Oktoberfest starting tomorrow sub-editionComing up:>Fr. 20.09Paderborn - Hannover [18:30 Uhr]Schalke - DarmstadtAugsburg - Mainz [20:30 Uhr]>Sa. 21.09.Düsseldorf - Köln [13:00 Uhr]Nürnberg - HerthaBraunschweig - FürthHeidenheim - Freiburg [15:30 Uhr]Bremen - BayernUnion - HoffenheimBochum - KielFrankfurt - M’gladbach [18:30 Uhr]K’lautern - HSV [20:30 Uhr]>So. 22.09.Elversberg - Ulm [13:30 Uhr]Magdeburg - KarlsruheRegensburg - MünsterLeverkusen - Wolfsburg [15:30 Uhr]Stuttgart - Dortmund [17:30 Uhr]St. Pauli - Leipzig [19:30 Uhr]
>>144544539How many today?
>>144544539>Effortthread
>>144544539wir are in the jt thread btw
post tipps or else
>>144544539Move before its doo lade >>144543883
Posting it again bc it's true
>>144544663these will be right or close as always btwmainza win 0:2bremi win 1:1Bochum kiel 0:0Heidenchads 3:1Huhnion Hoffe 1:1Eintracht 4:1b00 3:0VfB 4:1Bvllz 0:4
>>144544742Take your meds
>>144544762post yours and we will compare on Monday (you're too scared)
>>144544910LOL
>tfw you rape brewomen on a sunny Saturday afternoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BaY3_112yQ
Beste Partie bei der EM nach Österreich Türkei?
>>144545659schland spanien
Ösis waren uniron top 5 bei der em aber haben halt verkackt
>>144545640kys my guy
1. Spanien2. Deutschland3. Österreich4. Niederlande5. Türkei6. Portugal7. England8. Frankreich9. Schweiz10. ItalienSo ungefähr wie beeindrucked die teams waren. Frankreich und England weit gekommen aber die haben echt scheise gespielt
GuMo
>>144545811>t darmchuddie hsv fan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUUV3G2GKxY
>>144545993im a simple men i see koze i upvote
>>144545882very problematic
>>144544742>>144544910>>144545640based tippsterstipping my fedora
>Der DFB will das nächste große Turnier nach Deutschland holen. Der Verband bewirbt sich auf die Frauen-EM 2029. Das gab er am Freitag bekannt.
>>144546460>große Turnier>Frauen-EM 2029.
>>144545992nice try cuck ;)
>>144546460>große Turnier>Frauen-EM 2029
>Am Samstag gegen Bayern>Emotionale Werder-Choreo für ermordeten Israeli geplant
>>144546803alongside the refugee welcome banners, I take it?
>>144546603>>144546692work on you're insecurities faggots
@TheShartster1
>den jden idt etwas schlimmes passiert>deswegen muss man sie bei etwas fast genau schlimmen unterstützen>80 jahre später>wenn du dagegen bist bist du angeblich antsmitschSchon lächerlich, der durchschnittsbürger teilt nicht mal annäherend diesen enthusiasmus mit den spitzenpolitikern
>>144546803>ermordeten Israeli?
>>144544663
>>144546926Einer der Geiseln
friday night /bundes/ and >schalke eating good tonight
>>144546862Pic taken by the >Schalke leprechaun
>>144547044It's sausage rolls, innit?
>>144547069>leprechaun?
>>144547082yes sir yes sir
based Schalke girls
>>144547124What do twiglets taste like?
whats jens munching on
For me it's the FUNdesliga
>>144547157marmite and burnt wood :S i dont know if they have marmite in germany but i think it was invented by a german funnily enough
>randomly decide to be a Schalke fan as a 4 year old living in the USone of the worst decisions I've made in life
>>144547085>Schalke meme picture was from a Leprechaun sighting>guy taking the pictures is a dwarf
>Tomáš Kalasbristol city legend
>game starts not even>Edels already ruckling like shitUgh
Fuck it time for Sportschau Radio
>>144547124some nice ultra-processed goyslop you've got there
>>144547323Yes yes
>>144547330dont you dare try and take away me sausage rolls
Oh No No No Hangoverbros
>Joao Zielah
Paderbros fuck yes
PaderBUNDES
>>144547352you do you manI like to eat some slop every now and then as well
>>144547330show some respect...he has recycled cups
>Schalke(I am from the future)
i bet german slop is much nicer than our slop
SCHALKE!
MOHR
>>144547462Schalkes Tochter issn Schwalbenkönich.
corrrrrrrr cracking goal (my fucking stream is so far behind ffs)
Mohr scoring the worst free kick of the season
Living the best Life
EINZIG UND ALLEIN HANNOVERSCHER SPORTVEREIN
>Milram Franzbrötchen ice cream is actually goated wtf
SCHALKE!!!
>KLOfeldt
Darmchuddy seething kek
>actual refball holy crap
>>144547738he ain't cooking, he's cooked
>>144547477>>144547481>>144547735Told you :^)
>>144547754Is Darmchuddy in the room with us?
KLOFELDT OUT
>Stromausfall auf Schalke
>>144547850Unpaid bill
>>144547841NOHE NEEDS MORE TIME
why are they like this?
MOST
Penuldy:D
BENULDY
OH FLOWER OF SCOOOOOOTLAND
refball
ey das ist einfach SO dummWIEDER mit dem halbzeitpfiffzum vierten mal odrt so diese saisonwas für hirnkranke spastikerschaukel das doch einfach in die hz man??
>>144547980fresse halten
Sylla waving at a relative in the stands, only explanation I have for his hand being way up there
>>144547543basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUQrPwDE0nY
>no tietz Sack this bald danish fraud already
>>144546862Based schalke bro kriesliger, mad respekt for you (big guy)
>>144548111should have bought Hollerchad like I told you
>>144547543>>144547543I member being in vienna just a few blocks from Stephansdom and there were some escort papers sorta like dat on the outside of a building that made it seem like the place was a brothel . Sad degen ösis
based Schuhen
lmao
>fat Schalkeanon blocking the electricity signal
>Die hohe Belastung der Spieler ist ein Dauerbrenner im Profifußball. Auch Bayern-Trainer Vincent Kompany hat sich jetzt zu diesem Thema geäußert und sich für eine Maximalanzahl an Spielen pro Saison starkgemacht.
>>144548315>so half of the finalists team here at the euro/world cup will pass on this match because they reached there max matches numbergreat idea.
>>144548315we should rest Kane desu
>>144548111he just extended retard
>frog in schalke jersey sticking fork into outlet
>>144547875t. Holaf Schlumpfholz
>>144548341huh? that’s not what he’s saying at all tho
being schalke fan must age you terribly
>>144548424It's what we call "forward-thinking", I am sure you can look it up for yourself. Hope I could help.
>>144548456
Ufffff >SCHALKE
>Schalke
>>144548472lmao you mongo
fucking hell
LIDBERG AGAIN
>Hangover
>>144548685S
man those poor schalke fans
stop diving darmchuds
>>144548685
SCHALKE REFBALL
RIGGED
LIDBERG>SCHALKE
ERA
>Murqueen
GAERERTS RAUS
HOLY FUCKING KEK
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>Schalke>Schalke>Schalke>Schalke
bruh is Murkin #GerätRaus or what are those last 2 minutes from him
Hahahahahahahaha>Schalkek
>SCHALKE
>schalke
kek KEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK fucking hell
Watching >Schalke fans throw beer on the Darmstadt players was hilarious
why always schalke
Klaus Gjasula sounds like a German football legend from 100 years ago.
>>144548827he's based af
I'm worried Schalke might get relegated
still rating Geraerts
>>144548858He will be a classic "Bauernopfer".
>>144548858its black bens fault
The only possible redemption for some of these Schalke players is ritual suicide
schalke is the most weak minded team ever, they were 3-0 up and that penalty at the end of the first half totally killed their morale
>Schalcucks
Hahahahahahahaha>3:5Ufffff
lmao incredible imagine cooking a 3:0 lead at home against fucking Kohfeldt
L M A OOL
>>144548880*summary execution
>>144548904KohCHAD never lost auf Schalke tho
Based Kohfeldt NEVER lost to Schalke.
i think i would kill myself if i was a schalke fan right now
Apologize to FloKo right fucking now!
>>144548890haven't watched the game, why do they have a 2.23 xG in second half, did they miss some big chances?
that was the most >schlake match imaginable
Nah but this is crazyPuta Schalke hahahaha
Matchday of the underdogs incoming?
how many for Kacki and Amiri?
>>144548935>Schalke finishedI see.
>>144548935XGbros...
Feel bad for schalke but at least haching is cooking
friday night bundes never disappoints
Hahahahahahahahahahaha I literally can not stop laughing
Currently watching mainz vs augsberg because hull and stoke suck
>>144549000have fun bro
>>144549011you on the sausage rolls m8
>>144549011Schizo Walter will be freed from your shit club cause Schalke will come knocking
ARMINDO
SIBBY
>>144549073>>144549074Einer für den Nager
>huhndes laughed at my 0:2 tipp
JONNY
MAINZAAAAA
Mainz on top
Fire this Danish fraud!!!
einfach unfassbar was die da wieder auf den platz geschissen habenes war SO klar dass die sich bei der ecke in der halbzeit noch den ball reinwerfen und dann gnadenlos verkackenraus mit den müllgeburten allen voran der stinkende belgier
humilation ritual
>>144549091>>144549081
>>144549140better than Müllkrug
Bring me some Schallquaps!
What was Hitler's favourite team
SCHLOTTI THE SECOND
jtbros..
morgen gibbet ein Pfeifkonzert in Stuttgart
cringe
>>144549081will get deported soon
based Aue
>Amiri
DUMB MOTHERFUCKER
drawtippsissies i believe
Where's the Schalcope?
>>144549262>morgen
>>144549393Veltins at the Trinkhalle
>Mokoko scores
Trompeten-Willy is turning in his grave.
>>144549229einer für De Nurreh?
>>144549478did you orgasm?
lol, doppelpack moukoko
>/bundes/ doubted him
>>144549590>le 4:0 and 6:0 goal scorer
poor sand etienne
JONNY AGAIN
danish mastermind next step: Bayern Hühnchen
>Müllkrug>Smallservice
>>144549563bvbros will regret selling this yearhundred talent, you read it here first!
eating one
ESSENDE
based Schnuppertal beating Schalke 2
I swear if this danish fraud doesn't start finn ladies & phil tits next week then I'll be mad
>Tim has 45 minutes to save his job.Can our Waltah do it?
>Mounie
>the eating onelmfaooooooooo
>>144549885we're going to schalke
>>144549885>our
chimpout
>glatt rot = -6 Geanni seething
>sportschau live are talking about red for some idiot, didnt hear the name>look at the aufstellung>HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM WHO COULD IT BE :)
>>144549963He's german, leftist Chudcel.
>>144549885welcome to FC Schalke 04
>>144549968-->>144549945
>>144549951>>144549986If Manga really goes for him, he's even dumber than he looks already.
i don't think walter is retarded enough to go to schalke
based Burkardt (C)
Fun game
He should go to Augsburg uniron.
>>144550246>i don't think walter is retarded enoughheh
>Xavier Simonskek, that's some evil twin brother type shit
Im not really following his career, is he really good?
>tits
>>144550299Glass bones but yes. Unfortunately, not the kind of striker Germany actually needs
yeah
>Tietz
>Eyecastle
>>144550352BALD FRAUD
>Shidmer
>>144550368WHALTA IN
>rudelbildung at the ref>no cardsso we don't do this rule anymore?
>>144550375we're too big for Eyecastle, Schalke is our destination
bo is such a soi cuck
>>144550404he's sovl
>>144550404Which one?
>another Letztes sonniges Wochenende incoming
Ref made the right decision for once
>>144550432welcome to Bundesliga
hat Jens gekokst?
>kölner keller massively influencing a game yet again instead of letting the ref decide on the field
based Bo
>>144550432he was weighing the consequences very carefully
>>144550462>>144550427
>>144550455VAR in the Bundesliga isnt even neededDo it at the big tournaments, mabyebut not for Bundesliga, thats overkill
>>144550474https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eHMgXlugIU
>>144550455>>144550470VAR is here to stay, faggots. deal with it.
^based post
Does the Bundes need more Danish coaches?
>>144550504none of your business, monkey
Nein, nein, nein... das darf doch nicht passieren. Alles lief doch so gut. Dann dieses super unnötige Handspiel von Sylla und dann gings los. Ich weiß ehrlichgesagt nicht ganz wie ich mich gerade fühlen soll. Das war ein Spiel, welches man nicht hätte verlieren dürfen!Eine Sache noch: Diese Niederlage liegt nicht an dem Trainer. Geraerts hat viel richtig gemacht und den einzigen Fehler, den ich ihm ankreiden würde ist es Kaminski spielen zu lassen.Er hat gut auf die Niederlage gegen den KSC reagiert und eigentlich die richtigen Schlüsse gezogen, indem er Younes wieder von Anfang an spielen lassen hat, Gantenbein durch Aydin ersetzt hat und die Innenverteidigung komplett ausgetauscht hat. Die Niederlage hat sich die Mannschaft allein eingebrockt!Also mein Appell: Bitte gebt Geraerts noch eine Chance!
>>144550559Trvke
>>144550536kys brainlet
>>144550527only the Bo's
>>144550580VAR sucks, deal with it
>>144550404he's kultig
>>144550618>deal with it>NO NO YOU DEAL WITH ITpathetic
Next year 3rd Liga Derbies: Schalke - RWE and Schalke - Dortmund II also Schalke - Verl Pretty kvltig
>>144550645thats literally you, you braindead monkey
>>144550618WRONG
r00bec0 seething hard lol
>>144550664not happening
>>144550702never stop believing
>>144550678see >>144550678
>>144550685dont you have a refugee to feed, or something?
>>144550711we accept your concession, your free to leave and punch another wall
Why would I feed your dumbass?
>>144550764I'd will punch your WALLed mother indeed
>>144550709BVB II and Schalke can meet in Regionalliga West next season for all I care.
>>144550789okay, have fun Cucki
>>144550805she enjoys it meddy
>>144550793Why do you care about the Regionalliga?
>>144550829She's based.
>“I'm a sports person. I don't give up,” said the 42-year-old, who is under increasing pressure. “I always keep going. That will be the case tomorrow, that will be the case next week. It will be like this my whole football career.”based Cheratz
Walterball finally arrived.
Who
asked?
not Schalkes next manager
That would be someone like Letsch.
https://x.com/lukehcafc0/status/1837229828736700698?t=1-s0XahWitRVAEWOhW94Sg&s=19Darmchuddies our repsonder?
There is enough low level poopyheads willing to take the Schalkek job for a paycheck. For me, it's gonna be Gisdol or Kovac
>>144550967Rückrunden Edin villain arc inc
Available german trainers Schalke could afford: Jan SiewertUrs Fischer The Huhnion lady Tayfun Korkut Bruno Labbadia Heiko Herrlich Timo Schulz Robin Dutt Thomas Letsch Mirko Slomka Andre Breitenreiter
>Mirko Slomkaended his careernice "list" you got there
>>144551108https://www.transfermarkt.de/statistik/verfuegbaretrainerjust cause you end your career doesn't mean you can't come back, retard
>>144551108lol exposed the tard
How to not lose interest in the Bundesliga when your football team >Schalke is trying its hardest to ruin every enjoyment you get out of this sport?Asking for myself because I'm fucking malding watching these games.
>>144551116>>144551121
>>144551218Go to bed Mirko and turn off your phone
>>144551060Jt
>>144551191once they're out of the bundes things will improve again. I can see Schalke become a Fahrstuhlmannschaft between 3rd and 2nd Liga
>>144551275>I can see Schalke become a Fahrstuhlmannschaft between 3rd and 2nd LigaI've read this for almost as long as "HSV is going up again!", it is time to come to terms with reality, chuds
>>144551298you cant read, you monkey
>>144551298>HSV is going up again!literally happening right now, cope and seethe
>>144551342we're 5th and KSC + Shartuna are 3 classes above us
>>144551116>>144551218>thinking Slomka will go out of his Rente to save this schalke shitshow
144551381>posting this mediocre ossi schlampe again
>>144551364they gonna drop points tomorrow and on sundayKültgart finna win against Lautern EASY
GuNa
>>144551400keep seething, monkey
>>144551400this me btw
>>1445513643 teams can get promotedso as I already saidfeel free to cope and seethe
>thinking a bestbundes team will ever win the relegation again after Fortuna lost to the worst possible team
>>144551529 <- Ban evasion, jannies
>>144551442sure, this is me btw
>>144551538based jt is unbesigt auf ewig, chuddy
>>144551538thanks for the heads upjust ported him in all the available categories
^based Chad
>>144551400who is she
>me when seeing jess thourp `s team seleccione (I'm a girl btw)>>144551381Who dis
>burk hardt>wurk hardt
>>144551966>me when sawing Amiri get 2 yellow in 2 minutesalso a girl btw
Its the Bundes deep in the night.I just walked through all of Dortmund Nordstadt in skintight schlaghosen and noone called me a FAG. Wtf ruhrpottkanacken, i thought you were based???
FAG
>>144555300>skintight schlaghosen
>>144549563>Moukoko wurde für diese Saison von Dortmund nach Nizza ausgeliehen. Dadurch spart der BVB sein Jahresgehalt von 8,5 Millionen Euro ein.It was confirmed to be 11 Mio tho
>>144556758Das sind mal eben 8,5 Millionen zu viel Dieser Betrüger verdient das Gefängnis
thinkin TJ sounds bettet than JThonest thoughts?
>>144556758>8.5miokek das ist ja wahnsinnwofür??
>>144558816Frag AkkiDas selbe wie mit Arp. 5 Millionen für nichts ... Mokobombo hätte niemals Profi werden dürfen. So ein Schwachsinn geht nur in diesem Drecksland
>>144558856Akhi binding the jahrhuhnderttalent moukoko was wichtig und richtig thono one could have seen him flop this hard after scoring a gorillion youth goals
>>144558906>no one could have seen him flop this hard after scoring a gorillion youth goalsWRONG
Business idea: Oktoberfest with double-hopped 6.5% ABV craft ales
>>144558941the Oktoberfestbiere are already stronger than regular beer; all between 6 and 6,2%. don’t see the need for some meme ales
>>144558941ABV?
Karel Geraerts ist nicht mehr Trainer des FC Schalke 04! Der Pottklub hat den Belgier nach der peinlichen 3:5-Klatsche gegen Darmstadt entlassen.
>>144559130I don't think the next coach will be better but it's hard to come back after a buckbreak like that
>>144557814what about BJ?
>>144559096alcohol by volumeit’s what the English speaking world uses to describe the alcohol content of a drink
I'M GONNA BE RICH BABY wish me luck bros and sisters
>Leon Goretzka hat offenbar das Interesse von West Ham United auf sich gezogen.
>3-5 after a 3-0 vs Darmstadt at homeLOL does it get more pathetic than that?
>>144559213*sister
schalkebroswe are so back
>>144559267da kann Kloretzka ja mit Müllkrug die Bank wärmen
>>144559431>that schizo mauszeiger
you dont have a mauszeiger? what are you even babbling about
not that anon but yours just looks very weird
>>144558906Einfach nur falsch. Bitte nicht so oft die SportBild oder Kicker lesen>>144559431Schalke-Bros, what now?
https://www.ardmediathek.de/br/live/Y3JpZDovL2JyLmRlL0xpdmVzdHJlYW0tQlItU8O8ZAGleich ozapft is
>>144559466i've unironically read online that in some countries "unusual" mouse pointers are hidden signs by which homosexuals can safely identify each other in public... so if you walk through a café and the hunk at the next table has a black mouse pointer it's probably safe to approach
>>144559695>what nowtorwart mit der nr #1 reinaydin rauslasme rauscisse rausneue innenverteidigung kalas+sanchez(?)aufhören mit dem gespiele im 16er bei eigenem abstoßnur um ein paar punkte zu nennen
>>144559837y are they running
>>144559952Running from a Messermann
IT'S OVER
basedfuck the belgian fagduo
>>144559989Belgiumbros...
>>144559963>>144559952
>>144560069kek
>>144559989lol deserved
>>144559989>>144559431>>144559130>>144559064They Schallquap for real.
>>144559933Sounds based>>144559989Wann kommt Schalke endlich zur Ruhe?
>>144560211Anon I...
huh???
Rheinderby today... Who you got, family?
>>144560450frankfurt gonna win this easily
Anon I...
oh Ican't go a minute without your love
>>144560714k-kiss me?
no, fuck off
>>144560781Rude
I'm sorry!
pathetic anime faggots deserve all the rudeness desu
>>144559989>U23-Coach Jakob Fimpel wird bis zur Länderspielpause als Interimstrainer arbeiten.
>Jakob FimpelManga is a genius!
VOLUMES
>ynr the absolutely absurd Frank Kramer appointment
>>144559179What does the german speaking world use to describe ze alcohol content?
>>144561604Prozent
>>144544539so what's the price of the Maß auf der Wiesn this year?
>>144561638It's literally the same thing just a different set of letters
>>144561658>Die Besucher müssen für eine Maß Bier zwischen 13,60 Euro und 15,30 Euro zahlen. Im Kufflers Weinzelt liegt der Preis für einen Liter Weißbier sogar bei 17,80 Euro.
>>144558941>>144559006I have come to realize that any more than 4.9% just makes you feel like shit eventually. Oktoberfest beer is nice but you can't drink too much of it unless you want to turn into a zombie
>>144561699Man zahlt ja auch für das Ambiente, die Livemusik und die Gemütlichkeit.
>>144561727True, but this doesn't make the prices any lower
>>144561708>I have come to realize that any more than 4.9% just makes you feel like shit eventually.me to the greens
>>144561727what's your favourite tent?
>>144561745hehe
>>144561699>>144561699>Preis für einen Liter Weißbier sogar bei 17,80 Euro.Jfc srsly who would go to this shit? Literally just go to the nurnberg glockl and get a maß for 5€ + you'll still see wagies in lederhosen/dirndl
>>144561745xD
>>144558733german autist theyre mocking your wife again
>>144561748Hacker Pschorr
>>144561828I doubt the Emma autist has ever been to bundes
>>144561748>>144561842
>>144561784I don't give a fuck even if it's 20€ we're talking about a few cents extra who cares
Based Rüsseldorf
based Kölner>die langweiligste zweite liga aller zeiten
>>144561784it's all about die Stimmung, broyou never feel bored at the Wiesn
>Jfc srsly who would go to this shit?nobody wants disgusting fat mutts who puke and shit themselves after 2 maß here anyways all while bragging how many light beers they can down back in the land of the frees don't come here ever again
>drinking beer Cringe, stupid Untermenschen
>favorite tent>Hacker Pschorrdont come here again either as long as you talk about your one time wiesn experience. you probably only have been to one tent and that was Hacker Pschorr also called the touriezelt
>Cringe, stupid Untermenschenwell for "people" like you there still is the autoscooter where you and your group of friends can hang around and look retardedi mean whats even the obsession with you guys and the autoscooter? i never really understood
>in Nürnin Nürn>in Nürnin Nürnberg
Hertha!!
Mirobros... Why aren't we a good trainer?
>>144562053>t.Once I had 2 maß at sneedling salon then walked to the hofbraukeller to have another then walked to the hofbraukeller to have a maß of weizen so dilate, tranny
>Greater Farth
>>144562213football ain't fishing
>drinking Weizen from a MaßkrugUff..
>West Schinken rather playing without a striker than starting Müllkrug
>>144561976I'm autistic and don't think that being surrounded by thousands of drunk tourists is such an awesome experience
you're not autistic, you're just a 35 yo man-child.
>>144562248>Noooooo! You have to drink it out of this glass with a slim bottom and wide top!!!It hardly makes a difference and drinking from a maß is a chad move, you weak gut sissies wouldn't get it
>>144562287Be that as it may I still don't get the hubub around getting drunk in a tent surrounded by a bunch of other drunk tourists. Much better to get drunk and walk around a city
don't (you) me ever again
>>144562213No Rizz
>>144562344I don't listen to orders from trannies
>>144562262>Verletzung an der Achillessehne
>weizen >maßthis is why everybody hates you obviously besides being unbearable and for trying to make the rest of the world a degenerate hell like the land of the frees>you weak gut sissiesempties out his whole stomache while pissing and shitting himself at the kotzhügel >ughhh hehe this beer is stronger than i thought hehe didnt think i can only handle 2>back in the home country i down a 8 pack of buds hehe
>>144562516trvthnvke
>chance of having a moment with your son>be on the phone i hate their generation so much holy shit
>>144562628that's not what he meant when he told his lardass son to go to the sport
wo bleibt der Tigginator?
>>144562658he looks like one of those late bloomersone of my friends is like that, was an absolute unit as a child and teen and in his late teens an early 20s became a chad so dont judge too early
MEINER
>AHHHHHHH SAVE ME TZOLIS
MÜSELMÜSELMÜSEL
>Kowe UschinatNEW COACH WHEN?
>>144562705why would Köln sabotage themselves?
>>144562628>This teethGrim
Why do (You) cuckpost?
>literally can't stop cooming over one player>calls others cucksholy grim
why not?
MAINA
>>144562964You are indeed.
>Sancho scored>Müllkrug on the bench Volumen
^x2 yes but unironically
Füllkrug is not on the bench tho
why do some teams have a 1.?
Manchester City gegen den EFFZEH Arsenal? Ein Mast
>you must eat from this goyslop fast food chain because... I le said so!!!>its... Le BAD if you want to eat less than 10000calories at once
>>144563066based bundes fact check
>>144563226nö he's a tard, because Sancho also didn't score, which he didn't noticed
>In der vergangenen Woche sollen der Redaktion der „Hamburger Morgenpost“ vor Anpfiff zweier Partien Ergebnisse mitgeteilt worden sein. Das Brisante ist, dass sowohl das 3:0 von Cottbus in Verl als auch das 1:0 zwischen Aachen und Viktoria Köln am Ende stimmten. Dem Hinweisgeber zufolge sollen beide Sonntagsspiele „Fixed Matches“ gewesen sein. Schon vor Anpfiff also soll das exakte Ergebnis festgestanden haben.
>argh Appelkamp save my blackass
PALPALPAL>Glubb
>KLOse
>Nölnlmfaooo
>>144563222Who are you quoting?
>1. FC KWAB
will lose to HSV tonight, yes
JONA DU GEILE SAU
(You) know who
Sonntagsschuss
>>144563404Cuckgart takes den Ache today mit nachhause
>Rüsseldorf gewinnt 2:2
>>144563093They claim to be the first club from their city (not always true)
and jona is enough of a based retard to go for that kind of goal intentionally
>>144563453based, >Schalke could never
>>144563276>Meiner Meinung nach war das von beiden Mannschaften sehr wenig. Die erste Halbzeit geht meiner Meinung nach an die Viktoria, die zweite Halbzeit dafür an Aachen. Aachen hat am Ende das goldene Tor erzielt, weswegen in der Retrospektive von einem "verdienten" Sieg gesprochen werden kann. Ein 0:0 wäre meines Erachtens aber genauso leistungsgerecht gewesen.> Schade! Ich war gestern im Stadion und muss leider sagen, dass die Viktoria erschreckend schwach war.Said El Mala hatte 2-3 gute Aktionen, aber nichts zwingendes. Lobinger war komplett abgemeldet vom Spiel. Ich habe eine gute Aktion wahrgenommen. Ob es die Vorgabe des Trainers war, weiß ich nicht, aber Schulz hat sich als LV viel zu oft in der eigenen Hälfte festgedribbelt. In einigen Situationen spielt Aachen das einfach schlecht zu Ende und die Viktoria hat Glück.Generell war das Spiel ziemlich statisch, keine schnellen Seitenverlagerungen, wenig Tiefenläufe.Ist ein typisches "abhaken, weiter machen" - Spiel.
uhhhhh why are we benching Scienza?
>>144563603missed opportunity against Freiburg's wooden defense indeed
>>144563603Schnäppchenbros, Rosenfelder is also not playing!! These arent the easy Points we were promised!!!
>>144563721Time for me to come from behind and pounce on you german jews. Parry Pane with another hatty and rothe with 2 assists ftw
>>144563241why would I care about Sanshit?
>>144563692>>144563721I'm still starting him cause he will for sure come off the bench and score 2, Byno Shittens styleimage is me
>>144563721just sub on Chase for himhe'll surely generate some points this matchday as well
>*dabs on bundes with all these red shirts*Führich gonna start btw
>>144563753building a team around (P)ane is done like Kartoffelchad built his btw
>>144563796not with based Tony Rüö being back btw (schnäppchen at 2,2)
>>144563842>Netz
>>144563842I didn't factor kickers anti-ösi bias when picking me team. Dirty piefke tricked me again - SAD!
>>144563939>Shartgod geheimtipp
>>144563966>>144563939I'm telling you guys he'd be elite if he wasn't a brainlet. Just need his shartcoach to be sacked and someone like roger to unlock him
>Zuzweireich announced
With fewer TV slots we might have some interesting matches today but thanks to capitalistic greed we get this dogshit snoozefest.
>eggs and bacon: made>Orange juice: poured>comfyrenz: onIt's gonna be a goooood moooorning bros
how many today?
>>144564139Damn my boy hitler was based at and cute>>144564166Why does bundes force this meme? Is it because he liked some chud posts on Twitter or smth?
LOLthe absolute state of Bremen
>werderhahahaha holy lolcows
we know
>>144564211
>>144564139pretty shitty matchups besides bayern - brewoman do be honest desu
ROTHEROTHEROTHE
ROTHE
>He didn't tipp Mattratzo as erste Entlassung
Rothe bros we eating good
>peak "braune Loide" defending
>>144563842>prass Autsch
>>144564293fact check: True, I tipped Thorup.JEONG
>hoppelheim
How do I sub out prass
Es hoppelt im kartong
>>144564351They deserve to get relegated but Kiel and Fauli are too shit
>Prass nullyfing rothe pointskwabsel
you now realize Hamann was playing 4d chess with his statements because someone had to finally tell musiala to stop dribbling into the 4th defenderhe's been passing it a lot more since the Hamann statements
>>144564400GuMo didi
>Huhnion second in the Blitztabelle
NEW>>144543883>>144543883>>144543883
Hamann was always right.
>>144564430gumo
>>144564211HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA just nuke pauli, bremen, babelsberg, freiburg and of course bayernhow can one be this cuckedwho even is that?
>>144564511What about Heidelberg
>>144564211based bremen chads
make new and dont use the fettbackethread
>>144564511some random hostage who died
>>144564538t.-->>144564252
>>144564211making muzzies seethe is based on my book
HOLZBEIN KIEL
>Boycum
>>144564553Here>>144543883>>144543883>>144543883
>fortuna lost to this
>Boicum
>>144564554what would happen if some group does a choreo for one of the victims of germanies enrichment? would the dfb fine the club?
>Dröwes
>>144564633germans have no balls for this
>>144564633the club would get points deductedleverkusen had to pay like 50k because people held up a banner saying there's only 2 sexes lol
Yeah sorry my balls are in your mommas jaws right now.
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