>>144816469Does Iglesias retire after this year to pursue a fulltime pop star career?
>>144816469Shit teams
PETE! big dogs gotta eat.
Hate how Murphy just won’t let his pitchers work themselves out of trouble
PETE GOT A HIT!
Getting comfy. Brewskis burning through their bullpen. Even if they win they won’t have anyone to pitch tomorrow
that broken bat single is surely raising some eyebrows for potential pete alonso suitors!
>no one's on base, this is my time to shine
>>144816505Looks more like an M&M than Grimace.
>>144816520I was hoping he'd at least continue to work walks
>mfw this is a prime >Edlose opportunity
>>144816540>one run playoff gameI am terrified
>>144816540What were they thinking with this Ernest Borgnine motherfucker
LOOK OUT CAUSE HEEEERE I COOMMMMEEEAND IM MARCHING ON TO THE BEEEAT OF THE DRUUUUUUMMMMWEGOVY
>>144816559is this the new Jardiance?
>>144816540vance lost
>>144816575a little pill with a big story to tell
>>144816557it's their attempt to pander to white males but any white male who's a democrat will just come off supremely cucked, Tim Kaine was the same
same stanek as last night please
>>144816579Troon>>144816595This
imagine not voting for kamala mama
>>144816594is that the rotten crotch one
if the Mets win, I will masturbate before sleeping
>bunting Brews want to lose
is it just me or does stanek look like he could be the next lead singer for lynyrd skynyrd
>>144816613The US will never have a female president
For me it's Barrelman
>>144816641He looks like Kenny Powers
>>144816651who can go fuck whoself?
Based
>>144816643wrong
>>144816641He's a simple kind of man like Degrom if that's what you are alluding to.
attaboy ryne
>>144816660How large are this man’s hands. It looks like he’s throwing a ping pong ball
>>144816662>posting milk-aged news from 8 years ago
the brewers are not playing like they are facing elimination
>>144816685i hope you're not drinking 8 year old milk bro
>>144816678can he go two innings? memeiner bros? asstrobros from the depths of your despair? I think so he threw what, 11,12 pitches?
>>144816579I would love to see Walz and Vance go to a baseball game.Walz would be hanging out belcher section teaching kids to throw opposing team's home run balls back. While Vance would hiding in one of the air conditioned suites.
Stanek looked good bros. Do we dare bring in Diaz
>>144816705mic drop. chuds shant be recovering from this one
>>144816711yes, 6 outs or bust
>>144816643Screencapped and added to my cringe folder.
I don't know if Mets can survive with a 1 run lead.
>>144816719you sick fuck no, stankek should get another inning on a short leash.
broors are going to force a game 3. screencap this.
>>144816724Any chance the Brewers can get Josh Hader back to choke one last time?
mets need insurance here
>>144816615I will do this as well but finish on an image of Front Row Amy
>>144816735Doubt
>>144816735fake and gay
are the jewers seriously going to get swept without williams even pitching? kek
Literally what’s the game plan tomorrow for the Brewers if they win they’ve used up every reliever
Neither of these will make it to the World Series but if they do my Yanks will absolutely bootyblast them
steve somers mentioned by howie, and impersonated flawlessly. based.
Trust the man
>>144816763it’s the playoffs everyone will go two days in a row if they have to
>>144816774She creeps me out. Post the anime Yankee girls instead if you feel the need.
>>144816763Its basically impossible to win a 3 game series if you lose the first game for this reason.
>>144816779I believe.
>>144816777I got on the air as a kid on the Steve Somers show. Asked him about what he thought about Eric Valent, day after he it for the cycle. Steve said he thought he could keep it up and be a useful piece.
Oh my god FUCKING BUNT
>>144816777Damnit I miss Steve Sommers why did his radio show every stop
did they say the Brewers have lost the last 20 postseason games when trailing?
i refuse to believe anyone watches the masked singer
>>144816777>The New York Metropolitans
Ugh, stupid political ads during the game.
I laugh like arthur fleck whenever edwin diaz comes in to close one of our games. It's not funny when he pitches (it is for opponents I guess) and plays like a retard but it causes me to start laughing uncontrollably for some reason.
This man needs to stop talking about doors
>>144816816I called him one time, during the 2015 run, and made him laugh. felt like a life accomplishment lmao.
>>144816837Women love it
LOL MEST
KINOOOOOOO
OH SHIT
>MEST
UH OH STINKY MEST
SHEEEEEET
God they had so many chances to score I knew this was gonna happen
LOLMETS WE ARE BACK FOR REAL THIS TIME
shit. well do the mets have another kino show in them?
>>144816735oh no....
>white relievers
>mest
I knew it... you can't trust the Mets bullpen they needed more runs.
>>144816904Lindor is due up in the top 9. so yes.
Should have at least used Diaz for the 8th vs. top of the order if we weren’t going to use him for two.
I guess we'll have one Game 3.
Why are we cursed in the same exact ways no matter what our roster looks like throughout the years? I'm sick of this shit.
huge WPA
Why take out stanek
>>144816735I'm so sorry
why are they playing Diaz' music already kek
>>144816953I'm wondering the same he had an efficient inning.
>>144816941This is not one of our better playoff rosters, your expectations were too high I guess
It’s ok, brewers have still exhausted their pen for a potential game 3!!!! I tell myself this.
firesale NOW!!!!!
i blame gambling
the game is tied.the game is not over.
I would like to take this opportunity to say I never liked Steve Cohen and I hope he sells the team soon.
if it goes to extras the brewers will have literally no one to pitch.
rally killing double play
What do we have here metties?
TAKE MY POWER
>>144817018I didn't hear no bell
Petition to rename the Mets as the New York 86ers
damn i just noticed the titties behind home
apparently this is the game I should have been watching I just assumed the brewers weren’t gonna put up a fight and I didn’t want to listen to the raping blob
>>144817018not now big sis
Ottavino. It’s over
Goddammit
MEST
See y'all tomorrow
>>144817066Ovavino
Is it too late in the season to cut Phil Maton?
>Mest
LOLMETS
IM DONE WITH THIS BULLSHIT
Maton sucks
In LolMets fashion, they give up a go-ahead home run to a Literal Who.
I'm 32 years old. I honestly don't know if I'll see the Mets win a WS in my lifetime. It's been all downhill since 2015.
ottakino incoming
Yeah saw this coming. Gonna have to regroup for tomorrow.
Have any Latino players been outed as having connections with the cartels?
>there will be only one Game 3>it's the Metslol of course
HAHAHAHAHAHAHABREWERS OWN YA METFAGS
there's always next year
Ottavino wearing 0 is so ironic
this Phil Maton guy is a bit of a dickwasher if you ask me
>>144817098you have to be at least 35 to post here
KEK MEST
>>144817011not gonna have to worry about that lmao
>>144817030Fun fact in 1995 McDonalds released an adult themed 'happy meal' with an insertable Grimace themed butt plug toy to coincide with episode 7 of season 3 of pop culture hit sex and the city in which Sarah Jessica Parker's character Carrie ends up in the hospital for an embarrassing mishap. Lindor is rumoured to have been wearing one such 'plug' for the majority of his starts this season since it was gifted to him following Grimace's opening pitch. When asked if he attributed his success to 'lil purple' he replied 'mmmmmmmmmmmmmm'.
LOLMETSOLMETS
>>144817074i kneel....
Gotta another chance tomorrow fuck it
>Mestties
>>144817119Based and true. We may know we suck no matter what but at least we'll never break.
>MEST>MEST>MEST>MEST>MEST
I'm gonna say it. Ballparks where a HR bounces back onto the field are terrible.
Fucking Christ
You God damn goofies.
>>144816469which colossus is the Dodgers?
I’m sorry I called this series snoozefest filler slop
How is Maton the guy you go to in a high leverage situation like that? Dude is a replacement level player.
>>144817134>Sex in the City>1995dumb bong
>>144817155>cropped out ai hands
Mestbros...not like this
a third comeback kino would be fire, else we just get more kino tomorrow.
Total NL east death
>>144817174Bullpen is thin for the Mets. I believe he was actually one of the better relievers for the Mets.
>>144817155are those two lights beaming up the twin towers
My braves could've beaten Milwaukee in 2
it would be at least 6-5 if pete alonso wasn't a useless sack of shit
>>144817174we were expected to suck for a reason anon
>>144817209They wouldn't have though
listening to the raping blob get excited over the brewers winning this is a hell designed specifically for me
>>144817207https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribute_in_Light
>mest go full blown mestClassic
>gamewinner gets to titfuck AmyI wish i was a brooer
>MESTkek
Does front row amy smell really bad or something why does noone want to sit next to her I dont get it.
This series is ultimately meaningless because no one is beating the padres
Mets having the bases loaded and not scoring a run is exactly when I knew this is the same cursed team as always.
we got maton’d
CLASSIC MEST
fuck this gay sport
>>144817289kek I screenshotted this before but never posted it. gg broors. fuck maton and I'll see ya tomorrow.
Mets will be the first team to lose a wild card series after winning the first game
>yfw da Broors break the 1st round curse
>>144817320that's not a curse, I think your team just sucks bro
>another kino baseball game tomorrowwe are blessed
What stadium is game 3 played at?
>>144817379>>144817379if we lose tomorrow, I'm gonna punish myself by greasing the weasel to Bailey Jay
>Gf scolded me because I spazzed when the streams brokeWorth it, I'm going to do it again tomorrow night
>>144817416Milwaukee of course. why would the low seed get the series deciding game
>>144817490>not 1-1-1
>>144817555it is what it is
Mest loss? Mets suck. Soto to the Bronx.
>>144817421ewww
>>144817289>>144817309I never watch baseball but kept the game on cause she intrigued me. What is the deal here sp?
Braves fan here, while we are getting destroyed, here is my new movie script >Starts off like a timeless tale. When young anon walks in on his mom getting a little of the old black mamba. Her father's dead so that's good . Plus it's the new millennium so it's no longer a big deal. Poor anon watched as his mom got stretched out like a size 3 thong on a aryan Midwestern girl. In the end he gets a new step dad that teaches him sometimes the dick is darker on the other side of town. And mama likes it brownAlso fuck Philles, Mets and Nationals.
God this dude has nothing going on in that peanut-sized brain of hishttps://x.com/SNYtv/status/1841670673980109088
>THAT FATASSsomeone pls Tell me you webmd it
>>144817800Payroll too high for the Bronx. Sorry.
>>144817877If they aren’t going to spend money on the team I’m just not going to watch them. Pretty much what happened to the Red Sox.
can't wait for mest/doyers
>>144818326Neither one of those teams is making the NLCS. And only one of them will make the NLDS.
