Return of the Taco editionCurrent and upcoming races:29.09 - 06.10 PETRONAS Le Tour de Langkawi 2.Pro01.10 - 06.10 Cro Race 2.105.10 Giro dell'Emilia 1.Pro05.10 Giro dell'Emilia Internazionale Donne Elite 1.Pro WE06.10 Coppa Agostoni - Giro delle Brianze 1.106.10 Paris - Tours Elite 1.Pro07.10 Coppa Bernocchi - GP Banco BPM 1.Pro08.10 - 13.10 Simac Ladies Tour 2.WWT08.10 Tre Valli Varesine 1.Pro08.10 Tre Valli Varesine Women's Race 1.Pro WE09.10 - 13.10 Tour of Taihu Lake 2.Pro10.10 Gran Piemonte 1.Pro12.10 - 14.10 Tour de Kyushu 2.112.10 Il Lombardia 1.UWT13.10 Chrono des Nations 1.113.10 Chrono des Nations 1.1 WE15.10 - 17.10 Tour of Chongming Island 2.WWT WE15.10 - 20.10 Gree-Tour of Guangxi 2.UWT16.10 Giro del Veneto 1.Pro20.10 Tour of Guangxi 1.WWT WE20.10 Veneto Classic 1.Pro20.10 Utsunomiya Japan Cup Road Race 1.Pro>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/JBDRb1Eq>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/>Velodrama league code:11453895Previous thread:>>144795936
Pogi!
>>144834230yes also FAULKNER Kristen
>pogicheatslol
we gaan back in the v*nester domain
Cro Race (2.1)Stage 4Krk - Labin160.5 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-croatia/2024/startlistGC after stage 3:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-croatia/2024/stage-3-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-croatia/2024/stage-4/livehttps://crorace.com/en/live-race/Roadbook:https://crorace.com/pdf/CRORace2024_Roadbook_web.pdfStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ 15:00 CET
>>144838767croatians are so stingy with their vowels. couldn't even spare 1 (one) for this poor mf
>>144838774I miss going on vacation to croatia, not very cycle friendly though from what I remember
>>144838954It's gotten ridiculously expensive in the last few years. Your better off going to Greece or Spain.
>>144839011Everyone's going to Albania now
These tootsies belong in my gullet
I wanna play farming simulator with my British fren ;( is anybody out theeerre
Who said the ride never ends...
So how did this guy get a 5th place in a race in 2024....
>>144839277wholesome. won't miss him though
>>144839282PCS "add your results" function already a big success I see
>>144839277Needs to go through a gravel phase now
>>144839288>>144839314He won't be back any time soon:>In future, his focus will be on his private life. Geschke and his partner are expecting a child in November. He is happy to be able to make family life his priority. “I want to take it easy for a month,” said Geschke, who would like to remain involved in cycling in a different role.
easy katka
Dude waited a week, now he can use it for his shitty safety company
>>144839399It's his shill company that took the radios away, I genuinely hate this person
>>144839399Palpatine-looking motherfucker
>>144838774only 110 m^2, guess the guy never deserved any vowels
>>144839438so what is it, does safeR want to ban radios or they wanna keep them?
>>144839528whatever option brings in more money
>>144838954absolutely kino to ride, but the cagie situation is crazy
>>144839528Maybe he wants to sell his own Ear Plugges™
>>144839544
>>144839528
>>144839561Reminder that this dude said paid spectator zones would improve safety
>>144839565Guy is the dutch merchant personified, would walk over corpses for a euro
Anicolor bros?Big Fred bros?
>>144839630Proper
>>144839630decent one. better than Matje's last season, because he had stripes too low, somewhere around his stomach
>>144839630white pogacar is back
>>144839540what shoe number is that? 60?
>>144839647https://www.instagram.com/uae_team_emirates/reel/DAsk4mHoLZL/Sadly it looks like it's on the stomach here
>>144839630
>>144839675curse. how come women got it better
>>144839630One day FDJbros...
>>144839528it’s SafeR chud
>>144839688Patje makes good jerseys
>>144839688>"Woman"That's not a real woman like dommy mommy
>>144839687It's just the gilet that's shit. Logo is smaller on the suit
It's 2:40am Pacific time. Do you know where YOUR schizos are?
on my commute this morning a cyclist gotpushed of his bike by “youths” he’s in critical condition guess I’m going to take different routes from now on
>>144839671fisheye lens - shoesize 42.5
>>144839782F
>>144839782Every day I pass a middle school on my commute where a girl was stabbed last year for nor wearing the foulard. Thankfully I go outside of school time
>>144839783You have such long tootsie digits. >T based knower
>>144839816I usually do to but I went too early this morning highschool is next to my workplace and it’s a cesspit. It’s so over
Imagine not being able to outsprint a narbonnoid on a bike. You deserve that shanking tbqh
yep
>>144839816>rue Mohamed VLike pottery
>>144839872PADUNI is still alive?
>>144839882Imagine how many matches he has saved up
there's kind of a landmark judicial case in football going on right now that would do away with transfer fees. the argument would be that athletes are employees and should be able to just leave their job, instead of having their contracts bought out by other clubs.i bring this up because people have often talked about how cycling should have such a system of transfer fees, because cycling has that kind of free movement where you can just Uijtdebroeks it and go to another team mid-contract and they don't have to pay a big compensation sum, and who'd have thought that instead we'll have football go the way of the cycling model where transfer fees will no longer be a thing
>>144839872Get ready for the mythical LAFAY.
>>144839903Axeltard knows
>>144839876Kek
>>1448399102 (TWO)
>>144839876Is that like equivalent of Malcolm X Boulevard?
locked inPog will chutedon't pick him
>>144839936Nigger it's Martin Luther King Blvd. Not Malcolm x you kek
Abel BALDERSTONE
he's back on the bikeBIG 2025 incoming. 2 monuments
>>144840199Omloop and Kuurne-Brussel-Kuurne?
>>144840213not insignificant results
>>144839891they will never get rid of transfers it would completely destroy the sport.
>>144840020why keep on posting these?want to have sex with her?want to make others want to have sex with her?want to make others know you want to have sex with her?non-sexually?
>>144839891>you can just Uijtdebroeks itHe didn't just leave. Bora had to agree to end the contract early and I'm fairly certain Visma paid them some money for it.On a related note I don't like the new trend of riders changing teams mid-season. Should only be allowed to transfer during off-season.
>retired Pinot was the first frenchman in the UCI ranking until May>now Bardet is the first frenchman in the UCI ranking 8 months before his retirement
>>144840273They paid out his contract which was some starters wage that was nothing iirc
Tomorrow
>>144840305
>>144840305good lawdy, once you start taking cycling seriously again, you will sweep with farmers and get-good-overnight countries
>>144840341Bring me back to 2016-2019
>>144840345best monument of the year
>>144840345Pogacar should drop Roglic and Remco like stones on San Luca like in TdF stage 2 right?
>Bridge day in Germany>New PR on Alpe du Zwift this morning>Bought lots of innards from the butcher>Made some vegetables with liver and a baguette
Watching latest Sam Sulek video. He's shitting on days off. Saying people are soft taking them when they're not needed. Yeah we'd get along.
>>144840437He's also a roided up animal that will die before 35
>Info @Gazzetta_it - sources confirmed us that @Q36_5ProCycling is interested to sign @tompidcock (now with @INEOSGrenadiers) already for 2025.'It's possible' a source close to swiss team told us @cycling_podcast Talks ongoing at this stage
CHUTE
>>144840485pidcock has a long and very expensive contract how can they afford that
>>144840493Maybe ineos want to get rid of him
>>144840505hmpf maybe but they are not signing anything expensive and its not like they have men to spare anyways
>>144840485That would be end of career, anyway if he was on the market some team like EF or gayco would jump first
>>144840396sub human scum
>>144840396very cool
>>144840437Gordon Ramsay shits all over that fatty. The greatest Irish man of all time
>>144840515>but they are not signing anything expensivebecause they can't afford to with Pidcock's salary eating up their budget
>>144840536Frennn what's up
>>144840485>>144840521Ineos is a bad place to be right now. Q36 sounds kinda sketchy still, offer from Tudor would be nice
>>144840555ah yes they need to sell pidders to q36.5 and bernal to a sudaca conti team. Then get rid of ganna as well and we're talking
It's going to be redbull
Ineos will cease to exist after next year's season. Ratcliffe already hinted multiple times that he doesn't care about cycling anymore.
>>144840579Ganna to quick step and we force the UCI to bring back the WC TTT
>>144840591I say they fold after 2027 season since 6 runners have a contract with them until then
>>144840563eating cow rectums because it has more iron is the behaviour of a 3rd world subhuman
Did we already talk about Vader going to Q365?
>>144840645Keked. Do you wanna play a steam game with me. Email me dfh984@proton.me
>>144840669Remember when people rated this jobber because he won in china
>>144840677can you handle 18hr a day of farming simulator 22?
>>144840732There's only one way to find out
>>144840732I wanna join this agricultural adventure. steam code 327313047
>two worst posters in a separate containment zone together Yes yes this all sounds excellent
>>144840778The austrian isn't that bad
>>144840273transfers are still really rare in cycling to be honest, riders move all the time when their contract is over but mid-contract is kind of uncommon
Islam is two for two down in Cameroon
>>144840767183119386
>>144840821And our guy Smet Guy didn't place last today, we're so back, boomer sisters.
>>144840832The belgian JUST guy
>>144840838Already ordered big enough so that he'll still fit into it after his PR bulk this winter.
>>144840838waar white bibs
>>144840732downloading rn, 5min remaining
nobody should say to us having 2 paris-roubaixes in a year, one in the spring and one in october (and everyone would know october is the real one)
>>144840854Black bibs are better. This is a jacket. I want to see what suit looks like.
>>144840838Whenever a former WC loses the jersey, two UCI gentlemen come his place and oversee that he destroys his former wc jerseys.
Holy shit the infamous POLDI KOMETA train is pushing some serious watts down in Croatia, obliterating the hapless pedalton
>>144840777420 Stoner fag?
Paul DOUBLE about to reach criticality
Correction: LONARDI will go thermonuclear. DOUBLE is in Malaysia.
>>144840940Entire peloton is blobbed up, looks like they're doing z2 watts behind
Who is this female announcer who is not Jose
>>144840943
Our lad Cyrus MONK is somehow still 3rd in the GC
>>144841001Six months ago, I would've argued with you. But now we are worse than (may Alaphilippe forgive me) Anglos
>>144841033Just filter everyone with double digit IQ and suddenly the thread is much better
>>144841058What is that filter extension that people use? I could do with fewer cheesy tootsies in my life (can't believe I just typed that, how have we come to this point)
>>1448410674chanx
>>144841067He's turning you
PABLITO CASTRILLO GOES SOLOMCNULTY isolated
Equipo Kern Pharma has a runner in the cabeza de carrera, and 2 (too) runners in the lote principal. Decency is non-existent in the equipo.
AND HE GOES AGAIN
>>144841067>hutu liar
Do people call cyclists "bikers" where you live? I was finding odd that so many people were using that term for cyclists, when for me, bikers are members of motorbike riding criminal organizations. Turns out the English speakers in North America here call normal cyclists "bikers", and road bike lycra/fred/mamils "cyclists". Sounds like they are really butchering language.
legal?
>>144841140maybe they just said >biquer
cowardly assassination of Pipo Ganna
>>144841140only heard it in relation to mountain bikers
>>144841174>frenchno because they write biker as well
>>144841187looks nasty, fortunately they weren't going too fast
>>144841169>kernI will guess dirty
>>144841205possibly collected
>>144840390yeah, I wish Vinge wasn't babysitting already
>>144841089"Lote" is the Latin American word. Spaniards call it "pelotón/grupo".
>>144841280What does cabeza de Carrera mean
>>144841285head of race
>>144841298Puck Moonen reaches new depths
>>144841298Imagine the sweat during a prolonged rape session
>>144841298hmm
>>144841290Are you sure? I would prefer an opinion from a Spaniard
>>144841327someone's not been paying attention in Spanish classspeaking of, is there a version of squeaker but as speedy gonzalez?
>>144841140>>144841200same, "bajkers" only for mtbs
>>144841349there's a Mexican squeaker but I don't collect squeakers, surely someone else will post it though
shit bike desu
>>144841390classy bike, would definitely ride
>>144841390any previous ernesto colnago bike world champions?
This is the climb where ONLEY's dreams were crushed by VINGEGAARD RASMUSSEN
>>144841431and then vingedope loses on fucking bonus seconds to mohoric
CASTRILLO PAS NORMAL
vinobros we're back. first bottle on over a month. and Cadburys brought back Top Deck! we feasting tonight
>Me and British schizo are officially frens on steamBased
>>144841439>wine, sun crisps, and candy sloppathis grim affair is considered fine dining in the bri'ish aisles
>>144841424>any previous ernesto colnago bike world champions?Freire
>>144841474Before that, Saronni 1982.
>>144841474Sexo
>>144841474very nice
fuck ben turner
>>144841349>is there a version of squeaker but as speedy gonzalez?no, but it's a fun idea, so I made one
>>144841495That's a big hat
>>144841495hola señor stier del taco van der hoorn
>>144841474i don't usually like old bikes but this one is nice and quirky
>>144841481best version of Master frameset
>>144841506it is referred to as a SOBRERO
fred wright and zambanini absolutely humiliated what a duo
LUND ANDRESEN of all places?
Lund Andersen wins
who is this Dane?
>>144841556now that's a grievous non-attention paying
>>144841556classic van udencel post
when d*nes are involved I prefer not to pay attention
>>144841556he's the leadout of fabio jakobsen, who isn't danish but his family name comes from denmark, although his first name comes from fabio casartelli
So Alpecin now have 8 open spots for their team, who will go there? They can't fill them all with devo riders, can they?
top 10
>>144841630I heard a rumour tommy pidcuckitini and r*mco seethenpole are transferring there to be grug's leadout in the grand tours
>>144841630don't they have a bunch of rapists in their dev team that won the Zwift Academy by GCN challenge? any one of them could be the next Jay Vine.
>>144841631GC
>>144841652It's over for Monkbros
>>144841630They have like 5 CX team to chose from
>the next VINE jay could be here>the next VINE jay could be anywhere
>>144841631WC winner in Copenhagen '29
>>144841694inshallah
>>144841448Wild team-up
>>144841694That spot is already pre-booked by Mads
>>144841709bert.....Mads is too old by then
>>144841709thefutureisnowoldman.jpeg
>>144841506para ti>>144841495ayyy based rusbert
>>144841717or is he?
Despite being completely filthy my chain checker won't go in .75. guess I'm stuck with it for now eh? Big ups to my frens for all the help
>>144841750Mads will be 35 by 2029, which is too old yesBoomerverde is a genetic freak
>>144841758Here's a top secret picture of my cat
>>144841776nice pussy
>WC 2029 is in less than 5 (five) years
>>144841784He is disgusting
>>144841769Cippo won WC at 35
>>144841798why is he missing some of his ear
Too many Danes in top ten
>>144841806dont give me false hope
>>144841798do you sleep in a basement?
>>144841818it's all up to Mads himself
>>144841808I think it's to signify that he's neutered, but he was a street cat before so maybe he got in a fight
>>144841769>>144841718>>144841717He can still do it!MWW
>>144841828he did say that the WC in Danmark as his last race would be a beautiful thingbut lets see how longer he can keep it going
>>144841835definitely a fight. who the fuck would dock cat ear to signify medical procedure
>>144841853Kek, Jeffrey dahmer
>>144841593didnt know croatia can look this nice
>>144841694Wouts last chance
>>144841769Mads is a fat sprinter with suboptimal training. He can last until 35 easy if he wants too. Is his wife expensive?
DCU and UCI should have the startline for the 2029 RR at the place the 1949 race started
Kept looking up WC bikes and just learned that Fads had a WC themed T*ek e-bike kek
And here is a picture of my birb. He is a very fierce and ferocious birb. Good birb
>>144841936don't like matt stephens
>>144841966That's food he regurgitated, he loves me and wanted to feed me kek
>>144841966>street fight cat with a missing ear>keeps a bird>as old grandma linens and bed covers>has brick walls>hairy forearmyou can't trick me motherfucker, show your real balkan flag
>>144841928>Is his wife expensive?she seems to be into fashion, expensive vacations and horses, so yes
today I saw a young guy on e-bike like this with full-face helmet on. what is wrong with e-biker sheesh
>>144841986Keked, I'm a balkoid at heart fren
>>144842021I mean, you could most definitely buy a real nice motorbike for this money, especially since it was probably shipped by parallel import
>>144842021>full-face helmetall young kinds here ride around with them lately, even those on push bikesnot sure if it's a zoomer trend or overprotective parents
>>144842043it's a prettyboy thingyou wouldn't understand
>>144841987>fashion, expensive vacations and horsesGood lord that man is going to ride until 40
>>144841987>horsegirlit was over before it even began
>>144842082You're a fucked up person
>>144842131>He didn't even get a chateau like my main nigga
>>144842155slippery slope, starts with a little kussposting and before you know it it's over
>>144842155Topkek why is that frennn
after slowly ruining cx the jew has found another discipline to slowly sink his teeth in and suck dry
>>144842271Ruining gravel is a good thing though
>>144842288atleast it was it's own thing as much as I enjoy making fun of le communitythis guy just wants cx 2.0 but during summer
welp
>>144842356should have bought from a reputable chinesium brand
>>144841769>Mads will be 35 by 2029*33 (turning 34 in December)there's still hope
>>144842356Bo honest... are you... HUGE?
>>144842340Gravel racing shouldn't exist outside of the community thing in US tbqh, it's not like the woods outside bruxelles is harder to ride on than the arenberg forest. Just create road races with more gravel in them and that's it. It's not like anyone but cobbled specialists has a chance of winning anyway
>>144842356F. I'm guessing they don't have a replacement policy Also are those SPD pedals
>>144842356how?
Tim Marsman
Really what happened was i fell for the rim brake meme. A van made a right turn directly in front of me. I tried braking but didn't stop fast enough. 2nd ride after I wasted a month shipping it to California to get it repaired. I'm done with this gay sport
>>144842356Just buy a richey steel frame and swap the components
>>144842420What are you talking about, you just got a brand new bike from van company
>>144842420deserved for riding with those gay ass blue rims
>>144842420what wheels are they? slandering the good rep of rim brakes when it's probably a bad setup
jfc, my dumbass sister couldn't chose better time to go for holidays in Egypt
maybe the most grand tour of all was the MTB we did along the way
>>144842420>i fell for the rim brake meme>"not my fault, the rim break!">>144842420>A van made a right turn directly in front of me.>"not my fault, but why have I not sued him into oblivion, hmm">>144842420>I'm done with this gay sport>"I have no stamina to hold out for anything longer than 2 weeks "How old are you again?
>>144842448Hey atleast it's probably super cheap now.
Naps.Smoothies with spinach and avocado.Not fancying tactical squad games like the 40k Mechanicus I have and played 30 minutes total of.Fancying simple, relaxing puzzle games.Weekend booze trip neural path almost completely overgrown and rewired to reading books in warm light.Sleeping in socks.Barely increased electrical activity when a female mires.Yes, only way to go is to get old.
>>144841853It's a thing, I have seen enough cat videos to know this is what this evenly clipped ear means, sometimes it is more like a triangular, pizza slice shape missing,They call it TNR, trap, neuter, release and it is a neat way to know if your patient is due or he already has no balls or uterus.
>>144842557this is cruel, 2bh. here it's usually tag on ear, like earring
>>144842576Don't think it is cruel, the cat is already under narcosis, he will be on painkillers for a while anyways. And a missing piece of ear can't go missing ha? Like a tag.
Giro dell'Emilia OFFICIAL /bet/>Pogacar 1.53>Roglic 5>Mas Nicolau 8.5>Evenepoel 12>Pidcvck 26>Williams 34>Jorgenson 34>Healy 34>Bagioli 41>Gaudu 41>Yatesi 51>Yatesi 51>Ayuso Pesquera 51>Woods 81>Vlasov 81>Allah 81>Vine 81...>Lafay 151>Martinez Povidla 201>Tiberi 251>August 1001>Hirt 1001
>>144842668Easy Roglic win, if I were a gambling man, would put my life savings on it
>>144842668ayuso ain't even on the startlist
>>144842685Just put Autismbert's life savings on it, that's what I always do
The Pog avoider
>>144842715most empathetic and prudent velogoombler
>>144842356First the seatstay and now thisrough riding
Tomorrow I am riding a big (for me at least) ride, 178km. The weather is around 10 degrees with very little wind. What do you think I should wear? Haven't ridden outside for a while. The tricky part is that I will do 3x30min (at least) sweetspot somewhere along the ride, otherwise just easy 200w endurance.I was thinking a long-sleeve summer shirt, shorts and light gilet, and taking the gilet off for the intervals. Or will I get too cold?
>>144842420Yes well I've told you multiple times to not go the rimcuck route.
>>144842785sun or no sun?
>>144842785It depends on you. 10 degree I have leg warmers, base layer and spring jacketProbably a gilet i' the back pocket just in case
>>144842785whatever you do, PLEASE don't forget your hundred € bike scarf
>>144842827Partly sunny>>144842836Ah yes, leg warmers are a good call especially after the intervals (or rolling them to the ankle for the interval duration and then up again). I don't really have a base layer>>144842838Hehe, I just use some buff I got for free in a conference bag
>>14484278510 degrees in this region - bib thighs, base thermal layer, windstopper jacket, neck gaiter, thermal headband, gloves
>>144842862I think light gilet and shorts are enough if there's some sun touching you, the arm part is personal preferenceI like mine free or atleast something I can take off
>>144842985Alright, I think I will start like that then and take the leg warmers just in case I am too sweaty/cold after the efforts. Thanks for the input!>>144842904Hehe, you'd fit well into the first group rides of the season here with old guys wearing double base layers
>>144843064well, yes. I'm tired of getting sick
thinking about getting a long-sleeve warm weather jersey so I don't have to bother with sunscreen on my arms
>>144843091but the tan is the best part
>>144842785Remember to do the intervals early on so you spend the rest of the ride in sweaty and wet undershirt!
>>144843120doesn't gopnik fibers perform a wicking function that's drier than even skin itself?
>>144843170how should I know?
>>144842718next year he will be the Pog destroyer
>>144843110not worth the cancer 2bqh$225 for a nice looking maap long-sleeve summer jersey, not cheap but probably worth it in the long run
>>144843196please pay attention to your numerous purchases
>>144843120Ackshually I am planning on doing them sprinkled in, one 30min interval per hour (and maybe extend the last one to 40-60min if feeling good). But yes that's one good reason not to wear a base layer/undershirt
>>144843110>but the tanlines are the best part.Fixed that for you.
>>144843224>>not worth the cancer 2bqhthe secret is to ride under the gentle northern sun. it always amazes me how much harsher the sun is in more southern places. I rarely get sunburn at home.
>a random Slovenian CT team in a Japanese raceBizzare. I must be missing something.
>>144843420yeah you're not wrong, the sun here feels angry and mean; it's worse on the west coast as well, maybe because the air is drier
>>144843492euro conti teams that do this are a front for sex tourism
>>144842420Should've just bought a Canyon Aeroad like all sane people.
>>144842484comfy
>>144843549Racing in Asia is the best way to make good money if you're a conti shitter who knows that he'll never make it big in Europe.
>>144843549> t. BUIJK bert
>>144843832>been missing since augustI pray for the people
>>144844115>missingThe phrase is "at-large"
>Pim Pornhair has lyme's diseaseanother one
Did Mohoric even do one gravel race as world champion?
>>144844647He did the dirty Kansas of whatever they call it now
>>144844647yes unbound where he got humiliated
disturbing amount of gravel followers in this here general
>>144844685I like scrolling through the results to see what boomers still hang out theredon't even think any of it is televised
What's the point of del Torro at the gravel world's? I know that he did CX but didn't he suck there as well?
>>144844757the point is money and bike brands need to sell you shit useless bikes, sorry I mean gravel bikes
>>144844757for fun?
>>144844757Why not? I doubt he'll be doing Lombardia.
>>144844847>>144844864he always looks horrible in colder weather, he also said that Zurich was too cold for him, I don't see him having much fun there
>>144844881Wtf did he say to his barber to get this cut?
>>144844881my king...
>>144844901I think he does it himself...
>>144844881This is a afternoon snack for a 13 year old, not a professional athlete
not a fan of the german gravel nationals jersey
>>144844881literally the meme
>>144844947all snacks are for children, I'm a no sustenance maxxer
>>144840854his skinsuit will be all-white
>>144844987
>>144844881I hate the fact you get a cardboard straw now. You can't even punch a hole in the juice box now. Fuck the EU.
i just shaved myself bald
>>144845032Welcome home brother
>>144845032
>>144845032Post head
>>144845032now go to turkey like the frenchman
>>144845032embarrassing
>>144845032KWAB
hey now i do it like once a monthno reason to go to a barber when you got the scandi genes that makes you bald by age 24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDoA7Didgz0...Velogames youtubers???
>surely he meant to type 34 and just missed the key
>>144843492Since 2019 that Slovene team has in every season had at least one Taiwanese rider.
do any of you have like recurring knee pain under the kneecap when pushing hard and a day or two after a long ride or when the weather changes?
>Mattias Skjelmose will not be in action the rest of this season.>The Danish cycling star reveals this on his Instagram profile on Friday evening, where he reveals the diagnosis of the back injury that forced him out of the WC race on Sunday.>Unfortunately, my season ends here. I had been looking forward to the last part of the season with several big races, but a very sudden and severe pain in my back on the morning of the WC race put an end to my season.>After thorough examinations and an MRI scan, I have been diagnosed with two herniated discs. For this reason I have to stop my season now. It's no secret that I'm sad to see my season end like this, but unfortunately injuries are a part of cycling.>Now I want to give my body time to rest so I can come back stronger next season
>>144845158i get it on the insertion on the inside of my tibia
>do any of you have like recurring knee pain I simply live with the pain
>>144845138this guy is friends with the velomaster and probably cheats
>>144845144lol, lmao eveni started to go bald when i was 20, just like my father, grand father and great grand father
it'd be nice if there's doping but like for connective tissues repair
>>144845032One of usOne of us
>>144845138they even have a podcast where they discuss picks and such
speaking of. whatever happened to the french bert that had hair transplants?
>>144845223he's free and does not have to dwell in the baldy den anymore
CyclingHighlights has a Twitter accountfastest follow i have ever done
>>144845149*Since 2018. Thus for one season Pogacar was on the same team as three Taiwanese.
>>144845195Kek I was also shaved at 25.
>>144845223passed the legal hair count limit and CYCNADA banned him from posting
>>144845159is it common for cyclists to get herniated discs?
>>144845173KWAB
>>144845223i think >we bullied him so hard he never posted here again
>>144844988this guy has KOMs on Strava at 250w kek
>>144845246After chuting it shouldn't so rare
>>144842021the fuck is the point of weight weenie-ing an electrictardmobilemost cringe shit i ever seen
>>144845281There's some 6'2" stick man in my club who outclimbs a lot of the Cat 1 racers and every time I check his Strava it's like "3rd Best Power Output for 1 Hour: 152w"
I MTBed over 2 ski mountains today4k climbing in 17 miles wtf
>>144845356we use metric here
>>144845239another Benny Hill there
>>144845366ok1219.2 meters in 27 km
>>144845437not as much as SEPP kuss
I love my frens
consume the burger
>>144845602When is she gonna notice me ?
Ajewso conveniently disappeared from Emilia startlist
>>144845663Holy shit he ate the dog
>>144845663I love that type of burgeryou bite in the fat fat stacks of cheesy meat goodness and then you hit the tomato ohhh boy thats the good stuff
>>144845705Mmmm... Vollering foot birber...hnnnnng mawmawww
>>144845705you should try Juicy Lucy's, with the cheese inside the beef patties. Some say it's overkill, but being a kraut i don't think you'd object
>>144845738Shadup bitch. Go play on your poor person used bike with no power meter lol lol lol
>>144845738hm not sure about this one>>144845766yours is a poor person used bike
>>144845779>Specialized sl4 is a poor person bikeKek what a hater
>>144845803it's ancient and everything on it hasn't been in production for the better part of a decadeyou probably got it for 500 bucks or so and it's not even worth that amount
>>144845842You lying ass cock sucker. I prefer my bike to your meme bike, that's all that matters. You don't see this happening to me >>144842356
>>144842356谢谢你的钱,Yanqui 猪狗。
>>144845861kwabI'm not someone who hates on poor people or short people for that matter but you should stop parading that thing around itt as if it doesn't belong into a museum. Not like you're riding anyways
>>144845913>I'm not someone who hates on poor people or short people Why would you hate on yourself? Post bike, poorlet
>>144845985why do you post the same few pics over and over again. ah wait, because you don't actually ride outside and you're using the craigslist seller photos
>>144845999Please don't encourage the schizo
>>144845999My bikes a rape machine right now junior. Oh wait, you don't have one of those either, oooofff
>>144842356what did we tell you people? ride aluminium until the ozempic thins you out enough so you can ride the good stuff. What do you need carbon rims and a sub 7kg bike for if you're a rotund mass of blubber?
>>144846025>My frens are seething at my budget rape setupKwab
I really dig lefty forks tbqdesu
>>144842356I hope you aren't the same burgerbert who had his carbon frame damaged during transport a few weeks ago
>BIG ride tomorrow>Top up my tubeless/hookless tires>Charge my computer>Charge my radar>Charge my shifters>Charge my pedals>Brew my sugar water>Choose from my selection of Haribo
>>144846170>pierre baguette and milkiesvery cool
Kwiatkowski's win at the worlds is closer in time to Freire's 2004 win than it is to today.
>>144846593People who complain about today's cycling should rewatch this race or LBL 2014 and realise how good we have it
>>144846702Does ANYONE like Gerrans?
>>144842356no refunds>>144846170>poutine sandwichmon dieu
>>144846851>Cucked Valverde out of a Luik-Bastenaken-LuikYes
>>144846170It was me. I got the bike back a few days ago, 2nd ride and crashed it. I decided I am not done with this gay sport, but I might be done with carbon. I haven't decided on rim brakes yet.Have any if you guys used buycycle? It seems quite overpriced
In the meantime I have my booster cruiser 90s mountain bike to ride around. I definitely have more respect from the blacks in Philly on that
>>144847627Just go titanium.
>>144847627Hahaha oh man what a loser, 2nd ride and you Keked, how will you ever recover. That guy did you a favor from embarrassing yourself with those gay blue rims, you should thank him tbqh
>>144847627lol just don't crash broIt's THAT simple
>>144845803
>>144845199our bodies barely repair cartilage unfortunately, so there's no process to dope to make better
>>144848838>>144845199Michael Rasmussen says that corticosteroid injected directly into the joint does the trick.
>>144849308I think the effect is just temporary and it's more decreasing inflammation than actually repairing the cartilage itself
Henrik Mads
Made my team, got the podium and three jobbers
Ynr that Nibali never won LBL and completed his palmares because if that doper ignlinskey
>>144845766your chain is still too long bert
>>144852855Oh no poor Nibali who was on Astana as well and obviously clean
>>144847627May I interest you in the finest German scandium? Please buy our bikes.
>>144853009He only joined astana afterwards
>>144852927No it's not that was right after I put the wheel on and hadn't ridden it around. I used my chain checker and that dirty cock sucker isnt even .75 >>144841758
>>144853072>>144852927What he means is that you couldn't follow basic instructions on how to size your chain https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0YibMDWBAw
>>144853129Thanks but i think not mr zoetemelk, the derailleur wasn't engaged all the way making the chain look longer. Here's a proper comparison pic with the correct derailleur position. Also i didn't put that chain on the previous owner did, I want to change it because it's dirty and I like shiny new toys but I'm not going to change it until it needs it at .75. Thank you for your service though
The new ROTOR 2Inpower SL is tempting me. Particularly since they're the only ones who manufacture 155cm cranks. The only other ones are Sigeyi but you know the business about chinese powermetres
>another tank mans daddy in the wild
>>144853280>ROTOR>The only other ones are Sigeyi but you know the business about chinese powermetresaheam... welcome to WHEELTOP!>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5KNtrXOHP0
4k over 12%? they havin a giggle don't believe that
>VAN AERT 4th down in Tour de Batamnature is healing
2024 UCI Gr*v*l World Championships OFFICIAL /bet/>Poel 1.8>Stuyven 6.5>Merlier 7.5>Vermeersch 8>Mohoric 11>Vermeersch 17>Vakoc 19>Govekar 23>Toro 26>Voss 29>Lamperti 34>Benoot 34>Hermans 41>Avermaet 51>Christen 61>Sweeck 61...>Nieuwenhuis 81>Haga 101>Mason 101>Isershit 101>Terpstra 101>Oss 151>Botas 4501
>>144853332I want a signed fignon
2024 UCI Gr*v*l World Championships F*mmes OFFICIAL /bet/>Kopecky 2.87>Wiebes 3.25>Pieterse 9>Empel 9>Vos 10>Anrooij 17>Cromwell 19>Cecchini 21>Persico 21>Vas 26>Shephens 26>Brand 29...>Markus 41>Brapbury 41>Prevot 51>Worst 67>Can't 101
Did Ahmed Yeish say anything about his form? He is a nice defensive pick but I don't like it and I would like to not pick him.
I picked my boys.
I picked your boys.
Did my first r*n in a year. God I am slow
>>144853334This is just like TIME being owned by SR*M, Rotor will keep producing in Spain like TIME stills produce in Slovakia
>>144853489
Gozaimasu may be the second most picked after Pogacaca.
Why isn't this race a monument instead of Lombardia...Parcours are way more interesting here.
36 Tadej Pogačar33 Enric Mas25 Primož Roglič13 Stephen Williams12 Roger Adrià11 Antonio Tiberi9 Florian Lipowitz9 Archie Ryan9 Alex Baudin8 David Gaudu6 Eddie Dunbar6 Davide Piganzoli5 Giulio Pellizzari5 Ben Healy5 Remco Evenepoel4 Matthew Riccitello3 Nairo Quintana3 Ion Izagirre3 Jay Vine2 Bauke Mollema2 Giulio Ciccone2 Matteo Jorgenson2 Michael Woods2 Clément Berthet2 Filippo Zana2 Domenico Pozzovivo1 ALBERTO BETTIOL1 Rafał Majka1 QUENTIN PACHER1 Thibaud Gruel1 Filippo Baroncini1 Esteban Chaves1 Mark Donovan1 SANTIAGO BUITRAGO1 Victor Lafay1 Lorenzo Fortunato1 Georg Steinhauser1 Walter Calzoni1 George Bennett1 Dylan Teuns1 Thymen Arensman1 Adam Yates1 DAVIDE BAIS1 Mauri Vansevenant1 Jai Hindley1 Thomas Champion1 Giovanni Aleotti
2 ======29 Tadej Pogačar Enric Mas24 Enric Mas Primož Roglič21 Tadej Pogačar Primož Roglič13 Tadej Pogačar Stephen Williams3 ======20 Tadej Pogačar Enric Mas Primož Roglič10 Tadej Pogačar Enric Mas Roger Adrià9 Tadej Pogačar Enric Mas Stephen Williams9 Tadej Pogačar Enric Mas Antonio Tiberi4 ======7 Tadej Pogačar Enric Mas Primož Roglič Archie Ryan7 Tadej Pogačar Enric Mas Primož Roglič Roger Adrià6 Tadej Pogačar Enric Mas Primož Roglič Stephen Williams6 Tadej Pogačar Enric Mas Primož Roglič Alex Baudin6 Tadej Pogačar Enric Mas Primož Roglič Antonio Tiberi5 ======3 Tadej Pogačar Enric Mas Primož Roglič Archie Ryan Davide Piganzoli3 Tadej Pogačar Enric Mas Primož Roglič Antonio Tiberi Alex Baudin3 Tadej Pogačar Enric Mas Primož Roglič Stephen Williams Archie Ryan
>6 ======2 Tadej Pogačar Enric Mas Primož Roglič Stephen Williams Archie Ryan Davide Piganzoli>Slome Duikelaar>Richie Porte Memorial Team
>>144853591A monument cannot be a circuit race (unless it's in flanders)
>>144853618
Kek the women's race trully is a joke
Bought a winter jacket[spoiler]for running[/spoiler]
Where I am?
>>144853698Misleading picture, the women's course appears equally long but is almost half the length.
Cycle sisters... our response??https://youtu.be/fT4awFO9ASE
Cro Race (2.1)Stage 5Ozalj - Karlovac100.5 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-croatia/2024/startlistGC after stage 4:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-croatia/2024/stage-4-gcLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/tour-of-croatia/2024/stage-5/livehttps://crorace.com/en/live-race/Roadbook:https://crorace.com/pdf/CRORace2024_Roadbook_web.pdfStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+13:00 CET
Giro dell'Emilia Internazionale Donne Elite (1.Pro)Vignola - San Luca113.8 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-dell-emilia-internazionale-donne-elite/2024/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-dell-emilia-internazionale-donne-elite/2024/result/liveRoadbook:http://www.gsemilia.it/userfiles/files/EMILIA_DONNE_2024_STAMPA_light.pdfStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / Rai13:00 CET
Giro dell'Emilia (1.Pro)Vignola - San Luca215.3 kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-dell-emilia/2024/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-dell-emilia/2024/result/liveRoadbook:http://www.gsemilia.it/userfiles/files/EMILIA_UOMINI_2024_STAMPA_leggero.pdfStreams:https://tiz-cycling-live.io/https://cycling.today/live-streaming/Eurosport / Discovery+ / Rai15:00 CET
>>144853842roadbook lists longer stage
LAFAY vs PADUNThe showdown we have all been waiting for
>>144853888For last place?
>>144853888PADUNI is not starting
GONZÁLEZ Roberto Carlos in the break
>>144853965getting kwabbed by Kron in 2021, twas a moral victory for all of us
>>144853911Sad. One of the most bizarre careers of all time
We go again in my battle to defeat nicotine. Like fignon I neber gib up
>>144854028What about Jakob FUGLSANG
Today I hunt for blood
we got immagini in diretta
don't forget to generate heat berts
>>144854243Anyway, how was your ridefor me it was tempo on the flat, not a cloud in the sky cruising through the fields. Also thanks to that germanbert for recommending the shimano rx8 shoes, bought the wide version and used the high inserts that came in the box now I have 0 pain points or hots spots after 100km, genuine gamechanger for me.
>>144854280Very coolHere it's been raining nonstop for 24 hoursPreviously they promised a sunny weekend but it was a stinky LIE
>>144854280shitty weather today so viner it is, but first I need to finish my farming duties in farm simulator 22. thanks schizobrit for showing me this time sink
>>144854389>He's been playing without meYou're a horrible fren. Today I'll be playing hunting simulator, in real life
>>144854328tomorrow will probably be the last outside ride for a while
here it is clear and sunny for the first time in weekshowever I am still quote hungoverdo I channel are bertão and gaan for Big ride irregardless ?
>>144854280That reminds me I need to buy new shoes. Let's see what's on sale
>>144854481medium rides are pretty good for hangovers, just don't stray too far in case the hammer comes down
race has been stopped
>>144854531Because of a train that never came
>>144854555mild traffic protocolstop the race
>>144854492thank you my dear bert I will go for a midul ride after the racing then
We live with gr*v*l l*dies
forgot I put pozzovivo and quintana in my team last night
This will be the leader's jersey for the Tour de Bertmy favourite jersey is a Sportful one. They make good stuff for the price
>>144854671and the young riders jersey ?[spoiler]not that young[/spoiler]
the state of Italian Rai
>>144854692
Bertollo Jr. & Bertollo Sr.
>>144854692Young rider category age 25-30Under 25s not invited
>>144854737stolen valor
hallo kijkers
WE LIVE CZECH REPUBLIC (well, Ostrava) with the Industrial CX race
>>144854804>oil refinery parking lot critsdoes Bertaček really?
>>144854804is this the uranium mine
couldn't this get any worse ugh
Wiebes like a Hulk on a bike
Is gravel racing a complete meme if roadies end up sweeping the World Championships once again?
>>144854850it's already a complete meme, most of these riders are here just to have fun and effortlessly destroy the community
>>144854850>gravel>racingit's clear to see that the greedy frauds at the UCI cannot comprehend the Spirit of the Grabble
>>144854850>Is gravel racing a complete memeYes.
>>144853010I thought about it. Maybe if I was a true richfag, they do have great paint jobs. I'm not sure if the paint is worth making it twice the price of some canyon which is bassicly the same bike though
>>144854859>the communitythese fags deserve it
>>144854850what do you mean the best cyclists in the world can beat semi pro jobbers in a bike race?
>>144854886the framesets aren't really that expensive compared to most big brands nowadays
the main rampas of the race are actually coming on the next climb. 700m 15%
the australian murderer is back
>>144854913Pretty kino. Needs some industrial metal soundtrack.>Controversy>In 2023, visitors were denied entry by security if they wore rainbow-colored articles of clothing. In a recording, security personnel referred to the festival's official policy of prohibiting the propagation of ideology and likened the LGBT flag to the Hakenkreuz—a Nazi symbol.[9] WTF I love Colors of Ostrava now.
>>144854913cx'ing through silent hill
>>144854886I can't deny they look sexy>>144854906€2.199,00 for a frame. You can get a full Canyon grail or endurace or that much iirc
>>144854936dangerously based
so this is the gravel racing
>>144854850>best CX of all time and top 5 cobbled classic man is great at gravel. I mean, yes
Fatman wins again
>>144854960Business idea: CX time trial
>>144854850>gravel WC with like 99% tarmactell me how this is not a meme
how many dutch riders are there in the womans gravel wm holy shit
>>144854946yeah but it's not true richfag levels thoughyou see what rides around on the roads these days, crappy cyclists with 8k bikes
lamborgini wins zonder coverage
>>144855031GC
>>144855031>TURNER
VAN DE PUTA winsDEKENKOLB humbled by czech cx supertalent KERL
backpain sisters...
>>144855038let's go brandon
ItalianRAIbros..
What's the difference in the colours? I always buy yellow without thinking about it.
>>144855214the unclipping angle
>>144855214the float
>>144855232yeah yellow is the way to gono knee pain for me
>>144855214>coloured cleatstry some cold steel
>Pogačar Tadej (UAE Team Emirates) moving up in the peloton
>In his column, Plugge talks about his own team and how they are always trying to innovate. “The control room is an innovation that was applauded by various teams, with the highlight being a colleague who thanked us for the inspiration for the future. The YouTube productions, the control room, our Foodcoach app or the route app Veloviewer that all teams now use for information about the courses. Apart from the (training) technical developments, these are innovations that help the sport move forward.”lol
NED chases downs their own again
>>144855273kid needs a cool nicknamemaybe we should call him The Slovenian Shark or The Yugoslav Cannibal
>>144855291they're hardly chasing, this looks like a z2 strollincredibly boring
elite riders
>they call this Giro dell'Emilia >600 vert metersis this a joke?
Bought new shoes (Fizik) and cleats and 10 (TEN) pairs of socks.
>>144855492socks are some of the only p*rchases not established as /paypig/ten is a bit excessive Though
>>144855518They can be /paypig/ if you put your mind & wallet to it
>>144855490>is this a joke?yes it's called women's cycling
Why are other team pulling?
>>144855518socks are the most scandalously overpriced items. 15 quid is a normal price now for one pair. of course a shrewd consumer like myself finds the good deals.
>>144855535>>144855546paypiggery seemingly knows no boundswhy not some fine woolen h*king socks at $3/pair ?
Remco is trying something
remco son what are you doing
>>144855588And Pogi just swallows him right up
are MATTY on a day
Pog is cooking
>turn on tv>and tadej goes off solo!!!kino, cinema ultramaxx
fuck off
jorgenson making the same mistake as the WC
lol just as I tune in the race is over
>>144855611he looked best of the rest for a whole minute that effort will kill his podium chances.
Luv Pogi let's go Pogi
great race you have there
Remco, what a dummy
Merckx was a fraud and a shitter. This is the real deal
>check how far they are>pogi already goes solodo i even turn on my tv?
Who was the Astana chud that made Pog go mad? Tejada?
>>144855672Scaroni, methinks
>>144855669no the coverage is horrendous, I turned it off because it was so bad not even because of the pogi solo
>>144855669RAI isn’t even showing the race i’m watching gravel avec femmes
>>144855669No reason to. The coverage is limited because of rain and the race has already been decided anyway.
>>144855680>ScaroniLike when he responded to a Castrillo attack in the WC. He just wants an excuse to attack
>>144855681keki just turned it on to see nothing but the finish line, classic raiim so done with this season
Emilian RAI at it again
imagine pogi slips and chutes off cameranow that would be funny
Who wins the Grande or the Norge?
Pogacar is gonna be like 70 credits in next years Superclasico.
>>144855731Yeah you know what also would be funny. If Jonas' doorbell wasn't broken for once when WADA shows up
>>144855737they're G2
Pidkek can't even drop anybody in a descent anymore
Did Groves fuck someone's wife or something, why is he doing Emilia
>gravel world championships course racing on paved sidewalks Why?
>>144855747yes that would be funny
>>144855759training for that other upcoming italian race
>>144855759part of the italian squad you don’t fly in everyone just a crew and do all the races with them
is cycling over?
FORZA FEDERICOFORZA ITALIA>Grande/Grande/>Grande/Grande/>Grande/Grande/>Grande/Grande/
>>144855809Tadej solved cycling. Turns out you just have to pedal harder.
>>144855809Yes he solved cycling. Just push the pedals harder
>>144855790He's doing Guangxi however
L I P OIPO
>>144855812>>144855814>no duality hereyes, it's solved, over and packaged
>>144855812>>144855814
>>144855809Another dark ages are upon us
>>144855815alpecin isn't going to that
Roggles and Remco not in G2?
>>144855842only Kadenproper punishment ride
I don't think Roglic is even in G2
>>144855809No you’re just watching the greatest rider of all time
>>144855858classic pcs man
>>144855865No Remco either, I think
Giant mortadella as a reward. I'd pedal hard too.
>remco
>>144855855>>144855877Probably don't want no part in this sulphurous charade!
Grande domenico
sprint vos vs kopecky on gravel now
proper gravel detour in italy
labrat in the ditch
Parcheggio in a shallow ditch, a save, for the funny Hungarian guy.
kopeckyloseslol
>>144855941where he belongs
FOXED
Kopecky is humbled by an old hag Vos
based vos
>>144855941this guy has been getting kwabbed ever since he joined jumbo, the Cian before Cian
>>144855979>ynr that interview with zeeman where they shit on FDJ only for him to become worse
Alright time to check in on ciclismo. Surely there's some good racin->Pogacar alone with 1:09 on first chasing groupguess not lol
>rain again in Tre Valli Varesine on Tuesday
Abandon Remco
Did Remco chute ?
Finish photo from Il Lombardia
>>144856024abandons so he doesn't get doubled
ABANDON EVENEPOEL Memco
Wiebes rounds up the podium, Puck 4th
Pogsisters, Lipowitz is closing the gap
>>144856031grandebros humbled
Wow Pogi looks skelly
>>144856031>>144855810Embarrassing
>>144855960So if Demi didn't go full retard this would have happened last week as well
kinda boring now this race isn't itI always liked the final full power ascent and he's taken that away
>I adjusted Lipo out to keep Pellizzari and RiccitelloAt least the Dumbar I adjusted in might still get a decent result
>fun competition you got here, kids. this one was missing from my palmares, so here we go
>
Hello waar Vine?
>>144856115who the fuck knows who's in that chasing group anymore as far as I know only lipo and pogi are still in the race
Rutger WOUTERS with another victory. How much DOPAGE is this guy on
>1:40Dio mio. He's winning Lombardia by 5 minutes.
I think the Bora in G2 is Adria and not Roglic
G3 goes up in Z2, nobody cares anymoreI think the other Borabro is actually Vlasov, but he's not even on the startlist so PROBABLY not
>>144856110Overall the season has been pretty boring. Pogi and MvdP was so strong in the big races so there were never any excitement.Omloop and MSR were pretty fun classics and I also enjoyed the Vuelta for the most part. But there has been so many long range solo attacks that it has become very uninteresting to watch.
I switched Lipowitz for Adria because Adria was good in Zurich
>>144856128>>144856129is this the same rider?
>>144856158G3*
>>144856139I counted them. 33 victories this year. 33 years old and before 2023 basically only DNFs
>>144855995Kek I remember they were so fucking smug about it too lmao.
>kopecky talking about her lower back exploding all race
5:32 from Pogacar in the first ascent today
women's gravel was kino.nice that we have a new spring classic in the fall now.
It's probably for the best the race is decided. We wouldn't be able to see any kino anyway.
https://cyclinguptodate.com/cycling/the-portuguese-doping-soap-opera-continues-two-more-top-continental-riders-suspended-for-biological-passport-anomaliesConcerning news out of Portugal. Big Freddy Figueiredo and Luis Gomes suspended due to bio passport irregularities.
>>144856239julius ratted them out
DIE MOTOR MOET DAAR WEG
>>144856239>Julius Bert sweating
>>144856239Must be a mistake. Portuguese cycling is clean now.
>pushing motobike away so his bike motor can't be heard
Wiebes looks drained
>>144856270looks like some ayy lmao
Why is Remco so bad in Italy?
look at those infidels
>get off me face
>>144856239Luish Gomsh? I thought it was Mendosh who was also falsely accused?Again, why is WADA doing after the little men instead of going after the big fish? Just look what's happening in Bologna
>>144856308Getting mogged by all the tall Italian men before the race shatters his manlet ego
Lipobeast suffering
Rob and Matt very royally lmaoing are unlistenable.Off to make some chinkslop. I would like to see Cicco and Sfortunato in the points, thank you.
>>144856359if this were true he would never have won against Ganna
>>144856381the commentary has gone down the shitter even more the last few weeks
>>144856342Haven't been able to find anything on Mendonca. Nuno Meireles also got nuked, but he already retired last year.
Are they gonna show the peloton or what?
another 40s
>>144856369he's gonna make it
>>144856400The youtube schizo did a hitpiece on Mendosh
>>144856359>>144856389forgot pic
>>144854850My nigga Dylan Johnson would win it
>>144856399It was Matt and the other one wohohohoing all the time in the beginning of Munster last week.Cringelords.
grande giullio theregrande pozzo theretrama nairoman there?
>>144856428... what? did something happen? Vos in WC?
>>144856428
Don't think they'll catch Pogacar
>>144856239FUCK
>>144856465oh it's gravel (non-american)
>>144856461It's gravel Bert.Ppattt.
>>144856465hideous
>>144856428Why are they so manly looking?
>>144856465riding outside is so horrible for your skin
>>144856488"the community" couldn't ever compete anyway since they don't allow collective starts here
>>144856498Good looking women don't need to suffer by doing pro cycling.
>>144856498why arent you
Well that was a fun ride. Was supposed to do 3x30min sweetspot but with the longer rest periods my legs were totally stiff and cold in the final and I cut it short, rest endurance. My third biggest ride ever
>>144856561holy strong
it'll be very funny if they send Hershey and Alaphilippe to all the same races next year
fucking hell he's gonna finish before the "peleton" is even at the bottom
phones ready
Pogis cheating is becoming too obvious and it's going to force WADA to take action
Tadej is just absurd. I’m gunna go out for a quick 40km after this and do my best impression. Winter soon
Ciclismo is deadSomething needs to be done
reminder that the bald z2 fraud made him lose to Mas in this race
>>144856673>Something needs to be donewell, yes. they need to pedal faster
gregariometer
Lipowiz died here
>>144856429FUCK
piganzoli wow
LIPOWITZ humbled
EZ GG NO RE
Hello RAI....show us g2.
Lipokwab is us and Pogacar is the guy our e-gf tells us not to worry about
his jersey looks great, better than Grug's
>>144856239
>>144856741There's plenty of time
>>144856673
show the fucking race
what a cocky race from pogi again.. shamefur
>>144856743stripes are not on his stomach so yeah, it's better
>weeeeeeoooooweeeeeeeoooooweeeeeeooooo
PidGOD wins the clean race
a huge day for Q36.5
Pidcock is moving to astana next year btw
What an absolute shit show.What a waste of time
that didn't look like roglic
>Marianne Vos took victory at the 2024 Gravel World Championships using a self-inflating tire system
>PidcockThe W*ut of bad weather.
First world champion to win his very next race since Olano in 1995
>>144856776finally didn't eat any cakes and he's good again
>>144856768Grug's had that awkward pinching in the middle when he sat up, didn't look good
question is not will he win lombardiaquestion is not by how much will he win lombardia question is will he do a 100 km solo or will he wait a wee bit longer
>>144856821what about Bom Toonen
Grande Davide podium
I think less than 25 riders finished
Amazing ride by Piganzoli.
Masbros? Our post Vuelta peak?
>>144856853Boonen's race was in the next seson
>>144856893Mas is only good during a heatwave
Hatch confusing Piganzoli and Pellizariracist
didn't watch the race, remking status?
top 5
>>144856952Attacked at 40k to go to test the legs then DNF
>>144856952dead after the first san lucaDNF
>>144856952dead, gone
>>144856270She needs to be barefoot and pregnant
FUCK, juggled with last adjustments and I have had 3-4-5 at one point.
Italians completely dropped the ball with this race
>Remco EVENEPOEL +TREHe wants to be spanked by Pogacar one more time?
depressing atmosphere in this race
>BIG Podium Mortadella
why do people even get perros like this
Never picking that fraud Tiberi in a one day race ever again
Only 5 finishers
>>144857024gluttons getting hungry
i guess no more than 5 finishers theneven brave lipowitz probably perished somewhere in the middle of sanluca
>>144857024>big parma
>>144856962>>144856974>>144856993looks like his lombardia revenge will be for another year.
he could have won that vuelta blindfoled and still become WC
>>144857030reminded me. saw a wild scene in a grocery store today, a dude carried a dog like this in his arms while his wife was hauling a full heavy basket of groceries
>>144857063gender roles just aint what they used to be
>How long are we going to allow this all-consuming monster and its blood-money-financed entourage to continue to destroy our beautiful sport from within? Why is the abnormal still so normalized? Where are the skeptical fellow riders? Where are the critical journalists? Why are there still so many 'cycling fans' who think it's all wonderful? Everyone stands by, watches, but does nothing. Do these people really not realize how laughably unbelievable it all is?>There is no other figure in the history of cycling who has done so much damage to the sport as Pogacar. And he's only just getting started, you can imagine. Compared to Pogacar, Armstrong's suffocating reign was nothing but small beer. And when you see how much damage Armstrong's fall caused to the sport, I wonder whether the sport will even survive Pogacar's inevitable fall. The sooner it happens, the better.
>>144857074Pogi is clean :)
don't that bald fraud held Pog back for years with his micko mouse training
Not even in the mood for rape after this depressing show
>>144857074He does what Merckx Coppi or Hinault did before him
meh, just wake me up when the full results are in
>>144857074Why are Dutchies such enemies of greatness?
his face came off
>>144857183how can such weak legs be so powerful
>>144857074Just don't get caught. Armstrong got away with it but then he had to come back for more.
>>144857208literally this, whatever they are doing is basically totally untraceable and they'd have to be caught in the act or there to be a whistleblower. This is the sport for the next 10 years, absolute fucking joke. dead sport.
When Jorgenson was the last one to follow Pog/MVDP:>RVV: 31st>Montréal: 12th>Emilia: ??th
>>144857074Post zone two Pogacar has been a disaster for pro cycling. Imagine if he got rid of the bald fraud in 2021, nobody would be watching cycling anymore.>nothing but small beerKölsch?
I wonder what his blood passport looks like, does it just trend upwards steadily since 2019
>Finished half an hour ago >Only a top 5 stillThis is worse than Belgium
>>144857074
>>144857280I guess. This year he's also 2kg lighter
>>144857289maybe only 5 lads finished
>>144857280Good question since Pog doesn't even do much altitude before the tour does he. Can't even rationalize passport anomalies like that, maybe it was all fucked up from the get go and they just roll with it
>>144857277I saw a jumboid in the top 10 but I think it was kelderman collecting another for his trophy cabinet
Berts,Do they (SRAM or other mfg.) not make Force/Red compatible small 12s chainrings less than 33t?I’m looking for a 32 or a 30, as I’m running tight 10-30 cassette cause I’m a weight/cadence weenie. I can’t even find anything on AliExpress ffs
>>144857280>steadilythis year was frankly absurd, with or without weight loss
>terrible live footage>still onlt top 5Does the Italian mind stop working when there's rain?I swear this never happens in other countries
>>144857447>I’m looking for a 32 or a 30These aren't the chainrings you're looking for.
>>144857280imagine the inside info the wada scum agents have. they would know all the secret picks
>>144857347He alongside the whole peloton now do heat training a lot, which doesn’t explain everything but it does help a bit
>>144857485I wonder if they're combing through he footage trying to identify the riders because the transponders didn't work
>Alcuni membri della nostra community presenti sul percorso ci segnalano Remco Evenepoel in lacrime prima del ritiro
>>144857447Nah only shimano gravel and campag have small chainrings like that. Bigger cassette is what sram wants you to buy
>>144856561pas normal
>>144857533Well is it impossible for the drivetrain to accommodate them?I’m wanting tight spacing in the back, while also being able to get near a 1.0 gear ratio for those 12% avg climbs over 2km this winter in Portugal. I’m in Canada now so 46/33 and 10-30 is ok
>>144856561>less than 900m of climbing in 5hours of ridinglmao
>>144857561how could you tell in the pouring rain
>>144857074basedfinally the normies are waking up and seeing pogimerda for what he is
>>144857615lol didn't notice that, a ride that long here would be at least 2500m
>>144857615lol in Canada I can do 250km and hardly get over 1000. Shit be like that sometimes
>>144857561So it wasn't ploy to get Pogacar to attack early so he would be tired for Lombardia.
>>144857662depends on how you would ride doesn't it
>>144857680nathan please
>>144857680Pog burned another 100 matches today. He only has 1820 matches left now for the rest of the season.
>>144857688I mean that it's so hilly here that it's unavoidable to do a lot of climbing unless you do laps in a parking lot for 170km
Plus the 10-30 is 23% lighter than the 10-36. Not much but it’s a marginal thing that would perhaps close the gap between a 36-30 (1.20) and 36-36 ratio
we need a pothole or root to save cycling
>>144857761It already did
>>144857761the others need to step upif he's doping and getting away with it they can too
every team in the peloton needs to actively work against uae from km 1 in every single race with zero exceptions but they won't because they're already just racing for 2nd place
>>144857792UAE implementet root with the help of satan
he's not doping, he's simply figured out what all of us know about G2 Syndrome and he's strong enough to use it against everyone else
>>144857802god i hope they start giving the little shit the Sagan treatmentride not to win but ride to make another rider lose
>>144857761we need an unhinged bert with nothing to lose and I just so happen to know the guy.... promise him a go on wiebes feet and we can save the sport
Problem solved. Went from a 30 big to a 33, so 1.09, an improvement from 1.20 ratio. Also it weighs the same as a SRAM brand 10-30. I’ll only be using it for two weeks so not gunna worry about durability, although it remains to be seen if shifting can keep up with the genuine cassette! $117 leafbix
>>144857793Everyone's already doping hence why even Landa can nearly break a pantani climbing record in week 3 of the tour. Everyone but Grug is still held back by the zone 2 devils, that's why they are so much weaker.
>>144857839>*goes solo anyway*
>>144857793ye I want races where they all have the stamina to relentlessly attack each other for the last 50km
>>144857839even if the peloton does this then you'll still have some demented team like ineos pulling with uae, it always happens. the sport is just shit now. they need to make strict financial rules to crush these 'super teams'. literally just an oil backed team that rinses the sport, the owners of uae don't even give a single fuck about the wins either.
>>144857892just throw a rain jacket in his wheel lol
>>144857839UAE as a team did absolutely nothing today, he just followed the wheel of some Astana shitter and rode away
>>144857848noooo the sport is dying we need to save itpure reddit nerd tier commentsPog is good for the sport and makes it more popular than ever. That's an inarguable fact. I'm sure there were a few miserable cretins who didn't like Usain Bolt either.
>>144857961please man that tar you call beer (guinness) has fucked your brain
>>144857839There are always shit teams riding for 5th place but let's say they all band together what will it even change? He rode 100km solo in the WC and it didn't seem like it was that hard for him.
>>144858002Cycling tv viewing figures are as high as ever
>>144857961yeah because lance was great for the sport toofucking thick cunt, go larp about how hard you train you dullardarrogant slav prick and his band of perfideous meds, only reason some people enjoy it because they think he's ethnically similar to them.absolutely gutting the sport that team, you know the result before they've even set off, every single time.>"le heckin' attack from 100km to go xDDD">"he's le heckin' great for the sport xDDD"and if that isn't the most reddit take I don't know what is, you shock me with your stupidity, thick cunt.
>>144858021only thing they can do is to try and crash him on purpose, poison his food, sabotage of gear, try and expose UAE's doping scheme knowing it will hurt the sport in general
I absolutely hate that pikey cunt more than you can believe, I filtered the prick as well as the poles and check because they're boring as fuck cliquey losers with their go along to get along placid docile attitudes. shouldn't have unhidden the post but I just knew it'd be some asinine thicko shit in response, just knew it. and boy was I right.>"hey guys look at me I train super hard, I'm a tough guy me I swim in the sea and don't use any technology, I drink 10 beers after training me"absolute insufferable cunt, burning hatred for people like him.danes, frogs, belgians, germans are the heart of /cyc/, the rest with their go along to get along womfy attitudes, get to fuck
>>144857074mad as fuck holy kek
>"omg guys there are loads of calories in this buscuit how crazy is that!">"I'm trying to become a 50kg bulimic twink hehe crazy hardcore aren't I?"
>pills ran out
>>144858207it is a pretty accurate representation of the irish posts though kek
>>144857277why does he always do it, maybe they really just want to track Pogi’s attack watts
>>144858237they did that with valter once in the giro
>"my mate said I can do 1300w for 60s he's well trustworthy about things like this" probably the thickest spastic in this thread, dude knows absolutely fuck all about cycling he doesn't remotely understand power and rider profiles>"why doesn't girmay become a climber he out climbed bardet on a cat 3 climb at the start of the stage like omg dude xDDD"dudes brain is fucking toast
>>144858237If you want to go for the win you have to go with the winning move alright
Pogi don't lose, Pogi ain't a loser
What if really no more than 5 runners finished though?
>>144857802racing for second better than working with another team tho
I remember when LOUVEL tried to follow pogacar and vingegaardstraight up ended his career that movekinda like asgreen
>>144858362Was that the Arkea guy?
>anything controversial or negative is a bad opinionliterally the pikey's shallot opinion
>>144858377yes, the one that tried to fly to close to the sun
>>144858072Attacking from 100 km isn't killing the sports. It's the absolute weakmind retards behind who can't cooperate because their sponsors/DS will get mad they "helped" a rival.The mentality that it's better to be safe and get second or third or seventeenth then take a risk and try to win is what's hurting cycling the most.It's repeating over and over and every time it plays out the same when G2 starts eating dicks instead of just riding.
Putin needs to nuke Monaco and ground zero would hopefully be Pogacar's apartment complex
Made and ate through half of a humongous portion of egg rice and veggies with all the asian onions sauce/rice vinegar shit.Did basic cleanup.Trying to shovel in more since 5 minutes.Watched some 15 minute winter innawoods video with building a hut.Results still not in.
>>144858498curwabert just remove Birdbro from your listim done with velodrama
>>144858456his gf having a life threatening crash it'll fry his brain and he'll miss a lot of training being bedside in hospital with heridc what happens really, dude has ended the sport
>"I'm so hardcore I overtrain then get sick then train through sickness top lad me"pneumonia bros we can only hope and pray
>anglo-danish meltdownIt's been a rough season
dead sport simple as thatfanbase is fucking retarded to be sat consooooming this utter joke and calling it entertaining>"le heckin 100km attack omg that is so epic xDDDD"some people are just borng to comsoom and follow the trend, fucking braindead retards
>>144858536Cam on, there are like 6 races left, don't bail on the final stretch.
would like the results now, did someone die?
>>144858696i dont think ima play next season eitheri need a break and i have too much shit going on
Oh he's on that part of his cycle again. Zzzzzzz
pcs added the remco dnf while the top 5 turned into a top 16 on fc
>>144858726yesciclismo died today
ATTAQUE DE BRIEUC ROLLAND
>>144858726First Cycling once again delivers. Wilco has another top 10
I wish I could filter poogacunt on pcs too
Results.
>>144858783>roglic dnf>entire quick step team dnf
how the fuck did fly into the ditch valter end up so high
>>144858815Zero finishers from Alpecin or Corratec, either. An absolute massacre
>>144858783Waar de FOK Roglic?!
>>144858362Don't forget about kuss in strade
>>144858783Quintana was a 4 pointer btw, can't believe he wasn't massively picked. Absolute steal
>DNF ROGLIČ Primož
>>144858959kek I have him but everyone else has archie ryan
Really, fucking Roger Adria?Didn't believe at all.
>>144858995>lost on assist pointslame
>>144858998Based brother in arms
don't forget to immediately make another team by the waythe suffering is almost over but it goes fast now
But but, I am now minimizing me cost function, that was overreliant on historical data.Can't beat attention paying paired with the grugmind.
>>144854740looks like used toilet paper
>>144859110Wait what the fuck is this shit5 more velogames in the coming 7 days? The fuck is this bullshit Some of these Italian kermiskoersen were totally unnecessary to add
Berts, Paris-Tours is open.No sleep, only go.
>>144859190MWW
>>144858995Not picking Woods on this one was just silly, then again I picked Mollema
>>144859110Pls veloman....No more.
>>144859183You WILL pick a team for Coppa Bernocchi
>>144857561Pog broken
>>144859190finally some fucking proper racingonly our lads and no pogicunt to ruin the fun
Lol. Lmao
>Evenepoel also quickly realised this and stepped down to save energy for the Coppa Bernocchi on Monday and Tre Valli Varesine on Tuesday.lol sporza with the added cope
Well done Pogi, however
>>144859383attentionpayers knew a long time ago that he would go to EF
what if every cyclist other than pogi refused to competethey would have to react, and quick, perhaps by banning pogi straight away to eliminate the root cause and fix the sport
>>144859452based roger would have held the wheel today unlike these soft cunts
I want to buy a steam deck, but I know the boome me will play two games per year on it.
>>144859528I have one and just emulated all the shit I've played before
>>144859396Absolutely embarrassing and shameful display, if true
>>144859528i bought it like two years ago, haven't touched it in the past 20 months or so.
>>144859396De Vlaeminck would have kept going
>>144859564Emulation could be fun.
>>144859467>"noooo you can't le heckin' say that DDx">"he's great for the sport xD!">"he makes it exciting attacking from 100km and winning solo every single time xDDD!"
>>144859609it's a good device, the problem is I don't enjoy games that much anymore and new games cost a lot of money
>>144858408G2 syndrome-meta seems very strong
so much for the next big talents
>>144858408>ynr remember lombardia last year showing pog doing 320w while the """"chasers"""" pull at 180w g2 man
>>144858408they could've easily caught poggers in Zurich if they actually tried, slurpers should get threatened with violence like in the olden days
>>144859452ME ME ME MOGGED Roger wins again
>>144859753they're letting him get used to riding away at high distances
>>144859753Dutch and Danes were still salty from the belgian olympic strategy so they decided to let them work alone. Also benoot and wellens were completely useless.
>>144859639just get yourself farm simulator 22 and start farming
ima need mads to win Paris-Tours for my sanity
>>144859863It's a strategy, they are trying to lure him into a false sense of security then one day they will strike back when he least expects it
>>144858783
>>1448587831-6-8-9Not bad
>>144859528it’s a great device if you want to get back into gaming
>>144859932read a news article right now that there's retro themed video games club in St. Petersburg with LAN parties for 150r/hr and beer. kinda want something like this near my place
he really might finish the season with double the points of memco
Why so many DNFs?
>>144860356rainlets
>>144860356circuit
>>144860356laps
>>144860356tired and lazy
>>144860356end of season laziness
The future of Grande ciclismo is Piganzoli and Pellizzari
>>144860429and Lorenzo Finn
There's not that many sponsors on the jersey
>>144860471Compared with Remco
>>144860471good. it doesn't look cluttered like Remco's
>>144860500well yeah one is a country with an endless supply of money while the other is a team that desperately needs money
>>144860532Skill issue
>>144860356rain + circuit the comfort of a warm shower in the bus looms
>>144860568you can afford it when your team is filled with weak jobbers and your biggest win of the season is the cadel evans memorial
>101st Ompoop van het Hoogserlei won by Thiemen VANDERPLASSCHEN
>>144860612Seethe Patje
>>144860500This was such a fucking aBAMination of a jersey Ty don pat
>>144860500>whore mode
>>144860462barely a grande
>>144860612They probably overpay their riders like other French teams.At least AG2R is saving French cycling it's a shame Martinez went to oilarabs instead of them next season.
>>144860729can't pay their riders that much
"I have been trying to win this race for a few years. I never quite managed it, because there was always someone who was better than me. Twice I came second and once I didn't finish. I had a black spot in this race," Pogačar told Val 202."Especially after the World Championships, when I came here to the hotel before the race, there was a new pressure with this jersey. I wanted to show that I am worthy of it. For quite a few seasons, it's always expected to win when I go to a race. I started racing like that too, and with the rainbow jersey even more," admitted the Slovenian ace."I prefer to ride alone, especially when the conditions are like this, because you can go your own line, you can make your own mistakes and correct them. If someone in front of you makes a mistake in this weather, you can say goodbye to the race quickly. I enjoyed myself on the road today," said Pogačar.
>>144860729Martinez to Bahrain is still baffling to me.Bahrain has the same sort of a budget as FDJ so they can't be offering him that much more.
new thread >>144860872new thread >>144860872new thread >>144860872
>>144860818they offered him several millions
>>144859383>>144859460good team for him, bit of a Bettiol replacement for them as well
