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umar the brazza edition
previouso >>144653246
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>>144658244
>brazza edition
I'm not happy about it.
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>>144658244
This Egyptian nigga's skull needs to be in a museum.
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>>144658244
>PLEASE DON'T DEPORT ME FOR THE CRIMES I'VE COMITTED IN AMERICA THEY'LL KILL ME IF YOU SEND ME HOME
ahhh just another muzzie
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>>144658244
To the right: Umar Nurmagomedov, UFC Bantamweight fighter. To the left: Ali Abdelaziz, the brains of the whole Nurmagomedov operation.
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Dude that absolute SAVAGE Robelis Despaigne fights on October 19th. His opponent? THE Austen Lane. Man, that's going to be a sick fight, Robelis is a freakin giant dude!
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>>144658356
sneeding
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>>144658244
Pictured from left to right: Ali Abdelaziz and Umar Nurmagomedov. One is a prominent UFC Bantamweight fighter and a rising star. The other one is the mastermind behind it all.
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NGANNOU NOOOOOO
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Blud just lists a bunch of losses and a couple of wins over bums like it means something
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Umar Nurmagomedov: The tale of an ugly brother.
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Backroom deals with Cuban Communists and Moloch worship at The Sugar Factory have finally found where Kevin Lee fits in all or this.
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Ali Abdelaziz: The mastermind behind the Nurmagomedov clan, his pawns.
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>>144658528
Tale of The Tape
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>>144658533
Kevin Lee: the missing piece finding its place.
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>>144658539
Tale of the ape
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shavkat is just another ducking brazza
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>>144658549
thats racist, pls u kno dis brazza khamzat
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Francis Ngannou: The tale of the ape
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Sean Strickland: The tale of the gape
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Ahh my back, my back's gone. Is there a doctor in here?
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>>144658567
>Is there a doctor in here?
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Michael Chandler: The man behind Hap and Ace
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>>144658511
2 years of inactivity and a belt then I'm out #CSO
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>>144658404
he should be held accountable for the crimes he committed in the u.s. and the crimes he committed in his home country against other muslims but he's a snitch for the fbi so they find him useful
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>>144658511
So is he like 1 fight (against Charlie-boi) away from a title shot?
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Someone post it
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>>144658615
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>>144658610
sir, please take your medicine and keep your post related to Mixed Martial Artistry.
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They should add a weightclass between 155 and 170 and it should be called Rapistweight
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And between 170 and 185 there should be Super Rapistweight
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pakimong dies very soon
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>>144658615
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>>144658620
>brazza he is a good dude he do my taxes

>Ali Ibrahim Abdelaziz (Arabic: علي عبدالعزيز) is an Egyptian mixed martial arts manager

>In 2002, Abdelaziz was imprisoned in Colorado on charges of document forgery. While in jail, he was recruited by the New York Police Department's Deputy Commissioner of Intelligence, David Cohen, to work undercover within a Virginia-based arm of a group called Muslims of America. Abdelaziz became one of Cohen's highest-paid informants at the time, "earning hundreds of thousands of dollars". The NYPD shared Abdelaziz with the FBI, becoming known as Confidential Informant 184. He was issued a green card, allowing him to leave and re-enter the United States. Abdelaziz worked in Trinidad and Tobago, Venezuela, and elsewhere in the world. The FBI eventually began to suspect he was operating as a double agent, having told people in Egypt of his life, particularly after he was reportedly administered a polygraph examination. The FBI ended its relationship with Abdelaziz and the American government unsuccessfully attempted to deport him.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Abdelaziz
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>>144658709
Sneed perma mindbroke that individual sadly.
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>>144658726
I'm convinced he's placed to keep an eye on brazzas by the fbi and keep extremism out of brazza teams
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>>144658739
I'm convinced we need to keep brazza's out of western countries and send them all home forever where they can pursue being doctors and lawyers and mma fighters in their home countries.
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it seems i caused some spergatory by using a brazza as OP, woops my bad
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>>144658749
Agreed, Eagle MMA will never take off with the current zeitgeist. Zabit is doing fucking OnlyFans fuck sake
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it seems i caused quite the ruckus by posting well known facts about a brazza in the OP, woops my bad
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>>144658763
but imagine being like i'm a strong famous muslim athlete and i am here to act as a role model for young muslims around the world "BUT" the management i am with is run by a snitch who specifically snitched on muslims around the world for american's who bombed muslim countries
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>>144658244
NO ONE IS SCARED OF UMAR. FACTS
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>>144658692
>>144658701
Interesting. Rapeweight is a more fitting name
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spergatory
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i set off spammy
how much did mohammed weigh when Aisha was 9? a buck 50?
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>>144658775
Fazza and his whole contingent are Haram as fuck. They bow their heads to Putin who sends them off in droves to die. Look at this strong Feinian archetype, he bows to no man.
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>>144658244
Umare Nurmagomedov clutching the reins of his mare. Down the hill he rides and upwards again he strides. On the top of the hill stood the Kartvelian, the last obstacle.
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>>144658806
kino
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Ali Abdelaziz, the one behind it all. Like how chinese dynasties were puppeteered by eunuchs. So are the Nurmagomedovs being pulled by the strings of Ali Abdelaziz.
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The pookie-fication of Khabib Nurmagomedov will be studied for decades
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Umar Nurmagomedov being the ugly older brother of Usman Nurmagomedov has a lot to prove. Usman is already a champion yet he's younger. Umar has always been in the shadow of his brother, now it's time to step out of it and shine. Merab Dvalishvili vs Umar Nurmagomedov, only on UFC PPV
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Merab needs better jiu jitsu to beat Umar. Musumeci should link up with him
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The plan of the patriarch Abdulmanap Nurmagomedov was for Usman to succeed and at all cost for Umar to fail.
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usman is padding his record with bellator bums. he thinks nobody noticed because he is doing it in america but to this date there has not been a single member of the nurmagomedov clan who hasn't padded their record before entering the ufc
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>>144658876
or learn how to counter wrestling
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>>144658912
In all fairness Islam has an alright record
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Why is he fawning over this rats like they are worth talking about?
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what do you guys watch other than the you eff see
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>>144658961
How about the eff you see?
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>>144658961
Gay porn

>>144658969
Shut the fuck up and learn how to shitpost properly
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>>144658986
Tsk tsk tsk, so the baboon speaks
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>>144658961
just rewatch some old pride fc matches
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>>144658528
He is just balding
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>>144658961
Good Guy Bad Guy
The Big Brown Breakdown
Shane O Malley podcast
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>>144658802
Didnt a lot of protest happened in dagestan because of the draft
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>>144658315
it needs to be acquainted with an angle grinder
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>>144658961
all sort of crap
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Biblically Accurate Glieson Tibau
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>g*ymer vs spec ops
There's no logical reason the gamer wins
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>>144658961
Why is Jiri so funny? Especially pre UFC?
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>>144658749
ring ring
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My ass hurts
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>>144659110
From what?
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I saw Dana White at a Diddy party.
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>>144658244
shout outs to all the homies
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>>144659181
Hold on I'm talking brother
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>>144659283
everybody shoosh
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>>144659264
straight up, cuh
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>>144659181
which ufc fighter will get exposed that he frequented diddy parties after the tapes get leaked

https://youtu.be/wNbX5HacZHw?si=Nxc61ZJQNcrDGGJ-
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>>144659283
go ahead im listening
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>>144659378
Schaub.
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>>144658961
Charls Carroll livestreams
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how well would US Marines do in the UFC
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>>144659448
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
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>>144659448
HEEEEEEEEMMM
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>reluctantly enters the thread
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>>144658511
>over the last year or so
*2 years
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schaubschaubschaubschaubschaub
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>>144658961
Wife and I are reviewing Frasier. Saw Smile, was pretty good.
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>>144658961
Anime.
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>>144659448
Congrats, boys, you just lost two stripes.
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>>144659533
Absolute Don.
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You fucking people disgust me Brendan schaub has 20k views on his last video and your here playing with yourself
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On paper this weekend is a grim card but rest assured, it will be a banger
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>>144659533
By the way why did he lie about his wife being an illegal immigrant?
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>>144659615
Stand up comedians are liars. That's their entire existence, making shit up and trying to be convincing. This should not be surprising.
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>>144659596
its pretty good for a FN
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Yan vs Figgy main event China Nov 23
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>>>/g/102546598
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Jannies are paid too much
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https://x.com/Home_of_Fight/status/1838922855485952086

Faggy vs can
Umdaddy title shot confirmed
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>>144659727
I disagree, I think their salaries should be increased by 10%
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>>144659615
To try obfuscate her past. There are webms of her with her tits out for mexican television dramas
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>>144658511
Even Chandler's biggest haters have to admit, that's a beast of a resume.
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>>144658511
Raising hap had to do something for his ranking
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Michael Chandler, Y'all must have forgot
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I am fucking sick of ufc
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>>144659845
honestly same. it's actually causing a problem because i keep blowing my friend off because i just dont wanna watch this shit on the weekend when theres ALWAYS something better going on
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>shart vs diddler
CHILLS
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Gayan "Poop Queer" Butthole
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>>144659871
De Ridder is the biggest shit house
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>>144659845
>>144659871
we are so back poofc bros
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>>144659871
They will make a movie about this fight one day
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>>144659871
I'm ride or die Shart
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Just dropped 1.5k(300USD) on Moicano by Sub and 600(110 USD) on Moicano by SUB RD2
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>>144659903
bookies love him
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>>144659903
nice. i put 1000 on a brito x battle parlay earlier this week. I'm kinda nervous about moic though. what odds you get on r2?
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i wanted to see gane fight fuck that russian motherfucker
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>>144659933
+1400
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>>144659731
devious
>>144659871
Gerald shocks the world (except me)
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>5:1
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>>144658619
I want to live inside there and never come out ever again.
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>>144659768
you have had more than half an hour to post her boobas and you have not?
im disappoint
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Reinier de Ridder is a jiu jitsu bum, his striking and wrestling are shit
Unironically bet Shart by KO
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>>144659944
That's breddy good. Though, don't you think it's possible or maybe even more likely for moic to finish late? Like 3,4,5? I sprinkled moic tko at +1400 cuz I think exhaustion/positional tko is possible.
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>>144659903
Good bets, BSD isn't that good at grappling
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>>144659871
I'm gonna be so happy is the Shart exposes this ONE bum
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Shaping up to be a beast of a thread. I’ll be posting while I wageslave.
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>>144660097
hes better than soicano
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>>144659731
Nowhere to hide now merab you rat bastard
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>>144660131
Merab molests Umbum
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>>144660090
I'm thinking Moicano tests out the striking in the first maybe gets clipped or something then resorts to grappling and gets the sub in the second. If the fight goes past the second I'm leaning BSD
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bumzilian jiu jitsu
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bumstling
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kickbumxing
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>>144660184
bumlaysia
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Malheur-sia (only francophone niRRas will get this one)
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Imagine being asian and muslim. yikes. that's like being black and gay.
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>>144659988
her body was so fucking disappointing.
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>>144660206
>being black and gay.
so...most of brazil?
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>>144660219
t. pakibong
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>>144660206
bro i just insert the word bum in every word, whyd you gotta be a rude boi, waddado?
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>>144660248
I apologize
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turdny in the shartles thoughbeit
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Shart is gonna rape this Ridder guy's soul and make him regret leaving ONE or even being born
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>>144660272
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>>144660265
is ok i forgib u brazza ))))
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She asked if I'd like anything else and I said for her to spit in it. Can anyone tell me how that could possibly be threatening or disrespectful? Its not like I said I'm going to spit in HER food
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>>144660300
MMA?
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>>144659871
Why do they want so see Martshart dead?
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Diddler V Connor is the fight to make.
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Did you know that 70% of pakistani marriages are incestual?
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The moniker "The Machine" was coined by his friends after seeing him constantly pushing himself in the gym without really taking any breaks.[96]

Meerschaert is an alto saxophone player.[7]
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meerschaert is best known for his time in chimaev highlight reels
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>>144660323
Music is a debuff in combat sports.
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>>144660323
MEAN MACHINE
MEAN MACHINE
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*enters thread*
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>>144660335
no shame in losing to the GOAT
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FREAK OFF party at my place, this weekend. Only the real ones are invited.
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>>144660358
i'll bring the baby oil
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>>144660272
verily
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>>144660374
i've got the tendies
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>>144660306
K

Do you know who McCumby is, he'll rekt all of your faves. Nobody knows MMA like me, and if you think Imavov is bad you've got another thing coming.

Have you got him to loose?
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>>144660418
>loose
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Imavov is shite but allen is dookie.
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>>144660418
I've got Imavov but also meds.
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>>144659871
De Quitter
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>>144660358
>>144660374
i'll bring the babies
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>>144659731
Absolute banger
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>>144660489
Nigga
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>>144660432
Yes looose


>>144660442
Who the fuck is meds?
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>>144660556
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>>144660556
It was disgusting, glad he hasn't won in a long time.
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this is poopootan to anyone who doesn't have a gay crush on him btw
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are you hyped yet?
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>>144660959
Dab on it wagwan
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>>144660959
getting chills just thinkin bout it, b.
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>>144659871
Easy win for meerschaert
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>>144660959
No but there's still time.
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>>144660959
The dude on the right is an abomination and an insult to life everywhere in the universe.
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>>144661102
Smiff literally looks like a baby given growth hormones.
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>>144661102
Someone bet against Jiri!
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>>144658511
Probably the biggest project in the sport's entire history but he's a fun fighter so I don't mind
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>>144660959
Battle of the goats
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Black Smiff Wukong
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>>144659871
this is the first time in a long time that im looking forward to a fight
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>>144658284
same
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YNR shartles ducking the slamdaddy rematch, TWICE
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Imavov finna destroy Allen.
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>>144661374
simply wont happen
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>>144661376
Idiot. Moron. He's already beat QAnonier. Allen SUCKS and Imavov will destroy him. Buffoon.
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>>144661374
Simply will happen
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>>144661393
yea, nah.
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>>144661415
wow you sure contributed to the discussion with this insightful post
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>>144661424
na
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Dana "Papi Chulo" White
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>early stoppage vs. pre-flushed 90yo nigga
wow so optimistically he might be AS good gayhighoh
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What killed the schaub hype? No one talks about this guy anymore.
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>>144661439
ciao would beat the shit out of allen
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>>144661456
>would beat the shit
that's precisely when allen starts winning
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>>144661465
>allen
>winning against anyone good
literally never happened
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>>144661478
bruh
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yeah bro el cucuy is a legend he beat dos anjos and....
...
...
danny castillo
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>>144661480
and? also applies to shitmavov
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yeah man volk is a beast he uuuhhhh lost to a jew
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Are you looking up?
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>>144661538
Cannonier has only ever lost to top level fighters
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aldo won
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>>144661563
... before his 50th birthday, sure.
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>>144661547
no im low-t so i always stare down at the ground
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>>144661545
are you reffering to turdpooriastein or makachevsky?
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>>144661570
yeah he won... the race to losing the fight.
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>>144661580
allen lost twice to chris turdis whos essentially a worse jared
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>>144661609
nice fanfiction sweaty
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>>144661601
the one that was born in germany and claimed turkish ancestry before coming to the ufc
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There are aliens under the Apex…
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>>144661618
still not sure which jew you are talkim bout b
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>>144661628
look into it b
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>>144661612
I'm not sweaty b your mum hasn't arrived yet
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>>144661638
where'd you see the "claimed turkish ancestry" shit. turdpooria is such a shapeshifter rat it wouldn't surprise me.
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>>144661650
she only arrives after you start having a meltie to administer the meds you goof
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>>144658619
I wonder if she sniffed her fingers after...
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>>144659845
a card every single week of the year that airs during early hours of the morning and filled with debutants doesnt excite you? wow casual

i just love staying up til 2am to watch a decision main event and a wmma decision comain
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31 days fraudzat
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Silent Hill 4 is fucking awesome dude
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Poofc: Affriguh
>Dricus vs Poosman
>Peon vs Garry
>Shitryl vs Almeida
>Lerone vs Aljo
>Chandler vs Turner
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>>144661784
Loser has to stay btw
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Conor REFUSED to give Aldo his rematch
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>>144660221
what even inspires you people to make OC this unfunny? these threads are filled to the brim with some of the most unfunny tryhard shit ever
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>>144660221
heh thats pretty good
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>>144661825
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>>144661817
Good on him, too many rematches are given. It's pointless.
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>>144661817
the heematch would be gooby riding into aldo's favela on horseback....
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>>144661741
>hey zatdaddy Imma need your POZZloads in me woife tonight, mate
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>>144661972
he said this
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anything on today?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx2bKF7fAHU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx2bKF7fAHU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wx2bKF7fAHU

its out
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>>144661972
I wish youd die irl
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>>144660221
amazing oc
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>>144662044
not a very nice thing to say about reddit pozztaker
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remember tai tuivasa?
lmfao
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Heavy Hands is the thinking mans fight analysis. MMA guru is a 95 IQ white trash retard
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having a truck breakdown, not going anywhere for a couple hours so I'm finally getting paid to post on 4chan
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>>144662140
guru is the only mma jewtuber that is verboten on r*****, and is therefore based.
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I don't see how O'Malley did more damage in round 1 than Merab, he also had a guillotine attempt which would offset the minimal damage difference if there even is one
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>>144662166
They look like fucking faggots
Also that rifle look ugly af
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>>144662128
Never heard of her
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>>144662233
HOW DARE YOU NOT SCORE IT 50-45 FOR O'KEKLEY? YOU IMBECILE. YOU'RE FACTUALLY WRONG. DONT YOU SEE O'KEKLEY LANDED A GLACING BODYJAB AND HE LETS OTHER DUDES SPITROAST HIS MESSICAN WIFE
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>>144662245
that's the point you 85iq camel herder.
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Team Alpaca Male
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Is moicano getting chinned?
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>>144662264
that kyle mee vid got linked here the and he was calling body jabs that were barely touching merab as he backed away "clean strikes" lmfao
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>>144662360
smiff is shameless. took the fight for a bag, went in and fought like that and acted like he did them a favor and they owe him one
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>>144662388
they were squeaky clean rigo
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none of you read the 2023 scoring criteria and it shows
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>Gane fight got cancelled
Wtf
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>>144662575
is this gimmick here to stay?
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Nobody knows how UFC scoring works
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>>144662575
I did and it said that Jan beat poohands fair and square
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Jones Jon
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Jones Bones Jon
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Jon "Bon" Joni
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Everybody knows Suga Sean got raped and therefore lost
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The state of 307
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>>144662140
I just listened to heavy hands for the first time, their latest pod.
>co-host 1: R****it beard oil IPA guzzling kekold with his mic gain and bass turned all the way up, actively deepthroating the mic the whole time while doing his best NPR impression
>co-host 2: limey homo who sounds like he's mid transition getting interrupted and passive aggressively bullied the whole ep
If you asked AI to make an mma podcast and fed it r/mma as source material Heavy Hands is what you'd get.
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>>144662930
If you wanna listen to some heavy hands I can oblige, can't promise you'll be awake long enough to hear them though...
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>>144662966
if I wanted to listen to the sound of heavy hams I'd just have your mother over
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>>144662930
You just described r/heem
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>>144662986
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>>144663112
I'm listening
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>>144663222
Payton Talbot
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>>144663269
That unironically looks like me, my wife and my daughter
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>>144663364
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>>144663364
Is the bvll pozzed?
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Max "dumb retard faggot" Holloway
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My favorite historical figure? Gotta be Yasuke fersure.
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>>144663364
that would be pretty ironic
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You now remember Travis "The Hanged Man" Fulton.
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Ilia "El HEEMador" Topuria
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>>144662930
the hosts are faggots, the american is unironically a commie, but they're the only people on youube that understand mma
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Khamzat is training at altitude and no longer surrounding himself with crypto scammers
It's OVER for reddit rob
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>>144663504
Adopted while I was away in the military overseas for a year.
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>>144663606
This dude slid on his face like a fucking cartoon lmaooooooooo not matter what that is a story loss of a career
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>>144663606
>I KILL EVERYB-ACK
>*gets a cold*
>*hospitalized for weeks*
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>>144663606
yea i dont buy any of this, Shittaker by spleem
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>>144663644
PPV would do gang buster numbers and give everybody a break from the eye sore muzzies
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>>144663606
I hope it helps atleast be able to show up to fights desu.
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>>144663644
Wow Conor McGregor vs Ilia Topuria. Now that's a fight
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>>144663665
>>144663689
trvke
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>>144663606
look at all the shit he does because he knew he wasn't ready to fight whittaker before, meanwhile Bob is playing through Skyrim for the 200th time or some shit with sex with dragons mod installed
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Longest losing streak in UFC history (8)[89]
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>>144663633
Reddit bob hospitalised due to pozzed bussy prolapse thoughbeit
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>>144663770
so is the longest losing streak 8 or 89, or was it 8 in '89?
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When Buffer announces the Reaper I get fucking chills down my spine.
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>>144663606
Whittaker is dead
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Usman took a dive you can tell he was shocked at how fucking shitty ratlip was
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BDStards in one month
>reddit Rob obviously took a dive bro it was in Abu schaubi, so what I said he’d win easily for 6 months
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Why would we be saying that when cumshit is dead bro?
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mark my words
reddit rob will heem
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>>144663606
bro is doing a david goggins hell week just to pull out on thursday night
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>>144663947
The desert people are wll known for drugging opponents to hinder their performance i.e Francis, Volk, brady
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can everyone post heems please? we love heems here.
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>>144664033
All those guys simply fought someone better than them
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Smiff Criminal
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>>144658611
Yep, get ready for him to chin Charles and for Islam to get another meme title defence
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>>144664109
This is a wrestling decision general, also
>Immediately smiles as he approaches the negro
Kek based.
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>>144664109
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PmTxDwBUAjU
listen to this shit bro
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if u want crazy dreams take magnesium and drink chamomile tea with glycine in it
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>>144664157
aw man thats nasty. Abus fights him next, he's the only brazza that for some reason doesn't get favorable matchups. They want him dead.
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>>144664160
nah melatonine and ephedrine is the crazydream combo
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>>144664157
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>>144664160
Being a projector energy type is the key to having deep and crazy dreams, other energy types got no chance I'm afraid
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>>144664160
Dreamed I grew a dick on my tricep last week shit was spooky
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>>144664160
The only way to get true crazy dreams is to live a crazy life. None of that faggy artificial drink a cup of faggy team shit
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The takedown will be there for Zatdaddy Chadmaev.
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dan hooker has the violins gene
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>>144664109
LBC AZN BOYZ REPRESENT
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>>144664277
Drigus would stuff that shit
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>dan walks into tattoo parlor
>yes sir what I can do for you
>just fuck my shit up
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>>144664317
Crazy to think Jim is one win away from a title shot
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Dan's hookers
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post combos
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I’ve been hit by a Smiff Criminal
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>>144664366
Dripass stuffs his shit with 12 inch dildos
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>>144664277
Has khamzat ever done a judo throw? No im not asking if he can't or that if he will lose, im asking if he has ever done a judo throw.
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>>144664422
Conor made this guy look like a landscaper

Levels
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crazy how someone like blood diamond had full training camps for his fights like any other fighter where he would've gameplanned and practiced some shit that might work, yet he still fights in such a way
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heeeeeeeeem
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better to heem in hell than tap in heaven
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>>144664422
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>>144664534
W-we didn't have servants u-until I was 9 *cries*
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Fierce body shot causes him to drop his hands then that sets up the heem of the decade.

Max is a dead man walking
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what the hell
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The counter left hook will be there for Max Holloway
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>>144664574
>heem of the decade
not even close brother
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>>144664599
Dustin saw what happened and still went if for some shots fucking unsportsmanlike coward
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>>144664542
this man's spirit died a long time ago, and it will never return. look at this shit. this webm shows a starving, driven motherfucker. he's a sunburnt druggie at this point, won the lottery.
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>>144664630
Lmao at those body shots and exchange in general Justin's cte is fucking horrible if that pitter patter shot shut his lights off
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having your hands down in max's pocket sounds like a good idea
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Max SwallowsGuys
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>>144664634
Lol based diamond they should’ve let him break canors other leg
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Max actually hits hard he has some of the most KOs in UFC history
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i find that taking a nap gives me dreams.
let me give you guys a quick powernap- *heems ya into boundaries of subconcious mind fields*
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WE'RE TAKEN BACK NORDEN OIRELAND, WE'RE TAKEN 'ER B-ACK!
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Max couldn't heem his way out of a wet paper bag
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Max has the 3rd most KOs in UFC history tied with Rumble Johnson, Anderson Silva, and Dustin Poirier
http://statleaders.ufc.com/
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>topuria
1 fight heem streak
>max
2 fight heem streak
the winner is apparent for those with eyes to see
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omalley is a nightmare matchup for holloshit
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Hollowshit be like HUR DUR I CAN COUNT TO POTATO ON SATURDAY NIGHT
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>>144664762
lol ocuckley wouldn’t survive 2 rounds with Dustin or Justin
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>omalley
bruh
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>O'Cuckley
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Merab's such a good gameplanner that he didn't even need to win more than 3 rounds to win the fight
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>Raquel Pennington vs. Julianna Peña
>Ketlen Vieira vs. Kayla Harrison
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Ora ora! Get pregnant Dana-san!~
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>>144664882
0 judges had this scorecard
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>>144664913
>judges
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>>144664829
tons of damage
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>>144665021
none of those landed
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>>144663689
Conor would actually take this fight because he only wants to fight smaller guys at this end stage of his career. The only significantly larger opponent he ever beat was heartlet cowboy
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>>144665103
And the towering giant Nate Diaz.
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>>144665152
Doesn’t count, he didn’t win that rematch
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JJK is ending this week, what was the Gojo vs. Sukuna of MMA?
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>>144665103
It was a dive
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>>144664889
This dude is Chinese larping as Korean
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>>144665270
james vick vs rafael alves
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Dana didn't want Belal, Merab or Dricus to become champ
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y'all got heemed by diddy
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>>144665711
Good to know our sport isn't corrupt then :D
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brendan allen is getting fed to bog niggal after imavov decapitates him
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>>144665270
It would have been Khabib vs GSP but Khabib disobeyed Fazza's plan and then killed fazza
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b-allen is getting the kevin holland rematch after imavov decisions the shid out of him
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>>144665972
Bo is gonna lose to Paul Craig though.
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>>144666000
All Bo has to do is copy Caio's homework and punch his head off
Bo's striking is shit but he should still be above Paul Craig's level
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>>144666030
>all Bo has to do is become an elite striker
Too early for that I'm afraid.
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>>144666044
You don't have to be an elite striker to knock out Paul Craig
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I feel I would land on every single one of you.
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Bo doesn’t seem to have figured out ground and pound yet, I haven’t seen him do any damage while grappling someone
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>>144666077
I was more so referring to the "just copy Caio" part. Elite striker or retard power. There's a chance Nickal lands an overhand right, but I'm not putting too much stock into that. Nickal only wins by hugging in side control.
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It’s healing
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>>144666097
Nice and flowy ye?
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>>144666170
>cuts healing
>cuteness receding
wtf
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>>144666170
the brain damage wont
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>>144666097
I would just take you into deep waters
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>>144666244
you wouldn't make it out of the first
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*hospitalises himself by breathing*
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>>144666309
apparently doo was screened for autism and doesn't have it
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>>144666309
Maybe if he didn't eat pasta and pizza every night he wouldn't have almost died cutting weight.
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>>144666170
That's a giant scar in the making
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>>144664443
shut up
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>>144666170
This bitch face is going to fall off in her next fight.
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>>144666170
>gets punched in the head once in her next fight
>face explodes again
wanderlei syndrome, gonna be more scar tissue than face
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>>144666396
We don't watch that crap here, but atleast we could if we wanted.
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>>144663746
Yeah kind of telling that he wasn't doing any of that for the first booking. I still think he pulls out thoughever.
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>>144666364
Fug u.
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>>144666411
Change ya soiled stinky steatorrhea stockings playa
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>>144666473
And then these things have the nerve of telling me to learn to speak english.
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>Come by later brazza. We do a lidl bit abu dhabi freak-off
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>>144666411
This dude looks like he kisses african boer men on the lips
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>>144666520
These very good people, brazza. They build fight island for free.
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Is Olivi really pregnant or was that some sick joke?
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>>144666348
ONE fucked him over and made him switch weight classes last minute
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>>144666537
Madame Xneed kisses Rhodesian ridgebacks on the lips
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>>144666396
Christ anon put a NSFL t>>144666402
ag on this. Downvoted
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>>144666574
>ONE fucked him over
Many such cases!
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>>144666170
She should start wearing the half mask.
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Need a new rather unknown womeme fighter that I can simp into title contention. Suggestions?
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>>144666586
Now I know
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>>144666396
Moments later
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>>144666894
damn bosley really stepping up
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The RIZIN posting will commence.
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Leglocks are for fags and don’t work in MMA
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>>144666942
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>>144666942
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Generational.
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Levels.
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>>144667025
>naoki inoue
wait is he unrelated to the inoue pillowfist guy?
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post half naked japanese women
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Okay fine I admit it, I don’t even like combat sports. just like fapping to Asian twinks
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>>144667077
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Vick
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>>144666942
Atleast we could watch that crap.
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>>144667111
Can your 2011 android handle the bitrate?
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>>144666942
>>144667003
>>144667008
>>144667025
>>144667071
>>144667073
>>144667077
>>144667102
All me btw
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>>144667120
False
>posted from my LG G6
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gay 1
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>>144666942
For me, it's Karate Kinoshit
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>>144667132
tawlmbout the schaub suckoff b
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>>144667077
We like japanese men here
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>>144667137
you know its gonna be fuego with a name like karate kino shit
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Champ Shit ONLY!

~CSO~

《Loyal2Foil》

#Sneed
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>>144667116
Yes
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>>144667137
He looks like a bull terrier
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>>144667137
>Karate Kinoshit
Holy shit.
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>>144667176
Post a pic of the quality of your skirting boards and coving g

kek
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The mma game, the boxing game, every damn game; lets be real heem got this whole shit locked up.

https://youtu.be/v-NN63ytVsI?si=xgPtqJH66dbJUj8D
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>>144667214
Only if you post a k-1 stream
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>>144667312
>https://abema.tv/live-event/6a3153c5-1937-4554-a5ca-91453cbfa559
Can you pay for it?
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>>144662265
To have an ugly rifle ?
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>Can you pay for it?
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>>144667356
Looks like a fairly normal to cool-ish rifle for the regular man, no?
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>>144667356
yeah that's what 'Thus Spake Zarathustra' is about b
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>>144667336
I could if it was available to watch internationally.
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>ICIIWATWI
use your.... brain. lmao
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>we don't broadcast that crap here
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Ok but be real Pablo, you couldn't even buy a 200 peso bus ticket to fraud check that Welsh anon when he was on vacation down there talking shit.
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based ^
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>>144667399
>the crap is unwatchable
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>>144667430
He refused to post the tickets.
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The craptard doesn’t even leave his room let alone go on holiday
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I wouldnt watch even if K1 could broadcast that crap here.
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>can't even illegally stream regional promotions anymore
it's over
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>>144666309
I tried to make my own pasta and it sucked
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>>144667440
>>144667447
I heard it bowlf wayz b..
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>>144667495
Pasta sucks it's just people with slave minds that enjoy it.
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The RIZIN posting will continue.
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>>144667374
Its an ugly cheap rifle
AR-15s are cool when they have history/saw combat like the M16, Car-15, M4, HK416 etc.
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Fact Check: Pasta does not suck.
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>>144667536
MMA?
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>>144667509
Nah with good sauce and al dente, its awesome
Not to mention pasta related dishes like Lasagna, Canneloni/Mannicott, Raviolis etc...
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>Didn't post the tickets
>Didn't post a picture in Mexico
>Can't watch that crap
Is over.
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>>144667547
And here I thought I had met another proper man smdh
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>>144667509
Ricecel detected
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Welsh Chad's stay making em seethe
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>>144667587
I only eat meat and eggs with the occasional dairy.
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Bahtkino tomorrow
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>>144667610
Atleast we can watch that crap here.
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>>144667524
It's just a cheap regular rifle, equivalent to like a Mossberg 500, or Colt 45. I only own AKs though because AR shit is soulless and the "cheap" ammo jams like crazy.
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I've been in more gunfights than all of you
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>>144667603
Sounds retarded
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NICKS FIGHTING AT UFC 310
THE TITLE RUN STARTS HERE
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Yo leaf It's kinda funny and all, but chill you don't wanna act like spammy b
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>>144667665
You should try it.
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>>144667683
Mixing of the martial arts?
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>>144667685
No thanks I’ll stick with a human diet
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Pic related, open your skinny yellow eyes next time bud.
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>>144667708
>scared to leave humanity behind
smdh
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>>144667732
>>144667732
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>>144667712
Pic?
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>>144667708
Talmbout British cuisine?
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>>144667735
>early
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>>144667603
Retarded try hard
We are omnivorous
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>>144667741
Oh now beans are suddenly bad?
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>>144667759
You'll die before me one way or another.
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>meat, egg, dairy
>not a "human diet"

Onions induced brain atrophy or what?
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>>144667772
You are american
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>>144667783
You retarded try hard
You supposed to eat from everything, thats what the britoid meant
Carnivores try hards are more onions/cringe than anything
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What is going on here? He acted so tough then was crying after being checked, he looked almost offended hahah

https://youtube.com/shorts/3Jkm2iJA_CY?si=Psfmw-3l_piwnUP7



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