news: mettiejetties won
doyers
>>144539592based OP saving us from the slurp
Ohtani is the GOAT
padres pepe
why did the odds for the Mets drop?
>>144539625mets have the hardest remaining schedule and are predicted to lose the most remaining games so all the other teams winning lowers their odds
latest refresh of the feed
>>144539625because they absolutely suck
>>144539625the rest of their schedule is brutal and they didn’t gain anything on the braves or dbacks. they needed help
Cubs lookin' sharp!
>>144539625they have to play the phillies braves and brewers the rest of the season
>le 50/50!!!!!!! :OOOOO>infintely easier to steal a base which are bigger and pitchers are handcuffed with pick off attempts Unironically the biggest fucking contrived meme stat ever
anglels
>>144539671also juiced balls and umps favoring Ohtani
>>144539671Let's say you're right - - the stat is still impressive for this season because no one else approached itKeep seething chuddie
>>144539592>>144539685baseball boys look like THAT?!?
OFFICIAL AND OBJECTIVE BETTER BASEBALL PLAYERS THAN BARRY B*NDS POWER RANKINGS1. Babe Ruth2. Shohei Ohtani3. Ted Williams4. Mickey Mantle5. Lou Gehrig6. Joe DiMaggio7. Nolan Ryan8. Randy Johnson9. Honus Wagner10. Cy Young11. Greg Maddux12. Johnny Bench13. Pete Rose14. Ty Cobb15. Yogi Berra16. Tom Seaver17. Walter Johnson18. Cal Ripken Jr.19. Mike Trout20. Brooks Robinson21. Stan Musial22. Ichiro Suzuki23. Bob Feller24. Shoeless Joe Jackson25. Carl YastrzemskiPOWER GAP9001. Goku
>>144539671The catchers are also better and have better arms than when Rickey Henderson/Vince Coleman were stealing 100 bases per season.
how does sweeden keep getting BTFO?
>>144539706kekyou forgot Whiteoid White
Bust?
>>144539706>0 negro league players on the listdiscarded
When is the last time a ballplayer founded an x-y club and went on to win the WS in the same season? Rickey? I feel like it's a postseason kiss of death.
gentlemen
>>144539735Ohtani gunned that glass too
>>144539734My friend, being on the Dodgers is the ultimate postseason kiss of death.
>>144539735That vid was painful to watch, DR is so milquetoast.
Woke up cause my dog was barking in her sleep anyway how we feeling Metsbros
>>144539735Looks fat ngl
>>144539718continually saying this doesn't make it true. they don't have better arms nowadays, it's just that analytics realized pop times are more important than arm strength and work with catchers to get the ball out quicker, which is why all those faggots do the one knee bullshit and have a million passed balls a game. you are right in that it was definitely easier to steal bases in the Rickey era, but that was because 1. pitchers had stupid long and slow windups and 2. catchers were slow releasing the ball. but because pitchers had slow ass windups, they all worked hard on trying to keep runners close with their pickoff moves and pitchouts and slide steps. the majority of mlb pitchers today can't do any of that shit, it's rare to see a modern pitcher with a good move to first, and even if they have one the 2 pickoff rule makes it kinda worthless.
>>144539592my team is out of the playoff picture. i believe i will root for the mets from now on
>>144539767>they're not better athletes nowadayslol
>>144539718>>144539767>>144539774>81% success rate
>>144539751>milquetoastDafuq? Did you mean 'milk toast'?
>>144539786anon...
>>144539774athleticism =/= arm strength, guys like Fisk, Carter, Bench, Campanella had legendary arm strength. pudge bootyblasts every modern catcher defensively and he was a fat unathletic shit .
>>144539722Verified bust #Whew #WeDodgedThatOne
>>144539792Yeah I can use photoshop too it's 'milk toast' ignoramus
>>144539836okay moran
>>144539809You act like you can't improve arm strength through modern exercise techniques.The average arm at every position now is better than it used to be.
>>144539750I'm genuinely curious but I have no idea how to search that shit
>>144535172
>>144539836please be joking
>>144539706>all dem deadball era playersi'ma give you a 6 for trying
>>144539889kys
>>144539938U seem upset :^)
>>144539938*literally shaking*
Padgels and Padraygers alliance status?
one city with two teams is the most retarded premise in sports
>>144539951I get that you're just a product of bad parenting but it's hard to blame them for not wanting to spend more time with an asocial faggot son with the personality of a fart.>>144539955if you only knew
m a r i n e r s ariners
>>144540000I KNEEEL KING
EL PASO CHIHUAHUAS WIN!>SWEPT LAS VEGAS!EL PASO CHIHUAHUAS WIN!>SWEPT LAS VEGAS!EL PASO CHIHUAHUAS WIN!>SWEPT LAS VEGAS!EL PASO CHIHUAHUAS WIN!>SWEPT LAS VEGAS!
>>144540011There is no way that's a real team.
>>144540017
>>144540020
>>144539671Not a single other 50 home run hitter ever stole 25 in the same season. 4 others stole 20. You can cry about bigger bases when others start doing it. Judge had another 50 home run season this year. He's stolen 10 bags. Same season where Ohtani has stolen 51. Elly De La Cruz is the only player with more stolen bases this season at 64. He's hit 24 home runs.There's no one even close.
>he turned his VPN back on to start schizoing again
>>144540074>VPN! VPN! VPN! Everyone I don't like is using a VPN!You're like a broken record.
>>144540062Ricky is still the only player with 9 home runs and 100 stolen bases in a season.
>>144540087now this is the kind of arbitrary stat I can get behind
>>144540087That is very impressive in its own right but for different reasons.
If I got the ball I'd destroy it in protest to everything retarded MLB has allowed to fester.
>>144540097he was electrifying. so was Bonds. I don't even know how to wrap my mind around what Ohtani is doing.
>>144540113I would record myself opening it on the band saw to expose the juiced balls
the slurping swede is back? cringe
>>1445400620 innings of defense, one way player
>>144540087I fucking love Rickey so much.>the entire state buildingthe best based retard outside of Ruth.
>>144540151Barry B*nds had 0 career innings pitched.
if getting 50/50 is much easier now, how come nobody else this season has come close?
>xe turned off the VPN again
>>144540166have you retards ever watched a game of baseball
>ohtani had a fantasy score of 81 today
>>144540181I've probably been watching before well before you were born and I was an all-league varsity centerfielder in high school.Barry B*nds had 0 career innings pitched. He also cheated.
>>144540156I heard Harold Reynolds tell a 2nd hand story about him from a catcher who said he was talking to himself during an at bat saying, "You're the man, Ricky". He struck out on a called third strike and the catcher told Reynolds that he heard him say, "It's alright, Ricky. You're still the man", as he was walking back to the dugout.
>>144540203so you're just a dumbfuck, i got it. why didn't you post a smug anime reaction pic
A GOAT acknowledges another GOAT
>>144540217>why didn't you post a smug anime reaction picBecause Barry Bonds had 0 career innings pitched.
>>144540221>A GOATlol no
>>144540221in the words of my lesunshine, my lepookie lepookie james, WOWZERS
>>144540221>if I praise another Los Angeles athlete maybe the fanbase will finally like me half as much as Kobrno
>>144540237you're right. he's THE GOAT.
Where were ohtanis grandparents between the years 1931 and 1945?
>>144540263Trying to save the world from communism.
>>144540221God what a fucking cornball corporate whore. Remember when he was forced to cheer for the Rams when he obviously fucked with the Bengals? If he played the villain in Space Jam 2 it would have been a bigger success.
>>144540221I'm so glad this didn't happen against my team.
>>144540279some of his Angel teammates said he basically doesn't know shit about other sports because he hyper focuses on baseball.
>>144540279Don’t forget his defense of the CCP and their actions in Hong Kong.
>>144540309>LeBr*n
>>144540295What? LeBron anon, I'm talking about LeBron. I don't doubt Ohtani knows nothing outside the bubble of baseball, but I'm talking about LeBron. Why would he fuck with the Cinci Bengals?
>>144540221lefraud recognizing another fraud
>>144539592I hate how each time something big happens in baseball, we have a bunch of dumbasses and non-Americans showing how dumb they are for not knowing basic baseball stuff. Use Google idiots.
>>144540324Maybe Burrow went to Diddy parties with him.
>>144540324that makes sense now
>>144540331What? Ohtani isn't going to hiphop parties with blacks>>144540340I have no idea how you misread this so bad.
>>144540349probably more tired than I think I am
>>144540156>>144540212The frostbite story is hilarious. Greatest personality ever in MLB
>>144540349I meant maybe Burrow went to Diddy parties with LeBron, obviously.
>>144540087We got to Rickey post more often fucking look at this shit
Lmao some dodger fan commented on YT that the offense been scoring 8-9 runs and they don't even need pitching with how the offense been hot, totally okay with pitching giving up runs. Idk man, Dodgers fans are like.... Such an enigma.
>>144540392>CS 42 times in his historic seasonlol that's insane
Lol Cleveland fans are seething about Ohtani because they think Albert Belle is being ignored.
>>144540401That guy must've missed Tuesday's game>score 9 runs>pitching gives up 11 and booby miller only goes 2 inningsThank God they sent booby back to bricktown
>>144540401youtube draws way dumber posters than here
>Padres get the White Sox this weekendCongrats on clinching the postseason SDfags
>>144540408More CS then most players SBs this year.
I wonder if I could still rent one of Rickey's houses in Oakland
>>144540466Speaking of Oakland they legit one of the most improved teams I the league this year compared to last year somehow despite all of the bullshit surrounding the team these past few years.
If total bases are the criteria for best single game everhttps://x.com/JeffPassan/status/1836918717717864749
>>144540442Chadres vs Dodgers series going to be fun, would be funny if we clinch on their home turf. Hopefully we can put Dbacks out of their Cinderella story misery, rather have braves just handle Mets. Idk lol it's such a horse race, let's just make it to the playoffs first lol.
>>144540486That one anon who said reading the way you type makes him want to beat up nerds really was onto something
>>144540401The Dodgers attract a lot of retard casuals that unironically don't know shit about baseball but swear on their life that they're a diehard fan. It's the most annoying shit ever.I was talking to one of these "fans" a while ago about Tyler Glasgow and he didn't even know who that was.
>>144540500Well excuse me, I just speed type shit I'm sorry my grammar and sentencing building isn't top notch for you guys
>>144540480based Shawn Green
>>144540501The single biggest indicator that Doyerfags are complete casual faggots is how they react to fly balls, they get excited like it's a 450 foot blast any time a ball goes into the air. Well that and how fucking loud their PA is constantly blaring music like it's an NBA game.
>>144540508Jews always come out on top.
It's drugs
>>144540508I remember watching that game and thinking it would never come close to being topped
>>144540510>Well that and how fucking loud their PA is constantly blaring music like it's an NBA game.I hate that shit on TV. I have no idea how they put up with it irl, it's the most annoying shit.
>>144540478Brent Rooker could get 40 HR and hit .300. To be honest he’s my MVP hitting 40 playing home games in the coliseum with no protection and no fans caring. Fuck Aaron Chudge, fuck Bobby Shitt Jr, Brent Rooker you da real AL MVP
>>144540531The way MVP is awarded js fucking dumb IMO. It basically comes down to "which guy hit the coolest stay milestone" most years instead of in any way measuring value to the team a guy plays on (you know, the actually "most valuable" player)
>>144540480>Couldn’t even join the 4/17 Club KWAB
the absolute state of mets fanshttps://x.com/timbhealey/status/1836957557706866772
>>144540278>fighting on the wrong side
>>144540480>he's the only one to do it without 4 home runsso NOT the greatest offensive performance in a baseball game, understood.
>>144540442I can just imagine the poodres dropping the first game to the wsox
>>144540531you're right on aaron fudgepacker, but witt is carrying a pretty shit team into playoff contention, not unlike lindor. judge and ohtani are on stacked teams, if they weren't there, mookie betts and juan soto would just take up a lot of the slackyou're not wrong, Brent Rooker is slaying, and Mason Miller deserves some looks from the Cy Young group, As are low key a threat in the coming years so it's embarrassing that oakland couldn't retain them
>>144540643Alonso will get the monkey's paw of more Mets fans going to the games but it's to watch them lose
>>144540662That's something they would unironically do but then I'm reminded that these fucked swept the Nationals and Pirates and Giants, Rockies and angels series was kinda weird but definitely after all star break with our pitchers coming back from IL, I'm just glad that this team been steam rolling. Almost swept the Astros, allmooosst.
>>144540501I bought Rockies season tickets in 2019 and fuckin hated dodgers games. Their fans are trash. Poorly behaved, disrespectful, 85 IQ loud mouth losers.
>>144540672As have a chance because the AL West is now easily the shittiest division in baseball
I left my dog on the porch this evening without realizing that the gate latch wasn't closed properly and he got out. He's a black labrador and the sun was going down so he's hard to spot and I was worried he would get hit by a car.I spent two hours yelling his name around my neighborhood trying to find him but he wouldn't answer.Then I found him and brought him back in and then the Phillies lost and now I'm still sad.
How are the Mets gonna disappoint us this time?Gonna shit the bed in the Braves series?Gonna get killed immediately in the playoffs?Hows it coming?
>>144540980I thought Cohen punted until 2025 last year, isn't this all gravy?
>>144539592>>144539603>>144539620
for me, it's Hazuki and the Dodgers
>backreading threads>looks like Ohtani does the thing>Swedeposter comes out of his cave to suck him offReminder Swedeposter is a faggot without a real team. Ohtani is a good ballplayer but Swedeposter would unironically switch teams to cheer for if Ohtani ever got traded.
>>144541188and water is wet
Ohtani will NEVER win a World Series
>>144540963Who cares about a baseball game you found your dog. I'd trade a WS for a lost pet
lindor apologists twiddling their thumbs
>Shohei Ohtani accumulated 0.7 fWAR in this game>Alex Verdugo has a 0.6 fWAR in 143 games this season
will 2022 come back this year?
>>144539780disturbing
>>144541509Fur real doe, finding a lost pet or even better helping your neighbors if they lose them is far moar important than a sport. Imo.
>>144539592
.397 21 126.401 42 152.384 17 83.424 25 94.403 39 143Rogers Hornsby's numbers from 1921-1925.>In before "dead ball era"Dead ball era ended in 1920Let's see Ohtani do that.
>>144539722>>144539822Bust confirmed
What are the rules. Sometimes I see all bases loaded and hitter just pops it up and runners score even if ball is caught. And sometimes no one scores if ball is caught.At least that's how I see it.
>>144544398runners can tag and move forward after a fair catch, it's a calculated risk meaning that they won't go for it unless they're certain they can get there safely.
saltywhore gloryholes lmaooo haha
If Lindor feels better they should DH him. Let Acuña play short and bench Just Deplorable Martinez...
>>144544210We need names
>>144544520FAGGOTbacks kek
>>144541188>10 year contract with full no trade clause unless they trigger the opt out clause by firing Friedman or selling the teamGood thing he's retiring a Dodger :)
>>144544398In simple terms: if a guy stands on for example 2nd base he can run to 3rd base on a caught ball if he stands or runs back to touch 2nd base the moment the ball is caught. If he doesn't touch 2nd base while it's caught he'd be out. So you can normally only advance if the ball is hit deep.
>>144544741would you become a tigers fan when ohtani retires?
I just watched the videoThis isn't tag out?And I feel bad for BrujanThat was not fair homerun
>>144544824No why would I? I've put all my emotional attachment towards the Dodgers.
>>144544398If the ball is hit in the air the runners cannot advance until the ball is caught. To advance they have to touch the base they were on, so they will remain at that base then try to advance once the ball is caught. It’s called “tagging up.” If not for this rule a ball could just be hit sky high while runners advance as many bases as possible. That isn’t the goal of the sport, which aims to reward good contact and hitting, not just popping the ball up really high for an easy catch.
>Judge fastest HR>already forgottenAnyone cares?
Thanks for explaining rules
>>144544828Looks out to me, I didn’t watch this game though because there was real baseball on at the time. Top kek, his 50th steal was a gift from the umps.
>>144544828he's out, they didn't challenge because manfred would penalize the marlins for interfering with the script
>>144539592> news: mettiejetties won
Fuck you scumbag fuck you
>>144544828>Call him safe As rigged as the NFL is whenever the Chiefs play
>>144541604Wow, such great stats, I bet his defense is great too.
>>144544656I'd be fine with that but Acuna's already made a few mistakes in the field that make you miss Lindor.
>>144545011>50th steal was an umpjob >marlins refused to walk him and let him break the record against their AA squad >didn’t even bother to challenge this shit safe call >doyerfags silent about all of this >only comes out when an honest japanon posts a pic of the clearly blown callPathetic. I cannot wait for the dodgers to blow it this October.
>>144544828>that base is going to cooperstown and he didn’t actually steal it Manfred era baseball
Ok if Ohtani is so good let’s see him do what he did yesterday while also pitching a perfect game.
what’s the best food to eat at the ballpark?>captcha 4N0M
>>144545184
Let's give the cubs a chance
Skip Schumacher is such a cuck
Give cubbies
Good morning /mlb/. Go Yankees!
Cusb spent $40 million plus tip to hire away the Brewers' manager. Brewers ran away with the division in a throwaway year while the Cusb are going to finish around .500. No refunds.
>>144545809Managers are overrated. They certainly shouldn't be major expenditures
>>144545840Mets also had to find a guy after Consell fell through, they settled on a bench coach for the Stankees, who turned out to be a great hire.
It's downhill from here for ohtaniWill get worse with each subsequent season that'll make the dogers regret the 700 mil i the end
gotta love my padres baby ya just gotta
>>144545868Based
>>144545868He will never get a ring
anybody have an actual comparison photo of ohtani's head size over the years. i need roid agenda proof
Holy based umpchads
I can has chancey
>>144545924Which one?
Will /mlb/ call mossad to sabotage the astros airplane once they defeat their beloved Niptani and the Dodgers in a world series sweep?
I just watched Shogay Ohtranny performance. Miami didn't even try.
>>144546020any i dont care
>>144546023no, because the tigers will win the world series
Remember when /mlb/ was full of M’sfags? KEK!
>>144546098Ermakekkies
>fan predictions from the start of the season for whom would be the divisional champs for each division>Rags>Cusb>Roylolskek
>>144539792baited
at least everyone will shut the fuck up about this 50/50 shit now. people are easily distracted by stats when my dodgers are literally going out int he nlds this year, AGAIN.
The dodgers are going to lose in the nlws this year, actually
>>144546178>>144546157
where did all those lifelong Dbacks fans go btw?
>>144546104Give the cubs a chance
>>144546157
Everyone's talking about Ohtani, but no one's talking about this.
How 'bout that Ohtani fellow
>>144546518Too bad Sale only has one start left and Skubal has two, Sale could have gotten the major league triple crown
>>144545987wow I had thought he called a good game, didn't realize it was this good though.
9/19/24 will be forever known as Ohtani day
9/19/24 will forever be known as the day Skip Shumacher gave Ohtani free homers and stolen bases day
>>144546609I wonder if they'll build a statue of him outside marlins stadium.
>>144541650My friend thinks the Mookie trade was a way to punish the red sox for cheating in 2018
>>144546659Right next to the Jose Fernandez statue
>>144546609THE GREATEST DAY IN BASEBALL HISTORY
>>144546659>googling the name of a team's stadium ×>calling their stadium <Team Name> Stadium
>>144546224>sneksLOL
>>144545442>"That's a bad move, baseball-wise, karma-wise, baseball-gods-wise," Schumaker said when asked if he considered walking Ohtani. "You go after him and see if you can get him out.">"Out of respect for the game, we're gonna go after him. He hit the home run, that's just part of the deal."Cucks issue intentional walks
What did he do to get beaten like that?
>>144546797what do you call not challenging this then?
>>144546757Quick what's the name of the new Yankee stadium
>>144546886Stankee Field
>>144546841What do you call posting a screenshot instead of a video, which clearly shows that the glove wasn't touching his shoe at this point? The tag gets applied on Ohtani's knee, he never touched the shoe.
>>144546841Cuck schumaker
>>144546898let the cucks seethe
>>144546898>>144546928Kek Ohtani's 50th stolen base and 50th homer run were gifts from the umps and Skip Schmuckmaker
>>144546969cope, cuck
>THE GREATEST GIFT IN BASEBALL HISTORY!
a schumakeran souvenir
>Ohtani now has 13 games with at least one home run and one stolen base, matching Rickey Henderson’s record set in 1986.Still time to take 1 record away from Rickey
>>144545011Yeah bro, the script of achieving all this in front of the most sparse crowd in MLB as far away from LA as possible or Japan for that matter.
>>144539592the NY mets have a real chance to win the world series this year and i'm done staying quiet about it
>>144546898oh, I see. glad that skip schumaker challenged and made sure they got the call correct!
>>144547048>the NY mets have a real chance to win the world series this year and i'm done staying quiet about it
>still seething about ohtani
>>144547061if that's a water pipe in which i can smoke some MARIJUANA, then i WANT IT and i'm not even going to pretend i don't, damn it.
>>144547047manfred's script (((writers))) cant make it so obvious m8
>>144547047>actually mad about the script writing memelmao doyer fans are functionally retarded
who else here /weed/
>wake up>go on a walk>come home>/mlb/ still seething over Ohtani's game last night
let's keep it Ohtani related
>>144546757Would single person in this thread recognize the name "LoanDepot Park?" Looks like it was actually Marlins Park until 2020
>>144547095in your 100% neighborhood?
Guess the pic
>>144539592Unlock it bud
>>144547061BASED
>>144544828No clue why they chose to show that angle. He was tagged on the knee but his foot got on the bag first.
>>144547130wrong thread bud
>>144539592SEX with Misaki
Ohtani is the greatest player to ever step on a baseball field. It's simply a fact. No amount of crying will change that. He's the GOAT. Be grateful that you get to witness it while it's happening.
Ohtani Dodgers!
>>144547168>Be grateful that you get to witness it while it's happening.
>>144547185BASED James Shields killa
>>144547057You don't challenge when you can clearly see the call is correct. Have you seen a single baseball game since replay was introduced?
i guarantee you the doyers have already made back the 700m from worldwide jersey sales alone
>>144539592>>144539980>>144540224>>144540401>>144540416>>144540486>>144540506>>144540681>>144545650>>144546157>>144547175pedophile tendencies
>>144547217>tendencies
>>144547185The true goat pitcher-batter. Ohtani could never even come close. Call me when Shohei has sired two entire families.
>>144547194Pothead 'em!
im gonna drink 100 beers and watch the tigers get a win tonight
>>144547201lmao doyerfags posting via dial-up internet today, good lord.
>>144547209They haven't because that's not how jersey sales work. Merch sales get pooled up and every team gets an equal share of it.
>>144547168Barry Bonds faced a similar barrage of criticism from seething haters. His response was, "You missed the show". Some of these seething retards will actually feel nostalgic about what he's doing years from now.
>>144547276Maybe 50 beers and 50 shots? Manfred can invent a club for you.
>>144547209>LA Tourism estimates that 80% to 90% of visitors from Japan go to Dodger Stadium at least once during their visit to Los Angeles.Fastest $700m in history
>>144547061Mets have a different drug of choice
Nationals or Cubs?
If the Mariners win every one of their remaining games they will reach the coveted 54% mark
>>144547209>>144547309>Dodgers fans in charge of knowing how revenue sharing works
>>144547168Barry Bonds faced a similar barrage of obvious bait, trolling, and shitposting from high T anons on /sp/. His response was to reply to each one in earnest and not let anything go. Some of these seething retards will actually feel embarrassed about what they posted hours from now.
>>144547377snarky snarky
>>144540062Irrelevant It’s splicing 2 random circumstantial stats together and then marking some arbitrary line of achievement What about RBIs in a season coupled with runners thrown out or record low errors or walks or fly balls caught Total fucking meme
>>144547391>one offensive stat that is conducive to slow players who are really strong>one offensive stat that is conducive to fast players who aren't compartively as strong>Why is it impressive that he can do both wel!!!??
>giant bases>pitch clock>pic relOhtani needs an asterisk
>>144547391>2 random circumstantial statsHitting home runs requires slugging power, while stealing bases requires speed and ability to reach base in the first place, and also creates more run-scoring chances for the team as a whole. They might not be the *only* two stats you could look at, but they encapsulate a player's offensive value pretty well for how simple they are to measure.
>>144547510>pitchers and catchers threw slower>allowed to dropkick fieldersCobb needs an asterisk
>cubes
>>144547550Baseball used to have SOVL
>>144547550bet that induced a shart
>>144547551What happened to the Reds?
>>144547550more like a basederisk
razzamatazz
your azz
>>144547168>swedepostergo find another professional athlete from another sport to take it up the ass from. we already have plenty of fags /here/ from the >cusb and memeiner posters. but they at least have a single team they’ll stick to.
You’re laughing. The most celebrated athlete of an American sport today is not even American and you’re laughing. You laugh as the bald eagle cries, you filthy fucking weeaboo.
and I'm proud to be an Americant
>>144547687Aaron Judge is American though
>>144547600You now remember the one week that resd posters thought they were making the NLWC lmao
Which prospect on your team KWABed himself out of a job?>
>>144547120This fucking callback, kek
>>144547048It’s been slated as Astros vs NL East for a few months now
>>144547766Jackson Holliday
>>144546886Altuve’s house?
>>144547551Padres - Astros WSI'm calling it now.
>>144546224Probably wherever Sweden vpn was the past month
>>144547839they turned into poodre lifelongs
Daily reminder that it took Shohei Ohtani 7 years, and taking an entire season off from playing the field, to do something Pete Alonso accomplished in his rookie season. (Hit 50 HRs)
>>144540732Remind me again who has won the AL pennant the last 5 years
>Ohtani leaves Angels>Makes postseason next year with dodgers>Trout stays with angels>Keep having losing seasonsWhy won't he leave?
>>144547879I read somewhere yesterday that Ohtani has been in the league longer than anyone else without a playoff appearance though I don't know if that's true or not
>>144547879>hOw MaNy iNNinGs DiD he PiTcH?
>>144547894Well let’s see The Rangers won it last year so logically speaking, based off the wording of your post, it must be them. Rangers dominate the AL West god damn.
>>144547898Loyalty. He's placing his trust in arte to build a good team but he keeps failingI'm actually predicting he will get out of there in a few years.
>>144547898He wanted to be seen as the loyalty guy after Harper signed with the Phillies
Genuinely wild that Judge having his 2nd season as closest anyone has gotten to Bonds-level of offensive dominance is completely overshadowed by Ohtani. Witt Jr., too, for an all-rounder MVP season a la Betts or early Trout.
>there's a day game on today :)>its the fucking cubs :(
I don’t think we’ll ever see a 50/50 season, and if I’m being quite honest I don’t think anyone would care if we did, besides maybe Manfred and a few MLB marketing and social media goons
>>144548062it's always been this way. just look at MVP voting results from the past and see how many holy fuck kinds of seasons you see from 4th, 5th place type guys in the voting.
>>144548095if or when it happens it won't be a big thing. just like 40/40 after Canseco.
>>144540963Whenever my dog gets out I don't worry about itHe comes home in the end because I don't live in a jungle of neck to neck brick boxes full of insane people >philthydelphians will never experience owning two (2) yardsSad
I want to believe
>>144548119What I was trying to say is that Witt is nearly producing equivalent on offense to Ohtani with worse baserunning while playing exceptional SS defense. Judge is booty blasting everyone on offense while being nearly average on the basepaths and below average in CF (yet still playing acceptably there given his bat). They're both having better seasons than Ohtani but will be footnotes in 10 years, even after one (Judge) wins MVP.
>>144547797>It’s been slated as Astros vs NL East for a few months now>tfw im also an astros fan and have been since the 90s, just like my metropolitans
how funny would it be if the dodgers make the post-season every year with Ohtani but he's just dogshit in October, like the opposite of kyle schwarber in June etc
>>144548264I knew what you were trying to say, and I agree that it's fucked up. take some comfort in knowing the awards are pretty bullshit and the guys are getting paid which is what actually matters at the end of the day.
>>144548321Oh yeah, not at all torn up about it. If anything it sorta reminds me of Trout vs. Miggy, yet funny enough all of the saberjaks back the traditional stats holder now. Just a funny sea change.
>tfw the texas rangers are STILL the defending world series champions>tfw they're not eliminated yet>tfw a simple 5 or 6 seed is enough for them to win 11 consecutive road games to win the WS, just like last year>tfw everyone knows bochy only likes to win the WS every other year he's with a team>tfw it can still happen damn itt-the magic number is only at t-t-two haha
>>144547687Lindor is latino, tho
>>144547766>that imagei'm gonna need a QUICK RUNDOWN because i don't get it
>>144548394My Jays have the same record as you and we gave up in June
>>144547944>/r/woosh/
>>144540963>>144548180one of my dogs, a little annoying chihuahua/poodle mix, took off towards the street a couple years back. It was early morning and still dark. Even though it's a rural area, she still managed to get hit by the one car on the street at the exact time it was passing. luckily, it was one of those small evs that look like you can knock over with a good kick and she somehow came away with only a hip displacement. It cost me almost 4500 from the vet. really pissed but at least I could afford it.
This is pathetic. When are they going to move this team to a different city that's willing to support their team? Absolutely trash, I would hate to play for the marlins. My god
>>144548460Imagine having an annoying mutt and then forking out $5000 because it’s an idiot and your negligentI bet your also pro abortion
>>144548510>your my nigga had two chances too :(
>>144547879THIS GUY IS UNREAL!!!! WOWZERS
>>144548264Witt is actually a better baserunner than Ohtani, he's just a worse stealer. Stealing has actually LOWERED Witt's WAR because he gets caught so much.
>>144548532kek
>>144548506>top 50 in baseball
>>144548560Yah Witt is MUCH faster than Ohtani (obviously top speed isn't everything, agility/acceleration also come into play). Ohtani is just an insanely efficient basestealer with good but not amazing speed.
>>144548506apparently they make game threads and last week there was just one guy talking to himself in it, and it's not the first time that's happened
>>144548620it's because of his focus on precision and technique
>>144548506Move them to Montreal.
>>144548641Yah he gets really good reads and jumps. SB isn't pure speed just like HR isn't pure power. I'm sure Witt trounces Ohtani in first to homes, first to thirds, second to homes, infield single, etc., but I'm not sure where to find all those.
>>144548668>1993 - 2978
>>144548637If a guy loves the marlins enough to schizopost support his team, he would support them even if they moved
bro thinks the playoffs are on the line
>>144548637Respect, I like doing that sometimes too. I just love talking baseball even if it's with myself. It helps me remember the game better and sometimes pick up on details I would otherwise miss.
>>144548420by that metric, the rangers have the same record and all of their best players (seager, jung, carter, ROTY candidate langford, degrom) have been injured either all season or for months at a time.
ITFCB
>>144548764your team is dogshit and fluked a WS win because the other team was another fluke run. you will never sniff the success they had last year.
>>144548764Don't forget that key players like Adolis and Eovaldi haven't been anywhere as good as they were last year. Anyway, my Jays basically trotted out the same disappointing offense from last year and got exposed right away. Our bullpen collapsed and the team was basically the Buffalo Bisons in MLB for most of the season. Rangers had an easier division, but a worse fall off from last year.
Attaboy dansby
>>144548923>but a worse fall off from last yearyes, due to rampant injuries. that could've happened to anyone.>>144548863>t. casual moron who thinks 11 consecutive roads wins in the playoffs, unmatched hitting and having a now 4 time WS winning manager made for a "fluke"pipe down, retard. the yankees/dodgers/whichever designated big market team you bandwagon have some more games to play, so go look up clips so you can keep gleaning all of your baseball "knowledge".
>>144549036>casual moron>when you think bruce fucking bochy brings WS wins and not those giants squads with madbum dawging them shut the fuck up retard, like actually shut the fuck up. you won because the 'stros choked, your pitchers like monty stepped up and corey seager is a fantastic post season performer. aroidis won't ever perform as he did before, deglass will pitch half a season and your team will only sniff the postseason through farming the shit teams in your trash division>wahh you have to be a big market fan or an astros fannone of these things, faggot. i'll be sure to post a reminder once a year for you when your team sucks dick every season from here on out.
>>144539592CFB fan here, is Ohtani actually good or just the MLB selling tickets to Japs and weaboos?
>>144549129Both
>>144549119too long; didn't read lol. the texas rangers won a WS in historic fashion and you're still, for some reason, screeching like a little faggot over a "fluke" team.
Cubbie bears OWN bochy!
>>144549129he's insanely good but MLB doesn't understand how to market so they're acting like a boyfriend seeing the writing on the wall and trying to hold on to his dying relationship
>>144547600constant injuries and losing a ton of one-run games. mclain was out for the entire season and CES has been on the IL since may. the team is decent at producing runs when they get on base but their batting average has been bottom 5 in MLB for most of the season, elly has improved a lot but he's still being held back by his strikeout rate. the starting rotation was pretty strong until greene, lodolo, abbott and ashcraft all fucking died and went to the IL in august, it seems unlikely that they were going to make the postseason regardless given how the other NLWC contenders have been performing but their chances pretty much ended there.
cubs
yeah...YEAH!!!
>>144549036>yes, due to rampant injuries. that could've happened to anyone.Nigga you knew what you were getting into when you signed DeGrom/Scherzer/Seager
The Rangers are the best team in the MLB and will be for the foreseeable future. We are having a bad season primarily due to Bochy allowing the team to rest instead of overworking and so they can come back strong next year. I'm also convinced MLB is giving us dead balls because us being in the WS is bad for the sport as we aren't a big market team. Have to protect their golden boys!Genuinely speaking, there really isn't a team in the AL that can compete with the Rangers once their rest is up. Unless the MLB intentionally tries to sabotage us again, which is possible. Can't overshadow Ohtani or the Yankees or any other team that makes money!>>144549282>corey seagerHe does not have an injury history. We also didn't sign Scherzer, casual.
>>144549312>I'm also convinced MLB is giving us dead balls
>>144549312>He does not have an injury historyYes he does, child
>>144549377tbf I'd probably be making cope posts too knowing how long he's under contract
>>144549359stay mad, big market retard. the data is out therego on and check twitter for more baseball highlights so you can post here and pretend you know the sport>>144549377keep responding, casual. getting injured off of freak accidents does not equal an injury history. injury history is a player like ohtani who hurts himself playing. this general should have a way to vet you understand the sport before posting. the rangers won in an historic fashion, keep coping as we return and win again next year.
>>144549389These are your delusions, stalker.
a LOT of cope going on right now
>>144549397>the data is out there
>>144549402I remember you showing up here late in the season year before last lifelong asshat. spare us the coping blogposts.
>>144549420this is all you can do. just admit you're a liberal faggot who hates texas. i'm sorry your pride parade team isn't good. at least ESPN discusses them!
>>144549439you didn't even know the NL had the dh when you started posting here clown, stfu
>>144549439This is actually hilarious. I haven't typed a single word to you until now and you're still going and somehow think you know all of these things about me, all of which came directly out of your ass lmao
Rangers fans are fucking retards man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0svL1xyuRg4
>>144549448don't slander me on this forum just for the sake of winning an argument. that isn't true, faggot. why don't you provide data contrary to my statement? you can't.>>144549453i can sense it from your insecure replies. you're probably samefagging me. >>144549463you're just the last guy samefagging me. i'm sorry i triggered the little big market liberal. i'll be sure to play nicer when discussing the rangers next time.
>>144548764>>144549036>>144549141>unironic Rags fanAlways glad to have new baseball fans in /here/. I know you started watching baseball last season but I hate to break it to you. A ring won by having your entire roster of mid players (with the exception of Seager) having career years, barely scraping by the Astros in the ALCS, and then getting to play a Dbacks team that only got there because every other NL team collapsed, doesn’t mean shit if you fail to make the ‘offs any other year. You may be more fluky than the Nats WS ring.
>No, child. My Rangers did not lose. Manfred colluded against them, and he will go prison once the truth is revealed
ragfag meltdown going on right now. you love to see it.
>>144549487>i can sense it from your insecure repliesLMAO
>BREAKING NEWS
>>144549523man they actually used to be funny
>>144549523always two steps ahead. what a legend.
>>144549487you're not being slandered, and you know it. you've been making the same smooth brained posts since you got here.
>San Francisco Giants manager Bob Melvin to be fired at the end of the season.
That Rangers poster isn't me guys. That's somebody pretending to be me, probably an Astros fan mad we have the better future.
Dodgers should have traded for some starting pitching
>>144545099marlins manager former doyer
>>144549551>i'm being targeted and impersonated in /mlb/ guys!! i'm not actually retardedFuck off already retard. Your season is over, hibernate until next spring. We don't want you here.
>>144549530my favorite onion moment was when Chinese state media spread one of their headlines about Congress on the brink of a government shutdown fighting over funding for a retractable roof for the White House.sad seeing where they're at now
Nico lookin solid
We're veering off course. Let's keep it Ohtani related.
>Sneks lose their playoff spot come Monday
>>144549493didn't read; didn't ask, faggot lol.
>First playoff series for Ohtani>Lose to the PoodresWhat a waste of a historic 50/50 season.
>>144549622>he's still typingEveryone in this thread knows you don't understand the sport now. We've all been laughing at you. Stop.
>>144549631he didn't know the NL had a dh when he came here. that's exactly who he is.
>>144549494kek
Hey /mlb/ I heard your sister's going out with THE CUBS
>>144549652mexican googled "baseball rules" because he saw in the news his team was having a good year.
144549631144549652>the faggot whose posts i'm not reading and whose opinions are unsolicited, retarded bullshit is talking to himself because he can't get more (you)s
Girls love the cubbies!!!
>your favorite team>your hated team>team you'd want to see complete the first 3-0 comeback in a World Series (not the LCS)>team you'd likely want to clinch World Series for the first time on Halloween (October 31)>Which member of the Ringless Five (Brewers, Mariners, Padres, Rays, Rockies) would you like to be out once they win their first title?
>>144549593For me, after all these years, it's still "School Bully"
>the retard who claimed somebody is impersonating him is now claiming again that people are samefagging to go after himCan we ban rangers posters
GODDAMNIT WHY THE FUCK IS J.D. MARTINEZ STILL IN THE LINEUP
>>144549629everyone will remember his season long after they've forgotten who won the chip this year.
>Can we ban rangers posters
>>144549699just dogshit martinass
>>144549622>didn't read; didn't ask, faggot lol.Isn’t your team the team who hosted the allstar game and didn’t get a single player voted in and had to be given a pity spot in the derby and a pity spot in the main game when Altuve decided not to go? That was pretty embarrassing
>>144549629I hope we get an NL West playoff matchup but Padres are gonna have to face Phillies and IDK if Dodgers survive winner of Mets/Dbacks @ Brewers
>>144549691not familiar and a search shows several articles with school bully in the headline, assuming not so tough after being molested?
>>144549697No, I’d prefer they keep posting so we can laugh at them
>>144549748Yes, although "School Bully Worries Others Will Realize He's A Retarded Faggot" is also good
>they want to ban rangers fansthis is what i'm talking about. this thread is filled with 1-2 guys pretending they're me or other people arguing against me and trying to formulate an agenda against this team. coastal big market teams are always so insecure when little guys actually do shit.the rangers will be better than the yankees, dodgers, cubs, red socks, orioles, giants and any other shit team you follow in the future. we have a pipeline of great players like kumer rocker and unlike the orioles our prospects arent busts like jackson holliday. when we win again next year before MLB sabotages us for 2026 you'll see what a "fluke" is. fucking retarded low iq faggots. none of your teams are even in the playoffs anyways or will choke if you're dodgers or yankee fans. there's more of us than there are fake bandwagon big market fans in this general anyways.
>>144549720didn't readdidn't ask lol>the retarded, faggot, clip watching casual is still screeching though
Good afternoon /mlb/My Astros get over their hitting slump and take another win this evening vs the Angels. Our magic number is currently at 5.
>>144549781>>144549622this guy isn't me and is trying to make me and rangers fans look bad
>>144549780fucked that some AI programs can spit out dozens of these with bite in the blink of an eye. I'm not sure just how much writing can make me laugh anymore because of how creepy our world has become.
I just tried cum.. not that bad!
>>144549810this isn't AI. i typed this with my hands dude. at the very least give me respect there if you're not respecting my team
>>144549810meant for>>144549772>>144549815believe you not that it matters. I have no choice but to.
>>144549780>kumer rockerOh brother this retard doesn't even know his team.
>>144549810nah, it's not a bot, it's an actual faggot pretending that people can distinguish one anonymous user from the other
>>144549593>>144549691
>>144549832got a nice chuckle from that
>>144549832holy shit lmao
>>144549780>this is what i'm talking about. this thread is filled with 1-2 stalker childs pretending they're me or other people arguing against me and trying to formulate an agenda against this team. coastal big market teams are always so insecure when little guys actually do shit.>the rangers will be better than the yankees, stalkers, stalker cubs, red childs, orioles, giants and any other shit team you follow in the future. we have a pipeline of great players like kumer stalker and unlike the orioles our prospects arent busts like jackson childay.>when we win again next year before MLB sabotages us for 2026 you'll see what a "fluke" is. fucking retarded low iq stalker children. none of your teams are even in the playoffs anyways or will choke if you're dodgers or yankee fans. there's more of us than there are fake bandwagon big market children in this general anyways.
>>144549832Lmao not even the best one in the image, damn.
>>144549780>we have a pipeline of great playersPipeline rankings are kind of worthless ragsanon. For example my Astros post mid-2010s have always been ranked bottom 10 in pipelines but yet the Astros have by far the most active mlb players who came through our system. You never know how well a player is until they actually perform and develop in the big leagues.
>>144549780i can't hate the rangers because i like bruce bochy, but you seem like such a thin-skinned pussy now i want them to lose.
>>144549554Flaherty was a big get. they checked in on Crochet and Skubal so it's hard to complain.
>>144549944the faggot makes the same boring bullhorn blogposts all the time
>>144549944and he also didn't know the NL had the DH went he first started posting here
>Introducing your al moty
>>144549990cheating fuck
Attaboy miller
>>144549990Guardians manager has it locked up.
>>144550003source?
heh
>>144550017Kek was sweatin
>>144550034He’s still mad that he was the manager of the Astros in 2017
>The federations of Nicaragua, Curaçao, Cuba, Argentina, plus the leagues of Colombia and Panama met this Friday to form the Baseball Association of the Americas (ABAM), in response to the non-participation of these countries in the next Caribbean series.>The idea is to play the first tournament at the beginning of 2025, parallel to the Caribbean Series.Seems like something fun to watch if they decide to play here in Panama.
>>144549493>You may be more fluky than the Nats WS ring.>screeching about the nats>screeching about the rangerslol this faggot's been angry since late 2017, when he became an astros fan. nice try, moron. trash can worshippers are by far the worst.
I haven't really watched the Cubs since they won the world series back in 16. How are they doing?
>>144550057On vacation?
>>144550062sad seeing how far Cuba has fallen in strength
>>144550066Baby bear sgonna assert dominance in 2025
>>144550066Back 2 luvabl losers>>144550081No one of 3 bong cubs fans on espee
>>144550066>How are they doing?better than the white sox
>>144550089They really don't have the infrastructure to sustain what they did before. Also, Cuba is experiencing a total collapse in population due to mass migration and low birth rates.
>“We should try to be building 90-win teams here,” Counsell said. “That's what you have to do; that's the playoff standard. That's what you've got to get to be safely in the playoffs, safely in the tournament. So from that perspective, we've got a ways to go.”
>The newly formed Baseball Association of the Americas (ABAM) designated Nicaragua as the venue for the First Series of the Americas to be held in January 2025 in 3 stadiums in the countryWell, never mind. No Panama tourney after all
TROUTMAN!!
>>144550141don't know if you know youtuber Kurt Caz but he travels to places and covers them in a manner you don't often see. the stuff I saw of him in Havana was bleak.
>>144550051You weren't supposed to point this out...
>>144550051weeb bros….
>>144550051>not pictured: the brunt of ohtani's steals being in blowouts or because of defensive indifference, whereas lindor's were more meaningful
>>144550051>this what mestfags think should be mvpI cannot take these retards seriously
>>144550267now show their defensive stats :)
I'm going to laugh when the Tigers eliminate the poopstros and send all the beaner fans home seething
>>144550259lmao
>>144550277>t. doesnt realize how weak the al west has been nor that the astros are a few games away from winning the division
no...NO!!!
>>144550210Haven't seen his videos. But yeah, the situation in Cuba is horrendous. Cool beaches, though
>>144550271Don’t worry it won’t matter anyway when Ohtani gets every single mvp vote :^)
we all hate da cubbies!
>>144550324Cool it
Gotta hand it to the cubs
>>144550277Skubal vs Valdez would be an insane matchup for a WC game
>>144550310I'm sure he's got stuff from time in Panama and throughout the Caribbean and South America. they're usually 20 minutes or so. a lot of times in places most people would be scared to go into as well as local sporting venues, beaches, etc. that's my pitch if you might find it interesting.
>>144548668OZZIE ALBIES IS BACK!! BRAVES WILL NOT MISS THE PLAYOFFS! METS AND DBACKS - ONE OF THEM IS COOKED.
>>144550360From what I see on his page, he seems to pick cheap and sketchy places like Venezuela, Haiti and Pakistan. Panama's like the most gentrified place in the Caribbean, so I doubt he's been here long.
>>144550051What about Ohtani's defense?
>>144550445I think that's mostly how he started out, but the fag has money now and I've seen many diverse settings that I found really surprising. I like watching every so often because it's a reminder how big the world actually is.
>>144550521Didn't he get a bunch of prostitutes in Cuba jailed by featuring them?
>>144550535WHO CARES! ALBIES IS BACK! BRAVES ARE ONE STEP CLOSER TO NOT BEING INJURED IM JIZZING HARD ATM
>>144550535haven't seen that one. I just stumbled upon him about a month ago and binged for a few days before I burned out. I'll dip back in when the mood strikes.
>>144550567OZZIE ALBIES IS BACK BABY!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEHAW
>>144550600make sure it matters to salvage the season then
https://x.com/Lizzie_Baseball/status/1836909049721332054This troon was groomed by a scat loving trans furry Communist on an A's Discord when they were 14.
>>144550640Trannies should go root for another sport
>>144550640wtf are you doing to even know about shit like that
[W]gg nats
>>144550663Because I came across them in another Discord at one point and they were insufferable.
>>144550640I don’t know what’s worse you knowing this or you posting this gay shit here
>>144550640How does this get 1.5M views and near 40K likes. Proves to a T elon's numbers are absolute junk. >trans girl>biggest dyke in arkansaslol
>>144550689never been on discord. /mlb/ is more than enough for me as far as engaging with randos.
>>144550698Nah, just want some payback someday lol.
cloud gape kek
kek!
>>144550706Gaylon will cause every major government in the world to capitulate to his will.
>>144550706Also, claims that they're a dog too and tweeted that they have 3 girlfriends who live in a cage or something.
>>144550640keep that shit to yourself
Are the Phillies going to even try today?
>>144550815Sanchez on the mound, Lindor out for another game, I'm think 7-3 Phillies
>>144550815how important is it to have the 1 seed over the 2 seed right now?
We need nu tho
>>144550864Do we though? Do we really?
kek
>>144550852right now it's the difference between the brewers, which the phillies haven't exactly been hot against after the last series, and the mets/padres, two teams that the phillies historically own
>>144548394The humiliation last year buckbroken houspie for life.
/nu/>>144551073>>144551073>>144551073/nu/
>>144550063I can’t speak for OP but all of us Astros fans aren’t bothered by the Nats WS. They won that ring by beating the best squad we’ve had in this dystanstic run and we won in 22’ so we don’t have much to complain about. Don’t assume everyone is a Astros poster.
>>14455005152 homers nowhe could beat judge
