DALLAS COWBOYS VS NEW YORK GNATS OFFICIAL GAMETHREAD #4
Go bills
GANG SHITTHATS ALL I'M ONGANG SHITTHATS ALL I'M ON
>>144687432stop posting my wife
>>144687432Ugly. I'm leaving this thread.
>>144687482She looks like she fucks mildly handsome but nerdy white guys.
>>144687459>could I be so stupid?>no..it's the entrance examinations that are wrong!
Whoa a 3 and out??????
>>144687432barf
>>144687459i'm shocked there are 7 that are capable of doing the work
>have like 4 RBs>Hand off to wr1 over and overWhere's the guy that was asking why McCarthy is bad?
>yeah, im yankin enhertu
>>144687432>Oh. Hey Mina. I notice you are standing with your legs apart. Is that because I destroyed that pussy last night?
Al Michaels really does not give a fuck about these thursday night games lel
>>144688162He's thinking about his post game steak lmao
>>144688103literally me fr fr
>>144687432shit teams
shit season
shit my pants
every time they say PENETRATION I giggle
yeah...i'm thinking the giants fucking suck
Shit this bussy
Giants are doing a great job of killing the clock
shut league
>Gnats worrying about playcalling to burn clock>haven't scored a TD all game
Hey guys it's third down wonder what play they'll run
This shit is so fucking delicious you have no idea
> cowsois
>>144688162Would you?
>>144688162Why the fuck would you? They are awful!
CATCH THE FUCKING BALL
shit game
the giants are a bad football team
My Panthers would bootyblast both of these shit teams
>>144687432So you can't say Jones is bad after this. I think it's playcalling if it's anything. Jones can ball. I'd take him in South Beach in a heartbeat
>DJ throwing to his target's knees again
Who the fuck are the Giants even paying besides Jones and their one dlineman? Why can't they afford WRs?
My Rams would've caught that.
>drop the pass>beg for a flag
whoa a 3 yard in to the slot can't believe it
>>144688493why is it in a jug?
PARSONS DED
"Get inside him!"What did Kirk mean by this
I think instead of kicking field goals the giants should Hawl TuahSpit on that Thang:v]
This confuses and enrages the foreigner
>>144687432
Too much baby oil in the Giants locker room
I think Parsons is a bussy bandit like Diddy
ANOTHER DROP
>>144688524vaginal penetration
>>144687459Leftists' brains go haywire when their college-learned propaganda suddenly doesn't support reality and being un the real world.
>>144688511Robinson is doing a horrible jorb though
>>144688528I love syrup on sausage and bacon
>>144688521Nothing really changes this season so far. He's been secured now
Its a wonder Giants receivers catch anything, the ball looks so fucking bad coming out of Jones's hand
>>144688514>Why can't they afford WRsthey can they just dont know what good ones look like
Jones has played well tonight. It's a shame his receivers can't catch.
>>144688528>not real maple syrup Gay
Parsons is kill
>>144688528its not even real syrup though. the heart attack would absolutely be worth it otherwise
>cock ring ad
>>144688543same
>>144688528oh yeah that's the stuff
starting to think zeke isn't very good anymore
>>144688554Or defenders with tackling
>>144688554Nigga wut? Jones underthrows every pass
>>144688556Go back paco. You would never understand.
>>144688162
>>144688528>using basedrup instead of real syrupngmi
>>144688537
why doesn't shartsons just drink water?
>>144688569he's hit multiple guys in the hands
>>144688554He's under thrown at least 3 TDs
>>144688560Based sex toy
> Let's TexasLet's Not
>>144688554100%. This half alone there were 6 balls that should have been caught but the Giants greased themselves in Crisco at halftime
wut the fuck is this this
>>144688567Welcome to reality, Jerry.
>>144688569monkey tier IQ
>SMART RINGwhat's next? smart shoes?
love that (((chicken))) from popeyes
Feels like im watching a madden game where comp vs computer. Lifeless teams and commentaryGeneric commentating. They need to be more negative and shit like charles barkley. Nfl probably bans them from saying anthing remotely critical of any of the players and it neuters them
>movie with Gayron's ex rated R for nudityCoomer bros....
HE ACTUALLY KILLED HIM
>>144688569Are you blind? The ball is right there in their hands
Geez haha was the line 5.5? Haha oh wow
what a fucking brainlet
Going for it on fourth down
>black ref signals catch>white ref has to tell him he's a fucking idiot
ALL 3 ARE SAYING NO
>only good player is dedkek
F
Dallas lost half the roster kek
>>144688493le funnay fake food hehele roundmeal
He threw it over the line of scrimmage anyways didn't he?
We know the Gnats suck. This game just exposed Dallas.They won't even make it to playoffs this year.
>>144688584>>144688593>Giantsfans have gone so long without a decent QB that they think underthrowing is good passing
>Parsons dedRIP Cowboys
rip nabers
how did he heem himself there? lmao it looked so routine
>>144688569Hit him right in the hands you farm fucking faggot
>>144688528Replace the burger pattie with a sausage pattie and its a decent breakfast sandwich.
VAXXED
>drop pass>die>lose gameWhat a triple threat
>YEEEEP>YEAH WE BLOOOW
>>144688162His obvious disappointment and disdain for how shitty Thursday night games tend to be is the only reason to watch
>he dropped it
Giants receivers are ass
>Nabers killed himself to blow the game
that nigga SLEEPY
>nabers twitchingThe fuck?
MJ GONETHAT NIGGA DIED
kek, giants are just sad to watch
DEAD
Should’ve punted
the giants will be good again in 2029
nabers shudda wore the diaper helmet thing
all these injured players.... S O F T
>>144688601it's JGL's flaccid cock
Dak pick 6 inc
I'm starting to think Jones isn't that bad and its the receivers
>new york
>>144688587Sex toy?
The injury bowl
WEBM WHERE? I JUST TUNED OUT FUCK.
shit gameshit teamsshit playersshit coachesshit franchisesdon't ever show me this shit again
I'm beginning to think that there's something to this whole MetLife turf...
>>144688653Just a bit chilly in the stadium
can't score a single fucking td in like 8 possessions fucking retards
>>144688639trying to toe tap knocked his head without breaking the fall like a whip I think
>>144688677you might be retarded
gnats can't stop the runput a fork in 'em
>>144688636
>>144688677Then you're retarded.
Sad Game.
CLOCKBALL
Jones needs real weapons. These bums couldn't catch a cold in Wuhan
>>144688664This. They're pulled 3x15 bench on 225 and yet a knick to the joints is sending them to the tent? Shit's embarrassing.
>>144688678Eeeeeew, filthy.
Concussed already as a rookie?
>>144688703Toyota?
>>144688693they do that on purpose to try and avoid the ball being knocked loose by the ground
I don’t understand why so many players are getting hurt bros… they added the dynamic kickoff, they castrated the onside kick, and they banned the hip drop tackle and it’s STILL happening! What is the next necessary step to ensure the safety of the players?
>nfl got rid of perfectly working nfl gamepass to outsource to some shitass british boxing site that doesn't work Can these faggots do ANYTHING right
>>144688678Everything I see that sewerjew I just picture Zoidberg going "woop woop woop woop" as he skitters away
>>144688703i hope i look like this when im in my 40s
Just tuned in, 2 injury timeouts in a row. Gay sport, gay teams.
>>144688677>literal who YouTube channel>he killed himselfOh geez.
>>144688660>Eli Manning decides to coach the NYG his autism magic to win 2 Superbowls against Tom Brady
it's over
>>144688705Jones can't win with these cats.
>>144688703Are those hips real?
>>144688722guaranteed replies
>>144688703it should be labelled a terrorist act putting breeding hips like that on tv
>>144688726ywnbaw
5 (five) field goals from the giants, complete joke
>>144688722Adding some body fat to absorb blows.
How do we fix the Gnats?
My turf :)
>>144688722maybe the owners will add another ubiquitous regular season game to make more money. That'll help.
lots of broken bucks in this game
>nayggers
oh NOW you decide to play the run you stupid tomato-looking bitch
Hey, that's Drew Lock. Why don't they have him as their starter?
>durrr if you're a cowsois fan you're worried about the team, that you don't even play for, going to 1-3kirk is such a fucking faggot. i want him dead.
>>144688678Whatever you do, do NOT read the comments section on YouTube for the Kirby's Air Ride Item Bounce music, otherwise you are an antisemitic CHUD.
If Nabers even has trouble catching the ball, it's probably the receivers.Oh what the hell. Giantsfags were okay with Jones getting paid. They haven't seen a good QB since the VHS era.
>>144688747>we
what's it like to let another man cum in your ass
I think I don't like NFL football anymore. Been feeling it for a bit, but now I'm accepting it.
>>144688734>Against the tom brady owned vegas raidersLife really is a circle
>>144688747Let them run one through Wony
>>144688703Would save up to buy the whole Toyota lineup to breed with her
There's only 4 other people in my Pick Em pool (yes already in week 4) and ho goodness do I hope one of them picked the Giants
>>144688747White QB
>>144688698They’ve dropped 2 key first down throws.
>>144688767like cheering for my eagles
>>144688747What is she wearing?
>>144688767ask your mother
>>144688747made for servicing BWC
>>144688786>she
>>144688762more like kirby's train ride
I thought the Megalopolis commercial was for the new joker movie
Will it be kino?
webm?
>>144688703How do you get a gf with hips like those?
>>144688795No
>>144688793kek
>>144688795more like megacrapolis
>>144688747black qb
>>144688703toyota breedathon
>brady shilling for goyslop chips
>>144688796gif?
>>144688705I hope you are joking Jones is the reason the Giants arent up two scores. Daboll is runner up with his shit playcalling. Too scares to take a shot in the endzones when the team is within 10 yards. Constant under routes.
>>144688790Based
>>144688795Looks like kino to me.
>>144688795There was dead silence at the end when it was shown at Cannes. It's looking grim.
>>144688803>>144688805be nice frankie worked very hard on this one
>>144688655They're the worst kind of bad where they're not rebuilding so they have no excuse for being absolute ass and should be semi-competent but just can't fucking do anything right. Running routes a yard behind the first down mark, dropping crucial passes, letting people into the backfield unblocked on every fucking rush attempt settling for chickenshit field goals while trailing...it's so frustrating to watch and I'm not even a Giants fan
Boooo
>>144688747Not having a womanizer as a QB is a good start
The WHAT post-game show?JC Penney? They aren't dead? The fuck?
>>144688762>>144688793The comment section in this one is pretty based
>>144688703would
>>144688795more like megaslopolis
>>144688815
>>144688795more like megaflopolis
games over giants are still cancer move along
>>144688795Yes.
>>144688795hrm
>>144687432Shit teams
>>144688795If you want a modern masterpiece go watch Killers of the Flower Moon.
>>144688703Pure. Fucking. Sexo.jdp8r
>MISS SHITBOYS
WHAT THE FUCK HE FINALLY MISSEDW
UH OH
NINJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>NFL kickers
NOT SO FAST, COWSISSIES.
>>144688790She's from Atlanta
Aubrey missed?! Genuinely shocked.
>PRO KICKERS
MISSED?
Ninjabros...WE ARE BACK
>professional kickers
>HURRR ZIMMER STOPPED A SHITTY TEAMS RUN GAME!!!!!No fucking shit
What a shitshow.
>>144688614>>144688614>>144688614>>144688614haha oh gosh!
ACTIVATE THE MAGNETS
>>144688831No shit, you'd have to be a total queer to not want to fuck Toyota Jan
Shame the Giants offense is awful and will just give up a sack or throw some 6 yard route
>>144688849$$$$ vegas baby!!!
WIDE RIGHT
OH NO NO NO COWSOI SISTERS!!!!
Is running the ball dead in the NFL? I feel like every game I watch now teams struggle to get over 75 yards
Rigged ass shit
NO ERA
>best kicker in the league missing a chip shot to go up 8 when the spread is +5.5
NO REFUNDS
>white kickers
kwab
Both these teams are so fucking bad.
haha time for danny dimes to not win the game
it's unironically not ogre yet, my shitboys will still lose this
Robinson is pure boott and has legitimately cost them the game.
>>144688859>SOCCER KICKERS ftfy
Tyree would have caught that
>>144688882>50+>chip shot
wtf is this play calling? You had 30 seconds, just dink and dunk out of bounds not memechuck it deep
spreadfags btfo
>spread was -5.5>kicker misses chip shotEVERY SINGLE TIME
>>144688882>53 yard chip shot
>>144688882Yup, it's insane how rigged this game is. Starting from the phantom facemask to this. NFL = WWE
Here's how the giants can still win
LMAAAAOOOOOOOOO
>gamba fags seething
How do I end up on the winning side of rigged sports betting?
INT
>jones
3 on 7, what'd you expect?
>DanINT Poones
>GNATSGNATS>GNATSGNATS>GNATSGNATS>GNATSGNATS>GNATSGNATS>GNATSGNATS>GNATSGNATS>GNATSGNATS>GNATSGNATS>GNATSGNATS>GNATSGNATS>GNATSGNATS>GNATSGNATS>GNATSGNATS>GNATSGNATS>GNATSGNATS>GNATSGNATS>GNATSGNATS>GNATSGNATS>GNATSGNATS>GNATSGNATS>GNATSGNATS
pray for DPI time
Game ogre
>danny dilates
Yeah, Jones is totally a good player and it's his receiver's fault.
you just KNEW that was getting picked by the throwing motion
That's a safety no?
anything under 55 is a chip shot
HOL UP
>>144688902Yeah wtf. These coaches are retarded.
>>144688872>Throwing in obvious double coverageDanny Dimes never fails
Daboll is one of the worst play callers in the NFL right now
>danny overdrawn checking account
wishing a slow painful death for gamblefags
I thought it was dook poopscoop who was supposed to throw the game losing pick.
The defender was never downed after the INT. He wasn't touched
>dimeless dan
Throw the ball better you faggot
>Dak kneels in the end zone>Free kick>Fair catch>untimed field goal
Jones looks like the most confused, scared fucking moron on earth
Thank G-d that's over with
What a fucking awful game
Daboll is assDaniel Jones is assThis whole team is assAll New Jersey teams are ASS
>>144688902Their one good receiver was out
>>144688934No
>be me>YEAHHHHHH>HERE WE GOOOOOO>people hate meWhy is it like this ...
yikes
I fucking hate this game
>>144688940How did this bald fuck win coty
Do you think Mahomes is going to win by more than one score this week fellers?
what an absolutely awful game
how did football manage to become more boring than golf/soccer/baseball combined?
Imagine paying thousands of dollars to purchase tickets for this and going into New York traffic willingly to go watch this pathetic team shit the bed against a less pathetic team.
>>144688949Dumbass, he gave himself up
that was.... a game.
...in the most unforeseen of outcomes Danny Derps throws a game ending interception on the final desperado drive.
>>144688703>all toyota jan's husband does is play videogames and knock her uplucky bastard
Game. Blouses.
what an absolutely fucking GARBAGE game
>barely beat the gnatsit's so over for them boys
>>144688969Sirianni triggered too many people that year
>>144688895Never trust someone with that many tattoos. They're overcompensating which means they're weakminded
>>144688969Saquon carried the offense.
HAHAHAHAHAH>cue derp.mp3This is the worst game so far this season which is saying something because Bears-Colts happened.
>just throw "fuck it bombs in the field" instead of actually trying and running an drillthey deserve it for being retarded
Good to know my team isn't the only team playing unwatchable games
>>144688918Just bet on the team scripted to win
Guys, I've reached my quota on NFL Thursday night trash games. Fuck this league. Put on better matchups
>>144688983What's crazy is cowboys will think they're back when this is probably the worst win against the giants they've had in a long time.
>>144688993The season has been terrible in general so far
>>144688974Rule changes
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>>144689010
>>144689007how do i know whos scripted to win?
idk what more you could ask for NYyour defense did their jobyou QB had the ball in his hands TWICE for game winning drives you had 26 rushing yards tonightTWENTYSIX
>>144689015Then you’re watching the wrong games kiddo.
>>144688988The amount of win in this image… it’s just too much to handle. Post of the year, to be sure
HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP HOL UP WE DEM BOYZ
>>144688959Yeah people want to villify Jones but this shit sandwich has plenty of layers to it. O-line can't block, receivers can't catch, rbs can't break tackles, coach seems to treat the endzone as an optional destination...the only guy on offense you can actually trust is the kicker
>>144689013yeah, this was actually pretty damning against the cowsoisliterally anyone could play defense against that utter trash NY offense, and they still only held them to one score
>>144689034against the worst rush defense in the league pre gamemade them look fucking omniscent
>>144689027If I had free tickets at the 50 yard line and field access, I still wouldn't go to any of these games
>>144689027>wk 5Eh>wk 6Injury bowl>wk 7Boring>wk 8Might be good>wk 9Depends if aaron rodgers is still uninjured>wk 10Probably good>wk 11Probably gonna be bad>wk 12Shit shit shit>wk 14If jordan love playing, good, otherwise shit>wk 15Injury bowl pt 2>wk 16Shit>wk 17Shit
>>144689065Giants are in contention for worst team in the league. The fact that Cowboys were that one receiver running a bit further down field away from losing that game however shows that they have a LOT of problems right now
>>144689057I'm not a monster.. I'm just ahead of the curve.
>>144689013What cowboys thinks that? This was a spiritual loss for us that we had such a hard time against the fucking giants. There is just so much mismanagement of this team, and keeping Dak was the ultimate fuck you to us fans. They are pushing this jogger QB. I pray we go 2-15 this season because this team deserves it. Any Cowboys fan that says otherwise is a delusional bitch.
I went to a fundraiser at an Outback Steakhouse tonight and had a Bloomin Onion for the first time since I was probably like 8. That fucking thing was goddamn delicious.
No matter how bad you think your team is, just be thankful you don't have to suffer like Raiders fans. Be thankful
>>144689164I cant argue with a single thing you've said. Especially resigning Dak being the ultimate fuck you to us.
>>144687432Bro! She barely looks like she can even take cock!?
Huge win for the Cowboys!
>>144698185yup
>>144689882right?
boomping
>>144698185ye
Why is this shit thread still going?
>>144702394Because you bumped it :^)
>>144687432Mina Kimes’ feet in my mouth
If ur gonna boomp this shit then lets get some more Mina Cums pics.Wheres behind pics with this outfit? >>144687432
