battle of the 'lels15 bings
shit teams shit thread
>>144809787good pic
erg is my bf
>>144810321rex is so cool
goo royals
Fact: Baltimore has NEVER won a postseason game against the Royals
that ball doesn't bounce back out towards the mound without hitting the bat
>kansas citythis place doesn't need any more championships for a long time
>>144810659mad at the royals?
let's go royals!!!!!!!!
do orioles fans exist on /sp/?
Imagine watching this semen slurp instead of the tigtros game
cubyals on a mission
Why does Q stay with Melendez?He sucks so hard
>>144810955>not watching both at the same time
>>144810973It's his slider cutter combo. Has good support from other pitches like the curve and 2seam as well. Low on the plate they are elite pitches. His command issues will be the reason he's either great or out of the league in 2 years. He's very much like Assad, with exceptional horizontal movement on the plate except aside from having a wicked two seamer he has a solid running 4-seamer at 96-98.
>>144809787Shit teams
Orioles please do something
>>144811343Royals pitching is too gud
Just finished cleaning the house, and it's time for comfy afternoon playoff baseball. Nice.
this game thread respects and appreciates analytics right?
I miss him already KC Bros, fuck this broadcast
>>144811410No. It's for retards
>>144811477Wait, no more rex?!
The orioles are making me sad again
>>144811522well til next year, wish we could hear him on this post season run
B Witty J I tellz ya...
so happy to have the bobby-vinny-salvy wombo combo back in action. Jr scores here for sure
Vinnie what the fuck was that
O's should think about scoring some runs
FULL SPEED!!
Based Lugo shoving love from SD
why are they playing omg if the mets aren't even in this game
>>144809787shit teams
Dead gamethread lmao
>>144812030We're all students of the game here
>>144812030no one cares about these shit teams lmao
>>144812030Just got finished watching Tigerkino
anyone else actually live in kansas city?
>>144812030too busy calculating win expectancy
Orioles suck lol
>Royals win another game 1-0Neither of these teams should continue onto the ALCS
>woman announcer
>>144812127Could you imagine how much NY would seethe if they get held to 1-2 runs a night
>>144812090I've been bandwagoning the Royals since 2014 and have never stepped foot in Missouri
>>144812133that dog needs to get checked for liver failure
>>144812127>>144812166This, Yankees will kwabstomp whoever wins this series.
>>144811477>>144810321The Moon is a planet
>>144812185>coping, a prelude to seething
>>144812167i respect it.usually i only like my team when they're extra terrible, but i gotta root for them in the post season
Lugo is lights out and Royals only have 3 guys that can hitI smell another 1-0 squeaker
Go Tigers! And guess what? Yep, I'm a GIRL.
woah, is that a baserunner!?
a bloop and a blast
>>144809979I miss nicky
Future LOBs ez
OOF what a play
thread full of kwabs hate to see it
Great pick!
Nice fucking play Massey
that's it. o's are done.
Yals defense I tells ya
Kino half inning
Man what are the Orioles doing?
ffs
this bitch in the iphone commercials is so ugly she has no eyelashes
>>144812356they used all their energy seething at the yankees
>>144812377I was just going to ask who this alien looking girl is in the Apple commercials.
>>144812356SuckingThey kept being told that they were the future of the MLB, but they forgot they still have to play the game and it isn't just given to them because they have a lot of prospects.
Are we really gonna see 3 AL Central teams in the ALDS?
>>144812356They've been like .500 since the all star break.
Who is in the booth calling the game? I can't place either of the 2 dudes, I know the chick is mendoza.
A lot of empty seats in the upper deck I thought the O’s had a decent fan base.
>>144812497Nobody wants to pay 200+ dollars to watch a shutout like last night.
it's not over yet
>dead thread typical small market mentality
>>144812377>>144812402>>144812497Lol is that little girl from Game of Thrones.
was it necessary to show this gruesome ass shit during the game
Dude what a scar.
>>144812533Yup
>>144812530both these teams fucking suck. Diamondbacks and Cubs should have made it over these small market AL shitters.
>>144812533Now a days she is know as the girl from the last of T.V. show.
UH OH STINKY
leverage alert
>>144812583Can I use this app to quit my job and become a professional gambler?
>>144812570>Implying that the Cubs and Diamondb-aaaaaacks don't suck
>>144812604you can become a GM
I want a 3 meat treat -.-
If the o's lose 1-0 again I'm storming fort mchenry and putting up a british flag
Holy Crap!Melendez can’t hit worth shit !
Danebro must be a highly successful executive to have all this relevant experience and wisdom to share with us anons
>>144812641I have 160 IQThat might have something to do with it
Royals offense is seriously stinky
Wow they aren't rolling over completely
THEY'RE ALIVE
CEDRIC JUST WHIPPED HIS BBC OUT
A MULLINSIC BLAST
Scripted HR to advance black americans in the sport. Clearly juiced ball.
WE SO FUCKING BACK
fuck
SOMETHING HAPPENED
we are so back? 63%
>>144812691espn says 66
uh oh stinky!
uh oh
>>144812697i imagine they must be utilizing player/matchup data as well
HAPPENING
>seth poogo once a weak mind shitter, always a weak mind shitter.
shit
Royals collapsing
>>144812691>>144812697probably because anon's meme model doesn't take into account the actual players
ERROR ALERT ERROR ALERT ERROR ALERT ERROR ALERT ERROR ALERT ERROR ALERT ERROR ALERT ERROR ALERT ERROR ALERT ERROR ALERT ERROR ALERT ERROR ALERT ERROR ALERT ERROR ALERT ERROR ALERT ERROR ALERT ERROR ALERT ERROR ALERT ERROR ALERT ERROR ALERT ERROR ALERT ERROR ALERT ERROR ALERT
Lugo? More like RETARD
Unassisted triple play and I'll eat my cum
it's over royalsbros we got too cocky
the royals unironically keep Melendez in the lineup because he had one season in the minors where he hit 41 HRs
That's the ballgame
my hand accidentally touched the mcdonalds curbside girl's arm. it was so soft.
>>144812717Which is retarded because Lugo has started against the oriolels just once this season. Small sample size and shit.
>>144812717>>144812727It should be 80% if you factor in momentum
Royals still finna sweep
>>144812773yea the parking lot nigga lmaoooooo
double play incoming
>>144812745No it’s because he’s a rich nepo baby and MLB teams think every son of a baseball player is guaranteed elite.
SAC BUNT!!
>>144812770>momentumNo such thing.
holy crap he swung at that
YEOWCH
striking out when the ball hits you damntalk about insult to injury
kwab moment
I thought he was bullshitting but that thing hit him square on the fingers
how my cubyals doing?
>KEKser
Where’s Taylor Swift?
DA FUQ? Why did the umps say timeout? That should have been a run.
>>144812793>momentum doesn't existthis is your brain on stat driven
>>144812778not gonna do dick with the bases loaded and no outs except get one of their players fucked up kek
>>144812824it's a dead ball
>>144812824No it’s a strikeout he swung fucking newfags.
>>144812824Nope. It’s a dead ball for hitting Cowser, but since he swung it’s a strike.
>>144812824no it shouldn't have dead ball
They would be up 2-1 if he had bunted
THE BASES WERE LOADED AND THERE WERE NO OUTS
>risp
>>144812841>it's 2:13 am in denmark right nowNEETbros?
>>144812832I know retard, I was saying the ball got away.>>144812831>>144812837>>144812840Ok thank you.
the kings of LOB
KWAB
>>144812841it's 00:25
we got a tie game
Coach Primate
I'm gonna be lel'ing my BUTT off if the Orioles end up losing 2-1
go cubs btw
zerpGOD
>>144812861language!
who here /royals/???
RISPioles
we're going to have 3 comedy central teams in the ALDS
>HE SWUNG>HE SWUNG>HE SWUNG
>stats tells us not to bunt>strikes out instead
>>144812874
>>1448128744 life, check my digits
>>144812898kek the teeth
>HE SWUNG WITH THE BASES LOADED ON A BALL THAT HIT HIM
>>144812874Royals via Chiefs
Shut up woman, you will never understand.
Any other O's bros not like Perez? Every time I see him pitch it's never good
erg here
>>144812898nice nubs
cubyals on they azz
>opponent has scored 1 run per game>we can bunt and get the lead>NO WE'RE STAT DRIVEN>*strikes out swinging*
>>144812167Yeah KCMO is a shithole (so is KCK)
>>144812989is this post about the dodgers and dave roberts?
>>144812998dodgers are stat pad driven
C'MON BOBAYYY WIN IT RIGHT HERE
Royals bats are absolutely putrid
why is baseball such a latino sport?
>>144812989bunting with the bases loaded it's just as likely you get thrown out at home and first
>bunting with the bases loadedOf all Danmarks shit takes this is his worst.
>>144813051it's popular in latino countries
are they seriously going with Utah hockey team
>>144813055we need more cubyals OC!
>>144813083they won't stop until total Soccer-ization is complete
femanon here go go go cubyals!!!
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
cubyals on ya azz
B WITTY J FUX YA
lol lmao even
Smallball
birbs is cooked
Se acabó.
I would hate a royals versus dodgers world seriesthe uniforms look exactly the same
>O’s defenseNot WS material.>Bobby Shitt JrDeserves to take the triple crown from judge with his .388 BA w/ RISP
>>144812757Ask her out
>>144813105hey can i rizz you up madam
back to favoring the royals
lets go cubyals lets go *clap clap clap*
THAT'S WHAT SPEED DO
Why is a woman commenting?
>>144813131I love that Santana song.
Great situational awareness.
>>144813144have sex incel
could've been 2-2
cubyals already flying the [W]respect em
hope ya saw that one ned
>>144813156>HE SWUNG>KWAB>HE SWUNG>KWAB
>>144813156>IT WAS 0-0kek!!!!!!! oh my kekkies!
stinky at-bat for Perez
kek Salvy does love his golf swings
risprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisprisp
>>144813151https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJaWetNRQL8
these shit teams are taking too long and are going to pre-empt my metties
Royals still up you homos and 2-1 will be the final score of the game, cap it
>>144813217>posts a song that objectifies us womenYikes
>>144813231let's not get ahead of ourselves. Zerpa had a 9.82 ERA in August
>>144813220keep it calm asshole
STRIKE 4!sit the FUCK down!!!
Rutschman is being atrocious this series.
ESPN is consistently spotting the O's about 5% over the generic calculator. what do they know...
>>144813324Dawg+
sit the FUCK down!!!
>whitest team has 0 dawgcolor me shocked
cubyals fan here!
attaboy Schreiber
>gloryholeskek oh my KEK!!
Does americans really?
>>144813348well hello there
reminder to all anons: please drink some water
>>144813383
>>144813383I had a large glass this morning and a bottle with lunch, usually finish a large class with dinner also
>>144813383I am I'm going to the gym right after this Royals sweep
>>144813383please have mercy
>>144813383thanks i almost forgot
>>144813383i'm drinking tap water rn
MY gloryholes fuck ya
attaboy mj
hockey needs to start already
awful jump :/
the only umps I respect are the ones who can accurately get close calls like that steal attempt right
Crap
>>144813416i expect absolutely nothing from >my team
BASEBALL!
>>144813416yes
>>144813456ERG looks like THAT?!
nice play Cano
>>144813438my team going for a cup
>>144813471good luck lad, glad you guys got out of bally sports hell
asl?
>NOOOO IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A HOME RUN IN 27 BALLPARKS NOOOOOOO
>>144813496my phillies would have been in the world series last year if they didn't play in the faggotbacks stupid ass stadium
A good 9 pitches. All in a day's work. Time to get that check!
I've never seen a royals fan post ai slop.coincidence?
>>144813192Dude chases so much he should not have as good a BA as he does
what's for dinner
>>144813496But a bunt is a bunt
>>144813525>>144812955check this one out
>>144813514
>>144813324Fix is in
>>144813536two slices of pizza with fries in between
>>144813541fake news, not a royals fan
>>144813525It's just one guy
>>144813529his statcast page is amazing
Watching these twinky longhaired mayo monkey zoomers completely collapse at the plate has made my week.
>>144813551imagine the dump she took the next day...
>>144813551pretty cool
>>144813551asian women are so fucking disgusting
>>144813551Fucking disgusting go to a massage parlor already
santander a shit
I keep losing all of my bets. I have the O's winning but so far they've let me down . I'm expecting more disappointment
Gloryholes kek
6 OUTS TO GO
>>144813471
>>144813559based minmaxer
>>144813551I'd hit that
>>144813591The IDF thanks you for your donation to the war effort.
next time don't invite Baltimore to the postseason ever again. is this their new tradition? exit in the first round? no wonder why they clinched 1st last year.
thinking about making a Mets game thread
Kjerstad will blast a dinger to tie the game
>>144813617I do my best. I've lost hundreds this post season. Thinking of buying a gun.
>>144813637retardbro.... just stop. erg won.
>Gregory Soto>Seranthony Dominguez warming upgg birds, royals are gonna sweep
I don't know who ERG is
>sprint speed in ft/sdisgusting
wow turns out bunting is retarded
>bolts+
>>144813677should be miles per hour
>why doesn’t anyone bunt I just started watching baseball two years ago but I know bestThat’s why retard
>>144813644
Pham...
Why can no collegiate or professional baseball player bunt properly?
pham has literally been on every team??
>Pham .248how, I don't think I've ever seen him on base
>let's not train bunting.. it's useless anyway>try it>fail>oh look it doesn't work.. stats win again
>>144813559Dude is a huge teddy bear too apparently>>144813383How about diet coke, is that fine?
>>144813732>the white edwin jackson
The ump is an absolute unit.
I didn't think it looked like a catch. Never really had control of it, hit his palm and just bounced out.
>>144813760>How about diet coke, is that fine?at least drink it over ice and let it melt a little
>ANOTHER pitching changezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>call is confirmed
>>144813760glass of water first
>2003+21>still doing the seven nation army chantISHYGDDT
>>144813772oh did espn call and ask your opinion?
I want wingstop but I don’t want to be near the clientele
>>144813772oh you sweat summer child
>>144813712All I need is for a score in the top of the 8th and I'm square
>>144813785It’s tradition, faggot
>>144813800
>>144813785Seethe Dominicano
>seranthonyIt's over.
>badley sucksman
>>144813785I'm still shocked from when I went to a game for the first time in a decade and discovered that Blister in the Sun by the Violent Femmes had become a ballpark Clapper standard
>>144813807
last chance to score before the 9th inning
2-1 final
>>144813644>I've lost hundreds this post season>this post seasonYou mean in the last 29 hours?
>Bobby Witt Jr leads the league in Xchair+can they shup up already with the stats
>>144813843well yeah it's the 8th inning
>>144813835>not a cheese sandwich:(
>>144813644>anon finds out sports betting isnt profitable>continues to do it anyway
almost for Kjerstad
Welp. There goes Orioles vs Padres world series. I'm just grateful that there isn't more Transkon Loliday fellatio slurping from MLB anymore.
There was no way was going to turn that into a hitter's count the way he was trying to protect the plate - so obviously the pitcher was going to throw something unhittable to try to get him to chase. Why would he someone batting .333 fall for that?
>>144813868>can they shup up already with the statsthis sport isn't for you fren
im literally female tho
jeopardy is on in 4 minutes
>>144813892>giving up already
>Boobage
>>144813901https://youtu.be/vme4P3ofo_Y?t=25
why didn't you guys tell me the o's sucked?
>instant ground outcan't even have momentum
attaboy Bobby
Aaaaaaahhh!!!
3 OUTSTOGO
>>144813914I'm just enjoying the cozy playoff bayball ride haha
>>144813948we did but you were a smug faggot as always who thought he knew better
Deadball series.
Are Royals keeping O's batters off balance or is it a poor approach team-wide?
>Orioles playoff gamethreads>no aussiefrengrim
>>144813961
it clipped an atom. take your base
>>144813978more like
LMAO, he wasn't hit, just a shadow.
Why can't the Orilols win playoff games?
>>144813963>you thought the o's were good because you're smugmakes sense
>>144814019at home???? kek
that's HBP 100%
>>144814019>playoff gamesShould be happy that they're actually in the playoffs over how shit they've historically been recently.
>BUILD THE WALLCharm City is based?
fernando tatis kinda zesty
last shot baltipoor
>>144814064Erceg is the closer DUMMY
What do they do?
>>144814076No one is supposed to know about this
photo rel for the bottom of the 9th
>>144814096kek
oh god
Lucas ERceG!
THERE IS STILL TIME
Why do the Oreos flop so hard in the playoffs? Are they one of those homer or bust teams that goes cold against great pitching?
ERG won. Gloryholes are pathetic kek.
Uh Oh Stinky.
Orange enemy #2 down.Now we watch the blue menace and root for the Poodres.
>>144809787
man, Baltimore teams sure fucking suck in the playoffs
KC can't stop punishing Baltimore kek
[W] ROYALS WIN!!!gg o’s good luck next year
LOOOOOOOL
Embarrassing swings.
>>144814140>o'stinky
KEK fuck the Gloryholes!
These O's ain't Royal
YOU FUCKING SUCK BALTIPOOR AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Need to hire Francona to fix this mess
nice work Erceggo bears!
>>144814076does it even matter if none of them can produce when it matters?
RIP Orioles, my Padres will Avenge you!
at least they played some good ol stat driven ball
>Fartipoor has NEVER won a playoff game against the RoyalsKEK
>>144814157can someone put a Royals hat (and make a Chiefs version) on this?
OH NO NO NO NO IT HAPPENED AGAIN
>>144814126They couldn’t overtake the Yankees during their slump. The O’s just didn’t have it this season.
>>144814146Ratbird fans when the Commies win the Owl like how the Nats won the Eries in 2019
>>144814126Yes
>Now I don't have anything to watch tomorrow afternoon while I'm dicking off at workthanks a lot, manfred
>>144814198
>implying we give a shit about boreballBaltimore is a football town
>>144814177Checked... Manny sends his regards.
what makes people so bitter against the orioles? god damn lol
>>144814241you wont win a superbowl with lamar jackson. never should have got rid of based flacco
>>144814157https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBs455jwb8w
funny thing is the Os would have won the series if this was in KC. Don't know what management was thinking pushing that wall back
>>144814241and Kansas City owns you in football too kek
>>144814260Had nothing against them until their fairweather fans started talking extreme shit last season after a flash in the pan season that was preceded by two decades of mediocrity. Now I love seeing them fail.
>>144814332seems to be a recurring thing, bengals, bills etc
Why do the bad guys always win?>inb4 roylels are the good guysRoyals are a shit team and will give the series over to the Yankees, the actual bad guys. Only chance of beating them was the O’s
>>144814241Batimore also lost to KC in the AFCCG and then again in the NFL season opener a month ago lol>>144814296whole city of KWABs kek
>>144814485If the TiGods get past the Indians they will skull fuck the Yankees.
why did the orioles give up?
>>144814540you're flipped m8, tigers gotta play stankees first
>>144814578too young they were raised to think its ok and that just showing up is good enough
>>144814485>Royals are a shit teamcope !!
>>144812861How's your butt?
>>144814801mlb doesn't reseed, 3v6 winner plays 2 regardless
who's your favorite brwers fan? for me its home plate amy
Royals won btw
