>earlyfag
>laffs
/krak/
>>144701658501st post retard
eat cock randy
>>144701675yet made before the 498th post
>>144701678fantastic post
My penguins (:
>>144701662
>>144701647Calgay Shitmen?
>rolls into thread
norf
would you?
lol the Devils let Wahlstrom score a goal
>>144701687sorry for breaking your made up rule buddy
Our Caps are finally about to drop the puck
>>144701732shut up faggot
>>144701733i get it it's friday night gotta get your flames spam in before everyone else
>>144701674/KRAK/
>>144701737enjoy the game!
Go Sabres.
>>144701737Is that dzhokhar tsarnaev on the big screen
>>144701751cretin mindset. also this is a /hitmen/ thread
>>144701776deep pull
'eads
KYS TBG
>air guitar contestthose kids aren't taking it seriously enough
>>144701697Wrong team sorry
Keefe is setting a new culture in New Jersey.
>>144701737based have fun! :)
>>144701850losing to the islanders is a pretty extraordinary feat
>>144701647bret screwed bret
>scoreless draw in the Capital City
>>144701877Engvall can thwart all of Keefe's coaching tactics.
>>144701850I prefer Mike Danton
NYLANDER OUT FOR THE SEASONITS OVER
>>144701959habs knees = leafs kwabbers
>>144701959Headaches running rampant throughout the league.
>>144701959
Ovi scores !!!
>>144702042enjoy the game, buddy
>>144701959KWAB
>>144702042This is cool bro have fun
it's /kraken/ friday
Panny is feeding Ovi... he's in a better place
>>144702126>a better placeAlso known as any NHL team that's not Columbus
>>144702042this is the year he breaks the record
>>144702126He's a big Ottawa Charge fan
ottawa large (fat)
best season in nhl history? 2004-05.
>>144702109It's finally the weekend
>>144702162he's a time traveler
>>144702109it's been a long week, kraksissies
>>144702042Sad
https://youtu.be/-NZ3IwHGmkw
>>144702201My Sens :(
>>144702264Why didn't he save Johnny :(
>sign hasek>season cancelledkwab
#Isles Fans, when watching the theft of the A's from Oakland: Remember, Not only did we not lose the team thanks to Charles Wang, we got to leave our Coliseum for the last time in rapturous joy, not sadness. Our final memories there are of tremendous happiness. We are so lucky.
the idea that ekblad isnt part of the florida panthers core is dumbthe guy play first pairing minutes in the scf and has been a huge part of the team's success even if you dont like his personality
>>144702433But this isnt the wrong thing to say
>Utah Hockey ClubIt just clicked now seeing this on the nhl scores page how fucking STUPID this name is. Clown league
my clubbies mentioned. :)
>>144702352Retard
MY red wings just won
>>144702460It's temporary obviously.
F L A M E SLAMES
>>144702566
>>144702451i love these yapping models too
>>144702162
>tfw almost knight time
>>144702644god I wish that were me
GG devils
>>144702723/hoc/ is Utah Clubbies territory
>it begins
go knights go!!
>>144702754MOPR
>>144702755Everyone I love Goes away In the end
if you're so funnythen why are you on your own tonight?
>>144702754Our clubbies :)
>Hellebuyck getting absolutely anally annihilated
and if you're so cloverthen why are you on your own tonight?
>>144702811Yeah it's over
>>144702790my friend is busy and my sister is having a mental breakdown
If you're so very entertainingthen why are you on your own tonight?
>>144702838>and my sister is having a mental breakdownthat's just how women normally are
>>144702860if you're so very good lookingwhy do you sleep alone tonight?
>>144702790>>144702821>>144702851Thanks bro very cool
>>144702566Oops I thought the game was tomorrow not tonightTarasenko scored, nice
it's STILL real retard hours?
i know, 'cause tonight is just like any other nightthat's why you're on your own tonightwith your triumphs and your charmswhile they're in each other's arms
lyrics posting is almost as gay and boring as my islanders
I have a fever so I'm staying in and combining cough syrup with whiskey
>>144702902it's so easy to laugh, it's so easy to hateit takes strength to be gentle and kind
>rags
>>144702920>combining cough syrup with whiskeyreplace the whiskey with 4loko
>>144702920for me, it's blueberry tea
>>144702965I haven't had a 4loko in ages. I need one
>>144702965you're not my mother
>young basedboy zoomers>normal-looking middle-aged guys>horribly-obese womenjesus Minnesota is a hellscape
>>144703012Me in the middle with the fro
>>144702886Retard LLC is open 24/7
>>144702879Fischer as well. Oddly enough, I thought the same thing. Had to double check the schedule to make sure I wasn't retarded
>>144703012You have a pretty low threshold for hellscape
>>144702433>city refuses to build new arena >no fans support the team >noooo they relocated whyyThey deserved it
it's knight time bro's
it's /kraken/ time.
markstrom sucks flames won that trade
I do not associate charles wang with rapturous joy
>>144703115Many such cases
>I-fivalrystfu everett
>>144701674>>144701753>>144702109>>144702246>>144702292>>144703109IT'S TIIIIIIIIIMMMMMEEEEKRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK KRAK
Xheattle Dickgirls
>>144703081I'm 30I remember what society used to look likewe are fucking plummeting
>>144703194based krakhead
>>144703194
LET'S GO CLUB-BIES>clap clap clapclapclapLET'S GO CLUB-BIES>clap clap clapclapclap
Oh boy do I love our Vancouver Canucks!
knights are on
I don’t care what anyone says… preseason matters a lot.
>>144703194/our/ Xheattle Dickgirls, tyvm. The Official Team of /hoc/.
Okay Caps fans the third period is OUR period
>utah>hockey>clubPick 3
>knights are on
>vegASS
How much does Gary interfere with preseason?
>nucks
krak'd
>young girls with tentacles for handsUH KRAKENBROS? WHAT AM I LOOKING AT!?
I enjoyed life without xheattle having a team
>>144703372
>>144703372gary's fetish
>>144703372>young girls with tentacles for hands>at CP Arena
>>144703372It's His plan.
>>144703396wait a minute is that king cobra or whatever his name is
DALLAS>STARSDALLAS>STARSDALLAS>STARS
>>144703416Yes, very famous youtuber.
>>144703327just enough
Demko better get healthy soon or my Nucks are done
eat cock randyclap clap clapclapclap
kraken pp is so small
>scoreless In Vegas
not unlike Satie's Gymnopédie
>>144703516frig off ricky
>Canucks stream is just Seattle’s JumbotronHonestly feels comfy in Climate Pledge Arena
>>144703622i hate not having ice sound
>Elias Pettersucks
>>144703622>canucks color guy is fucking kermit the frogI can't believe what I'm watching right now.
>>144703516go sleep it off
>>144703660and Ray Ferraro’s son is doing color
>>144703688lol
>>144703638>>144703638>>144703638
A towering defenceman with decent skating ability and an endless lust for violence.
wtf is happening is minnesota?
>>144703795It's the state of hockey
>>144703843What is the province of hockey?
KRAKEN SCAAAARRRRRRRRR
>>144703875useless faggot spamming the hockey thread
>>144703202I’m 26 and I eagerly await the balkanization
Myers > Meyers
>>144703372Our culture :)
WeOur
>>144703963>>144703888raped
>>144703929My
>>144703976good post
Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha
/kraken/ killing the little nuckies
>>144704055I like your style nuckbro
1994 hurts more than 2011
>>144704216Mark messier canucks legend
Lets go Kraken
Kraken vs nuck is the rain bowl
kickin rocks in the hot suni fought the bud and the bud won
I congratulate the league because I truly hate the Kraken
>>144704248Squids make ya seethe huh?
I know they overpayed this offseason, but it sure feels nice to see a seattle sports team not be cheap fucks
>>144704276Whales absolutely mog squids
>>144704248>season hasn't started>haven't won a game>/hoc/ still seethescope
Watching my krakies on amazon prime :)
>>144704055cute
I still believe in the Canucks
These are the stan lee contender canucks?
>>144704420kraken are known choke artists, still plenty of time
The side deals are coming. You'll see.
what's this goaltending style called?
Bros the Caps lost…
More adblocking -> less onhockeying
>>144704327It looks a lot better now too, first game looked like shit. Need more shots of hockey mommy, and I still don't know if I like the scorebug. You can watch most games free with a tv antenna if you're in the broadcast area.
>Francis saying they'll cut some guys immediately after the gameLmao
my team is shit and run by retards
>>144704550my antenna got destroyed by a tree branch a awhile ago. Never replaced it.
>Madison found Buoy
>>144704550>slits behind the benchwhat a fucking farce
>>144704569based leaf krakhead
>>144704590I just have a cheap one I got for like $5 a few years ago, it's just one of those flat ones that goes in a window. I use it for live news/weather.
>Byfield will be Kangz 3rd CBUST
Warriors missed the empty net but the pats still suck
>>144704327what does prime have during the commercial breaks? is it the same as the local over-the-air broadcast (comedy shows at indian casinos and plumbers)?
>party was great >my stars won >knights are losing to the Utah Whomst Oh yeah it’s a good day
didn't ask
>>144704735That Burr one is kinda funny though.
>>144704756glad to hear your gay retard party went well dylan
Hails to Tyler Myers
>the city of Sin
>>144704667>>144704880How do you live with yourself knowing a fat weeb raped you?
>>144704845chase giraffe is a pretty cool guy, he punks xheattle and doesn't afraid of anything
>theodore AND pietrangelo behind the netwhat did they mean by this
uou guys realy shoudnt make fun of rape victims that isn't funny
>>144704894Myers owns Seattle and it makes them seethe
our clubbies :D
>hire Sheldon keefe>miss playoffs
>he rates preason hockeyguess we have visitors from planet retard
>>144704231would, would, would 3, 1, 2
based jack
>we, Planet Retard, have visitors... FROM PLANET RETARDboth parties labeled correctly, as it turns out
>>144704943>breaks benis's bussymy wife's son is still mad
>>144704735Just normal regional commercials. Just saw one for the 2024 Bronco.
this faggot korczak has been fucking up every preseason game cut him in the intermission
>LLeytonWhat the fuck is that name.
>>144705174le ebin edgy 4chan poster
>>144704838Thank you! I want to get back into entertaining more. I busted out the traeger and everything
Help me believeIt's not the real meSomebody help me tame this animal I have become
>>144705193202217april
>>144705289twas a good night>if you pick up what i'm puttin down
>>144705304pick up deez nuts
>hersch is now on the vgk panelwhat the fuck KEK
>>144705316stephen already made him on that chilly night
>>144705334Is she on nhl network I was arching the other day and I think the woman was her but I wasn’t sure because it didn’t show her name
>>144705334Jamie is becoming a huge star in the world of Sports Broadcasting and one day will have to fend off a CEO that wants her to dress sluttier and get bigger tits
>>144705375yeah i've seen her there before too. she posted a "goodbye" thread to mlb network the other day on twitter. she hasn't mentioned being a part of the vgk broadcast yet so maybe she's just a guest?
If nucks care about a preseason game, they'll bounce back. If not, krak finally win a game.
>>144705404Raped
>Fun moment this morning, Bruce Cassidy was asked about his communication with players re: how many preseason games they play. Somehow Phil Kessel entered the conversation:>"You might get a guy like; I don't want to play any. Phil might have been that guy."
>>144703622comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>144705553boring is just a code word for comfy desu senpai
comfy is just code for bigger tits, and some people think Jamie could be comfier
boltons are lame
>>144705656Just like my islanders
Pre season is just a way for Gary to get more shekels
>>144705724>oh no, you've figured out my master plan, goyim..
>>144705746Did Stephen make you call him master?
thought it was over lads
>pootah
>letting keegan kolesar score on youoh no no no no no
>It's over
T-shirt toss in Seattle
>the salt-encrusted ruins of the eldritch City of the Lake
cooley getting bullied by >our chug
Crosby is still childless
>>144706088He’s focused on more important things like winning the cup.
>>144704701She was cute like 15 years ago or whenever I saw her the first time, but she's become way too fat now.
>>144706088Sad
Freddie Mercury reincarnated as a blowfish in Seattle
>>144706004no more lake. just salt city.
>the city of Alkali
Nuckies are salty tonight.
>>144706239krak-nuck games are always like this, there were 3 fights a couple of days ago
>>144706269they fell right into that 'instant rivalry' gimmick and I guess I'm.. grateful? yeah I guess so
>>1447022012022-2023
That's Kraken hockey baby
gg nuckbros, see you in december
:)
Piper :)
>my krakies :)
>>144706441/Shaw/
SCORED SOME FACKIN GOALS
good guys won
>>144706524I say this.
>>144706352Hockey!
>>144706384Hope it’s a heated one. Fun when one of the teams gets riled up.
>>>>>>The city of Utah
>Demko hurt his bussy and is out for the entire seasonIs it over for Canucksbros? ALREADY?
>>144706653I'll have to check penalty records, but pretty sure there has been a fight every game since Myers gaped Beniers.
i don't knowif i careim the jerklifes not fairfighting all the timethis is out of lineshe loves me notloves me not
Remember when the oilers lost game 7? Lmao
>>144706748
wish the season would start preseason is too long
>>144706711based krakheads
>>144706815
>>144704756So, about my Knights :^)KWAB
>>144706870>fighting the yoteswhy?
>>144706893based and true. dylan said they'd get "dummied" KWAB
>using phone data to samefag
>>144706875Based on Deez Nuts
>>144706974Who?
Cheesecake and hockey are a good combo
>>144706974>n-no way there can b-be more than one fan of the kn-knights!!KWAB 1993
>>144707035Based Copey showing them how it's done
202419801933
oh he mad kwan
>>144707182>kwanretard
Boogie2988 got SAed at the lolcow live official camping trip. A strange man climbed ontop of him and dry humped him to completion.
Seeing red again, seeing red again!Seeing red again, seeing red again!Seeing red again, seeing red again!Seeing red again, seeing red...!
>>144707263man that song fucking rules. i don't really know much of their stuff, but i love that tune
>>144702644Every boys dream>>144702607This too
you flamesbros still up?im in
>>144707160>Random arbitrary yearsok Trudeau
I think I had a good post lined up 4 or 5 hours ago but I can't remember if I had or not now.
>>144707549Just like Utah Coyotes right?
playing zelda
>>144707683I'm going to pretend to know what you mean.
No idea why I'm still even awake right now.
Hockey in exactly 7 hours
only shit teams today
Making kebab wraps
>>144708066Sad
>>144708266more like kwab wraps
Will /hoc/ watch Kino baseball playoffs with us while you guys wait for Kino Hockey offs starts?
>>144708554yea
The Bedardhawks will rape the league this season
>>144708598mopr
>>144708554https://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1725777765357062.webm
Eastern DivisionBostonBuffaloNew JerseyNY IslandersNY RangersPhiladelphiaPittsburghWashingtonNorthern DivisionChicagoColumbusDetroitMinnesotaMontrealOttawaTorontoWinnipegSouthern DivisionAnaheimCarolinaDallasFloridaLos AngelesNashvilleSt. LouisTampa BayWestern DivisionCalgaryColoradoEdmontonSan JoseSeattleUtahVancouverVegas>inb4neverposthereagainfaggot
>>144708777swap vegas/colorado with anaheim/la
What if the NHL brought back the 2021 meme divisionswho /hondawest/ here
>McDavid should be the captain of Team Canada over Crosby
>>144708892based
knights won bro's
for me it has to be the calgary flames
One day I will leave /hoc/, all other days I won't.
one day I'll ask
>>144709277unfortunately, one day you'll never see is a canadian cup win
One day Copey will be tall enough to ride a roller coasterWait never mind he finished growing 20 years ago
oh he mad KWAB
cant sleep because i keep having nightmares where my flames dont win the cup
only teams with anime girls are chad teams
>>144709344based islanders fan
>Nashville rumored to went after Fowler for Askarov but Habs told them to fuck off for the second time, first time being in 23 when Nashville wanted fifth overall for Askarov and 15th overalllol, lmao
>>144709295ESL?
flamesbros and knights chads are friends at the end of the day, we gave them hanafin and they gave us a 1st its a total bros move
>>144709386we don't sign our posts here tranny 1993
>>144709393blessed and true
Today we beer
Mornin' hocFirst coffee then beer
>Devils lose again
>>144710248shut the fuck up faggot
>>144709332that is some wicked insomnia
>>144710271;____;
stop being mean to faggots! last warning! D:<
>>144708777>time zones don’t exist
Imagine being a pre(mature)seasonsissy lmao
Bicshel is a big guy
>>144708777top 3 most retarded things I ever saw
>>144710377Sorry for saying mean things about you
>>144710526What are the other 2
gm
>>144711512it's okay, i accept your apology, we must all learn to forgive all the different flags and all the different fags. love will win us through to absolute victory.
>>144711556Huomenta
>>144711556morning
hockey is gay
>>144709382I rather have Askarov than Fowler.
>>144706893>>144706902Aw good for them.
>>144712140nice
>>144712140
>>144712526:(
devils bros am i a retard for adding nemec to my fantasy?
Only two teams are undefeated coming up on game 5 and that’s Buffalo and Dallas
>>144712662ye. he sucks.
>>144712585We’ll always love you, Sweden <3
>>144712998thank you <3 love you too usa :D
>>144712998Speak for yourself
Why is it over 60 degrees? Fuck global warming
>>144712924really?
MY FATHER SAID
Historically, the bruins hate leaks and do everything they can to prevent them. So to me, that seems like Sway or his agent are releasing things to make the team look bad, (4x$6.2m, no calls for 3 weeks, etc). I think that’s why there’s been no deal
>>144713356soon only greenlanders can play hockey outdoors
>>144713078Based
>>144713721It’s so over
>>144713605Swayman was elite last season playoffs but he’s being immature. I almost want the bruins to make him walk since he’s so difficult to work with but they’d miss playoffs
Who’s Bombston goalie is gayman doesn’t resign?
>>144714275Bussi or the Finn
>>144714342Sad
>>144713754Ceci was stolen
>>144714449They should try getting tuukka to unretire
>>144714057Yeah for as much as people say Boston has no leverage I don’t see how Swayman has much leverage himself. No other team is willing or can afford the deal he wants either and if he sits a season he’ll end up in the same spot he’s in now.
>>144714491He’s shit though
will their ever be a more profile name to try and change the whole rfa nonsense than now?
it was 5-0
More like Jereshit Gayman kwab
Koivu scored
[prediction]Whoever receives Lil B's blessing will win the leeTYBG
>>144715020>laffs
>>144714597just like my penguins
>>144715365Retard