/hoc/vious: >>144682092sabres vs. ehc redbull at 2:30 pm est
/playoffsbound/
good afternoon saars
+50 goal season up ahead
>>144695839based
>>144695692i'd fuck her asshole all night long like I was the Bruins and she was the laffs
>her>she
>>144695873>her
>her>she>bears
my behind got tackled alot last night
insider here. eastern conf. script leak incoming. i'll drop the western conf. standings later.atl:1. fla2. tor3. bos4. wings5. tb6. ott7. mtl8. bufmetro:1. nyr2. nj3. car4. nyi5. wsh6. pitt7. phi8. cbj
Is this the thread?
>>144696029Dead things and devils are not making the fuckin playoffs buddy
>>144695972we know
>>144696126I wouldn't take anyone who types like a brown too seriously.
Hokkei soon.......
I have a fever and runny nose
Why did Gary send the Sabres to Germany?
>>144696225Hitler is a massive Pat LaFontaine guy
I know the stanley cup was only 2 months ago but it feels like Hockey has been gone forever
>>144696265That's how you know you're still...... carrying a Flame
YYYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH
>>144696265I’m so happy for it to be back
didn’t ask
>Insider Names 2 Maple Leafs Trade Candidates To Get Cap Compliant Before SeasonNo D, no goaltending, no depth, and soft pusys everywhere. How can a team this shit be over the cap? How?
After Johnny Hockey died my dad who is supposedly a hockey fan was like who?
>>144696504literally the same reason the acolyte cost Disney $230 Million dollars. over paying because your brand/company/town is not worth playing for, so you HAVE to overpay
Metros that formerly hosted NHL teams but currently do not>Quebec City x2>Hamilton>Oakland>Kansas City>Cleveland>Atlanta x2>Hartford>PhoenixMetros that have lost an NHL team in the past but have one right now>Montreal x2>Pittsburgh>Philadelphia>Ottawa>St. Louis>New York>Denver>Minneapolis/St. Paul>Winnipeg
>>144696592I liked Acolyte
>>144696504Because the first 5 names on this list cost $54.153M this year>>144696599Retard
Top 10 Wingers in the league. Go.
I don't rate a single winger in the entire league. All the best forwards are centres or centres playing wing
hockey!
>>144696599fag>>144696632double fag
>>144696126then how do you explain >>144695678
>>144696632Me and Laine. Rest are shit.
>>144696594>Quebec City x2Fuck'em>HamiltonLeafs or Sabre, those are their options>Oaklandlol>Kansas Citylmao>ClevelandPossible but I would rather tham be in Kent or Akron>Atlanta x2Stop this>HartfordI'm a puerto rican and hartford is too puerto rican for even me. Hoc would not last there>Phoenixyeah, I am still made about this but after the coyotes experience I don't think the NHL should return. Utah is a good place for them to be.
>>144696651Cope we signed Anthony Mantha
hey /nuck/ fans, what is some stuff to do for a weekend if I come to vancouver for a weekend and a nucks game
>>1446966321) Kucherov2) Pastrnak3-9) Rantanen, Panarin, Tkachuk, Robertson, Nylander, Marner, ReinhartThose are the only wingers in the league who could drive their own line in the Top 6 of a good team.
>>144696722Fentanyl laced heroin and then get stabbed by a saar
Why didn’t you retards tell me there was another thread
>>144696594>HamiltonHamilton is in Buffalo's market>OaklandOakland is in San Jose's market>HartfordHartford technically isn't in the Rangers or Bruins market, but it may as well be.
>>144695678My Debbie’s (:
>>144696225Revenge
One week until the season starts(European opener)
Still can't believe that they made Dahlin captain in Buffalose. I can't wait to see him eithera) fall out with the org, request a trade and become the latest shitter that succeeds in a secondary role after Buffalo fans hailed him as a god.b) stick around long enough to be stripped of the captaincy.
Jen
Hamilton is a fucking DUMP
>Florida won't repeat with how many UFAs they lost
>>144696811Just like my Long Island
There's a different dimension where the blackberry nigga moved the Nashville redditors to Hamilton
>>144696852No there isn't. Toronto would have blocked the move for petty reasons, and Buffalo would have blocked it bc they'd go from poverty franchise to insolvent.
Threadly reminder that the Dallas Stars are gay choking retards.
>>144695692i asked you nicely to please stop posting my wife here
>>144696922sounds like my kind of team
>>144695692I've been a fan of Sabrina since 2019, but suddenly being the most popular singer out of nowhere and being everywhere feels so artificial. Happens sometimes and I end up disliking the artist afterwards which is a shame :/
>>144696811Just like everywhere from Windsor to Quebec City
>>144695666
>>144696922Just like my islanders
>>144696966I don't trust anything anymore
>>144696959Banff just can't stop winning
" YOu aRe QUieT SO yoU MUST HAve a PROblem." Can someone please tell me why us loners and quiet people are mistreated/misunderstood all the time. Like most of my family or people I met always has something to say about me being quiet or not leaving the house, my father even called me retarded for being different. and that's true I have autism, but whether I have it or not doesn't matter. Being quiet, or having a loner lifestyle is not a issue or a problem. not to mention that I live in Canada so it's even worse here since the culture is all about being nice , social etc etc. and everyone is loud, obnoxious and annoying. why do I have to be judged all the time? I Simply prefer being this way and liking to be alone. I don't like people at all and prefer to have a small group of friends.( one of them is like me) If I could stay 1 month at my home without talking to anyone I definitely would take the chance.Hockey related
The Florida Panthers 23 man roster will only have 5 Canadians on it.
>>144697043Sad
>>144697022What are you doing in the house all day? I think people tend to conflate being quiet and a loner with being a shut-in loser. You don't need to be social to get out of the house. There are plenty of solo hobbies and activities. But if you just stare at screens all day and eat junk food, then yeah, that's a problem.
>>144695666Sabres have amazing jerseys and these redbull ads have no soul. Take notes gary
IT'S HOCKEY TIME :DDDDDD
>>144697022I like to hit up the comic book store every few weeks and sometimes the pizza place next to it
Why does the ice look soo fucking wide? is it the camera angle?
>>144697236They're in Europe
Do not tell me that this toilet franchise is starting their whole NHL roster against this bundesfarten club whose lead scorer was a 35-year-old defenseman who had never been a full-time NHLer.
>>144697236American hockey knowledge
>>144697271No mercy. USA!
DABRES SSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
>>144697285>>144697268I KNOW the width of the rinks in Europe is large by 4 feet but it looks like it damn near 12 feet wider. it just looks really awkward, but I am assuming it is the placement of the camera
does anybody ever listen to hockey on the radio?
>>144697328Sometimes when I'm in the car at night
>>144697319it's 15 feet wider and slightly shorter.
>>144697043They want to win cups so...
This years jack adams winner
>>144697328Literally every game
Halfway thru the first period, had a power play, still only 3 shots on goal. Embarrassing.
>>144697351>euros measuring in yardsAH, there is my confusion.
Did the german goalie just drink out of a red bull can?
>>144697374Why?
>>144697418I mute my TV at all times so I don't ever hear a woman speak and I enjoy the commentary
Who's the most prolific journeyman in all of hockey?
>>144697431oh so you're still watching the game, just with a different audio
>>144697440sometimes I may be driving
>>144697431
Europe seems like a really gay place
>>144696806kek
>>144696806JEN
>>144697738stop posting the wrong version
>>144697738pretty good actually
Sabres:)
>>144697798This but swap top with bottom
>check NHL.com to see if there will be any games on tonight>see buffalo is playing now>open game up without paying attention who is playing>when the fuck did Redbull get a team?
>>144697798Blessed. Smackdown toknight
i've been gone for 2.5 hours.not one (1) good post since i left.
>>144697840Ahh yessirGod Bless
>>144697829Buffalo got relagated to the DEL because theyve been shit for so long
Can't stop farting
>>144697848You weren't gone long enough for the healing process to begin.
>>144697858_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>144697858kek
>>144697848Sorry I've been reformating my cover letter and applying to jobs
>>144697848Try this one on for size
>international iceYUCK
had a dream last night that michkov led the flyers to a threepeat, bros. it's going to happen
Forgot image
>>144698204very cool
>>144698164I would take one
>>144698204I'm the rat
>>144698164bro he's already getting points and setting up sick goals bro, the flyers dynasty is real just look at thi brohttps://www.reddit.com/r/nhl/comments/1fqc3r7/matvei_michkov_sets_up_a_beautiful_flyers_goal/
>>144698231bro why did you have to post that? michkov is going to be the best russian player of all time and we have to suffer through it bro
>>144698204>meanwhile I'm watching real hockeyForgot to post apparently, too
please tell me michkov being on the flyers is just a bad dream, bros
>>144698276habs could have had michkov, demidov, suzuki, slafkovsky and caufield in their top six.
>>144698164>>144698231>>144698247>>144698276Youve been trying to force this meme for the past half decade
>>144698311there's no meme about a flyers dynasty bro, the metrobros are right. philly gets a generational player and we waste the best goalie tandem in the league
>>144698229
KWAB
DABRES SSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
>>144698298but then they would have a bunch of manlets trying to win
>>144698334I am totally shaking in my boots at the flyers and their incompetence for the past decade
>>144698458I would pay actual money for a legit Jamiroquai hololive cover It would be so good
>>144698039Int'l ice is way better. It allows plays to actually develop instead of nobody controlling the puck for 70% of the game.
did jeff marek kill himself?
>>144698505It slows the game down and allows bad players to survive
>>144698554>more ice>slower game
>>144698505it's so lame that the next olympics won't be played on big ice
>>144698204It's very cool Adolf, but that's nothing. Look at this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqUaO6wOaR0
>>144698554It slows the game down in the sense that breakouts are slower. But who cares? I'd rather slower, more successful breakouts and hockey actually be played in the neutral zone instead of half the game just being turnovers and swatting at loose pucks.
>>144698561Yes, the puck ends up further from the net, good defenses don't chase it so shutty cycle endlessly >>144698585>hockey actually be played in the neutral zonekys soccerfag
>>144698585it only "successful" because allows less talented players to survive since they have more time to make a play. you are obviously a cantskate so you cant understand the skill needed to make a crisp tape to tape pass with the forechecker bearing down on you.
>>144698577NHL fans could never be that soulful
>>144698561yes. new to hockey?
>>144698585do you know what you are watching when you watch a hockey game or is it just colours on a screen to you?
>>144698577Did Nintendo sue the entire country, or just the team?
Yes, the Rangers are even more superior than they were last year.
>>144698716they're the only team in the east that can rival the kitties
>>144698716That's just a giant swedish orc version of adam fox?
are there many jewishes in sweden
shannon is a unisex name
Motivate me to go to the gym
>>144698679If they were to sue anybody it would be the supporter group North Power, but that would never happen.
>>144698796Sounds like a girl's name
only oldfags will know who this is
>>144698842I don't know who that is but "hockey jersey collector" always gives me an instant ick, shannon is probably exemplary by the standards of his community
Hockey is on>>144698674
>>144698781No. But the Bonnier family owns 50% of the media. Ironically the biggest Jewish community is in Malmö, the city that is 50% muslim. And they complain about hate crimes every week.
>>144698615It actually favors more talented players. Skating is the main reason why highly skilled Europeans take a while to adapt their game (Barkov) or just can't hack the NHL (Gusev). The slower pace makes it easier for players to stay in the play, but the larger ice surface doesn't nerf fast players either. The extra space lets them take advantage and separate. It's the best of both worlds.>>144698608>>144698650Stick to your hinterland childpuck, you troglodytes. It's our game now. Not Don Cherry's.
>>144698812Is North Power similar to White Power?
Flyers vs Devils, now that was kino serieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQHTV9TYWTU
>>144698890if only they didn't mass import people from the 3rd world that hate them
If international ice is so much better, how come the USA is beating team FOREIGNER 5 - 0 in foreigneia? Are they stupid?
>>144698892I have no time for more Omarks and Grabners. NHL ice produces a superior breed of player. Barkov is a better player for learning to play on proper ice and not a mini bandy rink.
>>144698890oh GAWD why do hate us so
>>144698716>already down Lindgren and Panarin
>>144698911i'm watch the 2001 scf rndevils were so good
>>144698962I think that has a lot more to do with Barkov now being a full grown man and playing against the best in the world.
>>144698920international ice is the only way absolutely bums like michael dal colle or linden vey become top scorers of a league. you put players like that on a proper sized ice rink and they struggle to crack the 4th line.
I miss checking in on Barkov's blog
The only players for whom international ice is bad are guys who are very stupid and handle the puck like a grenade. Yakupov is a perfect example. He succeeded in North American juniors because playing like wrecking ball worked at that level and on that ice. But he sucked in the NHL, and he sucked just as hard in the KHL against much lesser competition because the gameflow made him useless.
>>144698894In some ways, yes.
It's over my islanders suck again
>>144699066Based finna /lifelong/ North Power Marios
>>144699022Well that's also because if you put them on a proper sized ice rink, they would be playing with a higher caliber of player as well.
>>144699025what did he blog about back in the day?
>>144698982Roy was unreal that yearIf Devils won Eilias would have won the MVP
Michael Grabner led an international best on best tournament in goals because it was played on European ice
>>144699087nothing important
The Flames have assigned defenceman Zayne Parekh to the Saginaw Spirit (OHL). Calgary now has 6 goalies, 16 defencemen, and 31 forwards in camp.
>>144698477This is my favourite gimmick in all of /hoc/
>>144699070Anyway now…
>>144699118Very good Flames post, the best types of posts
>>144699100Realistically was it only because of the ice or because 90% of eurotrash are sissy bums
>>144699106that's still interesting
>>144699129Tadaima~I passed my exam and I’m happy that it’s the weekend. Now it’s time to rest up and get ready for next week!
WAGING IS OVER :DDDDD
>>144699142Team Canada in 2014 had 17 GF and 3 GA in 6 games and won the Gold Medal on international ice.Team Canada in 2010 had 35 GF and 16 GA in 7 games and won the Gold Medal on standard ice.
>>144699180Based carey goat
>stuck in Toronto for work >Work is over and there is nothing to doNot a fan of this
John Tavares - 1st OAGriffin Reinhart - 4th OAMichael Dal Colle - 5th OANino Niederreiter - 5th OARyan Strome - 5th OAKyle Okposo - 7th OAJosh Baily - 9th OACalvin de Haan - 12th OAWas this worth the price of sucking for 10 years and losing a generation of fans to the Rangers, Penguins, Blackhawks, and Lightning?
My internet is down for the whole weekend :(
>>144699223>Nino niederreiter*hangs up the phone*
kneeknowNeeduhRider
Gonna see that hot ivy league swimmer again on Sunday.
not gonna ask on sunday
>>144699226yet your blogposting is up how about that
>>144699272still gonna hear about it on monday
>>144699223Grim Atleast the islanders are good at drafting in the first round now dobson, barzal. Even the guy they got in 2024 draft is looking like a steal.
>>144699118I'm not sure who I want to pull for in the West this season. I'll always cheer for the Sharks, but I don't know who to actually root for.Should I root for the Flames?
>>144699278I'm on mcdonald's wifi
>>144699323fuck off we're full
>>144699323Sounds like you're used to cheering for a dogshit fag team so yeah the flames are a good choice
>>144699223All this proves is that drafting high means jack and shit and you’re a retard if you went to the Rangers
do zoomers really go to mcdonalds and phonepost on 4chan?
building through the draft is a meme.other than the penguins, hawks, and bolts, which even moderately successful teams have drafted their core players? and even then, the bolts are the only team to have drafted a core and then surrounded them mostly with homegrown complimentary players.
>>144699272i did not post this
Blue Jackets?More likeShit JacketsHA
>>144699361the avalanche, bruins for a few more
>>144699329did they make you order anything
Hosting a party so I won’t be able to talk about my stars much tonight.
>>144699361Draft should only be used to get your goalie
Vince McMahon Said that it should be illegal for other wrestling companies to steal his talent since he spent time and money developing their careers. I agree nhl teams should make it so players can’t leave the teams that drafted them unless traded.
>>144699383and franchise centreeichel is the only exception and his was a special circumstance
>>144699366Too soon
>>144699392He literally built his company on stealing talent
>>144699407prove it, tiny
>>144699345bud sisters... we're confirmed retards now...
>>144699409imagine not knowing a lick of wrestling history
>>144699392>>144699407Vince always goes over
>>144699222Are there no bars in Toronto?
>>144699434he's not classy enough for them
>>144699222Look for samir maybe he wants to hang out
>>144699368add in the hurricanes, and islandersthats 7 teams already?seems like drafting is really the key to creating a team that can compete
My posts aren’t posting I’m losing my mind.
>>144699440true samir is desperate for friends he'll take anyone
>>144699452Hey Dom, you rang?
ny islander
>>144699414There’s clown emojis there, that’s meant to be sarcastic anon
>>144699455>samir is larping as lurch nowanything to seem likeable kwab
>>144699459nice boomer reference
>you now remember Ottawa Senator Mika Zibanejad
>>144699459My friends made sure to mention me ITT
>>144699378yea prolly a gay retard party kwab>>144699392BASED vince and his absolute lack of self awareness what’s CHAD
>>144699465thanks it comes in handy for styling on people
>>144699263SPOILER HE IS A MALE
>>144699368>the avalancheokay i'll consneed there. but still, after MacKinnon, Makar, Rantanen, and Landeskog, every other important player has/had been acquired through trades.>bruinsNone of Chara, Thomas, Rask, or Ullmark were drafted by the bruins. Pastrnak/Marchand/McAvoy/Swayman will be the first Bruins core to be all home-drafted since they became good again around 2009.
>>144699471>a gay retard partye-sloppers we know where we're going to be tonight!
smoked some hash and put on this wwe documentary and time is moving sooooooo slow
Vince is like a second father to me
>>144699476Stone cold Steve Austin said cte isn’t real
>>144699323no offense but the Flames are for Chads and you cheer for a team that wears teal so
>>144699474bergeron, krejci and marchard are bruins lifers
>>144699366haha im glad johnny hockey died too you leave the flames like that I hope for your death im a simple man I hope his cunt wife and her kids die as well
The sabres beat red bull 5-0
>>144699494Why are flames fans like this? You absolute cretin.
>>144699475still tiny
>>144699404I dunno man they've always been shit
>>144699484>the Flames are for ChudsBASED
>>144699486When Bergeon was part of the core, at least one of Chara, Rask, and Ullmark were part of the core.Krecji was never a core player. He was just a 2C who is a Broons legend because he played there for 16 years.
Backlund is a flames legend
>>144699482it isn't, it was invented by a black doctor, i mean, can you imagine?
>>144699361The 2012-14 Kings were built through the draft. 1G, 1C, 1D all drafted as well as Brown, Voynov, Martinez, Toffoli, Pearson.>>144699575Krejci led the team in points the year they actually won the cup so calling him not a core piece is retarded.
>>144699613TELL THE TRUTH
>>144699613In the Vince documentary they called out gary for covering up cte
a golden knights chad fan just came into the office
>>144699664yea they did kwab
i dont care about wrestling in the hockey thread
E-God board I'm afraid
>>144699697go listen to more jamiroquai you lil weirdo
>>144699586Legendarily shit
>>144699697Hi bud how is Noel doing?
>>144699621Kongs are not a good example. People forget that these shitters only won two playoff series outside of the cup runs, which they were carried to by Quick alone and then a combo of Quick, Kopitar, Williams, and Carter.Okay sure, in the year or two before Bergeron took over completely as the 1C, you could consider Krecji as part of Boston's core alongside Chara and Thomas.
>>144699724>Kings aren't a good example>Proves that they were a good exampleshut the fuck up
>>144699361Teams that trade away good assets they drafted to get specific pieces are still built through drafting.
>>144699727How did I prove they're a good example?The 2012 cup was won by a core consisting of one player.The 2014 cup was won by a core of Kopitar/Quick/Doughty/Carter/Williams.And then besides those two seasons, they were not a good team at all.
I am very excited to watch Tyler Myers dominate the Seattle Kraken again tonight!
>>144699180>thinking you'll do this with binnington or hill
>>144699724>the kings aren't a good example because they only got their 1D, 1C, 1G together and had a run of 10 playoff series wins in 3 yearsIt's telling that the Kings immediately fell off after Voynov was a dummy. As for the Bruins in 2011, I'm not sure how a team can build the core of their top 6 forwards (Marchand-Bergeron and Lucic-Krejci) through the draft and not count as building through the draft. Let's flip it around. Name a team that has won the cup since 2009 that wasn't built through the draft except Vegas in 2023.>>144699752>The 2012 cup was won by a core consisting of one playerRetard.
>>144699738By that logic every team is built through the draft, which makes the roster building philosophy of "building through the draft" a tautology. But that's not how GMs see it. When a GM wants to build through the draft, it means he'd rather the team suck for years on end and push the buck to the scouts rather than having to win trades or successfully woo UFAs.
>>1446997522012 had Kopitar and Doughty you dumb fuck
>step away for a few minutes>come back and everyone is talking about hockeygrim
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGHHH GOD SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP ABOUT FUCKING GAUDREAUI CANNOT TAKE THIS SHIT FOR AN ENTIRE YEARHE DIED, WE GET ITJUST MOVE ON AND FORGET HIM LIKE RAY EMERY
Off to a really bad start.
>>144699817No
>>144698720>Scored 1 5v5 goal after going up 2-1 on FloridaSorry dont see it
come watch the ice hockey, everyone... like a family
>>144699864i know one (1) blose fan and she's a femcel
>TBG AI slop spamFuck off you dumb piece of shit. we finally had some conversation about hockey and you ruin it again.>>144699777Every team does build through the draft, regardless if said player ends up on the roster or not.
>I finally stopped seething about TBG long enough to discuss hockeygreat job buddy
>>144699777there is never going to be a team that drafts the entire 20 man roster for a cup winner. you are being way too pedantic trying to apply a term that the media uses, not even gms use. building through the draft is strictly talking about the core positions. the 1C and 2C, the 1D, the goalie, and 1 or 2 wingers. the rest of the team is just filler that has to be either signed or traded for.
>>144699879Does s/he read /hoc/?
Every family has the raped handicapped uncle
>Lawyers for one of the largest creditors in Golden Knights goaltender Robin Lehner’s bankruptcy case were granted a preliminary injunction asking a federal judge to freeze his assets, citing frivolous spending.>A filing in U.S. Bankruptcy Court in Las Vegas by attorneys representing creditor Aliya Growth Fund claims the company is worried it won’t receive the nearly $4.8 million Lehner and his wife, Donya Lehner, owe it because they have been transferring money from their bank accounts to non-creditors, including shell companies with apparent Dubai ties.>The filing also claims the Lehners spent $1.5 million on gambling, vacations and luxury purchases following the couple’s bankruptcy filing in December 2022.>Lehner received $6 million from his Knights contract from the 2023-24 NHL season, which Aliya’s lawyers claim the Lehners have already spent or transferred to avoid paying debts incurred.KWAB
>>144699761id fuck these little whores in the anus
>>144699777>When a GM wants to build through the draft, it means he'd rather the team suck for years on end and push the buck to the scouts rather than having to win trades or successfully woo UFAs.That's just you projecting. Building through the draft means recognizing that the NHL is giving you free assets every year and then maximizing what you get with them. Pretty much the only place you'll find a cup winning 1C is in the draft. Let's go by year>2024Drafted>2023Trade with Buffalo>2022Drafted>2021Drafted>2020Drafted>2019Trade with Buffalo>2018Drafted>2017Drafted>2016Drafted>2015Drafted>2014Drafted>2013Drafted>2012Drafted>2011Drafted>2010Drafted>2009Drafted>2008Drafted>2007Signed as an undrafted free agent or drafted, depending on whether you think MacDonald or Getzlaf was 1C>2006Drafted>2004Drafted>2003Signed as an undrafted free agent>2002Drafted>2001Drafted>2000Trade
>>144699917are you a retard, that's baller shit
>>144699935I think its more depressing that "trade with Buffalo" shows up twice here. Also Getzlaf was the 1C in Anaheim.
>>144699949getting your assets frozen because you're a financially retarded alcoholic is the opposite of baller shit
Chloe's lookin good
Flames drafted Dustin Wolf
Retards
another Slavin has scoredglory to God, praise be
Because fuck that storm, that's why... even if it is just pre-season, we got a schedule to keep
Kitties won the cup with only their 1C, 3C, and 3D being homegrown.
>>144699995shut the fuck up raped bitch
>>144699999Panthers still traded a ton of picks just to get to the point of winning said cup.
>>144699999Flames won them that cup checked though
>>144700013not really
>>144699956again I ask, are you a retard? He is sending his money to places that the creditors cant access. Did you not understand that? Are you financial retard I ask again?
icing is when a team shoots the puck all the way down the ice rink and past the opponent's goal line
>>144699917jesus what a mess
>>144699958i wouldnt let my dog fuck that ugly whore
>>144699999>>144700000Wasted
>>144700026Calgary really likes the cuckhold experience
>>144700071what are you talking about? that five of 9s is as good of a post as /hoc/ has seen in years.
>>144700071this but the opposite
>>144699999holy fucking digits
>>144700057that won't make the problems go away dumb bitch
>>144700092omg im talking to a retard. Does this make me a little retard, trying to talk to a retard?He is moving his money to a place they cant get his money. He will move to Dubai and have access to millions of dollars while the banks that lent him money in europe or north america will be fleeced. Who gives a shit if 'his problems dont go away', his problems are how he is going to spend the millions of dollars he hid from his creditors when he moves to Dubai (on drugs and alcohol)
>>144696806>laffs
>>144700122Unfortunately his neck tattoo of stink peninsula is haram
>>144700122kill yourself
>>144700129I agree.
>>144700161then we have an accord
eat cock randy eat cock finnish randy
>>144700147this is a visual representation of what I just did to you, you are the baby
>>144700179bro why is your skelly that color
>>144700169eat cope worthless losercanes fucking run your shit
>>144700179he is a baby, so that's an accurate representation >>144700188He's Player 2
I’m getting extremely annoyed at the flyers fans and media who are shitting on Alexei Kolosov, treating him like Cutter Gualthier. The kid got stuffed in a hotel room in shitty Allentown after thinking he was coming over to be the backup goalie for the flyers. Kid didn’t speak English, didn’t know what was going on, and the team forgot about him/he got lost in the shuffle. He wanted to go back to Russia, and who can blame him, given what happened? He wants to be a flyer. He just was homesick and in a shit situation with the Lehigh Valley phantoms. I’ve spent all day arguing with retards shitting on this kid.
>>144700083>>144700087Retards
Bjornfot more like BjornFROT lmao got 'em
>>144699958i forgot Minnesota got Natálie Mlýnková in the transfer portal
>>144695666Muffalo?
my canesies :) are leading after 1
well, that was satisfying
>i cant watch the hawks game as im out of state wtf
It’s been so long I wonder if a Canadian team won
>>144700423Pre-season is such a shitshow because the teams know only the most hardcore retards care. Try to use the Detoilet site/feed
>>144700423KWAB
The Duncan Trussell Family Hour
>>14470016910/10 post I'm looking forward to more of your work throughout the season
>>144700423Retard
Reeee my Cappies won’t drop the puck for over an hour
>>144700523the stream doesn't work and I dont have a vpn to get into region, how am I a retard lol
Hugely disappointing news for Doughty and #LAKings, as sources say surgery will also likely include damaged tendon repair. Timeline TBD, dependent on extent of repair, but ballpark: +/- 10-14 weeks.Injury not expected to affect Doughty’s Team Canada candidacy for 4Nations.I am sorry if you had the Kings in the playoffs this season
go flames go?
>>144700538time for my exciting duckies to step up :)
>>144700554Im sorry anon, the Ducks are still terrible and have no goalie again
>>144700558maybe next year then :'(
>>144700558John Gibson used to be good, and there are other players on the team who may be good in the future!
>>144700535just use onhockey.tv dumbass
>>144700538>Injury not expected to affect Doughty’s Team Canada candidacy for 4Nations.Sure, take a guy that has played 1 month of games and is rusty as shit
>>144700538Poor kings won't get to be eliminated in the first round by the oilers this year
>>144700551I'll buy that for a dollar
norf
kings haven't won a series since 2014
>>144700617Noooo our first round bye :(
>>144700551go, go away
dammit debbiesfuck you stephen you rapist faggot
>>144700558Not everyone in the division can afford to have high caliber starters like kuemper, grubauer and skinner
>>144700651I want to sexuality deb>>144700665Cope we love our bro Stephen here
Ok, the Wings are on, so kindly shut the FUCK up.
>>144700665it is preseason
>>144700665knights play utah
>>144700674
>>144700644just like my islanders
144700674channel changing gimmick
>>144700677i know dummy
Markstrom and Jake Allen aren’t very good. Luckily they didn’t give up much for them.
where's female /hoc/
>>144700743doing the dishes
>>144700743they're raising uptaking their shirt offspinning it around their head like a helicopter
>>144700743sending me feet pics
walmart has christmas stuff up for sale already lads
>>144699958
>>144700806good, fuck halloween
>>144700743hazing each other
>>144700819
>>144700817Not sure what 23 is thinking there>better chase below the goal line as the defensive winger
>>144700824
Guys I think Jake Allen is bad
>>144700743
>>144700819halloween is cool, it's thanksgiving that sucks
>>144700819Fuck you faggot
>Tuomo Ruutu tries to make everyone he meets eat tofucan any Finn explain?
>>144700819Why do americans say "hollow ween" when its "hallo ween"
>>144700904we also say "feb-you-air-y"
>>144700904because our country is shit and run by retards, but could still heem ca*ada
All holidays suck and you share your birthday with on average 22 million people
>>144700927Wow you're really fucking cool neil degrasse tyson
>Andersen gets tunnel vision and doesn't even see the tipper>too deep in his crease>late to reactclassic
Howdy, y'all, take a gander at my flag
>tipperhuh, never heard that term used before in relation to hockey.
>>144700978one who tips
These cunts are doing AI shit of the fans in their seats.
>>144700978Randy just likes to eat cocktips
>>144700988must be a sunbelt term
>>144700927i share a bday with hockey playing murderer craig mactavish
I know it's still just preseason but the Sabes are killin it =]
>>144700978yah thats a melee term
>>144700978>>144700994>>144700999how are you retards this retarded
>>144700863:p
>>144701004I share one with Roald Dahl, the famous racist
gary is pumping in prerecorded crowd noises again
>>144701020in all my decades of watching hockey I have never once heard the player screening the goalie referred to as "the tipper"
burgers changing hockey culture for the worse again
cantskates are commenting on the game again
Shadowboxing in my living room and some lady out the window was staring at me when I looked over at the road
abraham lincoln was right about the sunbelt
>>144701043Gary has a mandate, Maplestahn and time wait for no man, you may have heard
The only Tipper I know comes with a sticker
>>>time waits for no man[4spall is down]
>>144700821Sadistic closeted lesbian from conservative family: "Just havin' fun with the girls!"
Canada devastated yet again
>>144701052Did you wave? wasted opportunity if you didn't
>>144701087I pulled out my dick and did the helicopter. still am
>>144701093why did he do it, bros
>>144701093don't let the tipper hit you on the way out
>>144701052heem her with the spiritual force of your jabs
>>144701098Are you timing yourself?? if so, keep /hoc/ updated
I don't tip
>>144701123Well that clears you from being the Smog Strangler
>>144701123how do you feel about being labeled a "non-tipper"
real retard hours
Joe pavelski tipped and retired cupless kwab
>>144701110have it timed to do a loop every 15 seconds.
>>144701150of course it is randy is here calling players tippers
>>144701163retard
eat cock randy
>>144701172retard randy retard randy retard randy
The mall near me has a lids locker room I guess it's called, idk, but they sell hats and jerseys and other shit and they're doing buy one get one 50% off and they had the last of the adidas jerseys marked down to $90. So I got two jerseys for $150, you guys might want to check it out if you're interested.
>>144701185are you okay
>>144701201RANDY RETARD RANDY RETARD RANDY RETARD
>>144701196Gary has his interns working at 8pm on a friday cruel life
>>144701196gary has you working on a friday night, intern?
>>144701211>>144701219faaaaaaaaaags
Lmao retard randy
Saw the mountains from my back yard again. Should have taken a photo
>>144701123go habs btw
>>144701210>>144701185seriously what the fuck is this
>>144701211they know what they signed up for and have the finest accommodations that can be found in the city
Randy RetardRetard Randy
esl retards from quebec
24 cups4cups
real cock eaters of cock eat county, carolina
>>144701278didn't ask, Sean
>>144701243>he can't see mountains from his front yard, living room, office, kitchen porch and backyardwhat the canadian term for flyover state?
>>144701247randy (you) are a retard (you)
>>144701299Manitoba
Randy Retard0-12 in the ECFRetard RandyEveryone’s going to say we got sweptRandy RetardThat’s not what happenedRetard Randy
if you dont have an official koho or ccm version of >your teams jersey your opinion on this sport is completely invalid.
MY red wings just fuckin scar'd :DD
Why didn't rod have any good quotes about his team losing again last year
/Hersch/
>>144701327Have a white one with iggy's signature
>>144701334no one cares
>>144701353I care
>>>/out/>>>/out/>>>/out/>>>/out/
>>144701353I care too
My islanders are winning
>>144701345where is it signed
>>144701334
>>144701386t-thanks..
>>144701373>he's outhahah
uh-oh another tiptime for another hour of seething retards
>>144701366>>144701383no u don't, you're just being your typical contrarian self
>>144699070Sure thing
>>144701389On the flaming CJersey is from 2007 or something. Has signatures from the whole Flames team.
>>144701399which tipper tipped it in?
What we needed was more throws from the offensive line towards our tipper - Rod Brind'amour
>>144701413very nice
>>144701421Rod Tipp'amore
roman turekolaf kolzigron tugnutt name more underrated late 90s/early 00s goalies
>>144701435I only remember Fred Braithwaite and Arturs Irbe because they were 5'4"
>>144701435steve shields
>>144701435jeff hackett
Jocelyn Thibault
>>144701435DiPietro would have been underrated if not for his glass bones ):
>>144701435pasi nurminenthrashers were absolute shit
>>144701481You retard
>>144701435andy moog
>>144701435trevor kidd
>>144701501This is literally just the misheard lyric for "good times" debate
Reminder
>>144701527
>>144701527this is the flames shining moment for the past 5 seasons
>>144701527The flames beat the stanley cup finalists therefore they won the cup
will oily boys ever experience this :(
>>144701327I'll buy one for my birthday
>>144701576Why does this look like a Max Payne screenshot.
>>144701196I'll check it out tomorrow
this guy led the penguins in scoring in 2004 lmao
>>144701400my wingies scored again! :)
>>144701211they gotta earn their linkedin recommendations
>>144701627congrats and managing to score against chicagos echl team
we want 10
'eads
who remembers firing this up after school before the game came on the tv?
>>144701249is sleeping under one's desk that prestigious?
>>144701647
>early
>>144701625Don't see guys named dick anymore
>>144695666SATANICHAIL SATANGO ASS
>>144701652depends, is it a luxury suite desk with a nap pod?? cause Gary paid to have a couple dozen built for this season
