7:10 PM
Here's to another excellent butt-clencher
INTO THE HEAT OF BATTLE: GO FOR IT
>>144670313Gay ass teams
>>144670338*ting ting ting*Thank you fans!
>10:10 PM gamecatering to the japanese i see
whats everyone eatin for dinner
>>144670401Beef fajita, meal prepped last Sunday and a protein shake.
Jack going to get shaken up like the last start, going to be another bloodbath....go doggies
doyershere's to another good gamethread
>>144670550yay cutespea!
my feast or famine long ball doyers :)
doyers going to get shat on again
Hoping 4 6 innings of Good Cease
why are they so happy in that dugout? what do yall have to laugh about?
SAN DIEGO LOVES THE DODGERS! HOLOLIVE NIGHT RETURNS IN 2025!
>>144670597They're facing Dylan Cease
Chadres are in, whatever happens, happens. Stealing division from doggies doo would be immensely nice. Go Chaddies!
>>144670640THATS WHATS INNNNN
Fat Muncy do tha spin move!
Did not expect Muncy to make that
>>144670676lucky freddie is there
DPcam on boys time to hit
big double play. needed it
>gidp
DABU PRAYbout time the doyers get one of those
walktani
Dylan Coward.
lets see if mookie and freddie can get some hits tonight
>4 pitch walkpussy
5 balls in a row
>dookie buttsat least it wasn't a dp
>pop out>mendoza sucking mookies dick like hes the second coming of christwatch him go o'fer this game again
>>144670774unfortunately they'll probably continue to fly out all night long
>poopie shitts
Freddie looks lost at the plate
Please Teoscar, don't get too greedy.
and of course the usual suspects can't get shit done
Was Dodgers organist playing Goofy Movie
freeman a shit
let's go doyers
Mookie and Freddie are now 0-10 this series.
ump already fucking us but Teo came through anyway. Good shit
>>144670864yes
thank you based teo for actually being clutch
no way cease giving ohtani a good pitch after thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDHihWAKicI
T E O S C A REOSCAR
THANK YOU TEObut i just remembered they got 1 run in the first inning yesterday too
That ball got down quick
Move podcast mookie and Freddie freemans veneers down the batting lineup fuck it
>>144670905it's obviously a fixed ball to make things interesting
>>144670905good. sick of well hit balls hanging up just long enough for some faggy outfielder to make a sliding catch
make this mustached faggot work
cam on. big willy blast we need it
i like cease. he's cute. the dodgers should have signed him
>Poodres
>doyer organist playing attack on titanaotbros...
faggot tatis...
>another 1 run first inning
Wew
tatis is a homosexual
dangit
get fucked Will Shit
How many y'all chew gum?
please jesus, let the dodgers win
Could have been worse, but we got out of it.
More worried about Cease's command than the 1 run. Shildt will let him empty the tank but a 1-2-3 bottom of the prder would be very nice
unironically mookie and freddie need to be injected with some kind of stimulant
>>144671071Jesus abandoned doyertrannies a long time ago
>>144671075die faggot
I'm having flashback doggie doos and I don't like it.
>Fagturdy
>>144671085if the dodgers win, He's for trannies. if the padres win, He's against trannies. can we agree on this?
oh boy
Werrill. Love me Werrill.
this seems a little familiar
.........i dont feel good
M3RRILL
this looks awfully familiar...
Flattery
>bogaerts is clutch all of the suddenits ogre
Fuck yes X and Crone heating up
why do the dads own the doyers so badly?
WE'RE FINISHED. JUST GIVE THE POODRES THE DIVISION ALREADY
KEK
Way to go Flaherty. God all of our pitching is so fucking shit. Having two scoreless innings from a SP would be a miracle at this point
owari da...
fuck this shit. Fuck this choking team.
Bogey heating up and understands his mission. Fuck yes, Padres locked in!
>>144671235Chitose a cute
>>144671226>muh pitchingmookie and freddie look like garbage. even if we had pitching, NO RUN SUPPORT>eternal doyers RISPi hate this soulless fucking team
theres no way monkey lets him use the n-word, right? at least not with a hard R.
i've seen this game before....
GRIM
Good out Jake
why are they airing a replay of yesterday's game bros?
>>144671268>it's real
>Mfw the Poodres clinch the NL West on the last day of the season after the Dodgers have been on top since opening day
Flaherty really loves balls
im so sick of this shit
>>144671268somebody memed this into the page. i clicked the source and nowhere does he quote that he's biracial
>>144671268>generic white guy create a character look >identifies as black?????
>>144671312Um yes please!
>>144670442Called it, if he gets hit on early he just collapses
could've been way worse
STEEERIKE
its really not that terrible starting pitching. its the risp thats killing us
>>144671368Eh, it was only 2 runs at least...
>>144671337you now remember talcum x
Great inning there Dads plz lock in Cease
My Phillies can easily booty blast these shitter teams.
>>144671378Posted a stat earlier in the broadcast that Padres are hitting over .300 with RISP and Dodgers are hitting under .200 thru the season series
>>144671378
they not like us they not like us
>gavin sux
lux....looking like he regressed
>>144671378it's both. Shouldn't have to score 9 runs every game to win games
Miguel I will do everything in my power to forget what happened yesterday, it was just bad luck.Please wake up and stop bitching at the umps, stay focused.
Another wasted garbage inning
Nice quick inning boys
>strike out>fly out>fly outmaybe we should stop trying to hit homers every AB
yeah flaherty got no rest. he's fucked.
>le swing at every first pitchfuck off
>>144671384the only man /pol/ unanimously agrees is white
Feels like between yesterday and today Ohtani and Teo are the only ones to show up for offense. And Kike of course
nice plate approach dipshitsyou know what fire rvs too
>>144671477BUT MUH LONG BALL!!!!!!!!11111111 THE STATS SAY!!!!! WE NEED TO SWING FOR THE FENCES EVERY TIME
Very nice. Rise up Flathery pitch count now.
>>144671479flaherty is not getting any run support this game either. simple as
Posting to cope with my meltdown.
>Implying these two shitter teams will make it to the World Series
>the one run by Doyers came from Ohtani getting on base and Teo playing small ball
>dodgers choking away their division in real timebunch of fucking bum ass overpaid superstars
>number 0>gives up 2 runs????
at least miggy ro is still good defensively
>glasnow smilingcrippled piece of shit. i hate andrew friedman>usher song playeduhhhh diddy bros?
nice play by roadhouse
Nice play by Rojas
>>144671537Charlie Blackmon gonna retire, he might take you guys down one last time at coors field heh
October ready
padres have the mcdonalds celebration going on
Nandoooo baby
Miggy Ro is gonna get injured by trying too hard to redeem himself for lack of offense
doyers little meme walls give up more ground rule doubles than anywhere. no I don't have data to back that up, and no I don't care if I'm wrong.
>>144671608holy fucki will never drive into dodger stadiumimagine giving $30 to Frank McCourt for that much of a headache
Dodgers season is over
>>144671332can you read?
>>144671639I will never go to a night game. Shuttle in, walk out
piss yellow and shit brown uniforms. why
>>144671657weekend night games are fine. weekday? forget it.
>>144671658because thats what they be doin to the dogers nigga
>>144671652trump's america. we cant...no...we WONT take 4 more years of this.
With the Doyers' luck, they'll barely win this game but at the cost of Flaherty breaking
>>144671651Mookie is excited to drop the bat and pick up the bowling ball
>>144671657night games suck in general in every park. Everyone is a drunk retard at night games and they all annoy the piss out of me. I'd rather go to 1pm games with the parents and their kids
Great approaches all night, keep pushin boys
If Merrill clutches up, give this kid his ROY and world series ring.
>>144671696flatty's arm is gonna explode tonight
>dodgers starting pitching has a 6.20ERA in septemberfucking hell
kill all padres fans and detonate the padres jet next time they're in it
the dodgers are so gay even san fernando valley gay porno companies reject them
Hopefully into the BP by 4th/5th, big inning for Cease here
>>144671717Damn, dead balls. It's okay we'll be tapping into doyers BP soon.
BOOOOOO ALMOST HIT OHTANI
BUMtani
strikeoutani
THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT BRO FUCK THIS TEAM
Freezetani
>right down the middle
Bro that was as middle as it gets... was he expecting it to go way outside?
you gotta swing at that ohtani
Lol that's your japanese babe Ruth?
dodgers losing strategy tonight:swing at everything out of the zonelook at everything in the zoneswing for the fences every single ABnever reach baseallow 10 runs
>dookie SHITTS WHAT DO THEY EVEN DO?
lol just saw the knights score on the kings on one of those bullpen bar tvs
>>144671854and THERE it is
>>144671848when it matters? nothing
>monke butts
Mookie has been dire lately, both hitting and fielding. At least Freddie is fine at first.
oh look at that freddie finally showed up
>FREDDIE GOT A HIT>gay 1st base danceok everyone calm down
>>144671848Does zesty dances and bowling.
we could have had cease. instead we have glasnow. "glass" is in his name ffs. m night shyamalan if he were our GM would have never signed him
might quickly look foolish, but teo looks disciplined today and not chasing everything
>>144671854Coward
>>144671922I was thinking this too. He usually hacks at everything and anything
>mookie's had his biggest hit at dodger stadium as a member of the redsox
Way to go Huckleberry
>>144671922Uhhh lol
>>144671931he won his trophy. mookie dont care
The Dodgers look so desperate it's pathetic
I'm actually amazed that this is still a 1 run game
>travis kelce commercialraiders fans fuming
>>144671938He strike out to a good pitch and strike, which is acceptable It's when he chases balls way outside the zone that drive me nuts.
>>144671942They don't even look desperate, more checked out
>>144671950Power of friendship for the Padres in a couple of innings once their hangover is over.
Mookie and Freeman are 1-12 this series
>>144671954Cease sliders are nasty for sure. Hoping he gives us 6-7 innings
>>144671963Mookie, freddie, ohtani are 2-18
>>144671977Truly a postseason preview
>Ohtani and Doyers unironically thought they were on a tear by feasting on two of the weakest teams in MLB
>>144671977imagine my shock!
this is the first time I've watched flaherty since the deadline. wtf did you guys do to him?
jessica mendoza is a terrible announcer
12 consecutive post season births. this is my last favorite team
>>144671995Fun fact: 5ch's nickname for Mookie is "onions egg 煮卵" because his bald head looks like one
>>144672005he wanted to be a career cardinal
>>144672005We obliterated all our other starting pitcher arms off and he's the last man standing.
>>144672005prease understand.... our Driveline tactics.......
Plate some fucken runs you bum ass dodgers!
>>144672011>births
>>144672019>now i become death, destroyer of elbows
LET MOOKIE BOWL!
>>144672019You think he'll be gone after this season? All the starters and half of the bullpen got injured at some point. It's not natural.
>>144672005Flaherty and Glasnow would have thrived under Padres pitching. Love you Ruben Niebla.
holy shit! buehler is pitching tomorrow
>>144672033WE NEED MORE BLACKS IN BOWLING!
So what's the story behind the Padresfag avatarfagging with 2hu?
>>144672039need to win tonight or it's a guaranteed sweep
>>144672066this team deserves to get swept + kicked out in the wild card. padres deserve the division
>>144672025thank God you can still get an abortion in CA
>>144672051Some anon wanted to fap so I reccomended him a patchy doujishin, calling me 2hudadspie every since I would talk with dadspie, so I went with that.
>Ohtani gets on base and is brought home early>Padres settle in and batter the Doyers pitcherBasically a repeat of yesterday lmao
Dodgers fans booing Manny Machado is still so funny to me. He did more in a Dodgers uniform in 3 months than “Mookie Betts” has in 5 years.
mike shildt looks like a king of the hill character
>>144671995
>>144672091wat
>>144672095he looks like a garbage pail kid to me
>>144672091doesnt matter when you're a racist...
eggman double :)
>Doyers can only hit with 2 outs>RISP back on the menu boys
come on gavin. i know you can do it
lux sux again. he ain't gonna do shit.
D O Y E R S OYERS
wtf lux came up clutch for once
holy magnets
Dino "coward ass bitch" Ebel actually let him go? Is he finally learning after 80 years of life?
>>144672132seethe
FINALLY. Jesus christ>>144672132lmao
THANK YOU LUXY!!!!!>>144672132apologize
>>144672132okay i see, talking shit to these bums gets them going.dodgers ain't doing shit after that run.
>>144672143lol i noticed that too. didnt see the sign though
Does Mendoza get paid by number of words? She needs to give her motormouth a rest
>>144672143that was actually a bad call and we got bailed out with some luck. not complaining about the outcome, however.
>>144672162MY VER-JOY-NUH
>>144672164>EHMMM ACTUALLY THE ANALYTICS SAY THAT WAS A BAD CALL WE SHOULD NOT HAVE THAT DAWG IN EM
BEACH BALL ON THE FIELD
good AB rojas!
If my digits repeat Ohtani will hit a dinger here
>>144672164Unless it's shallow-mid left or shallow center, you should ALWAYS send them (unless they're a slow fat fuck). The odds of an insufficient throw are better than the 20-30% chance of the next batter doing something
ohtani ain't gonna do shit. inning over.
OHTANI !!!!
>not a homerkwab
DOUBLETANI
>>144672187lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY
>>144672187kek
That was beautiful. Almost a low altitude homer too
Oooh a Dogfight game tonight!
Shohei Cockteasetranny
>>144670901fucker is scared shitless of ohtani. that noise rings in his ears in his nightmares
they;re showing signs of life........nows the real test for mookie and fredward>miggy ro injuredO fucking GREAT!
>>144672187i'm 2 for 2!
>>144671612Fucking called it
fuck everyone talking shit about miggy ysterday. we can't afford to have him injured in the playoffs.
Is this what October Ohtani will look like?
>dookie butts
>dookie shartts
>mookie first pitch immediate outLOL BUM>dookie shitts
Crazy inning with Merrill's throw hitting the mound and the double off the wall. Coulda gone wildly either way
Is it time to step in and do something about this monkey?
alright doggies winning, time to sleep....these late games are fucking me + early start tomorrowlets go doggies, ggs paddies
>yet another popup from Dookiegod what a faggot
betts is a HOF. ohtani is going for babe ruth. it's good for us fans to witness the difference
>poopie pantts
This bald fuck...
Of course mookie is the rally killer
Mookie needs to stop uppercutting the ball like that. Like nigga, just make contact and put the ball in play. No need to try to put it into the bleachers
I guess the way to beat Dodgers is walk ohtani and just leave them in RISP. Got it.
Gotta get Flaherty outta the game now boyz
What does he do???
I think Rojas could have made it home on that Ohtani double tbqh
>>144672245podcasts
>>144672230>betts is a HOFhuman-orangutan fusion?
>>144672245he makes movies. that's why he moved to LA just like lebron
>>144672245bowling, podcasting, veganism
>>144672249nah, old fucker is slow as molasses
>>144672203Sogay Trannycock, Jr.
>>144672249would've preferred an out at the plate than auto mookie pop out lmao
sick of betts. trade him to the white sox and get that pitcher
need to see this cocky little nigga strike out
>>144672270>banishing mookie to the white soxwould be hilarious
>BEAN EMM
mother fucker. fucker. im pissed. sick of this shit
strike.
>>144672245Looks forward to bowling and golfing in the offseason while collecting his $365 million (guaranteed) pay
tatis loves hitting HRs at dodger stadium
NANDO LOVES DODGERS STADIUM
One step forward, two steps back with this team
Fuck sake.
>Flatulence
nice job holding the lead dipshit
shoulda beaned em pussy nigger how you gonna let arraez toss his bat like that
Love me Tatis Jr, the Dodger owner and killer. Loves playing in Dodger stadium!
>black flagrantly
el nino caca owns this ballpark
Why do we still allow that juicing retard to play? Captcha: HAYTM
>>144672306didn't he hit that when he was on PEDs tho?
>12 year>$365Mno refunds
SAN DIEGO LOVES THE DODGERS
>>144672312>>144672313>de-worm your hair>get called a cheater by wypipo
>>144672313He just went 448 you tell me
>>144672322>worms in hair>?????I thought the story was ringworm medication
bring back bauer. bring back urias. who cares if they're sex perverts? i want to win
bring back puig
>>144672329those punches were consensual and the league knows it
>Freddie GARBO
>>144672329>premarital sex gets you banned for life>curbstomping your girlfriend/wife on 10 different occasions and still would have a future if not for Boras demanding 40 mil a year for him
>>144672329i wish they'd bring bauer back, but urias wasted his second chance so no way he comes back
Would it kill Roberts to move Mookie down and bring Teo up?
Freddie looks like he hates his job
>>144672313Yes. And his legs had stress fractures earlier this season which I assume is what happens when you start juicing at puberty and suddenly stop. The moment the heat comes off of him and the league stops testing him regularly, he’ll be right back on them
bring back justin turner>>144672352yes. it would be considered racist
>>144672354His finger is probably still fucked
Roki Sasaki going to look sexy in Padres uniform. I wonder who will we chase in FA. I'm excited for the hot stove ngl.
>>144672364>fingerhis plate discipline looks like garbage
>>144672365>Roki SasakiHe is either a second Fujinami or the Japanese Glasnow
>Fat munchy
That'll do Dylan
>>144672352It would kill Mookie I think
>Evan Phillipsgg dads, go easy on us tomorrow
>>144672380I'm sure our Padres pitching will tweak him, we haven't had any TJ (minus Lamet Dinelson) for awhile, obviously our pitching lab has been a blessing for us. PLNU is partnered with Padres pitching, finding ways to reduce injuries and increase effectiveness.
Mookie and Freeman are now 1-14 in the series.
>Vesia
>>144672328It was. Anti-fungals are almost always steroidal compounds (not anabolic thoughever). His entire cover story was going to be based on the fact that the juice cheaters inject into their ass cheeks share molecular similarities to the compounds found in the stuff kids with asthma inhale and the topical creams boomers rub on their skin after the rash they caught on a cruise won’t go away
>>144672416he's good this year again
>>144672424until october comes around
>the bye is so important>last year doyers blamed the bye on their poor postseason performance??? joe davis??? explain that
>>144672416He's okay. One of the more reliable arms which isn't saying much given the current state of the pen but still
>>144672416Why are you blushing, homo?
>>144672416He's good chill
>pothead is therebeg pardon?
>>144672439bullpen is absolutely taxed
James Shields
>out with groin tightness>againReally
>>144672459okay what's their excuse after a week long break the last 2 seasons?
>>144672450DUDE
>>144672450>>144672472
>walking shitgaert
maybe we should give mookie a standing ovation when he comes up to bat next to give him some confidence like the phillies did for trea turnerEGGMAN NICEEEE
>watch Dodgers game on TV in Japan>doesn't cut to ads between innings and the announcers keep discussing the game as the camera shows players in the dugout, etc.>watch Dodgers game on TV back home>ADS>ADS>MORE FUCKING ADSWhy
>>144672481LET TIMMY SMOKE!LET TIMMY SMOKE!LET TIMMY SMOKE!
>>144672439davis is retarded, just like a bye in baseball is retarded. you expand the playoffs by increasing the games in a series not adding more teams you fucking idiot manfred
>>144672468the teams with byes (not just dodgers) for the last several seasons have mostly struggled. there's a valid argument that having these kinds of breaks can be detrimental when baseball is a game where routine and played nearly every day during the regular season. that's why teams with byes are doing simulated games even with the bye to not lose their rhytym.
GOT EMMM
BAHAHAHAHAHA
>tom e. eggman
HOLY CRAP WHAT A DIVE TAG
Not everyone can be Ohtani :-)
>>144672502i look like this and say this
eggman is a ballplayer
Damn Suprised they didn't challenge it! Time for Estrada!
>>144672416>Vesia You rike??
>>144672506What makes him a good runner? The guy is massive
(((Eggman)))
>>144672520Stride. I am his height if I walk fast and go full stride I move fucking fast.
c'mon faggot doyers, you only need to win 1 game and you're golden. poodres ain't sweeping the dbags.
>>144672520he got half his bone marrow replaced with helium
>>144672520Pure skill bro, the way he shifts his legs around basemen are insane.
>>144672512Tommy Baseball
>>144672534padres are the hottest team in baseball
>>144672546That's not the Tigers.
Now that we are at bull pen for each team, Dads have the edge right?
>>144672520Japanese TV was talking about this, apparently he and the first base coach did research on each pitcher's tells and little movements
>>144672516Who is this 2hu chad? She cute.
>Smith actually reached baseHOYL SHIT!!!
>>144672546HAHAHAHAHAH
why the fuck is dodger stadium so fucking loud. in between every at bat, every pitch fucking loud ass stadium noise
>>144672520mushu pork
legit feels like playoff baseball. feels exciting, bros.
>>144672583Need to make up for the lack of crowd noise since games are so poorly attended.
>>144672583and i'm not talking about the crowd. its the fucking STADIUM DJ. Baseball stadium for tiktok retards
UMPCHAD WTF THAT WAS A STRIKE.
E G G M A NGGMAN
I bet my rent money that the game ends on a triple play again
good thing miggy "gitp" rojas is out of the game
>>144672562Fuwawa She is the cowtit counterpart in Fuwamocco
>poodres bullpen
>>144672610No bully MiggyRo. He was the glue holding the team together even if he was awful in this series
>>144672594Usually when the game is getting exciting and the crowd gets into the game he fucks off. But yeah this is a close game he should not be blasting so hard.
>>144672615They a big hang over rn after clinching.
>>144672611Hot.
lux sux
>sux
Baseball is back!
Should be 2 outs if umpie could do his job right.
Holy fuck Merrill
great play
>>144672594If you’re stadium plays music besides and organ than your stadium has a dj. You just mad they gave a nigga turntables and sheeeiiit.
Alright Dads, would you pitch to Ohtani here?
Based Merrill
Werrill. Love him. Just love him. He's sober now!
>>144672660Yah bring in Scott
Why do they pronounce his name like that? Should be Andrew PAY-JES, like a book
i miss cody bellinger
Bottom 6Just like my upturned bare bottom is about to get 6 from my bf long and hard as our balls slap against each others
>>144672660>intentionally walk ohtani>mookie makes you pay for it
>>144672660dodgers fan here, and i'd take my chances with mookie given how much of a slump he's in. shohei's bat is too hot.
What happened to that Japanese reliever for Padres? Matsui something.
>>144672660With bases loaded, nah, if he's alone, we can probably try to strike him out,tben again he has an Unga bunga me smash swing. Very scary.
>>144672668beanspeak
>>144672583>>144672593>>144672594>*drowns out your retard babble in an organ rendition of “Not Like Us”*
Which anime are they showing Ohtani on the iPad before he bats?
>>144672672go braves btw
>>144672672Go cubs
intentionally walk Ohtani, Dookie hits another weak popup on the first pitch
>>144672673>Mookie Betts>Actually making a good team pay in an important part of the gamePick one. Mookie is more irrelevant than people said Profar was.
>>144672678Hiding I guess lol last time he pitched he gave up a HR to giants 9th hitter, then he was never seen again ooooohhhh I think he's like an liability rn.
>>144672673>mookie makes you pay for itis he bowling?
>>144672684
FUCK OFF UMP
>>144672684angel of darkness
This dudes name is Adrian MORON lmao
>>144672678He's still with the team just has not pitched much. He's their third best lefty IMO
This ump is on some wild shit right now.
>>144672684Gaara vs rock Lee [AMV]
>>144672684Did they make a Rookies anime ever? Teach him the power of teamwork instead of useless garbage time solo dingers
ohtani :)
new barance
SINGLETANI FOR THE LEAD
ohtani carrying BIG TIME
ohtani carrying this shit team
Ohtani carrying this team on his back holy shit
How many times does this same fucking narrative happen over and over
bros ohtani is pumped
>>144672717whoyungotnow
>LETSU GOOOOOOO (in a japanese accent)
ANIME WINSOHTANIIIIIIII
Dookie pop out rally killer incoming
AND NEEEWWWWWWWWW
time for Mookie to kill all the momentum again
:D
time for dookie butts to shit his pants
>thinks he's not mvp because he's not playing defense this yearalso, shohei chases some of those balls earlier this year during his slump. man is locked in right now.
Dads will still come back. It's Merrill's time to hit a game winner (again).
Ohtani is so fucking clutch. We would've won yesterday if Rojas didn't hit into a triple play.
>>144672724>>144672726both of you just keep parroting what this bitch announcer says like we all arent listening to the same shit
this ump is fucking cooked
Inb4 another Mookie pop fly that doesn’t leave the infield
STEALTANI 56
STEALTANI
stealtani 56 :)
>dookie shitts
this fucking ump, holy shit
My El Paso Chihuahuas would bootyblast the Padres!!
>catches next to hitter's crotchstrike
>DOOKIE POP UPWHAT DOES HE DO?WHAT DOES HE DO?WHAT DOES HE DO?
>pop up
SPEEDTANI
I'D RATHER BE BOWLING
betts you fucking bum
Classic Mookie 'pop up' Betts.
>poopie butts
>poopie
Mookie BettsMookie BettsSwinging his big dick all aroundAs he walks up and down Hollywood BlvdMookie BettsMookie Betts
Brutal 2 walks I'll take 1 run there c'mon boyz
>>144672752>wewho does blud think he is?
>>144672748the baseball rulebook doesn't acknowledge the existence of the DH. how can you win mvp not even playing the sport
How many times is this now? Mookie killing the rally?
Seesh, that was too close lol could have definitely been worse.
>>144670313Mookie is a prime October baseball form
>>144672756i didn't need to hear that fag. i actually watch the games and see he's red hot, you stupid frogfag.
>>144672792Dave Roberts is posting ITT right now.
Mookie is so fucking bad
>>144672783>>144672784>>144672786Poopiemind
>>144672752>we
Let him bowl.
it shouldnt count as a stolen base if the catcher doesnt make an attempt to throw him out.
love seeing shohei show emotion out there
Mookie is working on his offseason golf swing. Doyers will be swept in the first round ;)
>Mookie Betts tonight: P4, P5, P3 (foul), P6
>>144672798Mis-timed the dipDodgers bouncing in the NLDS again
red sox won the mookie trade
>>144672799Mounds your butthole and begins pumping vigorously
Ohtani has given Doyers the lead three times tonight
>vesia still outthis always works out
>>144672809this looks awfully familiar
kind of miss kershit blowing games instead of this nameless jobber
New to baseball, why do they call it a bullpen?
Kino game. What are we eating bros?
>>144672834Hopefully he'll be back to blow games in the playoffs (again).
ohtani wishes he were a padre!
>Evan Phillips (P) replaces Alex Vesia (P)
>>144672839That's where the players go to get buttraped after they strikeout
We have the power of anime tonight right dodgerbros?
Padres/Dodgers have both clinched top WC as a minimum right?
>>144672860kinda racist ngl
>trots Vesia out for a second inning>replaces him after he walks oneWhy does Dave Roberts keep doing this
>>144672847Padres would have paid him, but not as much. Honestly though as good as he is he is kind of soulless so he fits better on the soulless corporate Dodgers than he would on the fun-loving, loose, friendly Dads.
>>144672840>pricing at mcdonalds have gone up a considerable amount over the past 15 years>tfw priced out of mcdonalds without the deals in the mcd app
>>144672872because he's a fucking retard
>>144672860One thing is for sure... Mars is the best Sailor Guardian
:)
>>144672866padres need at one more win and for the mets to lose one to absolutely clinch iirc
>peraltafeel like hes going to get us here
>>144672860No team playing against 2hu has the power of Anime because 2hu counters all of it.
>>144672808SIT DOWN RETARD!
It's Joever...
>>144672887why doesnt he work for those cubbie bears?
phillips will blow it
>>144672684Slam Dunk is his favorite manga so probably that
lmao fuck this ump
umpchads rise up
ump is just guessing at this point
Way to bail us out
>>144672893I'm too powerful.
umpchads we livin
STEERIKE!
>>144672910>>144672914Was a makeup call for the called ball that was a strike at the bottom of the zone on the 2nd pitch.
cronenworth stopped giving a fuck the microsecond he signed his new deal
caught the corner
>Tyler WadeWoah
>getting shut down by phillips>how embarassing
>>144672927He just torched the doggies last night
>>144672937The umps name is Phillips?
>>144672937WHO are you quoting
IT'S TIME TO RALLY
>secure your dodgers postseason tickets!No fucking thanks
>WHO are you quoting
I demand to be respected more than a Triple-A affiliate Padres!
If Doyers win this Ohgamble saved their postseason
>>144672957YEAH THE PADRES NEED THIS
>freddie hitomigosh did he finally wake up
>>144672957>>144672959poodres win confirmed
>>WHO are you quoting
Freddie :)
>>144672884Weird way to spell Mercury
Freddiebros! there's hope!
Improving their season record to 5-8 is like winning the world series for doyers plastics
>>144672957I was at the anime girls game.
>>144672975>i showed you my tits answer me
>>144672976>>144672977Freddie Mercury comeback confirmed
>>144672952stupid newfag, get off my board
>Freeman making contact with the ball and making it to a base safelyA daring new synthesis
>moron ho
Damn can't remember the last time Hoeing pitched.. SF?
>risp
>>144672989Faggot
inb4 another fucking triple play
TRIPLE PLAY HOLY SHIT
this team blows ass holy fuck
>>144672989this shit is going to haunt for for years to come huh
>MORON AND HOEINGwtf padres
>>144672989Straight
>slowfarts
>>144672993been here since the beginning tranny
>>144672989>Not the soundpost Faggot
This ump is pretty bad even if he is a neighbor.
need max to get out of his slump
>>144673031pls be in london
>>144673031>been here since the beginningof the thread?
Is there a limit to how many times you can change your pitcher in a game? Can they go back to their starting pitcher?
one of the kwabbest faggots in baseball history
>>144673049no limit>Can they go back to their starting pitcher?no
inb4 gidp
>>144673034I took the pic.No need to record. I'm familiar with the song
>>144672977>>144672884Jupiter is best girl you fags.
>>144673049>Is there a limit to how many times you can change your pitcher in a game?no>>144673049>Can they go back to their starting pitcher?no, once someone is removed from the game they cant return. goes for all positions
will smith is due for a homerun
God the stadium DJ is annoying as fuck.
>>144673057poodres version
>>144673066I was in line
Balls
>>144673067Ur gay
>>144673057If that's the rule, would it not behoove teams to have some rookie shitter pitch like four balls and then swap to a good pitcher?
uhh seidlerbros? i thought he was pulling the strings from heaven
>>144673059>>144673059>>144673059>>144673059he's always right
>>144673034You are both faggots
Of fucking course
>>144673080Do you have autism or something? Literally only something a total sperg would get totally worked up over. Lmao
Fuck yah bb let's go get some runs
>>144673095i wish i wasn't...
>>144673091He is don't worry. Merrill gonna get another late-inning go-ahead homer in this game. Wait and see.
>>144673075BOOBA!
>>144673059shit you were right
>>144673069ty educational baseball fren
>>144673084That huge line that surrounded the whole stadium? I admire your dedication, but damn
You just got Hoed
>>144673088If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?
>>144673099it's really annoying. ballpark shouldn't sound like an nba arena kek
>>144673099what? i can’t hear you
>>144673096kys fag>>144673110Love me shork
>>144673091>peter's not in heaven
Dads are gonna tie this again, and Ohtani won't be able to save his team for a third time at his last AB
>>144673121LISA NEEDS BRACES
don't blow it, treinen. the lord is on your side.
>>144673120>>144673121CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAP CLAPLET’S GO!
>>144673133treinen has god and trump on his side
>>144673109This oedipus fellow sounds like a real upstanding chap. I wonder what whacky adventures he gets into?
I’m like 8 drinks in. This is all too much
is our boy Kopech going to close the 9th?
>>144673123>Grown man obsessed with a virtual shark girl for special ed children Grim I hope this begins a 108 year championship drought for your faggot team
>>144673140a winning combination.
>video game slider? huh?
SEETHING
treinen doing work here
this gosh darn umpire
blake treinen is redeeming doyers for their tranny sins
>>144673088They changed the rules a few years back. The pitcher you bring in has to face 3 batters or get through the inning before you can replace him. It eliminated the lefty/righty specialists (shitters).
>m'chuddo
Doyers should bring in that hard throwing rookie they debuted last night to face Tatis Jr. and have him throw a 101 MPH fastball at his head. Cheaters get no quarter in my bay baw.
>>144673034this is my recordinghttps://streamable.com/5n0kh0
God bless Treinen!degenrate machimpo BTFO!
MAGAtreinen with a KINO pitch
Machado is so shit
Damn that looks like prime treinen againNASTY
Treinen is making the bullpen great again
>>144673148
>>144673147100%
Aww so much for stealing the division from doyers. All good, was a pretty entertaining game ngl. Just grateful Padres are in the offs.
>>144673172how many times have you masturbated to this and be honest
Last gasp Padres let's go
>>144673172Imagine rushing to take credit for this unparalleled faggotry
>>144673191You'll win tomorrow anyway
Treinen watches Gura.
Just need one of these guys to get a base hit and have one more Ohtani at bat. He's looking good tonight
>>144673180Treinen remembers when this roster had soul
>>144673192zero (0)
>hey bro you should watch the San Diego @ Milwaukee 3 game series
>NO JEWS
>>144673120I miss Nancy Bea too
just take ONE GAME from the poodres and I'll be happy.
>>144673208And my fat colored ass doesnt?? Racist pig
>>144673191if we lose we get to rest starters for the final 4 reg season games. if we win we get a 1st round byesame result
>>144673218SOVL beaner classics
LUXY!!!!!! MY BOY IS BACK!
lux fux
Mookie tonight>pop fly to third>pop fly to second>pop fly to first>pop fly to SS
fuck the lux slanderers
>>144673233Thank you!>LUX FUX
>>144673242Nice a cycle
>>144673176is treinen actually a magahead
>>144673243i never doubted him. we need to put sum respect on our dodgers prospects
>>144673191Merrill is still due up have faith 2hu. He can cement his RoY credentials with a tie/win here.
>poopoo cockshittone of the worst contracts in sports history
>>144673217Doyerhermanos can't read playoff seeding lol
>>144673221https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KG-3aqvOww0Nancy Bea organ is peak comfy
>>144673248yeah lol
>>144673246>woke up on the wrong side of the bed>comes to work anyways
>>144673248He's a very fervent Christian and was supposedly at Capitol Hill on Jan 6
>>144673244Is this your prostitute?
>>144673248yes. bless his soul.
>>144673254red sox won the trade
>>144673244giwtwmpov
>Wandy PeraltaThat ball gonna be obliterated into smithereens lol
PERALTA?! The fuck Shildt
>>144673247fucking KEK
>>144673265>prophet of godamazing
>>144673267
>Peraltathis is like enders game when he stops giving a fuck and starts shitposting in the battle room
>gidp again
kiké is a living meme and I love it
fuck here we go
>>144673279Q predicted this
>keekay is now their fourth hitter at the 9 hole
>>144673272>>144673275>ballthink this is code for something
>>144673217Sabermetricians and data scientists giving small market teams that were once perpetual shitters a legitimate fighting chance was a mistake
let's go, Kopech!
fucking hilarious
Aw man Kike, but at least the lead is intact. Let's go Kopech
>>144673276Actually huge big brain IQ from Shildt hhahahhaha
>>144673298How drunk are you tonight Aussie
if we lose i'm blaming mookie betts rally killing multiple innings
>doyer stadium deprived of another ohtani at batzased
>>144673303I really don't wanna see his ass in the playoffs
>home fans boos away pitcher’s pickoff attempthow long has this been a thing?
Couldn't Kike have bunted there?
>>144673311Rather see Sean Reynolds than Peralta desu.
>>144673304i've only had two drinks recently but was gonna down another soon
>>144673314>dodgers>playing small ballnot in this lifetime
I want to Hamilton that Neptune
that was too close
>>144673313>uhh why are these LA fans being classless chimps, that's unusual for them
i am eating baked beans
>>144673319Reynolds will be up, they just can't send Peralta or Matsui down rn without exposing them to waivers
Kopech looks like Krimbel
>>144673329dis nigga eatin beans
>>144673265he's on the wrong team then. the Jews running the doyers have been pushing gay shit and black lives matter shit for a couple years now.
ALMOST THERE
>>144673327Every team boos pick off moves by the opposing team.
>>144673340What team hasn'tAlso RARE
>>144673327>booing the other team is classlessholy fuck you're a faggot
>>144673344Kek. Rubber match is ours nigga
Doyers scared of Cronenworth.
Kopech don't do this to me man
damn, i don’t usually look at these threads but you guys are definitely faggots, is it a west coast thing?
get it in the zone nigga holy shit
>>144673327it’s not just them. i don’t like it they’re just playing the game
How is this guy so sweaty and tired? He's pitched like 8 balls
>>144673313Been a thing as long as I can remember
>>144673340Why do foreigners self-insert into American politics and culture war stuff? Lmao. Get a life.
>>144673365Welcome to /sp/
it begins
>>144673365fuck off
gay
GG Doyers rubber match 2morrow
want to commend you all for not making a new thread when this one works just fine for the whole game because /sp/ is dead
Shiiiit man they only need one win to hold the line
WOOgg padres cya tomorrow
>>144673370hard to relax around dark skins like mookie
GG PODRES. That was a nail-biter
>>144673329
GG Dodgers see you tomorrow and perhaps a NLDS rematch!
Fuck Shit Diego
>>144673373you could always cry about it
Only put me out $100Got World Series Champs across navk
That was a great gameOhtani and the bullpen won it. Mookie needs to be bumped down the lineup
gg poopdresmy doyers won just barely!
gg doyers see ya tomorrow and then again in a couple weeks.
>>144673339honestly, one of the best memes of all timepic related
>>144673370Pitchers spray themselves with aerosol sunscreen so they can swab it with their throwing hand/fingers and mix it with rosin for extra sticky grip. It’s why they all look shimmery no matter the time of day. It’s actually kind of chilly here in LA right now
GG padres
>>144673365No.
fuck la
>>144673428>>144673429BASED I'm a Democrat now wow.
gg Padres
>>144673365nah, you just think you're superior because you wear big, stupid sweaters and drink from mugs with both hands
WEEEEEEEE
>>144673429So based.>OC native
WOOOOOOO LETS FUCKING GO DODGERS!!! HUGE NECESSARY WIN. LETS CAP IT OFF TMRW NIGHT It's great to see how ready for the post-season Shohei is
>>144673373It’s always thirdies and irrelevant countries in Eastern Europe who are the more virulent “anti-woke warriors” and racists. They’ve never even seen a black person or two dudes holding hands IRL.
WOOOOOOO
>>144673459I WILL LITERALLY PIN U AND RAPE U FAGGOT
>>144670347This
