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K-1
Effective striking is judged by determining the impact/effect of legal strikes landed by acontestant solely based on the results of such legal strikes. Effective grappling is assessed bythe successful executions and impactful/effective result(s)coming from: takedown(s),submission attempt(s), achieving an advantageous position(s) and reversal(s).start posting this with every thread please
Complaining about "criteria" is distasteful, because people who can talk intelligently about judging are generally above-average conversations—the bottom half of the population discusses TV, movie, gaming slop instead
2016 mma peaked
>>144673353yep judges have to score fights live and will have their own interpretations within the structure of the criteria but this is genuinely a pretty limited factor. if you score fights according to the criteria it is 99% foolproof. problem is, no one knows the criteria to begin with so you can't even have the discussion of what criteria the judges are using or why it matters
What techniques are do lay and prayers execute on the ground?
>>144673379>solely based on the resultsYou're missing the key basis here, for that reason youre never going to fully understand it.
>>144673360impatient ESL fag>>144673419see >>144673368you're actually a fucking retard who has not read the criteria
>>144673410you think the wet blanket is a technique.
aredo a mean nigga
>>144673362every fucking card we have some uproar about bad judging or robberies and its got to the point where 99% of fans literally do not know what the literal judging criteria, the criteria that is used to score fights, even says. much less do they even understand the implications of the criteria on the actual scoring
>>144673392I won't stop posting about this until people understand the fucking criteria and then we can move one
>>144673451urination unto the gale is your criteria because you are misinterpreting the main point. And that point is youre a fag.
>>144673423don't project your retardation onto me faggot. striking is measured by the results of the impact of said techniques, while grappling is measured on the successful execution (((AND))) the impact of said techniques, their is no confusion. this is the basis of the criteria.
>>144673432doesn't matter if I do or not, it doesn't impact the criteria. if fighter A takes fighter B down, but he immediately gets back up, fighter A is scored points according to the unified rules of mma 2023 judging criteria. you may seethe.
show me a picture with more talent
whisskee! dabbel shot
>>144673480its apparent your obsessive melt down is obfuscating your ability to grasp the language
>>144673479the main point is you don't know what the fuck you're talking about and no one on this site knows the damn criteria we are supposed to be using to score fights
>>144673427doesn't even reference my questionlearn about effective posting
>>144673498im sorry that I'm the only person in the entire fucking fanbase apparently that understands the judging criteria I guess that is my fault.
>>144673490then Dricus lost, dumbass
>>144673504you couldnt score a fight even if you read the rules because youre a retarded fag that cannot comprehend the basic number 1 principle of scoring a fight
>>144673390life imitates art
>>144673508learn how to fucking read then spend 5 minutes reading the criteria then you will thank me
the scoring criteria is whatever the fuck the judges want
>>144673518you didn't watch the fight or read the criteria you fucking idiot faggot. think about what you're typing before you hit post you fucking mutt
>>144673524wow
>>144673521not going to keep going over this with you but the first principle in scoring a fight is effective striking and grappling. the 2023 judging criteria clearly implies that effective striking is meant to only be defined by the results e.g. the damage coming from that striking and effective grappling is meant to be defined as the execution of techniques AND the impact of said techniques, seethe all you want, disagree all you want. this is literally the fucking criteria.
>>144673552my posts are doing so much damage to your sperg brain that im winning the fighteasily btw
>>144673536yep if you want you can say this because you me or anyone else has any fucking clue what criteria the judges are using because you stupid faggots are too braindead to even know the difference. I've had 10 people read the criteria and tell me its not even a big difference. most of these fans have only been watching for a year or two at most I suspect and don't understand fighting much less how to read or think independently
Bring. Prime Usman. Back.
>>144673560no your britcuck brain is just already so damaged you can't even comprehend what I am saying, which again is that to understand how to score fights you need to read the fucking criteria
you faggots haven't even read the criteria so why are you arguing with me about what you think it means? take 5 fucking seconds and read this shit I promise it won't be so badhttps://www.abcboxing.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Unifed-MMA-Rules-2023-FINAL.pdf
then for bonus points, read this and then think about all the bullshit you've heard about "damage>all" scoring and how grapplers are taking over the sporthttps://www.abcboxing.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/unified-rules-mma-2019.pdf
>>144673569youre going straight corn nuts brah while im dictating the pace. a 10-7 for me
>>144673587are you weaponizing pace, m8?
Sean easily has an argument for rounds 1,3, and 5 with the 2019 criteria but you fags don't know because you haven't read it and I can't even have the conversation of knowing which criteria the judges are using until at least one person is on the same page
>>144673562Best I can do is Lerone Murphy
:)
did you ever stop to wonder why there are so many "robberies" on every card? its because the judges aren't using the 2017-2019 "damage based" criteria anymore, that shit changed somewhere around start of COVID. look at the amendments history
I WONT EVER STOP POSTING ABOUT THE FUCKING CRITERIA UNTIL YOU FAGS UNDERSTAND
imagine if this guy took the time to spam something funny like Schaub
THE 2023 SCORING CRITERIA: is HEAVILY favored towards grapplers and anti-heem techniques to stall out rounds and create non-fights but you faggots would rather argue with me than do something about it
kneem snappy
>I WONT EVER STOP POSTING ABOUT THE FUCKING CRITERIA UNTIL YOU FAGS UNDERSTANDwe're never gonna understand it, keep posting keep posting
>>144673661yeah you won't understand it britcuck but the white men will
>>144673664FIGHT BACK
>>144673664so glad this happened in his hometown
what causes this level of autism?
THE CRITERIA, MASON. WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
you're an MMA judgehow do you score this round of MMA?
>current Volk would get heemed in the first round by Diego lopez
>>144673675hyper fixation due to a series of underlying mental health conditions, so he cant shift his attention
>*prepares for the fisting*
>>144673692Lopes*
so whats the deal with the criteria
>THE CRY TEAR REE YAAAA AGGHHHHHHH
The Peach GOD Anthony Smiff
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-QcbVctetA
>>144673717these refs must see knockouts in their dreams, with slap, ufc and all the other shit they do lol
I JUST WANNA BE PART OF YOUR CRITPHONYWILL YOU JUDGE ME RIGHT AND NOT GET ROBBED?
"Lionheart" Smiff vs Suga Schawlb
>>144673709>DDT! DDT!!!!! BAW GAWD HE KILLEEM!!!
>>144673739Judge deez nuts.
i dream heem
I just honestly wonder why you all are so against reading the criteria. Are you just brainwashed to hate anything you don't understand? Can someone actually explain?
doos gonna blow his brains out over Cecils Peoples delivering a few shady scorecards so he can line his pockets lmao
Excuse me heemsters, I am having trouble understanding the 2023 juding criteria and how it differs with the 2019 one, can someone break it down for me?
>>144673765bro please just tell me what you don't understand about the written criteria man. it can't be that fucking hard to interpret. I'm not even saying I agree with it, I would rewrite it very differently but why are you so smug its frustrating
>>144673778fuck yourself faggot this shit is so exhausting
>>144673785you okay bud?
>>144673779only you hold the key to this knowledge, you must enlighten US
only reason I'm frustrated is I've been explaining this shit for days and I genuinely don't think a single person has learned the criteria
>>144673785Why so mean?
QUANTUM COMPUTING SET TO REVOLUTIONISE MIXED MARTIAL ARTS
smart cage solved the criteria
what the actual fuck is this
>>144673802>Shitalianyou don't understand the retardation I've been dealing with for the past 3 days since I discovered this shit
the frustration will help our understanding of the CRITERIA, keep going
the britcuck is the most insufferable heem poster i swear
>>144673824which one b?
>>144673824ineffective posting will cost you a 10-7 round, dont you know the rules?
>>144673816we're defeating him on the new criteriahe's grappling with our ignorance and we're grinding him down
>>144673778In 2023 there were a string of cards where the commentary were trashing the judges for what they thought were robberies. DC, Dom and Rogan were raging that the judges weren't factoring in control time. The commission were complaining that they were getting so much shit from fans that they held a seminar FOR the commentary team to attend. DC said they got 'put in time out' and explained that the judges explained to them takedowns do not steal a round back from from the guy who was winning on damage, and that they only count if the score is already even due to inactivity or equal damage. DC and rogan were still passive aggressively seething about it making underhanded comments about how they were scolded and how they didn't agree.
I'm genuinely serious why are you all so fucking dense that you can't understand a simple scoring criteria and you just attack me for explaining it. why don't any of you care
>>144673839the 2023 unified rules judging criteria explicitly states that takedowns should be scored though. I can't fucking believe you retards
Ray Longo: I need you to kill this motherfucker, I need you to rape his brains out.Tim Welch: Hey champ :D I just want you to be mindful of your surroundings man, you really have to watch out in there buddy, you gotta keep yourself level headed
COMMIT CRITERIA
why do you fags hate the truth. im just tired of it at this point
>>144673859fucking weirdo, get a new gimmick, funs over
>>144673863man fuck you derailing the fucking conversation for hours at this point do you not have anything better to do than be a nuisance?
What if Bruce Buffer lies? What if he reads the scorecards wrong? What then?
>>144673871kek
>“Successful execution of takedowns, submission attempts, reversals and the achievement of advantageous positions that produce immediate or cumulative impact with the potential to contribute to the end of the match.”>t. LITERA scoring criteriacase closed. it's over...
>>144673876did you even read the fucking criteria or are you just attacking me for no reason
>>144673871Esparza vs Namajunas 2 who won ?
>>144673880shut the fuck up, just please fucking shut the fuck up dude
>are you just attacking me for no reason
I care about the criteria but then you go ahead and be mean to me :((((I dont care anymore cuz of that, sorry b
>>144673853No, only in the case that no damage between either fighters have been scored (remember judges don't keep score of numbers to determine their scores.) OR if they see the fight is essentially even on damage, then a takedown can impact and give the edge. This is a good read recapping the commentary vs judges feud over control time, takedowns etc.https://bloodyelbow.com/2022/05/27/ufc-commentary-team-part-problem-when-it-comes-to-scoring-fights-judging-mma/
>>144673889Anthony Smith's Domicile ATTACKED By PFL Sleeper Agent | What He Does To Protect His Family Will Shock You
>>144673812Just help me understand, I haven't been here lately
>>144673898>2022that was the old criteria. read the current criteriaEffective striking is judged by determining the impact/effect of legal strikes landed by acontestant solely based on the results of such legal strikes. Effective grappling is assessed bythe successful executions and impactful/effective result(s)coming from: takedown(s),submission attempt(s), achieving an advantageous position(s) and reversal(s).
>>144673898the takedowncord is NOT going like this...
Who wrote the rulebook anyway
Can I get a QRD on the criteria? Thanks
they say the man that wrote the rulebook wrote the criteria
>>144673909So you mean damage trumps all?
>>144673905To summarize:The dogmatic interpretation of scoring as being strictly "damage" based is outdated and based on an excerpt of the 2017 "new rules" criteria that explains the weighing of immediate "impact" should be greater than the cumulative. Not only do the 2023 Unified Rules of MMA outline a criteria where effective striking is weighed equally with effective grappling, but the definition of effective grappling is broadened to include the successful execution of grappling techniques like takedowns. The grappler then does not have to use grappling techniques to establish "impactful" offense for it to be scored. This has led to consistent confusion and outcry week in week out whenever the fans don't understand why fights are being scored the way they are.
>>144673909>impactful/effective result(s)Yes b lol, but if you read further, they count this as , specifically, advancing position, seeking submissions or doing damage AFTER getting the takedown. Not stalling.
Making things worse, no one even really knows which criteria specific judges or commissions are actually using to score fights. It appears to be a mix due to the inconsistent scoring of fights as the criteria actually leaves fairly little room for interpretation in it's wording.
>>144673937Oh so striking is valued more than grappling, now I get it
>>144673940please shut the fuck up
become an mma judge then you stupid cunt
Coz when I look deep into your big brown eyesIt's like a flash outta clear blue skyAnd then that gentle smile when your eyes meet mineIt's like I lose all sense of timeOh, how I wished for all these yearsHow I've longed
yeah you stupid faggots just keep attacking me when I'm just telling you what the criteria says
>>144673940thats literally the 2019 criteria you're citing. again you faggots have not read the criteria holy fuck
none of you stupid fucks are even reading what I'm posting are you
>>144673951bro please shut the fuck up...
you fags better stfu about criteria before i whip this bad boy out
post Criteria
I dreamt about Meagan Olivi tonight. I was holding an empty vodka glass and she comes up and says "I need this more than you" and starts to "swig" from my empty glass. She realizes it's empty and hands it back to me embarrassedly. When I look at my glass again I notice it's full of her saliva. It didn't taste of anything but I had to swallow it like 3 times because it was so slimy, and on the 3rd time I couldn't help but gag before I got it down. Kind of cash in retrospect.
how come UFC never signed the russian guy who heemed RDR
does anyone know which criteria the judges are using to score fights these days?
fuck you i aint tellin u, b
>>144674127aghast that so many of you find her attractive. the definition of a 5
>>144674084Got a semi chub reading this
>>144674140
>>144674144I said 5, not 6.
>>144674149can i fuck
>>144674149what criteria are you using?
>>144673664>Enter a man's guard>Ref calls the fightJust how dangerous is this man's grappling?
>Win Championship Unanimously vs RDA>Twood returns from Injury>Toilet Till gifted toial showt over you...>Championship disappears Ayo, Tom about to join the illustrious ranks of Colby "Formerly" Champinterim
>>144674141Based. Also the glass wasn't entirely full, I wrote that in a newly awakened haze. About 1/8th of the glass was filled with her saliva. Still, not bad.
Have you ever been fingerer by a former ufc Interim Champ before? ...what would it take??
>>144671307come on, someone has to have a good bet for saturday
>>144674163You wouldn’t understand even if I told you. Grasso was cute under the 2019 criteria but the last five years of artificial testosterone and aging have rendered her a 5 under the 2024 criteria
You now remember Brandon Moreno
I remembered Brendan Schaub
You remembering John dodson
>>144674186Classic british humour, mr bean would be proud.
Aldo became champ at a younger age than Jones also the fighters were 10x better at 145
https://youtu.be/nFApCi1Qc7A?si=dA-tLCPIhlgP9GGeq1
>Connor not fighting until 2025
how do i get into the coke business?
>>144674287who will "The Controller" manipulate next?
>>144674312https://www.coca-colacompany.com/careers
Main: Yan vs Figueiredo Co-Main: Yan vs Ricci
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>>144674348schaubschaubschaubschaub
>>144674348>when hap and ace aren't from africa
Caio is undefeated against child molesting brazzas, he will send kumsock into retirement
>>144674432After running through Whittaker, Khamzat will beat the African champ and your Brazilian gorilla boy will never get a title shot.
What is it about the UFC that attracts the most vapid and repugnant women (Laura Sanko, Megan Olivi, Nina, and so on)?
>>144674455He ducked reddit rob once, paki. What makes you think he won't do it again?
UFC 307 brought to you by the official scoring criteria
Who's gonna be their first champ? Brazilian Steve-O after he pops shitmayev's head off, soijak, of prates when he KO's schwabscat then bebitch?
UFC's official scoring criteria has been brought to you by Jimmy John's
>>144674465They can't resist pink Irish American (dana) penis
>>144674493The fighting nerds. Yeah, they're nerds about fighting.
>>144674465Old slags will work more for less and you don’t have to fear them leaving
307 will be even worse than 306
>>144674553bu-bu-but alex pereira in it!!!!
>>144674565
>>144674565Alex Peredator raped an almost-minor and Dana buried the story by putting everyone's attention towards Jon Jones
311 - Get Down
Alex Pereira lurks in the favelas and assaults young girls holes with his fists
>>144674595Based.
>>144674553Pereira vs Khalil will heem Jose Aldo vs Bautista is good Harrison vs Viera will be interesting for a wmma.Roman Dolidze vs Kevin Holland doesn't get me excited, but it has potential to be a gem. Thompson vs Buckley will be good Almeida vs Ihor could be goodFor me, it's better than 306
>>144674605no, you’re based!
I saw Dana White grinding on a Blasian chick at a Phish concert in '01
>>144674608>ufc project >washed up>wmma>bums>washed up
The perenial heem
>>144674620Still better than 306's unranked messiCANs
>>144674633I had never heard of either before 306, but Zellhuber vs Ribovics will be better than the entirety of the 307 card.
MMA peaked with Pride Total Elimination 2005
>>144674645Nah, two good fights or a great fight with a heem rank above that fight, sammy.
>>144674665>Pride Total Elimination 2005he's right ya know
>When Jon Anik starts talking about a fighter who does not have visitation rights to see his child and he does not even know where his kid is at this moment
>it's been 6 years since portajon's last good wincrazy that cazzies still care about this guy
Eagle FC, no ring girls, no gambling, endless kvass. Sounds shite
just finished a 6 hour gooning session on blacked.com ama
>>144674774I’m gonna beat the porn addiction out of you
Why does Dana hate Stipe?
>>144674782nigga town hall is where I contracted my porn addiction along with a few other things
>>144674790hes not jon jones
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbKGifE0duMwhelp they both picked BSD. moicanobros...
Why are Black women so strong ?https://youtu.be/C7Bva1r1jzU?si=SPshK6L2XsaUG58T
>>144674287>conor fighting >ever againRefer to the prophecy(s)
yeah im a jacked sweet baby inc. employee, waddup
>>144674845
>>144674871is this the start of a rape hentai game or what
>>144674871She obviously let them beat herA black woman cant lose
>>144674890Only amerimutts zoomers could make WW2/Nazis look gayWhy do they ruin everything with their gay ass sissy edits ?
>>144674455Factual post.
Dricus Du Plessis?Dirty Diaper Panties I’m afraid.
>>144674945
>>144674996Shogun looks like such a chad in this pic
>>144674996Wait wtf
>>144674904
heeminder
>>144674890>>144675102this is a glownigger. stupid fed faggot kike golem
>>144675103
>>144675103>anons are below indiansbros...
what are you guys arguing about today
If I take that jacket off would you die?
heem me up before you go go
Wake me up when September ends
>>144675103goddamn crackstreams chat is so based
Gamechanger.
>>144675188we're arguing about PRIDE today, bruv
>>144675378Chills.
this doo lost an argument and now is trying to run it back every day take the L and fuck off
If she hawk tuah's on to Khamzat he will die of common cold
>>144675465>kinda cuteWow having high standards much?He is super cute
>>144675465If you're a chick, you can simply say you suck dick and you'll get a million followers.
>>144675465Is "Spinin Backpiss" a reliable news outlet?
>>144675193Heemt would heem extrheemely heemful....
There a certain individual on heem but uh I don't wanna make him famous
ciryl gane bodybuilding tips
Ciryl Gane's tip
im the most revolting, fucked up person in the world
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFmPo9MaGZE*enters thread*
>>144675627...and i want to live
Max is gonna embarass Poopuria
>>144675655he's gonna flush him so bad he will never fight again
>>144675638Fujita walked so Vettori could run
>>144675474not an ounce of her is organic, specifically created in the labs of Calabasas
>>144675670I heard she's something that rhymes with mewish
>>144675670I think you meant to say "she's Jewish"
>>144675689>>144675690beautiful, the (((jewish))) have now resorted to pimping out their adolescents what's next chopping skin off their genitals???
>>144675700you're right that WOULD be crazy... what would be even crazier is if old rabbis started sucking their freshly cut penises
>>144675627>all those japs leaping up
people are actually picking moicano because his catchphrase is can't afford to lose. i seen that nigga lose like 7 times
Herbal Dean
>>144675754kek me and Ngannou have the same hairline
>>144673491
>>144675775crazy that Liddel was heeming prime pornstar pussy
>>144675783I'd imagine it's pretty easy to fuck a pornstar with any kind of money or fame m8
>prime?
>>144674348why do all these homos name their shit BLCK NGGA XYZ
>>144675807
genuinely what path does moicano have against bsd? he sucks on the feet and isn't going to outgrappler the bigger guy
>>144674678might as well say "this feyeder is blagg as shid, b" like b we all have eyes
>>144675859You are correct.
*be's the greatest achievement in ufc history, unequalled by any of the other supposed goat candidates*
>>144675859BSD has this script written of being an amazing grappler but he's quite average
New heavyweight contender enters the fray
if the ufc cares about volk they shouldn't let him anywhere near diego
>>144675853curse
>take your paddle board and go home kook, this spot is mine.SOON
>>144675904diego isn't good
>>144675783what about a pornstar ('s pussy) could be described as prime, b?
>>144675946peak acclimation of STIs
>>144676091grim
>>144676091
zygimantas ramaska bros our short but fruitful ufc journey has come to an untimely end
Not Zygrimitaschek Ramskekata
>>144675859Bsd chins moneycano
Fighter remover: valentina shevchenko
Belel should be cut
>>144676225Oh you must be talking about Beshit, prestigious UFC fighter and all-round boring piece of shit
>>144675859If he wins its by RNCBSD mix very well and has good pressureIf Renato has hermine power, he might knock him out thoCracked chin
>>144674833damn poofc rinsing those muzzies kek
will schaub be on the Gamebred commentary panel? Better when people like him with actual fight knowledge are on the mic, rather thasn color commentary poofs like rogan
>>144675627not true b, y'a peach of a beast and ya fugg chiggs.
>>144676313>Hermine powerWhat the hell
>>144675749cantch afforch-a-choo loose!
>>144676342george didn't invite him bagg...
>Surely Tony can win this fight... I mean the guy's a midget>OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>IT IS ALL OVER
Great video https://youtu.be/7l6nBBbAHGU?si=J65pICU00g9uyIHJ
spent two hours watching prime gooby again
Spent two hours gooning to an australian watching prime gooby again....
>>144676458I hope you don't mean me
>>144676464Shouldn't you be BWC posting right about now?
>>144676469I don't normally do that but I guess I can if you want
>>144676449Whiskey and coke deleted his soul and his teeth too
>>144676535Mel Gibson gave me COVID at McGregor vs. Poirier 3 (Nasty)When he broke his leg (Fuck)His favorite breakfast was coke and eggs (True)Every day, I practice choking someone's neck (Uh-huh)And doing fucking Tokyo Drift moves in the ’95 gold sled (Skrrt, skrrt, skrrt)Roll his head
>>144676446
Chiwiwis!
raul is based for making a joke with a mate into his internationally recognised catchphrase
I'm the loneliest person in the world
>>144676666why don't you go play touch butt with that dork in the park with the pony tail
>>144676666embrace the fien-millionaire lifestyle b
>>144676799i can't, it makes me lonelier
You don't understand the judging criteria
>>144676839Aint reading all that shit
>>144676666me in the red shirt
>>144673707>Mfw the takedown was there for merab devilishwilly.
>>144673778Is not really that different at all, different language to express the same garbage that gets ignored by the judges to do whatever they want.
>>144676446art on the highest level
>>144675859Hoping bsd is flushed.
>>144676855No one is.
>>144676898He left his coach that was there from the beginning, they had a beef for some reason and his chin is cracked, so it could be that but he is fighting on home turf and seem motivated Altough he is delusional he want a rematch with Poirier and a TS with Islam
>takeru relegated to prelimsKWAB
Criteria. Grains. Bell Peppers. Sean Strickland's childhood abuse.
UFC just got heemed
>>144676987>$375 million settlementFighters finna get a $37 check and some hot dog tickets out of that.
>>144676987>Lele who?
>>144673664kek bro ate about 20 unanswered blows there
>>144676987The judge is going to shut this down again
>>144677006Cung
>>>/g/102563383
>>144677046yucky
>>144677046I hope you die
>>144677046Now that is a quality /heem/ post.
1 AM in Australia
remember that pink suit guy who tried to force a character at press conferences like 2 years ago
conor mcgregor is a nigger
>>144677121no, i barely recall what i did yesterday
>>144677121He fucked up by breaking kayfabe.
>>144677134i'd drink every day if i was german too
>>144674881Thats uncharted i think a 10y old game
Knock, knockYou about to get shell shocked
>And Alexander wept, seeing as he had no more worlds to conquer.
>>144677210>ywn have Olivi suspended from the ceiling blasting piss on you
>>144676987375mil is literally nothing. That's just what they owe to gooby kek.
so when is the next heem meetup?
im racist
>>144677046hehe my hawlgs bigger than urs
>>144677288Is that Ahnold?
>>144677089>1amthat's prime gooning hours
>>144677289What do you have against finnish people you scumbag?
>>144677331yea he was there
>>144677341what a tummy
>>144677346They are wholly subordinate to the Swede, thus demanding our condemnation.
>>144677268
>>144677368would you date a woman that likes this shit?
>>144677210>no water circulationicebathlet
are there any fighters that actually do keto and perform well? I heard Matt Brown say he does keto
>>144677396nope. we are all a member of 'The Raped'™ but somebody who is into that can't be a mother or capable of anything but recreating their own mental torture and forcing it onto others.
>Uhhh I uhh..... yeah SOON
Which fight had you like "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH"
>>144677593In recent memory, Max vs Gaethje, Caio vs Cannonier, Islam vs Poirier
>>144677570Ruke Lockhold
>>144674465MMA fans are very low quality people. It’s the dumbest, most shallow fan base in sports. Worse than NBA
>>144677570Every athlete from that fashion show is now flushed
>>144677593
>>144677649More clickbait thumbnails like this please
>>144677570>Luke Rockhold, AJ, Israel Adesanya>all flushedDamn
F*****d
>>144676939Of all the crap I don’t watch, this is at the bottom of the list
>belal
>>144677649anybody got that thumbnail where khabib says his teammate deserved to die, i posted it but can't find it now. it was hilarious
>Zip zop wop boopity bopSOON
>>144675465Women cannot resist the primal pheromones exuded by zatdaddy
>>144678009boss baby with a chinstrap kek
>zatdaddy
>meep meep denah fittygees meep chiwiwi
>>144678030NIna drama needs a brazza daddy to put her in hijab
>>144678060khamzat couldnt even put his own wife in a hijab. DISGRACEFUL.
Whos ready for some RIZIN posts?
>>144673352Fuck Dana
>>144678110what happened to the K-1 posting?
>>144678132He probably (finally) realized K-1 is only living on name value now and is actually a B-Tier promotion.
>>144678110We CAN watch that crap here.
hahah right on time
But we won't.
>>144678125kek it do be like that
>>144678170next gsp
One simple little post of mine motivated you all to action, im that powerful.
can someone explain the K-1 scoring criteria?
>Allez, philosophes, enseignez, éclairez, allumez, pensez haut, parlez haut, courez joyeux au grand soleil, fraternisez avec les places publiques, annoncez les bonnes nouvelles, prodiguez les alphabets, proclamez les droits, chantez les Marseillaises, semez les enthousiasmes, arrachez des branches vertes aux chênes. Faites de l'idée un tourbillon. Cette foule peut être sublimée. Sachons nous servir de ce vaste embrasement des principes et des vertus qui pétille, éclate et frissonne à de certaines heures. Ces pieds nus, ces bras nus, ces haillons, ces ignorances, ces abjections, ces ténèbres, peuvent être employés à la conquête de l'idéal. Regardez à travers le peuple et vous apercevrez la vérité. Ce vil sable que vous foulez aux pieds, qu'on le jette dans la fournaise, qu'il y fonde et qu'il y bouillonne, il deviendra cristal splendide, et c'est grâce à lui que Galilée et Newton découvriront les astres.SOON
>>144678196If you're Japanese each strike counts as two, but you still lose.
>>144678193
>>144678211i look like that
I've been jerking off to 'girl submits/KOs guy' type videos on youtube and I'm realizing that skilled women can easily beat unskilled men. How do you feel about this?
>>144678230That's a man
>>144678230I feel like you are a little sissy faggot
>>144678215This must be the african bvll I've heard talk of
>>144678230Pathetic.
>>144678230>skilled women
>>144678258this guy looks like someone who prefers his brazza BVLLs POZZED
OOOOOOOHHHHH MAX IS OUTVOLK IS WORLD CHAMP ONCE AGAIN!
>>144678272That's Tony Ferguson
>>144678271So true
>>144678280look at the back tattoo idiotit's Holloway
>>144678280Ok how u know
turdney
>>144678230I think you'd be surprised.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH GREGOR THE GIFT GETS IT DONE IN 1! KHABIB'S 0 IS GONE!
>>144678303This looks like a guy who could beat a few cans and say some retarded things to develop a cult fanbase despite having a mostly insignificant career
khamilkers
>>144678303
Schaub
>>144678125The world is obsessed with and worships the Japanese. All it took was a few cozy social media videos. If you think about it it's actually unbelievable. It started off with just weeaboos but not the term is actually redundant.
Fighter A lands one good punch, clearly wobbling fighter B.Fighter B then takes down fighter A and controls him for the remaining 4:30 minutes of the round, landing just enough weak piter pater to not get stood upWho won the round
>>144678303hiding all ai slop
Tony Bumgusson when you think about it.
>>144678346Holy based piglet. Fuck those niggas food.
>>144678170fuckin orb on Elliot fuckin top notch lad in the vain of Mick Parkin
I got banned for wearing my heart on my sleeve here and saying an certain grapplers real given birth name. I want an fucking explanation from an moderation captain NOW. You have NO idea how damaging it is for me to be baned from here for multiple days on end.
>>144678352It depends on body language and freshnessIf Fighter A spent of the rest of the round playing pure passive defense and comes out clearly exhausted and shaken, Fighter B won the roundIf Fighter A was actively wrestling and forcing Fighter B to spend effort in maintaining position, you can argue Fighter A won it but Fighter B also has a strong argument Generally those types of rounds go to Fighter B because they were in control for most of it, but there are ways for Fighter A to steal it
Yo bros, be honest! What do you think of this type of fight promotion? Kino or chemo?>https://youtu.be/dxypNPkc_SU
>>144678434The Canadian takes it
>>144678427It's easier to steal a round by rocking someone at the end not the start
Trudging through the filth of what has been and what will be, he looks ahead determined to see to the end.Who is this fighter?
>>144678434Pure kino.
>>144678434high levels of kino
>>144678352Fighter a.
>>144678230Its just a game
>>144678453
/heem/ really sucks right now
>>144678434What in the game of thrones bullshit is this shit?
>>144678477Whos that guy?
>>144678434beterdaddy will heem
>>144678434They did not need to do this. It's misleading. But on it's own, alright.
>>144678352Fighter a gets robbed.
tonight's /heem/ thread is brought to you by modelo, brewed for those with a fighting spirit
>>144678434What the hell are they supposed to be ?Vikings ?Slavs ?Caucasians ?
>>144678434They needed this kind of thing for Borg vs DJ. Its too late now.
>>144678477This guy (female) fucks (women)
>>144678434Chemo Fighters should be kept under lock and key by promotions like gladiators. Aggrandizing fighters as being anything more than property forced to fight in a cage for a living is poopoopeepee
>>144678497the fighter
The Ultimate Fighter cant produce UFC fighters anymore
>>144678635Bryan "Pooh Bear" Battle
Dropped a steamy хaмзaт in the хaбиб
>>144678635you're forgetting about andre "the goat" petroski
>>144678702Bryan "Pooh Bear" Battle's son
where does he rank in the p4p conversation?
Reminder the new gloves have observably decreased the rate of heems no matter how much Daner and others want to cope.
>>144678741
>Je sais, quand il le faut, quitter la peau du lion pour prendre celle du renard.SOON
Extremely early reminder that Reinier de Reddit is ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT and that Gerald The Shart is going to effortlessly destroy him.It's the easiest upset pick in the history of ALL MMA. Reddit has literally 0 ways to win. Consider this your first warning.
>>144678797this but for Shartlil Rohirreem and Pooreddit
>>144678787Qui?
>>144678787Whatever that means
>>144678856it means he will fight like a pussy so long as it secures him the 29-28/28-29/29-28 split
will Gane be in attendance?
>>144678730Source.
>ONE's MMA eventswhat happened here
>>144678730they do it to torture us
30 days until abus fights
>>144678608Shut the hell up dumbass nigga.
Megan Olivi's anus status: EXISTENT
>>144678934My eyes. Your eyes.
The mma game, the /box/ game, even /pw/ dweebs. We got...shit, we got every damn game locked up.It ain't trash talk if it's truth talk. We /heem/ everybody - every damn thread. Hirarchy on /sp/ is /heem/ heems everybody, and lets be real, /heem/ heems heemself too.Boom boom boom.
>>144679005>t. has homo crushes on fighters
>>144679061I'll homo crush you in a fight.
Who are the Costco guys of mma?
https://youtu.be/v-NN63ytVsI?si=z21ZLvzmw1EEkOah
>>144679068easy psychological read
any fights YOU look forward to?for me it's GM3 vs this de ridder can
>>144679101
>>144679025I disagree.
>>144679121that's your m8 I don't want it.
>>144679136
heeminder: salmon run is underway. visit your nearest waterway to see the salmons swimming and jumping
Poster above me SUCKS!
Nah, not really homie. Just chilling rn you know, whats really good chief?https://streamable.com/nngv0z?src=player-page-share
>>144679103Honestly nothing besides that. I don't think my boys dookie or jerry have fights booked.
>>144679175MMA?
>>144679144
>>144679133Shut the fuck up man
>>144679177i just cant care about alex pereira man
I WISH I COULD HEEM BACK TIMETO THE HEEM OLD DAYS
>>144679199You really sure about this? We know what happened last time I went to Manchester. (Imma heem this man in his hometown)
https://youtu.be/X7z8wsXxbUI?si=aIWY3e9iZR0rBtag
>>144679227No
With so much trouble in the heemdustryHeem hop police are listeningBe careful or you'll be heemstoryLooks like another unsolved heemsteryIt's Tony, Tony, TonyTony was the case, and they flushed him
>>144679261You’ve never heemed anyone
>>144679323You ain't never heemed a bum and you ain't no boy of mine
wishbone bless
I wish a nigga would like joanne
>>144679356Faggot ass dog
FRISSONS
I fell asleep
>>144679467Wtf?
>>144679236me two
>>144679467I thought he looked cool
who has the cejudo and adolf handshake pic?
>>144673410Personally I would just ignore the rules and score all the rounds at the end based on who I thought deserved it. Who would do anything about it?
>>144679673i would give the rounds to whoever passed me more cash before the fight
>>144679673>>144679693I would make the women and male Bantamweight's and below blow me for the win.
>>144679736
>>144679494BJJ outfits look so good on girls>>144679472Atleast Charriere has french blood due to being light skin
>First Male french champ is going to a muslim brazza
>>144679814Gane.
>>144679814Imavov won't be a champion
>>144679823Anyway He is the one with the highest chances to become champion among all french ufc fighters
>>144679838No. St Denis is. He didn't really get heemed against dustin, he was just extremely exhausted by the staph infection and got caught good.
>>144679814based
>>144679895>>144679895>>144679895
>>144679823france's best bet at ufc gold is manon fiorot, not that stupid ass imavov
>>144673352>>144679917>>144679917>>144679917>>144679917
>>144679906Thats what i said male
>>144679864Lmao noHe said himself that it wasnt the staph, whitout staph, it would have only been knocked out later in round 4 or 5Dustin was comfortable in round 1 and was testing him, then in round 2, he raped himThe Dustin that fought Islam would have murdered St-Denis in round 1St Denis will never be champ, let alone pass the row of killers there is in top 5
>>144678346Japan, despite its issues, is one of the few civilized nations left in the world.
Do we respect street shitters?
>>144673697bro fell off
