>preliminary finals edition Alternate edition:>no coomers edition
Discussion of the upcoming nrl and nrlw games welcome. Coomers please stay in >>144612042 your containment thread
>>144621889StormPanthers Broncos Roosters EZPZ
>>144621889I don’t support your threadsplitting but do appreciate the non coomer thread
I don't like any of the peems lads I just hope poothers lose
>>144623081Both games?
>>144622237
>>144621974
>tipped poothers
>tipped porm
>>144623497
>>144621889
My wife Quincy Dodd
Good afternoon gentlemen… and danny
>>144624394>quincy dudd
>>144624423
Penalty tries to should all be 8pt tries, this will even it up against the professional foul which at the moment might be a bit more of an advantage.I think this is because the sin bin and professional foul rules were brought in later and this kind of decision happens rarely
>>144625891Shut up cunt.
>>144625901Do you agree or disagree? It doesn't happen hardly at all but I think it'd be ok to do it this way, because it is a penalty and it's a try so you should get the penalty and the try and if you get a try you get a conversion attempt. It's logical
That sounds dumb
>>144625940Just do what they used to do but in reverse. Instead of being awarded the try and having 2 conversations, one from the spot of the foul and one from in front, just make it an automatic 6 points and you get a second shot from the spot of the foul. Or actually start sending people off instead of putting them on report, letting tensions boil over, then sending someone off for an antagonisng head pat.
>>144626127They should let them fight and bring back the 5min bin but for fighting only and be stricter on third man in
>>144625891Actually not a bad idea
>>144626410Thanks for the feedback
>>144627311Anytime
Pumped for the finals
>>144629548Yes
Poosters are gonna win
>>144631028This sounds like an nrlw prediction
>>144634327Nah, I think they can do it against the Storm in Melbourne and the last women's game I watched was City/Country last year
>>144634710y u no watch nrlw
>>144641926Knightettes will heem Poosterettes
>>144641926Im gay
>>144642776kekKEK
>>144642776Hi Gay
I went on Grindr and asked for coke. I found one young guy and one old guy who said they had it. When the young guy pulled up he was smaller and gayer then I thought. He handed me the bag I looked at him and said “thanks” and Then walked away. He didn’t say a peep!Candy from a babySecond guy was older and a sexual pervert. When he asked me to pay him in “dick” instead of money I was seeing red. We met at a rest area. I got in his Landcruiser and told him to give it to me. When he started to talk I reached over and snatched it. But I didn’t bolt. I stayed looking at him. No “thank you” I calmly got out. He said “you cunt!” as he drove off.So I got an 2 bags for the price of nothing.
umm wife bro?
>>144644192>he hasnt posted (the real one)
>>144644081I was reading this story thinking it was a larp until >I got in his LandcruiserBased bag getting anon
The St George Illawarra Dragons have appointed the clubs inaugural captain, pioneer and Illawarra legend Sam Bremner as the new Female Football Manager.
>>144644480>already taken away sowies keypass
>>144641926From a footy perspective it's like watching u13's, there's a minority of players who know what they're doing whether they're good or not and there's a couple of units who go hard because they are just bigger and more physical and there's a few who are chasing butterflies, so I don't find it interesting to watch for that reason unless there's fights which is pretty much the same with u13's unless you have someone in there to watch like a younger relative or friend's kid or whatever but no. The only other reason to watch it for me would be to have a perv which is something I'm actively trying to not do so really the question for me would be why would I watch it?
>>144644480That’s some slag collection
>>144644758>watching u13's
The only women's game I can really watch is Origin. I tried watching the regular season but it's not very good. Seems like Origin are the only games to get a good crowd, too. I'm hoping the women's game in Vegas will be decent at the very least.
>>144622665what's the other thread?
>>144645718Yes
>>144644909I think nrlw teams would beat u13's but by u16's there's no chance even the fatties would get hurt
I was small for my age but would've snapped that fat bird Ellie wotsername in half when I was u16's
>Irish is a manlet
Not even, like I said I was small for my age and what I mean by that was I growth spurted late as in I wasn't some 75kg 5'10 unit when I was 14. Yes I know you're joking and I appreciate that, I'm merely deadpanning for the sake of conversation and human interaction
>>144653871Sydney Poosters FC
>manlet cope
>>144653971
>>144648130NRLW premiers vs Harold Matt's wooden spooners. The battle of the century.
Now that, I'd watch
Nathan Cleary has signed up with Warrington Wolves
Big if true
>>144659012It ain’t
It'd be better for his marriage
He ain’t put no ring on that finger
She's a lovely girl
she really is so cute
>>144665844
>>144669001this more your thing
>>144674260He left, but we still love Reyno and always will. And so do you
>>144680730>>144680730
>>144678493No it isn’t
Forgot about this, based freshie >>144691656
>>144621889>>144692982
Can the Sharks do the impossible?
>>144693692Nah
>>144693624Kek not bad
>>144693692don't reckon
>>144698338Why
Panthers vs Sharks since 2020>Round 9, 2020: Penrith 56-20>Round 15, 2020: Penrith 38-12>Round 9, 2021: Penrith 48-0>Round 14, 2021: Cronulla 19-18>Round 19, 2022: Penrith 20-10>Round 19, 2023: Penrith 28-0>Round 12, 2024: Penrith 42-0
>>144709934smug_djokovic.jpeg
>>144709958This is an imageboard champion
>>144710469So?
Up up Cronul-ACK
Nah Penrith’s doping scandal is gonna be crazy when it goes public
>>144711540Yeah probably this tbqh
Hmmmm
>>144711616Even on TAB and 365, riff favs on SB
>>144713335
>perplexing posts https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/tnum/144698310/deleted/deleted/
>>144714022Big bet Bet365 anon, say it ain’t so
>>144714022>Prosciutto and melonWhat do you expect
>thread is still upBased
ameribro you watching pooper league?Warrington about to kick off in 3 minutes
awoooooooooooooooobut also shite, st helens just scored i think
warrington better not bottle thisssssssss
Pretty even so far
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Well, shit
weird game warrington started so brightly but look so nervous now
>>144707144Penrith are too good especially with Cleary if they even look in trouble he's extremely, as the Americans say, clutch
Gwan the wire lads ahwooo
holy shit st helens killing them
>>144718070>he's extremely, as the Americans say, clutchWait, what do you guys say? Didn't know clutch was an Americanism.
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144718113They honestly were for about 30 mins there.
that went quick gg so far hopefully burgess can sort 'em out at ht
>>144718147I don't know what we say probably clutch too but it feels like an Americanism
FREED FROM DESIREMIND AND SENSES PURIFIEDNA NA NA NA NA NANANANANANANANAA
>no 6 againI see they want St Helens to win
i have no idea who will win this
Same.
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AWOOOOOOOOO
omg
>Golden point kino incoming
holy shit this is madnesswhat a kick
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE he fucked it
wtf
ITS OVeRWHAT A GAMEAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
thought Warrington had fucked that game. Nice end for a neutral.
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONever in doubt. Next week gonna be tough tho
gg
>red pees
Damn, I might miss the game next week
Bargain
>>144720355The only way I'd miss a gf is unforseen and immediate family emergency as in somebody might be dying but even then I'd watch it on my phone
>unforseen and immediate family emergency>nephew doesn't close door>Irish has mental breakdown and misses game
yeah the girls
>>144723744Nah, not the GF. I meant the next Wolves game
Games today. The 3 NSWRL games are on the 9NOW app or you can head out to Commbank, tickets are $5, pre-purchase only, none available at the gate. NRLW games are on ch9 and Kayo. Didn’t see much point in starting a thread for them
>>144693692This post aged well
>>144714022
Uh oh
>>144714022hrmmm
>>144728726Fixed it for you
>>144729347>>144729493Aside from a questionable breakfast and some watch posts, the real concern is the mention of FIFO work before telling himself off for it later
>>144729501Based Ellie pointing to “buy membership”
>>144728540O not this again. Create your own /nrl/ thread if you’re going to post this kind of coomer garbage
>>144729558This is a particularity stupid post
>>144729558what's the issue sorry?
>>144729558>>144729591Plot twist, these are the same anon
that would be interesting
>he didn’t deny it
>>144729501Delete this now Jannie. I’m not going to participate in a thread full of coomers
Sunshine Coast R6 #3
>>144729825posts rugby league player who doesn’t have a penis >no! you can’t do that! all footy players have to have a penis!
>>144729825define coomer
>>144730032Depends who you ask. Urban Dictionary:>a Coomer is a male chronic masturbator, an Incel on steroids, who lives in front of his PC consuming porn all day, and having no other interest in life other that to reach his next orgasm.>But the meme has grown, naturally.>Coomer now refers to any young man who is solely concentrated on an almost psychopathic need to chase the next dopamine hit, be it masturbation, game score, high of any kind. Coomers are now utterly useless self-pleasuring addicts, to the exclusion of any future career development or frankly any future plans at all beyond the strict need feed their addictions.But if you ask a small number of people here, it’s anyone who posts an NRLW player
FTB
Jets v Bears
Why is this 6 day old thread still alive
>>144730543
no Taz today makes me sad.
>>144730845She’s touching the butt
Footy in 10 mins
Well if Ellie’s bikini photo is allowed on here then this should be ok too . Support the girls today.
>>144731940>support the girls>posts a pic where the girls don’t look supported
>>144730845She's still in the 19 woman squad and will likely play along with Jess
Sunshine Coast R1 #8 Dubbo R7 #5 Mornington R1 #4 Mornington R5 #4
>>144730543Britbro and I watched pooper league and kept it alive kek.
>>144732589Based Chris Waller follower
what happened to the other thread last night? it slipped off the front page quicker than wizz going up JAC's snoz
>he doesn’t know
>>144732498i hope so m8o, otherwise they may not see another game this season
>>144732835https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/tnum/144698310/deleted/deleted/
>>144732895Bet365 anon, I….
>>144732895
Is this the forth or fifth Panthers premiership in a row? I've lost count.
>>1447330395th grand final in a row, trying to win 4th in a row
>RLPA Rookies of the Year >Lachlan Galvin >Rory Owen do NOT show Galvinseether this
Final is going to be lit
>>144733179*squeezes cheeks*
>>144733307did you deliberately make the poonther look like it's bigger, stronger, faster and immune to fatigue?
grubs
Noooooo yiu can't touch p3ol3pl3 in rugby leafue >>144733975
Congrats Doggies
>p3ol3pl3what?
Fellas, I really hope my Devil's don't shit the bed next week.
LET'S GO GAMBLING
>still not signedumm Jet sisters?
Q U I N C YUINCY
D U D DUDD
>>144735019Titans methinks
hoping for complete broncos domination
>>144732589Thanks for the shit tips. I don’t usually bet on a Sunday but thanks to you, did see one running in R1 Sunshine Coast, “Family Of League” and had <redacted> on it. Dunno how you missed it desu
>>144735019Bit racist desu
Send these bronkeys to the glue factory
>sloppygato
Brigginshaw's kicks have been absolutely perfect.
>>144734884
So what kind of deodorant can was it?
>>144736275Stolen prob
>>144735019Half to doggies, other half to warriors
BRONCOS QLD'S _______
another weekend, another broncplosion
>passing at customers in the first row kekKEK
Bye bye broncucks
Bye bye Scottie Prince
Prince and Walters should swap.
>dat Ellie booty when she flexed
Port Macquarie R5 #3You’ve got about 90 seconds to get on
I don't watch NRLW but surely big Ellie is a shout for their Dally M
>we’ll take the zero >t. Broncos
>>144736822She should be
John Strange has finalised his side to take on the Newcastle Knights.Tarryn Aiken moves into the Halfback position, with Jocelyn Kelleher moving to Five-Eighth. Brydie Parker moves onto the wing making Mia Wood the 18th person.Jessica Sergis returns from her knee injury sustained in Round 3 from the interchange bench.
OH BRONCOSBRISBANE BRONCOSWE'LL KICK THE WINNING SCOREYOU'LL HERE OUR MIGHTY ROAR
>inb4 neither are actually ready to return and reinjure themselves, costing the poosterettes the game
close
>>144737055
some absolute soul on display in the NSW Cup grand final
That was fucking forward. What the fuck is this ref doing?
need a firm but loving jesse southwell gf to beat me to my senses and help get my lfie together
BEARBACK
suck shit Roidsters
Next trophy NRLW for /ourgirl/
Jesse Notfeelwell after that
say it every week but they really have to ban that fat ogress for the good of the game
>knee to the kidney from a 200kg womanyikes
>>144629548
DRAGON GOD
THATS OUR DRAGON
Soon….
Sam Bremilf
ANYONE SEEN UPTON?
Bremfection
>>144737507you nearly did it
Rooting for the Roosters cause Tarryn tbqh
>>144737555Hate Sillie Smelliot and Mess SpergisWant Sammie Bremner to go out a champ
>Sillie Smelliot>Mess Spergis
oh no no
>it looked kosherYOU CANT SAY THAT RUAN
IT'S EVAH
>>144737715>>144737723>>144737730holy omen
CLANK BACK
imagine smelling their knickers after a full game pworrr
uhhhh broncW sisters...
>>144737266Is that full of beer?
>>144737870sock sweat
grand final tonight?
>>144738014
>>144738040I don't think I can word it any simpler for you
COWGIRL FEET
Just heard the Bears lost kek KEK
In American Football there is a saying that the QB gets too much credit for a win and too much blame for a loss. I think it applies to halfbacks in the NRL too. I’m not a huge Nicho fan, but anyone who thinks he is the only one to blame for a 20 point loss has rocks in their head
Why was almost the entirety of the 1890 US census destroyed in fire?
It's all the other games idiot, he's playing like shit, if he was playing well none of this would be happening, waa waa participation trophy fuck off Also bring back Paul Kent, I was great on NLR 306
The most soulful team in Australia, the Norths Devil's vs the gayest hipsters, Newtown Jets
>>144738876Rugby league?
>>144738886Can’t tell if you’re a mad sharks customer or not
>>144738729>nicho hynes on prelim loss to penrith>>144738886>It's all the other games
>>144739168Kek
>>144621889Post yfw the Sharkie women do not need>59 (FIFTY NINE)Years to win their first trophy.
GF Sydney vs Brisbane – Actual 100013
>>144739191no one cares
“Comparison is the thief of joy”>t. Teddy Roosevelt
Just been to Perth.If we are gonna shift Bears there maybe we can plop them a bit out of the way on Joondalup so it doesn't hurt my autism. That way they can be the Northern Bears even in Perth.Jokes aside I wonder how they will do compared to AFL and freaking basketball out West.
you told a joke?
Perth Penguins instead. Fuck the Bears. Those cunts are going to sabotage their attendance and memberships so they can appeal to move back to NSW in a few years. Do not let those evil, demonic cunts into your city Perth, you need to reject them. The Bears will ruin rugby league's chance of expanding into a new city. It should not be the Bears.
Perth Pirates.We were so close to greatnesshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/West_Coast_Pirates
PROTIP: Anti Bear sperg is Irish with his VPN off
nrl306 realy needs to bring paul kent baack
Bears should get the PNG team.
The television numbers for the Storm v Roosters on Friday night smashed ratings records. Fox Sports and Channel 9 were up 36 per cent on the first grand final qualifier last year. Ratings in Melbourne were off the charts. Fox Sports was up by 425 per cent and Channel 9 by 361 per cent. NRL CEO Andrew Abdo credits the players: “Sports fans are responding to the sensational football from the NRL’s incredible athletes – there is truly nothing else like it.”
Norths should take over Easts and become the North-East Poo-Bears
Talked to Sterlo recently. He was extremely redpilled on penrith, told me that's why he retired.
If Penrith are cheating I'm ok with it because I don't want Melbourne to win and Souths, my team, only lost that gf because of a missed conversion and an intercept try
>>144739624Do not let /afl/ see this
>>144739957And a Latrell suspension. If he was playing that night, you guys would have won it
>>144742210That's true. When Penrith's run ends we can all look back at these moments and think what might have been
Why'd he get suspended?
Can't remember exactly but it was probably something stupid. I'll look it up
This little tap on Joey Manu.
Looks way worse than it was
That looks quite bad
That's just your opinion man
