Mets kino tomorrow edition
Doyers
doyers
>both NLDSes could be done by bus entirelyHow do you not want the Mets to win
>>144818756Prev >>144814622
anglels
Has this Postseason been more kino than last years?
Can someone please put a dodgers cap on his head for the imminent poodres sweep?
what are our thoughts on the post season so far now that the wildcard round is over (mets will forfeit so they're over)
>GOOD GUYSGuardiansMetsRoyalsTigers>BAD GUYSDodgersPadresPhilliesYankeesFUCK YOUR OPINIONS
>>144818792this is correct you are the based panama
>>144818783Hmmm too early to tell. The mettiejetties have provided most of the kino, they must win tomorrow
>>144818792>panama>probably the red sux oneYour opinion on anything mlb related is less than worthless
Howie Rose here for Bigelow Tea, the official tea of the New York Mets!
>>144818787The mets were the best of the losing teamsThe world series is definitely going to be yankees vs padres/dodgers
>>144818806He's a Jays fan
Chadres won and swept the Braves! Do not feel shame, Braves! You did all you could do, come back stronger next season! Big big swries on Saturday, let's keep steam rolling!
>>144818806Red Sox seethama would never rank the Mets as good
>>144818792You absolute fool. Two of your good guys have to play each other next round
>>144818809Agree about the Yankees, couldn’t disagree more about the NL. Phillies are legit and the Mets are starting to feel like a weird team of destiny
I made a girl in RTTS on MLB the Show 24. But now I get distracted by her giant ass. I can't handle this mode bros.I wonder how
>>144818822the weird team of destiny that choked away the game in the 8th inning
Tigers vs Phillies World Series desu
>>144818803World series, yankees-padres, game 7, king/higgy starting pitcher/catcher combo for Padres, Soto goes 0 for 3, Padres win series and prove King right that they won Soto trade as well.
>>144818828I was going to say I wonder how all those lesbian catchers in softball don't get distractedBut it got cut off I guess.
lmao
Any chance MLB will tell the Athletics to stay in Oakland instead of playing at a minor league park in Sacramento?
the good news is that we only have to see one more game of this retard in a mets uniform
>>144818828>he plays the show without the camera while batting not zoomed all the way in NGMI
>>144818831Yeah. They have more juice than the Dodgers, who feel like a complete afterthought. Agree about the Padres though, don’t think the series between them and the dodgers will even be interesting or exciting
>>144818847Diaz bothers me way more than Pete desu
>>144818848I have it on strike zone 2. Any closer than that and I struggle to see the ball. Her ass is still in my face on that setting though.
>>144818841usually hate when social media manager retards troll but i like how they put that smug bird in his place
Yankers.
alright mlb who gets the doyers final position player spot>ct3>keekay>kiermaier
>>144818864no one cares doyerpaco
>>144818867>npc reply
Pete Alonso to Angels?
>>144818844Maybe after next season if it proves as disastrous as everyone expects. But at this rate, they are locked in Sacramento for 2025 and MLB seems to hate Oakland so much that they'd probably rather the Athletics take their hobo circus to SLC instead of going back.
>>144818871That would be a classic angels signing, especially if they give him a gigantic contract
>>144818871Fuck no
>>144818874Padgers bros we eatin GUD
>>144818874>Freddie cuckedman
>>144818871Fuck no. We already have Schanuel.We need a 3rd baseman.
>>144818874mlb's poster
>>144818856I agree. He had one shut down year, one injury year, and has been mediocre this season. Pete was a good Met who had a bad season, if he leaves then whatever. Diaz has straight up given games away.
>>144818887No we need pitching
>>144818864>ct3 even an optionkek
Corbin Burnes vill NOT be a cubJuan Soto vill NOT be a cubI VILL kill meinself
is verlander ok
>>144818904This was likely his last season so no.
>>144818893We need both.
Just get me to mettiejetties
>flyovers dominating
rent freehttps://twitter.com/JomboyMedia/status/1841672988971630741
>>144818904imagine having a first ballot HOF career and sitting there helpless, not even on the roster as your team gets swept at home. sad!
>>144818924>bought a dodgers jersey for attentionPadres fan really?
wiz kid gm is hinch's secret
>>144818904no, he's old.
>>144818934Probably got it for free when Dodger fans were burning Kershaw Jerseys
>>144818918We won’t let you down Sir
FF8 poster is goat, good night /em-el-bee/.
>>144818961Any time I see final fantasy stuff it makes me wish I played it. don’t respond to this post
>>144818924Why are they like this? Fans of many teams hate Doyers but the Padresfags take it to a whole different level
>>144818961Based FF8 chad
>>144818924what a cringe fanbase
>>144818979Lil bro complex
>>144818924BASEDBEAT LA
>>144818756EGGOLANT MOULIGNAN
>>144818924Theater Kid performative gay shit
Aren’t we all pretty cringe let’s be completely honest here
Any sports writer who thinks the Royals have the slightest chance against the Yankees isn't qualified to even write on a napkin. Yankees in 3, and it will be a beatdown.
>>144818984>>144818981FTR and FTD. Always.
>>144818942Funny how 971 was shitting on him and the tigers all season
>>144818817your piece of shit team beat up on an injured and gassed Braves team that looked like complete ass. I wouldn't be too confident about it
>>144819008yes
Mexican Civil War 2.0
Any sports writer who thinks the Dodgers have the slightest chance against the Padres isn't qualified to even write on a napkin. Padres in 3, and it will be a beatdown.
>>144818924It all makes sense now why Padres fans are the worst. Longtime Padres fans haven't had a good team in a very long time so they don't know how to act, along with the influx of stupid bandwagoners. A veritable shitstorm of retardation fucking up and causing fights wherever they go. Even Diamondbacks and Giants fans hate you dongmonglers
>>144819008No you are
>>144818942theo epstein used to make him eat a loaf of bread when the cubs needed a rally. unironically look it up
>>144819027Padres fan are pretty nice and chill. There's a reason SD is chill and laid back.
NLDS 2024
>>144819039you're a bunch of perma seething yokels. about the same thing as Sacramento.
is gaylanta on a mission?
>>144819039you're all right, 2hu dadsbro. But you gotta admit that Padres fans generally have definitely built a reputation for acting out, like their recent little fight with Giants fans a few weeks ago at Petco park.
>>144818874Shohei's face here looks awkward here. Like he's wondering if he the black guy behind him just stole his wallet
>>144818874>Doyers is LAD while Padres only get two letters, SDI guess they wanted to avoid SAD
>>144818783>/ftl/posting in /mlb/nigga stop
>>144819016Retards screaming "wtf just buy le big names">>144819030>eating on command for your boss' amusementMy respect? plummeted
>>144819027you just described your own fanbase doyerpaco
piss and shitdres
I’m nervous
>https://x.com/Padres/status/1841699070680912060Aura. Can someone make a webm or meme out of this?>>144819063I thought Giant's fan started it, I heard they were pretty chill and friendly at oracle park
shit and pissdres
>>144819073nigga what
doyerscya soon 2hu
See you Saturday Doggie Doos I think this will be a good series
I struck out in Slow pitch softball :-(
>>144819108I'll slow pitch my cum into your mom
>>144819116I struck out :-(
if someone want watch EVEN MORE BASEBALL, kbo is having wildcard game winner takes all about to starthttps://www.sooplive.com/soopbaseball1
>>144819082i'm sure he'll be sad to hear that he has lost your respect
>>144819102Cya Doyer, this will be pretty good. Thank God Padres won today, now I can not scoreboard watch at work tomorrow. Cheer for us if you guys choked again, least we can do is face our true playoffs demons, Phillies.
>>144819039haha no they're not
>>144819119i just want to watch the cheerleaders
>>144818756Imagine how tragically someone's life has had to play out for them to end up as a Mets fan.
>missed every game yesterday because I had to work 12 hours>missed everything again today>missed the trashcans getting swept>misses the padres seriesGOD DAMMIT I HATE THIS JOB SO MUCH
>>144818841Cringe
>>144819134they have live feed on youtubebut broadcast likes to show fans often and 50% of kbo fans nowadays is made of wwomans
>>144819141IAYC :^)
>>144819138I can't watch a full game unless it's live I end up tuning out after a few minutes so I understand what it's like
> Pete Rose died from natural causes rooted in high blood pressure and hardening of the arteries, a coroner determined.
>>144819052what's wrong with sacramentot. 209
>>144819158I guarantee nobody here has ever set foot in Sac and thinks theyre an expert because they drove past it on the freeway
>>144819158San Francisco for poor people
>>144819136I got it bretty good tbdesu frfr ong
>>144819157>Nevada’s Clark County Coroner Melanie Rouse revealed that diabetes was a contributing factor.
>>144819163no thats san joseor petaluma, I guess?
>>144819167san jose is not poor people's san fran lol. do you even live in cali?
>>144819172lived 45 minutes outside of sac, went to sac st in college, moved to SF
>>144819163they're not really similar at allSF is a formerly decent city dying embarrassingly under twenty years of tech and fags choking itsacramento is pretty inoffensive in my experience, i would definitely never call it san fransisco for poor people
Chargers will a win Super Bowl in LA before the Padres win a World Series for San Diego. It's best that the Padres move to another state if they want to be successful.
>>144819178Buster Posey will revitalize SF
>>144819198i have high hopes but low expectations
>waah big American city badNone of you have lived in Sinaloa, namely Culiacan. LA is baby shit compared to it.
>>144819187They're not gonna move the padres. Do you really think this would happen in the foreseeable future?
>>144819158nothing. Now if only all the bay area fags would stop moving there and ruining it
>>144819202>none of you have lived in [mexican territory]uh...no shit?
>>144819187Chargers already looking toast with injuries now, even their offense looks fucking bad.
>>144819202yeah, for some reason *some* cali fags are incapable about talking about their teams without reverting into some weird local dick measuring contest. I think it's because california as a whole is "new" and there's no real history or cultural identity
>>144819207You Padrefags LITERALLY live 10 miles away from Baja
>>144819209dodgers and jints went west before like half the league existed
All of socal is the same shit honestly
>>144819209>a state older than the Civil War is newwat
>>144819211Im like 700 miles north of SD, my man
>>144819217Cali was a backwater until boomers moved there en masse in the 60s.
>>144819078How do you know that anon...
>>144819218And you're a fag who ran away from home
>>144819220I take that back. Just looked it up.
>>144819220ok retard
>>144819224??????
>>144819211I must try Tacos el Gordo at TJ, the OG. Mmmmhm.... Carne asada taco sounds bomb rn....
>>144819214I should have said feels new. Obviously places change but no state has had the complete overhaul California has had in the past 50 or so years. Combine that with newer immigration and there is no real california identity, it's all fractured
>>144819209Bro at least I'm honest about being born and raised in Mexico and I grew up in Narcoland. California is soft as shit. You wanna get jumped just go to North Baja or Sinaloa.
now this is some real paco beefing
>>144819234Yeah this. When your state is like 40% Hispanic and 10% Asian (who have all pretty much arrived in the past 50 years) it feels new.
>>144819233>TJGo to Ensenada homie, that's more of the SD experience.
>>144819204Unless the new owner(s) wants to get away from being under the Dodgers shadow. The A's are going to Vegas, so I say either Utah or San Antonio would be nice cities for the Padres to move to.
>>144819242California has always been hispanic, retard
https://vocaroo.com/16hl1UNfPY8T
What's TJ like? I started dating someone from there, but I'm waiting for my passport renewal
>>144819247That is definitely not true. Most Hispanics have only arrived in the past 50 years or so.
>>144819255Overrated shithole, Ensenada is the better Baja experience.
>>144819244Booked marked it, I'll check it out. Thanks homie. Last time I went to TJ was with my grandpa to go see the circus, when I was wee lad.
>Thread has devolved into Californians seething at one another grim
>>144819260Thanks bro, will keep that in mind
>>144819255Cheap housing, if you mind your own business, you'll most likely avoid cartels ripping your face off. Cheap shit and cheap dentist and medical care, people cross the border just to avoid America Healthcare fee. Think you can do three cavity replacement at TJ for 300 bucks.
>>144818961If I don't get Yankgers, I sure as hell want to remind you assholes of 2000, get the stench of 0-4 off, and bring the baconeggandcheese back to the Bronx and Upper Manhattan. I do not like the mest.
>>144819257wow, I must've imagined the spanish missions set up in the 1600's every 4th grade californian does a project on thenretard
>>144819269
>>144819247white hispanic maybe. But the new generation of indios have shown up in the last 50 years have outbred everyone
>>144819268Yah my buddy goes down there for all his dental work and jewelry stuff too. I'm lucky to be in pretty good health, but I'll keep it in mind. Been sorta thinking about the half-time living in TJ and commuting but I'm sure that shit gets old quick. My girl is right by the Toros stadium tho so I'm gonna catch some games next year hopefully
>>144819269Grats to hispanos for winning the division
>>144819274they also founded floridathat doesn't make the cubans native
>>144819274Not sure what your point is with the 1600s missions. I am sure there were some Spanish settlers your claim isn't true.
>>144819291>some spanish settlersyou are genuinely retarded
>>144819273> and bring the baconeggandcheese back to the Bronx and Upper Manhattan.No bacon egg and cheese on a roll this morningDay 1 of an old school no-sugars, no-carbs, only healthy fats diet. 6 small healthy meals/snacks day and a lean and green (6oz meat and salad) at night. Not drinking much alcohol at all, so to quit altogether is no big deal. Back to Sashimi, and NO FOOD AT ALL AFTER 8pm.I’ve been feeling like ass since putting on 40lbs over the last 2 years…Lower back fucked up, can’t bend straight over to tie my sneakers without breathing hard, feels like I’m laying face first on a basketball if I try to get a tan on my fat ass…A high weight of 250 today folks. It will only go down from here.
>>1448192957.2% Hispanic in 1950.
>>144819119Need to put on my Bears hat for this
>>144819282I personally haven't been to TJ, my girlfriend mom is more "Street knowledge" of which places to avoid. Good times to get drunk at 18, Hong Kong and Deja vu gentleman club for a good time.
>>144819273prompt for this one? it looks great
>>144819299>>144819279
>>144819303Thx 2hu I quit drinking Lil HK sounds fun
Pacos would rather screech at each other about California than make fun of the barfies :(
>>144819303>2hu>girlfriendcan you PLEASE post a picture of her feet
>>144819311yeah there's a serious lack of gay braves posting compared to last year
>>144819311yes. you don't realize how tribalistic we get about our various regions. Even if some of us are just a few dozen miles away. And I'm not a paco. I'm an "oriental"
>pacos arguing
>>144819317ah, an Irvine lad
>>144818792i'm no padrefag but i'm pretty sure they're good guys, unless being californian is disqualifying
>>144819311I mean Braves are injured to shit, didn't feel right to rub it in when it was a miracle they even made the playoffs. Mets/Phillies fans can go crazy tho
>>144819311it's not the same this year cuz atlanta limped in. think about it there werent even any braves lifelongs here over the past few weeks. whenever the "favorites" get eliminated....then we can have kinoo...
>>144819163Bay Area is more expensive to live
>Good guyscubgerscubyalscubkeesmettiejetties>Bad guysgaysconsin
>>144819311For Braves fans.>https://youtu.be/u0VgHjOQsnE?si=uJ7cFJN2qmKh7hNQ
>>144819324it's true, the usual shitposters weren't here because they knew the braves would be out
>>144819330i bet some shitposters were still here but they took off their shitposting masks for now
Had a long day so I couldn't shitpost much today
https://youtu.be/zybtiJ6MbeA
>>144819337only oldcums remember that one...
not need to shitpost when the gayves weren't annoying here most of the season and all but disappeared by the time the playoffs started
>>144819339same me too. i missed the entire padres/braves game because i was playing tennis with my friends
>>144819298I eat a simple diet myself, so I get it. I still like a baconeggandcheese once in a while with black coffee. I've also had to cut down on alcohol, it sucks. >>144819304If only to pay it forward.>illustrated by Tetsuya Nomura, [girl], back turned, in a flowery field in Central Park, white feathers flying, video game magazine ad, 1999, video game art from 1999, playstation 1 art, japanese art from 1999, final fantasy, famitsu magazine ad But yes, baseball. I hope our bats still aren't cold after the bye. I wonder how LeMachine, Holmes, and Boone will fuck it up for us. We'll miss Nestor, too.
the bravesfag who posts the pic of max fried with a cigar in his mouth? he died
>>144819352fuck I wish I was athletic.
>>144819355>. I've also had to cut down on alcohol, it sucks.that's a good thing long term anon your body will thank you for it. doesnt mean you cant have fun every now and then
>>144819357you can do it too anon. i only started playing tennis 2 years ago.
>>144819355I hope you guys lose. Royals are more soul
>>144819252Mariachi Jazz?
>max "deep" fried
>>144819366>expansion>2nd fiddle to the other team in the citynot soul
>>144819368crooner
>>144819376Mariachi croon?
>>144819373>that'll be 6 years and $250M, plus tip
>>144819374Yes the AL as whole is an expansion and you are second fiddle to the mets, but have a backbone
>>144819356hated that fucking kid and glad he fucked off
>>144819388was talking about KC
>>144819320san diego is mexico not california
>>144819380https://vocaroo.com/15dWhQk7FW13https://vocaroo.com/1oMyDxesnnBL
Daddy made it hard to sit down…
>>144819404respect for showing up after the WC loss
>>144819399california is mexico innit?
doyers losing will be my World Series
>>144819423reminder that this retard had the orioles going the the world series on his chart kek
>>144819355>playstation 1 art, japanese art from 1999, final fantasycomfy
Petco is already blocking tickets kek
>>144819423i find myself agreeing with denmark
so the braves made the playoffs twice in a row. and lost the first series they played twice in a row? HAHAHAHAHA
>>144819418no california is the united states
>>144819425I also had the tigers beating the asstros
Why is it called New Jersey if there’s isn’t an Old Jersey?
>>144819434>90% lateenxyes it's mexico
>>144819440Post bracket
>>144819399El gay is little mexico
>>144819445my new bracket is Tigers going to the WS
>>144819443Shut the fuck up retard
>>144819470No u
>>144819466Hmmmmmm 2/3 so far with the WCs and I think the mets will win tomorrow so maybe 3/4 for WC.
Who are your selections to play in the Eries (aka the “Owl”) this year?
>>144819443
>>144819428baSeD
>>144819482>bongs don't realize boats need waterlmao
what the fuck is the orioles problem??2 straight seasons getting swept in their first round of the playoffs? 4th best offense in the league and score ONE fucking run in 2 games?what the fuck do they have to do
>>144819495The goal is to score more runs (which are kinda like points or goals from the lesser sports) than your opponent, in the nine innings of three outs allotted.
>>144819495>what the fuck do they have to doshould've bunted
>>144819500fff...fuck you
>>144819495muh chaos doesn’t work when you’re the favorite
>>144819495they need to promote more poor underprivileged youths from the baltimore projects
>Yankees will still be good>Red Sox about to have their own top prospects come up>Rays had a rare down year, still had 80 wins>Orioles might not be able to keep their ace pitcherIs it over for Baltimore
Ngh...i deserved that...thank you for fucking me like that...
>>144819495Padres pitching would have shutted out that fraud offense at the WS. Almost swept them at their own turf early season.
>>144819573Thank you... Thank you so much...
You can cruise in the regular season on averages and statsdingering on all the mid to shitty SPs in the leagueswing like a retard because over 500+ ABs it works out in your favorjust be averagely betterBut in da playoffs you have perform then and there and make good decisions, have game sense and clutchness
Bravesbrah is so weird with his elipses
>>144819466who wins phillies or tigers?
>>144819598i would say Phillies
>>144819018>t. mad Barfsfag
>>144819585Yeah. Small ball and situational hitting seem to be dead in MLB. Sabermetrics were a mistake. The amount of bases loaded opportunities that have been squandered in this post season so far is infuriating as well as indicative of the stat rot in the game. Like nigga, just put the bat to the ball and put the ball in play. Lmao.
>>144819625Boohoo bitch nigga
>>144819585look up Schwarber’s regular season OPS compared to the post season
>>144819678Schwarber and Harper’s*
AAAAAND YOOOOOU COULD HAAAVE IT AAAAALLMY EMPIIIRE OF DUSTI WILL LET YOOOU DOOOWNI WILL MAKE YOU HURT
>>144819678>>144819683They also have a high xBTB*That's very valuable imo*been there before
>>144819642a lot of hitters seem to be in the same mode no matter what
>>144818871That's a little too on the nose, I'll say Giants
happy Hawktober, /mlb/
>>144819752BUILT
But I'm female
raise your hand if you've won a playoff game more recently than the Asstros
>>144819809when did the assholes last win a ploff game?
ngh
>>144819809
>>144819814oct 20 2023, right before choking a 3-2 lead at home to lose the alcs, to my rangies
...is the bird supposed to be up Bobby Witt Jr.'s ass?
>>144819841kek nicenot big on the rags but at least they raped the trashcans
>>144819202>durrr Mexico more violent than United States No shit nobody here from California has lived in violent shitty Mexico. That’s why Mexicans all live here and don’t go back despite waving Mexican flags everywhere.
I'm excited for Padres vs Dodgers. I'm just a little nervous with Musgrove showing signs of injury. I hope he's good to come back by the game in the series, if not, I'm hoping Darvish can pull out a solid start to probably cap off his career since I imagine he might retire next season.
i found another rent free videohttps://twitter.com/Famedfriar/status/1841570978993996114
>>144819898LA hasn't won a championship since 1988
>>144819932cope
>there are actually people who think Manny Machado won't be a HoF'er by the time his career is overManny is an insane player, you can laugh at some of his chimp out strikeouts and shit, but the dude absolutely has performed to the level that you could reasonably see it once his career ends. Unless he completely implodes within the next 5 years, he is absolutely going to be a Hall of Famer when he retires.
Royos
>>144819809At first I thought I didn't belong here then I realized my Tigers were the main contributor of this group.
>>144819943>5 more years>450 career dingers>2800+ career hits>70+ career WARas long as he stays healthy he's a shoe-in
>>144819959Machado is guaranteed at least 5 more years. His contract with the Padres ends in 2029, by which time he'll be 37/38, which is a reasonable retirement age, as long as he can stay reasonably consistent and healthy in that time, there is no shot he doesn't hit that level.
>>144819943There are people who think Bryce Harper isn't a Hall of Famer
>>144819984that cracker faggot should catch a 99mph fastball in the earhole every time he steps up to the plate, and the umpires should penalize the philthies for it
>>144819988
>>144819994he's going to be mugged, raped, and murdered by some fenthead black somewhere between shitizen's stank and the nearest airport
Reminder that the Chicago White Sox try their absolute best to get Manny Machado or Bryce Harper and whiffed on both
>>144820001
>>144819943Most third baseman would have went for a DP on a loaded base situation, Manny Machado just said fuck it let's triple play that shit, next thing you know, triple play postseason clinch. He's smarter than he looks. Definitely HOF worthy
Game 1 ready.
for me? It's the Oakiners.
I'm nervous for the NLDS, I think King is going to absolutely clean up considering he decimated the Braves yesterday and the only Dodgers run on him was off an error from Xander, but Cease had it too close and with Musgrove possibly injured and maybe being skipped, I have to wonder if Darvish is really going to be able to give us a solid performance considering how he's been since coming back
>>144820076sorry, wrong thread
>>144820080ah no worries m8, I was about to report but I can forgive the confusion, totally understandable
I don't really worry about the Brewers, but Mets and Phillies in the postseason is a scary proposition
>>144820076cool it with the racism, bucko
>>144820092thanks m8, i'll tell my friend to delete it
KEKhttps://twitter.com/MLBONFOX/status/1841684592098476043
>>144818874Ohtani will go nuclear
>hey mang. aw'll go to de pahdress game with my doyer hat. hell yeah mang. pay 20 dollars for a hard dow>*gets booed*>ja ja ja you people validate me mang. I'm hent free
>>1448201310-12
>>144820103i didn't mean to post it here, it was supposed to go somewhere else...please be nice
>>144820146i would just like to offer some advice and that would be that it is free to be nice and free to not use racist language :)
We live to see another day
>>144820151sorry, i'll be sure to censor it next time
>>144820060Is Cole the least intimidating person in the MLB
>>144820156he has the chin of a 43 year old man at the family picnic
>>144820156whenever i think of cole now it is pic related
>>144820164and videohttps://youtu.be/tqJgpcGbfuY
let's be real here, the mets are getting eliminated tomorrow
>>144820169slamming brewers money line now
>>144820169so true!
>>144820126I always thought doyerfags were just taking the piss out of San Diego when they said they had “little brother living in the shadow of big brother” energy.
Mets get eliminated tomorrow, Padres win the NLDS 3-1, Phillies easily win their NLDS against the Brewers, Tigers easily win, Yankees probably win.
Mets vs Yankees WSMets in 5Screenshot this and ask yourself how I knew. I won't tell.
>>144820187this is already wrong since the brewers are winning 3-2 tomorrow.
>>144820189I dare you to place bets on that. Put everything you own on it in fact. I mean, it's a lock right?
>>144820169Getting swept in the NLDS would seem like a funnier outcome. Mets have no business being in the playoffs.
The most kino World Series ending would be a Padres vs Yankees World Series with the Padres winning with the final out being Soto at Petco. You know this to be true.
>>144820203Mets will sweep the phillies. Place your bet now. I'm handing you free money.
>>144820214anything involving the yaks is pure distilled antikino, on account of all the slurping they'd get
The White Sox will make the post season next year, you didn't hear it from me. ALCS White Sox vs Mariners too.
>>144820245SOVL
>>144820214>defeat Braves>defeat Dodgers>defeat Phillies >defeat the evil empire Yankees at WSOur schedule isn't easy, we got fucking lucky we avoided Sales and Fried choking. Padres luck is insane, from Triple play, No hitter, back to back comebacks, a 6 hit cycle with only two outs, back to back HR, King not giving a walk or run, and couple of 8 run comebacks, I wouldn't be surprised if Padres sweep the Dodgers, whoever at NLCS and sweep our WS opponent.
>>144820139He's not Mike Trout
>>144820106This is so gay
Based Catholic Monks. They winning all for Junípero Serra.
>mfw Braves fans cry and seethe about the bye being too harsh for the past two years and now cry about not having a bye in the NLWC
>>144820495>mfw
>Phillies drew the only 3 game series opponent>Braves sent homeLove it
>barfs
My predictions for the LCSYankees 3-1 RoyalsTigers 3-2 IndiansPhillies 3-1 BrewersPadres 3-2 Dodgers
>>144818861This reminds me of the powderpuff girls. Powderpuff yankino.
Royals own ya stankin azz
>>144820770*LDS
>Fagdreshttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DAphShdRvgg/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==Maybe Kim does go to the Jints next season.
all 5 games of divisional series should be played in one city. applies to the CS and WS too if a wildcard team wins the DSno home games for wildcard teams. win the regular season if you dont like it
Lmao @ the shitlanta cowards. Maybe next years pussies
>>144821010The Padres probably aren't keeping Kim next season if they make it to the WS without him. But I doubt it's the Giants that are going to take him. Watch him get grabbed by a team like the Mets and they move someone like Iglesias to 1st to replace Alonso
im literally a girl
i just keep thinkin about those NY mets
Less than 12 hours until the Mets get eliminated
>>144821010What's wrong Anon? You never got beer poured down your ass by another man?
>>144821037Sorry buddy but it is a tradition going back 30 years. Stemming from the original ALCS format going back 60 years.What do you hate tradition? You killing baseball? The MLB will not stand for this attack on baseball!Now excuse me we must prepare for the 3rd home game in a row for the 3 game wild card series.
>no team has shown more absolute dominance over the comedy central teams than the Yankees>nothing but central division teams stand between the Yankees and the World SeriesI'm telling you all right now. The Yankees are going to win the World Series and absolutely wreck teams on the way there. This Yankees team is going to hold you down and smash your entire anus while enjoying the sound of your futile cry for help. That is the reality of what is coming. I suggest you prepare accordingly.
>>144821144also the wildcard series should only be 3 games if the away team wins. home team wins 1 game and they advance. dont like it, win the regular season
Why not just shorten the season and end it in August and have a 2 month playoff run like they do in the NBA and NHL?
>>144821145Sup bitch. Did you miss me? Gonna be chilly at Comerica hope your dainty handed trillion dollar hitters don't get cold. The Twins aren't here! They're dead! The Marlins and us Killed them! You're jobber isn't here old man! You're not safe just because Houston is gone!
did you guys celebrate your detroit tigers making the alds with jet’s pizza and vernor’s last night?
>>144821145>YankeesLmao fags
>>144821188>tigirls>2 and 4 vs the Yankees this year>2 and 5 vs the Yankees last year>1 and 5 vs the Yankees two years agoPrepare your anus. Yankees are going to murder your bucci
>>144821010Based rascal Kim
>>144821176because regular season gate pays the bills. but they could switch to a phony playoff structure like PGA and NASCAR and use the last month to seed the final bracket. problem is at least 30% of the teams will have nothing to play for at that point so its not really a fair test.
>>144821207No I was fucking exhausted after Monday night football and the 2 WC games. I ordered tacos from a local place they fucked my order up so I got credits but the tacos were good as fuck.
OUR New York Yankees will be winning the ‘eries.
>>144821188Tigays lol kek
>>144821265God wants a royals padres world series
>>144819891Musgrove is like 95% done if not for this playoff run than next year too. Sucks he's been so injured after signing his deal but that's baseball. King Cease Darvish with the BP is solid. Darvish has 3 more years on his deal IIRC, doubt he retires early.
>>144821277God wouldn’t do that to us.
>>144821237>2006>Tigers 2-5 regular season record>Tigers win 3-1 in ALDSBig deal we're not the fucking Twins. The entire mindset is we own your asses... lol but I think KC is gonna run you.
>>144820095he looks like nicholas cage
>>144821277but tigers brewers is what MLB deserves
>>144821300You're only in due to an expanded playoff structure. Houston deserves to be in
>>144821237SAY. HIS. NAME.
>Tigers and Yankees shit talking>inb4 neither team makes itWould be funny not gonna a lie and I am a Tigers fan.>Yankeks>Yangays>Gaynkees>Gayknees>ACK-nees>Ay My Knees (2012 edition)
>>144821300>royals>2 and 5 vs the Yankees this year>2 and 4 vs the Yankees last year>1 and 5 vs the Yankees two years ago>>b-b-but what about muh tigirls from 18 years agoPrepare your anus. Yankees are going to murder your bucci
If Shildt wins the World Series, Mozeliak has to be hanged at the Gateway Arch.
>>144821318Yeah... well. We're here.
>>144821300Tigays lool
>>144821338Manfred masterclass
>>144821326I don't trust your depth or manager. Also 7 days rest is a motherfucker.
The Royals have more playoff success than the Jays since 2015 and they STILL won't fire Shapiro and Atkins.Rogers just doesn't care. They don't. They know all the good goy pajeets will fill the seats even if they went 0-162. Clueless clowns from the Jerry Reinsdorf school of franchise management.
Phillies, Padres, Tigers, and Royals are the good guys. Mets, Yankees, Dodgers, and Guardians are the bad guys
>B-B-BUT THE TIGAYS BEAT THE YANKEES 20 YEARS AGO YOU HAVE TO BE SCARED
>>144821356this but switch royals and indians
>>144821356I mean yeah the Mets are but they're like the goofy bad guy who isn't super threatening and you expect to slip on a banana peel.
>>144821356Yankees are the good guys everyone else is supporting cast. The bad guys lost already.
>>144821362About the last time the Yankees won a World Series.
>>1448213751984
>>144821363GuardIndians are the bad guys in the ALDS. You have kind of bullied the Tigers over the years.
>>144821318only the yankees indians dodgers and phillies deserve to be playing.
>>144821324>Gaygers>Gaytroit
>Yankees doing that New York thing where they boast to hide how scared they areHaha... cute.
Mets are being eliminated tonight bros who’s ready?
>>144821413>Meanwhile, Tigays are definitely NOT doing that
>Dodgers posters scour social media and repost every instance of the Padres team/fans acknowledging LA with a cry of "rent free"
>>144821421Tigers didn't expect to be here. You guys have been banging that drum for years and are about to witness a Generation that has never even seen the Yankees play in a WS much less win one.Our entire payroll was less then Houstons closing pitcher. I don't need to justify anything to you because you have no excuse for not cashing in on a single playoff run in 15 years.Suck it.
>>144821415As a Mets hater, I'm done doubting the team. I think they have a good chance to burn the Phillies if they make the NLDS
>>144821188Suddenly NYC is in Florida.
>>144821466Tigays haha
>>144821517Hahaha.
TIGODSALCS
Why do central bros always complain about teams having high payroll/high expectations? Even the less financially well off east and west bros never bring it up.
>>144821188it was quite impressive seeing the tigers beat the asslols but the guardians aren't frauds this year, plus the stankees are getting their shit cleared out by the royals. there's a better chance that IF the tigers advance, they wont have to worry about the stankees at all.
>>144821476>I think they have a good chance to burn the PhilliesLol no.
>>144821081yeah... i'm thinkin about those mets, too
>>144820174Anon did you also think everyone in the AL was the Astros little brother when they chanted 'WE WANT HOUSTON' before playing them
>>144820203>Mets will never win a series against Philly>Mets will get swept in the double header by Atlanta >Mets can’t possibly beat the brewers bc of their regular season record from the past decade (oh kek that’s a funny one)>Mets uh surely can’t win today <- you are here>Mets will get swept in the NLDS
Nah but to be honest for a second My Yankees have some tough opponents in their way and will need to bring their A game if they want to win. My biggest actual fear is just Boone doing something retarded.
>>144821719cubyals own ya azz
>>144821719judge is a poverty pitcher merchant and that won't work in the playoffs so either soto does 2019 stuff and they win or the bullpen *will* shit its pants and they fall to the royals
>tigers will be the 2023 diamondbackswhy are you all supporting this? look at how much of a slurper WS we had last year. do you really want that again?
>>144821751I want it for 1984 rematch kino
>>144821751>mets will be the 2023 diamondbacks except they'll winFTFY, little guy. the tigers and diamondbacks aren't even in the same league!
How quickly they forget
>>144821356>Sewers not even mentionedConfirmed for only good guys left in the NL
Mets will be out tonight probably. Nice little Cinderella run though.
>>144818831If they can win tonight all will be forgotten. I think they have at least 50/50 odds against the Phillies and there would be something kino about a team that made the playoffs hours before they started being in the NLCS.Maybe they could even have a rematch against the Royals or Yankees (and then probably lose almost all the games again).Mets Royals was a surprisingly good series despite it being lopsided because the Mets led like every game so you got a lot of tense come from behind victories as their bullpen imploded.
>>144821719If Judge chokes and does nothing but 0-fers again, everyone else has to step up and that's been a big issue with our bats. Hopefully the lights aren't too bright for Dominguez.
if you're going to post /mlb/ ai slop then don't generate images with """"""text""""""
>asstros
>be Joe Musgrove>forget to put spider tack on your ear>try to throw a pitch without aid of substances>tear elbowkwab
>>144821828KWAB
>>144821811I strongly believe he will be proving the “can’t hit in the postseason” allegations wrong this year. Stanton is always clutch in the playoffs, and I think him, Jazz, and Dominguez in the middle of the order could be a big help if Judge and Soto are struggling. Just need good starting pitching.
>>144818822Mets only go to the Series when their team is not very good. 2014, good pitching, absolutely abysmal offense. 2000, a bunch of literal whos and Mike Piazza. 1973, very improbable as well.When they have really good teams they lose early, e.g. getting swept right away after winning 100 games two years ago. 1986 is the exception where they were actually a historically good team.So they are actually in a good place.
>he can't read slopanese
Metigers
>>144821848It’s was 2015 CHUD and Daniel Murphy’s historic home run streak was one of the most kino things I’ve ever seen. He of course then fumbled the bag in the ‘Eries but Mets still won that pennant.
>>144819165How is life in NYC? It seems comfy to be able to get around without needing a car.
>>144821828
>>144821957kek
>>144821945he's in washington
kek white soxa big red down arrow
>>144819809>yfw the phillies last playoff win was technically one day AFTER the last astros playoff winlol asslels
>>144821945It sucks. Some illegal immigrants raped my girlfriend and ran away to Mexico and never got caught
Are those mfers on the main espn broadcast going to STEAL tonight's game from my guys Sciambi and Glanville?
Ready for the last day of the season, metcucks?
>>144822106Sciambi is a fat, talentless hack.
>>144822100Anon stop posting your fantasies
>>144822106the raping blob and Doug Nyquil will stay on the broadcast solely to torment me
>>144821356Hey that's just my post my last thread but in a different format
>>144822152oh and I can't forget Jesse "I bet the Cubs are kicking themselves for firing Ross and not signing Rhys Hoskins" Rogers
>>144822138Stop being a hater, bro
It is very cute how the media refers to Lindor as an "MVP candidate"
>>144822134>Ready for the last day of the season, metcucks?kek, every day for the past two weeks
>>144822174this isn't unique to Lindor but I do enjoy when people say "(player) needs to be in the MVP conversation" its like OK fine, let's have a 'conversation'
>>144822174Isn't Ohtani just going to be MVP no matter what?
Trans-sista' Lindoor
the mets have pizza and the brewers have cheese, bratwursts and beer. therefore i will be rooting for milwaukee
>>144822222yes he and judge will be unanimous
>>144822256>he doesn't know
there should be a game tomorrow.
we need early nu tho
I’ll be shocked if the Phillies don’t absolutely mollywhop whomever escapes the wild card anyway
>>144822336they will beat the brewers and lose to the mets
>>144822345The Mets got farther than they had any right to already.
>>144822182this time it will happen. the mest have been lucky far too long
gm melbhappy >mest elimination day
Manfred had his fun, but today is the day he lets the mets meme die
>>144819311
>>144822404
>luckkek, name a more clutch moment in your team's season i'll wait (you'll find me, I promise)
>>144822407wont be remembered as they arent making it to the nlds :)
reminder that the postseason doesnt start until the division series
>>144822411
Leaking the playoff script for those who want to know the results and who to bet on>Mets beat Brewers today>Yankees beat Royals 3-1>Guardians beat Tigers 3-1>Padres beat Dodgers 3-1>Mets beat Phillies 3-0>Yankees beat Guardians 4-2>Mets beat Padres 4-2>Mets win world series against Yankees 4-2
>>144822451
>>144822451Zased
>>144822451Funny you mention this because this is the result of every time the Brewers made the playoffs since the 80s1981 Yankees- Made World Series1982 Cardinals- Won World Series2008 Phillies- Won World Series2011 Cardinals- Won World Series2018 Dodgers- Made World Series2019 Nationals- Won World Series2020 Dodgers- Won World Series2021 Braves- Won World Series2023 Diamondbacks- Made World Series
Doyers vs Yankees WS
>>144822451>only team to not sweep their WC opponent>believes they're going to win the WSkek
>>144822483>Doyers pitching staff going into the playoffs
dodgers arent winning the world series until they get trout
>>144822489And then the Nationals won the world series few years back
>>144822483Peak soulless.
Ready for Friday!
>>144822516>Doyers vs Stankees>Stankees vs MESTPick your poison
>>144822407it's slightly less clutch since the braves would've sandbagged game 2 the same way the mets did
>>144822528imagine thinking manfred will (((allow))) another suckway series
>>144822483Cole > KershawGils > YamamotoRodon > Flaurity
>>144820095Phillies will get swept if they face the Mets (Unless Wheeler wins his game). They may have a chance against the Brewers however. But yeah after Wheels, the pitching roster takes a nose dive to the point the bats are gonna need to score more than 6 runs if they intend to win
>>144822529Kek ask the DBacks Reddit how easy it is to win a throwaway game against a team that’s already in
>>144822555Wheeler is the second place for cy young in the NL and Nola is an ace level pitcher. Ranger Suarez is their only question mark but he’s been good in the playoffs in the past
scared lil bro?
>>144822579Nola is either okay to get through a game mostly unscathed, or becomes the designated home run derby pitcher of the NL. Suarez hasn't been good since going down with injury (which think Phillies are hiding the fact he may need TJS). Sanchez is similar to Nola not secure, but not as rbi giving up heavy. Then finally you got bullpen game which Phillies are stuck thanks to 77 million dollar mental midget that is Taijuan Walker (Turnbull was rule out for the divisional round at the very least)
>>144822604Turnbull, walker, and Sanchez don’t matter you poser it’s the playoffs. You only need three good starters. On paper the Phillies smash the Mets and Brewers.
>>144822628>on paperoh man it’s over for you lol
>>144822628Does matter if both Wheeler and Nola don't win their games. At that point, you would need Suarez, Sanchez, and the bullpen to win 3 straight if both Wheels and Nola lose. Hell, If I were the Phillies, Id use Nola for Game one, Suarez for Game 2, Wheeler for a possible game three away, and Sanchez for Game 4 also away.
Kinda crazy I genuinely rather see the Mets or Philadelphia win the WS over the Doyers. What a truly insufferable team this season.
>>144818756Ringless behavior
>>144822659If the Mets win today, They win the world series guaranteed
>>144822670oi u got a loicense for that ticket m8?
>>144822477So basically whoever beats the Brewers wins the world series this year if we go by pattern. So yeah, go Brewers until the NLCS
>>144822670Seems easily resolved with a VPN, no?
Alright Manfred enough fuckin around let’s start the game already
>>144822697>residency will be based on credit card billing infowhen did this cucked af behavior begin? Don’t remember teams ever doing this when I was a kid.
>>144822670FUCKING KEK'D LIKE I'VE NEVER KEK'D BEFORE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>144822628>On paper the Phillies smash the Mets and Brewers.Not really. Phillies and Mets in terms of the Batting power, its pretty much tied. The Mets have the more consistent starting pitching staff than the Phills with the bullpen being mostly tied. The Brewers I think the Phillies have the edge in both hitting and pitching just slightly. Also the Brewers tend to suck playing away games in the playoffs
>>144822670damn don’t you wish you were invited?
>>144822744Lmao did you really talk yourself into believing that?
>>144822757Have you seen the Phillies vs the Mets lately? Let alone the Brewers?
>>144822757Phillies have sucked donkey dick whenever they played the Mets in Queens. If they don't win both games at home, then Mets win it all in queens easily. That is if the Mets even make it out tonight
>>144822765The Phillies have been ass since the all star break just like the other real teams like the Yankees and dodgers. Unlike your tryhard Mets they all had nothing to play for
>>144822765>>144822780Mets fans’ entire viewpoint is informed entirely by the Mets games they saw. Shocking
>>144822782>Phillies had nothing to play forBefore middle of August, their division lead was 2-3 games away from being tied with the Braves. Course the Braves collapsed and the Mets were still too far away to event contend for the title. Also gotta take into account of the Phils had to play for the playoff bye and possible first seed.
>>144822780do you actually think past games have an effect on future games?
nu >>144822817>>144822817>>144822817
>>144822793Don't even need to be a Mets fan to know the Phillies are outclassed by them and have been for the entire month. Mets are basically what the Phills were 2 years ago. And knowing all things retarded, the Phillies WILL pull a Barfs against them if the Mets win tonight.
>>144822833Lmao yeah right
>>144819530No, the O's pitching staff was decimated this year. While they'll lose Burnes, they'll get back Bradish, Rodriguez, Wells, Bautista, and Means. As for position players, Holliday will probably breakout, Kjerstad will improve, while Henderson, Rutschman, Cowser, Mountcastle, and Westburg will stabilize or improve. They'll also get a great trade haul from Samuel Basallo.
>>144822867You know it to be true and that's why you continue to reply with all the malding posts
>>144822719It's been slowly growing since the TV/streaming experience keeps getting more convienent and high quality in combination with the fact tickets prices keep gotten more and more expensive. Now if you want consistently high attendance by your fans, you pretty much need passionate fanbases willing to put up with just about anything to see their team. Not every franchise has the history neede to nurture such passion. So, some teams have to resort to petty tactics to make sure their stadiums don't get invaded. This will especially be the case in a state like Cali for obvious reasons.
>>144822670Looks like San Diego has more than one wall kek
>>144822670It's besides the point because both NLDS games in SD have been sold out for a week+. There aren't any tickets to buy in the first place.
>Tatis>Arraez>MachadoWhy are the Padres so full of beaners?
>>144823575Is there a team that isn’t?
