PREVIOUS: >>144758376NYY: Alex Verdugo singled in two runs in the bottom of the eighth to break a tie and propel the Yankees to a 6-4 win over the Pirates on SundayMIA: Skip Schumaker won’t be back as the Marlins’ manager next season, the team confirmed after Sunday’s gameNYM: David Peterson twirled seven shutout innings with eight strikeouts in a 5-0 win on Sunday over the BrewersCIN: Elly De La Cruz had a two-run triple in the 10th inning as the Reds topped the Cubs 3-0 on SundaySTL: Brendan Donovan went 2-for-3 with a home run, two RBI, a run scored, and two walks on Sunday against the GiantsCWS: Lenyn Sosa went 3-for-4 with a three-run homer and a walk Sunday in leading the White Sox to a 9-5 win over the TigersHOU: Astros manager Joe Espada told reporters that Yordan Alvarez (knee) will be able to hit MondayLAD: Shohei Ohtani had a single and a stolen base in four at-bats against the Rockies on Sunday
berds
doyers
>>144763563Bakerspiefren >>144763588 Birbro <(^-^)>
gay braves
anglels
So are the Mest and Barves gonna pussy out and split the series?
LGM!
Doggies
>>144763673she's Frisian
>>144763603I fucked her
>>144763720That’s a diglett anon
Go Sneks
>>144763563Son of Bakespie? More like Son of Basedpie. LFGM!
>>144763665braves will try to lose both gamesmets will try to lose one game
>>144763777D'aww.. Little danger noodle maids, adorbs.
>>144763777I raped this bitch boss in Dark Souls
>>144763777>england is a bussy enjoyer
I can’t wait for next years crop of hot young Venezuelan talent. Huge, well hung studs with huge bats that always pound the gape with authority such as:>Bennifacio Valenzaga>Jamerickson Huertonzelezco>”Chichi” Rodrigocavez>Manfredito Hernandoscar>Chupaverga Grasandoboca
>>144763777>cubspie is a dbacks fan?WHAT?!
Never forget that the retard Dane had a meltdown about deli sandwiches during the all-star game then stopped posting all year only to return and bandwagon a team for the ‘offs
>>144763879Scotlandand I've never played dark souls so idk the character, I just save pics with snakes in them
>cubs
>>144763884here's some more names
>>144763777Based Gwynodlin poster
I believe the reason the doyers choke every year is because they don't have any recognizable posters here
>>144763971I could rekher and those nuggies easily
>>144763941Snek? Sneek? SNEEEEEEEEEK! They get a bad rap cause people mess with dangerous wans.
>never forget about some normal conversation the Dane had about deli cold cuts months agothis guy is legit obsessed with me
>>144764007they have sailor moon poster
>mets
>doggy doos
>>144764007there is power in being opaque
>>144764077flags were a mistake
i remember people laughing and trolling* mets earlier in the season. now they are probably making the playoffs in a semi rebuild year*bannable offense btw.
>>144764321Yet people are sucking off Ohtranny
>>144764173That is clearly a poodres fan
>>144763948
>>144764358wait until he starts pitching again........
astros play the tigers? wtf happened in chicago?
>>144764321OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S... uh, wRC+ OOOHHHHHHHHHHH
>>144764305I was here before flags Trust me they weren't
>>144764321>IM GOOOONA ANOOOOOLYZE
>>144764321How many other of those top 10 were done in a meme park?
>>144764450you're absolutely rightwe can subtract his mickey mouse stadium home runs from the total
amount of games ohtani would have played this season in a real national league (i.e., dh-less): 0
>>144764321I fucking hate this retard, literal worst poster on baseball twitter. Makes it worse that the algorithm pushes this fucking mongoloid
>>144764492just block him
>>144764321Look at all those weighted runs he plus created!!!!
>>144763962
>be doyers>have the most pitchers on the injury list than any other team>still clinch the division and even end up with the best record in baseballdoyers
>>144764537Mystery nigga
>>144764492Yammer has better baseball discussion
>>144764564that's yordan
cant wait until we can do the "mfw when ____" wins the world seriesI want the Dodgers or Phillies or Yankees
>"Yeah so we found some mystery liquid that was coming out of his spine but don't worry this kind of thing happens all the time">Is never heard from againI'm legit concerned about him being dead
>padders
>>144764537kek not far off their current team
gay mets fans
>jints
>O's
>>144763563>Shohei Ohtani had a single and a stolen base in four at-bats against the Rockies on Sunday
>ohtani missed a triple crown by .04 batting averageLOL damn that's a bitch
>>144764943the train also stopped at 54 HR, 59 SB, 99 extra base hits
>>144764904>$700M + tip>can’t win triple crown >can’t even win batting title
>>144764943and in his 51/51 game he missed hitting for the cycle by inches trying to stretch a double into a triple. he's clearly a fraud
>>144765004you know, manfred predicted all this
lindor gets 30/30 tomorrow and brings a team that was once 11 games under .500 into the playoffsmvp is secured
>>144765217seeing him get the homer today was just…. delightful
I want the Mets and Barfs to do the stupidest thing ever use their Pitching aces during the doubleheader
DOUBLE CROWN BITCH!
>>144765217He could hit 8 grand slams tomorrow and he's still not winning MVP over Ohtani this season.
>>144765217
they're gonna rob lindor just to sell more cat food
As a Yankees fan anyone who thinks this team will do anything other than being blown out in the World Series is lying to themselves They’ll never win another championship while cashmen and Boone are there and Hal somehow gets his fathers edge and actually wants to stop them from being the Dallas cowboys of baseball
>>144765367
remind me how this doubleheader works againwho needs to win how many?
If this was really Pillar's last game then I wish him a happy retirement.
>>144765424If anyone deserves a world series ring this year, it is verdugo
>>144765439dbacks can only get in if its a sweep by either team. doesnt matter which. if the series is split then both the barfs and mests get in
>>144765439If they split then both the Braves and Mets make the playoffs but the D-Backs don'tIf either team sweeps the other, then that team makes it while the other doesn't but the D-Backs do.
>>144765439Dbacks has 89 wins, braves and mets have 88 and my understanding is if equal braves are better than mets and mets are better than dbacks
Let them truckers roll
>>144765530post of the day right here
>>144765455I think he'll be backI'm surprised the Dodgers didn't go out and get him at the deadline but instead got Kiermaier whose bat is gone. I remember Pillar liked playing near home and everything but it's not as if it would've been a far or totally unfamiliar move. He just never struck me as a guy who'd settle for comfort over a legit chance to win a World Series at the tail end of a workingman type career.
>>144765477>>144765489>>144765524So in other words, kino's on the menu
>>144765731new /mlb/ lore will be written
damn pillar is a hell of a fielder
>>144765731wrong. whichever team wins game one will just tank in the second game to give their best players just a few extra hours of rest before the wild card starts the next day. one of these teams would need to fuck up spectacularly tomorrow for anything other than a WC2 Braves, WC3 Mets, and Eliminated Diamondbacks.
>>144765731a rigged split probably
>>144765640Nah I think he's done. He's already bought the ranch he wants to retire to.He brought in all his family to see him play one last time, and before the game he said his goodbyes to the staff and broadcasters privately, and after the game he was going around hugging all his teammates and saying his goodbyes.Despite the team being bad, he said he really enjoyed his time here being a mentor to the younger guys and getting to play for a local team. Also he got to play around his high school coach again (Mark Gubicza current color commentator for the Angels) so it kind of came full circle for him. Not a bad way to end your career.
Imagine the winner of the first game of the double header comes out in the second game and does fortnite dances in the batters box for 9 innings.Yeah dbag fans would be mad, but it would be legen.....wait for it......dary
>>144765698jackass
>>144765872...and that's not kino why exactly?
>>144765917>unsportsmanlike conduct, 10 bases penalty
poodres fucked the barves and mest by tanking to the faggotbacks today
>>144765984no one cares doyerpaco
Would Manfred even do anything if the Mets and Braves colluded tomorrow so they both make the playoffs with minimal effort?
>>144766003bush league franchise
>>144765907Make sense. I think I heard about the coach thing before but it didn't even cross my mind when I posted earlier. Definitely makes sense though. At the end of the day, I agree about wishing him the best of luck. My fondest memories of him are from those Jays playoff teams in 2015/16. Such fun times and it was nice seeing more people appreciate his defense back then.
no one cares doyerpaco
>>144766011depends on how blatant the collusion is
xir said as xir slavishly monitored the thread
piss and shit colored uniforms kek
but seriously why do they be wearing caca pee pee colored uniforms?
scuba
doo doo caca pee pee poo poo colored uniforms
So if the gay Braves win game 1 there is no way they're pitching Sale the 2nd game & let the Mets win by throwing up some jobber bullpen pitchers r-r-r-r-r-right?!
I am scared shitless my stros are facing the tigres
>>144766073wud up yo
>>144766056its shit and corn-in-shit colored. get it right
diarrhea shit colored uniforms wit a little bit of yellow piss!
poopie pee pee uniforms
>>144766076even if the team who wins the first game phones it in next game, baseball is far too random to actually guarantee the outcome. you could throw nothing but meat pitches and still get luckswing'd
>>144766076especially since they have to play the next day? I have no idea why they would
dem niggas fr be wearing dookie colored uniforms with pee on the side!
>tfw piss and shit colored uniforms>tfw inhaling piss and shit dailyyikes
>>144766087The poo poo padre Pepe might be my life’s greatest accomplishment…
who seriously thought poopie brown and pee yellow was a good color combo for a baseball team??
i just took a fat poodres... matches the uniform colors!
>>144766147Mine is having one of the memes shown in this video.
>>144766147https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9iED6xHOlcfuck forgot link
>>144766147give him a lil bit of motion in the ocean!
>>144763563This image sums up the entirety of the Seattle Mariners franchise: decent but not good enough. Never too bad to rebuild, never good enough to even make the playoffs.Fuck I wish baseball wasn't so frustrating lads. It's exhausting being the fan of such an incompetent and mediocre franchise.
>>144766236Maybe don't go 5 and 1 to detoilet next year
>>144766135Since when did San Diego have a bunch of pajeets? That's more of a San Fagcisco thing.
>>144766255I'll let the GM know the next conference call he holds for 4chan anons.
*saves the season*
>>144766283looks like he's struggling to hold it in
>>144766147thank you for your service
>>144766337red emoji RED EMOJI!!!
let's give those padrays a chance
>>144766355For me it’s poodre6
>>144766258>pajeetsthey're called mexicans down there
>>144766373dafuq!?
find red emoji
>>144766073more wins than the rays bucko
find winky
>doyerpacos already seethingkek wait until the NLDS
find psychogang
>>144766443Doyerpacos? I choose to mock both of you equally :)
>>144766443Houspie is actually a doyerfag that’s why he’s doing this
>>144766457it's just one guy
it all goes back to that dastardly erg
>el nino caca
This nigga?
Is it just me or is the quality of the MLB just better this year. Last year a 84 win Dbags team made it to the WS. This year the minimum number of wins a team will have to get in on the NL side is 88.
find inspector godgers
>>144766480honestly im terrified
please have mercy
this is psychotic
they're gonna fuck this guy
>>144766482no team really stands out. you can make a decent case for most of the teams left.
>>144766514Must be a marinersfag
Serious questionWhat’s to stop the Mets and Braves from entering into a gentleman’s agreement with each other to split the double header, ending any playoff hopes for the Diamondbacks while securing both of their spots? Why risk it all for just the No. 5 seed?
Jomboy here...mother fuck you guys....
get ass fuckies to teh genny
>>144766522sure, just let us win the first game
I honestly had no idea
>>144766540Nice try. But you have to let us win the first game. ;)
>>144766526Jommmers loves us though
>>144766522Idk how that decision would even get made, the front offices would prob have to give the managers permission the way the game is now days.I don’t see it happening.
>>144766544
how can a man have a "female ass"?
jomboy should do weekly breakdowns of these threads
You know, I don't even know what you do as the Mets. Because even if they make the post season through a split, they're most likely going to be stuck facing the Brewers, who nearly swept them the series before. If they make it and have the face the Padres, they'll probably just embarrass themselves again and accuse Joe Musgrove of cheating again when he shuts them out for 7 innings. I think the Mets are stuck in a lose-lose situation and I don't think they're getting anywhere in either postseason route assuming they even make it.
>>144766568keep it cubs related, asshole.
>>144766522Whoever wins game 1 will likely “throw” game 2 by resting everyone and not using leverage arms for it.It’s important to win game 1 for both teams though so expect both to go all out for it.
>>144766576I'll keep your asshole cubs related.
hey ohtanifags..... middle finger.......
>>144766568>You know, I don't even know what you do as the Mets. Just win baby
>>144766592sorry
>>144766595SUBPOENA!!!!!
>>144766592you're right my bad
I did everything right and they indicted me
>>144766568Getting rekt by the brewers all year and then coming back to beat them in a 3 game series and make a run to the CS is exactly what the Mets (blessed) would do. But losing both games tomorrow and missing the ‘offs in a most improbable and soul crushing fashion is what the Mets (cursed) would do. We’ll see who shows up tomorrow.
>>144766596FUCKING BASED GIGA CHAD
>>144766592my bad
>>144766595>still having Hosmer in there after the dirt you did to him
>>144766568cub-em tho
>>144766636cub-em tho
>>144766619
>>144766636At least he doesn't look like a child molestor like Clark
clark bear
I love Clarkie Bear
he's a... "bear"?
where is bearspie?
ooooooh we're halfway there ooooohh living on a clark bear...
;_; hendrix
let's take it easy on my boy clarkie bear
aka clark the cub
kyle can go FUCK himself!!!
>
sick em aj
I miss the regular season already. too much downtime now.
>>144766720retard dumbass
i like baseball
buh bye kyle kek
As a lifelong Yankese fan since 2016 I can safely say this is the best position they've ever been in.
>>144766720The regular season isn't over tho, objectively
>>144766726I'm the real one
>>144766734I haven't looked at the (((betting odds))) but if they don't make it out the crummy AL then it's a massive failure. They're far and away the best team.
let those truckers roll
>>144766734Spread eagle ready for the mating press
keep it civil
>>144766756...but enough about Cubspie.
>>144766755What can you say about Tatis?He's Tatis
>trucsk
>>144766703
>>144766766sorry
>>144766703good riddance I say>>144766717say it bitcxch
This general always feels like it's infested with bots but I know it's just retards
>>144766792>This general always feels like it's infested with bots but I know it's just females
>>144766792It’s both
it's just one guy
>>144766405What if i mets
just get me to mettiejetties
it's all one guy
>>144766804this gave me the heebie jeebies
>>144766809All are welcome
one guy here
it's maybe 2 guys
betting on atlanta to win the first game by 2+ runs
do you still get banned if you quote every single post in the thread and go "all me"
That guy’s name? Me. All me.
Gaylanta is on a mission
>>144766836why don't you be our guinea pig and try it out?
>>144766836try it and report back
my favorite delicacy is five guysgo brave!
>>144766836You wouldn’t dare pussy (wait til 499)
>>144766854>GAYI
>>144766862BLOOBR, Missouri
>>144766792It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
cubspie is drunk and xhe just woke up :D
>>144766862i'm from rel hovon foadilo
Does Bloobr have a minor league club?
>>144766809The more the merrier, partner
>>144766862oh mother of lawd
>>144766862can I get an amen
>>144766862Umpies will win the world series and it won't even be close
>>144766862Has anyone been to Rel Hovon Foadilo, Missouri? Is it nice?
>>144766904Based
how many games did you go to this year?I went to 7, 6 cubs games and 1 socks game
>>1447669303 and my team won at all 3
>>144766930which socks
>>1447669301 L :(
>>144766930Seattle, San Francisco, and Oakland.
>>144766930I went to 0. I watched between 156-159.
ERG getting a police escort to the stadium
>>144766930I went to one game and watched a rayngers walkoff
>>1447669301Final Padres Home Game
>>144766011division weiners only, no wild card teams. shrimple as that.
>>144766930>leaving the cuckshedISHYGDDT
>padres lost on purpose today>no one calling them out for it
>>144766997>>144765984
>>1447669309 I watched them lose 7 of them
cubspie gat gaped
>>1447669302 of my Doyers and one for the A's final series.
>>144766893>>144766830Thanks anons ill always be a metsican
>>144766997and cucked Ohtani at the same time
>>144767033grubby, underhanded shitters
>>144767016>37
>>144767050nothing compared to the stankees slopper
>>144767050what about it?
>>144766971Juiced balls was a nice touch kek
>>144767065we must save her...
>>144766941white socks >>144766974that's pretty 'ino, I've never seen a walk off irl
>>144766997>>144754286
>>144766997>>padres lost on purpose todaysir this is a court of evidence
>>144767033who gives a shit about a triple crown when you straight up did something nobody has ever done before. like serious, take you meme trophy, imma chill here in the record books baka gaijin.
>>144767114>who gives a shit about a [real achievement] when you straight up did something [arbitrary]
>>1447669300, I was neet since July and barely got a job last month. I watched most of my teams games since the all star break, and when I was driving home from work I would listen on the radio during my commute.
>>1447669301, weather was perfect, afternoon midweek game in August, walk off win, perfect day. I might try to hit up 2-3 next year depending on what I am doing and where I am at.
>>144767132again, nobody has done it before. I'm pretty sure people have won the triple crown before.
>>144767134congrats on the job anon, baseball on the radio is great
>>144767132>Let's make up arbitrary benchmarks and use them to hand Ohtani another MVPI hate the BBWAA so much it's unreal
schwarbie loves bbwaa if you know what I mean
this year 93 wins was the Padres 2nd best record ever
>>144767171How bad did they shit the bed in the playoffs in the year of their best regular season?
>>144767163was it them who elected harold fucking baines into the hof or the veteran committee? they completely debased it with that shit.
>>144767177They go swept by the Yankees in the 1998 WS.
>>14476717798 wins. swept in the World Series.
>>144767190>>144767191Hey not bad
>>144767197That Yankees team also won, like, 114 games. One of the all time best
sup
>>144767190>>144767191i was in the walmart on aero drive when they announced the game 4 loss
let me sup on your ass crack
I make fun of ohtani just to tease the doyerpacos even though I think 50/50 is actually a great baseball achievement and wanted him to win the triple crown.
>>144767168eke
is being mexican fun
>>14476693013 (i made a decent amount of money this year)9 at citi field2 at stankee stadium (one was the 4th subway series game)1 at camden yardsvery grateful and witnessed a lot of memorable moments
>>144767202>Dodgers 111 win season>bootyblasted by the 89 win Poodres in the NLDSkek
>>144767234no
>>144767229most people are only shitposting. there are probably less than 5 people actually in perma seethe mode and they're probably mostly underaged.
>>144767234methinks it depends on the life you're born into but I really like their music and their FOOO000D! :soi:
>>144767252i have not made a real post in years
>>144767255I'm glad I didn't pay money to see that opening series, NGL
>>144767255>shitty field
>mariners season concludes>kraken and trail blazers left root sports>look to see what root sports will now showIts a bunch of boomer shit. And what the fuck is Jai Alai? Just nuke that network, and move the team to over-the-air.
>>144767264kek it really isn't all that interesting to do
>>144767270kek is this real?
>>144767270But Citi field mogs your shithole ballpark, unfortunately
>>144767273my kraken :)
>>144767264same
>>144767299Dumazz
>>144767270what are you gonna post when steve puts a casino there
>>144767313kek
>>144767270Is this a metaphor for Israel?
>>144767257cubspina
>>144767315i will go back to jewish shitposting
>>144767315I hope he’s being serious when he says he wants to put some greenery there the area has a lot of potential
Doyers win the WS btw
>>144767315That makes it worse m8
>>144767330wrong one
>>144767234Si señor
Can Philly phinally win it?
>>144767373different Philadelphia. there is one in Syria
>>144767381This war criminal went to school in Philly lol, the American one
>>144767381>early life section post nose
cool it with the antimestetic remarks
>>144767425This is a covert op, stand down.
>Filthies>Barfs>Mess>Poodres>Fartdians>The Boys in Poo>The Poo Crew>StankeesI could go on... but why are the playoff teams so unsanitary this year?
>mets/dodgers nlcs
>>144767458Both are kike teams
Can you faggots not bring this shit in here? I follow this stuff pretty closely also but can't we leave this space to just baseball ffs?
this is /mlb/
>>144767458>doyers>NLCSkek
>>144767458whos gonna tell him all the jews in LA are also dodger fans
We need nu tho
Is Gaylanta on a mission?
Where is nu?
Dodgers have the most wins in the entire MLB btw
>>144767517
>>144767529>doyers after they go out in the nldsextend this man until 2030!
>>144767491I don’t mind the Jews despite the fact that even thought I can’t prove it they are undeniably the ones keeping me from getting a toolsy teen Japanese gf
>HSK shut down
Where is early nu tho?
>>144767458Don’t worry I got one for you too ya little mensch
>>144767491>nigga is mad on shitpost Sunday niggangmi
Ngh...ugh...
I need cock
>>144767563truly stunning and brave
>>144767315>>144767347
>>144767565>>144767575which mlb players do you fantasize most about ? always curious on who gays + women + whoever find attractive
>>144767587why do you even ask this question when you know the answer
>>144767594other than recker??
>>144767596also I think these people are more submissive and want to suck dick/be fucked and most of the recker lovers want to fuck him because of his gigantic feminine ass
>>144767587I'm a woman and can't imagine my fantasies lie in the same scope of some gays here
I uh…. uhm. I need to be excused for a moment…
>>144767587But I'm female
Doyers
So they were cheating last year right?
I'm actually a girl
Literally a girl tho
At least the Dane simps a female Asian. Still kinda gay though.
>>144767672
Which player turned you gay and why?
>>144767696Im literally a girl
Anons finally settling into the acceptance phase of MLB depression
>>144767696
Am I the only girl here who's into baseball?
We need houspie now more than ever
>>144767602Why and how does Recker have a feminine ass?
>>144767715Depends. Is your team making the playoffs or are you just here to shitpost?
>>144767715Me too go cubs
Realistically speakingIf Reckers ass was on a woman with a pussy and a feminine butthole and no butt hairWould it be a hot girl ass?(no homo)
>>144767741FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
>>144767744u mad?
>>144767749no I’m a girl picrel btw
>>144767711Manoah could be DJ Khaled’s kid
>>144767732What's playoffs lol
in brazil he's called Hecker
>>144767774Are you actually retarded?
>>144767786I'm actually a girl
>>144767797Doyers/Yankees WS please
>>144767819Yankees are a baseball team
>>144767822Shocking news.
once the mariners move to salt lake it's gonna be seethe city round here
>>144767832you better not make fun of them though..
>>144764450isn't wrc+ adjusted for park factors?
That's Ms. Recker to you
if you're recker then who am i?
>>144766914i went there once to far even as ever to do look more like
>>144767148>nobody has done it beforenobody has cut their cock off in the batters box in baseball history. would you give ohtany a medal for that?
I really have a deeply rooted hatred for the Astros that predates 9/11
>>144767913yes
I wasn't that impressed by the moon landingthey could've just cut their dick off and it would've been the same thing
>>144767978>we made the moon bigger>also it can only be thousands of miles away from us for fifteen seconds then it has to get closer>also we made it so that it if you look at it more than twice it has to come even closer>whoa we made it guys can't believe no one has done this before
I'm pretty disappointed that the Chimpcongo Black Sox didn't manage to clinch the title for worst team of all time. At least they tied the record.
Nu in a few
columbus could've just cut his dick off right there on da santa mariawould you give him a holiday for that?
My Rangers this season had tied the record for sixth worst meltdown of a defending world series champ. Here's the only winners to melt down worse>1998 Florida Marlins : .333>2013 Boston Red Sox : .438>1991 Cincinatti Reds : .456>1986 KC Royals : .469>2003 Anaheim Angels : .475At a win rate of .481, the 2024 Texas Rangers tied the 2007 St. Louis Cardinals for sixth worst defending champs of MLB history, including prior to the modern era.
>>144768081>KC RoyalsFuck yeah
Don Larsen could've just cut his dick off right there on the mount...
>>144768081can't really count the Marlins since they almost completely dismantled the team
>>144768081it's better than being mid for 2 seasons
>>144768081last season's ring somehow feels more fraudulent than the doyers covid mickey mouser
>>144768085Although I've gotten the disappointment I've expected from my Rangers this year, I am VERY excited to see your Royals clinch the wild card. After all, when the 2023 Rangers went to October, they had barely made the wild card before they absolutely dominated on the road. Seeing the Royals turn from one of the worst teams of 2023 to a promising candidate in October is very exciting in a post-season that suggests yet another tedious matchup of the Yankees or Astros against the Dodgers or Phillies. I want to see another shocking performance from a wild card, and it would be downright inspiring to see the DS go to Kansas City or Detroit after how those teams performed the last few years.
>>144768125Fuck yeah brother
>>144768081damn I forgot thje red sox beat my giants in 2012
>>144768081Cubbie bears on top
>>144768120>cute petite mocha ethnic girl with big bubbly smile>she probably really loves to cook for her man>she probably demands constant dick and gets a thrill out of submitting to his kinky needs>she probably likes getting hit>Danmark anon will never know what it's like to have millions of those running aroundWhat is it like anon? Is the peaceful and quiet pace of life with advanced modern amenities that work well actually worth the lack of access to a hot-blooded fuck toy who loves you like a dog?
>>144768128I'm a girl, however
>>144768161Post em. You know the drill.
>>144768128I'm a girl though
>>144768121every top team imploded at the same time, hell even the phillies choked and the asstros couldn't win a home game to save their lives
>>144768092>Don Larsenno one knows your stupid fringe danish celebrity mountaineers henrik
>>144768178>danish mountaineersDenmark is flatter and lower than Florida. It's the kind of completely unscenic land that people spent thousands of years fighting over to the death.
>>144768178>>144768187I have some fuzzy boots from norway
>>144768151What's it like to never know what it's likeidk i haven't thought about itthat being said:1. there's plenty of mocha ethnic girls in Copenhagen if that what's you're into2. mexican food is overrated
>>144768187he talked about don larsen on the mount so i assumed it was some pontoppidan-era folk hero among the kristian kristiansens of the world
Recker bulbous
people from texas are fucked in the head
>>144768199they deserve to get fucked in the ass
Ngh... mmh...
>>144768192Don the First
>trade away Soto>improve by 11 games
>>144768191>1. there's plenty of mocha ethnic girls in Copenhagen if that what's you're intoAren't they all jeets and hijabs though?>2. mexican food is overratedI can imagine the Mexican food you have access to in Denmark is quite unimpressive. Even within America, the Mexican food varies greatly by region. I had some in New Hampshire that was quite mediocre. But there is Mexican food in states that border Mexico, as well as Florida, that is nearly fine dining. Although I imagine you probably have some recipes there that are equally good.>gøød mårgen ånon! før brækfast i have made you some fresh skræltenkriagen with makkerkån! but first we must deal with that big hard mårgenwøød!Ahhhh yes...that sounds like quite the life too.
>>144768220>ewing theory
>>144768220Crazy how much we improved without Soto. We would literally not have pitching if it wasn't for that Soto trade. Both team won the trade. Got us to the offs! Looking forward for Tatis Jr and Merrill hitting bombs at Petco park on Tuesday.
>>144768201Texas girls have no qualms about it. But Colorado girls will demand it, if that's what you're into.
>>144768253I'm a girl
>>144768257Lad.....
>>144764078Sailor Moon was in the rams game thread earlier>>144753372
>>144768222>Aren't they all jeets and hijabs though?And i guarantee you they have better food than that mexican slop>I can imagine the Mexican food you have access to in Denmark is quite unimpressiveYes exactly>gøød mårgenit's actually "God Morgen" you guys just speak a different dialect of Danish
>>144768276A Møøse once bit my sister...
>>144768307søster
Røyalz
Kansas By Kongelige
Dem yals i tell ya... B witty...
ekeni
>>144768329all are welcome
>>144768329Let the big dawg eat
>>1447669302 doyer gameshololive night on a friday night and kobe bryant jersey day on a sunday afternooni understand now it is not desirable to go to doyer stadium on sunday afternoons in the summer. it is super warm or hot.
We need nu now more than ever
Just came here in this thread to say Fuck the Cubs.Now I take my leave to not give the cusb fans the last laugh so I win
>>144768379I'm a girl though
>>144768379They had us in the ass half not gonna lie
>>144768379cub sisters we have been well and truly rumbled
>>144768418Let them truckers roll
>>144768379Im literally female
I'm so fucking pissed I can't stand itUnfuck the cubs motherfucker!!!!
>>144768418Big trucks gotta roll
Which players fuck ya good n proppa?
We need to unfuck the cubs now more than ever
only 13 more posts until my padres aren't in the op image for the 100th time in a row
We need that padres pirit
>>144768462what are you talking about? Shitaly hijacked the general 3 threads in a row, the first of which was like 200 posts too early.
>>144768475Or 299 posts too late, depending on how badly we needed nu at the time though, however
Ya never no when ya need a nu
>>144768491This chick makes a good point
I need a big hard penis
Penning my latest
>>144768570im literally a woman
>>144768574do you have a hairlip or unibrow? Is that why you're here?
>>144768599Hare lipLike a rabbitIdiot scumbag *spits*Now teach me something dumbass. Not interested in learning how to suck cock though
/nu/>>144768621>>144768621>>144768621/nu/
>>144768599Have you called mustaches "hairlips" your whole life? Oooh I can only imagine the grins you didn't get
>>144768629I'm bringing it back. the term doesn't get used enough.
