Game 1It's on ESPN. First pitch: 8:38 PM ETAJ Smith-Shawver vs. Michael King Lineups below
Braves' lineup
Padres' lineup
Padres by 10
>>144799095shit teams
>>144799095One gay ass team
>Sale out of the postseason lineupBraves are getting swept
Explain to me how we’re not all supposed to be rooting for a Yankees-Dodgers World Series.
Go Padres!
Nanashi Mumei supports your San Diego Padres
>shitaly let his dog ruin his hat right before the seriesReminder if the padres lose it’s because of his bad luck
>>144799169because an 84 rematch would be more fun
>>144799169the MLB wants you to want that, for that reason you shouldn't want it.
even if the padres advance you're on bath salts if you think they can win 3 of 5 vs LA
Revenge for 98No Gwynn to save you now
>>144799200Ohtani is going 0-12 in the NLDS, Dookie Butts too
>>144799200First time?
>>144799200I don't know if you've been following the dodgers this season, literally three quarters of their starting pitching rotation is out due to injurythey're pretty much fucked
>>144799200They won the season series though?
>>144799200Padres are 8-5 against the Dodgers this season, odds are more in their favor to win that matchup. Factor in how bad a lot of Dodgers players choke in the postseason, and it's pretty likely the Padres would win if they get there.
Mets have energy
>>144799213We have Cherub Gwynn now
Playing Metal slug attack reloaded to kill time. Rooting for dem Chadres, Yo! LFGSSDDDD!!!
>Matsui and Peralta over PerezAnyone else think this is weird. I don't trust Perez's stuff but he can actually pitch and I trust him far more than either of the 2 lefty shitters
Uh, the VP debate is going to begin soon.
>Padres sucked the entire time Rivers was QB and we never saw Phil chugging beers from a playoff suite
>>144799268Can't you add more players once you get to the DS?
>>144799200Padres are favored to win the whole shebang
>>144799284Rivers is a faggot
>>144799268They're backup last resort bullpen guys/put them in if we're ahead by a bunch. It's probably going to mostly be Yu Darvish, Jason Adam, and Tanner Scott doing most of the heavy lifting as relievers
>>144799285Yah I figure they wanted to go heavier on position players in a Bo3 series. IMO they could swap out Wade because Lockridge can be their pinch runner and the latter isn't a minus on defense
>The centerpiece of the return in the Soto trade, King spent a full major league season in a rotation for the first time at age 29, and it was a good one. He overcame a slow start (a 5.00 ERA and 6.30 FIP in April) to finish fourth in the NL in ERA, fifth in strikeouts (201) and strikeout rate, and eighth in FIP. He was particularly stingy down the stretch, with a 2.15 ERA and 2.69 FIP in the second half. During that late run, he added about one mile an hour to both his four-seamer and sinker, increasingly favoring the latter, and worked ahead in the count with greater frequency; he boosted his first-pitch strike rate from 64.5% in the first half to 69.0% in the second, a rate that would have ranked fifth among qualified starters if he had sustained it for the whole season. As Ben Clemens recently pointed out, the improvements made King’s sinker/changeup combination particularly effective (he notched 118 of his 201 strikeouts with those two pitches), especially within a pitch mix that also included a new-for-2024 slider that introduced more lateral variation.I'm so glad he turned things around, he helped me win my fantasy league, I'll love you forever, King
Sale is throwing a no-no in game 2 so tonight doesn't even matter
go cubs
>>144799300I already got scarred in G1 against LA when Morejon and Scott were burned with Ohtani on deck. They might wanna carry an extra lefty against them if they get to the DS. Matsui walks too many guys and Peralta is far too hittable for a GB specialist
>>144799289demonstrably false
>>144799341Sale is not in the Brave's postseason lineup
>>144799341>no sale in the seriesyeah it's over. doyers/poodres nlds confirmed
>>144799341He's not allowed to pitch in the series at all retard. The braves lose in 2
>>144799284He's welcome back anytime, Riv is just living his king hick life atm
>>144799341mate you're a retard
Suarez gives up a 3 run homer in the 8th, Padres lose 7-5
Haven't been on /sp/ since 2011. Where are my Barves tripfags? Shaw, Barvesfag62, Phils Autisticman, etc.
>>144799395Oldfags will remember this:>successful ventilation
Didn't realize it was 3 straight upsets so far today
I'm a braves fan and even I am not delusional enough to think we win a single game
>>144799412anything can happen in baybaw!
>>144799412It's postseason baseball, m8. You literally can't predict this shit. Just watch and hope for the best.
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>>144799425I've been watching my whole life, some of them you can predict
Michael King will go 6.1 IP, 7K, 3 H, 1 R
>Dodgers get 6 consecutive home playoff games if the Padres winLOS ANGELES LOVES THE PADRES!
>>144799289He just had 2 more kids since you posted this
Who the fuck is this whiny voiced hebrew
>>144799444SAN DIEGO LOVES THE DODGERS
>>144799452Probably a mest fag
>>144799095>stinky toilet bowl Poodres vs. the Shatlanta Barfsabsolutely disgusting matchup tbqh
>>144799412I imagine winning that one a few years back makes it easier to sit back and chill in situations like this where half your roster is dead
>>144799401man those gamethreads were always fun. The ones with the Phillies were always the best
>>144799095Shit tense
>>144799366NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I only watch Broves games because of him
>>144799469It certainly doesn't make you want to slam your head through a wall like it used to
The Padres uniforms are pure white before they put them on! Piss and shit!
>>144799460LA HATES THE DODGERS
>>144799200I pray to christ Roberts puts Kershaw in
we WILL have a parade
poodres KEK
So this is just a Padres home broadcast and not a national game huh?
Harris should steal
Kek poodres are so pathetic
wheres italy
>>144799515Big deal they had to leave early to beat the traffic. That's not a major gotcha
SD fans are insane, how much of a certified retard do you have to be to make them become blasé to your NFL team?
I hate both these teams
>>144799515patheticgood thing my doyers won the next two and clinched the division at home anyway :)
>>144799559I hate you, and I don't even know you. Faggot.
>>144799425Wrong, some people shrink under the pressure of the playoffs. For example, Dave Roberts is a lock for a major blunder that will lead to the Dodgers being eliminated.
>>144799562Cause that’s worked out so good for you the last two years?
>>144799550>blaséget a load of this faggot
>>144799550you can't just call people insane and then use a word like blasé
>called strike ump camKINO
>that ESPN camerawork
>>144799444Didn't work out so well the last time they faced in the playoffs.
>that kino umpcam POV shot of ozuna from da barves yelling at you
go padreswith lovevegas golden knights
Nice let's just miss a bunch of key pitches from that retarded fucking camera angle. Oh what a surprise
>>144799578knowing the SP is ded I'll take the small victory of winning the division
>>144799570
I'm not an anti baseball queer like the rest of georgia
>>144799594never forget kek
B L O O PLOOP
No homo but Matt Olson is a handsome guy
Nice strike zone faggot. Try paying attention
every october i'm reminded of just how terrible all national broadcast networks are
Come on, Soler, unlock that 2021 magic.
>>144799593You should apply for a job in the Doyers front office you’d fit right in
>>144799614espn is by far the worst, you can tell they don't put any effort into their baseball coverage
Nice inning by King absolute DAWG
Ozuna from da Braves?
>>144799626AppleTV is worse but ESPN is t that far behind
Kek soler was such a a questionable pickup. Not Luke Jackson bad but he's been horrible
My wife is insisting we watch Halloween bake championship before turning the braves on. How do I get her in line? I'm thinking of going muslim
>>144799638
his sinker has crazy movement, you love to see it
holy shit the black woman in that verizon ad had such huge tits
>>144799642my sick son literally won't let me put the game on so we're in this together brother
Run support for my nigga King!
>>144799642i'll talk to her
>>144799639appleTV camerawork and production are really good(except for the made up meme stats) its just the broadcasters are bad, everything about the ESPN baseball production is bad
>>144799645Nice bling
I wish CBS would pick up MLB again.https://youtu.be/95kTST5KtLw?si=qKsTEYkN1HMnWRz_
>>144799642You be a good boy and watch the baking show.
>>144799653t. faggie she-man
>gayves starting a minor leaguerlol they're not even gonna try
>don't steal >Get 2 base hit>Don't score cause never stealIt's almost like they want to lose
>>144799665I was a massive braves fan in the 90s. I feel like watching this series is like being a kid again
Let’s fucking gooooooo Padres
its over
TATIS
FERNANDO TATIS JR WITH THE FIRST HOMERUN OF THE POSTSEASON
You had a good run braves
>>144799642might as well watch the bakeslop lmao
Sweep them Poopdres, bravos
BASED
>BARFS>BARFS>BARFS>BARFS>BARFS>BARFS
future GOAT
Lmao knew that was coming. Make this kid throw 120. Don't use a single bullpen arm. Make kelenic pitch from the 6th on
>>144799095
el ringworm
YAY
Braves getting ass fucked
NOT MY GAY BRAVES!!!!!
FERNANDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>144799604Is GA anti-baseball? Braves are a good team pretty much always
Sure be nice if Shawver had gotten all that experience in spot starts this year instead of the billion chances they fucking wasted on Elder, fuck it I’m just happy we made the playoffs after this garbage year
I just took the braves at plus 475. I'm basically printing money now
alright I'm out barves bros. see you next year
Is this supposed to be an opener for a bullpen game or was this the actual starter?
>>144799717Even worse: Just make Luke Jackson pitch
James Shields lol
snitker looks like he wants to cry
>>144799741Is he even on the roster?
GIVE ME A STREAM THAT ISN'T BEHIND. BULLSHITT I CAN'T WATCH IT ON MY MLB APP. FUUUUUCCCKKKK.
>>144799738He has sub 30 innings in the majors. He's a minor league starter
>Jurickson ProfarI'm thinking it's my new favourite shitty name
>>144799746I was watching one behind and had a friend spoil it, I have one now but I won't give due to losing the quality
Gay Braves goin downon yellow and brownthats whats innnnnnnnnnGivin in to cardinal sinCum right on the chinthats whats innnnnnAsses really looseTatis stuffin our caboosethats whats innnnnnnn
>>144799746methstreams
>>144799746Use a VPN
>>144799753I kinda like seeing my discord spoil it but mannn, also Werrill!
>>144799771They're going to spoil this loss, Padresbro
>>144799730Clearly you were born after 1991.
>>144799746You can watch it on your mlb app if you connect your tv providerhttps://commerce.mlb.com/postseason
>Brown helmets>Leave yourself open to being called the ShitheadsDo South Californians really?
Poodres are really going to commit the crime
Braves will have a position player pitching by the 7th
>>144799783Not even going to mention that their other color is piss yellow?
>>144799579>>144799582blasé ass niggas
Lifelong Braves fan here. This team really just isnt that fun to watch desu
Suarez is still going to blow it for the Poodres.
>>144799750so bad it’s good
>Dave Robert's having a watch party as they see my Chadres tear up Barfs to shreds Uhhhhh.... Whatcha watching for anyways?
This nigga really blew a bubble while catching a ball
jints took the bum ass manager off our hands and suddenly we're hosting playoff games
>>144799796Honestly I'm still shocked your hospital team made the playoffs
Are the poodres really about to mercy kill the gay braves?
>>144799791Nah piss is too gross
eduardo perez used to play on my cardinals
nobody watching faggot and the npc debate the for the future of Israel?
What are we drinking tonight?For me, it's a Westmalle tripel (best beer in the world).
Fucking Druskie with the brewskie
>>144799824we already know tampon tim is winning
>>144799824the only bombs I want to see are the blasts my team sends to the stands
>>144799796Because half your pitchers are dead and so is half your field. At no point does it actually feel like they could possibly turn it around with a big inning. you know the pitchers giving up 5 more, you know soler won't do shit and probably commits a fielding error. At no point in the 5 through 9 hitters do you feel like a big inning is possible except for 1/10 from laureano or urshella, but not when you need them. It's a bench warmer squad
Padres have been on fire for so long they might make the world series
>>144799808Dodgers will have 6 consecutive home playoff games if the Padres advance.
>>144799833>beercelgot a nice bottle of Sancerre
>>144799824>politicslol, lmao even>>144799833Been sober for a month, water and the occasional dr pepper for me
Kill ESPNBehead ESPNSlam dunk ESPN into a dumpster
>>144799848
>>144799844Still +1000 for them to win the 'orld 'eries
>>144799837yep, pretty unexciting, but honestly, this is the team that will end up winning it al
>>144799857Petco Park is the Dodger's second home.
>>144799837Stop, you’re hurting my feelings
>>144799854>he quit drinkingwe had a good thing you stupid son of a bitch
>>144799844They have a mission to bring a world series to SD, Peter Siedler is watching over them. It's what he wanted and envisioned for this franchise and city that never had no championship, only heart breaks :(
>>144799747Most of those were last year where he looked really good, he was in line to get a spot this year and looked really good on his first start but hurt his oblique and had to go on the IL for over a month, because it’s literally been that kind of fucking year for us, and by the time he healed up Scwellenbach had figured things out and was pitching really good. Also management is just insistent on getting fooled by Bryce Elder a dozen times for some reason
>>144799877The Padres will move to another state before they win a WS in SD.
>>144799870No they won't, because to add to ALL of that they also play with absolutely no fucking urgency. They don't manufacture runs in any way. Leadoff single with the fastest guy in your 9? Not even a fucking thought of stealing in the early pitches on the first two batters. Just praying for an Ozzie or Ozuna homer. Not only are they playing poorly but they are playing foolishly
>already gotta warm up the bullpenthis dude sucks
Yea, this games over. Congrats padres on your NLDS ticket
>shit-shitverhe's shit
>>144799808to see what a real postseason atmosphere looks like
>>144799870
>>144799881Well it looks like starting a fucking nobody with 2 pitches against one of the best hitting squads in the league might have been a miscalculation on their part. At least elder can throw a pitch with break. This kids going to get shelled for 8 if he's not out by the third
>>144799808trying to figure out the funniest way for the dodgers to lose this time
>Padres will literally avoid both Sale and Schwellenbachthis might as well be the easiest run to the NLCS for the Padres
gaygay shit-shartver
>have two last names
>>144799915hopefully this will usher in many years barves shitball
I even see Doyerpacos in the stands in their Doyer blue. Fucking kek.
you now remember this broken cracker
>>144799917
Love me Solano. This team is fucking locked in. Greatest accidental signing of all times.
shit-server
>>144799738Braves LITERALLY used up Reynaldo Lopez for an inning yesterday because they panicked over the Mets playing serious in game 2.
STOP THE COUNT
This inning could become a bummer
HE GONE
Smol boll. Gj Boys.
It's over. Fire Snitker.
can't wait to light this cracker up in the next round
Winnable...
>2nd inning>already going to the bullpen
It's Joever.
Why even pull him at this point? Let him get mine broken, you literally have nothing to lose he throws 2 fucking pitches he's not going to develop
>>144799908>falling for the regular season dodgers meme in 2024Padres were 5-14 against the dodgers in 2022 and beat them 3-1 in the NLDSthe padres are 8-5 against the dodgers this year
>>144799954Not happening with Ohtani on the Dodgers.
holy shit into the bullpen in the 2nd
>bummer
>>144799954I don't even think he'll be a starter this yearAt most he'll be a bullpen guy and we'll get another 2019 game 5 style implosion
>>144799954>peepoodres try to go one thread without mentioning us challenge impossibleWe're going to heem you if you get through faggot
>build your own parlay>profit boost
>>144799967Padres would have swept if we didn't start Mike Clevinger starting at Dodger stadium lmao
>>144799178I can't wait to see Mooms at the Padres Hololive Night next season.
The Braves were fucked no matter what with this double header issue, but they used up so many more pitchers than the Mets. Should've just used Holmes for more than like five innings.
>>144799970they should've just bullpen'd the game from the start
>>144799730Most of then are college football fans. The crowds in Atlanta are usually cgi or holographic
>>144799990kys
>
Not looking good for the Bravos right now. Hopefully they can at least win one game in the series and make the Padres work a little bit
>>144799893favorite team to watch to win last decade was the Royals.
After my braves get swept I can finally work on my alcoholism
>>144800001bruuutal
>>144799992Or you know treated the first game like a playoff game instead of squeezing another inning out of a rookie who’d already done more than anyone had a right to expect
Mets should've just swept so they could've taken a shot at the Padres instead.
vance is getting kwabbed in the other game right now
Padres will win it all.
new balans
>>144799998Stay mad fag.
these bravos bats could wake up at any momentt. increasingly nervous man
>>144800017you’re a sucker if you don’t see walz as a fraud too though
>>144800029you are an embarrassment to your entire bloodline anime fag
Arcia is useless
this is going too well sd bros. some shit is about to happen
I'm sorry, but did the Braves already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only the third inning. Does not having the lead in the 3rd inning count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Braves are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the NL East for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the MLB who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in an ESPN Night Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Braves are one of the best fucking teams in the MLB, they went 104-78 last year and would of won the World Series if the bullpen didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Braves win and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Padres just failed to get another hit when needed to get one, just like the Brewers did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Braves topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.
>>144799178>>144799990vtroons please stick to the doggie doos
Harris will not attempt a steal for a second potential scoring opportunity
>>144800013Schwellenbach has LITERALLY been the Mets bane all season long. Snitkner did nothing wrong. What he did wrong was putting in Pierce in the 9th over Reynaldo
thats what happens when you have a right handed 1st baseman
will arraez field in the post season?
>>144800051He’d be fine as a defensive guy if half the lineup weren’t fucking hurt or underperforming
>>144800056Mumei is now the official Hololive mascot for the San Diego Padres
>>144799954
padres fan here i love hololive
Hail to the King. Fuck yeah!
why does this pitcher sit on an invisible dick before each pitch
>>144800084mets fan here I love hololive
>>144800088makes the braves distracted because they start thinking about gay sex
lets go padres lets go hololive
>>144800088it confuses zesty bucks
king is about to get lit up
>>144800073I approve!
i almost feel bad for the barfs bros, they don't even have much chance
Dinger incoming
>>144800117
Wow good thing Harris didn't try and steal. Imagine having a big lead from second on a 2 out blooper haha. Imagine if that deep single in the first came with a man on second instead of first haha. Imagine if they played baseball instead of took batting practice haha
>>144800064Pitching him wasn’t wrong, bringing him out on the 8th for another trip through the top of the order in a save situation in a win and in game when you’ve had the best set up/closer combo in baseball was retarded and pure Snitker pitching mismanagement. And yeah he fucked in the 9th too, Lee or Lopez would have been better since Johnson had been struggling for weeks.
>>144800113why would you ever feel bad for Atlanta?
>blowson
king just making it interesting on purpose, he's in control
>>144800072He's a bottom 5 bat realistically in the league. I doubt there is a player who plays everyday who is consistently worse than him offensively. He has zero concept of situational baseball.
based belichick
barves
Reminder that Oceanside is already Dodger territory.
>>144800140at least she dresses like an old lady
got some height on that bitch
>>144800146KWAB
Yeah, that was definitely a strike
>>144800150obsessed
Genuinely why even waste your bullpen further here
Tatis is definitely making up for the time he missed out on in 2022.
>ringworm
>the game threads that break /sp/
>>144800167Think of all the sexual tension
>>144800178based
As someone who willingly watches the Hornets and the Panthers, this is getting into “please just don’t embarrass us” territory already
machimpo sucks
new to baseball lads, of these two teams who are the good guys and who are the bad guys?
machuddo votes against his own economic interests
>>144799996baseball hasn't been relevant in the south since jimmy carter was a kid (he's watching the braves on his birthday goddamn)
>>144800164Fried will pitch a CGSO tomorrow. Also realistically it's not like the game is out of hand yet and none of the people available out of the bullpen are ATL's good relievers.
>>144800198the Padres are always the good guys
>>144800198Bad guys are the doyers and astros, everyone else is the good guy
>>144800178That one really hurt
>>144800218I thought it was out when I watched it
no one cares doyerpacos
>>144800202except he's rich so he's not lol
>>144800195braves had like 6 swings at tying it up. game ain't over
>>144800204>not out of hand>9% chance to win
>>144800204They aren't playing like they are the worse team and that's a problem, because they are. They should be clawing and scratching for runs. They could have scored at least once now by moving Harris over, possibly twice if he's on the move with 2 outs. How many leadoff or 1 out singles can you fucking have before you say, you know what, let's try something, let's not just fucking sit on our hands and pray for a huge dinger
>>144800248vance lost
>>144800198the poodres are the bad guys
>>144800264Joe Musgroves ears are the bad guy. Why are they not pitching?
d'Arnaud seems a lil autistic
>>144800212maybe exclusively in national, else you're saying the fucking stankees are the good guys
Darnaud, the fucking catcher is the most valuable base runner on the braves tonight so far. That says everything there is to say about the urgency this team feels
Yankees gave us King and took Soto off our books
these helmets are fucking gay and soulless
>>144800277no one cares doyerpaco
Bros I am literally addicted to AI, I don't even do anything with it. Its like gambling but without money
that sweepers nasty
>>144800274>>144800281Travis will always be based
King dicing and slicing braves. He should save the Pen and go 7th inning shutty or CG.
>>144800293>Bros I am literally addicted to AI, I don't even do anything with it. Its like gambling but without money
https://youtu.be/zIh5AHxh-Okthread theme
>>144800293you'll be bored of it soon enough, once you run out of prompts and loras to try it becomes unfulfilling
american medical commercial side effects disclaimer voiceover gf 2024
>>144800293>they all look like childrenthe rope beckons
>>144800255They don't play situational baseball. They could have a guy on third with no outs and the next 3 batters will all strike out swinging for le meme dinger.
>>144800315she 800 years old
>two travis kelce commercials in a row
>>144800306I'm Recker and I know it.*techno dance*
>>144800327It's gonna be like this all month>kelce ad>momala ad>local politics ad>kelce adkill me
>Watching this shit show instead of the VP debate
>>144800321And the age of consent in her realm is 1800, enjoy prison stalker
>>144800287doyer no. fuck the city of Los Angeles and everything in it.
>>144800330recker doesnt dance. he would crash thru the floor.
>>144800345
kek doyerpacos
>>144800302Aren't you secretly a Doyerpaco?
>>144800339>watching the VP debate instead of baseball kinoyikes
This game fucking sucks
padres are paying that man $300m by the way fully guaranteed
>>144800316Which is why they are not just losing but getting embarrassed. A slap to the face of their fanbase
pacob owl soon
>>144800365hey you gotta take on a couple quarter billion dollar contracts to make an omelette
>>144800337>keeping it on during ads>not muting the TV >even watching TV at all
black fatigue
i like the ad for that one medication that can split your taint
>>144800339>watching the most unimportant debate of each quadrennial did you watch biden-palin in '08 too? or were you still in your dad's sack
>accept the rally doink barves, we don't need these west coasties in our 'offs
>>144800373
>>144800393i was 23
this guy sounds like a complete retard
>>144800404me on the right
>>144800406no southerner has an iq over 80
>>144800359Draw something in MS paint instead
>talking about another mans body languagepenispn kek
>>144800428
>>144800431there it is lmao, the best sign of all time
this game feels over, which probably means the barfs are gonna win
>>144800404Me tooAnd literally, actually in Iraq
King is him. CG perhaps?
>>144800440thank you for your (((service)))
>Max Fried starting tomorrow See ya for the final game on Thursday Dads.
coach primate spotted
if we get another SD/LA playoff series dozens of chicanos will injure each other
HNNG did anyone see that Carfax Tomboy QT with the thick thighs?
>be braves>be gay>also be bad at baseball
>>144800461all west coasties out of the offs NOW!
how old is this braves pitcher, 50?
Jimmy Carter just passed away at 100RIP
>>144800459and there he is
>>144800466yeah that was hot as fuck
How does a man end up with a hyphenated last name?
>find NL East Chad
>>144800479they traded names
>>144800473JIMMY'S IN A BOX
this is boring even as a pads fan
>>144800479>be paco
lets put a smile on that face
>>1448004734chan killed him. CHUDS
>>144800402fake, doyerpacos aren't skinny
>Barves will have no fresh arms out of the bullpen for tomorrow's gameYikes!
You all know that Yankees-Dodgers would be pure k.i.n.o. Why lie to yourselves?
el beisbol
>>144800473Nah Fernando Valenzuela is next
>>144800504because it isn't 1950 and it won't top this
>>144800500this team is halfway to cancun they don't give a shit
>>144800519just put it to your lips and see how it feels... you know you want to.
>STEEEEEEEEEEEE
based umps ending this shit faster
Just tuning in, guess blue is calling literally fucking everything Jesus
10K for King.
>blue
>>144800527kill yourself. do it right this second.
jon lovitz actually looks pretty good
Leave the Brave's postseason to me.
the fix is in
>>144800554I want y'all to win...
I think Joey Lucchesi mind raped the Barves
wife is chimping cause she found the kate bush drawer but at least my padres are winning
>>144800558gayves are cooked....
>>144800571your ai wife?
tatis hasn't done shit since coming back from peds
>>144800574Wtf kek
>>144800574I remember that play kek
>>144800574lolol rekt
padres haven't had a hit since the tatis homer in the 1st inning
>>144800582He gave us a 2 HR shot lead the first inningo on the first pitch.
>>144800582once he finally gets rid of those worms he's gonna turn it on
it's just me and the anime fag in here. fucking grim, thought this was a playoff thread
>>144800606didn’t cronenworth get a hit?
>>144800620im here anon
>>144800620>it's just me and the anime fag in here.im still here and im an anti-anime fag
they need to DFA machado
>Petco Park is 12 miles from the Mexican border>Majority of the crowd are white
Chavez can't keep getting away with it
>>144800620I'm here, Padres ain't losing so there's no ohnono poodres/Dodgers fan to root for our failure.
>>144800620>>144800633Oh hi
Old fart Jesse still got the stuff
>>144800642don't jinx it faggot
>>144800620dodger faggots are 90% anime fags so those NLDS game threads are going to be dogshit
Yankees lost the Soto trade.
MY Atlanta braves look like dogshit at the plate and have embarrassed me tremendously (again)
What pic do I send to a barfs friend...I'm thinking this one
>>144800658you mean kino and based
yankees traded this dude so they could sell Soto jerseys to casuals
We fucking won that Soto trade. 12K for King!
barfs getting gaped
>>144800672
>>144800678For one season, kek
what a KING
>>144800665I'll laugh so fucking hard if joto goes to the metsHonestly if the yankees don't break the bank for soto then cashman should be fired immediately
>Kevin Brown>16 Ksholy fuck
>>144800680King is on fucking fire tonight. Crazy how many Ks he's getting on those sweepers. Just nasty stuff.
>>144800684How the fuck does Ron Washington still get manager jobs?
>medicine commercials with side effects that literally kill you
Why didn't Juan Soto gel with the Padres Domican heavy team?
Pharma holocaust when?
Braves lineup mid rn but holy fuck King is dealing
>>144800706they knew he used to piss himself when he was a kid>used to
>>144800706He didn't want to be in a small market team. Why do you think he's going off in New York?
>pulling kingweak
>Puke Jackshitenjoy the free 6 runs dadbros
>>144800719Crazy to think of SD as a small market team given how well their fans show up. I know there's probably bigger endorsement deals in NY but SD looks like a crazy nice place to play.
>>144800706He’s the one Dominican who likes cold weather
stfu espn, gayves aren't coming back
all my picks won today
boring fucking game
>>144800504fuck both teams, i want a comfy Midwestb owl (formerly actually cold)>>144800504
no one cares doyerpaco
>>144800719Pads seem like one of the best teams to play for. A contender in a relatively small market, with low-profile media, in a city where you can smash a different hot blonde every night.
>King outHere's where the Braves make their comeback
>crtl+f>"doyer" "dodgers" "doggie" >over 30+ resultsPoodrepacos rent fucking free!!! kekkies
they were nowhere close to hitting those sweepers
>>144800761guaranteed if robert soreass pitches
>>144800753Me with green hat>>144800734Padres offense always struggles against high era pitchers idk but they always do lol just need two insurance run or at least one.
>>144800761Do Dads go to Suarez in the 9th if it stays a 3 run lead?
>cash my Padres money line now>Portion of winnings on bravesI get to double dip this comeback this is going to be unreal
>>144800767kek they really do be like that
>>144800761suarez will give you at least 2, just need to find another run before then
but seriously has anyone figured out why they wear shit and piss colored uniforms?
>>144800767MY DOGGIE DOOS
Thank fuck the Padres have stopped trying because Puke Jackson js basically a human white flag
ohtani will go 1-3 with a walk 0 ribbi in game 1
>>144800794and that's a good thing, chud.
Watching arcia makes me physically fucking ill
>>144800638who do you think likes baseball?
>>144800802harper MINDFUCKED arcia
mets/brewers had 4 gamethreadswe're still on 1
>>144800785Brown Friar robes and golden catholic faith, silly billy.
>>144800802
Postseason Petco Park is more electric than dodger stadium could ever dream of being
>>144800806actually a rando in the crowd mindfucked arcia
>>144800802A T T ATTAB O YOY
wait wtf did poodres fans seriously do "beat LA" chants at a game where they aren't even playing??? so the meme was real?
>>144800816it's just the audio mix
Is Padres looking like Royals 2015 or Giants dynasty pitching?
>thread infested with doyerpacosyou should be mowing my lawn
>>144800825Nah man Petco is one of the best parks in the country even during regular season games. In playoffs it is just pure awesome.
Kek oh NOW it's worth stealing. Retards
kek this thread mindbroke the doyercord
>>144800703I want whatever laws Canada has that makes those commercials last 3 seconds and then disappear
>>144800816>>144800825they just built it for the acoustics
>>144800834Shame that Chargers player will never experience this. All road games for them. Also Jason Adam's!
Oh fuck I'm so fucking worried to hand this to Suarez if dads can't score another 2 here.
>biltmore commercial when the whole place is floodedbold
FRAUDLANTA
>>144800703>[brand-name drug]>do not take this if you are allergic to [brand-name drug]
How has this shitty office chair commercial been running for years now? Are people actually buying them?
pay your Fair Share chud
if they give suarez the ball i'm going to punch my tv
If King is on the Padres next year, he's getting a no-hitter.
>>144800855Honestly Qualcomm during the prime LT/Rivers years was also pretty great. SD crowds are always good if the teams are even halfway competitive and the owners aren't actively shitting on them.
rip pete rosewinky's silence on the subject really is deafening
Dbacks wouldn't have gotten blanked.Just sayin
>>144800870he's gonna throw an immaculate inning against these niggas
So King pitches game 1 vs the doyers?
>>144800832You have a lawn? What are you, a boomer? I have a native plant garden absolutely packed with Monarch butterflies.
>>144800870do it you won’t
>>144800875I'm fucking sad that Snell isn't with us, he would have been electric.
King would've hit a home run tonight if they hadn't pussified the NL by adding DH
>puke jackshit>poopoopeepeeves
HIGGY
HIGGY HOME RUN
HIGGY!!!!!!
Ahahajhahahahajajhahaa puke jackshit
HIGGY BOMB
>>144800876Exactly. No reason to fire Marty after a 14-2 season also AHHHHH HIGGY BOMB!!
aight i'm out bros
yep padres won the soto trade
>>144800896>>144800897>>144800898>>144800899>>144800900where did all these lifelong padres fans come from? they weren't here during the season
doyerpacos SHAKING right now
>>144800885He might comeback on a cheap discount.
Only shit these Braves, man
grand slam still ties it
barfiesnooze
I cringe when they do the arms slamming celebration thingthat's how bellinger popped out his shoulder
A HIGOSHIGOKANIAN BLAST
>King and Higgywhy are stankees players so good for other teams?
Oh fuck here we go Suarezbros. Hold on.
>>144800904tay is a philly fan
Maybe Preller should trade for more Yankees players. They seem to thrive more than under Aaron Boone.
>>144800907padres fans have jobs and don’t watch anime (no disrespect to 2hu)
hey doyerpacos, scared yet?
Dat Carfax babe
>>144800882based rejector of 18th century British faggotry
Here comes Suarez. Time for a Braves 5 run 9th.
>>144800938Coufax buddy
>>144800912I know his ass ain't gonna sign with Giants or NY, he loves SD with his heart. He may be a slow starter but he's still our loveable Snell.
inb4 suarez 1 2 3 inning to shut down the doubters
>Suarezwhy in the fuck
>>144800937No because Ohtani's bat will singlehandedly beat all Poodre pitching.
>poodres beating the barfs>still thinking about the dodgers??? why are they like this? seriously?
>>144800953Two righties he'll have a short leash
>fried next
>>144800951Would be good to see. Nice that the top of the atl lineup is already gone.Nice Profar.
>>144800961They're scared
>>144800953they need him
>>144800933>taykys
>>144800969i don't need you to reply to me
why didn't manfred give olson juiced balls this year?
>>144800969i bet you smell like surstromming
>>144800976I don't need your permission to reply to you
Well done Padres, well done...HOWEVER
here we go....
here we fuckin go
Did Padres fans even exist like 2 years ago? They have such a beautiful stadium but I distinctly remember that it was always empty
>>144800961>no one:>doyerpacos: GIVE ME ATTENTION I’M A GIRLit’s sad really
you can find me in sam clubshopping for some slop
Suarez you do have two other pitches you might consider using them.
One more out. Come on Suarez. You got this.
>barfs
what a play to end itsee you baseball lads tomorrow
padres take game 1
pathetic
Fuck yeah LFGSD!
My Chadres win game one! And a shutout too! Pure domination. GG braves, see you tomorrow!
>only 2 more hits than the bravesgame was closer than you think
>BARVES time to rebuild
GG Braves
>>144801019That's not how the game works.
>>144801019>almost+
>>144801019they had 2 fewer. closer even than YOU think
both sportscenter hosts are women now?
>>144801019Lmao no it was not, King was dealing
fuck the gay braves hope they get blown out tomorrow
>that hot girl in the tank top, full midriff showingI wish I Iived in SD.
>>144801060>san diego 6s
>>144800938somebody get me a screencap
>>144801045exactly, Padres are cooked tomorrow
>>144799538fast asleep, will watch the game today!
