nothing has happenedAlex lands a step in knee and Ankalaev goes down stiffJoe Rogan, DC, and Anik are all individually losing their minds on commentary about how stupid stand up rules areJoe bitches about how they fucked over Ankalaev on his podcast for the next 3 years
is merab muslim? because that's haram
>>144528131If you can't tell by the giant cross tattooed on his chest, he's a Christian from the Christian nation of Georgia
>>144528131No, Christian. Striking the face is haram, brazza. Afghanistan just banned MMA last week because of this. Khamzat does many haram things with women as well. They don't give a fuck about really following the code of their religion, just like every other religion... sadly
Magomed Ankalaev is not a wrestler.
>>144528100>Pereira goes stiff like a board, Derrick Lewis style, maybe grabs the wrists to stop ground and pound>Herzog starts shouting work and then stands them up because it's been two minutes and nothing has happenedThis is exactly what should have happened at least 5 times in Lewis vs Almedia, only reason it didn't is because the ref was afraid to do it in front of Almeida's home crowd.
>>144528167Well to be fair the code of the mudslime religion is retarded and shouldn't be followed
>November 12, 2022: Israel Adesanya controversially TKOs former kickboxing rival Alex Pereira with a left hook that landed after the bell rang to signify the end of the first round.
C'MON SUGAR YOU'RE THE SNIPER
I hope none of the christcucks here wear mixed fabrics
TRVKE https://x.com/RedCorner_MMA/status/1836797956399513696
Belal "Remember The Game?" Muhammad
Merab vs Umar on that Shartles vs Islam type beat
>>144528310Factual assessment.
>>144528257You have a decade before you go to hell tops
>>144528257that's a "jewish" OT law which is akin to dietary laws which don't need to be observed. I'd say that's the law which is the least observed by all desu. Though, I've been switching out my wardrobe with 100% linen, or cotton or wool products and I will say that it's pretty based. Nobody should wear polyester.
Sean Strickland the type of doo to watch Famlly Guy
Chandler beats Olivera then Islam now Mcgregor returns to a title fight instead. Goob never lose.
>>144527748Behave yourself!
#3 ranked featherweight Diego Lopes
>>144527565Soon.
>>144528444>>144528470Movdaddy's little boys
>Movdaddy
>>144528516If you filtered gay fetish terms none of his posts would show up. Wonder the kind of meltie he's gonna have when cumshit gets his little inbred chin spun by reddit rob
>>144527433Sad that the fighting nerd meme will end so soon
>>144528516They all need a brazza daddy to put them in hijab
>>144528470he is actually autistic.
>>144528582you can't be good at mma without being a little retarded
>>144528582He's mntally ill but I'm not sure he's autism, he has really violent mood swings, like he cried like crazy after beating Dober, was hyper friendly throughout the fight and apperently was getting depressed after only one week without fighting.
>>144528634>was getting depressed after only one week without fightingthat explains why he is fighting crocodiles
Movsar is like a mid tier brazza and I can see that coming back to bite him in the ass against a guy like SilvaThere's not really a threat of being finished for Silva here, because Movasr's Jiu Jitsu is empty for the most part, and he's punching with pillowsHe needs to control him from the top to have any chance, and Silva is a guy who looked insanely strong and physical against a lightweight, and he wrestles very aggressively rather than passively accepting positionI predict either a controversial split decision where Movsar exits looking he got into a car crashed or a devastating KO for Silva. He's not the type of fighter Movsar would like to be against
You gotta work heem
Anyone else find this strange behavior?
>>144528677If it was 5 round, i would bet the house on Silva, he would eventually find a KO or at least a brutal knockdown to win the judges. But in a 3 round fight you always have to lean towards the guy with better wrestling to win a 29-28, because if they're evenly matched he can just use his entire gas tank to keep the other guy down for the most part of the final round and make it 2-1.
oни тeбe нe cкaзaли?
heem has a serious case of Brazza Derangement Syndrome.
>>144528896I think it's a fairly mild case
>>144528870How is it any different than the pandering in general the pooSA does towards mexicans? Dana wants the hispanic audience and he will say and do anything to get it. More importantly, the USA being the primary market for poofc, the mexicans represent an already significant portion of that market which is only growing.
>>144528852
the only DS on heem.com is GSPDS
>>144528896Factual post I’m afraid
GSP stole my Nintendo DS
imagine if ronda rousey trained with firaz zahabi or someone instead of edmund targaryen
>>144528975zahabi is also a fraud though
>>144528921Renan will heem!
>>144527202What about Moicano vs Saint Dennis? Thwalts on that fight? I think whoever loses this one (unless they go toe-to-toe for at least 3 rounds) will be confirmed to never been good. I mean, they both have a combined record of 0 good wins at lightweight.
>>144529017Islam also has 0 good wins at LW what do you mean? As for the fight, I think it's possible for Saint Denis to bully early, but I don't think we are going to see Moicano crumble, and BSD is probably not catching him like turner did. Probably Moicano later sub is my most likely outcome desu.
Cory “Factual assessment” Sandhagen has spoken
>>144527216>>144527202merab pays for hookers like colby?
>>144529071OHHHHH UMAR WITH THE PITTER PATTER AND MERAB WITH THE INEFFECTUAL GRAPPLING I'M SO EXCITED FOR THIS FIGHT LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
>
>Umar looks to point fight>Merab looks to heemChills.
>>144529071He's never fought Merab.
>>144529121>Merab looks to heemuhh...
Thiago Olivera is fuckedFUCKED I tell you
>>144529125Mereddit ducked the sandman I’m afraid
Merab's thigh taps are incredibly damaging. One more thigh tap and suga's leg would've literally fallen off in the ring. Merb is ALWAYS looking to tear, maim, kill in the oktagon
>>144529142>Terrion Wareiron chin>Brad Katonairon chin>Casey Kenneyiron chin>Gustavo Lopeziron chin>John Dodsoniron chin>Cody Stamanniron chin>Marlon Moraesbrutally KO'd>Jose Aldoiron chin>Petr Yaniron chin>Henry Cejudoiron chin>Sean O'Malleydecent chin, ate some good shots
>Guten tag bratan!
>>144529071>A finish is not even being consideredGrim
Anyone like fighters less after they become elite/champ?
>>144527510Didn't know terraformars was based on a true story.
>>144529056Islam beat Charles and Poirier
Zooted Jon Jones
where the FUCK is the love letter to poofc africuh?
>>144529247Dana is going to read shit nigguh at the presser
Here's my love letter to afrigga
>>144529273Epic
>>144529238dive and rib injured after a one win streak against 12th rank
Bryce Mitchell, I'm coming for you, nigga.
*doesn't fight*
This weekend looks pretty nice. What a pleasant surprise.
Anthony Smith has an alter ego named "The Lionheart"
Stephen "Anthony" Smith
>>144528870Dana isn't winning over the mexican people because he doesn't meet them using their own language. Mexicans is an outdated term it's latinx now.
>>144529172this guy took bbc
>>144529385why do black bros have such low standards?
how come no one has ever walked out to 3 Doors Down?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxBl_q_NDas
>>144529396Just tryna bust, nigga.
>>144529504You need porn.
>>144527433If they make this fight Lopes is fucked. Both of them will make very valid callouts to Lopes if they win, and he will look like a bitch if he doesn't accept. I'm not saying he would necessarly lose to either of them but the title shot is pretty much in the bag right now.
This guy took BBC
>>144529071Umar still got tired. I trust Merab's EPO more. Even if Umar point fights, merab will still wrestle and they will probably scramble and stall a lot. And I'm saying this as a card carrying brazza enjoyer.
The hatchet has been buried.The meeting of the minds begins.
>>144529543nice selfie
>>144529516Dis doo would rather look at other Doos cumming than fuck a white boy in the ass, shits crazy.
>>144527717Zellhuber was robbed
>>144527992who?
>>144529562Believe you me looking different
>>144529553Merat lost round 5 to Suga shit
zellhuber point foughtribovics chased the finish
FACT: Zellhuber is the only fighter who was awarded a knockdown in that contest
>>144529668and? this isn't boxing
Zellhuber won that fucking fight
>>144529620Yeah he still gets tired. Because he was winning by so much he coasted. His corner told him to essentially stall it out. If you ever start getting healthy and improving your own cardio, you'll realise it never really gets easy. It's not like improving your PB lifting, where lifting lighter weights is now easier. Cardio always sucks.
Umars grappling and striking domination of sandhagen was more impressive than lying on Suga shit with a broken hip
>>144529562>Ufc has 11 champions (12 with soon-to-retire Jon Jones)>Only 6 of them are good enough to headline a numbered event (Aspinall, Poatan, DDP, Islam, Topuria and Max)what happens next year? Alex will fight 4-5 times?
>>144529668>>144529719Nah, he didn't win but he'll be treated well . It was fight of the night.
Faggot Sampson
>>144529735>he was winning by so much Brvtal 49-48 b
Bootlicking bisping lmao Ariel bodied that wanker
Ron Scones of England
>O'Malley had everything rigged in his favour>couldn't do the bare minimum to get a robbery and they still tried >Merab is so juiced on EPO that staff doesn't affact his cardio>pointfights with crotchsniffing, literally worst of the worst >Umar is another roided out of his mind project >Umar is another crotch sniffer>>144529195>just when you thought things were going to get better from getting out of the niggerfaggot era you plunge in the roided inbred brazza of crotchsniffing oneand Islam is still ducking and Ankalaev is still looming at the horizon
>>144529760Ever since Canhagen took a beating by Yan, he's been shit, horrible performances against Shitos and Poont, he layed and prayed in both of those fights and fought like a bitch against Umar, he's got PTSD from the masterclass he suffered from Yan and can't strike anymore.
>>144529953he declined so fucking bad he somehow convinced himself stance switching deals damage from the way he fought Umar, it's quite bizarre to be honest, he didn't even take the usual life changing beating that transforms people into crotch sniffers
>>144529763It doesn't matter if the champ is the drawl b. Their opponent will just be the focus where the tagline is "can he be the one to dethrone x?" But you're also counting WMMA and flyweight, who never really headline anyway. So what you're really saying is "belal and merab are not promoteable". But they are. They both generate enough anti-fan hype that people will want to see someone beat them. But mainly the +10 winstreaks do help them. Whoever beats them gets even more recognition.
>>144529795Yes the judges and poofc wanted O'malley to win. We all know this lol
Can't deny the kinoness O Malley was able to capture UFC golf training out of a strip mall and being coached by a part time barista
has anyone ever admitted to having a not great camp going into a fight? I mean pre fight not post fight.
>>144529953Who did Yan duck tho?
>>144529944I kinda like Islam's style, but he's not an active champion. I'd rather have Arman beating him so the division would gain some traction. Bad thing is: Islam is better on the feet and on the ground, but his chin is kinda sus, so there's still hope. As for BW, I think there are some new guys coming up who are quite good, I don't think Umar will dominate as much. Matsumoto, Talbott, Felipe Lima, Rinya are all legit.
I feel I would land on every single one of you.
Jan Jones
Can't believe you guys are talking about midgets
>>144530098Land face first
>>144530036It wasn’t a good performance from both guys. Merat didn’t even attempt to strike and did no damage, Sean 3,5 Isn’t crazy at all
>>144530105Tales one to know one
>>144530105Poofc is a midgets and women org. Dana has frozen HW because JJ losing would get him killed by the CIA
>>144530087Burns did. Islam did before poirier and his first volk fight. Feel like it happens a lot.
>>144530123Nice English, José.
>>144530114The Healthbars on both or Sean's legs were in the red in r5. One more vicious thigh tap and suga would never walk again.
>>144530137He should change the organizations name to Midget Fighting Championship
Jom
>>144530195Jōm Jönsson
>>144530114I mean I get where you're coming from b. I'm into pro wrestling and appreciate big personalities and super stars too. I would have agreed with you a few years back but I just can't here. Merab broke o'malley's spirit completely. He was powerless. It's too lopsided for even me to cope. And honestly all the wound back knees immobilized sean's leg and turned him into a ploddy man. I do hope O'malley comes back stronger and better though. I'm with you in spirit, but this is still mma.
Would you rather punch one hundred midgets once or one midget a hundred times?
>>144530287What a hard-hitting question, let me think.
so it begins...
>>144530252The fight fucking sucked dude I picked merat and expected him to actually have an impressive performance like the yan fight Sean had a broken hip and managed to still win round 5, it just wasn’t impressive.
>>144528945Why did he do it?
Strickbeast
>bahtfights:(>bahtfights in a jazzed up fortnite dome:O
Before the DDP Strickland fight i was rooting for DDP but for the rematch I am fully boying Strickbeast as he got shamefully robbed and is still the rightful champion
>>144527202Facts:Petr Yan is trash (post-Aljo)Bantamweight Aldo is trashCory Sandhagen (post-Petr Yan) is trashPost-retirement Cejudo is 0-2 (trash)Rob Font, O'Malley and Chito are trashMerab, Deyverson and Umar are the only ranked bantamweights that may be good but none of them has an actual good win to confirm that.
>>144530325dollarstore gooby hope this nigga gets heemed by sandhagendas
Young and Faded MMA Society News is back! The channel who famously broke the news that TONY FERGUSON was SPOTTED, LANDING in DAGESTAN to TRAIN WITH KHABIB for his fight with Paddy.Now he's broke the news that JON JONES is FLYING to RUSSIA and joining KHAMZAT'S TRAING CAMP to help him fight WHITTAKER
>>144530373he never fought a black guy but he's not one to start shit either, so he did the closest thing possible
O'Malley is currently losing his mind on twitterhttps://x.com/sugaseanmmaIt would seem he's dropped the taking the loss well facade
>>144530527Uhhhhhh, all these fighters who are actually good? Yeah they're bad because I said they were
>>144530325He single handedly just saved the 'jobs' of hundreds of small mma channels. Now they can milk these tweets or a weeks worth of videos shitting up my feed>SEAN OMALLEY IS A HECKIN DELUSIONAL/HYPOCRITE and it's NOT OKAY! (It's a bad thing!)
>>144530579it's the same gimmick he's been running since the chito loss pakimutt
>>144530325In many ways O'Mally won that fight
Feel like I stepped into an alternative dimension with heemers defending O'Cuckley.
>>144530661its just the discord doing what they do
gooby ruined a generation
>>144530661He is trolling for attention and the gullible retards are falling for it
>>144530600no the hue is actually right>Yan literally got flushed by the vax, losing strength and being ill in general>Aldo stops fighting at bw for some reason, see how he was doing well against Yan with the kicks and then stopped throwing them, then again did fuckall against Merab>Cory post Yan is just hugging people >that fucking idiot of Cejudo sat his prime out, literally doing acid with Tyson>Font has no chin and only boxes, O'Malley is astroturfed, Chito can only fluke victories and was getting his shit pushed in by the corpse of Edgar
merab the type of nigga to eat the cum with a spoon
99% of merat fans weren't merat fans a week ago.
I must ask, what does this have to do with mixed martial arts or the country of Mexico?
>>144530736Littl bit delicious snack
>>144530739ive been merableaf for a while m8
>>144530773i thought chinese were good at math?
>>144530796you would know
>>144530600Yan (post-Aljo): 2-4 (0 finishes)Aldo (at 135): 4-3 (0 finishes)Cory (post-Yan): 3-2 (1 finish)Cejudo: 0-2O'Malley: 3-1-1 in his last 5, with 1 controversial decision (1 finish, controversial)Chito and Font: no need to explain
>>144530812I wouldn't b. they call me "The Terror of Taiwan"
>>144530837nah they call me that
>>144530861nah they call you "The Taiwanese Tenis" b
>>144529071
>>144530891they call me champ they call you chump
>>144530970Sex with butch lesbians is pretty pog
>a meeting of mindsyou forgot someone b?
Oh shit Sean actually did win the fight on damage now that I'm rewatching it
good evening
>>144531385Pedo
>>144531423we didnt ask for your job description
>>144529071I believe Cory, when he fought and lost against Yan, DC asked him if he thought he won that fight, Cory was like "nah i dont think so" and then he continued to talk about how he probably lostHe is an honest boi
>>144531295No he didn't He barely landed anything of any sort of worth and only had Merab somewhat troubled in round 5You could maybe argue that the knee in round 3 (which failed to wobble or really stun Merab at all) because it opened a superficial cut, but Merab was arguably more effective in that round 2You can't score fights based off of imaginary strikes that were never thrown and hypothetical damage that was never inflicted
>>144531439Why do you get upset when off topic pedo-posting is called out?
>>144531585Mauricio Rua is off-topic? Mauricio Rua is a pedophile?
>>144527216That's a mother
Cain Velasquez attacks pedophile Shogun Rua backstage with a knife
>>144531609Fantasising about children is off topic yes
>>144531585brown paki (meant in an, inclusive endearing, diversity-appreciating way ;p ) can't think past degenerate sexual urges and comprehend love, love that spreads out from my admiration of Mauricio Rua and lands on an extension of his blood*spits*
>>144531642Wow, you should stop doing that then
>>144531655>>144531672We’d all appreciate it if you kept your sick fantasies and justifications in the pedocord, thanks.
she needs me
>>144531700>We
>>144531452he's a real one but they duped him into fight like a fake one and he's going down the drain without even being flushed
Who is the Sean “P Diddy” Combs of mma?
Abus needs to go outside this is pathetic man
>>144531736james vick
Ching Chong chomo HATES it when pedos are called out
>>144531736James Vick III
>>144531736Look into it
>>144529167fer shure my guy 100 percent
Gionata Gionassoni
mr McMann
>>144531721b she's like 36 going on 45
it's bad when people project their degeneracy and fantasy on others, how small their souls must be... fags do the same when they see friendship
>>144531747nobody said anything bout mehmet, b
>>144531736Jan Blachowitz
>>144531818I don't mind, I believe I can save her heart
>>144531826everything the cordbong spouts is projection. if he accuses, he commits
>>144530105Who should we talk about?
>>144530325Based, schizophrenia/god complex>>>>>>>>fake humility for being the best.
>>144531885nigga who said i wanna be her friend
>>144531865giants
>>144531885maybe he's inspired by the prophet and just wants to marry her? allah says it's kosher.
>>144531885none of this was implied or suggested, you are producing organic thoughts and attempting to attribute them to other people. this is a terrible look, you should stick to daddysanya spam
>>144531896Talmbout the nephilims b? They took a dive
>>144531895>I need her she needs me What exactly did you mean by that?
I would befriend Shogun whilst completely ignoring his daughter's presence.
>>144531915took a nosedive after being heemed out of heaven
>>144531940Those were the angels b, they were like>Look at my disgusting human waifu im obsessed withAnd had the nephilims with them.
Boston Strong. But Vegas Stronger. When Vegas gets shot up, they really bounce back! Step up the game, Boston! You suck!
307 is fucking terrible lmfao
>>144531921I'm afraid I can't answer that in a human way
OHHHH KATTAR DROPS A BOSTON BOMB TONIGHT - Jon Anik
merb clone dropped
>>144532058Diego's father
People are saying Khalil Rountree doesn't deserve his shot. Khalil trained in the fucking jungles of Thailand, Khalil is on a 5 fight winstreak, not many people can say they've won 5 fights in a row, not even Pereira.
>>144532022erm, its being christened by based ihor potiera
Jon Jones beats me 99 times out of 100... but that 1 time.... is every time.
>>144532087He made shoguns daughter cry
whats the lowest weight class fighter that can beat jon jones at least 1 time out of 100
>>144532111suffering builds character
>>144532122
>>144532113dickus, michel pereira, bo pyper
>>144532113heavyweight gane 99 times out of 100
>>144532144>bo pyperWhat if Joe Pyfer and Bo Nickal merged?
imagine mikey chandler booting conors chin into his skull with a front kick and then hero posing over his corpse
>>144532058That ninja choke was the best submission of 2023, my boy got robbed of his prize.
It would seemThat in heemYou can dream
Whats next for Tim Welch? More shitty Oakley sunglasses?
>>144532022>don't remember who's on that card and check it out>oh it's an Alex gets a freebie episode, cool>wmma co-main>well that's pretty weak let's see wh->flushed Wonderboy against buck who got gifted the corpse of Luque to make it in the ranking>flushed Aldo against who>retard against tremendous retard because he could've actually done something with his career>crotch sniffing special>that ukrainian faggot>wmma>wmma>wmma>for a gran total of 4 wmma fights>fucking 4I'm surprised we even get a stream because that'd mean that someone somewhere bought this shit, holy fuck this is bad
>>144532452yo my webm keeps buffering
I don't understand Georgians. Thousands showed up to watch Merab's title fight, but nobody cared when Ilia fought for one. Why do they love the most boring fighter on the roster, but not one of the most exciting one?
Hap is drilling hero position with Chandlers witch whore wife
Zellhuber will heem Islam. He just needs more time.
What heems are there this weekend?
>>144532537Ilion reps Spain and México by extension.
>>144532708guy on the left is not even watching the heems
>>144532805accurate desu
>La revancha pinche perraPRONTO
>>144532708brazza friendly seating arrangement
The brazza reich will last a thousand cards
>>144532914it won't because the UFC will fold way before that
You now /heem/ember the UFC video game
>>144532914when does it start b?
>>144532884stenchenko won the trilogy 1-2 and will never fight her again
>>144532944I can't play it on my computer machine
fighters should be shamed for stalling and winning rounds/a fight without fightingputting it on the judge or the ruleset is reddit
Holy frick.
>>144533141They need to keep production in track Also with no rounds most fights would end up with a guy on top for 20 minutes until their opponent taps to strikes
>>144532113MW. We've seen a LHW in Reyes beat him already. I bet Khamzat or Dricus could get him 1 out of 100
>>144532113
>>144533290damn that's just sad b. what a gross whore. god help that kid.
Fighters should be raped, tortured and killed. Fuck you
Baldy said he's doing boxing for real this time. It's over
>>144533536Controversial yet brave post.
I can fix her
>>144527705could nunes vs harrison headline a ppv tho
>tfw you're not what you say you are
>OOOOO GERMAN SUPL-OOOOOOOOOH ARMBAR APPLIED!!! IT'S IN DEEP JO- NO BORG'S OK- NO IT'S GETTING TIGHTER! BORG DOESN'T WANT TO TAP BUT IT'S GETTI-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH
top 5 UFC pic of all time?
>>144533580It'll definitely work this time. Totally different from those other times the Fertitas tried to get in to boxing.
>>144533932Uh, correct.
O'Malley tanked that shit
37 days until Gane fights.
have you executed your boy contract with Tallboy Tex yet?
>>144534081
>>144533755satanic temple prostitutes
>>144533755forgotten city statues lookin hoes
>>144534172>>144534291disrespectful cretins
>>144534401i'm giddin b i thought the rang grillz were a beeoot all night daddy
>>144529352snop dog reminded me of Abe
>>144534607His cousin molested him at a young age
anyone else ever feel like they gotta bust 4 5x a day when they aint gittin sum?
lee jingaling
>>144533755tacky ass shit, especially the boots, those 20 millions are really showing there >>144534401would be 10/10 if not for the drawn sternum>>144534670>pirate his game>posts and thread about it start popping upplease fuck off
Jean Silva likely has some sort of personality disorder, and I don't think it's bog standard BPD
>>144534670kek
>>144534889jingaleemed
Long Jean Silva
>>144534889looks like he's part of a bike gang and his weapon of choice is a heavy metal chain
>>144534912DSM personality disorder stuff is bullshit. Jean "Lord" Silva is possessed by a demon, simple as.
Reyes has an alter ego, a distinct identity that, according to him, manifests during his prolonged outings to the octagon or in the course of a fight, which he calls "Athlete" or "The Devastator." He credits his wife for helping to control this alter ego when it appears outside of his career as a fighter.[5]
>>144534960lmao that's a good one anon
The moniker "Lord Assassin" was coined by his friends after seeing him constantly pushing himself in the gym without really taking any breaks.[96]Silva is an alto saxophone player.[7]
>>144534972>>144534995watch the "lord" not "showing up" when he's getting humped in the 4th by some wrestlefucker
>>144535016kek
Jean brings back the sovl to the UFC
You can ban me for racism but you'll never ban my spirit b
*brings back the sovl to the UFC*
If anyone is going to get a finish in the rematch it will be Dricus. Sean’s path to victory is most likely a decision. But I think that DDP’s ability to decision Sean in the rematch will now be easier. Overall I think DDP has a stronger chance of winning the rematch because he has more ways to win.
brings back the sovl to the UFC
only god can judge me
>>144535291then I'm gonna send you to speak with him
>Zombie work! Zombie let's work!
How many bings
>>14453538711236 bongs
>>144532884>Wmma quadrologyStop it.
>>144529287Legalize head punting a grounded opponent
>>144529287Love how proud his coach was of him after that round
37 hours til Gane fights
>>144535291Faggot.
heem or be heemd
>>144535619always has been allowed in japan
>>144535192>>144535270i love big dric but what exactly is sovl about pajeet tier camera zooms and spinshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOxutBMCOUchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APHcYegE6ns
i want to vivisect yoel romero
actually no hasbulla instead yoel good
chris heemsworth
>>144535663I'm surprised to see an American this stupid. Usually it's a foreigner.
Noche UFC just set Mexico back 100 years man that was just pure cringe
gane will never fight in france again after they burglarized his home
>>144536013it was literally the gay pride month of mma eventsliterally used the mexican people for mma promotion
can we all agree that no one has ever heemed the story as hard as maverick in tg2?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqRxGuBSvlU
>>144536071how do dee doos not get a house sitter?
>>144536134gane invited him to the fight he's such a nice guy
>>144535969I dunno about this, bubba. Your flag track record doesn't help how you are perceived
>>144536013The ring girl outfits were nice but the last two were retarded and Super Mexico made me want to vomit.
pasan las whoras
>>144536124First time seeing this rock hard ngl
>>144527825First time seeing this rock hard ngl
MOICANO NEEDS BUSSY
>K-1 World MAX 2024 in Tokyo / Sunday 29th September-- Cruiserweight World Title (90kg/198lbs) --Liu Ce (C) vs Mahmoud Sattari-- Super Bantamweight Tournament Finals (55kg/121lbs) --Semifinals:Rui Okubo vs Masashi MumuraRiamu vs Akihiro KanekoFinal:TBD vs TBD-- Super Lightweight Tournament Finals (65kg/143lbs) --Quaterfinals:Hayato Suzuki vs Ionut PopaYodkhunpon vs Can PinarLenny Blasi vs Shu InagakiMeng Gaofeng vs Tomas AguirreSemifinals:TBD vs TBDTBD vs TBDFinal:TBD vs TBD
Garry has an alter ego, a distinct identity that, according to him, manifests during his prolonged outings to the octagon or in the course of a fight, which he calls "The Future" or "Machado." He credits his wife's exhusband for helping to control this alter ego when it appears outside of his career as a fighter.[5]
>>144536746I used to watch a lot of K1 but it's just not on at a good time for Americans. Also Tenshin/Takeru was a disgraceful way for kickboxing to deflate itself with only 3 rounds.
>K-1 World Grand Prix 2024 in Osaka / Saturday 5th October-- Openweight Asian Round Qualifiers --Jerome Le Banner vs K-JeeErrol Zimmerman vs Yamaguchi ShotaSina Karimian vs Claudio IstrateTanigawa Seiya vs Kwon Jangwon-- Super Fight K-1 vs Krush (70kg/154lbs) --Stoyan Koprivlenski vs Oda Jinku-- Super Welterweight Fights (70kg/154lbs) --Jordan Pileur vs Dengue SilvaDarryl Verdonk vs Zhora AkopyanHiromi Wajima vs Kim Joon Hwa
There is an idea of a Ian Garry, some kind of abstraction.
Next Noche already confirmed by Dana
>k-1 super welterweights are a pound smaller than ufc lightweights.
I tried to warn the mexiCANs, utter embarrassment
>>144536828Plz no more sphere.
>>144536833Different weight class systemsBoxing welterweights weigh around 140
>>144536880What's a welter anyways?
>>144536780>Tenshin/Takeru3rds was truly a crime
>>144536897welter2 of 3noun (1)1: a state of wild disorder : turmoil2: a chaotic mass or jumblea bewildering welter of data
>>144536828The Noche señoritas were so pretty! Way hotter than the cookie cutter bitches in skimpy clothing.
>>144536897beat you so bad you get welts
>>144536973The gold outfit looked like complete ass.
>>144536942>>144536976
>>144536828I only liked the skeleton and the one with the purple dress.
https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/1fku625/bryce_mitchell_rap/Bryce Mitchell got bars
>>144536833In boxing, super middleweight are 168
is daner intentionally trolling /heem/? hes getting into /box/... is it because we illegally stream ufc?
>>144537142No thanks.
>>144537156>Lhw>175lbsThis one makes me mad.
>>144537103Islam and I make the same face while watching Colby except I'm cumming.
>>144537157dan says he's getting into boxing every 5 years he'll never do it
>>144537157Belal and Merab winning championship made him hate MMA
Sphere was absolute kino fuck you poofs
You guys think Val took Merab's virginity after leaving Sphere?
>>144537235>"There will be some big announcements soon. I never say anything I don't do, ever. We've been kicking the whole boxing thing around for a long time but you've never heard me commit and say, 'I'm in.' I'm in."
>>144537257val woodburn was deep inside that thang all night yes
>>144537238It was ok, i liked the backgrounds but the mini movies were cringe, i thought it was going to be about combat sports in mexico, not a wakandafied mexico
>>144537294did you enjoy losing every fight?
>>144537235apparently Dana invested heavily into /box/ because its cheap because of the slow thread. He'll boost the posting and sell his shares for big $$$$
>>144536799Le Banner has been fighting since the big bang, he should just retire. Feels like watching Bigfoot Silva but worse.
O'Malley looks like the kind of guy who would be charismatic and suave but then in interviews he comes off like a math teacher trying to seem cool
>>144537326Fights were fun and I didn't know most of the guys in the card so I didn't care.
>>144537189The classic heavyweight oldhead boxing historian wank all the time would be welterweight in mma today.The weird thing about Boxing weight class is that there is such a gap between 175 and 200.
>>144537360O'Malley losing made me sad tbqhwy.
>>144537348he's a real one, the true definition of heem
>>144537357>O'Malley looks like the kind of guy who would be charismatic and suaveevery gas station methhead i've met has been a well spoken literature major too
WAR
KAMPF
GUERRA
KAKUTOGI
OTHER WORD
>>144537415>>144537445>>144537474>>144537518>>144537611That's not UFC
>>144537666thats a good thing
this thread is dead and you don't watch k-1that's enough bruh, it's over
does the k1 bong have legitimate low functioning autism? fucking weirdo is up every single day in the middle of the night posting about chinese kickboxing. this is the summary of his life. giga yikes
>>144537726i havent posted in 3 days brah
>>144537811>when your girl wins the ru paul race
YOU'RE THE SNIPER
the K-1 posting will continue
more like the GAY-1 posting will fagtinuegottem
>>144537947jonissies???
>>144537947Stipe won't get away with a fake tap this time
>>144538108imagine if he did though and how pissed Dana would be
I cant wait for the co-main and main event to be wrestlefag snoozers NOT.
Im sure it will be fireworks, too bad we don't watch that crap here.
Do you watch bootleg ufc streams on your android phone?
>>144537947>kickboxing champion Overeem
I watch all kinds of crap. You ever see that one with the chimp and the frog?
Semmy Schilts grandson?
*scores on you*
>>144538262I'll tell you what I don't watch in my android phone: that crap.
>>144537726He’s from Wales. Nothing going on over there so this is all he has.
>>144538419Guru is welsh
because the browser cant load it
>>144538437That explains a lot.
>>144538444That orangutan kinda looks like that prehistoric ufc fighter. Cant remember his name
Oh yeah. Miktebek orolbai
>>144538499
Do you think Dana White ever attended one of Diddy’s freak-offs?
>>144538523this doo got heemd at the sphere
I give this gimmick a B-
>>144537142That was actually amazing
>>144538523>>144538573Essentially the same.
>>144538614you take that back
I have two desktops, and I watch bootleg poofc from one that's hooked up to a tv monitor, while I have a game or some other shit up on my other desktop.
Guess what I have in my hand
>>144538683another man's penis
>>144538683Banana
Fart!
>>144538694>>144538699You are both close
>>144538869another man's banana
>>144538668you can do all that from one desktop you goofster
So we all agree Sean was never good right? I always got the feeling he was shit but he just kept winning and the hype kept building but I kept seeing the guy that got put in take the booty position on contender series
>>144538523I look like this
>>144538937Soukhamthath literally carried him into a W
>>144538937>So we all agree Sean was never good right?No.
>>144538937God this board is the fucking worst.He was like 18-1 before this fight. You faggots and your faggot opinions, like a plague...
bumrab is boring
>>144538937nah hes fucking good if he can beat yan and aljo. but I suspect he has a limited ceiling considering he started training so late, and due to the retarded culture he and his team is (le irony, not really facing certain things with honesty, le huimble arrogance). but some of that is offset by the resources he has to put towards training and also the good elements of the culture he has (stoic stuff, journaling). so who knows. curious to see if he and tim come back strong.
>I miss weight brazza
brazza, brazza brazza? brazza!
>we have muslim commission never miss brazza
>>144538917To be able to do everything I want from a single desktop rn I would either need a two gpu setup or pay for an obscenely expensive gpu. I happened to end up with parts enough through the years for a good and a decent desktop, so it's just as easy to run everything on two machines through the shame peripherals with a switch and mixer. My only option right now would be to sink thousands into top of the line everything or keep this setup which has been going strong for like 7 years,b.
>>144539000I get what you're saying but Sean legit was never good. I'll try to explain my logic by analyzing his record>make it to Contender Series by wheel kicking an actually decent guy that should get him to the UFC>have a 1 round back and forth war with a bum on contender series. look gassed out and very amateur then KO with a tired combo to basically knoc over a gassed out opponent. good high light but terrible showing for a UFC level fighter>forgettable fight>still look raw and amateur get another decision against a TURBO can>knockout a can>knockout an old can>lose to first UFC level fighter he faces>Knockout a guy 3 fight losing streak on his way out of the ufc>TKO a can>tko a canby this time the hype is getting insane and im just not understanding it. he's winning fights but he's talking about how he's slow rolling his career and he isnt going to fight top fighters without top money so its cool because he's getting hype but in my mind no one actually thinks he's good>lose to Yan and get gifted a decision but show he is actually better than I ever thought but just not elite>catch Aljo because he decided to be retarded>beat up a washed Chito>finally lose to a competent in his prime UFC level fighterHe was never destined to be great and the signs were always there
>>144539185>never pay taxes bradda
>>144539208Good for you or sorry that happened, idk not reading that shit.
>>144539204your computer cant handle a game plus a video stream? how shit is your pc?
whos ready for nuit UFC?
>>144539228that's not all I do with my computers, but wh3 will fry your shit up
>>144539239It'd probably be something like UFC, Bonsoir! in Madrid presented by India.
UFC fight nuitpresented by modelo
UFC the ocean noche oceanoche
Femboy Division but no striking, aggression or octagon control allowed
>>144539292how'd you end up this gay?
>>144539292That's called k-1.
>>144539324he got the ole sean strickland from pops
wmma would be more popular if they just made the ring girls fight in skimpy clothes. wmma in its current state is a welfare program for "" "female" "athletes" ""
Codybros...
Joanna!!
>>144539371He's been looking decent lately. No shame in losing to an all-time-great midgeweight talent in Figgy
brian ortega has brain damage
>>144539377She has gorgeous eyes real shame about everything else
New BYM premiers in 15 minutes, we're all gonna be there.
>>144539125>>144539185its been years, conor, let it go
>>144539401it's gonna be you mexicope and k1inchdick
brain ortega has brian damage
>>144539419It's gonna be the vast majority of heem, this is a decidedly pro bym community.
sure brian looks like a dream manifest but his boys can't swim
I'll be watching, believe you me ill be watching.
>>144539434shig
>>144539457>>144539457>>144539457>>144539457
Somebody uncage the thread slave.
>>144539459shan't
