Top NFL Headlines - September 19, 2024 Jon Gruden eyeing college head coaching gig Tee Higgins returns to practice for Bengals Browns DT Mike Hall Jr. pleads down to disorderly conduct; now awaits NFL ruling Jalen Hurts was dealing with an illness before Monday's game DJ Moore admits he shouldn't have let his frustration be known in loss to Texans "There is a chance" Jordan Love plays in Week 3 C.J. Stroud explains postgame interaction with Caleb Williams Will Levis changes phone number after unwanted messages Drake London laments gun celebration in win vs. Eagles Jim Harbaugh: I expect Justin Herbert to play vs. Steelers Bengals' Paycor Stadium $1 billion renovation plan proposed Eagles’ Nick Sirianni stands by his calls at the end of the loss to the Falcons Broncos place Mike McGlinchey on IR Report: Panthers QB Bryce Young 'pissed' about being benched
>>144534022My Steelers :)
Reminder that bitchknees is a janny and trans ally.
>>144533817BORN TO CUMCLEVELAND IS A FUCK鬼神 RED RIGHT '88I AM PEANUT OIL MAN$410,757,864,530 DEAD CAP
>>144534045>Guys, I'm thinking about trannies again
Is Bezos giving a job to and hanging out with Tony Gonzalez, the ex of his fiance, based or cringe?
taylor rooks looks like marcus rashford in a wig
Here, faggot ass niggas.>>144534047>>144534047>>144534047>>144534047
>>144534045Based GODnies living rent free in your tiny fucking brain
Reminder that Temujin is a latina living in California.
>>144534070That’s cringe for both of them
who exactly grades the players for PFF grades?
>>144534072>Game thread zoom zoom
>>144534022I can't believe Stoutland has revived Mekhi Becton
>Kay Adams isn't dating Danny PesosYou fuckers lied to me
>>144534101gamechad
>>144534070a hall of fame tight end pimping out an old roastie to a retarded billionaire is based as fuck
>>144534112Eagles oline looks top tier as always. Eagles offense looks good overall. Even the DTs, LBs and secondary look average to above average. The DEs/edge rushers are so fucking bad it's killing the team. And also Sirianni being a retard.
>>144534112>player becomes better after leaving the jets stop me if you've heard this one before
>>144534022
>>144534097
>>144534072I'm here to talk about the league, not some middle aged anti-vaxxer.
>>144534072>MNFJesus gamethread fags are retarded
>>144534022Hearing Colt McCoy talking about this with Shady and Desean on a podcast was funny as fuck
>I need a qb with all the talent in the world but no closing abilities
>>144534101cringe>>144534123based
>>144534180Gerald*Getting my McCoy's mixed up
This is how I rate each team's primary uniforms. Surprised by how many I rated so high.
is charbonnet good?
Tom Brady got his first start in the NFL when the Jets defense injured the starting QB of the Patriots back in 2000. Will the Jets do it again I wonder.
is there a game thread or what
>>144534345I got your gamethread right here:*farts in your face*
My Pats will bootyblast that Homo and his band of losers
>>144534058this post is severely underrated
THE BEARS HAVE TO WIN VS INDI or I will literally sell my tickets for their GB game :<No more heartbreak please :).
>>144534183Herbie lookin' extra subhuman.
>>144534114>believing /nfl/
>>144534141I have and looking at Huff I can say it's not true
>>144534264I prefer red wines
>>144534366
>>144534471>good player on jets becomes bad>bad players on jets becomes goodweird
>drinking wineYeah you fruits can take the queer talk somewhere else
>>144534473I'm more of a white zinfadel guy
>>144534524faggot
raider jenny is 26 years old and is canonically distinct from regular jenny its my OC my rools and thats the bottom line
Gimme Raider pigeon any day
it's ogre....
>the game thread is all retarded arrow postsgrim
>>144534608its only just begun
>>144534393embrace it
>>144534250i favor the traditional
>Patriots at JetsWho ordered this?
>>144534667jej
>>144534608Never began.
>>144534250>>144534718raiderGODS....we drippy..
>>144534723Amazon
This game is so bad that there's no game thread.
i'd like to see the Jets win because it's always funny to watch their fans regain a smidgen of hope
Pete Prisco's Pick:49ers 27, Rams 18Rams fall to 0-3
>>144535080dont know how the catalog works do you?
>>144535122My lazy bum-ass just used the search bar tonight and none of my keywords showed up.Please excuse me for going full retard. I'm tired.
>>144535205Idiot put MNF and not TNF
Whatever happened to the impenetrable Patriots defense?
>>144535337Belishart is gone.
Why is this thread so slow
>>144535693coach primate
>>144534393
>>144534250Dolphins are too high. Their throwbacks are amazing but the primaries look like something out of a movie that couldn't afford NFL licensing.
Is this man a prophet?
>jew england
> 12 plays, 90 yards, 7m time of possessionthis rodgers nigga seems pretty good
>>144535722>coach primateWhat?
We're halfway into the second and the Pats have a total of 15 yards of offense.
Shakes my naked tushShakes my naked tushI need some Jets pantiescock stiffens
>>144536120Trainer ApeMentor MonkeyGuru GorillaGuide GibbonInstructor OrangutanSupervisor SimianMaster MacaqueLeader LemurDirector DrillCommander CapuchinTutor TamarinChief ChimpanzeeBoss BaboonForeman Howler
>>144536215
hello
>>144536181>black qbs
Washington was probably the Giants’ best chance at a win for a while
>>144536181Makes the 50 yard FG drive they just had impressive Pats drives so farPuntPuntFG
Damn Gayron is still good
Can someone who's been doing the numbers on this see if New England has more penalty yards than earned yards?
>>144536523As of the 2 minute warning, the Patriots have 28 total yards and 45 penalty yards.
>>144536523Yes they do
>7.2 yards per play versus 1.8
>>144536523Pats literally have -1 yard passing.
>>144536548>>144536555Jesus Christ
if cam newton wasn't cursed with dogshit receivers for most of his careers, he would have at least a superbowl and would be a hall of famer.
i've got rodgers over mahomes
> nfl kickers
NICE FG FAGGOT LOL
>>144536852Shoulda kept Steve Smith
>>144536916Correct and based
>>144534022This is the Season that would've shot Nick Chubb to HOF-tier with how QB's are struggling with the deep ball, FUCK THE STOOLERS GOD I HATE THAT FUCKING GAY ASS TEAM AND ORGANIZATION SO MUCH AND THEIR FUCKING GAY ASS FANS ARE WORSE, GIVE NICK CHUBB HIS FUCKING KNEE BLACK BLACK AND PISS COLORED NIGGERS!
>>144536964>>144536916how much does it damage would it do to mahomes' legacy if rodgers beats him in the playoffs this year?
>>144537020>losing to 43 year old Brady and 41 year old rodgersermmmm yikes
>>144537018haha u mad?
>>144537020I can't see it damaging Mahomes's legacy - he's still young, and Rodgers is technically not his peer - but it will definitely enhance Aaron's. Mahomes has to worry about dropping games to Burrow, Allen, Stroud, Lamar.
>>144534718>>144534250>People actually like the Browns unisWho woulda thunk it?
>>144537054>paraded as the leader of the new guard, and the future GOAT>can't even beat the old guard and their GOATshmmm
>>144537078Yes? Isn't it obvious? Are all shittsburgh residents this fucking retarded? Yinz should kill yinz self.
for me its the Sheagles
>>144537107It's close to a Shaq-MJ situation. No one thought Shaq was disqualified from the GOAT convo cause MJ swept him. Same with MJ-Bird actually - I don't think MJ even beat Larry in an individual *game*, let alone a series.
Sure the Jets are winning, but is their front office inclusive of women as well as racial and gender minorities?
>>144537148ha ha :^) cry moar
>>144537194They have many glacial and bender minorities
my jacksonville jaguars are the WORST FUCKING franchise in the league
>>144537020both of them are going to the hall of fame so not much either way
>>144537197I don't cry. Seethe, rage maybe even break things, I might even angrily jack off for 2 hours straight but I don't cry, faggot.
>40 yards of offense in the first halfjew england needs to be regulated to the UFL
Is Bawstun a good city to live in
>>144537251
>>144537297It’s the best city in the US (meaning there are only 30 homeless druggies per block)
>>144537100I think the orange pants help out a lot.
>>144537297Wonderful. But I'd still never live in any city
>>144537372You get no argument out of me, the Browns uniforms just gives the feeling of football to me.
Would Brisket be starting over Maye if his head coach wasn't black? Same vibes as when Anthony Lynn was insistent that Justin Herbert belonged behind Tyrod Taylor.
>>144537303He said worst in the league not worst of all time, and even then he's wrong because the Panthers are worse.
they’re somehow the only threat to the chiefs come playoff time, and they may not even make the post season
>>144537469No, Mayo doesn't want Maye to die behind the Pats porous OLine like you're seeing how Brissett is right now. Don't want your Rookie seeing ghosts too early
Rodgers is unironically looking like everyone thought he could
>>144537297Yes, read the economist article
>>144537515Nah you are
>>144537515It's the patriots with a new HC, they're not good as you think
>>144537599t-thank you, you t-too
>>144537487neither the Jags or the Panthers traded for Deshawn Watson, your argument is invalid
>>144537608the jets didn't look this good against the titans
Been watching football all my life. Still don't know what a 30 second timeout vs the other timeout is or how many of each there are.
>>144537469They know the O-Line is not good enough to properly develop a rookie. The Tyrod Taylor thing was also bizarre because of this shithttps://www.boltsfromtheblue.com/2022/9/18/23359573/justin-herbert-injury-chargers-tyrod-taylor-lawsuit-doctorThat said, I'm not sure how actual Pats fans are taking Maye not starting. Not sure they're giving themselves the best chance to win...
>>144537646the teams that didn't play or barely played starters in the preseason are starting to find their groove
>>144537691except for my iggles who are retarded, and the defensive ends are too small
>tnf game thread is split
>>144537744Vic Fangio fooled you guys
>>144537663The only bizarre thing about the Tyrod Taylor - Justin Herbert debacle was seeing Herbert ball out against every team he played and having to listen to coach idiot say that Tyrod would start again as soon as he was healthy.Unfortunately for his homie, Herbert made himself unbenchable.
>>144537805I like what the defense is doing though, that's the ironic thing. The secondary is so much better than last year, the linebackers are actually doing something now and rallying to the ball, and even the DTs have been good. But Bryce Huff and Nolan Smith are just way too small and getting bullied all over the place and Sweat can't make much of an impact because of it. Teams are just double teaming Carter or Sweat, then running right at Huff or Smith and they're pushing them over. And then when they rush the passer they just stand in front of the lineman unable to do anything. No pressure or setting the edge is killing the entire defense.
>>144537854oh and Brandon Graham is almost 40 but somehow the best DE.
>Derek Carr fined for Michael Jackson touchdown celebrationIf the NFL makes money off of monetizing the imagery related to the player celebration, that should immediately reduce the fine by the amount of money the celebration made.
>>144537626Watson>>>>>Bryce YoungBrowns over the last 5 years>>>>The Panthers
>>144537626Panturds took Bryce over Stroud.
>>144537974Rank these from worst to least worst>Broncos trade for Wilson>Browns trade for Watson>Panthers trade for Youngthese all happened in recent NFL history and all might be among the worst ever
>>144537998PanthersBrowns=Broncos money wiseBrowns morality wiseWatson still has a chance(below 1%) to do something while collecting his checks from the team, Wilson is literally getting paid by two different teams. Bryce never had a chance he just fucking sucks.
>>144537998Watson is the worst because of the fully guaranteed contract and the PR hit.Young is next, being the biggest 1st overall bust to ever play. They're not even done paying out that trade yet.Wilson to the Broncos is whatever because they trainwrecked themselves in several other ways as well.
GAY RON GAY GERS*CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*
I’m surprised there wasn’t a RTP penalty on that sack.
> 3rd and 33lol
>>144538180Check bounced
>>144537872the eternal brandon graham
I can’t believe people fell for Bryce Young>short>not very athletic>not a very strong armdid people really think he had a brain like Burrow or Peyton? KWAB
>>144538050The Broncos a will be done with the Wilson contract next season. The Browns still have TWO more years after this year and the dead cap hits basically make it impossible to cut him. They would almost have $275 million in dead cap if they cut him next year. Each team only has $255 million LOL. It is legitimately impossible for them to get out of it next year, and to get out of it in two years would still be a $100 million dead cap hit, surpassing Wilson for the biggest dead cap hit. >>144538228>>144538103Don't let the media memory hole how much they hyped Young up. They said the Panthers were a better landing spot for a QB than the Texans.
>>144537654My brother in Christ I do not even know what a defensive formation is
>>144538200pats still going to let them convert
jason kelce's wife looks like ruffnut from how to train your dragon
>clot shot ads in 2024
>>144538293We respect Kyle-bear around these parts partner this is 92%er nation
>>144538338they’re pandering to swifties
best matchup of the weekend
>>144538414too much yellow
>>144538425Racist ass
>>144538425>too much yellow, wood not watch>>144538414ravens cowboys is an early desperation bowl
>FEMA accidentally declared a 'Major Disaster' for Texas over Saints' thumping of Cowboys
>>144538425Like piss to accompany a game that will be shit.
THIS IS WHAT PLAYiNG ON TURF GETS YOU FAGGOTS. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PLAY A GAME OF FOOTBALL ON THE TURF. FUCK
>>144538414i didn't know the big ten played on sundays now
I’m surprised that wasn’t called DPI
>>144538486>Somebody gets a leg injury at metlifeImagine my fucking surprise
>>144538503that game is pure boomer ball it's going to be 9-7 (9 with 3 FGs, 7 with 2 safeties and a FG).
>>144538515FUCK THE JETS. FUCK TURF FRANCHISES. FUCK THE CHEAP FUCKING OWNERS. FUCK NEW YORK TEAMS.
>>144538414If the league knows what’s best they will not let the chorgers win.
>>144538486seethe, shit, cum and piss. Faggot.
>>144538414The Chargers defense is too stronk. The glorified RB won't be running his FG offense against that wall.
Who's got it better than us MettieJettieChads?
>>144538486What do you recommend?
>jets play denver next week>broncos fans about to get tortured by nate hackett for the second year in a rowi wonder what the expiration date is for the deal they made with the devil for super bowl 50to think of it, both participants of that owl have been in football hell ever since
>>144538571honestly new york teams can play on gravel for all I care
>>144538587>Denver gameAVT PLEASE DO NOT DIE AGAIN
So many dogshit offenses this year
jets easily putting up pressure even without haason redditthough maybe not that big of an achievement against this substandard line
>>144538636not a coincidence with so many black quarterbacks
>>144538680Tbh the Jets D also takes way too long to heat up. I think they look okay but adding in Taylor helped a ton. Now can we see Watts? Also side note this game is absolute proof that the Jets offense needed an adult under center and actual linemen
What do you think maye just said to brissett
>>144538704They should’ve been able to fix it a little bit. Rodgers missing last year gave them a full year to plan ahead to fix the line
>>144538707You aren't allowed to say that word here
>>144538720Still gave them an excuse to keep Hackett and saleh but it did give them a much needed look at a glaring weakness
>>144538707'my great great grandparents once owned your family'
>>144538722heterosexual?
>>144538691>team with white quarterback is winning by multiple tds>team with black quarterback punted twice as much as points they scored>team white black quarterback has a second string white quarterback but refuses to play him
>The powerful impact of black leaders.
>>144538414This is the game Bustin will truly become Justin. Mark it. #YesHeCain
>>144538781Why would you let a rookie get murdered behind that line? Their team isn't good this season let Brissett take all the hits.
LOL>patsies
looks like the Patriots felt Maye deserved a beating too
>>144536008>Played 2 shit teams, one being the worstBakey clears again I fear....
Jets get another easy win vs. Denver next. Then Minnesota, which could be a fun game.
>I finally watched the Jets man handle the patriots on TNF
OH MY SCIENCEDID YOU SEE THAT?THEY DID A HECKIN COVER 2OMGGGGGG
Kangz are gonna do it
What's he thinking right now?
>>144538943
>drafting a QB from a fucking basketball schoolWhen will fucking teams learn?
Shakes my bare buttKangz!Shakes my bare buttKangz!Shakes my bare buttKangz!
Fun factThis is the Jets first win against the Pats at home since 2015, first TNF win since 2018, and their FIFTH fucking win in the month of September since 2018 Jesus fucking Christ I feel depressed saying this
>>144538566Knicks
>past
>cowboys giants next Thursday nightGrim
>>144538940>no Brady>no BelichickThey a DEI jew england team, gratz I guess.
>>144538994>their FIFTH fucking win in the month of September since 2018
Maye looks like fucking shiteven considering that trash oline
>>144538994Good for them. The faithful fans deserve it.
>>144538994They don't called they the Sucks for nothing
I woke up this morning with a 105.3 fever and was stuffy/coughing. I decided to go to the doctor and get tested for covid(it was positive). This new variant is probably the worst one yet. My primary doctor advised me to get vaccinated since this is my third time getting covid this year. Do you guys recommend it or not? Typically I’m against vaccines but I’m tired of getting sick. Not to mention I’m a liability to the elderly
4-13
hey anons, just wanted to let you know that I REALLY, REALLY like women
>>144539047God bless Andy Dalton
>>144539024>d-doesnt count Suck my dick they had it too good for too long:
>>144539026He’s a rookie in week 3.
>>144534070It's a power move. Working for someone makes you a subordinate to them, he's literally establishing dominance over Gonzalez
>>144539043If you want to kill over from cardiac arrest go ahead anon
>>144539038Swap the Packers with the Raiders. Packers have omega dogshit Fairweather low Iq "fans"
Rodgers retires at end of this seasonPats vs Jets next year will be hoot
>>144538943>>144538962how long until cover 2 gets declared racist? A tricky scheme of the white man to keep black kang QBs down
>>144539026>h-hes only in his 4th yearDelusional retards still say this about bustin fields
>>144539043Covid has never been isolatedTake vitamin c, d, zinc, magnesium, manuka honey, hydrate, and get sunlight
>>144539064>feeling good about beating Jacoby Brissett and Jerod Mayolel
Did you know that redheads have incredible pain tolerance, are extremely strong, and legends say they are decendants of a race of ancient Giants
>>144539080b-b-but all those field goals he led the Steelers to!
>>144538680you can't takeaway anything from beating personnel this bereft of talent other than you're not as bad as them
>>144539090Go to bed, Andy
>>144539092I meant to reply to the week 3 poster but yeah lolEvery rookie in this class is a bust except maybe mccarthy
>>144539043>>144539070>>144539082>>144539090I don’t recall any redhead I know getting covid. This is actually pretty valid
>>144539069That’s they type of shit I only realize when I’m stoned
>>144538680You can pretty much throw anything out against this line. It's really bad, two picks spent on it on the offseason with waiver wire adds and its still so bad.
>>144539047great on the fly gimmick change kid
>>144539090i always knew i was special
pats tongue my anus
>>144539043>sponsored by pfizer
>>144539110Probably true yea, celt warrior descendants etc, themselves descended from PIE warriors that btfoed the longhouse european farmers out of europe. Genghis Khan was said to be red haired with green eyes.
>>144539124Do I even need to say it?
>>144538956>gotta get that Viagra prescription refilled ASAP
Can Erin lead the Jets to the Owl, bros?
It always feels good to beat the Pats, 2-1 baby LETS GO
Redheads are legitimate subhumans that deserve to be punished alongside niggers, kikes, jeets, and women for their existence
About to buttfuck this Pats fan
Gingers don’t have soul
>>144538910>NFC South is actually interestingWell damn
>>144539155>>144539165
They should really start Maye against the Dolphins
>>144539154>Bradyless Belichickless patslmao
Alexis Texas has shot a third interracial scene
>>144539154Describe the feeling
>>144539170The NFC South is always interestingA boring division is one where we know who's gonna win every year
>>144539150>New York sportsAnon... I... I just...
>>144539154>FangsHow can you say you love a girl if you won't let her suck your blood?
>>144539150Yeah man if you can take down Jacoby Brisket and Coach Negro, you can beat pretty much anyone.
>>144539154This is the cutest one of these soulless AI pics I've seen
>when he gives you "the look"
jets packers superbowlbook it
>>144539108Rattler was the best prospect. Mcsharty will implode too and already has. His autistic hockey heroball retardation is why he got hurt
>>144539047>they're going to avoid 0-17 and just be another 1 or 2 win team no one remembersI get why they want to avoid that but it's kind of sad. I wanted to see the dumpster fire of all dumpster fires. We might have seen Bryce Young have a nervous breakdown and retire in the middle of a game by week 17.
>>144539184Based
>>144539145yeah, i’m not a mind reader
>>144539184....and Go Chiefs!
I need an Asian gf bros
>>144539090This
>>144539154can’t wait for that defensive slugfest in the UK
>>144539155Got dumped by a ginger, did we?
>>144539198>you're vaxxed rob, back the fuck off?can't believe they didn't cut audio
>>144539155>everyone except for us are conveniently the cause of all the problems, we certainly aren't evil demons better suited for the 9th circle of hell than on earth
My bro and I are buttfucking two Pats fans as we high five
>>144539184goddamn you don’t see that kind of longevity in porn. i’ve been out of the game for years now. she’s gotta be 39
>>144539198What’s his problem?
>>144539114
Godgers has awoken
Over/Under on TD catches for Marvin Harrison Jr against the Lions>2.5
>>144539202Dalton is sort of the new Fitzpatrick. The perfect guy when you don't have a guy or a line. He's right about 4-13
>>144539178Why? The season's going nowhere. There's no way in hell the Pats are one of the seven teams to come out of the AFC. Might as well tank with Brissett and get a good draft pick.
Aaron Rodgers and the Jets make it to the AFCCG and eliminate the mutt to make it to the superbowl. Arod wins the big one and rides into the sunset.Im from the future. You heard it here first folks.
>>144539230incest is illegal
>>144539262tanking is demoralizing and attracts no bitches into your organization and 80% of the roster is playing for a job week to week. you can't tank lol
The Patriots are who we thought they were.
>>144539230Now wrap your arm around his hip. Really bond with him.
>>144539287They can lose perfectly fine without trying to, as long as they stick is Brisket.
I feel like I'm in another dimension watching Amazon and NBC's post game shows. They go on forever in an empty stadium. I lose all sense of time.
>>144539254under what the fuck
>12/18>98 yards >black qbs
Can someone explain these betting odds?
>>144539254OVE—>Arnold injuredOh, under.
>new cuckland shatriots omg
>>144539317Don't let black head coach off the hook. Black QB only has the starting job because brothas gotta stick together.
>>144539302It's a shame because somehow Amazon has assembled a really stellar commentating group. I really love Fitzpatrick, Sherman, Gonzales, and Whitworth. They all know what they're talking about, they've got good chemistry, and I enjoy their interactions. It's lame that they're stuck on fucking Amazon, they should be on a show that's more high-profile. Like an NFL version of Inside The NBA.
I’m just letting you all know, the NFL will change to cater to black qb’s. One day
This Pat fan is already crying from his buttfucking
whats it like watching nfl and predicting shit but never gambling?
>>144539327I feel like andy dalton has to be like 60 years old at this point
My crush is on a trip to Italy and posted a photo of two hands holding Italian coffee. One was hers, the other was a guy's.
>>144539336we must ban the cover 2. too hard for simple minds to pass against.
>>144539254>>144539304need the odds. id put a dollarino on over at +5000 or more
Bros I'm officially moving Rodgers from the "DEAD" to "BACK" category. Carry on.
>>144539348He is now a 14 year vet
>My Jet win>No one bats an eye
>>144539201Shut up retardRattler’s not good enough to start in college
>>144539350this is why I exclusively date men. 'Boys fan btw.
>>144539359I’m happy for you :)
>>144539345i can answer that. i rape promos and print weed money out of thin air. its fucking awesome. still try to position my hedge to max profit but it literally does not matter. fuck bookies
That blonde on nfl network looks like a coal burner
>>144539348No man, seems like just yesterday we were watching him atTCU
>>144539338If it's ol' faggot knees those are tears of joy
>>144539317if sacks counted like they should12/2352 ydslmaodullards like biscuit just eat sacks every iffy play instead of throwing balls away or taking a chance
feelin good frens :)
>>144539359Rodgers has looked REALLY good for a guy who missed a year of football. He'll continue to get better in this system and with shaking off the rust. I'm buying the Jets big time this year (not a fan either).
>women>funny
>>144539358>>144539378swear I was using andy dalton in like madden 98
Nikki Glaser kinda cookin them, twitch chat tweens just hate standup
>>144539359>beat shit teams>dude wtf why is no one impressed?
>>144539390He REALLY REALLY likes getting back to form
>>144539350bro you gotta be putting that mind to use and not stalking bitches onlineyou got all us bro
>>144539404I had to mute it.
>>144539387Describe the feeling
>>144539198why is Aaron doing that? is that one of his closest family members?
>>144539418like mid orgasm or something idk what winning division games feels like
>>144539390>shaking off the rustthe guys been a starter in the NFL for about 17 years and playing QB probably since the early-mid 90s he doesn't have rust
>>144539399No man that was the first Madden everDalton was at TCU 2007-2010, four year starter that went 42−8
>>144539409
>the internet, not me though aaron, just some guys on the internet were making some noise, and trust me they're not familiar with the locker room like me, aaron, they just thought, and i'm talking about other people here, they thought that something may have possibly been going on when you shoved the shit out of your coach after the touchdown
>jets are the best team in AFCE>patriots are the worstbeen waiting for this day for a long time bros
>>144539450>Thanks, Jay.
>>144539404>Female comedians
>>144539448He hasn't played football in a year. Of course there's rust, and he still looks better than like 1 or 2 QBs in the league rn. Jets got a QB and yall northeastern fags are gonna get salty as fuck.(i'd include phinsfags but they already sudoku'd when Tua went full scrambled eggs)
>>144539448I've been playing pool longer than that and I get rusty if I haven't played in a while. Rodgers has been gone for 20 months
>>144539463funny
Why did they think this dumb fuck would make a good coach?
>>144539513Kraft thought he would be like Vrabel.
>>144539463It's hilarious when any modern media member does this cowardly shit because they are terrified of being denied future interviews. There's a way to handle that kind of thing without being a complete faggot but 99% of them can't do it.
>>144539513Owner meetings havr lottery ball drawings for which teams have to eat it in the ass for social points every so often.Pats ball came up on the need more dark coaches
>Miss me yet, New England?
>>144539513did they? staley-tier move by kraft
will mcdonald has 5 sacks.
>>144534142>Crab Legsthe legend
>>144539513Did you not hear during MNF? Jerod Mayo loved Israel on a trip there with Robert Kraft
>>144539539Plus the NFL has every major media network by the balls now being all their golden gooses so they're probably explicitly told to not stir the pot. So they all end up being proxy yes men
why didn’t cam fell for the fumble
>>144539626It wasn’t his problem
love seeing colin cowherd be completely wrong about rodgers’ game
I just remembered there was a game today. Is rodgers kill?
>>144539626wasn't shaped like a dick
>>144539659No, but ur mum is kill from this dick lel
>>144539587Jerod whatcha doing?
J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS
I hope the Pats never win another game. That's what you get for disrespecting my boy Mac.
>>144539683
>>144539683>when the floor is dubbies or tuddies
>>144539350TOLD YOU I LOVE YOU, WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME ALL ALONE?WHEN I TEXT YOU "I NEED YOU", THEN YOU BLOCK ME, ON THE PHONE.NO YOU CAN'T REFUSE, YOU MUST HAVE ME CONFUSED WITH SOME OTHER GUY.MY BRIDGES WERE BURNED, NOW IT'S YOUR TURN, TO CRY.
>>144539683Your ball, good sir.
>>144539677lmao woody is slanging dat BWC
>>144539350I'm stalking 5 different women currently.
how terrible. if rodgers was healthy last year they unironically win the SB. game in the cold in KC, Jets vs KC. Rodgers isnt noodle assed bitch Tua and can actually throw the ball around. Their defense also shuts down Mahomes again and Rodgers has an easy path to the SB. Bills, lol, lameme, lol, shannychoke, lol.
>>144539683>>144539710
>>144539712BWC is a myth
>>144539738ask your girl about it, tyrone
>>144539716Bucs have a really good chance of starting 3-0
>>144539742How about you come demonstrate on my dad and I watch?
>>144539683I still don't know what he was trying to do here, he wasn't in any immediate danger of being sacked, and even if he was why would you throw the ball backwards?
>>144539755bwc fags on suicide watch
>>144539755ok
>>144539760>The play that saved the jets season
>>144539760He rag dolled like he died in a Bethesda game
>>144539760where did the titans find this retard?
>>144539730Kek
The Patriots fan I'm sodomizing tried to crawl away lol
>>144539667
>>144539760Soulful
Are there any patsfans left in 2024?
>>144539870Unlikely
>>144539667yikes
My postmortem on what's going on with the PatsBengals was a "Somebody has to win" game. We all saw the problems.During the Seahawks games fears of problems with Brissett became impossible to deny. Members of the team were openly criticizing him in interviews.Between Sunday and now, a bunch of teammates quietly gave up when they found out Brissett was starting since they can't be motivated to put effort in and risk serious injury when they aren't going to score points
>>144539909Bentley their defensive captain was out and so was most of their OL tonight. Simple as.
>>144539760>white qbs
How does someone go from potential future host of jeopardy to ayuhuasca anti vaxer so fast
>>144539870Me
>>144539909>copium maximus
>>144539931nihilism
He's not Bryce Young 2.0...right?
I have at least 4 STDs
>>144539931he took the redpill
>>144539943No.
>>144539943RIGHT!?
Why did he choose the worse QB
>>144539960Quota
>>144539960Because their oline is trash and they don't want to mentally break Drake Maye getting sacked 80 times this season
>>144539960Racism
Who is coach mayonnaise gonna start next game?
>>144539974Based. I hope Drake Maye never plays and retires with 0 snaps taken.
>>144539986erm
>>144539976>gets mentally broke learning on the jobweeds him out faster if it does I'll never understand this mentality
>>144539960Because he’s black. Simple as.
>>144539996My day is ruined
>>144539974>recognizing patterns This post is antisemitic.
>>144539976Just like Carr all those years ago.
>I like X QB but he is not performing wellIt’s the OLine’s fault! He needs help!>I hate X QB but he is performing wellHis team is carrying him! He has too much help!
>>144540016Russell Wilson prime years are the opposite of this. O line is complete dog shit and he’d make nothing out of something.
>>144539909Top to bottom, Im sick of this AVP offense>rhamondre 6 touches>screens>no blocking>left side of the offensive line is deadRadio guys have descended to talking about practice squad guys going oh bro he might be good give him a chanceReminder that this DEI Kraft regime looked at Klubnik the OC for the Saints right now and passed him up to get Alex van never called plays before Pelt
>>144540016Shit like this can be proven or disproven by looking at advanced metrics. But when that doesn't support your viewpoint, it's Jewish bullshit.
>>144540016correct. its a team sport. only thing that matters is eye test
>advanced metrics
>>144540029>Kraft regime looked at Klubnik the OC for the Saints right now and passed him up to get Alex van never called plays before PeltBased
>>144540016Poor oline play really is used as an excuse far too often when it comes to poor qb play. Sometimes they just suck.
>>144540016>be andrew luck>have the worst o line in history>still become the comeback king>retire because you are likely going to die if isray doesn't fix his o line
>>144539947My sexuality is never in question with you Jenny
>>144540048The Offensive Line was actually fixed when he retired in 2019. He was just tired of dealing with injuries. Tragic because Indy would have been a contender that year if he stayed.
Not sure if I should let this Pats fan I've been buttraping go to the hospital. His ass won't stop bleeding
>>144540055would you eat an osage for jenny
>>144539931Midlife crisis
>>144539450The amount of time needed to be spent on this site to fully appreciate this picture is pretty sad. I am one of those people.
>>144540098Midwife crisis?
Which one of you was it
>>144540121I am Lucky.
>>144540121Rodgers
Burrows bussy
>>144540029there's nothing there personnel wise i don't know what you expect
>>144540121Me
Brady is to Michael Jordan as Rodgers is to Kobe
Does he go to the CFL or the UFL?
>>144540060arguably, it was actually fixed even the year before he retired. but the shipped sailed I think with him mentally
>mfw watching the Jaguars offense run HB trap where the LT is pulling inside to chip the DT and the backup TE is left to block Myles Garrett 1v1
>>144540142USPS
>>144540146...
>>144540142He returns later as a 33 year old backup and wins an owl with the raiders
>>144540142he's going to go to the rams after stafford retires and become elite.
>>144540155It's more likely that I hit the next 5 consecutive powerball drawings that that occurring
Two minutes from the time the Patriots went down, the last of the Jets were clubbed off. But they lay there limp and lifeless in the bloody, trampled snow, almost literally torn to pieces
>>144540145Yeah, it was too little too late. I kinda felt bad for Frank Reich.
>>144540121where's the lie though?
My QB is WHITE
>>144540138Kobe had 5 rings tho
>>144539804Physically he's not terrible and he has a hell of a cannon, if they can coach the heroball retardation out of him he'll be promising.
>>144540188i only mean that kids look up to rodgers and his playstyle than brady and his dink and dunking.
>>144540199Lmao he looks like such a fucking idiot in that hat
>>144540177same. but fuck bruce arians
>>144540209>MJ>dink and dunkingIf you're looking for a "boring" basketball player, pick a big like Tim Duncan.
>>144540211I wonder how much that hat costed kek.
>>144540187too bad your owner is JEWISH>Giants: 0-2>Falcons: 1-1>Patriots: 1-2>Colts: 0-2>Raiders: 1-1>Eagles: 1-1>Dolphins: 1-1>Commies: 1-1Jewish owners have started the season 6-11. Why are they so bad at owning teams?
Are the Bengals the Memphis Grizzlies of the NFL?
>>144540239this isn't fair. my team is only 1-1 because they went up against another jewish owner. surely this should cancel it out
>>144540121>invites are pausedCowards. I was just about to go there and post "Jon Gruden did nothing wrong"
rodgers is still HIM
>>144540239Half Jewish owned.The Mara family (Irish-American) own the other 50%.
>>144540282>Jon Gruden did nothing wrong"
>>144540282>>144540288roger goodell is a clueless anti-football pussy.
>>144540260They're always stealing nickels from each other.
>>144540239The NFCE is Jerry and the Jews >Giants: 0-2>Eagles: 1-1>Commies: 1-1>Falcons: 1-1>Patriots: 1-2>Dolphins: 1-1>Colts: 0-2>Raiders: 1-1
Give it to me straight, /nfl/. What's his ceiling? He seems like a nice kid, but his accuracy looks fucking terrible so far. He throws to his spots regardless of the coverage and he has no chemistry with any of our receiver except Pierce. I'm fucking sick of being stuck in QB he'll. I grew up watching Peyton Manning. Are my standards just too high?
>>144540282>>144540288>>144540294He hated gruden because he spoke the truth
>>144534022Just hit me this is why Peanut Oil okayed him being his backup
>>144540333Accuracy almost never gets fixed and it's the hardest thing to overcome. You don't just 3 month workshop it usually you either can or can't throw accurately>inb4 AllenAllen threw in mini-hurricanes in college
>>144540333His completion percentage was in the low 50s at Florida. You're stuck hoping he's Josh Allen when no one can recreate the voodoo that caused him.
What did they mean by this?
>>144540365Hes got a checkmark, hes paid for engagement. Not saying he's wrong, or offensive, but you have to take shit like this with a grain.
>>144540333His ceiling is Deshaun Watson and Lamar Jackson tier, their only talent is their athleticism, all of them speak slurred English and don't enunciate their words so you know their IQ is 85 and they'll never be able to read defenses and do progression reads
>>144539943At least Bryce has the excuse of being a midget.
>>144540358>looking at Josh Allen Wyoming statsThis nigga sucked why did anyon->6'5 233Oh yea
>>144540382It's laughable anyone ever thought Bryce Young could play in the NFL. They just assumed if a few shorter quarterbacks had succeeded in the past that QBs could just keep getting shorter. Except Bryce Young is a lanklet and besides being 2" shorter than the other midgets, he's like 30 lbs lighter as well
>>144540390Josh Allen you can tell he was a late bloomer who grew late and took some time to develop his dexterity. Guys like Anthony Richardson, he stopped growing when he was like 16 and is just low IQ
>>144540390That's one BIG BOY
Kelce has driven off the cliff, if the nfl was smart they would have made Taylor fuck kittle or something
>>144540337anon speaks truth
>>144540337didn't he just say the guy had big lips? lips like michelin tires? that's a common way to call a person a liar or a joint bogarter
>>144540390>be 6'4" 225 lbs in cycling shapeisn't everyone built like an NFL lineman?
>>144540199Dude's been dating a white women for what? A year? And his fashion sense has completely vanished kek.
>>144540390josh allen is the best black qb in the league
>>144540393*manlet
>>144540421He's not a manlet though, Kyler Murray is a manlet, he looks like he could squat plates. Kyler Murray looks tiny and frail
>>144540399Makes sense to draft the big body with the big arm and just try and coach the rest. I guess theyre just unwilling to acknowledge the BQB Question and don't also require a brain that can be taught to read defenses
>>144540419He basically is the perfection of that image. The ironing.
>>144540430Lanklets are tall
>>144540430*Bryce Young looks tiny and frail
>>144540411Your extremely underweight for a lineman, hell even a linebacker, 225 is what highschool 3 stars linebackers weigh, you don’t know ball.
I weigh more than Derrick Henry but I don't look anywhere near as big as him, what's that about?
>>144540431It makes sense to give QBs a Stanford-Binet IQ test and test spatial IQ to find out who is good at tracking multiple targets simultaneously... but that would be racist
>>144540443Good thing bears drafted that 4th round punter huh
This is the week where my Commanders start playing football that's fun to watch, I can feel it
>>144540399Josh Allen had to throw in an area where top-heavy vehicles cant drive on the interstate half the time during football season from wind. If you throw how they teach you normally your throws don't get anywhere, he has to get out of doing that. His situation is completely foreign
>>144540438You're pretty retarded, weighing 225 in cycling shape. I was 265 lbs in bodybuilding shape when I was younger.
Bryce Young WILL get his revenge
>>144540430Yeah for how tall he is Murray's pretty dense.
>>144540465Is he gonna fucking pull an Elliot Rodgers?!
>>144540333>black qbs
>>144540456>team employs Brian Johnson AND Kliff Kingsburydon't count on it, buddy
>>144540456I don't think so, the Bengals offense is due for a bounce back, I'm expecting a massive game from Burrow and Chase
>>144540447Alcohol and sadness mostly.
>>144540468Dude's denser than a black hole
What’s your predicted upsets for this weekend?
>>144540452"Ok Jacquavious, you did great on the throwing tests, we just have one last thing""Ight coach whatchu got""Simulate a table in your brain""Nigga what" "Simulate a table in your brain and roll around an apple on it. Is the apple colored? Can you see the shine on it?""Nigga what bruh I dont see no apple""Interesting... we'll be in touch"
>>144540484I think the Eagles blitz the fuck out of Carr and pull off the upset
>>144540471>>144540474Well... there's always next week
>>144540484Titans and Cards
>>144540470coward
>>144540431I'll admit I was one of the Bills fans that wanted Josh Rosen. I was disappointed when they drafted Allen. Good thing I'm not a GM.
>>144540463Did you play football? Linebackers and edge rushers aren’t body builders their the most athletic positions on the field you being 225 at 6’4 is not a lineman build it’s underweight for high school.
>>144540465It's clearly malpractice!>Young was destined to fail during a rookie season with a franchise and coaching staff plagued by dysfunction. He wound up going 2-14 while throwing 11 touchdown passes and 10 interceptions. C.J. Stroud, taken by the Texans one pick after Young, went on to win Offensive Rookie of the Year.>It’s highly unlikely, however, that Stroud would have had the same kind of success in Carolina as he did with Houston. In Carolina, there were:>Far too many cooks in the kitchen among hands-on owner David Tepper, coach Frank Reich (who lasted only 11 games), offensive coordinator Thomas Brown, senior offensive assistant Jim Caldwell, quarterbacks coach Josh McCown and assistant head coach Duce Staley.>So many roster holes. Few (if any) quarterbacks could succeed with such a shaky supporting cast.>Canales was supposed to help Young reset, similar to how as an assistant he helped Geno Smith in Seattle and Baker Mayfield in Tampa Bay revive their careers. But he already made one confusing decision by holding Young out of the first two preseason games rather than give him game reps to help his growth, and now this.>We do know that benching Young, who has been sacked 68 times in 18 career games, will not fix the Panthers’ other talent deficiencies on offense. Yes, some oft-sacked quarterbacks deserve blame for holding onto the ball too long. But Carolina’s offensive line is not very good.>A switch from Young to Dalton will not suddenly help improve the tackling of a defense that has surrendered a league-high 36.5 points per game. But the Panthers, like so many teams before them, seem to think that a quality quarterback can mask a host of deficiencies. Yes, a great quarterback can elevate a team, but not even Patrick Mahomes could cure all of Carolina’s ills.>We don’t know how Young’s story will play out, but based on his handling last season and Monday’s surprise decision, the Panthers have committed quarterback malpractice.
Bakers journey doesnt translate to everyone. I know how quickly people are pointing to darnold forgetting a literal alien also won them a few games. KOC is just a great coach with a gm that provides talent. Carolinas organization may be shit, but its precisely why its shit that their draft picks, including young, should be treated as such.
Farewell NFL
>>144540502>not understanding there is no reason to weigh 290 lbs if you aren't playing footballare you indian? you are legit retarded and can't be North American white. Or Canadians are just pure fucking stupid and shouldn't be posting on a football forum
>>144540507It's gonna be funny if Dalton throws for 300 yards and 3 TDs in the next game.
>>144539667me in the back right
>>144540532>even Mahomes couldn't help this team!
>>144540484Cardinals over Lions. I think Cards are underrated this year, at least their offense is.Cowboys are technically underdogs to Ravens @ home. Rams at home vs. 49ers. I'm still not sold on the Niners being contenders this year. Rams home-opener trying to avoid the 0-3 start. I'm definitely dropping a unit on them at +6.5
Redzone is down so I will have to make next bread without news
>>144540502I don't understnad how did Joe thomas play lineman in the NFL if he lost weight after he quit football and started running marathons?
>>144540532They never see the red rifle coming.
>>144540530You said you had a nfl linemen build, you were complete wrong, now your just throwing insults because you got called out for being a skinnyfat that rides a bike.
>>144540550I don't think you understand what a build means. It doesn't mean how much you weigh. You're very unintelligent and have never been physically fit in your life. Go to bed fat boy
>>144540553>>144540553
>>144540550Are you retarded? there are 5'4" women who weigh 300 lbs. If you weigh 300 lbs that doesn't mean you are built for the NFL
>>144540558Post body
>>144540537Rams are hospital tier right now but so are the 9ers
>>144540463I'm 6-2, 220lb ( in college) I played receiver.I wasn't a linebacker or a tight end for a reason.
