Let's go Brewers.
Gaysconsin kek!!!
Welcome to Cozytober bros. LFGM!
what part of wisconsin are you guys from
>>144796528Fordham!
Pete Alonso redemption game or Pete Alonso KWAB game?
It is destiny
>empty seats
LET'S GO METS
>>144796748I believe in Pete
>>144796748Depends on if he took his prescribed dosage of xanax or not.
Keep this thread bumped because I'm retarded and didn't put mlb in the OP :)
>>144796813I always look up the team names for game threads anyways
gay ass teams
Mets lineup
>>144796758
I got free tickets for these two games and I'm getting fomo for not going now, but they were nosebleeds which at miller park are about 5 miles away from the field
>>144796862ok then I will remind you here to stay away from downed power lines
>>144796840gapeway arse kek
>>144796886Fuck WE energies
I’m just happy to be here.
ok time to focus on this game and these shitty ass teams
>The strikeout is such a big part of the gameYeah it sure is isn't it
>>144796994>and another good job by the players
>>144796962my mets gave you kino of the greatest magnitude yesterday pal
>>144796487The Mets should've gone for the sweep yesterday because they stand not a chance against the Crew
first the Braves-Mets game yesterday, now this awesome 9th inning in the Tigers-Astros game... I guess baseball doesn't slurp as much semen as previously thought
>>144796917another gay ass team
What if instead of Pat Murphy it was Pat from SNL?
I want Mets to lose so the bug poster goes away
>>144796505
>>144797038What if I heemed you into orbit
>>144797035scuba kek
LETS GO BREWIES
>>14479703930pbp
>>144797040no...please........not today
Tying the barves in a road double header was like our version of winning the world series
Metties cooked
>>144797031It’s the best
>mest
>vientosit’s over
>Vientos third base defense
MESTS KEK
KEK MEST KEK
LOL MEST
Dat nigga contreras is distractingly ugly
>Mettie>Jetties
Mets expended the last of their meme magic to win game 1 of that double header, it's over
kekkie metties
Just give up mests
>>144797097Fags watch baseball?
>mestIt's over.
LOLMEST
How quickly they forget.
As we all know, in baseball, usually the game is decided in the first inning
>>144797110Should be state law that she always wears her big sunglasses
Alonso is free donging it
Whatcha drinking, lads? For me UCC Coffee with milk
I hate how ESPN randomly switches to the home plate ump view during ABs. Save that shit for replays.
>>144797124don't worry the mets still have a 19% chance
faggotump
>>144797133I have literally never seen that before I thought I was having a stroke
>>144797135umm it’s up to 22% now sweaty
>>144797130Cumgo cubs go
>>144797130piss
>>144797135
>>144797147They've done it in every Phillies game on ESPN this year. Those are the only ESPN games I usually watch but I assume they do it all the time.
C H I M P O U T
Severino has no swing and miss and Mets BP is tapped out. The team is dead
>>144797112Recker
>>144797163They do. ESPN are such massive fucking retards when it comes to baseball broadcasting.
>>144797155check now
KWAB, severino is a mental midget
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH SAVE US GRIMACE
>Sevy
Metsinners being punished by god.
>>144797178check now :)
ESPN, you're suppposed to change the camera angle when there's a pop-up behind home plate
damn my stream is way behind
This thread is full of retards
>hitting HoskinsKek, Mets are terrified
its good that the bats have a flared base so you can do other activites with them later
metties, why is your catcher a down syndrome wigger?
>muh matchupsBauers ahead of Hoskins just cost the Brewers a run
>HBP RBISeverino has lost it wew
IM MESTING
L O L M E S TOLMEST
>>144797199NBAfags watching baseball for the first time
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144797199It is a Mets game after all
hitting Hoskins and taking 2-0 is good at least he didn’t hit a grand slam
Who else remembers the Hoskins beef with McNeil earlier in the year?
Maybe the Mest should have tried in Game 2 instead of hopping on the plane early to go back to the team that owns them
Today I will remind them
>>144797226I do, Mcneill is a giant bitch
Classic Mest>B-but we were the best in September!Too bad it's October now, huh?
>>144797229they were more scared of padres lol
How quickly they forget
>>144797241>one inning
It's so over. Brewers just play us so well...
>>144797039Based
Swaggy V!
>>144797197m3thstreams.com/mlbstreams/3/
PETE DO SOMETHING PLEASE
>>144797252They're also the Brewers though
Mets are going to shut all you faggot up in this inning
>Pete AlonsoCOME ON DUMB DUMB
>maybe the mets should have blown through more pitchers and exhausted their lineup yesterdayand other retarded opinions from casuals
BIG PETE BRING EM HOME
>>144796487Shit teams
Mets don't stand a chance because their catcher can't stop the Brewers from stealing. Almost every single or walk will lead to a runner in scoring position.
>mestOH NONONONO
Pete Alonso owes me a home run
>>144797277>18/18 for steals this year against the mests KEK
>>144797264thanks, i was actually already here. a simple reload did the trick.
Bro's missing those fastballs he's completely cooked
>swings through a meatball down the middleI hate you so much.
>>144797277stop bullying us we're the 6 seed for a reason :^)
That'll be 700 million dollars please uncle steve
28% looking good
Winker... he's a stinker.
>>144797300>plus tip
Peralta is cooked
>>144797130I'm drinking a fresh glass of sperm. Anyways fuck the mets gooooo braves!
>>144797049another super fucking gay ass team
MEET THE MESTMEET THE MESTSIT RIGHT DOWN AND EXTERMINATE THE PESTABANDON YOUR KIDDIESDIVORCE YOUR WIFEGUARANTEED TO HAVE THE LAST OF YOUR LIFE
I don't know if the Mest are going to shit the bed today but I'm starting to get a stinky whiff.
>broors
>SEWERSSEWERS>SEWERSSEWERS>SEWERSSEWERS>SEWERSSEWERS>SEWERSSEWERS>SEWERSSEWERS>SEWERSSEWERS>SEWERSSEWERS
>pooralta
>>144797269I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS!
Jesse Winker fucks ya!
brew crew...
DON'T LET MUH METSIES GET HOT
another day, another thread where red sox panama seethes about the city of New York, lmao KWAB
lfg metigers
Mets tied it, annoying faggots just now watching baseball this year need not reply
>>144797241nice post retard
>>144796758How can I get a wife like this
>>144797060>>144797060
winker/adames chimpout kino
kek KEK
Haha yeah like we were ever going to win a WC series
HAHAHA HOW QUICKLY THEY FORGET
Both of these teams blow dick
>>144797358they always had a good chance
Beerbros...
Winker would be automatically out for that
I'm telling you /mlb/ these Mets have something. They are the DBacks from last season.
>>144797358This Mets team has guts. Win or lose I respect them this year.
Winky make ya seethe?
>>144797371I literally posted the line score from game 1 last year the sewers immediately blew a 3-0 lead to the diamondbacks
>SEWERSKEK METS HATERS BTFO
>>144797378>DBacks from last seasonFuck off
AND THE METTIES LEAD
POV you let Pete Alonso score from first
You ain't laughing now faggots!
Metsisters, we are so fucking back
>>144797371It's a tied game and the Brewers own you
>peralta is good supposedly>every time I watch him he is absolute dogshit
>>144797395it’s 3-2 mets actually
Uh Brewersbros? This was supposed to be a walk (and steal) over
kek KEK kek!!!!
>>144797395Laugh at this streamcuck
how are we at 46% but are winning? hello…
>>144797395>tiedAnon, I...
Y'all thought they were just going to fold up and die after the first inning?
>>14479739519% bros in shambles and I aint even rolled a rally doink yet
i hope this series gets chirpy. i want some punches thrown!
>>144797395VPNsister...
>>144797395KEK LOL WHEEZE OH NO YIKES
Having a 1 run lead in the second inning is like winning the World Series for the Mets.Mets suck.
"lol mest" posters on suicide watch
>>144797404>2024>still being a cablecuck
>>144797405the computer doesnt like new york
I believe in the brew crew
I mean the Brewers are blowhard fags, do you guys not remember the fights they’ve instigated all year, lol?
>>144797431why?
>>144797428Until the Mets win the Series the loMets posting will continue
>>144797437only casuals could forget
>>144797443i believe in anything that makes the mets lose
Have the Brewers ever had a good playoff run in recent memory? It seems like they always get bounced out early.
What are you good forAbsolutely nothing
>>144797425Yes it is and you can't convince me otherwise
>>144797449why is this dude muttering to himselfis he schizo
>>144797395>Sewers own you86-86, Milcuckee. go blow the bronze fonz
drill winkler and clear the benches already this is boring
>>144797451Nope lol, I get heartbroken every time
>>144797449>WE AINT TAKIN THAT
>>1447974512018 where they took the doyers to 7 gameswas a good series
>>144797204Like this?
>>144797404>>144797412>>144797419I'm not streaming, I have Xfinity. ESPN is just behind.Regardless, it's cute that Mets fans think they're gonna beat the Brewers just because they're leading by one in the fucking 2nd inning kek
>not being the memeiners is like winning the pennant for the sewersnot the 'eries of course, because they have never won that
Winker is based.
>>14479747590% of this thread was throwing a party after the first inning, including you probably
more like wanker
>>144797463don’t worry football is later this week
mets brewers best rivalry in baseball
>>144797475>my team is aheadI am cocky>my teams blows the lead immediatelyI am a self-righteous fag
>>144797475No, I came into the game knowing the Brewers would win regardless of what happened in the first inning.The Mets have only won a couple of series against the Brewers in the last eight years, both coming in their fluke 101 win season.
Turang is that guy
lol mest
Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said that the wild card round was the best sporting event of all time. LOLAnyways I just downed>6 bud lights>boneless wings>sliders>and a chocolate molten lava cakeThis Yankees fan (AKA real BASEBALL) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.PS. see you in the worlds eries Doyers
>>144797518>IT WAS A FLUUUUUKE NOOOOO IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAINN Your team has never won the world series so what does THAT tell you?
>>144797512I'm not a Brewers fan, just a realist
Let's go Churro
>my team is aheadyou’re gay lol>my team is behindyou’re gay
>>144797532berdsbrahs....this post is relevant
finna based white Tyrone ya gotta love him!
attaboy sevvy
>>144797532you're gay (lol)
>>144797530
What was the fucking point of having the Brewers in the playoffs everytime these days? When was the last time they were relevant in baseball?
>>144797529You weren’t even born the last time the mest won so I wouldn’t talk either
>>144797529I'm not a Brewers fan. But considering that 2022 was sandwiched between 77 and 75 win seasons, I think it's safe to say the 2022 Mets were just as legit as the 2021 SF Giants.
>>144797547Look man, someone had to win the NL Central and it wasn't gonna be the Cubs
Last 2 digits are Chourio's real age
>>144797532Gapeway arse kek
>Brewers gave up White Tyrone for nothingKWABOTY
why do people make these stupid chairs when a nice office chair will always win
>financing an office chairI can't wait for the chinese hegemony bros
>>144797559Boomerbros, we won
>>144797529got btfo by an 89 win poodres kek
>>144797528based
>>144797532>my team is behindI'm gay>my team is aheadI'm gay lolWe are not the same
>>144797532/mlb/ is the most closeted general
If White Tyrone hits a home run I'll shit myself
Lindor deserves MVP because Ohtani should have been suspended/investigated for gamba.
kek gaydor ainn't winning no mvp LOL
>>144797547>>144797556>two panamas
>>144797589we are openly homosexual
>>144797605Hey there
>>144797605are you new? one is blue jays and based, the other is red sox and the biggest faggot on this general.
>he should be MVP!!!!goofy nigga
>jessie rogers
>interrupting the broadcast in the middle of the at-bat for a t-mobile adcancer
>>144797605one is cool and the other is perma seething at new york
>in at-bat commercialIsrael please pagerbomb ESPN
>>144797623Whyd you describe the cool one twice
>remember us from that show 20 years ago!! PLEASE BUY BUY BUY!!!!
>>144797621>jessie rogers
>>144797589We literally goon to a catcher's ass as a gag
>>144797643I’m no superman oooweeeeoooweeoooo
>in-game advertisementsamerican television were a mistake
>>144797643they do look old as fuck in those commercialsmakes me kinda sad
why is every ad a bunch of washed up actors now? is it because they know only boomers pay for things anymore?
Wait that's what Christian Yelich looks like
>>144797620If it wasn't for the Jap robot he would have gotten MVP for sure DESU.
>in-game playoff interviewsI’m done.
>>144797665>in-game interview with the injured player who cannot playgrim
So we agreed ydays DH did nothing to impact mests then?>>144797559No phones on the lab desk what the fuck.>gloves to protect hands>phone covered in chemicals>chemicals all over face
>win probability>betting favorite is up by one in the third>sub-50% chance to win
This like the nigga at work who keeps telling me his favorite Anchorman lines
>talking to a player for the "story" in the middle of the gameI blame woman, this shit is so gay
>>144797664other sports are ten times worse if you can believe that
>references Dodgeballhonestly I'm surprised considering we're entering the zoomer era of baseball.
>>144796487
ESPN is deliberately sabotaging the game of baseball.
yeli got a milf mom
>if you can dodge a CS you can dodge an 'eries
WE NEED MORE INTERVIEWS
>whole company revolves around sports>can't broadcast sports well????????????????????????????????????
getting interviewed next inning guys wish me luck
WHO FUCKIN CARES WHAT THIS HURT FUCK HAS TO SAY REEEEE
IN GAME UMP INTERVIEWS NOW
Didn't a bunch of Cubs fans die at Miller Park this year
>>144797738Umpchads choose when they speak
>>144797738>yeah, calling that strike a ball was definitely a call I was pretty proud of. it cost the team I bet against the game.
>>144797728Say something funny.
pop ups to the catcher absolutely terrify me
Does fox do these in-game interviews? i don’t think i can handle this shit all postseason
OH MY GOD BAUER IS BACK IN BASEBALL FINALLY
uh oh mets
LOL FUCK HOSKINS
YEAH SIT DOWN HOSKINS FAGGOT
>>144797773beisbol*
lol get fucked hoskins
Yankee legend Jake Bauers
"LOLMETS" POSTERS WE ARE SO BACK
SEWERS YOU FUCKING SHITTERS DONT FUCKING LOSE
>>144797798Not so fast
>>144797798lmao the most consistently retarded poster on /mlb/ his iq is sub 60 easily
LMAO META
>>144797798>turd world streamkek
>>144797798>povertystreamel oh el
Wtf happened
>Skinny CCHOLY PUKEOLA
>>144797798
>>144797798LMAO @ (YOU)
>thread suddenly slowkek Mets haters absolutely silent
Mets should make them interview Gibby and he just stands there grunting and chewing gum the entire time.>>144797849kek based.
berdbro here. take my anal energy, brewers, and win!
>>144797872Winky makin em seethe lmao
Interview Amy
I can feel a marky v homer in my balls
Did someone say Panama?
>>144797872our teams are busy playing, maybe try cubspie insteadI hear she (he) has some free time
>IS...IS THAT THE KELCE BROTHERS BEING IRREVERENT AGAIN?!
Hawk Tuah girl is rooting for the Mets.
>>144796487phillies fan herewho am i rooting for?
>>144797922cub-em tho
>>144797798shouldn't you be up a tree somewhere picking bananas?
>>144797908Are there actual humans that like Mr. Pfizer?
>>144797915
>>144797922give the cubbies a chance
>>144797922cubbeh
>>144797935Imagine being barely 20 and this is the top google result for your name. Forever.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hawk_Tuah
The little guy!
>>144797915>>144797935>america is idolizing a girl whose sole claim to fame is miming a blowjob on tik tokgrim beyond reason
>>144797953She's a CIA asset
>>144797967she literally isn’t real
you guys bought your strauss workwear, the official workwear of mlb? right??
>>144797953
>>144797987didn’t they make the uniforms for the nazis?
>>144797969Wouldn't surprise me. There's been a lot of forced celebrities but this is the most artificial one I've ever seen.
"LOLMEST" IS BACK ON THE MENU!
>>144797987>work
espn camera crew is so fucking bad lmao
why are there no black or latinx ppl at the brewers stadium?
Big Game Turang
ROFLindor
MEST MODE ENGAGED
>MEST
>>144797987By 2028 the sponsor name is going to be bigger than the team name/city name on front of the jersey.
LOLMETS
ITS OVER. I'M DONE WITH THE METS
You've heard of "Mettie Jetties", now try our new flavor:METTIE KEKKIES
>nobody covering 2nd
>>144797996YAY
wow mets down to 24%
>Suddenly, the entire team had forgotten how to field the baseball.
CHEERIO
based slide into home plate when there’s no play at home. shades of my nigga pete rose
>>144798003wisconsin is cracker clay
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK
Based double agent Tyrone
>>144798040All those Somalis disagree
Sevvy ain't got it
>>144797908>WELCOME TO THE UNPREDICTABLE!>THE UNFORGETTABLE!>THE UNBELIEVABLE!
>>144798048that minnesota
>>144798048That's minnesota retard even I know that.
UNDAUNTEDNDAUNTED
>>144798027
brewers lead :)
>>144797922They played better against the Brewers this year4-2 against the Brewers and 4-6 against the Mets.
>MESTOH NO NO NO
its over
>IT'S BIG>IT'S DAUNTING
Am I racist or do William Contreras and Willy Adames look exactly alike?
>>144797935I bet she throws a nasty spitball.
>>144797804>>144797814>>144797824>>144797833>>144797842>>144797849>>144797930AHAHAHAHAHAHA EAT SHIT NON-BELIEVERS
brewers are /tg/pilled
>Sale just added to playoff rosterthe fuck? I thought rosters were locked in
STOP SAYING MEST STOP
hawk tuah girl will come through in the clutch
I have never watched a baseball game in my whole life
If I hear that Scrubs T-Mobile commercial one more time I’m going to shoot up a school
>>144798048Ok retard
>>144798096you can still laugh at the mest kek
rally doink is rolled, its over for you central CHUDS
Is Kamala a Mets fan?
>live in california>get a commercial for a wisconsin politicianfucking hell
>>144798105i grew up in a middle class family...
WEW
>>144798105She DID work at McDonald’s, the official restaurant of the New York Mets
LOL
>>144798105gayants and pretends to be a doyerpaco too like a dumb BITCH
KEKMESTS ROBBED!!!
FUCKING DEADBALLS FUCK YOU MANFREDOUR ASS IS IN THE JACKPOT
>>144798099Are they gay together?
Inject Chourio’s semen into my bloodstream
>>144798072Lmao never seen these.https://youtu.be/mDqzWRM0ar8?t=59
is Chuorio the NL RoY?
What a play by Chourio
Welcome to hawk-toahber
>>144798117her husband is a doyerpaco kek
>gay mest
>>144798115Whose dick do you suck to get appointed to a position at McDonald’s?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROBBED
nice play idiot
from hero to goat
>>144798130Maybe. He's more deserving than Skenes
dropped it lol
>muh chouriolmao get fucked
>>144798130Never mind.
Not so Chourio there
Never mind. Pump the semen out of my blood
kek cheerio
is this real?
Damn is every ball gonna end up in Chourio's mitt?
Churro giveth and churro taketh away
>>144798162>recker
>>144798162yes
>>144798130Merrill then Chourio then Skenes
*ring ring*....*ring ring*....
>>144798162U don't wanna know how many baseball bats he had...
>>144798162thats a 10 baby oil bottle ass right there
>>144798182HELLO!??????? HELLO!!??????
>>144798182hey boo what's up?
KEK WHAT A BITCH
this game is good
METS FUCKS YA!
what the fuck
Heads up baserunning
Good effort.
METTIES OWN YA AZZ
KEK!!!11
>>144798162>reckerkek kek kek
>Mest-SewersGood show, lads, I'm entertained.
Meme magic is real
woowoo
HOLY FUCKING BASEDGLESIAS
Dumb q why couldnt he tag out, do you have to force out on first???
>playoff hoskins defense strikes againkek
Maybe everyone here should just stay calm and not overreact whenever there is a lead change because these teams both kind of suck
>geico halloween commercialit's officially october boys
>>144798222god was against him
>>144798222he was running full speed at the bag and had to catch the ball head high how is he going to magically make a tag in a split second?
rally doink done did it agin
My White Sox would bootyblast both these teams.
just fucking kill me
>>144798235I could have done it.
>>144798227A back ad forth ball game deserves back and forth reactions
I do not like the mest.
What time do my cubbie bears play?
>>144798227Both teams suck except the Mets.
I Survived the Semen Slurper of '24
>>144798245April
>>144798244You secretly do though
>>144798245When you rope
>>144798232It’s not October until every NFL game is pink
Why is every Mets game frenetic?
OH NO NO NO ADAMES
>>144798244don't.
Adames spilled the spaghetti
>Willie A Dumb Ass
>>144798260we are the protagonists of the sport
>GAYSCONSIN>GAYSCONSIN>GAYSCONSIN
EKE LOL OH NO FAGGOTDAMES
WINKY MINDFUCKED YA
>>144798245Roughly T+ 3,456hours.
>Sewers
>brooers
>green gayLMFAO
>>144798256Pls no pipi field is comfy. Otherwise, fuck off. 2000.
kek lol wheeze
OMG METS
Brewers really are the Packers of baseball..... Broo nord..... I'm so sorry....
KEK SEWERS
They're on the ropes Pete. Please just do something.
wheeze!!!
let's go mets! hi bums, remember me? what's up
>>144798260every team gets mocked, but people don't actually watch and realize they have played their hearts out all year. BASED FUCKING VIENTOS!!
HEEBIE JEEBIES EKE! EKE!
Sorry, Brew Crew. Hoskins defense lost us a couple of playoff games as well.
>>144798260They're either the most entertaining team in sports or complete dogshit, no in-between
"LOLMETS" POSTERS IN COMPLETE UTTER SHAMBLES!
>>144798264I’m starting to believe…
most valuable primate
>sewers
LMAO>LMAOLMAO>LMAO
God is a Mets fan, as they say
>>144798227calm-em
>>144798281We will have our rematch. I know you want it.
oh my kekkies!
>pissconsin
>>144798298at least Vierling's getting his revenge against the astros this week
pete's tits are huge
Send them home Pete.
>pete walklonsoI'll take it I guess.
Gaysconsin kek
why does everyone have butterfingers?
I play catch with my dad
I can honestly say there is not team I hate more than the Brewers. Hope they lose hope completely after this embarrassing defensive performance
JD Martinez will strike out. He is ice cold rn.
Dude has that cool dad vibe, he's definitely enjoying every second of his time with the Mets
>>144798342top tier jinx metsbrah
OHMYGOD
k its over>leaves thread
>gaysconsin
>
>Assby
>>144798342Apologize.
Brewtrannies...
based JD
Mets are easily the best team in the NL right now.
>>144798364sorry
>Pooerslmfao
KEK OH NO NO NO
>JD doing....somethingHoly sheeet
this game's over. guess i'll take a break til the poodre/gayve game
87% Mets!
the mets are going to destroy my doyer in the nlcs if we ever make it there
LFGM
JD LETS FUCKING GO
nu>>144798378>>144798378>>144798378>>144798378>>144798378>>144798378
>>144798342OH NO NO NO
The funny thing is Mets BP can still let them back in
>>14479838219%ers on suicide watch.
F for my nigga nord broo croo.
>>144798382>win probabilityQuite easily the dumbest, most meaningless stat to ever be created.
eke...EKE!!!
>>144798397to be fair that 19% leaves plenty of room for this timeline
>>144796845fuck you lindor you were better as an indian
