CIN: Tee Higgins returns to practice for BengalsCLE: Browns DT Mike Hall Jr. pleads down to disorderly conduct; now awaits NFL rulingPHI: Jalen Hurts was dealing with an illness before Monday's gameCHI: DJ Moore admits he shouldn't have let his frustration be known in loss to TexansGB: "There is a chance" Jordan Love plays in Week 3HOU: C.J. Stroud explains postgame interaction with Caleb WilliamsTEN: Will Levis changes phone number after unwanted messages ATL: Drake London laments gun celebration in win vs. EaglesLAC: Jim Harbaugh: I expect Justin Herbert to play vs. SteelersCIN: Bengals' Paycor Stadium $1 billion renovation plan proposedPHI: Eagles’ Nick Sirianni stands by his calls at the end of the loss to the FalconsDEN: Broncos place Mike McGlinchey on IRCAR: Report: Panthers QB Bryce Young 'pissed' about being benched
First for fuck the Steelers
Brady's numbers are inflated because he didn't have to face Cover 2 for most of his career.
Jordan Love is back at practice
Who signs the GEQBUS next year as their franchise QB?Giants? Raiders?
cam on tits
coach primate
>Patty Cuckitini
>>144530517more like geqbussy
>>144530510Brady's numbers are inflated because he has an unfair lack of melanin in his skin
mahomes carrying the league atp
More bussy yardsMore busy winsMore bussy TDsMore bussy accuracyMore bussy MVPs
>>144530508kek the animoo loli won't like this one bit
>>144530510Brady's numbers are inflated because he enjoyed twenty years of his own stacked defense constantly getting him extra possessions and shorter fields
COVER 2 JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>144530510This. There should be an asterisk next to his stats or an adjustment for eras. Ban cover 2. Or push them forward a bit.
Lifelong fan of 6 years or something
>>144530510DID YOU SAY COVER 2???
>>144530583this but unironically t. 19 years old
/sp/ predictions for the Jets vs Patriots game tonight Pro replies only thank (You)
Cover this bussy
Mahomes is like LeBron playing in the pussyboy era. Brady was like MJ playing in the elite era. TB was out there juking Brian Urlacher at 5.2 40 speed while the Mutt needs his reffies to not let the defense play defense. We have failed GMs asking Cover 2 be taken away for example
>>144530577retard toddler throwers can't string together 6 dumpoffs or move the ball once the field is condensed in the red zone. cover 2 is just allowing jackasses that don't know how to shoot a gun more bullets before they cap one in their foot
>>144530597JEFF SATURDAAAAAAY
>>144530492My Steelers :)
>>144530583In 15 years when Mahomes wins his 20th superbowl how are you going to cope with this pasta?
Brady cucked the biggest 2 Cover defense of all time in the super bowl. The same one that exposed Manning
>>144530541He killed the league. Teams finally learned they could slow him down with cover 2 but then they realized they could use cover 2 all the time. Now no QB can move the ball down the field without checkdowns so the league has become boring.
kwab
>>144530583>6 yearsI wish
Blo Dix lol
>>144530510Tampa 2 was popular in the 2000s>inb4 it's not really Cover 2Shut the fuck up
>>144530604my heart says Jets and my brain says Patriots
>>144530674what does your bussy say?
>>144530647Nah you did
BoomerBros, have we come full circle? In our youth we were told "this league won't let you play defense" now they're saying "this league won't let you play offense"
BAN COVER 2, IMMEDIATELY!
>nooooo you have to let receivers run behind the defense it’s not faaairrrrrwhy are they like this?
>>144530693It's really just Mel Kiper and he will be roasted to oblivion for that take.
>>144530604Al Michaels is going to be old, almost 80 years old but not quite there yet.
>>144530682it says who the fuck cares
>>144530669It's literally just cover 3 disguised as cover 2
>>144530727Nah you are
>get back from the gym>order a big tasty with 2 pattiesBased or cringe?
2safetiesLmao
>>144530720No, he was just the first person to say the quiet part out loud. He's sparked the debate in the NFL community. Executives will debate this and the league might consider adjusting how high a safety can go. They're too damn high.
>>144530743Kill yourself, not your blog
Gay above me
>>144530743let’s keep it football sweetheart
If for whatever reason they ban 2 safeties I'm not watching this shit sport anymore. CFBKino it will be
>>144530756This
>>144530604Reverse of that other anonBoth have good run games but both have elite run defenses (9ers game doesnt count) so itll be passing based. So if its if you like ARodgers and Wilson/allen/etc or if you like brisset and the tight ends
>>144530769>CFB>Kino
>>144530703the choofs/bungles pass interference shows directly most people don't think the defense has equal right to the the ball or field when it's explicitly stated all over the rule book they do
>>144530780I've been having more fun watching the SEC and Big10 than the NFL the last 3 years desu
>>144530693>>144530703Mahomes stats are better than Brady.>He played in a tougher era!Passing and TDs are at their lowest level since 2007 due to cover 2. Running backs give better EPA/P for the first time in decades.>The black QBs are the reason the stats are down!Sigh....
>>144530746i'd think this was crazy but the nfl is pretty retarded so ya never kno
>>144530693been watching football a long time, and i am certain that the NFL was better before everybody expected real games to be like Madden
>>144530746>my QBs can't make multiple 30 foot passes to open peopledo football fags really consider throwing this challenging lol
>>144530805Idk bro I didn't see Rivers, Matt Ryan, Peyton Manning, etc. be too stupid to adapt. Why can't the blacks adapt? Is it because they see 2 safeties and start to run like it's the cops?
2025 new rules:>No defenders more than 10 yards off the line of scrimmage>Mandatory guardian caps>Kickoff touchbacks are worth -2 points for more D Y N A M I C returns>18-game schedule, with each team playing an international game once, except for the Jags who do it 3 times
>>144530852>Texas faggots getting heemed on by CalifaggotsKekaroo
>>144530855You forgot>don’t touch the heckin mahomie>chiefs are entitled to 6 downs
>>144530808Similar to the NBA the NFL learned that fans prefer to watch offense over defense. So in the NBA they got rid of the hand check and emphasized 3 point shooting. The NFL just realized it has a cover 2 problem and will be forced to adjust it to achieve their offense goal.You boomers have to admit there's nothing like a QB throwing a pinpoint deep pass and a WR catching it for a TD. Running and check downs don't do that. Nobody is sharing highlight reels of check downs.
>>144530846>Idk bro I didn't see Rivers, Matt Ryan, Peyton Manning, etc. be too stupid to adapt.Cover 2 has become the default, it wasn't used so often in their time. QBs didn't throw as often in their days so defense didn't have to spam cover 2.
>>144530866Texans are gigantic pussies
>>144530877and mlb baseball with the defensive shifts.
>>144530846it's because their main attribute is DEX not INT
The bottom line is the white, cerebral QB of the past had the acumen to adapt to what the defense presented. That's why you spent 15 seconds watching them audible presnap. Now the blacks (and wannabe blacks) say "SHEEEEIIITT CAN'T SHOOT IT DEEP LEMME RUN". It goes back to their fight or flight response when commiting crime or dealing with the police.
>>144530855based
2 Cover Defenses be like>*weaves Naruto hand signs*CLAMPS!>shower of metallic clamp like objects litter the field making normal routes impossibleSEATBELT!!>car seat belt tentacles sprout from the ground and wrap around the receivers ensnaring them in place NO FLY ZONE!!>anti-air sam missile turrets and flak cannons materialize and cloud the air with explosives ready to shred any football that dares to penetrate the air spaceUNLIMITED SAFETY NO JUSTSU!!>not two but two gorillion shadow clones made of a composite of the worlds nastiest safeties appear ready to strangle the offensive passing gamewoah... so this is the power of 2coverLmao...
>>144530952Trying to hard but made me laughVontaze HEEMjitsu CTEplosion disk!
>>144530877>pinpoint deep passmost can't do this unless they throw blind mortar rounds. Something with timing like a deep out they're stunningly bad at now which is why a gay generic defense that's been run forever works now
>>144530877>You boomers have to admit there's nothing like a QB throwing a pinpoint deep pass and a WR catching it for a TDvanilla take. three years ago derrick henry games were must watch because of how he was dominating defenses. that's way more satisfying. it's a matter of context that makes a play exciting. the disparity of qb play makes it unwatchable when one team can go deep whenever it wants and the other can't. it's why there are 11 players on the field. it's why people like to watch mahomes. don't tell me he isn't good enough, it's his receivers that have been lacking.
>What playing the Panthers does to a nigga
>>144530903>it wasn't used quite often in their timeRevisionist history. The Packers beat the Steelers in the Super Bowl using cover 2. Tampa 2 for the Bucs in 2003. Cover 2 has been around forever but QBs weren't retards who couldn't read zone defense and just default to my WR1 isn't open? Better just run. Cover 2 punishes the low IQ retards who rely on athleticism (so like 90% of the starting QB)
>>144531023Still building that winner with unprecedented football insight. Slow and steady...
>>144531066can't wait until he starts banning fans from carrying SELL THE TEAM signs to home games like Snyder
>>144530492>CAR: Report: Panthers QB Bryce Young 'pissed' about being benchedHow do you feel about this, Panthersbros?
Washington Commanders
>>144531066Has this jew found the ring of power yet?
>>144531049it wasn't used because QBs would just nickel and dime it death as some dip shit wouldn't turf a 7 yd dumpoffs or eat a sack after having a lunch in the backfield in the driveAlso the IQ part is overrated and the throwing part is underrated. Most of these dudes are not good at throwing. A throwing position becoming an IQ vs. run argument shows you all you need to know about how clueless the league is about the positionLearn to throw first lol
Which NFL player has the hottest WAG? For me it's Claire Kittle. Something about her exotic look and bushy eyebrows does it for me
>>144530604Jets>overrated defense, especially against the run (still a good defense just not as good as advertised)>weak run game>poor offensive weapons apart from Wilson>immobile qb (though Rodgers looked much better in Week 2)Patriots>overrated defense (but better than the Jets imo and a much better run defense)>surprisingly decent run game>mediocre offensive weapons apart from Henry>immobile qbIt should be a good, competitive game. I'm leaning towards a Patriots win but I wouldn't bet on it. I did bet on NE to cover +6.5, though.
>>144531245Ryback
>>144531245Is she Armenian?
>>144531245Isn't WAG some bong term?
>>144531281Which team is he on? I'm not familiar with this name.
Don’t ever reply to me again tripfag janny
Friendly reminder that prosecutors are waiting for OBJ to retire before formally charging him with sexual assault of a child against Justin Bieber, of which OBJ will plead guilty for lesser charges.
>>144531296Yep corn fed born and raised Iowa girl
>>144531129he should have played better if he didn't want to sit and watch
>>144531336That frame was designed to produce Cataphracts and mounted archers to defend against the Sassanids.
>>144531367Ur mum was designed for my dick lel
>>144531389Nah mines was
>>144531389I expect a nice gift for Christmas, then.
>chicago qbs
mount this bussy
>>144531411>hey fellas
>>144531336>tranny frame>tattoos>male eyebrows>lives in Trans Lives Matter StateUhhh KittleBros?
>>144531444that's a great frame what are you talking about
>>144531297Yeah it's some divegrass shit
>>144531460hi aaron
>DT Jordan Phillips is on the IR, but he claims he isn’t hurt>RB Dalvin Cook found out he’s not ready to play by listening to Jerry Jones on the radio.
>>144531444>Guys, I'm thinking about trannies again
>>144531460Yeah if he stayed a man he'd probably be an NFL player
>>144531444Bro, you need to have sex. Pay a hooker or romance an uggo, but legit you have a problem.
>>144531490>how dare you associate a "woman" with XY chromosomes with tranniesKamala Moment
>>144531480>>144531504bro don't make me get out ms paint
>>144531529>hahahaha I said it again
>>144531526>the biggest cuck of all giving anyone adviceI'm surprised you haven't blown your brains out. You've been a pathetic poster for over a decade now
guys be nice to each otherlife is shortwhy argue petty differences?
In 2024 you get bullied by the left for calling humans with male characteristics trannies. I thought they wanted us to call them trannies
Guys Im thinking about women again.
>>144531444When the alleged tranny looks like that who cares. If it's 3am and she's in a hotel room with you and pulls out a dick you would say "a mouth is a mouth".
>>144531550Bro, please just go have sex. You'll be different and realize this shit is just weird. Then we can discuss the efficiency of two deep safeties instead of you obsessing over trans women. Personally, I think if a team plays zone they are admitting they do not have a proper secondary.
>>144531624the last time i had sex was 2007
>>144531599BASED
You now remember when an Eagles fan brought a coffin to a tailgate, placed a Sean Taylor shirt over it and then got into a fight with a 76ers player.
>bradyscuck giving adviceI'll reiterate, you've been a pathetic tripfag for over a decade. Turn the trip off. Save whatever dignity your loved ones think you still have
>>144531643your basically a virgin
>>144531444>Been cucked out of 2 owls by a superior TE who's dating a superior woman
>>144531654kek based beagle fan with the rib>>144531643t. Sean Taylor
>>144531669Bro... you know what you must do. I'm here to help you for afterwards. We can discuss the pros and cons of a West Coast offense and why paying a RB is the sign of a bad team.
>>144531688She looks manly too but it's exposed to too much test in the womb manly. Not like Kittle's heshe
hey Minnesota, FUCK you and your TURF you faggots. fuck all turf franchises, fuck you and your lower body non-contact injury causing TURF you JEWS
>>144531643Was it with a female human?
>>144531699>t. Sean TaylorKek but RIP
>>144530805It’s black QBs
>>144531739And there it is.
>>144531706Commiefornia Niners tranny made at Minnesots terfs lmao
>>144531739we call them scrambling americans round here boy
>>144531706the only good fields are the broncos browns and there's another but i forget. the rest is meme shit
>>144531129Dolphinsbros... Are you ready?
Which NFL has had the most dog in him all time?
I am tipping the Jets. Does that mean you should put money on it? No. According to my model, the Jets should be at around the 1.75-1 mark.
>>144531825By the way, this post was made by Dr. Reality Check. Will confirm with trip ON.
Bengos
>>144531819Seems like white women prefer dog in them
What a shitshow>Isiah Pacheco (RB1) got a season ending injury>Clyde Edwards-Helaire (RB2) will be gone for weeks due to mental issues >Marquise Brown (WR1) got a season ending injury on his first snap>Rashee Rice (WR2) is good but is at the mercy of Rodger Goodell's ban hammer>Travis Kelce (TE1) looks his ageIf my Chiefs weren't one year removed from booty blasting the league with a bunch of literal whos I would be in panic mode.
>>144531825>>144531841Confirmed.
>>144531819
>>144531819Stafford has a good claim for the QB position.
>>144531856cover 2 is going to be banned soon though
>>144531643hire a scort already you've earned it
>>144531819Trevor Lawrence
Can you hang with a KANG?
>>144531856Yeah, it's looking like it's over.
>>144531842looks like it belongs in the movie scene with the green tub water and bacon taped to the wall /tv/ likes to post
>>144531880There's the viking schizo where is that Caleb schizo who was ritual posting about his Bears. Come out of hiding faggot and take this L.
>>144531880SKOL!
>>144531872im going to the philippines in the spring
>>144531856Clyde is in the loony bin?
>>144531336would be a 10/10 w nice DDs
>>144531856Can I interest you in Tutu Atwell from the Rams? On the last year of his deal, speedy WR with good, aggressive hands
>>144531889They just got done beating the fuck out of the league with nobody last season. They'll be fine as long as Rice doesn't get suspended. It's just going to be annoying. Will probably have to play in game manager mode again.
>>144530604Jets squeak out an ugly, low-scoring win, Salah celebrates like he just won the Owl, but Rodgers looks exposed as an old man that lost his greatness if he can't extend plays outside the pocket.
>>144531913He's been dealing with mental health issues. His confidence is shot. It's not like the team is threatening to release him so I'm not sure why he's panicking. But I believe it's mandatory for him to sit for a couple of weeks now that it's out there. He didn't know Pachecho was going to get his leg snapped.
>>144530682"Open for business"
>>144530604The Jets >jest all over the place and lose 6-0
>>144531922>Tutu AtwellI dunno it's a little suspicious that you're trying to get rid of him.
>>144530604the week 3 game between them last year was probably the worst game played in the NFL in 15 years. the last 3 games have been 10 hours of waterboarding
>>144531245Goof >>144531297Yes, but we can use it too
>what ppl in Missouri look like
>playing football at school field day>last person left to be picked>both captains smirking everyone else snickering and laughing in my face because they don't want me on their team >one of the captains finally picks me reluctantly >I proceed to completely assrape the other team>next time we play, everyone wants me on their team >leave to play kickball because I hate them all now
>>144531965Not a Rams fan but sometimes a team will have a fan-favorite player who sticks around long enough that they don't fit the team's current scheme, and fans would rather see them succeed on another team than be a third-stringer or worse: special teams.
>your team >favorite dinosaur or other prehistoric animal as a kidBills Triceratops
>>144532042Raiders Ankylosaurus
>>144532032this has to be real
>>144532042BillsAnkylosaur
Did this schizo go into hiding after Caleb got exposed? Reminds me of the Purdy neo nazi guy who fled the board after Purdy lost the owl.
>>144532034>>144531965This. The Rams (when healthy) have a deep wr room already, and if we lose this weekend we're practically dead in the water with all the injuries. Might as well recoup some value for the player while sending him to a contender.
>>144532042KangzBehemoth
>>144532077Yeah it is real. It happened to me.
bengos>>144531842delicious
>>144532042billsannunaki
>>144532093>with just his aura alone kekkity FUCKING kekaroo
>>144531842Kinda wonder what this ghetti tastes like.Had the chili before just notice this crap
>>144532093I can supply the Taylor Mammaries. I regularly lurk her insta. She got screwed over at FOX being stuck with Keyshawn Johnson and Paul Pierce.
>>144532042Dinosaurs don't look like that. They had similar visual diversity to birds.
>your team>your kpop waifu
>>144531819Ron Mexico
>>144531819Phillip Rivers looks like he gets fucked by dogs, so him
>>144532133KANGZI don't watch anime
>>144532126>She got screwed over at FOX being stuck with Keyshawn Johnson You said the quiet part out loud. Keyshawn is a show killer. When executives want a host to go they hire Keyshawn to tank the ratings which voids the host's contract. ESPN wanted Max Kellerman to go. They paired him with Keyshawn. FS1 wanted Skip Bayless to go. They paired him with Keyshawn. Joy Taylor's days are number....
>>144532133SaintsI don't follow K-Pop but I will admit a lot of their women are beautiful. I feel like you have to have given up on life to want to be with an Asian woman though.
>>144531809Never in a million years is a team going to trade an asset away for Young, while also paying out his rookie deal. If anything, the Panthers would have to cut him if they got the 1st overall pick and decided to use it on a QB, and then some team could come in and give him a much smaller deal to come in and compete for a backup role.
>>144531819https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy6TwMsJmAw
>>144531819L.T. without a doubt
>>144530492Hey that's my bike!
>>144532123Skyline with spaghetti is pretty good but it's peak on jasmine rice.
>>144532171For some reason, I thought John Randle was dead. No, I'm not getting him mixed with Reggie White either.
>>144532018I'd race mix with her.
>>144532042>Raiders>Ankylosaurus
>>144532182Ill order some and try that out next time then.
What is the ideal state of the USA for the man who hates all sports and wants to live in states that never have major professional teams (except maybe in the MLS)
>>144532192I always think Lawrence Maroney is dead because I get him and Marion Barber mixed up
>>144532034>>144532099Looks like the Chargers are eyeing him.
>>144531842sloppashit
>>144532192death is afraid of John Randle, so he will live forever
>>144532209virginia
>>144531819Bill Romanowski
>>144532213Now I remember Marion Barber has died.
>>144532133Raiders>Kpoop
>>144530510>see cover 2>audible to run or short passes until they are forced out of it>once they adjust punish them with a deep shotwhy are black QBs incapable of this?
>>144532222Even better for the Rasm. A mild bidding war in-division. Turn that conditional 5-6th to a conditional 4-5th lets gooooo.
bussy, haha bussy. yup
>>144532222Chargers are a running team now
>>144532237I would love a sports league that was totally Woke.without teams that use racist logos and nicknames
>>1445322371 GORILLIAN DOLLARS
>>144532256lmao got em dude
>>144530510Cover 2 feels like the hot new meme of this season
>>144532260the kansas city crybaby pussies has a ring to it
>>144532260>gimmickposter returns
>>144532237>>144532261This is news from last year. & the $200bil has been debunked for a year now. All these comments saying"go woke go broke" uhh this is a fictional story. It never happened. Please, let it be known... google is free & fact checking takes 4 sec. Yall just willingly shout fiction/lies & wonder why there's a divide?
>>144532269>>144532268kansas city is the reason the nfl is a piece of shit.>>144532209
>>144530877the "fans" who don't like defense are fantasy football fags and gambling addicts. Plus the fact the NFL made highlight reel hits illegal
>>144532280bro how come you haven't found an answer to your question yet?
>>144532209Arkansasyou won't have in state pro teams but you'll be adjacent to others in case you ever change your mind
>>144532265Cover 2 in 2024 is the hip drop tackle in 2023
>>144532237>Twitter
>>144531066>nepo jew who makes his money off inside information that the banks will be bailed out in 2008>thinks he's a genius>gets exposed as a retard when put in a position that has fair competitionjew bros...
>>144532265>that hot new 30 year old defense every cazzie knew about in 1998
>>144532133BroncosYeri
>>144531794I call them Mondays
>>144532042BillsThe Dino with 500 teeth
>>144532293Thank God Arkansas will have a team in the USL Championship (USLC) in the future.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USL_Arkansashttps://www.uslarkansas.com/
>>144532325Yes, but Kiper acting like it’s some forbidden esoteric technique is the meme
>>144530915>mlb baseball with the defensive shiftsmlb banning defensive shifts was so foolishPull heavy sluggers were the ones getting shifted, to limit their effectiveness. now without that limit more pull heavy sluggers can be played without downside, which means even more strike outs and less balls in play overall
>>144531819Richie Incognito. No doubt.
>>144532201>>144532076You 2 just became best friends. I'm happy for you both.
>>144531819Jack Lambert
what do you guys think of Auburn Tigers football?
>>144532395Can't remember the last time we drafted someone from Auburn. So fuck 'em.
>>144532343>USLNever heard of it
>>144532395This some XFL team?
>CMC out>Deebo out>Kittle missing practiceDon't give me hope for the Rammies
Is it even worth it watching the jets patriots game tonight or should I just watch the south Alabama vs app state game instead?
>>144532395I don't watch minor league sports
>>144532405https://www.youtube.com/@USL/videos
Lol at Carr getting fined for grabbing his crotch. It's so super sexual like I feel raped help me
>>144532413Time for Purdy to throw 3 ints
>>144532413>reduce contact in practice and preseason games for player safety>more players injured than ever beforewhat went wrong?
>>144531819>Which NFL has had the most dog in him all time?Baker Mayfield has the most dog in him despite being a manlet
Would you work for the guy that's fucking your ex wife?
>>144532395They wouldn't let the saints drop 47 on them
>>144530508based
>>144532334based revechad
[Goldman] Chiefs RB coach Todd Pinkston on RB Kareem Hunt: "He has it. He still has it. We've just got to get him up to speed. A lot of the stuff he's doing now, it's coming back to him."
>>144532466My ex-wife is a dyke now. She fucked a few guys after me so it wasn't my fault.
>>144532413Soon
Realistically, what are UGA’s chances of beating a team like the LA rams
>>1445325390UGA would get mauled at the line every play
>>144532539About tree fiddy
whiskey in hand, dick in the other, yeah, i’m thinking it’s rodgers time baby
>>144532539>this meme againabsolutely zero
>>144532539The Eagles defense is basically Georgia's but better and they got bootyblasted by Kirk Cousins.
>>144532558I told you to stop bragging about holding my dick online
lameme 0-3 or cowboys getting blown out againwhich is funnier
>>144532539talent in college has become so concentrated and the coaching/conditioning close to NFL level at the top schools that it's more possible than in the past. People completely rule it out on reflex but some of the Georgia and Bama teams had guys instantly go into the NFL and become impact players, while some of the WOAT NFL teams had 80% of their roster out of the league within a few years because they sucked
>>144532581lameme 0-3
Godgers opening nightJets playing at home for the first time this season
>>144532581whoever loses, I win
>>144532569>win by 1 (one) point>bootyblastedretard
>>144532581Definitely Lamar going 0-3. The mental gymnastics from his fans as to why this is happening would be kino.
>>144532594I don't believe it
>>144532581Sois always
>>144532502>"He has it. He still has it. We've just got to get him up to speed. A lot of the stuff he's doing now, it's coming back to him."This sounds like cope. He's 29 which is past the retirement age for RBs. There's a reason why he was unemployed. Not sure why the Chiefs GM has to scrape the bottom of the barrel instead of trading.
>>144532591Nfl teams aren't "a few guys" though, are they?
>>144532539UGA would absolutely lockdown the rams offense. It wouldn’t really be a competition
>>144532594It's cringe-inducing to see anything related to that Kansas City Chiefs mess.>>144532280>>144532260>>144532209
Jet :)
>>144532558How did you type this?
>>144532630>He's 29 which is past the retirement age for RBs. You realize Jet McKinnon played a serious part to the 2022 Chiefs Superbowl winning roster and the Chiefs could not have won the Superbowl without him.A 30 year old RB.
>>144532661U realize ur a fag lol
>144532636>I don't watch this sport I just come here to fish for easy (yous) since you guys don't know how to ignore baitDo better to earn a (you).
>>144532680>get btfo'd by your retarded 0 football IQ argument>WAHHHH UR A FAGkek, I'd tell you to go learn ball but you'd probably think I was telling you to suck them. Seek help.
>>144532539An NFL team comprised of the worst player in the league at every position would shut out the best college team and win by like 50. Literally men vs boys
>>144532547>>144532559look at the 0-16 lion's roster and tell me they could beat Burrow's LSU team consistently. Lions literally had 3 non-journeyman tier players on the entire roster while LSU's was loaded with instant impact NFL players
>>144532656my boyfriend is typing for me
>>144532636Here's a you, I think you do a fine job friend :) >>144532682
>>144532682It is not worth watching a sports league that still has a team that still uses a logo and nickname that are racist and offensive to indigenous and Native Americans.
i hated taylor swift and the cheifs before it was a political opinion
foobawl
Stop replying to south america fag
>>144532716Wow so a whole 2 years?
>>144532691seek cock fagit u no u wont it cuz ur gay lmao
>>1445326950-16 lions would win with the backup qb running sneak every play. Linemen matter.
>>144532727yea
donald trump is going to lose this election by a landslide
>>144532741And that's a good thing
>>144532741he should stay away from cliffs after a rainstorm then
when are we getting new expansion teams???
>>144532594white male with impotent rage.......this is exactly the type of fan the NFL needs to leave behind
>>144532741Not possible. He could have beat Biden during his spiral but margin of error will decide this election. If the trend continues from the two prior ones he will win comfortably.
>>144532781I think St. Louis should get a team.
>>144532781why the fuck would the NFL expand? they can't even fill out rosters for the teams they have. there won't be expansion teams but teams could move desu.
>>144530508fpbp
>>144532781Birmingham is getting one for sure
Some of the supposed power teams, like the 49ers, Ravens and Cowboys, have to get back on track this week. One of them will be a loser -- unless there is a tie -- the Ravens play @ Dallas against the Cowboys in the marquee Sun afternoon game with Tom Brady in the boothThe Ravens are 0-2 and Dallas is 1-1. The loser has major issues.
>Players in positions who are a different ethnicity than my own
>>144532825>>144532209
>>144532781We have too many teams already.
>>144532781>let’s lower the average quality of the QBs in this league even more
>>144530669>I formation
Is Diddy's life in danger similar to Epstien?A lot of powerful people want him dead so that he doesn't snitch as part of a plea bargain.How long until he gets "suicided?"
>>144532871Yes
Dark horse team
>>144532871He's gonna commit suicide in his cell by shooting himself in the back of the head three times. Nobody will ask how he got a gun in his cell nor will they ask how he managed to fire three times into the back of his head.
SWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>144532891Enjoy your WC exit.
>>144532853This.
>>144532825Fox really paid Brady $300 million to broadcast Cowboys games?
it's ogre....
>>144532891Lmao, noBills and vikings are cursed forever because of Indian burial grounds or something
>>144532891Blue horse team
>>144532927Everyone knows that FOX is the official Cowboys semen slurping channel
>>144532919>Gets sliced and diced by Kirk Cousins
>>144532891They smashed the 49ers going to Pope position in the NFC horse race
>ynr Rams vs Bucs Divisional Round
>>144532919>loses the superb owl>loses the wild card>loses the home openerKWAB
Apparently the players can’t even see the yellow line
>>144532901The cell camera and audio system will mysteriously have issues the day before the suicide.
>>144532927>>144532945WAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HOW DARE THE MOST POPULAR SPORTS FRANCHISE IN THE WORLD GET A LITTLE MORE MEDIA COVERAGE WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>144532969wtf is this real
Soon™
>>144532919Philadelphia and San Francisco have lost any chance of respect for me.Losing a Super Bowl against Kansas City is unforgivable
Bring back the LANDING ZONE
Wife is insisting we watch the Golden Bachelorette on Hulu instead of muh jets home opener... please help guys. Any suggestions
>torrent moving slow as fuck cause only leechers>7% after a 3 days>seed goes from 0 to 1>all of a sudden 20mb/s and it rockets to 99.5%>seed goes from 1 to 0>download stops because that last little bit isn't availableFuccckkkkk I need my gay porn fix and dont want to waste my man juice in inferior amateur porn, go Lions.
>>144532591Plus the NFL rosters are younger and more one contract meat fodder. 2017 Alabama roster has a couple weak points that would cause them to lose comfortably but it's borderline playoff team in most spots. Some gay little half ass training camp doesn't magically make them menVery top of college teams have more 1st rounders than any NFL team would dream of at any given time. It's not 1995 with regional recruiting and the NFL isn't a tough league anymore lol
>>144532042>vikes>pterodactyl
>>144532995get Jamal to keep her company, i'm sure she won't mind
>>144532978You might as well have a bunch of fun like this if you’re on a shit team.
>>144532995Call her fat or tell her you think her friend is cute
Emory Hunt is leaning Under 38.5 tonight, and he's on an 18-5 run on picks in Patriots games
>>144532978Saints?
>>144532995Dude we live in the age of dvr.
>>144532995Heem her
>>144532972This unironically
>>144532825Doesn’t matter to me since I have NFL Sunday ticket
>>144532995Let her have the tv and watch the game on your phone, so she feels like you’re spending time together.
>>144533025Good, goy.
>>144533016lean on this cock
>>144533025Holy pay cuck batman!
>>144532919Are we done, Eagles bros? That was pathetic
>wait you guys pay for tv??????1INB4 IM NOT A POORFAG COPE
>>144533033>>144533045Triggered neets
*AHEM*
Poorcucks seething
If you are over 34, you should be exempt from drug testing in the NFL.
>>144532932It never even began, hornsey
>>144532695nflfags don't want to hear how thin their teams rosters are even though there's contradictory unanimous support that the league shouldn't expand for that very reason
>paying $500 + tip to be able to post foomble in game threads on time instead of 30 seconds laterLol, lmao even
>>144533069What about Ryback?!
>>144532630Kareem hunt is a receiving back
>>144533080Why would the nfl drug test me? I'm a chef at wendys
>>144533081So true
>>144533090If you don't take shitposting that seriously, you sicken me.
Caleb Williams about to go off and become an overnight sensation and Beard will advance to 2-1CBS noon Chicago @ Indianapolis
>>144533080Wow, I didn't realize illegal drugs became legal when you hit a certain ageFucking retard
I go to Buffalo Wild Wings with my 2007 Dell Inspiron 1525 Notebook and shitpost while eating lemon pepper wings
>>144533112No.
>>144533080They're all on steroids. The real fans don't give a shit. The drug testing policy is problematic since it allows the league to cherry pick anyone they don't like such as Jimmy G. They know all QBs are using yet hand picked him. If Mahomes wins too much they might bust him or if Rodgers says something the league doesn't like they might bust him.
>>144533112>Chicago @ Indianapolistruly one of THE games this week
>>144533081and you right-wingers are all the same parrots for the orange man. Imagine thinking he really cares about you when he gives tax cuts to his billionaire friends.
>stealing because you're poorGood for you but that's not a virtue is it
>m-muh heckin politerinos
>Percy Harvin. Now *that* was a great meme player.
>needs a subscription to boost his shitposting gameShan't be me
>>144533069Low key racist that they put that much brown people on the bottom.
>>144533081That's based
My vikies
Fuck off bitchknees and take your discord buttbuddies with tou
>>144533069>Chiefs 3peat>Rodgers and Stafford retire>Mahomes and Russ are the only 2 active qbs with rings
>>144532169the rookie deal is peanuts, it's worth a 6th rounder
Sigh…
>>144533069>lamar has 2 playoff winsno… that can’t be right
>>144533136spoiling the game for poorfags is worth the price alone
>>144532825>Brady's 3rd cowboy gameThe fuck is this shit
>>144533126>don't watch a single play>merely Google the score and situation>people agree with my hot takeswhat happens when you watch for 30 years I guess
>was writing a 100 word essay due tomorrow on word >fell asleep most of the afternoon >wake up 5 mins ago>it got deleted because my computer restarted >jets game is soon>mfw I won’t be able to do my 100 word essay by tomorrow
>>144533173>Russ are the only 2 active qbs with ringsRussel Wilson will lose his job to Justin Fields and he's too stubborn to take a backup QB job, so Mahomes becomes the only QB with a ring.
Reminder that bitchknees is a janny and trans ally.
>>144533117that is white terror adjacent behavior i’m letting the fbi know
the two gayest and lamest teams in the league. fuck thursday football
>>144533069>Herbert>0 winsHow is this possible? Dude looks elite.
>>144533214>one qb in the entire league with a super bowl ring
Terrorize this bussy
Check em
>>144533232He choked away a 32-10 lead to the jags iirc.
Imagine caring about sports
>>144533199Fox national game is basically just half Cowboys games because the 4pm national usually picks first and the cowboys draw the biggest audience
>lameme
>>144533219reminder that if you’re obsessed with transgender people, you are a terminal online loser who will never have sex.
The Bucs are riding high
>>144533226there shouldn't be a game on Thursday and if there is it should be the worst game of the week
>>144533252I love shitting on Lameme but this was all on the receiver
>>144533258stunning, dignified, serious, compassionate,
>>144533270>HAWK TUAH AND SPIT ON THAT THANG!!!!!!!!!
>>144533273But I like garbage kino
Why do burgers still watch this shit if it turns people into brain damaged unhinged lunatics?
>>144533252Who is a >blacker qb? Squirts or lameme
>>144533069Kirk Cousins is already the 4th highest paid QB of all time yet has 1 playoff win. His agent FLEECED the Failcons.
>>144533318Clearly Lamar. Hurts is canonically white.
>>144533307Polacks damage their brains farther with excessive vodka consumption
>>144533318Lameme is less of a liability to his team, so Squirts.
>>144533307they’d be like that anyway
>>144533270Saints vs bucs is gonna be good one
>>144533270Trip on, bitchknees.
Why do Europeans call Americans "burgers"? The Hamburger was invented in Hamburg, Germany
>>144533245The ol brandon staley defensive special
this is a good Raiders defense
>>144533318Josh Allen has 50 rush TDs which is more than Cam Newton at this stage of his career. Allen is a >black qb. Take away those rush stats and he's garbage.
>>144533363Lmao checkmate, atheists
>>144533307>t. sissy
>>144533359Low IQs and no impulse control.
>>144533359>that chick in the skirtmmm..
>>144533359no father, raised by women.
>>144533363Same reason why we call them Europoors when poverty was invented in Africa.
>>144533363Because we like eating burgers.
>>144533033>>144533045Are you seriously going to make watch the chargers all season long?
>>144533307they do it for my amusement, and I am amused by italso the strategy is fun
>>144533359meanwhile, muh white race
>>144533307Because it's fun.
>>144533307You should be proud your people finally found a place in sports, Slav
Seahawks about to cruise to 3-0.
rodgers will get a season ending injury tonight cap this
>>144533408savages
>>144533390well that doesn't make much sense, should we start calling europeans "fags" since they like smoking so much
>>144533449nah that's you
>>144533392Just find a free stream lol, it’s not hard.
>>144533420Romanowski would murder mahomes and cuckce and for no reason, a ref
>>144532965>HE'S GOT KUPP AGAIN!!
>>144533471I don't have Internet
Bryce Dung
>>144533461the only thing europoors love smoking is cock
>>144533408I work with a lot of white people, the vast majority are far too stupid/lazy to do their jobs correctly but walk around like their God's gift to earth. Honestly, mostly a completely fucking useless race. If there was true justice in the world, it would be almost entirely run by Asians.
Reminder that Temujin is a latina living in California.
>>144533445Correct, then all the way to 7-0 (iffy on our chances against the Bills in week 8 desu).
>>144533486imagine living in fucking Liberia
>>144533491Damn how hasn’t anyone though of that?
>>144533486Wtf, how are you posting
>>144533501I came up with >tua turndaballova
The Lions are out on the road for the first time this weekend
>>144533510phones have this thing called mobile data
>>144532825>brady and fox always on the cowgoys>romo and cbs always on the chiefsthe slurping is too strong
>>144533516How can data be mobile, you can't see data!
>>144533541aight you win this one i got nothing
>>144533500I’d rather not.
Any dolphins fans left? How are you guys holding up?
>>144532965>black defensive coordinators
>>144533576The best part of this week was having 10 days without seeing the coconut post.
just get me to mettie jetties
>>144533600Grow up
>>144533621No.
TYBC
I burned Rome for fun
is drake maye white?
>>144533576The dolphin population is thriving despite the injuries. The eagles went extinct. After they lost they chimped out and spammed interracial porn so the jannie had to do population control
I want to FUCK Charissa Thompson
>>144533652He’s a chud so yes
>>144533654kek>>144533656This but with Mina Kimes
>>144533651I KNEW that was a malicious lie propagated by the senatorial class
>>144533663BASED
>>144533663>He’s a chud so yesBased
>>144533666Gross
>>144533652Why?
>>144533663I knew something was off about him. Guaranteed bust.
>>144531975Ummm achtually sweaty my Vikings played the worst game last year
When the fuck did Prime get commercials?
>>144533685because i dont want to root for rodgers but >black qbs arent hhuman so need a whitey to support
>>144533692How did that happen?
>>144533663Based
>>144533408Eagles fans aren't white, nor human.
>>144533702shit teams
>>144533702Defensive showdown between Patrick Graham and Brian Flores
>>144533723Aka, kino. Was hoping it ended in a 0-0 tie.
>>144533663Omg! So heckin based and redpillerinod!
>>144533697Like 2 years ago.
>>144533702That's the power of the Passtronaut
>>144533723This plus AP was trying to get McDumbass' stink off of the offense
>>144533723I see
>>144533757I guess I forgot
Give it to me straight, can we go .500?
>>144533786Well I see 3 gimmes with the gnats, commies and fins
>>144533786both your games against the steelers are tie opportunities and maybe chargers too
>>144533753No meme arrow. Ergo, you say that.
>>144533786I don't see another loss
>>144533786Only if you rent hookers for Mr. Peanut Oil
>>144533786500 Deshaun Rape victims coming forward maybe
>>144533786I see 7-10
>>144533786They'll sweep the Bengals and Ravens, Split with the Steelers, get booty blasted by the Saints, Dominate the Chiefs somehow, Booty blast the Phins and tie with the Sheagles.
gayleb squilliams
>>144533663I knew something was right about him. Guaranteed star
Gamethread when?
>>144533807>zoomies need to be told how to read sarcasmsad. many such cases
>>144533889Gamethreads are gay. Just post in the genny.
>>144532781They realistically would have to add another four teams to both the AFC and NFC so twenty years minimum
>>144533894>replied after the bump limitSorry you lost better luck next time
>>144533889>>144533900I just made one, get in here brosGAMETHREAD>>144530492>>144530492>>144530492>>144530492>>144530492
>>144533786
>>144533947Forgot Rapeis existed for a couple years there
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>>144533996Aieeeeeee
>>144534022>>144534022>>144534022migrate
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