Previous:>>144815054Braves Lineup vs. Musgrove1 Harris II, M - CF2 Albies - 2B3 Ozuna - DH4 Olson - 1B5 Soler - RF6 Laureano - LF7 Urshela - 3B8 Murphy, S - C9 Arcia, Or - SS10 Fried - PPadres Lineup vs. Fried1 Arraez - DH2 Tatis Jr. - RF3 Profar, J - LF4 Machado, M - 3B5 Merrill - CF6 Bogaerts - SS7 Solano - 1B8 Cronenworth - 2B9 Higashioka - C10 Musgrove - P
Jesus christ why is this taking so long
>the Dbacks died for this
Rare Game thread 2. LFGSD! HOLD THE LINE.
>espn already linking to dodger @ padres tickets for nlds grim
Can you guys win already thanks
>>144817531Ew gross
Doyers
>>144817534
>>144817531spit on that thing HAWK TUAH
press S for Skål
LFG
SAN DIEGO
My Braves have no business being in the postseason this year. Team was half dead limping in and I'm honestly hoping they lose tonight so we can just flush this cursed season and move on to next year.
>>144817589what a malocclusion does to a mf
>>144817593They puttin up a good fight
>>144817531i didn't realize the eagles played tonight
Right elbow tightness for Joe Musgrove. Incoming TJ. It's Joever.....
women are second class citizens that do not deserve basic human rights. A woman should be looked at as property owned by either her father or husband and should never speak out of term in public
>>144817593Anon, they mostly choked the playoffs in the 90s. It's like the Buffalo Bills of baseball.
Padres are moomin.
>>144817580>>144817589fat
>>144817604This isn’t the mest thread anon
>elbow discomfort for musgroveit's so ogre
Everyone that lives on the other side of this bridge is a subhuman animalFACT
>Update from the Padres trainer’s room: Joe Musgrove left tonight’s game with right elbow tightness.yoinks
Inman Park checking in…where we at ATL bros?
>>144817647Yeh they yanked after his curvrball kept dropping velo
>>144817616You're not telling me anything I don't already know man. Born in 88 so I've been there for all of that shit. I'm just frustrated by the horrendous fucking luck this team has had this year.
>>144817647kek season over
>>144817580>>144817589She fucks blacks btw
>>144817663Fr ...Darvish is next.
>>144817604Braves fan btw
>sabotaged his own free agency so the Braves could re-sign him at a discountpretty based for a jew ngl
>>144817627I don't live in Atlanta, thankfully. I'm very happy the Braves moved to Marietta instead.
Padkees
Snell wants to be a padre
Poop
>>144817694Snell is a fag that just wants money
>>144817694why'd he fucking leave for san fagcisco then?
>>144817614Lol did your wife divorce you or something? This has absolutely nothing to do with /sp/.
>>144817724Poltard lost
theoretically, what would happen if one of the players decided to push an umpire to the ground and starting bashing his fucking skull in with a baseball bat in front of all the fans? How would the venue and tv networks handle that??
Can we please get this thread not political? It ruins the fun.
>mick catchers
dude HOW did people watch baseball before the introduction of real-time on-screen win probabilities omggggg????
>>14481774810/10 legs
>>144817744It is califonia so depends on the races involved
>>144817760seriously though how did people watch baybaw before the friggin strike-zone rectanglerino?
>>144817744It depends if they’re a nigger
>>144817751how's Panama for sex tourism?
>>144817765>>144817614cringe you do know the rightful queen of San Diego is a woman
>>144817744What?? Who the fuck says something like this? Why would a player attack an umpire like that?
>>144817694He loves being a Padres, not this fault Boras fucked him over.>>144817702Boras does, Snell is a Padres at heart.
>>144817768Every pitch was a strike in my eyes
>>144817765of all the threads to choose you /pol/turds chose this one kek
>>144817775Doing well. How's the Lego Tourism in Denmark?
>>144817775Just go to the direct source (colombia)
>>144817781>>144817770>>144817710>>144817614
whats up with all the poltards and schizoposters tonight?
>>144817678Schwellenbach is the future
>>144817786oh shit we have a real MLB ump in the thread
Sean Murphy may have truly been the biggest botched trade of the decade for the braves
>Mexico's new president is a woman
>>144817614The fuck are these physics kek
>>144817822AND a filthy rat kike too
>>144817822jewish woman
>Mets lose Game 2>their retard fans flood the Padres vs Braves game threads>Turn them into /pol/shitAbsolute worst internet fanbase
I miss Toussant
>>144817825sorry ayatollah, im not rooting for sand n words.
>>144817825>The Gun Kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents, while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire.
>>144817822Holy shit I thought you were shitposting. Damn even Latin America is falling to feminism. The world is fucked!
>>144817822>narco state puppet is Jewish And how does this change anything
>>144817795There actually is a Legoland amusement park herethere's also one in florida
>>144817825fine, but what does this have to do with my braves getting eliminated shortly?
the samefagging is really funnyanyways LFGSD
>>144817861Damn you're telling me Mexico is gonna be some kind of arid shithole now? No!!
>>144817869There is also one in San Diego
MLB gonna give Ohtani the biggest Meatballs, aren't they?
>>144817501>that fatass trying to scoot past in the rowsomeone pls webm that
lol poodrefags thought it was gone
>>144817876>NO you cant discuss anything slightly off topic in this very boring baseball gamethread…you’re just a SAMEFAG!!!!
>>144817881i used to work at Legoland in San Diego, ama
>>144817902youre not a samefag youre just a fag KEK
>>144817881oh i didn't know
>>144817904Same, Pirate Shores here
>>144817822This is all setting for Kamala to become president. Canada already has a gay guy as PM
>>144817904Why do they take forever to load and unload people off rides?
>>144817890I blame deadballs and marine layer. Our worst enemies.
>>144817874Love to see people working in video game industry just disappear cause their position is wet paper.
>>144817904Man, I feel you. I use to work at SeaWorld. Is it similar?
>>144817822>65 million women >61 million menIt makes sense
>>144817904what ethnic groups go there?
>>144817916>fatass who was just on national TV being fatfound you
>>144817874I'd rather live the life on the right than the one on the left
>>144817531Mods
>>144817904What'd you do there bro?
>>144817501>>144817501Shit teams
>>14481789094% win prob
Seriously, give me one good reason why the Sean Murphy trade shouldn't be looked back on as devastating for the braves over the next 8 years
>>144817929ninjago
MONEY MIKE
>>144817888
this thread fucking sucks
aight fuck this im going to fucking BED
UH OH POODREPACOS
>it was 4-0
Rally time!
Uhhhhhhh dadbros?
Alright, here's how the Braves will comeback in the 8th:
>>144817914sick, Land of Adventure here>>144817920It's a park where kids have to be safe around heavy machinery If unloading people took twice as long but made it .1% safer they would do it>>144817925Probably for the most part but I dated a gal who worked at Seaworld and she made it sound like the fact they served beer there made it way the fuck worse >>144817929Mostly white people but this was 10 or so years ago >>144817943Ride Operator, or as they say, "Associate of Operations"
paddiebros??
i don't feel so good
P... Padres...? Come on, we need our rematch.
so is joe "shiny ear" musgrove's injury serious?
Oh no no no no no no no no no Poodrebros we got too cocky
UHHH PADRE SISTERS?
harris/walz confirmed
UH OH POODRES
Come on Bullpen, stop givings metaballs. HOLD ON. Guess Game 3 huh
>>144817971fuck 5-1*
>inb4 mets barves NLCS
>>144817984yeah he's done
michelle!
>politisperging powers the bravesAccelerate
Fuck
Michael Harris will be an MVP candidate at some point in his career
>>144817947KEK POODRES
>>144817989Confirmed for sucking dick? Agreement.
I remember 90s Braves were the only baseball I watched because the Turner cable channels showed all their games.
oh no no
>>144817978They serve beer at Legoland now too
>padre?
>poodres in charge of closing out games
Why did Joe Musgroves ears only pitch 3.2 innings?
>>144818019No shit lolThats so strange to me
just popped a zit in my ear i have blood on my fongers
>poodres
>>144818028elbow is kill
>>144817978>Probably for the most part but I dated a gal who worked at Seaworld and she made it sound like the fact they served beer there made it way the fuck worseSeaWorld is bad was general
>IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1 >IT WAS 4-1
commiefornia teams deserve everything bad that happens to them
C'MON OZUNA FROM DA BRAVES
>blowzuna from the braves
why does adam pitch like that?
>>144818053FUCK OZUNA
>blowzuna>Announcers leaning Padres
justice for trevor
HOOOOLLLDDDD!!!!!!
wild animal park > zoo > legoland > sea world
>in play, out
wtf why is albies swinging like it was the 1920s
>>144818050commiefornia owns ya
>olshit
don't fuck this up paddies
Is Saurez closing?
Based blowzuna
>>144818075If he is then it's fucking over
>>144818075Probably not
I just got kicked out of Longhorn steakhouse for being too drunk. Fuck that stupid franchise and their blue-haired liberal dyke servers. They got mad at me because I called one of the bus boys a nigger (which he was). Anyways, I picked up a bottle of Jim Beam Apple and I’m headed back to my trailer. Apartments are for niggers and spics
Olson kinda fucking sucked dick all year tbdesu
It ain't over until it's over
>>144818075who else?
>>144818063this
>>144818078for the pooders?
Suarez is going to blow it. Cap this.
>>144818074Team morale is broken that Joe got hurt, you can tell their vibe moods. Also offense needs to wake the fuck up man.
>>144818078>bottom half of the lineupyeah, over for atlanta
CMON DADS! GET THAT FUCKING INSURANCE!
>>144818081keep us posted
>>144818094really going out on a limb there pal
>>144818075god i hope so
>Hawktuarez is closingit's San Diegover
Sean Murphy will record the final out for the Braves in 2024
>>144818065where does sesame place rank?
>>144818099What about soler tho
>>144818110Heh
>>144818115fitting>>144818120he's gotten his one hit, he'll tap a soft dribbler to 2nd and pull a hamstring running to 1st
>>144818106>blowing a save to the worst team of all timenice closer dadres
>>144818120SOLER POWER
>>144818133>>144818106they still won this game btw
Why the fuck would Cronenworth swing at that?
>>144818133here's another
>it was 4-1
>suarez coming in
>>144818142We need 2022 Jake Cronenworth more than ever. He'll probably show up against Dodgers series if we make it.
Does anyone have any streaming links?
>>144818120they will put him on. if they dont he gon crank dat
>>144818155no
>>144818155https://weakspell.to/mlb-streams/san-diego-padres-vs-atlanta-braves-2/174636/
let's go Padres!
>>144818155espn.com
>>144818142apparently it was “nasty”
>>144818155we're all listening to the radio broadcast
>>144818160Are there any white people left in San Diego?
>>144817646you live in california nigga. It doesn't get anymore subhuman than that
Time for suarez special!
>>144818159shits like 15 years behind lmao
>>144818165I'm unironically listening to the radio broadcast.
3 MORE OUTS. FUCK, LOCK THE FUCK IN SUAREZ.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
>>144818160kek poodrepacos
>>144818166Yeah, sorry broMaybe next year
>>144818169yeah its silly
>>144818176white replacement is happening
grug throw ball hard grug throw ball fast
HITS ONE IN THE AIR CENTER FIELD BACK IT GOESHARPERTHE SWING OF HIS LIFE
>Robert Soreass closingthis going to be good
CAM ON BARVESSCORE SUM FAKIN RUNS
Close it out Suarez! Do it for Mumei!
SUARGOD COMETHTO SLAY THE LOATHSOME BARVES
>>144818172>stream on mute>tapped the 680 appbest way to enjoy baseball desu
>>144818166La jolla, Torrey pines, anything that's north county is rich Whyte people. Hillcrest has some gay white people.
>>144818155>>144818155I'm sitting at a corner of the ball park where there is a wooden fence and I'm at the top of a tree listening to the radio with my best friend
>bob suarezgg see you tomorrow braves fags I guess. fuck mike shit right in the dick
Extra innings script
It's time for my bravies to extend the season futilely one last time
I really hope we invade Iran, my cousin fought for our country in Iraq. I would love to honor to go to battle against mudslime sandmonkeys
>>144818193
>>144818194I think this munei girl SUCKS
Call JG Wentworth
damn... I should buy a copper bullet hose...
>>144818208based that is why I enrolled in the Army
saurez looks like a prison snitch
based merrill
Lmao how many more dead balls could they possibly have left
Send the Padres to the MiLB! Give the El Paso Chihuahuas the NLWest spot!
>3-2
>>144818208why would we invade iran lmao are you retarded their entire country is incredibly high mountains
I love chihuahua poster.
Yeah, I think it's over
This Suarez dood sux
>>144818208>>144818208>I would love to honor
>>144818230Amerisharts are brainwashed into fighting brown people
I was about to chimp out for real
Absolute Niggery by the chUMP
Every good closer needs a god tier outfield, right?
Take a walk you fucking cocksucker. These commentators blow
problem?
Ump wants his game 3 paycheck
One MORE OUT
come on travis, i believe in you
>BarfsToo bad the hurricane didn't destroy Turner Field!
GG dads
>>144818257I want Don and Mud!
>100mph fuego
On the one hand I love the idea of Travis being the hero, on the other it seems unfair to make him the last shot guy
damn you guys are way ahead of my pirate stream
You had ONE JOB Atlanta
>>144818267lol, lmao
>>144818279Jesus Christ those are garbage ass pitches.
BASED
braves are not a good baseball team
EL CLASSICO
Dads won!
I know I'm not the only one who saw those brown titties bouncing in the crowd.
and that is the ball game
gg, can't wait to see y'all next week, damn shame about Musgrove. It'll be a good series.
commentators are fuming lol
>>144818293hell yea i saw them toonice milkies on her
WE DIDN'T CHOKE. THE SD COMING CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED. ONTO LA! LFGGGSSDDD!!!!! YAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS! GG BRAVES, GOOD SEASON!
Kek barves
braves you fucking SUCK. you deserved to get swept you fucking losersHow the hell did you even manage to get into the postseason?
>>144818293you are absolutely not the only one
Expected. At least they made a game out of the second one. I'm looking forward to next year though because I know there's no fucking way it could be any more cursed than 2024 was for the Braves.
Get ready to get swept Poodres! SAN DIEGO LOVES THE DODGERS!
hope you kill the doyers dadsbros
>win 90 games in a season>eliminated 2 gamesnice sport you got there
Had to close and focus on the game after Harris HR. GG Braves that was a squeaker>>144818296Can't complain about a pitching injury to Dodgers fans. See ya Saturday bro
gg Padres
one CY Young pls
GG Braves! You did good this year!
>Chanting beat LAKEK POODREPACOS ARE PATHETIC!
Suarez is back baby! Let's fucking go San Diego!!!!!
>>144818318Yeah it'll be a dog fight, it won't be easy but this boys has done xrazier shit. Proud of my boys, let's take it all the way!
GG barves
>fuckin' awesomeI love it when profanity makes it onto these squeaky clean live feeds.
>>144818318No I hope they get destroyed
>>144818342Padres play Doyers next lmao it is appropriate.
SO HAPPY TO NOT HAVE A USELESS CATCHER *COUGH* NOLA *COUGH*LFGSDBEAT LA
>>144818371san diego is infinitely preferable to LA
>>144818381Shildt is a faggot and they shouldn't have won today with infield hits
>>144818394the fuck do you mean "shouldn't have won" they got more runs than the other team
based Prades
>>144818372Poodres ain't doing shit this time. Ohtani's bat will win it all.
gg padres. it's up to you to stop the rest of them.
Thanks Padres for giving us Dodgers 6 straight home playoff games.
>>144818349Die you enormous fucking faggot. Just fucking die already
>>144818342Dodgers live rent free in the heads of all inferior California teams
Give me the Padres-Yankees World Series now
dads-tigers would be kino tho
Braves fans we won cause we're finally free of this cursed fucking season
I have updated the shirt
>>144818559Wrong in every single last detail as always stalker.
