>be houston>win division>lose in wildcard to detroitand that's a good thing
post korean baseball girls
>>144807545>AL West>division
>>144807556post cubs
>>144807545Shit teams
AJ Hinch is cheating against the Astros and they can't do anything about it lol.
stream?
is this nu?
>>144807595ESPN on abc
post female maids
Post female baseballs
bring hunter home NOW
Post charts. we need charts
heres stream: https://cracksports.me/mlb/houston-astros-vs-detroit-tigers-live-stream
its 233 why haven't they throw first pitch yet?
Division Power Rankings (in general not just this year):>NL West>NL East>AL East————— barrier of mediocrity>AL West>NL Central>AL Central
Game on and good luck Tigers>facing elimination with Diesel on the bumpLets get this game Stros
>>144807659centralbros own your sorry azz
>>144807659put some respect on dem centralbros
what is going thru his head right now?
>>144807659100%
>>144807695>i wish i was starting for the Mets today>my neck hurts>kate doesn't fuck me anymore
Strauss
>>144807695if only you knew how bad things really were
>>144807739i didn't even notice the strauss logo until now wow
>>144807592im so proud of him.I miss that lil nigga like you wouldnt believe
>they have a tigers hitters in the Astros lineup graphickek abc
>>144807625here
midgetuve needs to get hot
>>144807782ESPN is intentionally sabotaging these broadcasts and making them purposefully shit. They are mad as hell people aren't watching the WNBA playoffs and bringing everything else down with it to make those ratings look good in comparison.
These broadcasters are so fucking bad
McKinstry denies Altuve
good thing he did the "safe" gesture instead of running full speed
got damn
>slowtuveshow us your cute little feet that need 100 steps to reach first
>midget legs
>espn showing a zoomed in shot of the ump instead of the putout at first
>>144807832Umpchads RUN THIS SHIT
>>144807799i would have sex with all the WNBA players in that commercial though
I could use a cock to suck
did...did i just see 4 white people in a commercial?!
>genny is faster than this threadshit teams
>>144807886detroit really is the gayest city on earth
>>144807893it's just a pic related moment
>>144807903I don't get it. They're not even playing yet and they shit up the general
is detriot as bad as it was or is it really gentrifying?
>>144807924at least wait until the fucking weekend
>its a pitchers duel
>>144807932ive been to detroit exactly once. my ex (from MI) took a wrong turn and sped through 5 red lights to get back on the highway.
>>144807945Tigers are using an Opener, so 2-3 innings of this probably
>>144807932It isn't that bad if you stay in the civilized zones. I've worked downtown for years and never had an issue besides the occasional panhandler.
>AL2GAY
midge retard chuck
>>144807791What were the Mets thinking when they designed this mascot
Cheating dwarf is washed
Is it the year of the michigan man?>michigan natty>Lions NFC appearance>tigers good again
damn houston sucks kek. detroit are looking to be the 2023 dbacks this year, methinks
>>144807999>I want to FUCK that anthropomorphic baseball woman!
>>144808002all of baseball is on your side this october, good luck
Detroit gonna reget standing 2 RISP
>>144807999Blackrock will redesign her to be fat
>>144807999Must reproduce
>>144808002You will decide the presidency as well, good luck.
what do you think Bregman thinks about the situation in Israel?
As a Cleveland fan I have no clue which team I would prefer to play. The Astros always rape us and if the Tigers' hot streak continues I'm really nervous
>>144808085
>>144808122Irish Indians fan?How did that happen
Score some runs tiggers
>>144808139I was born in Ohio, moved to Ireland a few years ago
>>144808055and thats a good thing
>>144808166this pic makes me feel really envious for some reason
>he said the Indians....uhmm..
>>144808200oh my god, this is a problem
>>144808200hes good, its only racist if white people say it
>>144808187is it because you're a girl with small breasts?
Pete Rose got his own dedicatory plaque in LVBP's HoF, nice
>>144808262are you allowed to swim in the canal?
>ded threadwhere my unemployed anons at?
>>144808316im here anon
>>144808316Im watching the game but i honestly dont really care about the outcome
>>144808316took this afternoon off to watch my astros probably lose. here we go bros
waoow a 160 iq bossbitch detective who dresses inappropriately, this is literally me!
>>144808316I'm "working" from home while some plumbers remodel my bathroom. Very comfy at the moment, sent a grand total of 2 emails today
>>144808316I had an installation planned for today at a fancy apartment but those retards "need" a 24hour notice before working there. It's bullshit, probably some new secretary being retarded. So I just went home and am going to lie on my time card and say I worked my 8.
>>144808359She's sassy as well
>>144808383How many backshots did you take from them?
boring gameshit teams
>>144808462see the other 29 teams are shitMY team on the other hand. GOATs
>>144808434>backshots groid detected, gtfo. Baseball is a white man's sport.
>>144808481>white man's sport>dominated by latinos and asiansI think not.
>>144808316>tfw employed doggers Anon, but cushy office job lets me watch baseball on the clockFeels good meng
>>144808218>dodgers hatew nevermind
>>144808644shes not a real fan, not hispanic enough
>Alpoove>Trashstros>ASStros
>>144808700our AL dominance ends tonight.It was fun while it lasted bros.
>>144808505>one Asian>three latinos>dominated by latinos and asians
>>144808505>Whites account for 60.5% of players on major league rosters, MLB spokesman Steve Arocho said in an email. Arocho wrote that 29.6% of players this season are Latino, 6.0% are Black, 3.4% are Asian, 0.3% are Hawaiian/Pacific Islander and 0.2% are Native American.
Is Vierling a downie?
>>144808769the most representive sport in Americais baseball dare i say it "america's pastime"?
why do they show this shit on the broadcast
>>144808820it's interesting
>>144808820for women
>another low scoring semen slurper
>>144808814need to see the tummy
>>144808820To bait degens into betting.
>>144808820to encourage sports betting
damn Tim Kirkjian is an annoying dwarf
>Tigers bullpen game>Trashstros still can't get a hitIT'S ASTROVER
I'm tired of seeing those Bella Ramsey apple commercials holy shit
>>144808889This is every tigers game when Skubal isnt pitching. Must not watch often
>>144808846
>>144808826It's not. It's guessing & means nothing
>>144808906Not as good as i initially thought
>>144807659The central is the strongest division
>2 entire hits so far
>>144808814>>144808906need to impregnate
>>144808963you just dont get it man, its about the duel between batter and pitcher
>>144808902They had a bullpen era of 3.68 on the road. Good, but not unhittable.
>>144808907it's probability and does have value
>>144808938she's very plastic ngl
>>144808906>>144808814sex with skinny korean women
>>144809031aren't they all? I assumed you jacked off to tupperware too
>>144808942I love pirds
GIDPstros
>>144809041theyre chinese
>>144808987They've had a 2.71 bullpen ERA since the 1st of August. Only Cleveland is better
>pooston
>>144808984you got stream m8? I'm stuck following box so I got shit all to amuse me here
>>144809057>korean writing on uniform>plastic skinny attractive woman barely emoting>chineseNo langley, I don't consent to WWIII.
>>144809045some like pic is nattybut yes most have gotten some help(i like kpop for the music not to fap)
>no mention of KikuchiGuess he's starting game 3 if the Astros survive today
>bugspamming danish flag posting in gamethreadsomeone please ban this retard already
>>144809174hes already named starter if we survive
>if we survive
>>144809213it is a big if
>>144809160>yeji>nattyanon... i like her too but lets not kid ourselves here
>>144809206Oh didn't see that, last I heard he was on bulk relief duty for Game 2
>>144809025>Team A has a higher probability to win>But if team B wins, well that's also a real possibility Riviting stuff
Well this game is fucking boring as shit so I'm leaving this thread. I thought that you faggots said the AL Wild Card round was the greatest sporting event of all time. LOLAnyways I just downed>6 bud lights>boneless wings>pizza sticks>sliders>and a chocolate molten lava cakeThis Mets fan (AKA Real Baseball) is leaving Applebee's one happy guy. Mrs. is driving :) boutta go piihb.PS. see you in the world series orioles
>no hitsum...are we watching the same game ESPN?
Think they let Brown go for the 6th?
Kek getting out of the 5th inning is like winning the World Series for that Astros pitcher
>>144809025It would if they did it correctly. It doesn't compare a given situation (y count, x bases occupied, z inning) to past year's like this website does https://gregstoll.com/~gregstoll/baseball/stats.html#V.0.1.0.1.0.0 but ESPN just makes shit up. When fatlonso came to the plate yesterday the mets win probability increased by 10%. So fake.
>>144809160>(i like kpop for the music not to fap)they make music?
>>144809308tbf hes one of the few on the roster who havent won one.
>>144809160>i like kpop for the music not to fapI'd respect the opposite way more.
This feels like a game where Altuve or somebody like that hits some baby HR in the short porch and they win 1-0.
stream died, im outta here bros
>>144809360Bro, it's on ABC
>>144808885I think Tim is great at reporting and such but calling a game like this doesn't fit at all.
>Mike Greenberg shilling for ESPN Bet
>>144809346Hinch has their number think its 2-1 tigers with bullpen mayhem
GO CUBS GO YANKEES
>0-6
>>144809450sombody fuck dis guy
>>144809268i more find it interesting to just track the small changes from different events and as the game progressesdo you not like WPA stats?
REFSTROS INmanfred can't lose their big market team to detroit
>>144809381>owning a tv in 2024yike
This ump is dogshit on both sides
>>144809472Tiggies have this thing locked down. Its over for the TRASHTROS
>>144809381I live too far out to receive abc ota, and I don’t pay for cable
great strikeout
Tiggies about to blow their load
that was CRUSHED
TIGERS WIN
>foul ball hits part of the stadium structure, suddendly becomes a home runfuck this sport
TRASHTROS
cubs have the hot hand
KEK TRASHTROS
It's time for Houston to bring out the big gun
A MEADOWSIAN BLAST
>>144809523It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
that's ballgame
>>144809548yep
DAWG
has there been cubsposting today?
astros still have a 40% chance guys don't overreact
WE WANT HOUSTONCLAP CLAP CLAPPITY CLAPWE WANT HOUSTON CLAP CLAP CLAPPITY CLAP
>>144809523It bounced & landed out huebro that's a homer all day. Does it not count as a goal if a ball ricochets off the post?
DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETROIT BASEBALL
HAHA FUCK THE STROS
>>144809548Yordan will tie hes their only chance though
>>144809480>watching live sports on a small computer monitor when TVs are cheap as hellishygddt
>>144809557
>>144809480why would you not have an OLED TV
>>144809568>not casting from PC to TVbrainlets get filtered by this way too easily
>>144809566it's 1 run you fucking sperg
Tigods
>>144809480I got 3 TV's A giant one in the living room, one in my room and a small one i the kitchen.
Wait, how are the Tigers winning? Up until this point the "probability" said that Houston would win?
>>144809568>he owns a 4k oled for sports streaming in 1080p at best and maybe some goyflixOof.
So are the Tigers cheating?
>>144809594That’s the American dream baby
>>144809568I have a 27" 5K monitor that I watch 720p pirate streams on
>>144809593heebie cheebies
>>144809597A 99% chance of winning is still a 1% chance of losing
>poos done ass hoes
gaped loosest arseholes
>otherwise you keep him inAt 99 pitches? No way lol
>>144809586>He takes out the HDMI cord
>>144809655Cringe
>>144809563the goalposts are a structure that is part of the game. there's rules specifying that you must have goal posts, how big they are, etc.This ball was going out of bounds but there just happened to be a support beam in the way that put it back into play
>>144809610Strange cope
>>144809586>castingwhat is this 2013? You can pull up methstream on any TV made in the last 5 years.
>>144809560They had a 25% chance last night down 2 runs and 2 outs in the 9th. Maybe Vegas just overestimates them…
>>144809636So basically, probability means nothing
>>144809523It wasn't a foul ball, though; it hit the foul pole, which is in fair territory.
>>144809703Vegas has nothing to do with ESPN memelytics
are they going to collapse?
>>144809708very funny very cute anon
Homerun incoming?
>>144809728For Yordan, yeah
>>144809728astros backbreaker incoming.Tiggies well played you won this series
>>144809682No huebro, the yellow foul marker it hit is the edges of the field of play. Exactly the same as ringing the post, which is a goal in every single ball game I'm aware of.
>>144809711>foul polewhy have i never heard of this
>>144809685Good goy. Make sure you get the direct tv and mlb game pass if you havent already
>>144809682if it hits the foul pole its a home runvery well understood rule in baseball
>>144809728Tork only hits bombs, it's either a 500 ft dinger or he goes down swinging
>>144809740Cringe
>>144809764Maybe you shouldn’t rely on streaming, he struck out 5 minutes ago
torkelson is a trash bum
>looseton
>>144809799being a normie that hasn't swallowed maladaptive loneliness for decades
>>144809749foul pole and foul line are both considered the edge of fair territory, a ball touching either is considered fair (for the foul line it has to be beyond the bag before going into foul territory)
man I just rolled a 1 with two percentile d10 - what gives? probability is fake
>>144809807Yikes
>>144809749If a ball in the air hits the foul pole it's an immediate homerun, it's why things like the pesky pole and Kauffman stadium's left field are so infamous.
>>144809749Oh yeah this is an actual feature of all ballparks and acknowledged in the rules of the game, not unlike the goalposts of futbol as the other anon mentioned. I thought you were just being obtuse when calling it a structural element of the stadium lol
>>144809799tax benefits
Wtf did the audio quality of ESPN's broadcast just take a massive shit?
sound quality turned to radio quality all of a sudden on TV.
Why does the ABC audio all of a sudden sound like I'm listening to the radio?
>>144809854sounds like they're inside a trash can
>GIDPstros
>>144809807She'd look a lot better with less blush
>>144809854Iran shot a missile at the broadcast studio
>>144809859How the fuck is ESPN's broadcast so amateur, they've been doing this for 30 years.
Love me some Detoilet but hate me some Kia. Nevertheless would stick shift some of these bitches til they yell Rio Forte amirite
>>144809854>>144809859broadcast went black super quick and came back with the ass quality. probably the radio feed as a failsafe for whatever tf happened
sounds like the audio failed and it dropped to a radio broadcast as backup
>>144809890I thought it was only me
thanks for posting, I almost got up to adjust my antenna
I hate stats so fucking much
yordan, yainer and yalex are gay and overrated
>>144809910baseball is not the game for you then danebro
>>144809906>my antennaBased. Store bought or homemade?
Press S to shit on their grave
Toigurrs
>>144809920>yalexover>yainerunder>yordanproperly rated
>>144809944SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAND FOMT FUCKING COME BACKS
>>144809937redpill me on home made
>>144809679Like you
>>144809854it got cooked just like the trashtros
>>144809910>noooo you can't use math because.....you just can't ok
>>144809937some cheap crap I got at best buy, homemade sounds even more based
>>144809944Hey come on try to make some quality posts instead man
This AM radio sounding broadcast is kind of nostalgic
>>144809975ERG owns your ass!
>>144809955Yagi-Uda bros.., should we tell him?
>>144809955you can make a tv antenna with an old coaxial cable and a soda can if you have wire strippers and a soldering iron lying around
>>144809972https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMaJYQJE3NE
>>144809984they should have retro nights for shit like this broadcast wise.
Houston’s nbc office was just bombed damn
>and do you know who the Tigers have warming up in the bullpen? Jackson Jobe>Tim Kirkjian: *laughs like a girl who just had her butthole tickled*
>>144809985what is an ERG
>>144810028reckERG
Stats don't win you championships
Stop posting hot Korean women it is distracting when I want to focus on baseball
jobe time
>>144810041fire your whole front office and hire this guy, what could go wrong
Asian woman don’t do anything for me but Latina and some black woman do, why is this
>>144810041>in the year of our lord 2024>an adult baseball fan says this.when every pitcher throws high 90s fastballs up in the zoneand teams play for the long ball after launch angle revolution
tigods love hitting these astros don't they
>>144810041>
>>144810071Are you asian yourself? I'm mexican and I find latinas boring but white and asian girls cute
Tiggers...
feels like I'm watching a stream. the audio is behind by like 2 seconds
MY YANKEES WOULD FUCKING DESTROY THESE SHIT TEAMS IMAGINE LOSING TO THE TIGERS HAHAHAHA TRASHTROS IN SHAMBLES
>>144810092Im white
>the teenager in a high leverage situation with 4 innings pitched this season is dogshitno way
>>144810112it's like when I try to sync the radio to mlb.tv video
mets will not be facing either of these bums in the 'eries
>"That's a cute shirt, you need glasses pal."His wife was so fucking annoying they edited her line out of the commercial lmao.
>>144810128>22 years old is a teenager
>>144810092>I find latinasthat's because they are boring fellow CHI bro
>>144810054the game is about talentyes fire the spreadsheet guys and replace it with people who can find and develope talent
>>144810133i noticed that too lol
>>144810137I thought Latina woman were crazy, is that a cliche?
>>144810147>yes fire the spreadsheet guys
>>144810132AH OH EY
>>144810133Based umpchad dabbing on Ken even after retirement
>>144810147do you think major league teams have one or the other?
>those meme regular season stats>instantly gets sharted onholy fuck don't choke this tigers
UH OH
Astros hacking the pitch comms??
>bunt based.my dodgers would never bunt in that situation
>>144810170No. Source: have a latina mom.
>>144810147velocity is the most important stat in baseballyeah just find a talented guy, who cares if he cant throw 90+this isnt soccer kid
>>144810128damn if only the stats had told us...
Why are there so many beautiful blonde women in the stands?
uh oh... smelly cats
Hinch just fucked them putting this shitter in
looks like these tigers are going extinct kek
kid is shaking like a leaf pitting the pitchcom in his cap.
Lmao how have they not taken this dude out.
TRIPLE PLAY
BUNT
how do you fuck that up so bad
KEK what the fuck was that
tie game lads
KEK!!!!!! damn that was a close play
how do you not catch that?
Detroit's bullpen madness was going to implode sooner or later.
>Dropped the outIts over. Tigers just blew the series.
nice play IDIOT
tigers defense KWAB
YOU IDIOT!HTF DO YOU DROP THAT?!
HOW DO YOU DROP THAT YOU RETARD
>>144810187you can't serve two masters
>bags loaded for the midget
well game 3 tomorrow
kill me
>Jobber
wtf was that throw from the OF did he not think he was going?
>detoilet
HAHAHAH YOU DUMB N I G G E R S
holy luckswing
>sending the runner homeso based. my dodgers never would have done that
That pitcher is now traumatized
Nice small ball Houston
Why would u put a 22 year old in there
holy fucking kino
>TICHUDS
>detroit doing detroit things
This horrible format that intentionally screws up division winners on purpose to ruin them forever doesn't seem to be hurting the Astros right now
Holy fuck we’re in the lead
who the fuck watches dancing with the stars?
cuckstonio
>>144810352can't wait for a dino ebel october fuckup
>>144810344maybe he acted like he was staying or something
Catcher should have caught that earlier too.
>>144810378npcs
>hey new guy>you're in charge of finding talent and developing it>my only rule: no stats, spreadsheets, metrics, or data analysis of any kind
AJ Hinch is a fucking retard lmao. Why would you put the rookie in to begin with, and then not immediately take him out when you can.
>>144810343To be fair there should be 2 outs in the inning
Why the fuck would you bring Jackson Jobe on in the first place? Hinch is a fucking retard
>>144810378wine aunts
>>144810170They're loyal as fuck if you find a good one
>>144810405must've been trying to get some value innings typical greedy kike
>>144810391so this is how the whitesox were made
>>144810215>just get a guy who blows his arm out after 2 seasons
>>144810405>hinchcheatstro double agent
>Tiggers
Tigersbros...
The pitcher did fine. Tigers defense KWABbed up
>>144810447They all blow their arm out these days and need TJS
Playoff Tucker is actually the definition of dogshit
>>144810439the white sox are the end product of decades after decades of people making the wrong decisiongoing back over one hundred years
>>144807545Reminder that no team has won a 3 game wild card series after losing the first game>Inb4 whatabout 2020
well they stopped the bleeding now they just need to win
>>144810447just throw 80mph meatballs bro bc its bad for your arm
>>144810378i dont but some of the professional female dancers are hot
>>144810352>>144810211I like the self-aware Doyers fan, good luck in the NLDS bro hopefully the terror of Roberts ends soon
>Put in a trained pitcher>He gets outsWoah, coaches should learn from this. This guys is a genius.
>>144810071Bunda
>>144810484didn't they win a WS this century?
>>144810517so did the marlins but they are dogshit too
>>144810517Well yeah but Ground Zero was still smoking when they did it
GOT THE ASTROS RIGHT WHERE WE WANT THEM!
>>144810467easier to blame the rookie
Fucking retard tigers
>>144810517yes, more recently than the mets and dodgers. and only 4 years earlier than the yankees last
>>144810467The pitcher loaded the bases before the defense started falling apart & showed absolutely no sign that he had any chance of striking anyone out
>espn audio fucked up againlmao amateur hour
>>144810517wow they won a single world series in the last 118 years, they must know what they're doing over there
>the audio is fucked AGAINESPN is a joke.
uhhh abc you might wanna fix your audio
>>144810542>>144810467He loaded the bases without recording a out, the errors wouldn’t have been possible if he didn’t do that
why is the sound so fucked, it sounds like radio mics, and there's a delay
Wtf is this audio
tiggers already looking like they threw in the towel after 1 ab
Nice thot in the overalls
>>144810566>>144810569>>144810571>>144810576>>144810577DEI hires, prease understand.
>>144810577>brought to you by t-mobile
>ABC/ESPN can’t stop fucking up their own broadcast>delayed visual ahead of the audio>still no strikezone display
>curveball right down the middle 0-2 take
AlsoThe catcher could've saved both of those runs from coming in.
>>144810071you like masculinity and hate femininity
>>144810549Yeah but then they traded Fernando Tatis Jr for James Shields
PUT ESPN IN THE RETARD CHAMBER NOW
>use overhyped weak mind zoomer shitter in biggest game in a decade>lose when he shits the bed
LOS TIGRES
>>144810620>still no strikezone displayOnly a retard needs this
>>144810574He made one mistake with the hit by pitch, everything else was on the defense.
MATT FUCKING VIERLING
TIGODS
CHOKESTROS
>audio feed gets fucked up>pitch comms stop workingAt Minute-Maid Park, of all places? Curious!
i need a strikezone display and im not a retard
uh oh........ astrosisters.....
Pressley is such a fucking cuck this season.
Where should I go to law school msu or fsu, I’m from Michigan but Florida is a much nicer state
I prefer no gay strikezone box
>>144810391It worked for the A's
BAAAAAAAAAANG AND WE'RE TIED
>>144810691trust the experts!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>144810638I would make either of these women my wife tomorrow. We could figure out the language situation as we go.
>Disastros
TIGERS > CHEETAHS
>>144810666bunt doesnt happen if he doesn't let the first two on. im a jobe believer and the defense didn't do him any favors but you can't have it both waysalso LOL FUCK HOUSTON
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>i need a strikezone display and im not a retard
Pressley was ass in fantasy all year, shoulda kept Brown in to finish the sixth and they coulda gone to Abreu
no...NO!!!
LMAO
>>144810710just go to the university of Vancouver
fat faggot nigger tranny, martin would never.
>TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
>be me>trying to pick a baseball team >decide to pick a southern team bc I'm a New Orleans Saints fan>torn between Astros and Braves>both dropping out of the playoffs todayfml
>>144810710Why are you in Canada?
tigers got that dawg in em
>>144810736What site this rocks
>GameDay not inserting video in highlights
still 59% astros huh
>>144810620>He doesn't call balls and strikes ahead of the ump to get a natural feel for the zone ngmi
>>144810736what site is this? looks fun
>>144810717are you stupid? The athletics were the ones to use heavy stats when building their team. They didn't use scouts and the eye test
YEAH BABY FUCK THE ASSTURDS>>144810710>florida>niceI see why you are asking for help in making good judgment
>>144810774Las Vegas A's has Brazils colors
>>144810750But then I have to live and work in Canada for the rest of my life surrounded by Indians
what is he thinking right now?
>>144810717did you miss the entire point of the movie?
>>144810774>torn between Astros and BravesWhen you try to be a front runner, but 3 years too late
>>144810836i played with henry aaron
>>144810836
why are houston fans so quiet this postseason
I just ate 2 hot dogs when will my body be gym-ready?
>>144810836idk, probably something about sucking penis.
>>144810798well actually they did still use scouts and they had talent on their teams that didn't fit the "moneyball" undervalued type - like just look at their pitching in those years. very normal and traditional, just with extra marginal value towards the bottom of the roster
>doctor odyssey jfc who watches this shit
i need a torkbomb now more than ever
>>144810854COWARD
>>144810836bix nood
TRASHTROOOOOOOOOOOOOS
>>144810836>I invented the High-Five with a gay guy.
HADER TIME
It's just quite simply the Tiggies' year, stop the doubts, start believing
>TWERKELSON
>>144810905The same people who watch most network television that isn't sports or the news, women
>>144810798>They didn't use scouts and the eye testWho found Barry Zito, Eric Chavez, Miguel Tejada, Tim Hudson, Mark Mulder?
Abbott elementary new season looks so funny. Sheila is a boss bitch
>>144810881pls gib site
>>144810836We was champs annnn sheeeet
>>144810932can't find the zone
don't hyuck up now, get another score TIGRES. I need to see trashtros crying
>>144810816i'd never root for a vegas-based team, that's the definition of soulless>>144810846i guess i like to suffer
win probability calculator site: https://gregstoll.com/~gregstoll/baseball/stats.html#V.0.1.0.1.0.0
>>144810974ikr. that black hr tranny is literally me
>Hader>throws strikesPick one
>>144810937I gave up on them in may so anything else is just a bonus
Assbros, where did it all to wrong
>Gayder
GRAND SLAM LOADING
GRAND SLAM PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>144811007send that link to Winky!
>WALKS
>walking a .219 batter
>>144810971No, you don't know what you are talking about. Moneyball used analytics mostly
>>144811047linky winky KEK!
>>144811050With 4 straight pitches no less
wtf stro's
>>144810974Commie nigger show
G R I T
>>144811007thanks bro
>>144811049where is red emoji tho?
>>144810971Likely a bunch of scouts after being tipped off to how good they are based on statline scouting in the amateur levels.
>tigers padres world series
ball.
lol
AT ANY LEVEL
In play, run(s)
Do it
BASES CLEARING TRIPLE>GAYDER>ASSTROS
there's a mobile app tooKINO KINO KINO
>>144811059Moneyball analytics were focusing on on-base-percentage which was undervalued at the time. They tried to find guys who maybe had a low BA but got a lot of walks. I have a degree in mathematics so I understand this stuff but the focus on analytics that came after, the Sloan Conference shit, took away a lot of the soul of the game, the focus on TTO, the shift, bullpen games, it was gay as fuck which is why they had to bring in an analytics guy (Theo Epstein) to fix the sport.
OH SHIT>PISSTROS
lmao fuck the astros
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Damn Tiggies actually doing it. They'll be scary in the ALDS too
>cheatstros
MF ANDY
Gritty tiggys
KEK HADER GET FUCKED CHEATROS
it's over kek>TRASHTROS>TRASHTROS>TRASHTROS
buh bye asstr*s
IT'S ASTROVER
Couldn't happen to a better city
UHHHH HELLO KINO DEPARTMENT????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHJAHAHAHAHHAHABASEBALL IS DED LONG LIVE MEMEBALL
TOTAL HOUSTON COLLAPSE
>game is tied>ESPN has the odds at 50-50wow thanks, very necessary addition to the broadcast
KEK LOLFUCK YOU TRASHTROS!
KWABOTW
Hader? More like see you later loser.
HOLY FUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
lmao
TIGODS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ALDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ayo this guitar dude really did it
>another team fell for the Josh Hader meme
Winner plays Guardians?
>astros losing>royals winningyayyy!!
nice meat platter 1-2 pitch hader. KWAB
Should've thrown to 3rd
DISASTROS
We were 12-24We were 10 games backThis series has played out how I expected going in …Game 1 - Tigers win a close one because of the Cy Young winnerGame 2 - The Michigan Native who grew up idolizing Verlander wins it for his teamGame 3 - The deadline transaction proves his value yet again and the Astros advanceLFG
BUT WAIT, THE PROBABILITY WAS ON HOUSTON'S SIDE?!?!!
>>144811059>they signed an entire new team in 2002>they had no players already
>>144811197Mets Tigers World Series incoming
this announcer is really horrible at calling the game. yankees fags for real have to listen to this dude all the time?
>hader left the world series champs to blow games for these losersheh. nuthin personnel
I'm starting to think that the Astros are in fact NOT making Detroit seethe
>Astros bullpen watching the Toledo Mud Hens dougie all over their corpse
>>144811209>((ESPN))
LOL LOL LOL LOL GET FUCKED CHEATROS
Damn I thought yesterday was a fluke but I'm kinda surprised now lol
>>144810717>>144810971>>144811221denmark posts and he doesn't even watch the game in the gamethread he's posting in lmao
TRASHTROS KEEEEEEEK
>>144811223Manfred will never let that happen
These TV shows are further evidence that women are largely responsible for the downfall of society.
TIGODS RUN THIS LEAGUE
>>144811226Yes, I believe Yankees broadcasts are a humiliation ritual for consistently having one of the best teams in the league.
>>144811263WELCOME TO THE TIGERZONE!
AJ Hinch is stealing signs again
>>144811263Best team in baseball the last two months
>>144811221reread the post
i take it back. i like division winners getting eliminated in 2.
Don't worry, next season astros will exclusively hand hader a bunch of already won games in order to fix his stats so announcers can go back to fellating him.
Astros gave up kek
>>144807545KWAB
Do not let the Tigers winning distract you from the absolute dumb fuck decision to put the rookie in. This should be 5-0.
So happy to see Gayder get BTFO lmao. Fuck that diva shitter
>verlander left the world series champs for these bumsshiggy
beating the astros in the wild card is like winning a WS for the tigers
padres were smart not to sign haderthough i don't really trust suarez but we'll see
>>144811339Cope
>>144811330disagreethe rookie did fine and most of the runners weren't totally his fault
95 mil plus tip no refunds
>>144811339Let the shitters have their fun
not even gonna see Kikuchi pitch, absolute travesty, give him back to the Jays you cunts
Make that 7
>>144811347Padres have 3 or 4 better options than Suarez, they'll figure it out
>>144811330It was a genius move to inspire the bats to battle. Like a Commissar shooting a Guardsmen.
>>144811330idk 6-7-8 is probably the best spot he can get put in at, if he can't handle he shouldn't be on the roster>>144811350the two runs that scored were HBP and a hit. defense didnt do favors but cmon
>>144811293So who found Barry Zito, Eric Chavez, Miguel Tejada, Tim Hudson, Mark Mulder?
WHAT A SHIT FUCKING INNING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
press S to spit on their gape
>>144811363braves are also shit
>>144811411Kiss the rings commiefornia scum
these USAA commercials feel so condescending
>astros fans trash talking up 2-1>immediately blow lead
>turn on game just in time to see the Asstros choke it
>>144811432i'm a yankees fan
kek
>>144811444Just give Gronk a fucking membership already
>>144811411PPPPPPisssing on their faces
Why does rob gronkowski want USAA insurance so badly bros
>>144811395I came here to post this
>>144811444It’s part of the enlistment scam, gronk should have beat that old head to death in another time
SOON
>Hader back to 2022 trade deadline formLmao
>all the fagstros already leftdumb spic nigger fags fuck whoston
>>144811432At least you have the Texans with their negative point differential.Who am I kidding, asterisks fans are probably cowboys fans
>>144811489And there it is
>>144811385Not so tough without their 1st round bye
>>144811444Good, neverserved's are garbage
> tigers pitching rotation is Skubal and a bunch of random busts who had a 6+ ERA in the minor leagues > somehow these guys turn into studs in the playoffs after being lit up in the minors for years Unironically how is this possible and what is this dark magic
>>144811411SSee ya next season Trashtros
>>144811507zogbot
>>144811486Back to early 2024 form even. He sucked his first month with Houston.
>>144811517>>144811519checks out
>>144811519geicobot
who wants to make the celebration thread
>>144811548you've got three outs to go, don't get cocky
Is Hader wearing lifts?
>>144811564based houspie they azz
GO TIGGERS GO!!!!
This is so beautiful. The tigers. Who hadn't been here for 10 years. And they're doing this
>>144811511The power of friendship :)
>>144811564Houspie 'em!
>>144811564Holy lmaoRip in shit houspie-sama
Rip Astros
>>144811542AND EVERYWHERE I GOTHERE'S ALWAYS SOMETHING TO REMIND MEOF ANOTHER PLACE IN TIME
>>144811564
wtf are they pumping in crowd noise
>win division>get eliminated in 2 (day) gamesholy kwab
starting to think Yainer Diaz isn't a very good catcher
WHERES NEW THREAD????
anyone got a webm?i was in the other room
>>144811653Retard
Why don’t pitchers call their own games
please fuck my ass
I love baseball
>>144811666VERY high quality post
>>144811665some do, usually older ones like Scherzer that don't want to be told what to do
what are we watching after the game? abbott elementary or dr. odyssey?
>>144811694I've got young Sheldon reruns to watch
>>144811672Now this guy knows ball
>>144811694mother daughter exchange club 8
The producer of this show is an actual retard, what the hell was that stadium cut
>>144811694Going to the gym then I'll come home and watch the Brewers tie the Mets series
salami coming
>>144811389Kek
>>144811665Some pitchers do have a pitch comm of their own in their belt to tell the catcher which pitch they're gonna throw next. Bassitt called his own games until he started struggling and switched to a new method
THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN
imagine being eliminated and the other team was throwing their bullpen
>carrot weenie
>>144811767KWAB
kino catch
AJ Hinch kino
>Astros fans leaving earlyKWABs
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>asstros thinking they can sneak a cheeky base hit by parker meadowsget fucked
THE MOTOR CITY KITTIES HAVE DONE IT
AJ Hinch Redemption Arc
KWAB
POOSTROSPOOSTROSPOOSTROSPOOSTROSPOOSTROSPOOSTROS
>T I G E R S>I>G>E>R>S
They genuinely outplayed them. Crazy
WELP
AHAHAHAHAH
Pooston fans talked A LOT of trash for a team that just went 0-2 in the playoffs LOL
The Injuns will take care of the TIggers
>>144811870>>144811870>>144811870>>144811870
Good game TigersYou earned this one. We didn’t deserve shit and effectively laid an egg both games. I wish you good luck going forward.Good season /mlb/. It’s been nice being the Astros poster this year. I hope you all have a good offseason until we see each other again, even the Yankees fans.See yal again next year
>>144811895You fought hard. Good Series.
Hoping for multiple season ending injuries on key Lions players
>>144811874Yordan Alvarez owns your franchise
>>144811932bro detroit as a city sucks ass just let us have this
>>144811564>>144811607Did houspie finally get fired as a janitor?
