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Dodgers!
is this nu?
doyers
Big dawgs gotta eat
is this nu tho
big dawgs gotta sleep (until the 9th)
>>144733793
Hey dumb fuck from last thread, the dh is not necessary if the snake are eliminated tomorrow
hey....
dumb fucks
all i need now is the Rockies to just keep Ohtani's BA in place so Arraez can take the title from him.
Can the barves forfeit the Monday games is that possible?
LETS FUCKING GO METS!!!!!!!!!!!!
if Ohtani wins the triple crown they’re raising the mound.
find red emoji..... we need red emoji now more than ever
>am a mets fan>anons making fun of me
I'm a girl
Your /mlb/ starting lineup:1. BAJP (RF)2. Red Emoji (LF)3. Winky (3B)4. Jomboy (DH)5. Inspector Godgers (1B)6. 2hu (CF)7. Lillistare (2B)8. Reckerposter (C)9. Cubspie (SS)ERG (P)Houspie (Homeplate ump)
This is the best genny
>>144733847>triple crownNot very likely anymore, unless Arraez goes 0-4 tomorrow
BIG DUMPER
Now Ohtani needs 4 for 5 or better assuming Arraez sits.
>>144733893
>>144733893Gen Z boss and a mini!Gen Z boss and a mini!
>>144733809necessary for seeding
>>144733841if either team needs them to enter the postseason, they will be playedforfeits don't happen>There have been only five forfeits in Major League Baseball (MLB) since 1954; the last forfeit was in 1995, and prior to that, 1979.
Why am I a Mets fan? Just to suffer?
gapies to the genny
>>144733935Again, retard, they've already said they won't play it for seeding.
>>144733841They have multiple long inning bullpen arms if they need to play them, doubt they care if they burn Holmes or Chavez
we need gapies
gay louis kek!check out the world famous gapeway arse!
>>144733937Say the Braves clinch with a win tomorrow. Why would they be forced to play a meaningless dh the day before a playoff series? Surely they could forfeit both games
>>144733954>>144733964>>144733973
it’s up to manfred whether or not he allows them to cancel games only necessary for seeding, it’s not like the rainout games where Braves had the first call and Manfred didn’t overrule them. Manfred will definitely make them play for the TVbuxx.
>>144733973Delete this.
Oh i see you asshole
>>144733949Probably because your grandfather or father choose the wrong NY team to root for. If you choose them yourself, that's just sad.
It is absolutely cruel how badly Milwaukee just spanks the Mets. But hey at least Stearns is here, so anyday now the Mets will also choke like the Brewers.
>>144733995Nothing to see here officer
We need vocaroos now more than ever
Another Mets collapse in the making. How many times must history repeat itself? How many times must we sing our sad song? How is this team not throwing games like they’re the black socks? It’s like some elaborate con that dates back to 2004 where they choke for $$$. I’m convinced that this is intentional. No other team repeatedly chokes like this. Something is up. The game is rigged. They have been doing it on purpose. This is the only explanation. Joy is but a fleeting illusion for a Mets fan. Sadness must return. Dread shall prevail. Mediocrity reigns. They are throwing games intentionally I am sure of this.
>mests
this has just been bullying these last two games. dodgers out her doing batting practice to prepare for the playoffs.
>>144734019Interesting pasta attempt, let’s see if it pans out.
Metties Jetties NettiesA phrase so powerful grown men cryWe tried to help you halfBut now you're going to die
>>144733987the only situation where the dh isn't necessary is if all of these requirements are satisfied>braves win>mets win>diamondbacks lose
What is this asshole's problem? Fuck off???
Oh my god, what is this?
Go Sneks
>>144734074Powerful.
>>144734074good post>>144734065bad post
>swedenthread ruined
>>144734074We need more of this at the ballpark.
she goes by houspina now.
if mets and braves were smart and both clinch tomorrw they should each just forfeit one game of the double header.
>>144734063>braves win>mets win>dbags win>braves forfeit dh sending mest to SD and braves go to Milwaukee
Mets playoffs confirmed.Mets only have to tie the Arizona Diamondback's record to make it into the playoffs because they have the tiebreaker.They have 3 games left.Diamondbacks only have 1. The Diamondbacks will no doubt choke against the Padres on Sunday, meaning the New York Mets only need to win 1 of their next 3 games to get in.
>>144734108I could post at any second, at any day, in any thread. Best to never visit 4chan again to avoid me.
>>144734033you picked up the wrong meds....
>>144734045I’m not typing that again. No doubt my team will find some new way to enrage me. Probably it will come in the form of them smearing tar on everything from here on out until the entire lineup is thrown out of the game.
Only decent games left is the Braves/Mests series, can't wait for the wildcard
>>144734144This is best case scenario for the mets I’m not even gonna check the validity of it I’m just gonna try to pray this into reality
>>144734148You're the Singapore guy who got into baseball through Nijisanji Koshien aren't you? I was wondering where you've gone
>>144734145pedophile alert!
>>144734168>even the baby penguins are broccoli headswtf is wrong with this generation
>>144734190No lah
This is ERG
Even if the Mets get to the postseason they have to face either the Brewers or Braves with Home Field advantage. Something they mightily struggle with this year.
it makes zero sense how this fucking team just kills the Mets every year. and they keep choking in the NL WC also. So watch them go all the way.
>>144734230that's JD Vance
>>144734230Damn he’s kinda a breeder
As a mets fan, the brewers terrify me
The 2023 world series is looking more mickey mouse every minute
>>144734271that's because it was
why the fuck do all fifteen games start at 3 tomorrow?
gg Roxsee you tomorrow
anglels
>>144734283game 162 always starts at the same time.
>>144734270As a Mets fan, history, experience, and reality terrify me.
doyers win
>>144734279If it wasn't for the covid series it would easily be the most mickey mouse world series of all time.But hell at least the dodgers and rays made it back to the playoffs in 2021, this is pathetic.
As a braves fan, women terrify me
>>144734296Why does Ike from Fire Emblem have the SMT IV smirk?
I need my ass fucked
>>144734168True but I’m taking my son to his first game tomorrow at Fenway and the Rays and Sox have the exact same record. Hopefully it’ll be a decent game since the winner takes 3rd in the AL east and finishes 500.
Gay here, go braves!
I have to imagine the Braves use Chris Sale tomorrow just to wrap things up and so they can use him in the WC round.
Doyers won that game AND that seriesgg roxLast game of the regular season tomorrow
I missed most of this game but nice homers Niko and Campero
Any fanbases that don't boo visiting team pickoff attempts?
>>144734381Yeah, but Ohtani might have blown his chances of winning Triple Crown
>>144734406I’m so sorry
>>144734352Sounds comfy anon, hope you guys have fun
Suckin, fuckin, and white soxin
>>144734431Mariners probably
>>144734444THE SOUTHSIDE LOVES THE CUBBIE BEARS!!!
>cubs
>>144734423>>144734255make some of cubspie (the girl one)!
>white sox
sopranosposter is my favorite newfag mlb poster
>Red Sox
>>144734472Hearing the redditner fans boo a Joey Estes pickoff is actually what prompted me to ask
>>144734423
>kansas city
>doggy doos
>lost to da white sox
You're supposed to see us in the eries if not Yankgers, you fucks. In b4 0-4, fuck you.
>mets
so were all watching bama/georgia rn right
>>144734565Mets in September will always be Tony Soprano in the last shot of the show: eyeing the door in terror just waiting for someone to walk through and wack them.
Wow nice throw Strickland
>angles
>>144734759this never happened
>>144734565sopranosnewfag vs. sailor moon newfagwho wins?
>>144734799sailor moon low dif
DON'T STOP BELIEVIN'
>>144734785Doesn’t matter whether it did or didn’t happen. Point is the fear in his eyes when the door opens no matter what the outcome is. That’s the Mets in a nutshell.
>oakland
>Mets are really going to Mest away a playoff spot
The genny is even worse than usual tonight
>cleveland
>>144734842newfags volume posting for attention
>>144734871This is terrifying
>>144734342He’s having a giggle
>we’re with the diamondbacks
>>144734814Ding ding ding. Anyone notice how “ya gotta believe” is a similar slogan to the lotto slogan of “hey, you never know!”
>locked in as the 2 seedI guess I'm okay with this. I just don't want to get bounced out of the NLDS
>>144734894string along the suckers
>listen I was named after the great Ty Cobb
>first off >she was a phillie>second>she hit me
>>144734946oh come on anon we all know the phillies can’t hit
Regardless of how you feel about the postseason teams, who do you think is going to win it all this year?
>>144734970No clue
>>144734970Prob dem cubbie bears
>>144734970Cleveland, everyone is sleeping on them
it's a retirement community
Cubbs
why have the mets only played 159 games
>>144734970Cubs
>>144735017>dont yous start wits me and those mets
>astros
cubs
>wanker
Is babe ruth's 600 foot home run a myth?Athletes back then did not even lift weights. >>144735017
>just so we’re clear? You’re a pirate right. A bucko, a three rivers yinzer? Just so we’re clear, I got business associates from Pittsburg and they don’t want my pitcher with their catcher and likewise. You understand
>THE RISP THE RISP
>>144735017hurricane rain delay.2 games monday
>>144735145Definitely. They didn't have the technology to estimate distances with any accuracy. Some guy just made it up
>>144734799Sopranosfag no diff.
Wagaman!
>the state of texas
just got done watching bama>mest
that was off the plate you blind fuck
Oakland be like “I got no team Gene”
>>144734970Cleveland wins ALCS and Doyers win NLCSTossup for the WS
>never had the makings of a wild card team
>and where are the athletics now?
sopranos is a reddit show and a disrespectful caricature of italian-americans
>WE LEAD THE WORLD IN ADVANCED SABERMETRIC DATA COLLECTION
mommy milwaukee milkers let my mettiejetties win one
lindorbros....
>>144735384t. greasy wop dago spaghetti ragetti commendatori mezza fanook vaffanculo ahhhh stunod
It's sad to think this guy saved all these Sopranos pics on his phone and probably wrote up all the greentext ahead of time. He probably thought it was hilarious at the time. He must have been so excited for this ebin dump on /mlb/. You have to pity him a little.
>I told the guy “cubs”
>>144735407Mind you that Teo is a defensive liability playing outfield. Lol.
>>144735419no I got banned from /tv/ for baneposting so I’m just going to dump them here instead to spite the jannies
>You realize this motherless fuck is into Oakland for over eight large and he's got money to build a stadium here?
The Las Vegas A’s new uniform
>>144735409come to new jersey and ill kill you you fucking cocksucking faggot fuck you
Our Braves!
>>144735445Oh yeah, Teo is also in the bottom 10 in all of MLB for strike out rate. Mets fans were delusional to think Lindor would win the MVP. They can’t even seal their trip to the playoffs. Lmao
gay braves kek
The Sneks are the only thing keeping the Mest in the race
>>144735472Settle down chrissy just breakin balls over here
>>144735453>got banned from /tv/ for banepostingAt least try to make your lie believable
>>144735497It was posting in an off topic bane thread as if such a thing could exist
>>144735497You'd be surprised what can land you a 3 day vacation now
>>144735475>gay braves>eke
>and I DON'T like to miss the national anthem
Apologize.
iim literally a girl
>>144734970Tigers Dodgers WS
>mest
Great night for O'Hoppe
>>144735476lindor was the deserved mvp until he injured his back
>>144735549kek
>>144735561O’Copey
>>144735548The same Tigers who got shutout by the fucking White Sox today?
>>144735598Thats the one
>barves
>just feeding them meatballs and refusing to throwdown at this pointthis is embarrassing for the sport, manfred trying really hard to get his golden goose a new meme stat and justify giving a dh the mvp
Lucina anon sorry I boycotted the Angels all season. I'll watch the finale tomorrow
>>144735598>Nooooo you can't celebrate and be hung over after clinching the playoffs noo
>New York Mets
big dawgs gotta eat
>>144734799I’ve only posted a few times.
>>144735659a few times too many amirite
>>144735633The DH's only job is to hit, which is the primary objective of the game. In theory the DH *should* be the MVP of the team. He should be an offensive Goliath with no distractions of having to play defense. It's not Ohtani's fault the DH spot is primarily reserved for geriatrics and glass bone bums
>>144735659We love you! Don't leave
>>144735659I love you. I want to rape you
I wish a big hairy man could rape me
No one can convince me that Ohtani having gone to the Cubs/Rangers/Blue Jays/Red Sox/Giants would have put that team in the playoffs let alone a in a serious World Series run.
sick em aj
you're letting them truckers roll, right /mlb/?
>>144735723trip on bravesbrah
>>144735723
>>144735732What about the El Paso Chihuahuas?
>>144735689>one of the worst situational hitters in 2024>all the stats come in blow outsweird cope
Kill all umps
>>144735634I don’t blame you and I wish I hadAlso stop calling her Lucina
Let them truckers roll
Hey guys. Can I be a thread personality too? I’m a Phillies fan and want to use pic related as my character
COCK TUAH!SUCK ON THAT THANGGO BRAVES
>>144735828Sorry chud, but Peter is a metsie.
>>144735693^_^
Space Cowboys about to bring it home
My question is, why is Jackie Robinson considered a hero when Tim Anderson is demonized?
>>144735850
>>144735841could still use stewie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfGBk3akzdY
LUKE RALEY>LUKE RALEYLUKE RALEY>LUKE RALEYLUKE RALEY>LUKE RALEYLUKE RALEY>LUKE RALEYLUKE RALEY>LUKE RALEYLUKE RALEY>LUKE RALEY
Let's go Q
>extra mariners baseball
>>144735875
>>144735659Stay, tell us what got you coming to /mlb/ in the first place.
>bazardo
>>144735799Sorry anon. Is it catria? The Pegasus waifu
>>144736045It’s Caeda Marth’s wife
please just a fucking ground ball
Not a bad outing from Eduard
>>144736012>3 up>3 down and he even held the runner on 2nd. apologize?
i know it's a meme that Quijada only throws fastballs, but maybe he should throw something else too
>>144736087I take it back, sorry Eduard. /BAZARDO/ BOYS WW@????
ANGELS WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ONPLEASE JUST END IT
Phillie Peter is my new favorite poster
gg oakland what a gameMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAMEMARINERS WIN>MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
Aiming for 99, I see
>>144736000I just want to cheer for the dodgers. That’s all. I don’t want to be like the robotfag from /nfl/
>>144736126
we are INCAPABLE of winning a game
this fan is fucking PISSED at the ump
that one low strike called a ball fucked us angelbros
angels aint it
holy fuck dude, just finish this fucking game what the fuck are we doing
Moreno is an asshole
at least you cant get to 100 losses anglels
>9-8 ragsclassic arcade league ball
Problem?
Please rape me
>longest active no hit streak>only team with no 100 losses>longest active playoff drought>10 losing seasons>worst seasonwell that's something
awful wtf was thathow the fuck do you lose that jesus fucking christ
same ol angels
It's late night /mlb/, time for a closer look.
>>144736361Whoa
gentlemen I would like to apologize. In the 8th inning I told my friend the the angels were about to beat the rangers 8-5
Royals and Brewers I need you guys to do me a favor, I need this doubleheader to happen
>>144736310CANT TANKCANT REBUILDCANT WINAAAAAAHHHHH
Gaylanta on a mission
something something go braves
crazy how tomorrow is the last day of the regular seasonfeels like it goes by so fast every year
higgy :)
>>144736391The sweep was deserved!
Surely all will tune into the last 2024 Mariners baseball game, tomorrow... right?
>>144736514Not me!
>Sauce 100 strikeouts Hell yeah Sauce. Looks like he hit the pen right before the interview too.
>>144736361FAGGOTbacks!!!
>While the actual range of possibilities is even wider, let's take a look at three scenarios: one in which both players get four at-bats on Sunday, one in which they both get five, and then an additional scenario that would leave both players happy.FOUR AT-BATS APIECE>Ohtani could not win the batting title with less than three hits.>If Ohtani went 3-for-4, he would finish at .313. That would win Ohtani the batting title only if Arraez went 0-for-4, finishing at .312.>If Ohtani went 4-for-4, he would finish at .314. That would win him the batting title if Arraez went no better than 1-for-4, which would put him at .313.FIVE AT-BATS APIECE>As in the scenario above, Ohtani could not win the batting title with less than three hits.>If Ohtani went 3-for-5, he would finish at .312. That would win him the batting title only if Arraez went 0-for-5, finishing at .311.>If Ohtani went 4-for-5, he would finish at .314. That would win him the batting title if Arraez went no better than 1-for-5, finishing .313.>If Ohtani went 5-for-5, he would finish at .316. That would win him the batting title if Arraez went no better than 2-for-5, finishing at .315.BONUS SCENARIOSIn case of a tie:>Let's say Ohtani goes 3-for-4, which is hardly outlandish. That would bring him to 199 hits in 636 at-bats (.313). Meanwhile, Arraez goes 0-for-2, perhaps with the Padres removing him from the game early, or perhaps due to a couple of plate appearances that don't count as official at-bats. He would then also finish 199-for-636.>The same thing applies if Ohtani goes 4-for-5, while Arraez goes 1-for-3. Both players would then finish the season exactly 200-for-637 (.314).
>>144736740fuck off
Faggots.
>>144736757it is a nice saturday night, ser
>>144736781Im literally a girl tho
Very late my Chadres win. Dbacks cooked if they can't beat our Padres B team. Either we sweep or show them mercy. Probably will have to face Braves but fuck it, right? Go Chadres go! Finish the season strong tomorrow and bring it home! Also love me Lockridge. Such a cool name too!"
>>144736740Thanks for posting this
>>144737010you're welcome :)
>>144736991why cant you use (mostly) correct grammar and spelling like this all of the time 2hu?
>>144736991if you can manage to cross a few runs across youll beat the braves thwy have excellent pitching but their offense is good for exactly 1 thing then dies
>>144736926extra faggot
>>144736991Padgers unite
>>144736740cringe
Cubs deserve a ehot
We need nu tho
We're all over at the nu!
>>144737334
Cubs deserve a shot
Schwindy at the helm
>>144736391could be worse, you could have just had the worst season in MLB history and yet still not be able to pick any higher than 10th because your market is too big
Schwind-em
>>144737419>>144737435>>144737506>>144737568>>144737596
>>144737623Schwindy blowing the ship
why are the rockies feeding ohtani meatballs all weekend? bug selig really wants that meme ass triple crown? called in a favor? this is the most compromised sport in the world
Many people are talking about baseball. It’s the word on the street.
Talk about this bussy
>>144737675Is it cute and pink or blowed out and brown?
>>144737697I'm actually a girl
>>144737702Girls have bussys too. Yours is definitely not cute and feminine, I can tell.
>>144737719My mistake
>>144734212That’s clearly a puffin you retarded fucking idiot
i like sailor moon newfag
Sailor moon here
cubspie in a sailor outfit
Fuck Cubspie
https://exhentai.org/tag/artist:kuroinu+juusailor moon porn here
Fuck cubspie and sailor moon. Fuck the cubgers
>>144737834
>>144735732World Series no but Cubs, Red Sox, or Giants probably would've made the playoffs
>>144737834Fucking BASED
Which players are screaming queens?
>>144737853Ur mum lel
Let's give it up for mama, everybody!
>>144737834so sorrry
leave mumsie out of this
My yankiners have 27 rings
I don’t understand the hate for those posters
mest
Cubs have dis in da bag
>>144737898me neither shes not a bad girl
the Phillies!
Genny I got your numberI need to make you mineGenny don’t change that number ERG got caught fucking guys(ERG got caught fucking guys)
I can’t decide which /sp/ waifu to want. Cubspie, Sailor Moon, 2hu?
>>144738005>waifu>lists 3 dudes
>>144736991Die you fucking faggot. DIE
>>144738005There's only one thing more pathetic than those three posters, and that is being a weird, sycophantic orbiter of those posters
>>144738016I'm literally a girl
>>144738041I'm a girl
>>144738041The latter 2 are one person. The former is 5 minimum
>>144738041It's all one girl
>>144734889kek
Why does Joe Rogan keep saying "Reckersexual"?
>>144737996>>8675309
>>144738041for me? it's Phillies peter griffin
Anime app
Cubs deserve a shot to the head
>>144738315>Cubs deserve a shot to the headBut I'm a girl :(
>>144738315Let's let the femanons have their say on this one
cubspie and sailor moon lowered into a pit of lava
Fuck the cubgers
>>144738315
>>144738321I'm a girl too
>>144738333>>144738222I would like everyone to know I just rolled trips twice in a row, this is the greatest day of my life
Roll my dick in ur mum’s ass lel
>>144738333no...NO!!!
>>144738333BASED TRIPS OF TRUTHDEATH TO CUSB POSTERS
>be the phillies>about to get swept by the nats
Faggot general. Start over.
>>144739012this is why we need nu, though
So the Phillies could have entered the postseason with an all star caliber starting pitcher and all they had to give up was an injured prospect but they didn’t want to give him up
>>144739101Forgot picrel
I just woke up from a nightmare that the Marlins were going to rebrand as some sort of Filipino warrior. The colors were mainly puke brown with a lot of red, orange, and yellow. Instead of letters on the front, it's a just picture of a spear chucker over the belly area. Should have realized something was off that instead of a manager or player to show off the new uniform, it was my boss.
>>144737054Braves pitching is going to be fucked by the double header probably
Morning peeps, today is the day of regular season!
Good morning /mlb/. Go Yankees!
>>144740453Go Yankees.
The Yankees stink. They’re going to lose in the ALDS
>>144740677We finna get 28 on god no cap fuck the gay birds fuck the tigers
new york's team clinches today
more like GayL Least
redgers
>>144740770What’s crazy is both of these guys are Braves fans.
with a sans serif font you can't tell the difference between AlDS (American league Division Series) and AIDS (Acquired Immunodeficiency Syndrome) haha
My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone.
>>144741046i already knew that
>mettiejettieskek
Let me break down the importance of today's games for you tards:>Games that kind of matter, but not reallyPirates@YankeesPhillies@NationalsWhite Sox@TigersOnly have seeding or WS HFA implications.>Games that actually matterPadres@DiamondbacksMets@BrewersRoyals@BravesThe Royals' seed is not fixed yet, and the Dbacks, Braves, and Mets all have yet to clinch. Any of the three can clinch today, but only the Dbacks can be eliminated.
>>144741432whigers has historical importance also
I think Skenes maybe good.
>>144739101Smart choice at the time since you don't need five quality starters for the playoffs and people didn't anticipate Ranger would shit the bed this hard at the end of the season. In fact there's still a chance he gets it together before he pitches, he has over a week to prepare.
something tells me this image will be evergreen
>>144741570there are 12 teams with less pennants than the metsthe mets have made it to the world series 50% of the time they have made it to the postseason
>>144740770What a bunch of fags.
Well they may not have repeated as central league champs again but still are gonna go back to the playoffs とらほー!!and>gaystars
>>1447417491986
>Minnesota screwed by Michigan>Twins kek'd to death>Karl Anthony Towns traded>Minnrsota Wild... exist>Jordan Love returns wearing a Brett Favre jersey specifically to bootyblast the Vikings Holy fuck Minnesota the Lord hates you this weekend. As if Satan himself pointed at a map and declared "I'm gonna fuck Minnesota this weekend with 0 lube."
>>144741897Is that first paragraph about the Dodgers?
>>144741504It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
>>144741897>picincredibly accurateat least for vikings fans
How much do you think ohtranny has bribed the Rockies to serve him meatballs today? I guess that matters on how much he has riding on this bet, right?
>>144742213Ah, the ace-laden rockies who notoriously play in the pitcher friendly coors field
>>144742213most likely letting them rail his public wife (him being gay married to his translator is the worst kept secret in baseball)
>>144742090Twins fans would be if there entire division hasn't mogged them since the Persian Gulf War.
I just saw on baseball reference that this season only has 28 complete games.2020 season had 29.Manfred should do something about this. I'm so tired of starting pitchers being pulled of in the 4th inning with 80 pitches and boring bullpen games.
>>144742518the solution is to just allow pitchers to use sticky stuff. then they wont have to destroy their arms chasing the retarded "you MUST throw as hard as possible" meta.
>>144742798lol they threw so much softer when it was allowed, good point
>>144742798This. And juice the balls
>>144742969spider tack and a 95mph speed limit will make for a much better on field product
>>144742969It’s not that they didn’t throw as hard when sticky stuff was allowed, but they didn’t have to use as much effort to grip the ball, which alleviated some of the problems that come with throwing hard.
>>144742265The NPC turn, kek
>>144743016grip this bussy
What collapse is worse? The twins or the dbacks? Twins had injuries and dbacks weren't expected to be that good.
>on field product
>>144743008>>144743016Both retarded takes, no one decided to throw softer just because they had spider tack. They just threw max effort and got the bonus of extra spin.
did mookie get his cheeks busted at one of diddy's freak offs?
>>144742265>be the face of baseball>marry a 5/10hmmmm
uhm… guys, holy shit
>>144743080Idk but I'm glad neither of these teams are making it because they're both completely unremarkable.
every single game today is on at the same time.
>>144743308Dude
>>144743308Yep. He's gonna need a new bat after that swing.
>>144742265they literally look like siblings
>>144743308This is psychotic
>>144743455>not "after a few hits"do you even carlos?
>>144737821What about a maid outfit while he watches baseball?
>>144743679I think some young browniods call joints "bats" now or something
coach primate
>>144741504He's good enough to date Livvy Dunne
>>144743679I thought that was a bat that broke so hard embers formed
>>144743173money can't buy taste
Only in /mlb/ can opinions on teams change after just a few bad games. Dbacks and Mets are unquestionably good. Tigers are winning but they are so obviously the worst team headed into the postseason
>>144745130>dbacks>goodThey aren't. They aren't good this year, and they weren't good last year either.
>>144741504>maybe gooddiamond dozen mistake
>>144745130>over the past 30 days, tigers are 23-7>this is badremember when the mets started the season 21-30?
>>144745130The worst team heading in is the Royals cause they're kinda playing like shit and backing into the playoffs. The Tigers are playing hot as fuck and we always see teams in this situation (Like the dbacks last year) make playoff runs.
Snek's are out if they lose today regardless of what happens in tomorrow's double header?
>>144745316kys
>>144745410If Mets win and Dbacks lose, yes. If snakes are eliminated Mets/Braves most likely will not play the DH
>>144745410If the d-backs lose and both the Mets and Braves win then the doubleheader isnt needed. I forgot how things play out if the D-Backs lose and how the doubleheader goes for either team.
144745316Please die.
>>144745448>>144745496You can thank the Dodgers for allowing us to be here.
>>144745334Going into the postseason hot is not always indicative of a deep playoff run. >doyers
>>144745621>irregardless
>>144745633I’m gay
>>144745549Last year = both teams are a wildcard2022 = Phillies wildcard21 = no WC20 = Both were WC (Although also covid year so doesn't count there were like 8 of them)19 = Natinals WC18 = no WCIts just as possible for a WC team to make the World Series playing hot heading into the playoffs cause they've essentially been playing in the playoffs for a month already. When a team like the Tigers is playing as hot as they are it would be stupid to just outright discard them.
deletespie going wild
>>144745751aint noone discarding those tigs brother
If Wendys gets my order right the Tigers make it to the World Series.
Rizzo has a fracture, Nestor needs TJ. Its over. At least we made it to #1 seed this year. Man, next yeaf is going to be so fun.
>>144746272Just in time :D
>>144746272Is the Yankees owner still crying poor. Back in George's day i think Fried would be a lock to go there.
>>144746340Mets suck xd
>>144746272Oswaldo will be the unexpected hero. Trust the plan.
>Must win game for the Diamondbacks >Padres send out a knuckleballerLmao what a dick move
>>144746540Isn’t waldron the knuckleballer or am I missing something?
>>144746459Not the AAA kid, right? Rice is starting.
>>144746624Yes and he’s starting today
>>144746677They are definitely starting perez
>>144746672Not sure if they’ll go with Rice for the playoff roster but it could be okay if he actually hits.
>>144746272It doesn't matter, they are meaningless games. We won the title and losing Rizzo/Cortes isn't a big loss at all. They suck.
Will the A's keep their colors and nickname after leaving Oakland?
Lets flip the script on this thing
>>144742265She looks alright, tall and athletic. I doubt any chud here could get a girl like this
>>144746153>Ordered a spicy nuggets combo>I got what i ordered but i also got an extra 6 nuggets by mistakeSo does that mean they win the World Series or is it technically wrong.
>>144747143I believe so, since MLB has zero interest in ever going back to Oakland anyway. They're literally going to be called "The A's" for the next 3 years with no city name. Complete clownshow.
>>144747978They’re not winning.
>>144747948>tall and athleticnot qualities you want a woman to have
>>144748109No that's the thing. Every Tigers Wirld Series was the most out of nowhere unexpected bullshit ever.>1935 Last in the AL in July when on 3 crazy ass streaks to blaze past everyone else and demolished the Cubes>1945 Tigers best player returned from war in time to get in to the World Series Against the Cubes. This was the legendary Billy Goat World Series.>1968 after the 1968 riots the Tigers tore through the AL becoming known for last minute 9th inning Homerun wins they. Their core had 4 players from Michigan. The Tigers would go down 3-1 in the World Series before coming back to win Game 7 against the Cardinals.>1984 out of nowhere the Tigers stormed to a 35-5 start and they would never surrender 1st place as they went from Opening Day to the Finals Day of the World Series with the best record in the MLB.So yeah if the Tigers actually do it. It would be perfectly online with their history of BS WS wins. ESPECIALLY because the Tigers greatest teams outside 1984 all lost the WS.
>>144748846I threw up a little
Just realized I’m going to be unable to watch the world series as I will be on vacation. Sad
>>144749201don't worry, your team won't be in it
I hope the mets blow it
>>144749330we all do, that's what my silent prayer in church today was
ITFCB
>>144748957Braves fan btw
>>144749330Same
>>144749330I couldn’t even imagine being canadian, embarrassing
>>144741897>since the reagan administrationFALSE the twins won during the bush sr administration
>Rocco Baldelli will return as #MNTwins manager in 2025.lol
>gay braves>eke
>>144734271why?
We might have our first tie or forfeit game
>>144749918>stealing Jose Ramirez's 40-40 season
>>144749918The all star game ended in a tie once
>>144749918now ask the fans who are paying to watch
>>144749953It’s pouring down rain. Even as an Strosbro, I want to see JRam hit his 40/40. We even have a guy making his mlb debut starting today.
>>144749918absolute state of leaveland
Was Jackie Robinson a meme like black quarterbacks or was he actually good?
>>144749918Update: They are delaying an hour and will reconvene then. Still don’t know if we are going to have a game.
Huff...puff...gah
Nu in a few
We need Nigel Igger
I need the Doubleheader tomorrow please Roylels
Ready bay doors
>>144750491HIT THE DECK!
straight braves
we need bakespie
>>144750529sumtimes ya swing the other way...and ya might hit a homerun.
>>144746540lmao the Dbacks are going to tear Waldron apart
This is /mlb/
No matter what happens today, I’m sure we all at least want the Angels to lose.
we need "Meat Service"
we need new meat now more than ever
I love my meat
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