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>>144530962
beat me to it

Gay ass teams

>>144530925
i'm glad for pages/edman over kiermaier. he couldn't make that play where corbin carrol hit it inside the park, but it's his bat that's the problem

>>144530962
>PNC BANK
>Official bank of the Miami Marlins
loandepot bought the naming rights to the park and it's not even the team's official bank?

arigatou doubletani san

S T E A L T A N I

alright, just crank 2 dingers now and let's never talk about this sideshow garbage again

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>>144531241
yes let's not enjoy this and just look forward to another postseason choke

>>144531241
I'm unironically into it now.

good umpie

>>144531241
I will probably be talking about his season for the rest of my life. Double if we somehow win it all. If you think you hate us now anon, you don't know what you got coming.

>9 innings every single game is just a circlejerk over a guy exploiting the juiciest Manfredballs and new meme baserunning rules
I'd like to ask when will it end, except I know it will only get worse when (if) he pitches

>>144531291
if he comes up clutch against SD, I'll be happy but he's been so mediocre in big spots all season it feels dumb to jack him off over 'wow, two big numbers!'

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HISTORIC webm

ohtani hitting .230 since all-star break

>>144531101
>this Burger King™ visit to the mound brought to you by Taco Bell™
Never underestimate the jewery

>>144531355
i hear ya but i gotta find the silver linings with this team, otherwise i'd already killed myself after 10 straight years with nothing but choke jobs.

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>>144531355
>'wow, two big numbers!'
>rolls dubs

>>144531375
thanks
I saved it to stuff into a folder just to never repost it again

>>144531398
fair enough, I just hate how it highlights how overhyped he's been as glad as I am to have him
in a year where we'll fail to win 100 games in a full season since 2018 (and most likely lose every playoff game we play), we'll remember most a guy who was actually pretty bad with RISP but did the first heckin 50-50
just seems lame

>>144531497
>just seems lame
NTA and I hear ya but I gotta say I'm not very concerned with winning over 100 games in the regular season given how the last few seasons have panned out, and especially considering which teams have advanced in the 'offs

the alchemy of this seasons is different. I truly don't know what is yet to happen and won't pretend to know.

>>144531497
at least we got the 90-win season streak going still which mogs the rest of the league

>>144531542
>>144531545
true, enough with the doom and gloom
good hustle lux!

muncy is a slippery fat fuck

>>144531575
oogalee boogalee

>dookie butts

padres coming up is going to be the biggest series in ohtani's MLB career. should be playoff atmosphere

>>144531696
depends on what happens beforehand. it's not the playoffs and there have big important games throughout the season.

im ok with that HR because he's a fat guy and fat guys like us need representation

and that's why we needed that hit mookie

>last name Burger
>is built like a burger
Kek

come on Jack, fuck

reee

should we be worried about Will throwing? that's 4 times in like a week now

is every throw to second going to be like this now? fucken idiots

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>>144531821
>Taijuan Walker
>best stat is his walk rate

fuck yeah

>>144532048

that's it, keep the walks coming

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>mfw both teams have shit pitching

why does the marlins ballpark have such a seedy atmosphere

>>144532142
off season management converts it into an adult book store

what a stud

damn so close to a triple
and it's only the third inning so he has a lot of chances for the cycle

silly ohtani, should've just stolen third

Does anyone have an uglier swing-and-a-miss than Ohtani? It makes me picture that old meme pic of a fat kid getting hit in the face by a dodgeball every time
I'd even take the Prince Fielder/Pablo Sandoval (I forget which) fall to the knees and exploding belt over it

>>144532197
he doesn't quite look human to me. he looks like a fucking android.

dookie butts moment

god damn it Jack

>it was 7-1

Jack plz

BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG FLY OHTANI SAN
SECOND DECK AGAIN 49!!!!!!!!

damn, we really almost did have cycletani

MONSTER OHTANI DINGER

I've been a Dodgers fan since the Brooklyn days, but I can't stand Ohtani.
He doesn't even speak English, and his obsession with meaningless personal records goes against the team's tradition.

>pops it up...and curses

>>144532967
good to know pfc jimenez

good shit Jack

Damn, he's actually gonna reach 50-50

>>144533074
so so good being a Dodger fan despite the issues

pleasepleaseplease god have Joe and Orel in the booth when it happens

>>144532967
but it helps them win

>>144532967
shut up, fag

This is Baumann's 5th team this season.
nice Pages

the crowd is ready for this

holy fuck

AND THERE IT IS
THE FIRST EVER DODGER TO HIT 50 HOME RUNS IN A SINGLE SEASON

>specially marked balls

Specially marked or juiced?

MY HEART IS BEATING

>>144533305
Why not both?

>>144533302
RIP Shawn Green

lmao holy fuck he did it

OHTANI SLAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Damn bro

>>144533316
my eyes are actually welling up

WITNESSED

GOAT

so is he goat now

goat

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we did it, bros

GOAT of all time

so, will they give him the rest of the night off, or let him try for the cycle

>still 2 and a half innings

inb4 51/50

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>>144533407
it's been an honor

>>144533434
nah go for the triple

>>144533434
already has 51 steals

we might see some keekay pitching kino

ultra fucking close up

>>144531821
>>144532038
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nominative_determinism

holy shit I thought it was the 9th inning. I'm in a daze.

>>144533447
Its amazing how fast how fast he keeps doing this

>shohei is now naked
O_O

Shohei has taken his weights off. His power level has increased!

>>144533552
made the whole country look

>>144532197
Juan Uribe used to tip over at the plate lol

Holy fuck I starter tearing up with Joe Davis words. That son of a bitch nailed it.
Also
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE BALL?
IS THIS TOM BRADY SB 51 JERSEY HEIST PART 2???

shit. I thought we'd never see Logue again.

next AB they pitch at ohtani's face

>>144533638
respect to the marlins for pitching to him

FUCK GOD DAMN IT

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

JESUS CHRIST HE CANNOT BE STOPPED

Stop! They're already dead!

isn't there some kind of unwritten boomer rule where you're not supposed to hit home runs when you're leading by like 50 points

>>144533767
on a position player yes you shouldn't
but for someone hitting a record it's not like anyone who matters cares

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

kids have unrestricted internet access these days so who are announcers apologizing to for somebody swearing over the air? unrelated who is this closer he stinks

6 for 6, 3 home runs, 2 doubles, 10 RBI, 2 SB
lmao

>>144533808
lindorsisters are crying rn

let ohtani pitch
LET OHTANI PITCH

this marlins pitcher raped in every facet

This is a clownshow. This position player has to start peppering the middle of the zone

>>144533864
he's a second baseman apparently

Meaningless home run
You are NOT cool Ohtranny

is anybody ever gonna beat this record

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>20-3

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>check box score
>20-3
>Ohtani is 6-6 with three HR, 10 RBI and two steals

Did not know I was going to watch 2 handegg games today

I believe this is his first career 3 home run game wew

WE HAVE ACHIEVED SCORIGAMI

THE LOS ANGELES DODGERS, THE LATEST FOOTBALL TEAM VERSUS THE MIAMI MARLINS, ALSO A NEW FOOTBALL TEAM

>they ran out of advertisers

>>144533884
private jose taking time to seethe in between raping citizens on okinawa

And the extra point is no good, the Los Angeles Rams lead the Miami Dolphins 20-3

lol being so shit even skip has to replace a position player pitcher. put this nigger city out of its misery

rally incoming

Nick Fortes makes the field goal for the conversion! 20-4!

>unfurls and EXPLODES

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>>144530925
Looks like another perfect day...
I love LA!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcADqxnQA_4&t=49s

Bros.... I'm just so happy it happened with Joe Davis and Orel in the booth and not nelson/mendoza

>>144534181
me too bro

>>144534181
Didn't think about that until now. You are right, we got the dynamic duo for it and it was pure kino

Why can't the Marlins be relocated to Montreal and renamed the Expos? I'm tired of the zero fanbase having Florida team.

>>144534348
Personally I want both Florida teams relocated to Puerto Rico and the Dominican Republic
Marlins to PR and Rays to DR

>>144534434
No thanks. We get enough of that unmannerly group in the whole "let the kids play" nonsense. Miami to Montreal and Tampa to Nashville though.

>>144534348
It wouldn't be the same without Youppi

>>144534522
Youppi can always come back.

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>50/50

oh my amaterasu...
I'll make a Chadtani sama thread...

GG fish. I and mi famillia will remember this game for the test of time.