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>>144785181Can I seriously ask why /mlb/ (ERG) hates Arizona and has called them the faggotbacks for the past year? The fuck did they do to him?
>>144785181
You now remember
>Significantly, he told me that currently he bets recreationally and legally on horses andsports, including baseball,” Manfred said in a news release recalling a meeting with Rose. That meant to Manfred, that Rose had not “significantly ‘reconfigured his life.’ ” Manfred is an absolute piece of shit kike slimeball. Total ubermensch and everything the Germans tried to rid this world of. How much money does MLB make off of gambling ads? Total yenta faggot.
Mets insider here.A deal was made for a split. Jews in Vegas got buttfucked hard on game 2.
>>144785259I thought he was catholic?
>>144785259Source?
>>144785292>oy vey, goyim. I converted! I'm just like you!
>>144785233Man, judge really is a roid monster experiment.
>>144785296https://www.cincinnati.com/story/sports/2024/09/30/pete-rose-mlb-hits-leader-obituary/2808469001/He said it after Pete Rose's final bid to get in to the HoF in 2015.
Shitposting in a panafag thread.
REMINDERBlowtani very clearly got caught gambling and threw his "best friend" under the bus to go to federal prison>oh tee hee I'm innocent smiley anime boy who didn't notice $60 million missing from my bank account>aw shucks *makes dimples in cheeks with fingers*
reminder that there is only one relevant panamaian baseball player and he was a yankee for life
>>144785472But he didn't?
>>144785509I got a bridge to sell you over the border wall so you can bring your whole borderhopping family paco
>>144785181My Yankees would bootyblast those teams
>>144785509>ooh I just innocent japanese anime boy with small pee-pee hahaha>*does wacky wavy inflatible tube man dance*
HAHAHA DBACKS SUCK WHO CARES IF A BUNCH OF NAVAJO WOMEN ARE GOING TO GET BEAT TONIGHT RIGHT??
keep it paco related
Reading about the history of the Dodgers relocation and it has solidified my hatred of both John Fisher and the dodgers organization
>>144785559Do you have anything other than fruity green arrows?
Padres vs Braveswho do you got?
>>144785596shitdres
>>144785472Yakuzatani
>>144785593$60 million missing from his bank account.
kekini
Imagine being a weeb and thinking that Japs live in an anime and that they're all innocent retards who act like little girl cartoon characters. Legit think I might stop warching nu-baseball if this is the nu fanbase.
here's mine!
>>144785681yay!
>>144785596probably the Padres. I wouldn't be surprised if they won the World Series to be honest
>>144785679Japan won the WBC. It's a Japanese sport now. Come back in 2028 boomer
how did Ohtani go from /mlb/'s golden boy to unlikable, gambling degenerate, statpadding, ring chasing gook?
>Michael Harris so mad that the Great White Hope Brandon Nimmo stuck his tongue out at him he did the Mets celebration slap from the dugoutIs this just the booty-blasted African-American mindset cause Albies doesn't give a shit
>>144785221FAGGOTBACKS! was the second best meme behind doggie doos kek
>>144785756>go from a shitty team to the second most soulless organization in baseball
>>144785681template
>>144785181My pirates ):
>>144785756Standout player on a shitty team who brought lots of cute Japanese girls into baseball to guy who took 700 million dollars to join the a different team just because he wants to actually win. I remember a lot of Japanese people I know were actually pissed at Ohtani when the news came out that he took that deal to join the Dodgers. While he's the MLB's golden goose of advertising and still gets the views, I feel like that side of him that was shown from doing that has created a different image of him just in general that will never fully go away.
>>144785826Maybe next year pierat guy
Metsbros... I still can't believe it
>>144785929>facing another le small market, infield hit merchant, base stealing team
>>144785596padres are a WS contender despite the large amount of anime twinks in this genny who say otherwise
MARINERS MISS THE PLAYOFFS>MARINERS MISS THE PLAYOFFSMARINERS MISS THE PLAYOFFS>MARINERS MISS THE PLAYOFFSMARINERS MISS THE PLAYOFFS>MARINERS MISS THE PLAYOFFSMARINERS MISS THE PLAYOFFS>MARINERS MISS THE PLAYOFFS
>>144785596Braves are underdogs, but anything can happen in October
>>144785497Mo is a New Yorker forever, but never forget Rod Carew and his kino batting stance.
Fuwamoco confirmed for Hololive Night at T-Mobile Park next season! BAU BAU!
>>144785972Everyone is healthy, sadly no HSK. I'm quite hyped to see Tatis Jr in the playoffs now that he hasn't done any stupid PED. Ngl, he plays alot of hero ball with how ugly his swings are,hopefully he doesn't go cold in the offs. Same for Croney, Bogey and Profar too!
>>144785781jints chad reporting in
>>144785756
>>144786038>losediansreally running out of clever team nicknames huh
>>144785681so true and yay!!!!
>>144786031Padres FO made it clear that HSK isn't coming back next season.
The best player on each playoff team.
>>144785497Aside from Carew, you're forgetting Carlos Ruiz who won a WS with the Phillies and caught a perfect game. Add Miguel Amaya who caught a no-hitter and Rennie Stennett who was part of some great Pirates teams in the 70s.
>>144786098>Poodres best player>Merrill
>>144786114Do you doubt bWAR?
>>144786098The only one I recognize is otani
>>144785756Ippei funded troll farm
>>144785509>he believed the innocent anime boy "ooh my penis so small big white american penis so big i no bet on baseball" act
Metsfags, I would like to extend my hand in friendship today and join together laughing at the FAGGOTBACKS for missing the playoffs.
>>144786114Dumb weeb he's one of the 20 best players in the league as a rookie
>>144786098Alvarez looks more Indian than black.
>>144786069Yeah, it really sucks. Hope he wins a ring before he hits the FA, love me Kim. Dude slumped throughout the season :(
>>144785181>future surgeon
>say hey dead>orlando dead>big pete deadI dont like it, bros..
>>144786188Skenes is winning NL RotY. No one will remember Merrill in 3 years tops. He's just a flash in the pan.
>>144786223Sure now tell me about the Salt Lake Padres
>>144785555checked...
I like Ohtani, even if I can't see his eyes most of the time
>>144786200They need to trade him for another reliable starter. I see either Cease or King gone in the offseason.
>>144786339As a Bravesfag he's on my short list of guys I want them to go after to replace shitass Arcia next year. We've got a truckload of prospects to offer
>>144786364Either he'll opt in one more year with us or go to Vagiants organization where his best friend is. It's important to that we extend the Merrill and Profar, turn hoeing into a SP.
>>144786223why does shittsburgh have such an inferiority complex
>>144786426being the little brother city in a backwater state will do that to you
anyone else planning to commit suicide after the world series regardless of the results? just feels like a good time to end things
>>144786437no but I'm gonna try and get a real job
>>144786437t. pete alonso
>>144786437we're not gonna keep pretending to feel sorry for your kid forever Freddie you dumb sack of shit
>leads AL rookies in WAR>still behind:>mason miller>wilyer abreu>austin wells>colton cowser>luis gil>still nowhere to be found on anyone's AL ROTY listwhats the deal here
Wild Card predictions?>Det v HouDetroit >KC v BalKC>NYM v MilMil>Atl v SDSD
>>144786437Take a few owners and their puppet with you
>>144786437No but I'm probably gonna quit following MLB or at least curb my tism. The A's leaving Oakland is fucking lame
Has there been a team that swept in the playoffs and world series? I'm talking about winning the WC, Division, CS and finally the WS. Just pure domination.
>>144786482Because he and Holliday got their dicks sucked preseason and didn't live up to the billing
>>144786484houstonbaltimoremets. Brewers always do bad in WC matchupsBarvs
I'm going to miss a few of you bros, hopefully all the frens will reunite next spring. For the rest of us in the post season, let's make it a good one, espee bros
>>144786520well it makes sense that holliday wouldn't be on the list, he sucks ass at baseball
>>144786437I tried to kill myself in 2014 on the day the royals won the wild card. They were losing and when I woke up they had won. Then I didn’t get to watch much of the playoffs since I was in the hospital.
>>144786528I will admit it's strange I didn't hear anything about Langford despite having a very respectable rookie year. The Rangers crashing and burning probably didn't help
>>144786526>not watching serie del caribeGrim.
Winky's silence was defeaning.
>>144786602He was probably hammered when he heard the news and got even more shitfaced
>>144786529erg?
anglels
>>144786529new erg lore just dropped?
>eternal because he couldn't kill himselfbottom jej
>>144786114it's absolutely true, he's a really good outfielder and one of the top batters on the team right now. If the Padres try and keep him for a really long time, he'll probably break most of the Padres franchise records(maybe not HR because Machado is probably spending the rest of his career on the Padres so the score to beat will only get higher for a large chunk of Merrill's career)
>>144786529erg deep lore drop, very cool!
>>144786339There is no shot they are dropping King or Cease after this season. I can see them dropping Perez, I can see them dropping Waldron, I can see them dropping Vasquez, I can even see Darvish considering a new team/retiring soon, but the pitching acquisitions they made this year have been the smartest decisions the team has made and they'd be retarded if they let any of them go in the offseason.
>>144786669Merrill is literally the reason we're in the offs, if it wasn't for his clutch tying HR and walk offs, they'll be sitting at SD watching the Dbacks play against the braves tomorrow. Profar and Merrill carried us hard big time.
>>144786721Yu wins his WS, retires and intergates with Padres Organization just how Molina did with Cards. I can see him becoming a pitching assistant or director for our upcoming farm system for Padres.
dookie shits already in offseason modeit’s so over
>>144786754Need another one of these that says "I'd rather be on Jimmy Kimmel"
>>144786055how new are you?
I need a cock to suck...
I'm a girl tho
>>144786869doyersfag btw
>>144785681Holy mother of gawd...
>>144786869I'm a Braves fan btw
>>144785181>Cincinnati Reds are eternally trash as long as the Castellinis are still owners>Pete Rose will never see himself get in the HOF>Hiroshima Carp collapsed in September and are needing the Yokohama GayStars to collapse even harder in order to get in the playoffspain
Geez I was planning on blacking out tonight but PSN is down. I forgot what a sober night was like.
>>144786936good news anon, you can drink without playing video games
>>144786482A lot of his value comes from defense, which people don't really value except when it helps them win arguments involving players they like.He's also another case (as many are) of "one defensive metric thinks he's great, the others think he's mediocre or even bad" where I don't know which to trust or why I should trust them.
>>144786925Okay but I'm literally female
>>144787002yeah ok bud
My penis is so tiny
>>144786936>download PCSX2>download bios images>download MVP Baseball 2005>download beer>enjoy
>>144786499'76 reds are the only ones since they've expanded the playoffs beyond just the world series
>>144787033Also, go Braves!
The central owns your sorry ass
I bought one of those 5$ meals from McDonalds and it was alright
Own this bussy
>>144787073For me, it’s the mcchicken
>>144787053yeah...YEAH!!
let's go ahead and thank midwest farmchads who raised that cattle for ya...that burger ya consumed...
eating some cake with my gf
>>144787035a mighty based post
>>144787035Fuck the mets lmao. I ain't listenin to NUN that ish lmao. Fuck you pussy ass clown.
>>144787035Never give me """advice""" again you stupid fuckin moron lmao. I'll pop a cap in your pussy ass
>>144787035lmao bitxch
>>144787035Look at you. Scared. Scared like a little jewish PUSSY. Scared of the real man. Hoe.
>>144787035lmfao you keep playing your little cartoon game while I fuck your daughter kek lmao based
How bout dem cubbie bears!!!
>>144787035bit*ch
>>144787035rofl eat a BAG OF DICKS you stupid fuckin FAGGOT!!!!!
>>144787035bitxchbaby too scared to reply? kekkies
>>144787035*Spits on your fat fucking face* Lmao video games huh???? How about you do something with your life. Maybe get some pussy? Lol. Make something of yourself instead of being this manchild little bitch ass crybaby depresso blackpilled doomer baby cocksucker
>>144787035>downloading beer>studio shitlithe state of this m*t fag, youre askin for a midwest beatdown
>>144787170ugh so true
Did they do a biscuit?
>>144787184ay mamma mia I mak-a da pasta
>>144787035Midwest has this sissy in a corner and they're hard... Hard and erect.
144787184probably never even husked an ear of corn in his life
Corn… is gay.
>>144787184Faggotaly
>>144787199Keep on with your children's cartoons lmao. I'll keep fuxkin your women LOOOOL kiss the cock bitch. You get seconds
>>144787188a biscuit is when 2 teams agree on a result that make both of them happy
Beta bitxch soiboi male here, AMA
>>144787199Kek they're making onions faces!!
everyone point and laugh at the dbags
>>144787212I think that once the Mets won, and announced Lucchesi the Braves took that as a wink and a nudge that he was in their for 90-100 pitches no matter what. I thought the Sale back spasms were a false flag lmao, but apparently he’s out for the WC. >>144787218Kek you got filtered, fool.
>>144787227didn't read lol
>>144785221sneks make em seethe
if poodres make it to nlds...
>>144787235mookie will be waiting...https://twitter.com/Honestly__CJ/status/1840968282897334593
>>144787226There should be an investigation I demand to speak to the MLB manager
>>144787227Why is this post empty roflcopter bitch lmao shut the fuck up
>>144787227>BLAH BLAH BLAHdidn't read
Cubs run this joint
>>144785781
>>144787235Are you scared? Why big brother afraid of little brother.
>>144787232>>144787253>>144787258>not reading my post>not realizing I used their when I should have used there>not capitalizing on this minor grammar error to my great dismayMetschads win again
>>144787296What does this post say? Why is it blank??
>>144787239no one cares doyerpaco
>>144787282based
Go to bed Thom, you’re drunk.
>>144787492>You're in a breed place!what did he mean by this
I heard on ESPN ohtani could pitch some innings later in October. No way that's true correct?
>>144785781Apologies for my phone meme, I am at work pls understand
>>144787483>suarezthere's like 4 or 5 instances of that face and it always gets me
>>144787492>Breed
Hey guys, I’m a new baseball fan and want to buy a jersey like a real poser. What’s the best looking jersey ever? Leaning towards a 2001 Diamondbacks Randy Johnson jersey
>>144787503He wanted to father Pete Rose's half asian babies
>>144787602That's a great choice, get that.
>>144787602That’s a proper nice jersey that but do you ‘ave a loicense fuh wearin The Big Unit’s name on back there?
>>144787602I would consider a Griffey Jr me
He’s winning manager of the year. Balls of steel to let Diaz close the game and get his confidence back.
my dog fucking chewed my padres hat, I am FUMING
>>144787645mariners or reds?
>>144787684Kek my dog is pretty well behaved, never steals stuff to chew, except for my baseball caps. He likes to chew the button off the top and spit it out. I’ve learned to just hang them up and problem solved.
>>144787684Bad sign Luigi is a jinx for letting this happen
>>144787684Now buy a real new era one and not some meme 47’ hat
>>144787721bought pic rel, arrives in like 5 days>>144787703fucking hope not
>>144785781reposting mine
The league will refuse to investigate the fact that the Mets and Braves agreed to split games beforehand
>>144787721>New Erangmi
>>144787691Mariners
>>144787753After those Dbacks ratings last year I think the league is jumping for joy
>>144787602I would add a Mike Trout Loyalty T shirtIt really sends a message
>>144787813Oh that guy that Ohtani struck out in the WBC? Is he good?
>>144787816The greatest to ever play the gameIt was mookie's fault they lost
>>144787816Ohtani? You mean that guy Mason Miller struck out in the ASG?
>>144787816Supposedly but he hardly plays in the regular season and never in the playoffs
>>144787829Mason Miller? You mean that guy Josh Jung hit for a walk-off homer?
>>144787843Josh Jung? You mean that guy who got his wrist broken by Phil Maton?
>>144787853Phil Maton? The guy that punched a locker so hard he broke his own hand and missed the playoffs?
who's aaron judge
>>144787869A locker? That thing I used to put my books into in high school?
>>144787871
>>144787870Pol Pot reincarnated
>>144787876High school? That place Pete Rose used to cruise for girlfriends?
>>144787885Girlfriend? The companion I was never able to get?
this is getting silly!
>>144787895come here, I'm gonna tickle you!!!
>>144787915We are adult men.
>>144787785nice
>>144787923I'm literally a girl
>>144787804Yeah they're stoked for two teams to miss the NLDS
>>144787923So? The tickle monster is feeling frisky!
>>144787871>>144787882
>>144787941
How come they rigged the schedule anons? I don't understand how the Diamondags didn't get in..
>>144787941>>144787951Fridges need love too
>>144787956Remember all that talk about teams throwing games by clinching and then not starting their best players so they are rested for ‘offs. Well poodres did that for three games and sneks could only manage to win one of them lmao. Retards.
>>144787956>american sports>how come they riggedreally dude
i'm just gonna leave this here
>>144787966This is a hilarious post coming from a juvefag
>>144787967Someone post my webm of Lindor swaggering back to the Mets dugout after hitting the 9th inning go ahead home run like an absolute gangster so >we can remind this befuddled doyerpaco how little we care about (((statistics))).
>>144787967They 100% recalculated WAR stats last offseason.
>>144787981we dont rig, we just evade taxes on transfer costs, extort tickets from stadiums to sell them at double the price, run protection rackets on parked cars, and threaten local businesses by directing game-related riots to their storesvery different
10000 hours in paint
>>144786155>he doesn’t recognize Sale or based SkubalWeakmind
>>144786098I haven't followed the Yankees at all. How's Soto been doing?
>>144787990Big Papi did it when it mattered
>>144787983fWAR was all you could talk about a month ago though?
>>144788117Ohtani has negative bwSWAG+ though frfr ong
Still not as bad as Yankees fans fellating themselves over Judge's WRC+
>>144786925>carpIf they lose today's game, say goodbye to CS. It's awful how they fell off so hard from 1st to 4th.
>>144788148You have quite literally no room to talk swedeposter
He got to celebrate with the boys… idc what you have to say about him I’m happy for our big strong guy.
>>144785768Soft black men are everywhere. If they weren't pigs I'd say we should just take all their women.
>>144788148>ohtani fled to the NL because it was the only way he was ever going to win MVPKWAB
>>144788284>Judge MVPs while Ohtani was in the AL: 1 (not unanimous)>Ohtani MVPs during that same time period: 2 (both unanimous(got the last one before he left to win another unanimous one in the NL the next year))Judgebros...
>>144787753Why couldn’t the D-backs beat a padres team that rested a bunch of regulars?
but can he do it in front of a ruckus crowd in San Diego when it matters...
(i have my doubts)
He did fuck the Padres the whole series just a few days ago. Granted that was at Dodger Stadium.
shitty schedule for me today
North European weebs out
I think this is the year. We're finally going to win a playoff game.
>>144788358I actually think this seriously compromises the integrity of the MLB. It’s one thing to put bench players in and let them play in garbage time. But for players to straight up swing at everything/do nothing on defense etc. it’s unethical. The Braves got a free win and honestly so did the Mets. When the Brewers played them last week the Brewers were doing the same swinging at everything stuff. I think the MLB seriously needs to crack down on this in the future. There is a reason all 162 games are played
Shostat Padtani will NOT be clutch and deliver in the playoffs
i'm a bit of a wild card myself lol
>>144788413Mariners swept the Mets, with me in attendance, and it was their downfall lmao. God damn memeinerbros wtf happened?
when do my bluejays play?
>>144788482In the spring once they return from Florida
>>1447884822025
>>144788358bad luck
>>144788358how did they lose a series to the 2024 giants?
>>144788459The Brewers scored 6 and 8 runs and shut the Mets out (one of the best scoring teams). How is that not playing defense? They swung at everything because everything was hittable, hence all the runs lol.The Mets yesterday is different. They were forced to play a double header after every other team is done literally the day before they play in the playoffs. Of course they are not putting effort in. The Braves being retarded and ignoring a hurricane is that caused that.
>tfw the mets BUCK BROKE the barfs>tfw the mets mercifully delegated to the barfs a playoff spot, knowing that the barfs are not a threat, while simultaneously ensuring an easier path (brewers - filthies) to the NLCS>tfw the 1962 mets are no longer the worst team ever>tfw grimace blessings>tfw the spirit of 1986
>>144788459That's just inherent to sport leagues. There will always exist "meaningless" games where one or both teams have no incentive to go full out to win. The only way to fix it is by removing the league format completely and making it a playoffs structure. But you can't make a full season like that. I mean you could, but it'd be an extremely short season.
Every player that was a Phillie, Met, and Brewer
In less than 6 hours the 1st game of the postseason will begin
>>144788699you can fix the effort problem by restructuring contracts so players only make big money if they win
Braves and Mets won, Phillies lost. Malicious rest ended the Braves season two years in a row, and now it will end the Phillies
>>144788709i think its called the regular season part 2 now
>>144788710Managers would just bench their starters to rest and avoid injuries.
shout out to the astros man
>>144788717cant happen again, theyd be forced to contract their precious postseason. fix will be in for all all the bye teams. except maybe the indians because nobody thinks theyre legit and theyre blocking houston. NYY HOU PHI LAD is the ideal for TV and its pretty much chalk so nobody will care that its rigged
>>144788723stars wouldnt stand for that becaus they want thier money and the only way to get it is winning. white sox would have won 70 games with this structure, or the yankees would win 120. either way it would be better for fans
>>144787967good thing mvp isn't the "best stats" award, otherwise there wouldn't be a voting process
>>144785849>I remember a lot of Japanese people I know were actually pissed at Ohtani when the news came outI'll take things that never happened for $500, Alex. Nips were so tired of the Angels dragging him down they came up with their own version of the Tungsten meme. They were fine with the Doyers who were interested in him fresh out of NPB from the start, who were consistently in the postseason and landed Mookie, a player Ohtani said he admired and even namedropped in the hype talk ahead of the WBC final. When the news broke of the signing they started buying Chunichi Dragons uniforms just because they looked somewhat similar to the Doyers uniforms.If anyone was upset it was a vocal handful of underdog lovers who wanted to see their dream anime scenario of le heckin wholesome zero to hero Angels ascendancy that had a snowball's chance in hell of becoming reality. Or maybe they wanted to see him go to Seattle because they were loudly chanting COME TO SEATTLE during that ASG, and Ichiro played there. lmfao
>>144787990the DH is an affront to god
^imagine typing all of that
>>144788795He isn't wrong thoughbeit
>>144788795Designated hitter IS a meme
Any other wfhchads doing no work and watching baseball all day?
I found some very damning evidence that shows ohtani will choke in the playoffs
no one cares doyerpaco
>>144788847>watching 89 win teams in october>with DH>and retard bases>and a pitch clockhavent watched a game all year and i shant be watching today.
Why is it that you have players from 4th world countries, like Cuba and Venezuela, that can do interviews in English, but you have gooks like Ohtani who need a translator even though he's been in the league for several years?
my picks>tigers>orioles>brewers>padresplace your bets accordionly
>>144788954ohtani hides his homosexual relationships with his (((translator))). he also uses them to place illegal bets. keep up sweaty
>>144788954watch mr baseball. japs get off on not speaking english to english speakers.
Today, we are Can’tass Shitty fans.
>>144788954ohtani was like that when he was in japanhe has no desire to communicate with the public and considers media/fan obligations a hassle
>>144788954I think it’s easier to pick up English if from Spanish than English from JapaneseAlso our people don’t care if they look stupid. Japs are more shy
>Fagnigro LickdickorImagine not winning mvp and triple crown.
>>144788656>>144788699Kek they weren’t in the game thread lmao
>>144789034white boys be like "she too curvy"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeDkJx4ajQ4
>>144788954even japanese people who speak decent english, usually their accent is really bad or comical to most english speakers.
>>144788756I actually think this seriously compromises the integrity of the MLB. It’s one thing to put bench players in and let them play in garbage time. But for players to straight up swing at everything/do nothing on defense etc. it’s unethical. The Braves got a free win and honestly so did the Mets. When the Brewers played them last week the Brewers were doing the same swinging at everything stuff. I think the MLB seriously needs to crack down on this in the future. There is a reason all 162 games are played
The smug self-serving Sportsnet writers especially Jeff Blair should all be fired for writing such drivel about Pete Rose. You can feel the seethe typed out in every word in the articles. Put him in the hall and shut the fuck up, faggots.
>>144789092those kids consented and the league knows it
neetgods we've got 10 straight hours of postseason beisbol today
maybe don't rig games for gambling
>>1447890855 of 12 teams have fewer than 90 wins. cle and nyy have a day off between game 1 and 2 of the DS. 10% of the batters dont play the field at all. 50% of batters are wearing pussy armor. 2/3rds of the pitchers will throw a tantrum if you ask them to pitch part of 2 innings. you cant put fielders where you want. cant check baserunners and theyre1 step away from giving them shepards crooks to grab the bag and protect their little fingers. i guess what im trying to say is MLB doesnt have any integrity left to compromise
start the games
Gonna walk up to the store and get some playoff baseball snacks, anybody want anything.
suuuuuuh-wing badderbadder suuuh-wing
Good morning /mlb/. The 2024 MLB Postseason has officially begun! Fuck the Gloryholes, FUCK the Asstros, and let’s go Yankees! :)
>>144789236chipsdressed all over and zesty mordant
>>144788954Maybe because Spanish is not as linguistically far removed from English as Japanese???
>>144789243what is a postseason
do they sell all-dressed chips in america?
>>144789254its were regular season stat padder frauds gets exposed
>>144788954ohtani can speak perfect english too lmao we all know this.
>>144789261no, c*n*di*n flavors are illegal here
>>144789236Get me some Watermelon Sour Patch Kids
>UHM ACKTUALLY PETE CANT GO IN THE HALL BECAUSE HE'S A GAMBLER AND A PEDO BTW HES A PEDO HE HAD SEX WITH AN UNDERAGE GIRL SO HES A PEDO A PEDO A BIG FAT PEDO YOU ALT RIGHT CHUDS WORSHIP A PEDO Sports writers in 2024
>>144787684doggie doos own your sorry ass kek
>>144789306But where's the lie?
>>144789319Please take the migrant cock out of your mouth while speaking, Sven
>>144788029He’s been incredible. Already mentally preparing myself for extreme anguish if they don’t sign him.
>>144789236pick me up a bag a jalapeno chips and $2 worth of pepperoni
>>144789306every time a sports writer gets uppity i remind them that newspapers are dead and theres only 2 dozen left with a travel budget
>ALCSRoylels vs Trashstros>NLCSPoodres vs Sewers>WSTrashstros vs Sewers
Royals are winning the 2024 WS. Put it on records.
>The origin of this legal battle is a 2015 radio interview in which Dowd claimed that Rose had memorabilia dealer Michael Bertolini bring him 12- to 14-year-old girls at spring training in the ’70s. Dowd then said Rose committed statutory rape with them.I can't defend a man in his 30s having sex with a 12 year old.
>14 is old enough, chud
>>144789236Lemme get some takis and a tall boy
>>144789356who are you again and why does your opinion matter?
>>144789356You've defended a gambler before you can defend another one
>>144789358based asstr*s fan
Last time I checked Phillies looked unstoppable. Also had three players in the All-Meme Game.Could they knock my peepee poopoo daddies out?
>>144789349Delusional
Gay Pete Rose and he slides inside a man’s ass
>>144789356I can certainly insult the person making the accusations without any hard evidence. Clown.
why do we allow non-american flags who've never even played baseball or held a baseball in their lives to post in our threads i just don't understand it
>>144789361I’m a Yanks fan, everyone can enjoy takis and beer.
>12 year olds dude
Why are americans defending a pedo
gm /mlb/ its another beautiful day for baseball
>>144789376Italy is the only good one, I don’t mind the occasional post from British Mest guy.
>>144789377>I’m a Yanks fan, everyone can enjoy takis and beer.
>>144789360Yeah well at least Ippei's story was funny
>>144789399>Italy is the only good one,oh the lifelong padres fan since june 2024? yeah fucking right
>>144789396because we cant stop electing them to public office
>>144789406“Good” is relative in this case.
>>144789374Can you find proof that Pete Rose denied it? Because you can find evidence that he's responded to the allegations, but none exist where he denies them
>>144789365Phillies been playing like shit but they have a very good playoff roster (good lineup, great rotation/bullpen). IMO I like the Padres' odds better potentially facing the Dodgers in the NLDS rather than the Phillies
>>144789365phillies are a threat to win the NL but zero chance to win the WS. whole roster is streakers who cannot keep it together for 4 weeks.
>>144789396He has the all time hit record, chud.
>>144789428Kek what a hot take, and this is coming from a Mets fan. Good enough to win the pennant is good enough to win the ‘Eries when you don’t even know who their opponent will be.
>>144789428phillies literally a team built for the postseason, they will go all the way this year
>larper>championshippick one
>>144789464harper will get his ws this year and you will like it
Phillies fans have been suspiciously quiet these past few weeks though...what do they know?
harper MINDFUCKED arcia
I have a feeling Judge is going to have a very big run this year lads.
>>144789464People used to say this about ohtani and Justin Verlander
>>144789455>>144789459my point is they cant get there without hot bats and the bats never stay hot long that long. they are incapable of avoiding a slump for 20 games. its why they won 95 games instead of 105 and its why theyve been coming up short every year and will come up short again.
>>144789491classic philadelphia racism. and you celebrate this. be better
>>144789499What championship does Ohtani have?
>>144789507wbc :)
>>144789499>ohtani
>>144789500??? and they will have hot bats since they're built for the postseason
>>144789422Can we find proof Joe Biden denied touching girls inappropriately? Because you can find evidence he's responded to the allegations but none exist where he denies them.
>>144789491>harper MINDFUCKED arcia>nimmo BUCKBROKE harris>freeman EXPOSED acuna Who’s next on the list?
>>144789511Ohtani is the champion of White Big Cock?
>>144789522recker MINDFUCKED manoah
>>144789529'fraid 'o
>>144789475they mostly stopped posting once they clinched the playoffs, afterwards it's just been mest and barves fans who've been the most vocal posters
GOOOOOOD MORRRRRNNNNIIIIIINNNGGGGGG /mlb/ OUR (yes OUR meaning ME and YOU) New York Metropolitians play postseason baseball today
>>144789475they dont know how to win big games because thomson is a coddling retard who gave up at least 5 wins because pitching 3 days in a row or pinch hitting on your day off is too much to ask. they will keep an even keel all the way to the golf course next week.
>>144789500>>144789517All I want is a goddam kino Mets Phils NLDS. (And the pennant. And fuck it, the ‘eries too).
>>144789564ugliest fucking frog I've ever seen absolutely gag-inducing
>>144789564you will be eliminated tomorrow :)
>>144789541This one is genuinely true thoever
Rooker MINDFUCKED recker
>>144789564who let this met out?
what is the biggest rivalry in baseball right now going into this postseason??? phillies braves?why doesnt anyone care about the american league?
>>144789624Because the Assturds are win it again in the ALCS
>>144789640how kino would it be yankees get beat by the astros in alcs?
>>144789607WHOWHO WHO WHO WHO
>>144789624is it a rivalry if padres beat the doyers again?
The Astros will get another WS this year and they will officially be a dynasty.
>>144789624>what is the biggest rivalry in baseball right now going into this postseason???
>>144789654this is how you know denmark is a newfag who only started watching baseball 2 years ago
biggest rivalry:ohtani and having a legacythey can't stand each other
>>144789663Neither of these teams are in the ploffs
Good morning /mlb/We have the 2 best pitchers in the AL squaring off to begin the 2024 post season at 2:30pm CST. Hopefully my Stros manage to overcome Skoobs and the Tiggas. Looking forward to finally getting this postseason started.
wildcard announcers ...
>>144789517its pretty much the same team as last year when they went ice cold against the diamondbacks and pretty much the same team that went ice cold against the astros last year. its literally the same tea. that went ice cold in the middle of this season and played .500 ball in the back half. i dont see any reason to think they wont go ice cold for 3 games in the next 3 weeks
>>144789682>Michael Kay>Tigers vs Astros
>>144789682espn really has nothing but shitters to offer
>>144789676>Neither of these teams are in the ploffsthen you cant in good faith call it a real postseason
>>1447896823 man booths are cancer. almost as bad as on field fags and women
>>144785259I think you mean untermensch
biggest rivalrypete rose enjoyers vs pete rose haters
>>144789682>michael gaybeg pardon?
>>144789699Is 'postseason' the name of a gay bar?
>>144789701Kek. Retard.
>>144789701>almost as bad as on field fagsplease leave mookie alone
>>144789695I will look forward to his pithy comments about the gaystros KEK
Who am I rooting for this Oktober and why are they the Brewers
>>144789624>>144789640>>144789650Yankees are winning the ‘eries.
>>144789729Is canes even good they opened one across from a Chick-fil-A
>>144789750>german picks the beer teampottery
Its October, I know my Astros probably aren't winning it this year but just do your best
>>144788968wrong on all except the padres. nice going, retard. i hope you didn't put money on any of that.
>>144789759yes. be sure to swap out the coleslaw for extra bread
>>144789768I'm actually just on a business triphow do I root for Ohtani while still hating coasties though
My White Sox would get bootyblasted by all these shit teams.
>>144789769>Astros probably aren't winning it this year>faggot anime picturefalse flagging astros hating monkey detected. nice try, faggot.>the tigers are a meme that overperformed and will be routed by a true dynasty>the royals and orioles have both played more bad than good baseball since the all star game>the guardians won the poverty division>the stankees are absolutely DOMINATED by the astros in the postseasonthe path is quite clear and no amount of false flagging, anime worshipping monkeys will change that. now get the fuck out of my thread, retard.
>>144789801>I'm actually just on a business tripnormies out
>>144789806Didn't they beat the Braves?
>>144789822they definitely beat the tigers, who had to keep fighting for an actual playoff spot only to end up the 6th seed anyway. easy pickings for the astros, really.
>>144789812Cringe
How are they gonna disappoint us this time
I'm actually just on an extended business trip
>sticky was up for less than 12 hours>>144787035download triple play retard>>144789519>ynr ashley's diary was confirmed as genuine
My Jays would get MINDFUCKED by any one of these teams.
>>144789870oh so where are you actually from in north side chicago?
>>144789888My Giants would literally explode against any of these teams
>>144789890Buena Park if you've heard of that
>>144789682>michael gay>announcing Astros gameWhat a faggot
>>144789899ofc that's close to wrigleyville
>>144789812Based and dynastypilled
>>144789905he will say “see ya” very sadly
>>144789624The triangle of hate (mets/braves/phillies) has been carrying baseball for the past 5 years ever since yanks/red sox went down in the shitter
Looking forward to seeing Kooch throw at least a complete game shutout. Dude was built for October baseball.
>>144789855They will come up flat this evening after partying last night. They should've skipped the champagne
>nords in my basedball threadDon’t you guys have snow shoveling in the summer to do?
>>144789931Love me a quality Kooch
>>144789927>Mets Phils NLDS>Mets Barves NLCS>Mets Yankees Worlds ‘Eries Who could say no to that?
>>144789624The greatest rivalry in baseball atm is the Dodgers vs actually getting a ring
>Yordan is officially in the lineupLets fucking gooooooo
>>144789980>kiss it ese!
do the tigers win today
>>144790021I don't know but my gut says maybe
>>144790021Maybe
>>144790021It could go both ways
>>144790021we cannot let detoilet win
TOP 10 PLAYERS IN THE PLAYOFFS IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER:>Lindor>Adames>Contreras>Witt Jr.>Soto>Yordan Alvarez>Wheeler>Skubal>Cease>Henderson
Padresbros, how are we feeling?
>>144790049Fuck how did I forget RISPtani exists swap him with Henderson
>>144790058Anxious but keeping the faith
My favorite part of baseball is fat guys hitting piss missiles. Bring back fat guys hitting piss missiles.
>>144790049>No Judge
>>144790049i think you forgot someone
>>144789522Manny KEKED Ohtani with that triple play
>>144790093Overrated just because he plays for the Yankees
>mfw Judge and Ohtani 0-fer in the playoffs because the contract the pitchers signed to feed them meatballs whenever Manfred demands doesn’t apply to the playoffsI am a diagnosed schizophrenic but this is still true.
>>144790049Forgot one
>>144790115ohtani just doesn't have that post season dawg in him
>>144790115Based schizoracle. I believe him.
>>144789848not an argument + didn't ask, anime worshipping monkey.
>>144790115Script says they both get to the Worldse Ries
>>144790115SHUT IT DOWN HE KNOWS
>>144790115>Anon knows you know what to do
>>144790143He won the Baseball world cup, bro. He's actually clutch and going to delivery </cope>
by the way here is my dawg (female) responsible for my SD cap being ruinedsay something nice about HER
>>144790188the wbc is more meaningful than the world slurpies
Top kek alert
>>144790210looks depressed. stop feeding her pasta
>>144790167Like I said, players don’t have to follow the script in the postseason that’s why it was Rags-Faggotbacks last year it was a free for all and they RNGd their way to the Series
>>144790224I feed her meat and leftovers.She's a big dog, so she's gotta eat
>>144790210She’s cute
>>144790238are you saying perhaps that big dawgs got to eat?
>>144790253Thanks and yes she is. She was bullied by her dad so she's really quiet, but sometimes she breaks shit while I'm not looking>>144790270mayhaps
these Os ain't loyal
>>144790058Taking a big dump right now, usually portends good things
>>144789812Thanks, gonna save this and add to my ever growing collection of stros pepes
>>144790282*Royal
As a neutral, would it be worth rooting for the Tiggers?
>>144790311>cat among big dawgstheyll die
Go Indians!
go MetTigRoyDres!
AND YOU CAN HAVE IT ALLMY EMPIRE OF DIRTI WILL LET YOU DOWN
*1988
What is the genesis of the "Faggotbacks" meme?
>>144790332I actually think this seriously compromises the integrity of the MLB. It’s one thing to put bench players in and let them play in garbage time. But for players to straight up swing at everything/do nothing on defense etc. it’s unethical. The Braves got a free win and honestly so did the Mets. When the Brewers played them last week the Brewers were doing the same swinging at everything stuff. I think the MLB seriously needs to crack down on this in the future. There is a reason all 162 games are played
>>144790332I'm a Bravesbro and I honestly feel bad for what happened to the Sneks. Just a shitty situation they were in.
Will be seriously impressed if Braves or Mets win today
>>144790362Cubs choked last year and the tranny has hated the dbacks since
>>144790362/tv/ made it
>>144789870Denmark has an economy?
>>144790362somethingawful
>>144790394a socialist one
>Verlander not on the Astros WC rosterRough stuff
I wonder how mad counsell is kek
>>144790362Corbin FAGGOT
>>144790405Surely he couldn't be that mad, anybody with a brain knew that the Cubs were gonna suck
>>144789682>whats his face>the yankees >the hole + the one good one>the raping blob + doug nyquil >gravel mouth + mr big boy serious pants
>>144790216If they had any balls they wouldn't say anything at all. This just reeks of pandering after his death.
>>144790216This is the best fucking Image they had?
gmyour team will be losing today
>>144790430Only other pic he had was him getting head from a 14 year old
>>144790362biblical reference
>>144790423It’s not like he's completely absent from the Hall, there is a display of Rose related stuff iirc
>>144790394Denmark makes ozempic (Novo Nordisk)Also Denmark is the largest exporter of semen in the world
the real tragedy is kenny lofton not being in the hall
Pete Rose is ass. Fuck him and his Hall delusions. Hope he is gagging on a 5 way in hell.
we need bakespie
>>144790611You're a faggot.
>Mets not in prime timeWhat the everfucking fuck is this kind of scheduling fuckery?
Oh fuck I forgot to buy beer
>>144790691You're Canadian.Fuck Pete Rose in his now rotting asshole.
>>144790342>N/AKEK LOL
>>144790693mets are small market
>>144790702I thought you guys think American beer is like swill to you. Do I have that right? I am saying that only a swine would drink this beer?
>>144790725Bigger than ATL and SD combined
>>144790704>You're Canadian.that's a compliment btw
NEW>>144790769>>144790769
>>144788954What you on about? Most of these beaners are in the league 10 years and still can't be arsed to learn English. Can you fathom the laziness and stupidity?
>>144786482Cowser is also a leftfielder who has good defense and he has better offense, so people will like him better.
>>144785472Cool
>>144789059That's not fair to whites.
