prev >>144707484bloods v fitzroy blowout continues
Shitney
there's still time for a comeback
Panthers vs Sharks in a few hours
>>144708453small if true
>>144708427Op is copetorian
Final score predictions49-132
>>144708453Don’t care about American sport.
worst gf in living memory
Can't believe Smellbourne mates tricked me into wasting a whole afternoon to watch this. What a gay sport.
Even Carlton put up a better fight
>>144708508That’s how Jay Gatsby would address you
>>144708498Seething
PUT YOUR NORM SMITH NOMINATIONS IN NOW
>>144708525How’s Sri Lanka going?
>>144708530Ah CheeKaiCharlie
>>144708530Lohmann won the game for Bane, he deserves it.
>>144708534Don’t watch cricket
Just cracked my 1L bundy for starting the bane celebrationsQld'er Rums for the win
Bit late
Why are Victorians so shit at afl? And it's their game?
Bane Bros did we get too cocky?!??
COMEBACK IS ON
what's for dinner?
>le Fitzroy Copetorians are gross
>>144708498zoomer shit
Yeah kai just won the norm
Feel bad for oscar
>>144708636Did the rubbish truck get him?
Can't believe hipwood has a gf medal holy shit
we did it lads
>>144708705Well earned
>>144708705again 4/6
>grand final ends>8 minutes of adsGood riddance it’s the last year of this shit
we did it bane bros!!!!!@@
Sydney got their pants pulled down todayJust like......JHawk when her skirt fell down
>>144709453HE’S BACK
>>144709453Ah precious memories
Did you trust?
>>144708427Who was the MVP of the GF and why was it Katie Perry.
haha
>5 minutes before disaster
>>144709905
>>144709913Ok?
have swans fans evaporated?BRISBANE LIONS WIN>BRISBANE LIONS WINBRISBANE LIONS WIN>BRISBANE LIONS WINBRISBANE LIONS WIN>BRISBANE LIONS WINBRISBANE LIONS WIN>BRISBANE LIONS WINBRISBANE LIONS WIN>BRISBANE LIONS WINBRISBANE LIONS WIN>BRISBANE LIONS WINBRISBANE LIONS WIN>BRISBANE LIONS WIN
they introduced the new ashcroft brother on national tvand remarked he won't ever play in the lions 2sholy shit now that's high expectations
>>144709927what's your problem you daft cunt
swans got cunted
sydney is just bad at sportgood at taking cocks up the arse tho i hope everyone in sydney wakes up dead
I am based and you are gay
LIONS PREMIERS !!!!proof that brisbane were meant to win last yearand the pies cheated
Is it over?
>>144710567I blame the lions for refusing to play in the sun last year, let the magpies get too many free scores
>>144711769>they lost by 4 pointsreminder that if a game hasn't been decided by more than 25points the umpires have influenced the results unfairlyeveryfuckingtime
Shitney Swans supporters ate a big dick today
swans are the biggest losers iykwim
My lions finally did it :’)
>>144715012hell yeah brother
sad i can't use this pic anymore
can feel a monster post granny poo brewing in my guts
sorry lads I missed this gf. I've been dealing with a whore and then some
>>144708498You don't remember 2007. Our family and friends travelled miles from our campsite (we were camping) to watch that one and were like "we wasted our time" by the time we got to the closest pub and this was like 1/4 time.Sydney at least lasted a 1/4.
>Sydney
>>144715443Yeah he and daniher are laughing now.Then again, that Bris side the past couple weeks has been one of the most impressive outfits I've seen for decades. Their skills made me continue watching the slaughter until they realised they were home. Reminded me of 90s Kangaroos for some reason.Don't know why.But Sydney not turning up didn't help them. They had an easy finals run and it shows big time. Just weren't prepared for the physical clash nor had the skill level Bris had somehow developed last match (and which Geel also had - that was a sublime match, best in decades for me).
>>144709807I had a feeling they would dominate after last weeks skill fest. I just thought "this will kill Sydney's gameplan alone". Skills are back ladz. They win games.
lol
>>144720046>and now in stereocatbox.moe/w71xf6.webmThe commentary makes this so much funnier.Also hows this capture kek.>nothing but despair despair
>Brisbane Lions score 18 goals>Daniher and Rayner weren't even onI am very happy for the Lions but angry at myself for not making a more sensible bet.
>There's another timeline where the Giants rolled over Sydney, rolled over Port and flogged the shit of Bane on the big stage Need me an interdimensional portal gun
Sam newman just now finding out about rigging....anyone with half a brain new this was going to be rigged for brisnane. Swans just made it too obvious in protesthttps://x.com/Origsmartassam/status/1839941018864800153
>>144725991>I tipped the SwansIs Sam a cazzie?
Amazing watching my childhood teams become the laughing stock of the AFL.
Love how the AFL haven't uploaded the fucking game highlights yet, at least we have Katy lmao
Just woke up what a day!!!!!
>>144726526me? watching the full grand final replay
There’s no light in this world, only darkness.
Hasn't even settled in, we are premiers but I can't believe it.
I’m going to do nothing all day and then become depressed once it’s late in the afternoon
>>144727703>weWhich player are you?
>>144727995Katy Perry
>>144727606Cheer up lad don't hate the player hate the game.
>footy is finished for the next 6 monthsFucking depressed and ready to commit suicide
BANE
1. Brisbane Lions2. GWS Giants3. Geelong Cats4. St Kilda Saints5. Port Adelaide Power6. Hawthorn Hawks 7. Fremantle Dockers8. Sydney Swans9. Collingwood Magpies 10. Essendon Bombers 11. Western Bulldogs 12. North Melbourne Kangaroos13. Carlton Blues 14. Gold Coast Suns 15. West Coast Eagles 16. Melbourne Demons17. Adelaide Crows 18. Richmond Tigers
>>144728336>3. Geelong Cats>6. Hawthorn Hawks>12. North Melbourne Kangaroos
>>144728383People write off the Cats every fucking year mate and they were 2 goals off stealing another one this year.Hawthorn could slip out, maybe Collingwood will take their place, they will have a harder fixture, but I believe in them desu Kangaroos are DUE (under clarko)
1. Tassie 2-19. Irrelevant pissant teams who didn't get 3 years of draft concessions
>>144728511>>144728532
>Lachie Neale and Abbey Holmes sent a defiant message to their critics after the AFL grand final when the Brisbane Lions captain and Channel 7 presenter once again shared a post-match kiss. Neale and Holmes are good mates away from footy, and showed that in June when they kissed on the cheek following a post-match interview after a Lions game.I wonder how Jules feels about her husband rooting some former AFLW slag every time he goes to Melbourne.
>>144728584Lachie is a premiership player now so this is one of the many doors that open when you join that club.
Reminder that Nick Riewoldt is moving back from the states because he's scared that Trump will win again.
>>144728648he just can't get that one night out of his head
Caring about sport is so stupid and such a waste of time
>>144728727based family and friends cherisher
>>144728768I have no family or friends. My team lost the grand finals which means I no longer get happy chemicals from caring about sport which makes me realise it’s stupid and a waste of time. When the new season starts I’ll suddenly care about sport again and think it’s cool but only if my team does well and makes me produce happy chemicals. I’m also a KHV at 28 and a chronic masturbator whose every thought involves sex despite never actually experiencing it. I want to kill myself but am too reluctant to do so painfully so I may do it through just starving myself so that hopefully if I reach a low enough bodyfat % I’ll like my appearance and have maybe one more reason to live. Thanks for reading my blog post
>>144728720>one nightkekHe went back for seconds and almost busted up his marriage the dirty dog. Went in her like like she was the st kilda school girl.
>>144728932Quit porn and seek Christ mate.
>>144729045Not even Jesus would like me
>>144729079jesus loves you despite you not liking yourself
>>144729079You are truly lost friend. I was once like you, I thought I was too degenerate for God's love, but submitting to temptation is the most human thing we can do. What the Christian thing to do is feel bad for these sins but know that we are not unloved for commuting them.
me: *walks into room*Jesus: *umm you need to leave*
>>144726758kino
>kino
>>144730009back to /nrl/
Nick Daicos
Re-watching the match did heeney just literally just give up midway in the last quarter and just sit on the bench for the rest of the match?
>>144730837Heeney played the game of his career at the SCG on the 8th of September. He realised yesterday that he made a huge mistake and that a straight sets exit would've been more dignified.
dying general
>>144728720fuark imagine the misso coming home like this from the bullcorr
so what happens in these threads for the next 6 months?
>>144731528you know what
Big O should have run onto the field and scored a goal
>>144730266How much gear is he on
>Three teams in the 16+ team era have won the Grand Final from outside the top 4>Brisbane 2024, Western Bulldogs 2016, Adelaide 1998>Sydney lost to the first two in the grand final and the third in a semi
25. 200724. 201923. 2010 Part II22. 202221. 2000 20. 2014 19. 202418. 201517. 2017 16. 200315. 201314. 2001 13. 201112. 2010 Part I11. 202110. 20209. 2004 8. 2023 7. 20086. 2012 5. 20054. 20063. 2018 2. 20021. 2009
>Sydney have now lost 2 more Grand Finals than Collingwood in the AFL era
>In the 12 team era (1924-1986) the worst finishing spot to win the premiership was fourth>Only 2 teams achieved this, Essendon (1949) and Carlton (1945)>That Carlton team defeated South Melbourne in the Grand Final
>>144731528Trial some new Mick's.Some schizophrenia. That sort of thing
Who cares about Brisbane and the premiership. It's over, it's in the past. I'm looking forward to the draft. Should be a ripper
>>144708427Thanks for the trophy I guess. Still shan't be watching your sport though
>>144732424Go storm btw
10. Richmond v GWS 2017 9. Collingwood vs GWS 2023 8. Sydney vs Collingwood 20227. Collingwood vs GWS 20196. Collingwood vs Hawthorn 20115. Hawthorn vs Adelaide 20124. GWS vs Bulldogs 2016 3. Hawthorn v Port Adelaide 20142. Hawthorn vs Geelong 2013 1. Geelong v Brisbased 2024
>>144732523Where's the final that Port choked in the last quarter at home against Richmond back in 2020?
just got back from coles, saw blokes wearing broncos beanies, absolutely no lions gear or merch anywhere
>>144732553I-I don't want to talk about it. Also 2020 doesn't count because muh 16 minute quarter bullshit.
just got back from coles, saw blokes wearing lions beanies, absolutely no broncos gear or merch anywhere
>>144732571Based Queenslander >>144732600Based VictorianThe expansion has failed I'm afraid to say.
The one where Tom Lynch kicked a high snap goal in the final minute of the 2022 game against the Lions like a dickhead and the ARC called it a behind and it ended Bitchmond's dominance in the competition.
Waba's dead
>>144732662That was the night I lost faith in the AFL and knew it was rigged beyond belief
>>144732662>HAS HE KICKED A GOAL? HE HAS! ACRES HAS DONE IT AGAIN! HE WINS ALL THE TIME! HE DOESNT MISS! BLUES ARE BACK IN FRONT BY A POINT!
>>144732682Source?
just got back from wet on wellington, saw blokes wearing condoms, absolutely no pies gear or merch anywhere
just got back from wet on wellington, saw blokes wearing pies gear or merch, absolutely no condoms anywhere
just got back from wellies, saw some autistic dumb fat neet spastic on his phone the whole time and posting about what i was wearing. what a faggot
https://youtu.be/D_Y5FzxE2ms?si=mHs-mQzIDXti3Nft
https://youtube.com/watch?v=A86pKn0Kh50
>>144733447This is scripted ragebait. Women do hate themselves though, being nice don't work.
imagine getting dabbed on by greggo
swannies are still the best and coolest
>>144731557Imagine the smell
well told you all year the swans were massive frauds but you refused to listen
dean cox absolutely salivating right now
How do I get into a bachelor of medicine despite failing high school horribly
>>144733642>minor premier>made it to a GFSecond best team in the comp and they're "frauds"
>>144733726google.comAlso you could only get into a postgrad medicine degree, as google would tell you
Pathetic performance by the Sydney globohomos
>>144733737they statpad against shit teamsas soon as the pressure is on its all overthis is what makes them frauds
>>144733762I keep seeing terms like UCAT, GAMSAT and ATAR. I think my OP was 18. I thought it would be pretty streamlined like doing tafe courses in biology, maths, physics and chemistry then you’d be eligible for the undergraduate
>>144733798They literally won two prelims, champ.
>>144733831based sydney resident cazzie
>>144733815Mate if you can't figure out how to get into a medical degree, what makes you think you'd be able to do the degree in the first place?
What a deal!
do you think there are any former /alf/ posters who no longer post because they committed suicide?
yes micktranny mate
>>144733858Cause I have way too much free time on my hands. Every person graduating high school gets help gaining admission into uni. I left after year 10 and never got that so jog on
>>144733902i'm not dead retard
>>144733904Here's some actual advice, call the unis you're interested in studying at. They have people who's job it is to answer questions about admission and if you explain your situation they'll tell you what pathways are available to get into your desired course
>>144733904i graduated year 12 but had a shit atar cos of shit that happened at home and cenno paid me fuck all so i starved for most of the next 5 years
on the internet no one can tell if you're a retarded NEET spastic deadend incel loser
>>144733961Easy enough
>>144734009no but Steven May
>>144733871Get the stubby holder I have an iggs one commemorating the 2018 hip and it's like every time i take a drink i'm reminded of our victory.
>>144733737Giants, Dockers and Hawks were unironically better than them >but they beat the GiantsBarely and that was a monumental choke
grundy has never really been any good
>>144733726Call up your uni of preference and they'll tell you howMost likely you'll have to take a one year bridging course and take a special exam to get in
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMyoeSaNOd0
>>144734339true, outside of 2018/19. probably just stopped caring after his massive contract
>>144733815>>144733904There's information which explains all this on the internet.If you can't figure this out, do you think you'd be capable as a doctor - as a professional who is expected to be able to figure stuff out on their own?
>>144733831A vfl team could beat stinkley's port shartelaide in a prelim
>>144734506not only that as a professional you have to do continuous learning so taking time out your day to read recent research papers from journals to keep abreast of the latest health and medicine breakthroughs
Do you think all the sydney swans players got a pittyfuck from their wags or did the wags just hold them while they were crying telling them it's ok?
>>144734823Unlike you mate, they have sex
>>144734823God I wish that gilf caro was my wag
Now that Grace Scott has left Gulden as a disGRACE, I will be the one to comfort her and show her the true path to success and happiness
>>144734895so you're saying they got a pitty fuck?>>144734931she was a total babe in her youth
>>144734172>every time i take a drink i'm reminded of an iggs flag in 2024based daily drinker
>>144734942I doubt Grace Scott would ever grace a tadpole like you with her presence.
>>144734575ah yes because most GPs are up to date about how the vax and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
so hungry but I don’t want to eat, I need to lose 11kg and be thin again
>>144735082Based Grace Scott
>>144735082Eat some watermelon
>>144735029just now realising the pharmaceutical industry is one of the most corrupt industries known to man
>>144732571>Brisbane>Beanie weatherAt least make it believable next time
>>144735416meant for>>144734575
>>144735082Crisp me
>>144735082Have some KFC
>swans will come in and win overallhuh?
Premiership player Darcy Wilmot
>>144735832>"... AND THIS ONE'S FOR YOU NICK DAICOS"
the off season antics begin
>muh horse >muh bloodssydney are an absolute fucking joke. longmire should be sacked immediately for choking FOUR times in a row. granted 2016 was rigged against them
Premiership Player Ryan Lester
wonder if kingy has enough balls to go after longmire
>risersHawthorn, Geelong>slidersMelbourne, St Kilda>disappointmentsCarlton, St Kilda, Adelaide, Collingwood>hold your heads up highHawthorn, Geelong, Bane (obviously)
>>144734823I saw Chad Warner kissing a bloke in a pub in Carlton last night. I know because I was the one kissing him heheh
>>144734942would be amazing if she had a massive au naturel bush
>>144736445I saw Lon Chaney walking with the Queen
kek at this media setup
>>144736439 eh saints are about where they should be, they're a weird team that's hard to predictrest i agree with
why can't sydney into sports?
Final 2025 AFL ladder: BrisbaneGeelongGWSPort FremantleBulldogsSunsAdelaideHawthornSaintsCollingwoodMelbourneCarltonEssendonWest coastSydneyNorthRichmond
>>144736568>Geelong at 2my sides
wonder how chinklord is handling the loss
wonder if kingy has enough balls to we gaan crown after drinking
>>144736445>saw>kissing someone with your eyes openretard
>>144736568>Geelong - 2>Fremantle - 5>Hawthorn - 9>West coast 15
>>144736633
>"i deleted the nudes mate. i don't need them now that i have grace"
>>144736445>>144736510i fingered Hex in a Northbridge nightclub
Brisbane = Israel Sydney = Hezbollah
Who has >your club sacked?https://www.afl.com.au/news/retirements-and-delistings
Kek remember when Brisbane belted Sydney by 10 goals in the grand final yesterday?
who would have thought that two spastic forwards and le need all our midfielders to kick 2 wouldnt hold up in finals
eric hipwood sexually assaulted me in a pub in fitzroy in the early hours of this morning
>>144737193MODSTHIS COSTUMER IS UNDER THE AGE OF 13
the premiership winning paedophile eric hipwood
premiership winning lgbt icon nick daicos
How was church this morning brethren?
Fuck off E-christian fuckhead
>>144737161
>>144737161n-no
Now that the dust has settled will shitney ever live down being raped in two grand finals in three years?
>dead thread day after grannydidn't know there were so many swanspoofs in /afl/
>>144737540it's been dead for much of this year to be fair
>>144737540CFO
GOTTEM
>>144737148>>your clubwhich position do i play m8?
>>144737148grim
>>144737539>>144737540swanspoof here. I turned off mid 3rd term. havent watched any news, havent logged onto /afl/ because of obvious reasons. didn't even follow the thread bc parents were over watching it with me (that was horrible enough, but at least they didnt see me cry on the flight back from the airport run)i've never benn so disappointed in anything. not 2022, not myself. its just too much. rip on me, I wont see it because I thought you deserved at least this fuel. 2025? fuck who knows? but this is some giga arsefucking
>>144737648sorry mate, shit happensgood to keep some perspective, it's only football, it's not life or death
>>144737660THEY LITERALLY PLAYED THE SAME SHIT AS THEY DID AGAINST THE CATS! I THOUGHT I WAS WATCHING A CURSED REPLAYMy own parents were saying this and they follow EPL and NRL and they know nothing about AFL other than>hur durr nrl players could smash these guys
>>144737148fark they delisted zane trew that sucks he was actually decent and not edwards why didn't they wait for the new coach to at least get a look at them
>>144737660but thanks mate. fuck. its tough. been hard, cause i'm on the not smoking and not drinking atm. i'm raging so hard.
>april premiers
Wait. Did shitney cucks actually think their worthless team was a chance yesterday? LMAO
>>144737674>>144737696nah look I can sort of relate, back when I followed football I was devastated in 2008, less so in 2020 because it was clear that richmond would dominate in the second half, and it suckssydney are always a competitive side, they'll be around again
how many norm smiths does nick daicos have
>>144737713Yes mate. We did. Which team do you barrack for?>>144737722Its terrible to lose so bad twice. like we did. it's ok. its so fucked though.
Sydney are the minor premiers, top of the ladder and grand final runners up.Pretty good result
at the end of the day if you run a meme ground gauntlet you pay the price
So we're all supporting the stormies in the NRL granny, right?
>>144737741its not that. its how we lost . I was literally out on the balcony of my place, my parents (mum : everyone wins if they're having fun! dad: why are'nt they playing like nrl?) no idea, drinking zero alco and smoking, just trying to not lose my fucking shit
>>144737736I barrack for a proper team: Basedingwood. I suggest you change your team, it isn't too late.
>>144737759lmao fucking dumbass
>>144737754yep the boyfriend and i cant wait!
>>144737759>weWhich player are you?
sw-ACKS
>>144737760nope. swans till death. your team sucked for fucken YEARS. and will do. rip on bloods for the next year, 2 years, bc this will be difficult to get over.so go madpie poofs
>>144737781The drunken idiot.
>>144737777crisp and its my OCFUCK ME DEAD.
>>144737754the fucking who in the fucking what? speak the kings english
>>144737731as many as all the brownlow's he has
why do normies care so much if a kids hand gets shook
>>144737785did you not get it? I stopped drinking. still have. dickhead.
>>144737781>>144737788you need to sack longmire or his next season is a transition season as he slowly gets less and less responsibility and allows dean cox to become coachhe's in the same class as ken stinkley and ross lyon
>>144737808>he's in the same class as ken stinkley and ross lyontotally. Me, a Paid up Premium member thinks that.
>>144737798norm smiths don't care about shit retard they're fucking medals
>>144737799Oh so you're just retarded.
>>144737823What in the fuck is that image on about?People on 4chan need get off the internet and go outside, goddamn
>>144737903No, they don’t.
>>144735424many australians dress like weather-confused sluts, what can i say
>shitney have been cursed ever since cheating to win the 2022 prelim against Collingwood>Collingwood won the flag next season>swans have been belted by 10 goals in two grand finals sinceKek fucking deserved you faggot cunts, loved seeing papley in tears
>have to wait til next monday for trade season to startgrim
2024 afl grand final sprint winner and child rapist beau mcreery
>>144737148is there a deadline for this? before the trade period i guess?
>>144737907Yes they do, you have to be terminally online to know what that image is on about, let alone to have made it
>>144737903obviously someone from /lgbt/ /r9k/ or /soc/ escaped their containment board
longmire having to ask if the journos were even coming to his presser as you can hear the celebrations was kino
>>144737148>* = Club has committed to redrafting the player in the AFL and Rookie Drafts>literally none there
literally nonce there
the writing was on the wall when the swans lost to richmond at the mcg desu
did bt even make an announcement yesterday?
>>144737989no but he was referring to players families being allowed on the ground straight after the siren
top 4?more like shot whore
collingwood probs would have won the flag if they took carltons 8th spot
>>144737989no but Steven May
>>144738030they'd probs have won if they weren't dogshit players lead by a deadshit nonce
>>144738105he's not me retard
How goes the off season alf
swans may have lost, but still a sydneysider so still a winner
>>144736439For most of the season Collingwood had an injury list on par with the worst of the league in Richmond who won the wooden spoon.They were coming good at the back half of the season and given how many close losses/draws were only a single result away from making finals and likely going on to win the entire thing.Unfortunate season, not a disappointing one.
>>144738144it's an interesting discussion
>>144738159this ain't healthy craig
>>144738030They'd have to catch bane off guard at the gabba and even then I don't see them getting past the cats.If they were 7th I could see them having a better shot reaching the grand final, though swans were playing their best during the prelims so probably not.
2023 was shrimply a fortunate season, not an impressive one. collingwood's vfl side shows they've fucked recruitment for a while.
don't know if my posts are going through. very annoying
>one more afl360 for the year>no more kingy
might watch season three of the test and try to muster up some excitement for cricket
Fucked my life up and there's no going back, lads.
>>144738290same
i love looking at arseholes
Bombies Prelim 2025
>>144738323Is it time?
dosn
>>144738323i think i went to school with this lad
>>144738330giwtwmpov
Teams that would have beaten Sydney in a grand final>Geelong>Port>GWS (in a choking contest)>Hawthorn>Carlton (forma de 2nd half)>Collingwood>St Kilda>Sydney
>>144738406i would chuck in shitscray, gold coast (good record against sydney) and i would even give fred a chance
>>144738406i would add every mcg tenant
I want to beat my fap addiction. Can you please insult me to make me angry and fuel my nofap efforts?
>>144738323
>>144738328for me it's prince harry top right
Reminder that I am independent of time and space. I am the beginning and the end. The synthesis of God and Satan.
>>144738444Checked
>>144738470You checked my digits but didn’t even bother insulting me. Fucking he’ll mate just help me please
any legal weed bros in hereis the dry flower better than the carts?
>>144738489I've found flower is significantly cheaper than the oils, couldn't be fucked with carts but looks like the same price hike for "convenience".
>>144738484I got 10% of the way through easy peasy and it helped a little but my attention span has gotten so much worse since then that I can’t read it. that’s why I need quick insults thrown at me yet no one ever does it. people on 4chan throw our unwarranted insults all the time get as soon as you ask for an insult everybody goes silent
miss the 'lympics
>>144738531nonce
>>144738529i don't remember how long it took me to read it but it wasn't that longthere's plenty of other things that have been on my reading list that have taken longerbut i understand where you're coming from antisemitic retard
I miss afl already, how many days until round 1?
>>144738617there's afl tomorrow chud
>>144738627I look like this and also say this
>>144738482I'm not here to help you.
getting into mindfulness
Your scat porn addiction has finally caught up with you has it mate?
>>144738529ezpz is a waste of timethe summary is in chapter 21 and says "the only way to quit is not through willpower but accepting your life is truly better without porn"insulting you isn't going to help, if you really want this you will achieve itmy advice is simply do not touch your penis, at all, just do not touch it, unless pissing and avoid porn wherever possiblenofap will not really improve your life that much though, as someone who doesn't fap you think clearer and have more energy and that's about it, it's not a magic pill
I tried mindfulness but all I could think about was warm poo
>>144738406Did any of those teams make it to the grand final?
>>144738709If they made it none of them showed up that's for sure
Poort wouldnt have beaten anyone in the grand finalBrisbane would have beaten them by 100 points and it would have been hilarious
>>144738737At least it would have been a poetic victory, reflecting 2003 and 2004
Sydney getting belted was pretty funny though just quietly
>have narrow cheat grounds>base plan on maximising the benefits that affords you>have extended runs of good in season results but poor finals results the sydlong 'mick
his smile and optimism: restored
Just woke up from my nap.
maybe October is when I’ll turn it all around
>Just got invited to a hucks night (bucks and hens)Didn't know they existed until now. Absolutely grim.
>>144739112Are there strippers?
>>144739124No, it's like rock-climbing, a tea/wine ceremony tasting event and then a private room at some club. She almost certainly had all the say in this.
>>144739112more like a cucks night(very low hanging fruit)
>>144739112its over before it began for that guy
>>144739112kek she must be terrified of him cheatingi bet they gave a joint facey profile
Carlton's got 2025 in the bag. I can feel it in my bones. The groundwork was laid this year, we're now ready to fire off on all pistons.
>Fox Footy co-host Mark Robinson looks set to leave AFL 360 after 14 years in the hot seat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJHPmuX9n8oKane is a fucking god, footy media would be nothing without him.
>>144739306Is he going to 7?
swans will win it all next year
>>144739318Yeah, intensive care unit 7.
>>144739303>>144739324Based AFL writers room.
I wonder if Albo strategises rigs to boost local economies in targeted areas. How high up does this go?
expect big things from the bombers next season, they'll be training the house down
Liver is aching, not good
Penis is aching, not good
Might just watch the nrl grand final with intent desu
alf
>>144739474What sort of intent?
>>144739493Malicious
Tall Jan is Malicious?
>>144739504Never seen that, very funny ad
Yesterday’s official grand final attendance was 100,013. The last six MCG grand final attendances have all fallen between 100,013 and 100,024 which is the official capacity. This is highly improbable.
i turned my life around by applying to tafe
think I may have unironically found God this week
>>144739703where was he?
>>144739709bell st maccas in 15 minutes
fuck off E-christian retard
>>144739720that was quick lol, how's your night been mate?
get in /cric/ mick
I didn't find him in a literal sense, and it doesn't mean I've unearthed anywhere near all there is to unearthbut I think I understand more about why
finna create Heaven on Earth iykwim haha
>>144739795you've posted "iykwim haha" over 10,000 times
>>144739703Based, the day I found God was the day my life started improving
>>144739809https://youtu.be/lPk_zyRKs1Q?si=yyi8rvnzdteriiaM
how'd you find god? did some shitfluencer tell you how awesome he is?
the gay porn enthusiast anti-christian poster is micksperg btw>inb4 everyoneismicksperg.jpg>inb4 he's not me retard
>>144739848he will respond to this with "hes not me retard"
what are we arguing about now?
Is micksperg iykwim haha poster?
When is /afl/ come and try day I’ve got a mate who wants to come down
E-christian faggots
zac butters to essendon
i'm not a christian but i am pro-christian
the way I see it, many christian values are good and foster a sense of community, it is a very community-minded ideology, but it only makes sense in a high-trust society (i.e. racially homogeneous)
>>144739592it's the hottest ticket in town, nobody is staying home after paying $500 for a seati find it absolutely believable that they sell it out every time, and that there's only 10-20 people who can't make itif anything, they over-fill the venue and need to under-report for whs reasons
>>144738810wonder how many hamburgers dew chowed down that night
>>144739151>rock-climbingjust sit back and enjoy the arses in yoga pants
>>144739848nah gaypornsperg is based as fuck, different bloke to mickhead
Footy was never good outside of 2008-11.
i thought this general would be buzzing all weekend
Footy was at its worst between 2008 and 2015
Beau McQueery won the sprint with a time of 10.18 seconds, that is pretty quick no?
>>144741188Pretty fly
How do we fix the Swans?
>>144742344meth mostly
>>144708498Seething Sydney Sucker
>>144708498based smelly latina legal exgf
>>144742625meant based smelly latina legal exgf chad
>>144710079Not like it's a big call, even with a premiership list. Will never played in the 2nds, even when coming back from his ACL. Levi played one game with the Lions Lions VFL squad back against GWS in August. Had 35 touches and a goal. He's too good for that level even at 17.
>>144725991lol absolutely seething. I wonder how much he lost betting on the Swans?
>>144728336How are the Saints rising up to fourth? Where's all the improvement coming from?
>>144731528Carlton fans lie to themselves that they're going to be good next year.North fans discuss how they'll be saved by their draftees. Port fans discuss how much they want Hinkley to get sacked before the season starts.
>>144732715>Lynch can't kick a goal from five metres out>IT'S RIGGED!For a base that got to see their team win three recent flags Richmond supporters really are pathetic.
>>144736340Based Froggy.
>>144738256Pity. I desperately wanted to see what kind of mental gymnastics he would conjure to try and rationalise how Fagen isn't a good coach..
>>144738810I heard they had a Maccas buffet ready for them in the rooms post game. I wonder how many Quarter Pounders the big Dew downed?
>>144739303>Next year will be our year>t. Carlton supporters since 2002
>>144740081>if anything, they over-fill the venue and need to under-report for whs reasonsThey absolutely do.
finna be an iggs summer
Wtf is aflwWe won't amyway
*won
Israel dapping on Yemen now
>>144744602imagine the dent
>>144745395it's a holden mate it wont dent that easily built to last
>>144746708if only you silly nigs didnt stop making them
Throughout my whole life I’ve never had a purpose or reason to live
>>144745244>now
>>144751144Based guts
no reason to liveno reason to diecaught in betweenliving limbo
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/afl/article-13888901/Footy-WAG-Ivan-Soldo-AFL-girlfriend-Chelsea-Becirevic-Port-Power.html?ito=social-facebook-oia&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR0mmGA141nWLIO9v9LBPqA6LGjxUw4VPORwXCvFH_F43oZyYFrizwym-J8_aem_4YkDddYDXVUVcskZ90P9aQReminder that Ivan Soldo's misso left him to go get railed and pissed on by arab princes in Dubai.
>>144757647>?ito=social-facebook-oia&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR0mmGA141nWLIO9v9LBPqA6LGjxUw4VPORwXCvFH_F43oZyYFrizwym-J8_aem_4YkDddYDXVUVcskZ90P9aQLol
mornin' fellas reckon it's an Australian egg fry kinda day nglxhttps://youtu.be/l_MCxvu7Ws8
Up and at 'em
good morningnuke sydney
Andrew McQualter is the new iggs coach>Saucemy new gf Ella Roberts
>>144760926Under Qualto
Denial. Anger. Bargaining. Depression. Acceptance. We're all feeling it. The club, the players, the staff, friends, family, members, fans alike.We've been spoiled the last 25 years. We've made more Grand Finals than any other team yet have 2 flags to show for it. Longmire's done a great job rejuvenating the list on the fly, giving the club chance after chance to win a flag. But one must wonder if being punished in their last two swings is enough to put an end to it all.Port Adelaide took years to rebound after their 2007 smashing, almost going broke and pegging up tarps across the stands.Sydney's gone from strength to strength despite the harrowing performances, surpassing 75k members this season.Can Longmire get the club his 2nd premiership? I don't think so. I've always been a fervent Longmire supporter, and I've felt vindicated from 2020. But how do you explain yesterday? The preparation was not right, despite what the players and coaches say. How could it be when the players don't even show up for the 3rd time in a decade.2022 could be excused by the opposition, apparent youth and inexperience of the side, injuries, etc. But this was a debacle. Solid favourites, best team by a mile all year, were 4 games clear at the top mid-round multiple times.What change can we make? Is it time for Longmire to step away from the club, shake hands and concede his best isn't good enough to push them over the line. He's famous for his occasionally ruthless and unemotional approach, but then you compare that with someone like Chris Fagan who approaches the club like a family.It's easy to waggle the finger after this one, but the game was lost before Saturday. Change is needed, it has to start at the top.
>Port Adelaide are furious with Carlton and don't even want to deal with them until they are willing to offer up Pick 11. They are talking via Houston's manager, they aren't talking directly to each other.remember how port blamed essendon last year for stalling trades?
Why can’t Australian unis use all the pajeet foreign student money to build proper sport teams and leagues like footy, rugby, wrestling , athletics like they do in America?
>>144738791>win 8/12 most recent finals>make 4 prelims>make 2 grand finals>win 1 flag>poor finals resultsEvery other club would love this 'poor' record
>just like my catters :)
>>144761344Pick 11 for a 2-times All Australian defender is reasonable, no?
>>144761548correction: 7/12 most recent finals wins. breddy gud desu, no team has a better finals record over the last 5 years and that is with a 2old2slow list that was mostly tipped to miss finals or at least not be a real threat.
The way I walk looks fucking weird. I hate having asperger
boom shakalaka
>>144762583have you tried walking normally?
>you now remember that gws lost after being 44 points up at the 20 minute mark of the third quarter and 31 points up in the last quarter of a final against the premiers
good morning alf
>>144761344port org seem insane. medicos are fucked, board is fucked, managers are fucked
>>144764376morning mateready for offseason shenanigans?
>>144741188That’s pretty close to the necessary PB to qualify at the Olympics and he did it on grass with, I’d imagine, limited specific training for it.
>>144764412it's an interesting discussion
>shiggs hire a literal whoKEKabsolute basketcase of a club
>>144764089>top three is all interstate grannieshmm
>>144764198
>>144764640yet the afl org still seethes when non vic teams make it
>McQualter was raised in Traralgon, Victoria, and attended Gippsland Grammar School and later Caulfield Grammar School as a boarder along with future St Kilda teammate Brendon Goddard.Based Victorian plant to sabotage non-Vic teams
>First Suns player to become a coach
>1. Brisbane>2. Geelong>3. Hawthorn>4. Sydney>5. Port>6. GWS>7. Footscray>8. Carlton
>>144764977wtf
>>144765115>footscrayreddit
Eagles have ANOTHER MELBOURNE COACHHow do they cope?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0AeaWBqCPA&pp=ygUKRE9DVE9SIFNFWA%3D%3D
shant
>>144765388>Westerngrow up
the Ramones are a fucking over rated and trash band. their legacy is so inflated.
the ramones are a band? i thought they were just a tshirt brand
>>144765921the absolute state of youtube
i knew a girl who thought led zeppelin was a person
>>144766141he's not a person he's a god have you heard his music it's literally goated
>>144762338only final that matters is the grand one mate.
went dancing after the grand final saturday. bit of a weird vibe, a lot emptier than usual, seemed all the guys there were a bit off it and lethargic and bored. my boyfriend and i talked to this cute guy about the football for a bit but nothing came out of it except some dancefloor grinding
>>144766460go peel btw
>Mark Robinson Leaving AFL 360 as Gerard Whateley Eyes Channel 7 Move
>>144766450That's not the point, the original claim was Geelong are poor in finals which even by your standard is false
>>144766513fox footy in shambles
>A great era of Fox Footy’s flagship show AFL 360 is set to come to a close, with Herald Sun Chief Football Writer Mark Robinson set to depart the show after 14 years.
for me, it's robbo doing spastic, drunk body movements on camera
>>144764398*doesn't save your club*
>>144766647he does better at stabbing prostitutes
>carlton flag favourite>collingwood back to back>essendon prelim 2024>flagmantle>melbourne dynasty>port +50>sydney flag favourite
for me, it's kingy doing spastic, drunk body movements on dashboard camera
>>144766696>orange tsunami
>>144766696you appear to be forgetting the geelong seethe tracker, catscunt
>>144766724>implying it wasn't a successful amount of seethe generatedsee you next season :)
>>144766748looking forward to your new cope
>He won’t be lost to the small screen, however, it’s understood Robinson has been offered several roles with Fox Footy in the future.
swans will win the grand final next year, they’re the hungriest for it
>>144766764well that settle itthey're canning the show because Gerard is moving to 7.
>>144766757>if you lose a close prelim to the premier after being written off all season then you are a pretenderI don't think you understand the post you replied to.
>>144761344>>144764398>Port are crazy for wanting Carlton to give them at least one 1st round draft pick for a back to back all Australian elite kick of the footy who is contracted for 3 more yearsAnd yeah essendon were playing hardball last year too wanting duursma + picks for BZT, and I think they eventually got their way.
christ i love those arseclearing shitsmy arse feels so fucking good
dogshitney will finish 11th
>>144766787cope
>>144766787>being written off all seasonAh yes, the perennial under dogs from the rural country town of Geelong. Holy fuck you lot are so deluded. There's a reason why everyone laughs at you.
>Oh-oh, yes, I'm the great pretender>Pretending that I'm doing well>My need is such, I pretend too much>I'm lonely, but no one can tell>Oh-oh, yes, I'm the great pretender>Adrift in a world of my own>I played the game but to my real shame>You've left me to grieve all alone>Too real is this feeling of make-believe>Too real when I feel what my heart can't conceal>(Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)>Yes, I'm the great pretender>Just laughin' and gay like a clown>I seem to be what I'm not, you see>I'm wearing my heart like a crown
>>144766859just like my catters :)!
>>144766846I don't think >we are underdogs, I believe we are always a good chance. I have been correct for nearly two decades.
Can't wait for my porties flag 2025
>>144766897which season are you referring to where geelong were written off all season?
>>144766903fart fatelaide
>>144766910Search the archives and you'll find most alfas were predicting Geelong to miss the 8 if not be bottom 4. Most of the media were predicting a 9-12 finish before the season, except for Leigh Montagna who said they would challenge again and Kane who said you can never write them off. During the 7-0 start a few more people got on board but they all jumped ship by end of the H&A season. The reasonable position to take is always that they are a good chance and will be there on prelim weekend, but people love proclaiming the cliff has come for Geelong and the seethe continues to accumulate.
Who the FUCK cares
Well I don't.
>>144766967lul
3 lines or less please champ
>>144767001this
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