0-0 middle of the first
doyersfashionably late gamethread
winning the division tonight
Shiori Novella to appear at Petco Park for Hololive Night 2025 in San Diego
sticky ear musgrove on the mound
Chadres. Let's have a good, fun series!
LETS GO DODGERS AND ANIME!
mookie got on base!
>Beuhler already gave up 2 hitsScared
the we go mugi!
that's the mookie we're looking for
Holy shit. Mookie still has a pulse.
How much money did you all bet on the Dodgers?
doggie doos
>>144687410Sorry, I was stuck in the parking lot traffic
>>144687539Poopooo Cacadres!
>>1446875303
dodgers are going to need to score a LOT of runs tonight
Dodgers need better defensive positioning. Every ground ball shouldn't find its way through the infield
>>144687530I would only ever bet against the dodgers. That way I am happy if they win and happy if they lose.
buehler getting gaped this inning
Padre here with dodger fiancée, I really want padres to win the division
if the dodgers clinch the division and the padres clinch the 4th seed will the padres rest their starters?
Nice work again Buehler! Let's go offense!!
>>144687656What’s his name?
would be really funny to see the seethe from mest/barfs if that happens
>>144687718meant for>>144687692
>>144687718>>144687743hilarious. i don’t see why they shouldn’t
who are the poodres' top 3 SP?i know cease is in there but who else?
>>144687789BR has Cease, King and Darvish as their highest in WAR with Musgrove right behind
Musgrove is cruising
>>144687827musgrove post injury might be #1
>>144687827aight cool
>one (1) hit from Doyers so farGrim. I don’t think Walker’s luck will hold
>Poos can't even capitalize on a bad Walker BeuhlerEnjoy getting swept by the Mest.
>3-1just bean his ass
>>144687882By his standards he’s doing well
he's it tatis' head
kek tatis got ump'd
get fucked Tatis. Based ump
KEK that late strikeout call by the ump
Umpball’d
KEEP IT UP WALKER
>Poodres used up all their meme magic to clinch a playoff berth that they'll end up being the last wild card instead.
c'mon you bum ass dodgers, score some runs while buehler isn't imploding
felt like the ump was fucking with tatis there after watching him swing at garbage lmao
>>144688025Ohtani dinger coming right up chef
walker actually looking good
"Problem, nino caca?"
>>144687410>>144687412>>144687417>>144687457>>144687481>5/6 weeb posts to start the breadyup must be two faggot California teams playing
D O Y E R S OYERS
>>144688101real caliCHAD hours you wouldn't understand
CUBGERS UNITE
lux prematurely came before the postseason
>>144688147kekrip luxanity
>>144688142yay!
>>144688142respect yah
>>144688142cubgers!!!!
>>144688127>chads obsessed with anime and manga created for pre-teen girls
damn the offense needs to wake up and support Buehler FAST
feels like this game is gonna fly by compared to tue and wed
How's about my central bros tho?
buehler implosion inning coming up
sit down gook
>>144688101anime website, retard
>>144688159hell of a post schwarbro>>144688186hell of a post centralbro
>>144688177>Worrying about what media someone else watches Damn you are so cool.
>>144688177das rite, now git
>>144688215Hell yeah
>>144688186central bros 5evar
DABU PRAY
>>144688208>it's an anime website and that is why I watch cartoons and read comics whose target audience is middle school girlswew
CHECK EM
kek poodres can't get to >buehler
>>144688101Anime app newbitch
>sportsnet LA dedsecond night in a row lmao poverty hellhole of los angeles
WE ALL HATE THE DODGERS!
>>144688278anime website, retard
>>144688278most of the images you initially clicked on are enjoyed primarily by creepy guys in their late twenties plus (yuru yuri, touhou, gravure, vtubers) not middle school girls
>comfy late summer pitcher's duel between division rivals with the division title at stakemy body was not ready
>>144688326works on my telly
>>144688326works fine for me
>>144688347september baseball is always kino
FREDDDDIE
ayy freddie
>>144688278>so new he doesn’t know about /asp/
freddie dubs :)
time for >risp
>>144688343Based Muraragi San
fat chunky
Muncy has not looked good lately
>>144688101
>>144688278
>>144688339We don't think about you at all
>>144688432
>>144688346>most of the images you initially clicked on are enjoyed primarily by creepy guys in their late twentiesyea, the faggots in the thread
holy shit we're already in the 5th inningmanfred is smiling somewhere
>>144688473anime website, retard
>>144688456reddit has better anime discussion anyway
Reddit has better baseball discussion
>>144688530You should go back there
>>144688538go back
>>144688538I am going back to Fangraphs this is bullshit. At least I get some respect there!
>>144688553No u
>>144688538Fangraphs forums > /mlb/ > red.dit
Shall be eating spaghetti with Italian sausage
my god, is buehler actually gonna have the best start of this series for us?
4chan has better reddit discussion
>Buehler pitching into the 5th with relatively low pitch count and 0 runskino
>>144688512
muhl b uh
>>144688565Over at the Fangraphs forums we discuss things like Scooter Gennett's home run cycle.
>>144688624Liberal tier meme. Kys I am not reading your fucking essay.
>>144688590way to open my fucking mouth
Doyers
>>144688663trump lost
What a surprise Buehler has lost his shit before the 5th.
>>144688622Spoke too soon
>>144688624Anime app newbitch
>>144688624anime website, retard
>>144688668Shill Blue pls go
it was a good 4 innings while they lasted
>>144688617>>144688624based and animeweebs BTFO >>144688663you'd read it if it had a 6 year old girl character squeeing all over it
>>144688624>didn’t even circle oekaki, origami, Pokémon
and we're back to poohler
>>144688710>Seething skinnyfat fag hands typed this I claim victory.
holy fuck that was juuuust foul
>>144688706>>144688716It’s 1 run over 5 innings, still a great outing
no swing my ASS
>>144688750you better be from the future
>Oh my fucking god!
>>144688750i'll take it
>No swingCheck clear?
nothing for you Tatis you fucking fag
the only acceptable animated character to post on boards.4chanel.org is wojack
Poohler is pitching for his life
Smith flies outEdman singlesLux gidp Let’s go
>>144688788Don't be a hater lol
>>144688624>No /vt/How old is this image?
>>144688830he's a huge faggot. everyone hates him
>>144688877dub trips of truth
Zero offense tonight, Christ
lux fux
>>144688888quints of even more truth
>>144688888you idiot
>>144688775>>144688836Padres are looking solid also all anime and vtuber posters should be lead kicking and squeeing to the gallows>>144688888wasted
>>144688888>quintsnino caca douchebag confirmed!
Thanks to the Dodger's Hololive Night, /vt/ and /mlb/ are forever linked.
>>144688888got damn
>>144688888checked
>>144688921This. /sp/ is an anime board.
Dodgers can only get one two out hit every inning. It's not looking good right now
Doyers are incapable of reaching base without 2 outs
>>144688888WEW
>>144688955Padres bat got cold just a bit, Arraez probably still hurting, I have confidence they'll heat up just in time.
>call is confirmed
>>144688921>>144688950squeee I had so much fun that niiiight >^.^<
no division clinching tonight
>EPDoc punting this game already?
>>144689020PEPSIMAAAANN
>>144689018sorry wrong thread im watching the tloses game
Le smiling singles manLe chuddy 3-3 man
Not lookin good for the pacos
>>144689011nobody gives a fuck about the padres you god damn insufferable retard
>Banda coming upPlease for the love of pete, don't punch a solid object.
>>144689053doyers or poodres?
I'm boonting
Bro throw to 3rd you tard
I'm getting nervous.
doyers are not winning their division lmao hololive faggotry has cursed them to a WC exit. 40 more years!!!
Nice smolball
>>144689099>hololive faggotry has cursed themI believe it
kek
it should be called holonolife >:)
>>144689099You're welcome. Let's do it again next year! Bau Bau!!
>>144689124HAGOT EM
shakey's pizza is real?
>>144689143Shakey's mojo potatoes are good tier
>>144689053>a fucking leafOpinion immediately discarded
C’mon Ohtani give us something, start a ralley
>>144689143Lol I always used to see their commercials on the Cox Padres broadcast
>pitcher breaks his hand punching a paper towel dispenser in angernot something you want to be remembered for
>>144689159nigga is it looking any better for the dodgers yet?
>>144689143so is city wok
singletani!
singletani :)
leadoff singletaniLETS GO OFFENSE SCORE SOME RUNS
>>144689181it is!
>>144689170julian taveras broke his hand punching the bullpen phone in the 2004 nlcs
>dookie butts
mookie for the love of god stop swinging at every first pitch
>>144688914>lead
Geez, Ohtani has big steps you can't DP him.
happytani!
fucking doyers can't get it done tonight. PLEASE TEO DO SOMETHING FOR US
>monke butts
Mookie is so cold
Musgrove shoving tonight, great start
SAN DIEGO LOVES THE DODGERS
awful offense tonight. Wasting a good buehler start and a chance to shut these fucking faggot Padres down
I’m getting worried frens
>>144689182And Casa Bonita. Matt and Trey just bought it because they were going out of business
goddamnit teo
How will bob suarez fuck it up this time?
take me out in the wildcardsweep my team in two games!stand in line all night for a dumb cardI dont care if ohtani goes yard!cause it's root root root for my oshiif the team doesn't win I don't carecause it's one, two, games and we loseplease come baaaaack neeeeext yeeeaaar!
Musgrove loves playing in bright lights. Love me Musgrove. Huge if he can save the BP and go CG.
>>144689258Sailor moon wears dodger colors. Woah
mookie blows monkey balls. and what to ohtani stealing bases? is that not a thing anymore?
mookie was never good
Another disgusting chungus loss another disgusting chungus early gamegoing to sleep in 20 mins pick it up doggies
>>144689263Uhh, it's probably Tanner Scott. Has to be it Joe Musgrove. Hoping lol
>>144689269Can’t steal when Mookie is hacking at first pitches and getting himself out
>>144689267>>1446892792hu rooting for both teams
>>144689266I'm sure we'll be back next summer.
>>144689269he stole a base yesterday
Ohtani can't win with these cats
>>144689266Needs "thank you fans" somewhere but keep cookin
>>144689260mind blown
>>144689288could have stole third and that fly to the outfield would have got him in
howcome this italian batter has a japanese name? was his grandfather a GI?
>>144689292kronii tits
At least Banda is keeping it competitive
>>144689312Yep he had a memorial that Higgy visited on some road trip
joe davis keeps talking about Ozuna getting closer to a batting title but ignoring Ohtani who is only 9 points off the lead
>le gets on base manhorse shit
Time to stretch doyerbros
arraez has been shit this series
BLACK 6, PHANTOMWHITE X6 LOOK LIKE A BANDABANDA BANDA BANDA BANDA
Bring back the Doyer Dog and maybe I'll go to Dodgers games again
>>144689339Yeah he runs pretty hot and cold, wonder if his knee still giving him trouble
>>144689332This will never not be cringey Didn’t even bring in the 3d form
why are they all wearing masks and dancing in that blood pressure commercial?
>>144689330He's playing on a injured thumb atm
>>144689332the sooner the season ends, the sooner the next hololive night comes! maybe even an entire holive series eeeeeeeeeeeeek =^.^=
Stiffler's Mom is still hot. Would.
>>144689344Even if they did are you actually going to pay 8 bucks for a fucking hot dog
>>144689358Every team is going to have a Hololive Night next season.
>>144689332was there a 40 year old man controlling this from a flyover state?
>>144689368Just once just to say I had a Doyer Dog before I died
>>144689332Thanks for posting it I had to get my doordash order.
LEADOFF WALK LETS FUCKING GO OFFENSE GET IT GOING
>yes-yes joebench this bum
>>144689382inb4 gidp
>>144689368I went to the buffet and it was awesome. They just have piles of dodger dogs and you can just take them to your seats.
B A L DALD
>>144689256Stfu doyers have no fucking soul. Literally bought and paid for talent with no loyalty to anything but money. Literally they probably rape kids like the rest of Hollywood. Shohei ohtani probably drinks childs blood
>>144689372he's a tranny but yes
>>144689349>3d formGura would shit herself lmao.
>>144689358As cringe as people say it was, the atmosphere at the ballpark that night was incredible. Huge comeback win, will Smith 3 HR night, fans got to walk on field and watch a drone show, and I saw some cosplay babes dressed up like naruto characters.Fun stuff
>>144689398make sure you check your blood pressure anon
>>144689398this
B I GIGD I C KICKW I L L I A MILLIAM
B D WDW
WILL FUCKIN SMITH
willy smith :)
BIG WILLY STYLE TIES IT UP LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO
IT'S OUT OF THERE
BIGDICKWILL
LMAO
>>144689398>Literally bought and paid for talent with no loyalty to anything but money.Deepest farm in baseball SUCK MY DICK HOME FUCKING RUN LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144689332IT FUCKING WORKED
3 times through the lineup. i guess analytics is right
>>144689402>>144689403checks out
will smith slap!
Ooooh a tie game, things got interesting!
GET JIGGY WITH IT
Slapped the shit out of that ball
>>144689332RALLY SHARK!
I'm out Padsbros, this ain't our year
Shoulda kept using the sticky ear stuff
ABOUT FUCKING TIME SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING
nice bat flip that was
get owned scrubs lmao
rare will smith batflip
>>144689332Rally gura I kneel
>>144689344the doyer dog is bacon wrapped btw
>not booing musgrove off the moundbunch of FAGGOTS in the stands tonight
>>144689453But we're in the playoffs? Even if we did win the series, Rockies ain't gonna me much help anyways.
>>144689459even though the offense has looked lifeless tonight, the boys do WANT to win
>>144689459i like it
>>144689453Padbro we fight to the end
NO DECISIONNO DECISION FOR MUSKGROVE
Joe Musgrove has never won a game against the Dodgers
inb4 ohtani homerun
>>144689492He has a win in Playoffs haha
>strikeGood fucking God robo umps when
>>144689509careful what you wish for
K I K EIKE
Ohtani homer incoming
OH KAY KEE KAY!
Based banana man
>catchers interferenceholy KEK
I like kike
poodres imploding!
not so fast
LMAOHere comes Ohtani
>catchers interference RARE
>>144689518Thank you based banana-man!
Yep, that's interference all right.
this team fucking sucks
top kek
OHTANI MAGIC DOES IT AGAIN HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHITCLUTCHTANI HAS ARRIVED
holy script
Activate Ohtani
KEK POODRES
fucking ohtani holy shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKMw2it8dQY
RBI-TANI
He's so fucking clutch. There is actually no way Dodgers can lose in the playoffs. I refuse to believe it.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Ohhhhh Poodres
GOATANI
Oh ho ho TANI
>not letting pages go for the insurance runoh no...
MLB scriptwriters are so predictable
great work from the bottom of the order and the ball has eyes and finds a hole through the infield GOOD FUCKING SHIT DOGGIES
SHOWTANI
>>144689443>someone saved my pic of PavolHoly based.
>>144689558they won't win a single game in october bro
So teams just purposefully play bad to make Ohtani look better now?
>>144689499MY SIDES
>Ohtani with risp
>>144689558unfortunately, ohtani only hits 1 out of every 9 times
did ohtani say the f word? my kids look up to this guy
MOOOOOOOOKIIIIIEEEE SLAAAAAAAPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!
POO POO POOOOOOODRES
EVEN MOOKIE DID SOMETHINGOH BABY
What is this song?
POOOOODRES
apologize to mookie, faggots
>POODRES
w00t!
LETS FUCKING GO
>Mookie actually did something
MOOKIE POOKIE
Holy shit FINALLY
MOOKIE... SLAP!!
MONKEY SLAP
ABSOLUTELY MOOKED
>>144689600and THERE it is
MOOKIE SLAP A NIGGA
kek beating the padres is like winning the world series for doyers undocumenteds
>OLD SCHOOL BUEHLER>BIG DICK WILLY>OHTANI CLUTCH HIT>MOOKIE CLUTCH HIT
shohei has lit a fire under the "complacent" dodgers
MUGI SLAP
>>144689591no. he needs to do 10 more of those
>>144689588darude - sandstorm
I forgot how fun Doyers games are when the stadium is fired up
>>144689600COWARD!!!
I still say player of the game is Smith. Flipped the script
POODREPACOS KEK
Alright. I'm going to bed.
>>144689615A classic from a more civilized age.
wooooooooooo
Lookin better for the doyerpacos
freeman ded freeman ded
oh no...
>no ankle ligaments>no sonabsolute state of freewoman
walk it off freddie
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FREEMAN BTFO
freddie.................
oh he's alright, just rolled it a little bit
OOOOFankle owned
>rolled his ankle>another dead Dodger
>I'll try breaking both my ankles, that's a good trick
Oh jesus, he twisted (?) his ankleThat's not a season ender though right?
Rub some dirt on it he'll be fine
>getting injured in a meaningless game a week before playoffs 1st round exit
>>144689647Well lets close this game and have him sit out the Rockies series. Also hopefully we get a bye to add some extra cushion
Freddiebros...
>walking teo
>>144689651stop being gay
THE STUPID FUCKING UMP GOT IN HIS WAY, HE TRIPPED AVOIDING HIMFUCK UMPIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>144689655He's walking on it, probably a week or 2 out
make em pay for walking teo and hurting freddie Munchy
>>144689660I think the bye is guaranteed with a win here?
>>144689658>Meaningless gameNigga this is for the division
Congratulations on Division win, doyers!
WEARESOBACK
>jogs to 1b>trips and injures himselfamerican """athletes""" everyone
>>144689673Sorry not sorry!
Freddiebros...It's joever
>>144689678yes it is
>>144689678a win tonight locks the division. so yeah.
>>144689678Yes
>>144689621Walker for me
Octoberbros......
Based inning
Ump was clutch that inning
>>144689679This game is over already. It'll be 6 routine outs for Padres. They aren't sweeping the Dbacks either. They'll probably lose all 3 to be amish.
what an inning brosthank you based gura
>>144689695yeah gotta give it to Walker. We needed a strong start from him this game and he absolutely delivered
yea he's fucked
ok dodgers, don't choke for 2 more innings. save it for october.
why do dodgers have so many anime faggot fans
>>144689695Walker surprised everyone tonight and against the Padres too. Looked like a legit WS starter
>>144689708he's okay. rolled ankles hurt a lot in the moment they happen but they're resilient
>>144689711>>144688101
>>144689708
>>144689711anime faggots OWN you
>>144689703>to be amishkek stealing this
>>144689708Double ouchie
>>144689711if china nuked LA tomorrow the rest of america would celebrate in the streets
>>144689708rest up buddy
don't get in the submarine made of carbon fiber
>>144689711anime website, retard
>>144689711>why do dodgers have so many anime faggot fansbrown people get to be white vicariously thru anime
>>144689718not if he sprained it
>>144689711Dodgers have fans all throughout the world to be honest. But liking the dodgers doesn't mean anything sincere. It's liking Brady or lebron
>>144689711>complaining about anime on an anime imageboard
>>144689711Elliot Rodgers tier hapas simping for GayForPaytani
>>144689711They have a superstar who is practically an anime protagonist
>>144689731Jokes on you, most Dodgers fans left California years ago
>>144689708>rolled anklehe'll be back in two weeks
>>144689731>implying they'd settle with just LA
>>144689711kek the joshicord didn't like this one
incoming Ks for MAGAtreinen
>>144689746the dodgers won't be playing by then
>>144689711because anime is based
>>144689742>TRANIME BOARD
>>144689731LA and NYC
Here comes the choke.
>titties junior
treinen wasn't happy about that walkas he shouldn't be, FOR AMERICA
>>144689711anime website, chud
lets get a big double play here
bye is going ot be important if it's a relatively short injury period for freddie
>>144689756Anon, they play the Rockies next
>>144689746I sprained my ankle twice rolling it like that when I used to skate. its over for him if he sprained it.
Where did all the anime haters come from?
>>144689771most important for the staff
>>144689762
>>144689767delete this
>>144689778Biden's America
1 OUT
>>144689708what a complete pussy
>video game pitch
>>144689770Yeeerrrr OUT
wtf does video game pitch mean
>When the Padres send their people, they're not sending their best. They're bringing pop flies. They're bringing groundouts. They're papists. And some, I assume, are good people.- Blake Treinen
>>144689771No bye team has even made it to the WS since the bye was introduced. I have no clue why everybody thinks the bye is helpful. Baseball is a rhythm game.
>swing at a ball 3 feet away
TWO OUTS
>>144689708freddie can rest the ankle until oct 5, first game of playoffs
machudo votes against his own economic interests
>>144689796KEK
>>144689796my chud :)
>>144689798astros had a bye in 2022
>>144689715Padres offense can be hot or sleepy. But I wouldn't say worse than 2023, sucks that Arraez injury is hurting him rn, but no excuses, Padres offense will be hot in PS, hopefully lol better than them going for hero ball last year,. More small ball kino this year.
>>144689796truly /ourguy/
>>144689793it means it has unbelievable movement like you'd see in a videogame or a looney tunes episode
>>144689776Because you trannies constantly spam it even when it's not warranted. And it's not even cool anime, it's the gay shit that's made for 7 year old Japanese girls. Pedo vibes.
>>144689731Nah nigga nah
>Machado>clutchPick one and only one
>>144689776I don't even hate anime but grown men posting shit like this?>>144688156>>144687481>>144687457>>144688461>>144688775>>144689258>>144689448>>144689332need to be culled for the good of the nation
Lmao treinen makes Manny look awful
>>144689807i suddenly like machado (also machado is wealthy of course he's a republican)
CT3!
>>144689822You sound like a fag and your shit's all retarded
>comes to an anime website to complain about animego to reddit retard. all your problems solved
>>144689822>these anime pictures does not affect the average anon poster in any way shape or form and you have no reason to get offended by such pixels
>>144689821Ah, you mean just like in my MLB The Show '24 on Playstation 5 featuring Vlad Guerrero Jr.?
>Doyers about to clinch>my ass is about to release
GG's padres, see ya hopefully in october
Thank you based MAGATreinen
>>144689822
>>144689836>anime websitethis was deboonked earlier in the thread
>>144689836>go to the even trannier website where you get banned just for saying tranny and also there's weebs too ????
>>144689844>improper use of green text>is a tranime pedo See what I mean. Moot sold this site years ago. You pedos need to go with him.
>>144689822>And it's not even cool animeSomething tells me your idea of "cool anime" is SnK and Death Note. Maybe Fist of North Star
>>144689855/a/ and /b/ were the first boards, dork
>>144689860angel of darkness but yeah
what a gay as fuck thread
lets tack on some insurance here. don't leave the door open for these fools
>>144689860Something tells me you're a pedo who posts little girl anime.
>>144689858>You don’t get it, you HAVE to let me act like a fucking retard and break TOS. You just have to okay?!?! Freeze peach!!!Grow up you fucking retard
>>144689855>>144689858>>144689859You're all a bunch of nerds I'd shove you into a lockerYWNBAW
>>144689822>Characters appear at dodgers game>Two memes come from it>Not warrantedWe've done more with less on this site.
>>144689859and yet these posts do not affect your daily life at allyou have no reason to get mad at silly pixels
sogay ohtranny
>>144689796lel
>>144689865regret popping in here from the genny after the 7th
>>144689868
>>144689879MANY are saying this!
>>144689796>They're papistsClever
It's just one guy
which doyer gets injured next?
>>144689878And yet you're the one seething that I call you a tranny pedo for liking little girl anime meant for 7 year old Japanese girls.
>>144689827you'd be surprised what men are capable of when they abandon dignity
>>144689897>>144689879
>>144689897ohtani when the dodgers force him to pitch in the NLDS
>>144689878>reddit spacing>the tranny defense
>>144689868Here, go jerk off to this and leave the thread
>>144689899seething? i'm chilling watching the doyers game and will fix up some food afterwards
>dodgers take the lead>seething begins
>>144689905i don't think anyone can force ohtani to do anything. it would be more like "allowing" him to pitch even though they shouldn't unless he is 100% healed and prepped to do so
based kike
>>144689733
>>144689876Don't pretend like you pedos are only in Dodgers threads. You show up everywhere spamming your garbage. Most times there's not even relevant text to go with it. Just some uwu bullshit.Guarantee you have body pillows.
>>144689915Love to see it
megane kike has been such a hero in the second half
>>144689906a buddy of ours said it bestthese losers become sexually aroused from images from another man's mindtruly pathetic
>>144689733or else you will DIE
Kike is probably the most consistent member post-vision test
>>144689922what are your hobbies anon?
>>144689906rent free
>>144689922>Guarantee you have body pillows.Wish I had one
>its an anime website so I HAVE to post little shoujo anime girls and go yayyyyyyy!!!mental illness
andy pages :)
>>144689922I have two
ANDY WITH THE INSURANCE HOMER LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
ANDY FUCKING PAGES
>>144689922Miss me with such accusations.
AND THAT'S A WRAP
ez
oh baby!
ANDY POTHEADS!!!
>>144689937AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHA
>>144689942absolutely based
CRUSHED would be the optimal word to use in this situation
:O
>>144689922>Don't pretend like you pedos are only in Dodgers threads. You show up everywhere spamming your garbage. Most times there's not even relevant text to go with it. Just some uwu bullshit.>Guarantee you have body pillows.
Let's see if Shohei can hit another just for fun now
Feels like the seething over anime began as soon as Dodgers tied it up
Run differential chads LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144689937Yay I'm so happy!!!
Padres can start licking their wounds going to Arizona. Goodnight.
Turn the Pages
YAY
padres won the season series
>>144689851Same friend, same. May the best team win! Sucks Padres couldn't smack Walker lol they always struggle against no name high era Scrubs. Also yep now it'd a GG with that 2 run HR by Pages. Nothing you can do about that
>>144689961Because Poodres fans are insecure San Diego normalfags
>>144689965LOS ANGELES LOVES SAN DIEGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
that HR is why i think the dodgers don't resign teo and go after adames next year (plus rushing is tearing it up and was moved to LF at OKC)
doyers are just inherently onions.
>>144689937
No way the Padres sweep the Sneks, it'll be a knife fight down in AZ
Doubletani :)
>profaggotlmao
OH NO NO NO NO! >Poodres fielding
poodres fielding
blooptani double
cringe
Fucking KEK
HAHAHAHAHAHA PROFAR HAHAHAHAHAHA
>PROFALACTIC
TUMBLING DOWNTUMBLING DOWN
PRO FART
>400th total base>first since 2001holy wew
400 total bases
Profar has made great sliding catches but he missed perhaps the easiest one
>gets to 2nd base on a blooperOhtani is just that good
IRRELEVANT OUTFIELDER
>>144690004
oh no no no
Padres fans rn
>>144689985onion rings
>>144690008My GOATarino
>>144690009when 4 roiders all did it in the same season
>>144690023that is a disgusting act
>>144690024way too thick. i prefer skinny onion rings
>>144690036t. irish man
We must not allow our beautiful American game of Baseball to be overrun by anime faggots
>champagne fight tonight>high altitude Denver game tomorrowDoyers are gonna lose the first game to Rockies aren't they
>>144689731this but new orleans
>>144689961That makes it even more hilarious and I’m not even an animefag. I wish I could like Japanese cartoons
>>144689977that's very nice. let's get you to bed now
kopech is throwing straight fuego
>>144690055the Japanese run baseball now
>>144690056Not a doubt in my mind.
>>144690055If you ever attend a beisbol game at Tokyo Dome, you'd be very surprised
>>144690024I got onion rings in my jack in the box munchie meal and it had like fucking 4. I am getting all tacos next time.
Are the Padres fans gone yet or are they still seething?
oh boy here we go
Last time I was in San Diego I had some really good birria tacos, hopefully I go back soon or to old town. gg padres
>>144690080they're gone. they'll be back if the dodgers start choking though.
Don't do this to me Doyers
one down
FROZE HIMONE OUT
two down
I just hope Freddie's okay.
>>144690089Nigga its 7 to 2
Imagine not going for a fastball straight down the middle
DODGERS CLINCH DODGERS CLINCHDODGERS CLINCH
THAT'S THE GAME! SEE YOU LATER PADRES!
gg San Diego
IT'S OGRE POODRES
>>144690087Check out Cafe Coyote, love that fucking place.
CHOKEDRES
NL WEST CHAMPS AGAINhelluva series padres maybe see you in a week
yawn, another division title
(shohei is only .007 away from leading in BA and securing a triple crown award)
Doyers to the Superbowl!
>>144690126>>144690125>>144690121GG frens see you at NLDS OR CS! Grats!
we did it, Dodgersbrosfuck you, Poodres
>>144690138and yet lindor will be mvp
Shohei Ohtani is a division champion.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAYY
Feels like the whole team won todayWalker had a great outingSmith erases Padres leadKike, Ohtani being clutchPages pads the leadBanda and Kopech being aces
>>144690148literally 0 chance of that happening lmao. Shohei will be unanimous MVP once again
I might unironically make homemade doyerdogs this weekend
if freddie goes on the injured list, call up rushing. played some 1st base in minors
>>144690148lmao
>>144690155Oh, and Mookie breaks his cold streak. Can't forget that
FUCK THE PADRES
>>144690094stop the count
>>144690155>>144690168huge team victory. great vibes all around. now they cruise into an easy series in colorado and rest up for the playoffs
Feels good to be a Dodgers fan. Time to prepare for the postseason.
>>144690153>defending this behavior because anime websiteyour fathers should have hit you more as kids
>>144690208Well now I can just beat my dad down. What now bitch.
DIVISION CHAMPS
They're going all the way!
ANOTHER div title. It's almost getting old, but not really.
>>144690208The fathers just lost
freddie using crutchesoh no
>>144690306he'll be okay when we need him. have faith
>>144690312yeah, i'm hoping it's just for stability and so he doesn't accidentally cause more damage
>>144690336yeah I'm thinking it's just precautionary
