>Lap:#7398>Countdown to Pirelli United States Grand Prix:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>144678504>Essentials:https://pastebin.com/Ufpi7Xpx >FantasyGP.com /f1/ League Formula Autism:Passcode: 12481614>Nico Hülkenberg F1 Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:224 (221 starts)>Fernando Alonso Grands Prix since last win:197>Max Verstappen Grands Prix since last win:8>Races in the Alpine 100 Race Plan86>2024 WDC StandingsVER: 331 (+18)NOR: 279 (+25)LEC: 245 (+10)PIA: 237 (+15)SAI: 190 (+6)>2024 WCC StandingsMcLaren: 516 (+40)Red Bull: 475 (+19)Ferrari: 441 (+16)Mercedes: 329 (+20)Aston Martin: 86 (+4)>2024 WEC StandingsRIC: 1027.45 (+56.20)PER: 1157.15 (+80.66)HAM: 1047.77 (+55.47)>News:RB replaces Ricciardo with Lawson for remainder of F1 2024Marko: Ricciardo lost "killer instict" after leaving Red Bull‘It’s great for the team’ – Ocon hails future Haas team mate Bearman as a 'remarkable talent'‘We are not quick or competitive’ – Gasly offers grim assessment as Alpine fail to score for third straight raceFerrari 'on top' of bouncing issues after identifying wind tunnel anomalyPerez: Colapinto "didn't put a foot wrong" in F1 Singapore GP defenceAlonso: Ferrari 'should have won' in SingaporePeter Windsor calls for Abu Dhabi to be rescinded, Hamilton to be 2021 world champion
gimi
Some of the other F1 twinks need a childMax has a kid and he's won 3 WDCs since then
DEATH TO FIA DEATH TO LIBERTY MEDIA!!
>>144690269>have a child (and actually raise it)>have a successful F1 careeryou can only pick one as F1 driver, and choice is obvious. who do you think so many drivers don't even marry, there's no time for that
What is the most recent race that Kelly went to?
>>144690327Death to Demoncunti
>>144690237where is my second heckin daniel retardo OP!!!!!!
Audi is making the best engine for 2026
Disgusting from Red Bull. I honestly doubted he knew because I assume he would want his family thereSorry for ranting but having Daniel go through that insane guessing game in the press all weekend, leading to him clearly being emotionally affected by all of it and then waiting for him after he was exhausted from racing one of the toughest races of the season where he got a fastest lap for your team to tell him that was it, his last race ever, only after it was over is straight up evil
red bull should keep retardo on, not as a driver but he could make funny faces for the jurnos or something idk
>>144690685t. retardo
>>144690685there's always room in the cuckbox
>>144690685put him on the pitstop team
Daniel Ricciardo was Christian Horner'sMaybe Red Bull's team principle shouldn't raping that woman than?
>>144690685Yes he needs a position as the grid hazer.
>>144690237What really happened to Michael Schumacher?
>>144690871He knew.
>10.2.3 No adjustment may be made to any suspension system while the car is in motion.
>>144690673When do the plebbitors call him “Daniel” like he’s one of their personal friends?
>>144690871He wore a helmet so now he's trapped in his lifeless body staring out a window and crying all day for the rest of his life instead of just being dead.
>>144691017really really tough. I think 6?
>>144690237is it unethical to break the toe(w)
>>144691017me? im standing outside because the venue does not allow indoor smoking
>>144691074
>>1446910171 is the only group without "people" from the southern hemisphere, so that one
>>144691017where retardo
>>144691086>1 is the only group without "people" from the southern hemisphere7, 5, 2
>>1446910173 just to point and laugh at retardo the whole night
>>144691100meds are too south for my liking
>>144691097>>144691101
>there will never be another finnish F1 championpowerful, computer science ruined them
I didn't know Danny was a troon
>>144691102>Mediterranean racing driver Alex Albon
>>144691114he's an honorary Thai and SEAlanders are the grossest of them all
>>144691112Horner already made that joke back in the Grill the Team principles series on the Formula 1 YouTube channel.
>>144691118t. will be sitting next to shamilton and a slav
>ynr Jack Doohan will race for Alpine next year
>>144691017I'd sit with my guy Sarge and die in this hurricane
>>144691086Hamilton is Brazilian
>>144691139I guess the grid needed more filler characters.A shame Jack is just nothing, his father was elite.Jack will have three years in F1, best result will be a lucky 7th in a race where 5 frontrunning cars crash out and he will be replaced by an established F1 driver just when the car is about to become semi-decent.
>>144690685Didn't they make him the Red Bull spare/test driver at one point so he could do advertising/media shit with Verstappen and Perez?
>>144691182yesall this time he was still the red bull "third driver", on loan at vcarb
>>144691209Yes, that's how the Red Bull driver programme works.Tsunoda is also on loan to VCARB.Gasly was on loan to Alpha Tauri.I think the only pilot who was actually not a part of the Red Bull driver programme in the junior team was Nick the Breeze, star of the Apex Formula 1 team.
>>144691172Hamilton is as english as pizza and chinese food
>>144691228I thought Hamlngton was Grenade.
>>144691139>>144691178I think he's gonna fit in just great, he already seemed arrogant and entitled from his days in F2. Maybe the French will give him honorary citizenship.>>144691234>Hamilton was French all along
2 so I can talk in Dutch
>>144691222no daniel's contract was (is?) with red bull racing like amx and checo. different to the academy drivers (plus graduates who make to f1 like yugi and sonoflaw) who can be sent anywhere red bull sees fit
loaning out drivers is gayowning multiple teams is gayergo Red Bull is gay, all Red Bull fans are gay, and F1 is gay.
rb could make retardo a mascot, he could dress up in a big costume of himself and cheer from the sidelines
>>144691272is that a the bad thing?
Where were you when Ricciardo built f1?
>Retardo fans on suicide watch now>But just give him time and a new Chassis and he'll smoke TsunodaHAHAHAHA KWAB
All of Daniel's fans keep saying RB treated him badly when he was the one to abandon RB's family and security for Renaul because he wanted more money. Sorry, I can't feel sorry for him.
A lot of comments are about RB always giving retardo a bad strategy. Pretty crazy that they did it every race for almost 2 seasons to supposedly sabotage him and he did nothing about it
>>144691318it's okay lawson you have the seat now
>ricciardo's career was killed by a guy who's only f1 legacy will be doing queerbait with pierre gasly
wtf bros
>>144691328ricciardo's career was killed by himself, a guy who's only f1 legacy will be doing queerbait with lando norris
Give Perez's seat to Devris.
>>144691318rb's pitwall are certified useless fucks. every race one or both of them gets utterly shafted after they try to be cleverliam will have fun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVP4C622DoM
>>144691334XD XD
>>144691357>huge revenge>kick sauberI don't think that'll affect them
Is it true that Pinkham has been doing more commentary stuff recently? I don't know anything about Sky F1 anymore because I have F1TV
>>144691272Ferrari and Haas are gay.Mercedes and Williams and Aston Martin are gayThe only acceptable teams are Alpine, Sauber and Mclaren I guess.
>>144691375She usually does FP1.At least, I think that that is her.
Personally I blame both Ricciardo and Gasly for this current Red Bull mess.If Ricciardo wasn't so self-destructive he could have been a boring number 2 to Verstappen until he retired randomly in 2022 when he didn't like the ground effect cars, legacy intact, just another Barrichello.And also Gasly for being so shit in his half year at Red Bull that Red Bull lost all confidence in their junior programme and are too scared to promote Tsunoda or stuck it out with Albon, now they have Perez who is just as shit.
>>144690784He's used to taking giant balls to the face.
>>144691375Look at that Ham.
>Peter Windsor calls for Abu Dhabi to be rescinded, Hamilton to be 2021 world championwhere? when??
>>144691407The fact that Red Bull failed three times now to pair Max is their fault. Obviously Max is a special talent but failing to get performance out of the other three, who are proven F1 drivers (two of them being race winners) is some diabolical failure from red bull.
Why didn't Adrian Newey build a championship tier car for Daniel Ricciardo? Is Adrian Newey racist to Australians?
>>144691443id just get rid of Max and perezstart anew before the new engines come into playbunch of fresh rookies, maybe hire a big name for your #1 seat in RB
>>144691454he did. m*rcedes were cheating and were only nerfed long after he left
>>144691407Red Bull should have supported him more after Baku 2018.
>>144691438>where? when??Abu Dhabi. 2021. It says it right there.
QUE SE VA, SE VA
>>144691463Couldn't even beat Ferrari and Williams
>>144691407Ricci's mistake was going to McLel, which already had their own amx in Lando. he was always going to be the nr 2 there. that he surprisingly couldn't drive the McLel on top of that was the final straw.if he had stayed at Alpine, people would have said it was the car if the results didn't come. and he would have been picked up by another team eventually. (which might also have ended badly eventually, but that's something we'll never know)
>>144691478That Renault engine was dogshit.
>>144691478The Renault engine was so bad that even the team that was formerly Renault, Lotus at the time, switched to Mercedes engines and scored a podium with it.In the first few years of the Hybrid era that engine was a cheat code.
>>144691407Red Bull fucked up when they jumped the gun with Albon. They refused to admit that the 2020 car was a piece of shit and instead blamed the second driver. Then they fell for the pink Mercedes meme and hired Perez. Lawson will be another mistake. RIP.
>>144691481correct weight.renault ummd and ahhd for too long about whether they would stay in f1 during the scamdemic and that couple months is what it took for ric to get itchy feet and take the safe option at mclel. cyril did all he could to keep him but ultimately it was out of his hands if everyone could have their time again, renault would have shut down any speculation about leaving, staying the course with dr and cyril on board and while it probably wouldnt have resulted in that championship contender in a works car they wanted but a far better result than our timeline
Who will Red Bull hire when Amx leaves them after 2025?
>>144691522kvyatvettel
>>144691522Pulling
if baha was still alive he'd be crying like a little girl right now
>>144691522the return of marcus ericsson
>>144691540where did all the coupes gowhy so many cars got 4 doors now
i want a alfa giulia coupe
>>144691334HIS TIME
/f1/ don't needing more than this
>>144691375>>144691429I want to taste Nat's pink ham.
>>144691591Woman driver or bad roads?
>we NEED more marketable personalities on the grid
Best racing game ever made. Maybe F1 games should stop trying to be so realistic
>>144691618I don't think I hit curbs but my rims are fucked and they weren't when I bought this car
>>144690237>Alonso: Ferrari 'should have won' in SingaporeWe'll come back to you
>>144691636>all that understeerDisgusting. No wonder he shits everything up
>>144691110>dude you have to become a tranny if you're a mentally ill lonerjesus christ these freaks are broken
>>144691630It's ok Charles also doesn't know how to park, and he is one of the manliest drivers on the grid.
I am the Law.
>>144691655This cuckmobile is like 2 m wide so you won't be able to open the door if a vw up parks nearby unless you do this desu
hi
>>144691655>one of the best drivers on earth>cant parklol
it's formula one racing not formula one parking
>>144690237>Peter Windsor calls for Abu Dhabi to be rescinded, Hamilton to be 2021 world championAt this point this doesn't even spark any feeling in me anymore, other than contempt for people who just can't let go 3 years later
>>144691734would you be able to let go if the roles were reversed?
>>144691655How in-depth can you go when customising your own Ferrari? What if I want a pure manual transmission?
>>144691738There were so many steward decisions that season that were bullshit. Focusing just on the last error is extra retarded. I'd be able to let go of abu graib but not the whole season. Lewis tards cannot say the same as the rest of the retarded decisions favored him.
>Alonso: Ferrari 'should have won' in SingaporeHe's about 16 years too late with that statement
>>144691628based
>>144691732
>>144691738No, because AMD AMX was the rightful champion.
>>144691654He's actually just an attentionwhore streamer leech, not a real tranny
Also this was a fiery but mostly peaceful protest.
>>144691757>rari SUVim surprised he didnt drive into the harbor
>>144691739You just need money and ferrari will customize anythingBut its not cheap beyond the poor people options
>>144691732https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ca5n198EHA0
>>144691780He's been there, done that
>>144691738I'd probably be pissed because of how many other things the FIA had rigged for them during the preceding 21 races but I certainly wouldn't actually be retarded enough to think bitching about it would get it overturned.If we're talking alternate scenarios is there one where Hamilton actually gets DQ'd for deliberately crashing into Max?
>>144691817>0.0001 grams overweightDQ>deliberately ram someone off tracksmol penaltymakes sense to me (I am picrel)
>>144691827I meant underweight, or 0.001ml fuel missing, or 0.0000mm floor too thin. I really am that picrel
>>144691792No you can't. Even their one-off are just coach-builts i.e. different bodies on an existing chassis and they ask multiple millions for such scam. If you approach ferrari and ask for a manual gtc4lusso they're just gonna tell you to fuck off and die.
Flörsch to Indy NXTHeard it from me first
>>144691905TAKE MY SOUL SOPHIA
>>144691897Just offer them an extra three 0s.
>>144691739>>144691792>>144691897i suppose that enough money may convince them to jam a 599 manual in a new chassis
Any news a out the Red Bull B car coming in Austin?
PPMG (please post more gimi)
>>144692055reddit
>>144692055BPPMGDgimi
Holy based, his legacy will be saving AMXs 4th championship by a single point
>>144692047The news is it's over, also that would be a C chassis remember? The B chassis came in Hungary.The bong from several threads back said it was their 2025 floor pushed up much sooner than expected, which seems very desperate when you consider they already think they're gonna lose the WCC and max still has a large lead in the WDC.
>>144692047They said it will B good.
>>144691761you don't put that much effort in as a jokefucking mental illness
>>144691522Russell
>>144692070>Today I will remind them (that if Lando wins every remaining race with FL and Max in P2 then this exact scenario would play out)Max currently has 331 points, and a lead of 52 points over Lando.There are 6 races and 3 sprints remaining for a total of 180 available points.Assuming a most charitable result (for Max) of Lando winning the remaining 7 rounds with Max in P2, and neither getting FL the lead would still be held by Max.After TEX-S: 51After TEX: 44After MEX: 37After HUE-S: 36After HUE: 29After VEG: 22After QAT-S: 21After QAT: 14After ABD: 7If Lando gets the FL, (which is more likely since he's got the fastest car by some margin), then the season would now end up with Max winning.Lando now needs to be outscoring Max by approximately 9 points each weekend, If that average reaches above 10 then even McLaren 1-2's would not be enough.After TEX-S: 51After TEX: 43After MEX: 35After HUE-S: 34After HUE: 26After VEG: 18After QAT-S: 17After QAT: 9After ABD: 1My prediction about RBR having a shitty weekend in Singapore was proven incorrect.I think my math is correct on his but with 6 races remaining in 2007, Kimi was the equivalent of 36 points behind Hamilton.BTW unless max now has 3 consecutive 0 point finishes or DNFs in a row he will break the record for the longest streak of consecutive days leading the WDC, taking Michael Schumacher's record of 896 days.If Max wins the WDC without losing the lead it would also make him the first driver to exceed 1000 consecutive days leading the WDC>Schumacher 896 days>Verstappen 854 days>Schumacher 630 days>Senna 581 days>Ascari 574 days>Alonso 560 days>Hamilton 546 days>Fangio 532 days>Lauda 518 days>Fangio/Vettel 490 days
>>144692073Not believing demoralization propaganda from a leaf and a bong
Fuck F1, I think I will boycott it for a few weeks.
>>144692110heh
>>144692070>Alonso does it in Texas>Perez does it in Mexico 'for his fans' >doesn't get it at all in Brazzers>Max gets it in Las Vegas because he is 30 ahead of P3 and pits for it>Alonso does it again in Qatar>Piastri gets it 'by accident' in Abu Dhabi
Anyone else struggling with wearing socks indoors? Even when it's cold I'm sweating.
>>144692126I don't think Verstappen is guaranteed 2nd in every race.Unless Ferrari really drop the ball each week.
>>144692105>My prediction about RBR having a shitty weekend in Singapore was proven incorrect.Its correct though, the RBR was nowhere near the Cheatlaren rocketship
>>144692140I don't think Norris is guaranteed 1st in every race.Unless God really drops the ball each week.
>>144692132I am barefoot for 70% of the time.
>>144692147Then by that logic Max can have a "shitty weekend" for the rest of the season and still win the WDC.
>>144692150Underneath my socks I am barefoot at all times.
Max will literally win the wdc by being p2 or p3 the last 5 races. And norris will choke somehow
>>144692140goblando is not guaranteed p1 every race. ps3 had games on a couple of occasions and norizz shits the bed every other race. there's also the possibility of lechuck just outpacing them, or, amx being amd like pre-zandvoort
>>144691655>>144691757>>144691809based retard
>>144692154I think Singapore was a great weekend for RBR, they will finish p5-p10 every remaining raceThis car is a trashfire, only fast at slow corners and even there they are not really dominant
>>144692176Would McLel ask Piastri to swap places with Norris?
>>1446910176 is the only good group there
>>144692176>>144692200>ps3 had games on a couple of occasions and norizz shits the bed every other race>Would McLel ask Piastri to swap places with Norris?If PS3 is leading and Lando is P2 they're 100% going to swap them from now on, Stella specifically said they're now targeting both titles.>>144692194>p10You have to be mentally ill to believe thisEven poorez managed to move up several places in Singapore and was able to keep up with PS3 and lecuck in Azerbaijan.
>>144692200would wobbler allow it?
>>144691827That 1 microgram can upgrade RB from 8th fastest car to 2nd.
>>1446910176 definitely
>>144691655He's just practicing optimal start grid positioning anon
>>144692232Red Bull is currently the 4th fastest car, even with a great Max performance p5 is the best they can hope forMax will be dropping heavy points in the coming races, the lead wont even last til abu dhabi
>>144692200No, Ps3 has said he won't be giving up a race win if he deserves it. Norris Agreed.That said, who knows what happens if ps3 is in P1 abbu dabbi and Norizz needs a couple more points.
>>144692256Back in slums Bianca?
>>144691827A car that breaks technical regs is by law not a formula 1 car, therefore it cannot compete in a formula 1 race. Breaking the sporting regs on the other hand is simply a foul.
Deadniel Ricciargone
>>144691513>Renault/Alpine had Ricciardo, Alonso, Piastri and Ocon in their books but thanks to room temp IQ management 2025 lineup will be Gasly-DoohanWell played there.
>blames her team for her performance>as a driver who has finished in the top 15 of a spec series no more than about 8 times in four seasons
>>144692328if he PS3 has any balls he'll just cruise around leisurely in his final lap, waving at the crowdsnando's lorry will catch up around T14, they'll drive to the line side by side where our ossie will stomp the brakes just in time and give away his win
>>144692402absolute cunt
>>144692341Bianca grew up in America, she never tasted the slum life until now.
>>144692402one of her teammates has been on the podium 4 timesam afraid we have a case here known as skill issue
>>144692462slum life to the tune of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSuHrTfcikU
they just had a summer break, why do they need another whole month now? fucking scandalous
>>144692557Mental health break
>>144692565as suggested by damon hill?
>>144692557They didn't move a race to replace the Japanese grand prix and the Qatari grand prix.
>>144692462F*ck off chud
>>144692613>Las Vegas Saturday raceWhat? Why? Are they celebrating Ramadan or something?
Why doesn't Red Bull just sign Colapinto? Seems like a obvious thing to do.
>>144692626>homeless at 16>barely surviving>having to work for foodHer family is fucking rich and she has American citizenship at birth! What a lying slut!
>>144692638>another south american
>>144692611>having to work for foodwomen live life on easy mode
>>144692638>>144692662damn their academy looks grim, only hadjar can save it
>>144692708>Rocco Coronelthe Dutch Lawrence Barretto
>>144691009I want to nestle up between those milkers and fade away
rightful exposure standings:1. RIC2. SAR3. PER4. NOR5. PIA6. STR7. MAG8. ZHO9. SAI10. HAM11. OCO12. RUS13. BOT14. GAS15. LEC16. ALB17. TSU18. HUL19. ALO20. VER21. BEA22. COLI will not elaborate or explain
>>144692638Because teams are super anal about prioritizing their own junior drivers, even when they have better drivers available from elsewhere.
why would Lulu go full retard on Africa right when I thought he stopped being a cunt?
>>144692708Most nowdays juniors are shitters, also>Red Bull has contracts with almost half of the F2 and F3 grid >People and other teams get mad>Red Bull terminates over half of their juniors >People get mad that teams don't sponsor many juniors Clown world
>>144692402imagine being her team boss seeing this then just hatefucking the absolute shit out of her when she next turns up to the workshop
How long until a gen alpha goes from sim racing straight to F2/F1 with no prior real racing experience. You know it's going to happen
>>144692857Quite unlikely. For that to happen you'd need a proper setup, and that's going to cost you >10kIf your parents are willing to pay that much then they'd also put you in a real car.It has to happen when you're still a kid because your brain is unable to adapt to racing at the highest level if you start as an adult.
>>144692813once you get pozzed you stay pozzed, bro
>>144692813>I thought he stopped being a cunt?Why would you think that?
>>144691619 F1 shouldn't be televised>>144692857 2 more weeks>>144692907 I understand now
>>144691905I bet she smells like butter, sausage and slight sweat
I don't understand all the angst about Ric's firing.Everyone should know your boss/employer is not your friend.
I smell like sweat
>>144692983Peak wageslave mentality
>>144692983>Everyone should know your boss/employer is not your friendWhy not?
afternoon, cunts
>>144692631that is is on sunday afternoon where you are anon
>>144693033Everyone in your life is your enemy.
>Liam Lawson will be welcomed back to F1 with a 10 place grid-penalty in the COTA sprint race for taking a new engine.
>>144693066And so the humiliation ritual begins this time for NZ
>Wake up>Storm knocked out power to the whole townToday is going to be fucking boring
>>144692176Even in Singapore, Norris had two close calls with the barriers despite pulling ahead of Verstappen 1 second per lap (or perhaps because he was pushing that hard ). I'd say Norris throwing away easy points/win to PS3 and Leclerc is more likely than Verstappen having a DNF, but anything can happen in Formula 1.
>>144693037I don't like angsty Chuck
greece gp soon (it will be a street circuit and you WILL like it)
>
Heidi Berger was the hottest woman in the paddock
>>144693225>wasWho is the hottest woman in the paddock now?
Ric
>>144691139Palmer tier driver.Fitting as he already worked as a interviewer for F1 before.
>>144693218a newly discovered noble gas
>>144693232Depends, is Bearman's gf legal?
>>144693234Is this Italian approved? Qualche italiano può commentare questo?
>>144693160A Cyprus GP that goes over both borders would be kino.
>>144693234holy. mac. n. cheese. balls.
I can't remember tracks or races despite watching for decades but I can remember multiple choice test answers from 20 years back. Why is this and how do I fix it. Question
>>144692857>>144692892Even bigger reason for it never happening is the reactive nature of commercial sims; real racing physics won't let you get away with insanely fast reactons. Maybe the sims what F1 teams and other big boys have are more realistic.
Your future WDC is a cum addled twink
>>144693289I only can remember tracks I used to race on Ps2 in the mid 2000s.I still remember the old Silverstone layout but couldn't tell you the current one.
>3 medshitters have a faster car than Max (1 has the same car)>not a single one of them is fighting for the WDC
Id love to see a abu dhabi final battle like 2021. You just know that goblin will shit his pants somehow and lose it all.
>>144693232Hannah
>>144693342You just know something will happen on Abu Dhabi.
which season was more season slurping, 2015, 2019 or 2020?
>>144693369*semen slurping
Miku Sex
>>144693342The anti-Maxxere are still fucking mindbroken about 2021, just imagine the fucking salt mines if Lando loses by one point at Abby Dabby.
who cares that another shitter gets canned midseason
Something will happen.
>>144693236Jonathan Palmer was pretty good tho
>>144693232Laura winters :)
>>144693389I care if a mid driver gets canned during shitting-season
I wonder what max was thinkin when he was like 10s behind hamilton almost the whole race in abu dhabi.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lon7P7dOjAw*Hands you a bottle of number 3*
>>144693427>Boy I can't wait for that beaner to hold up Hamilton only for me to not return the favor the following year when he is the one fighting for the WDC position
>>144693426My condolences for your loss
>>144693440Later we learned about checo fucking AMX's qualifying at Monaco. TCD
>>144693441He not lossing anything
Business idea: Grid girls with HUGE FUTA COCKS
>>144693460The Fag of Friesland...
America next
Business Idea : Ick on eck >>>/v/690158324
>>144693460The Zesty of Zeist
>>144693460That's just grid men.
>America next
/biz/ idea: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjpcle5lVXY
I'm neither sad nor happy about Ricciardo leaving, he simply doesn't stimulate in me any emotions good or bad
>>144693037good morning/evening/afternoon/night sir, saar, xer, madam, ma'am
Texas next
the fact shitardo produced a record lap on his final performance is proof that this overpaid fucking loser has been bleeding red bull dry for too longso glad they fired this fucking faggot
>>144693569lawson is pür shit bro
Japan Next Year
>>144693377>>144693598Boobs too small
>>144693582he's going to be better than that faggot, thats for sure
>>144693569meh they've only driven on this track 2 times now, it's not like that was was some strong record to break.
America next>>144693623Thats what miku supposed to be.
>>144690685make him team jester and force him to perform embarrassing humiliation rituals that no heterosexual driver would ever do
>>144693586that can't be real
>>144693440The only instance of beaner actually helping amx wdc chances and that was completely overshadowed by masi. Buttarse did more for lulu in a single corner than south american throughout the whole season for amx
>>144691017definitely 2...it would be too easy to get alonso to help me rip on goblando for KWABBING his season
>>144693460>Chanel Santini and Venus Lux hand over the trophies in VegasKino
You heard it here firstCOTASPRINT: PIAVERSAICOTA: NORVERHAMMEXICO: VERLECHAM (DNF: PER)BRAZILSPRINT: VERNORPIABRAZIL: PIANORVERVEGAS: NORVERLECQATARSPRINT: NORPIALECQATAR: NORLECVER(WDC secured for VER)ABUDABI: VERHAMRUS
>Hurricane hyped up as being the second coming of Katrina coming directly towards my town>Slept through the entire thing>Didn't loose power>No flooding>Nothing, not even a tree branch was knocked down>Just got basically a shitload of rainF1 disappointments for this feel? Like it didn't even come at day so I just fuck around in the rain like normal hurricanes
>>144693694>Perez DNF in MexicoI want it to be true
>>144692769>16. ALB>19. ALO>20. VERlel, kek even.
>>144693694So you mean thats what the podium looks like? so middle is p1.
Why F1
>>144693709stop being so autistic, Jukka
>>144693709podium would be formatted like a triforce, so like this △△△
>>144691084Marlboro. The GOAT Cigarette Livery.>>144691628FUND IT! Games just made for fun don't exist anymore. Everything literally turning into sandbox games.
>>144693261>cyprus gpmclel 1-2 according to the scirpts if it were to ever happen
>>144691905Mogged by CHADwick
>>144693694Nice Delusion faggotCOTASPRINT: NORPIALECCOTA: NORPIALECMEXICO: NORPIALEC (DNF: PER)BRAZILSPRINT: NORPIALECBRAZIL: NORPIALEC (WDC secured for NOR)VEGAS: LECPIANORQATARSPRINT: NORPIAQATAR: NORPIALECABUDABI: PIANORLEC
Chadders! mentioned
>>144692857Racing License points exists. No way FIA would allow it.
>F1 2024 head-to-head race record: Red BullRace: Max Verstappen 17-1 Sergio PerezSprint: Max Verstappen 3-0 Sergio Perez>F1 2024 head-to-head race record: MercedesRace: Lewis Hamilton 7-11 George RussellSprint: Lewis Hamilton 1-2 George Russell>F1 2024 head-to-head race record: FerrariRace: Carlos Sainz 5-11 Charles LeclercRace: Oliver Bearman 0-1 Charles LeclercSprint: Carlos Sainz 1-2 Charles Leclerc>F1 2024 head-to-head race record: McLarenRace: Lando Norris 11-7 Oscar PiastriSprint: Lando Norris 1-2 Oscar Piastri>F1 2024 head-to-head race record: Aston MartinRace: Fernando Alonso 12-6 Lance StrollSprint: Fernando Alonso 1-2 Lance Stroll>F1 2024 head-to-head race record: AlpineEsteban Ocon 11-7 Pierre GaslySprint: Esteban Ocon 2-1 Pierre Gasly>F1 2024 head-to-head race record: WilliamsRace: Alex Albon 11-2 Logan SargeantRace: Alex Albon 2-1 Franco ColapintoSprint: Alex Albon 1-2 Logan Sargeant>F1 2024 head-to-head race record: RBRace: Daniel Ricciardo 8-9* Yuki TsunodaSprint: Daniel Ricciardo 2-1 Yuki Tsunoda>F1 2024 head-to-head race record: Kick SauberRace: Valtteri Bottas 11-7 Zhou GuanyuSprint: Valtteri Bottas 1-2 Zhou Guanyu>F1 2024 head-to-head race record: HaasRace: Kevin Magnussen 3-13 Nico HulkenbergRace: Oliver Bearman 1-0 Nico HulkenbergSprint: Kevin Magnussen 2-1 Nico Hulkenberg
>>144693828reminds me that I need to clean out my fridge
>>144693694>even maxfags are predicting we will have 10 races in a row without a single verstappen winBlessed year
/biz/ idea: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoC6pwnE7WA
Lift me up, lift me upHigher now, AmaPush me up, lift me upHigher now, Ama
Hatsune Miku Mercedes-AMG Formula One Team
Shan't be giving (You)'s to people who mock Chadders
how could Racing Bulls drop the Law's son news so quickly after shitcanning Ricky?have they no shame?
>>144693836sprints should not be acknowledged
>>144693509This will be me on the Interview at the US Embassy>America nexthopefully
>>144693232He
>>144692132this happens to me sometimes
>>144693487Paddock Pops
good morning gimiposters and losers, which are two distinct and separate groups
>>144694018only if you are pozzed in the head, bro
>>144693694mercedes seems to have shat the bed again so they won't be getting podiums unless cars in front of them crash. sainz will probably get his career's final podium too, the pendulum has swung too far in chuck's favor since hungary, so some regretti is bound to happen soon. also no way norris manages consecutive victories
>Maggie Smith, known for her roles in Harry Potter and Downton Abbey, has died:(
>>144693962How are you getting in? It's not easy as a Eurofag
>>144693953What if sprints stayed, but they were three times as long and offered more points, say the top 10 gets 25 and then the next positions get 18, 15, 12, 10, 8, 6, 4, 2, 1?You could even add the fastest lap points.Oh and to make the sprints a little more interesting they could mandate that teams need to use two of the three tyre compounds in the sprint?
>>144694081fuck you, that sounds like ass
>>144694046I thought she died like 10 years ago
>>144694046
https://www.planetf1.com/news/audis-list-down-one-mattia-binotto-decides-against-f1-2025-hopeful>Mick Schumacher is off Audi's shortlist for 2025>According to Bild, Binotto is not keen on the 25-year-old who he knows well from Schumacher’s time as a Ferrari junior.>Claiming Binotto has “finally decided against Schumi Jr”, the report adds this is the end of the F1 road for Schumacher as he “won’t be” in Formula 1 in the “future either”.
Guys, I cant have fun anymore unless I drink
>>144693694slownowinstappen will never A) win B) be on podium if not for other drivers fucking up
>>144694208toto won't stand for this
>>144694230Just drink.
>>144694046did she drop good loot?
>>144694238it's norris we're talking about. he'll fuck up
>>144694248Im drinking now
>>144694259some milk and coins (with salt on them, oddly enough)
>>144694239if only Toto had an F1 team to end it
>>144694230The dry drunk of Dzerzhinsk
>>144694239Don't worry, Mick will be back and in Mercedes when Antonelli turns out to have been promoted too early and crashes 5 out of the first 8 races.I have seen the future, Norris will defend his World Driving Champio in the final Mexican grand prix to ever take place.
>>144694238all you gotta say is>verstappen will never win anything (on merit) ever again and post this pic
afternoon lads
Rip Maggie Smith
A good read about Catherham's final hour, makes me wonder how many clueless idiots still are in the bisness running F1 teams in any role today.https://www.planetf1.com/features/inside-story-caterham-f1-collapse-exclusivehttps://www.planetf1.com/features/inside-story-caterham-f1-collapse
>>144694272Good! Don't forget to have sex also!
>>144694430He's going to get Shinzo Abe'd isn't he
You load 16 tons, what do you get?Another day older and deeper in debtSt. Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't goI owe my soul to the company store
>>144694461Going out with a bang isn't so bad
>>144694430with my kazakh wife
>>144694208Surnamebros…
>>144694399F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISy0Hl0SBfgSOME PEOPLE THINK I'M BONKERSBUT I JUST THINK I'M FREEMAN I'M JUST LIVING MY LIFETHERE'S NOTHING CRAZY ABOUT MESOME PEOPLE PAY FOR THRILLSBUT I GET MINE FOR FREEMAN I'M JUST LIVING MY LIFETHERE'S NOTHING CRAZY ABOUT ME
>>144694535SLUT
>>144694739No, she's not. She is pure.
just ordered a kebab for lunch, gulf grand prix when?
>>144693586WTF, is this real
>>144694727I'm actually more of a bass line junkie.
>>144694757only tracks with elevation changes can be kinothe rest are complete and utter shit
>>144693384>just imagine the fucking salt mines if Lando loses by one point at Abby Dabby.They might blame McLaren for that because of Hungary
>>144694747pure slavshit
>>144694795I like Zandvoort too (the Netherlands is known for elevation changes).
I want Lando to win the WDC at Abu Dhabi but then get disqualified for plank wear
>>144694788BIGDIRTYSTINKIN'BASS
>>144694230least russian Russian
Eat Papayas
>>144694795Silvertstoner is pretty flat and it keeps producing good races.
>>144694208THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A WEC DRIVER MIGGRES EVEN FOR ALPEENFOR FUCKS SAKE LET IT GO
Why do they hate Mick so much? Surely not because of a couple of crashes in an outdated Haas. I’ve never seen a driver get so openly shit on by teams.
>>144694928Zhou bros...
>>144694975that what you get for carrying Schumacher Name. he better impregnate a woman soon so maybe he can be the next Jos instead
We're heading out for more drinks with the bros GIMI
>>144694208based 8bins
>>144694975Nobody hates Mick, he's just nothing special. He sticks around because of his name and family, which gives the impression that teams keep shitting on him, but that's not really the case.
>>144694975Someone with power should have a grudge against michael so they decided to destroy his son
Heh.. My boys Drickz and Mick... Logan... Debries... They just needed a little bit more time...
>>144694975He only needed more time, in a non shitbox.
>>144695074NARB killing him would've led to a much more entertaining timeline
>>144695280it would have led to more safety regulations. explain how this is entertaining
>>144695297You could've given up on f1 for more entertaining hobbies
>>144695317
>>144695280>return of gio for the rest of the season>poochair gets a shot>more semen slurping due to safety, ruining the sport even further>probably no more chyna gpit is good that the bugboy lived, unless you want 1000kg cars with airbags
>>144695246In Arabic countries, they use soda instead of champagne on the podium. What would they use in India?
>>144695246BahrAIn GPSaudi ArabAI GPAustralAI GPJapAIn GPChinAI GPMAImi GPEmilia-RomagnAI GPMonAIco GPCanadAI GPSpAIn GPAustrAI GPGreat BritAIn GPHungAIry GPBelgAIum GPNetherlAInds GPItalAI GPAzerbAIjan GPsAIngapoor GPMexAIco GPBrazAIl GPLas VegAIs GPAbu DhabAI GPUsing the names on the F1 Schedule 2024 website, all names have an A or I in the name. You can't explain that.
>>144695395Kingfisher.
>>144695395plain lassi
>>144690237https://youtu.be/hDDYlcSQ0A8?si=wN-lxN_QrPECOwNY
sikth
>>144695521are they fucking retarded?
formuler
>>144695395cow piss
Hopium.
>>144695611yugi :DDDD
>>14469550210 times /f1/ proved they aren't human
>>144695619We love yugi
>>144694757>InfieldTrack ruined
>>144695621starting with, #10!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fytCD0ytGqQ
>>144695638The meme of Melbourne.
>>144695638#9 respectfully
>>144695502If Senna proved that he wasn't human, and that age was just a number, why would we even care if he gets called a nonce? if the dude was some extraterrestrial Brazilian speedster.
>10
>>144695705I'm not sorry for starting that research.
{AHEM}>min Fraudstappen days since last win:118
>>144692658Explain the webm.
>>144695827pp
>>144695705#8!
>>144695850I absolutely have to know what kind of fucking garish malformed gremlin this is
>>144695724
>>144695869>>144695638
https://x.com/KDZ_001/status/1839615939530428522
Max should drop a rap song in protest
Why don't F1 teams just have paint weight rules? Like you must have X amount of paint weight with your submitted livery.
>>144695844Surely they were making that gesture while discussing a topic unrelated to cocks.Why would they inmediately start thinking about cocks?
>>144695901How would they enforce this?
>>144695900He could do a collab with P and Diddy
>>144695827Look up, south korea gender war, or don't it's not that important.
>>144695928You idiot, don't you know anything about rap? His name is P Doggy.
>>144695900Bitchmilton would whine about cultural appropriation
>>144692857Look at James Baldwin here, this is a esports guy that races GT3 irl sometimes. esport guys can be quick irl, its just the issue is always money.
>>144695246 ai has gone too far
>>144695901>Having more rules in a sport where there are rules within rules within rules.Sometimes, a car is just a car.
>>144695901f1 teams would go full autism with only painting one part of the car for weight distribution and creating heavy paint or some shit
>>144695964Comfy red sofa.
>>144695942I bet P loves Max's doggy
>With Ricciardo, Maggnusen and potentially Bottas leaving the average age of the F1 drivers goes down.Mmm.
>>144696037Anyone older than 31 that hasn't scored a podium in the previous 2 years needs to be gone. Make it a new rule.
Was there as much retardo dicksucking when he was booted from Mclel?
Seb!
Fresh faces :)
>>144696177love from Kazakhstan
>>144695869
MIN VERSLOWWING WILL LOSE WDC AT BRAZILAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
(haiku)baking me yummiesthen watching some vroomies yealife is good say me
>>144696390F1?
>>144696394F1.
F1
>>144696230I mean, what can he do being in Spain? What can anyone of us do that's significant for that cause? Your life won't improve by focusing on such things out of your reach. Plus, they were unironically shadow governed by a feminist cult, shit runs deep there.
>>144696482>things out of your reach2024. The whole world is connected. Nothing is out of my reach. >What can anyone of us do that's significant for that cause?Information is the most powerful weapon there is.
>>144695818how do juros live that close to one another and not get homicidal
Bros, the gap is 19 points.But Lewis is always strong around COTA and George never has a good race there so it's damage limitations.Once we leave COTA and Mexico as long as our boy George can minimise the pain I reckon he beats Lewis in the final 4 races.Only Mercedes can stop George now, the momentum is with us /f1/
>>144696538A sweet, innocent, harmless, leaf-eatin', doe-eyed, little deer.
>>144696688we hate george too
both m*rcedes pilots are paedos
*Wins*
>>144696729useless cunts the lot of em
>>144696874I'm just gonna come out and say itI miss henno streams
>>144696874
>>144696894>Goodbye Daryl Smith>May you ever blur your own house>You were the Tooner that placed the porn>On your illicit F1 streams>Stuck your finger up to Murdoch>And you begged viewers to donate their cash>Now you belong in prison>Hope the weed was worth it, mate>And it seems to me you spent your time>Spamming text up on the screen>Never stopping the Maldonado face>While interviews set in>And your footsteps will always fall here>Among /f1/’s favourite memes>Your service burned out long before>Your warrant ever will
>>144696964https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYBRTi8MM3c
texas next y'all
>>144697096Based
>>144692662another? checo is not south american, he is a fellow latin, or a fellow hispanic, but he is from north america
>>1446910173 to terrorize retardo. or perhaps 5.
>>144697061my queen
goblino dnf inshallah
>>144697045sovlI thought this song was made for the dune movie but it must've just resurfaced when it came out
How is The Michael doing? Is he actually a vegetable or did he recover enough to take the opportunity to move away from the public view for good?
>>144697126It's a meme you dip.
>>144695979Good point. That's what would happen. AERO PAINT.
>>144697126hi newfigby newfig
>>144697196Still full vegetable
Shit I forgot to buy chips and dip
>>144697258
Is Ricciardo gay? He feels kinda fruity.
gay sex
>>144697248
Pickle Rick but it's Michael Schumacher
>>144697312Yeah I'd rather be dead than end up like Michael tb h
>>144697322
>>144691139oh yeah alpine still exists
just end this
>>144697325Wonderful new developments in medicine and technology could allow him to come back to life any day. You never know what's just around the corner. For wealthy people like him, the wait is worth it.
>>144697394Bro he's gone
>>144697394He has suffered fate worse than death for his crimes.
>>144697370You could always enlist Daniil
>>144697394I'm sorry m8, it's over
>>144697409I'm aware of how severe his state is, but once again, someone as filthy rich as him can afford to wait and hope. The alternative is to just die, and that doesn't accomplish anything.
>>144697441
>>144697477Most grim thing is that it is not michael decision. He can not just end it if he wants it.
>>144697477anon he's already dead, there is only a shell left that MSC formerly inhabited
>>144697477they could freeze him then defrost and reanimate once that becomes possible
pretty selfish to keep michael on life support
do you think that he is like in the film jhonny got his gun or that he is just sleeping?
>>144692756>I want to nestle up between those milkers and fade awayWhat do you mean by this, anon?
Annie Get Your Gun is a masterpiece of cinema.
>>144697686H S G FSGF
>>144697686GO TEAM!
>>144697733Racism is not on mateDo better
>>144697511He responds to seeing his family and shows sings of awareness. Doctors after a 2019 surgery stated that he was conscious. That means he's in there, alive. His body just doesn't respond.
>>144697739America next
>>144697477Anon his family's barely got any wealth at this point, they auctioned a lot of his shit just to keep him breathing.
>>144697776No they're still rich. Where did you hear otherwise?
>>144697733What is happening here?
i don't like being reminded that michael schumacher is not dead
>>144691139>>144691178Jack was (much) faster than Mick (and the others) in the tests. Alpine probably still won't do that well in 2025 but Jack will probably be alright next to Gasly.
Reminder Australia will be the first race of 2025 Season (with Norris using #1 car)
>>144697835STOP
>>144697776That would be the most retarded thing in the world. It's very easy to invest and partner with financial advisors/managers. People that make the kind of money Schumacher made are crazy wealthy for life, and their kids too.
>>144697908
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>>144697976kwab
>>144697973>>144697976I can't believe you've done this
>>144697908>tfw election brain so now you see that the last miga is what trump wishes he looked like get me to 2025 so this stuff is off my mind again
>>144697908I don't know why, but looking at this collage, I've got a great need to go for a smoke.
>>144698076you are thinking of this one then
>>144698076>>144698098Is smoking really THAT good lads?
>>144698098Was looking for this to post lel
>>144698112It must because all cool guys do it
>>144698144>>144698144>>144698144
>>144697776You realize he was a billionaire right? In ferrari days, even. They sell shit like jets, cars, watches etc. because it's very unlikely he's gonna use anything of that ever again.
>>144697908this picture is still missing schumi miga brazil 2012
