>Australian summer of cricket about to beingPakistan tour of Australia featuring 3 ODI's and 3 T20i's starting Nov 4th.Indian tour of Australia featuring 5 test matches the first starting Nov 22nd.>News:Green injury causing a headache for selectors with the two upcoming tours
bard
schorchies
Hello darlingsI don't browse /sp/ nor do I watch cricketBut I'm currently training to get a body like a cricketer by Summer (which I think is very achievable)That is to say, I'm trying to get lean, and that's it, nothing elseThank you for your time
>>144838893by 'lean' do you mean 0-0.5% body fat and a total body weight of under 50kg?have a chat to zachy when he gets here if you want some tips
>>144838925You should go over to /cric/ their is a guy called zachy their who has a great physique very reminiscent of an afl player he'd be happy to share with you how he achieved his physique
>>144838892MY scorchies
who's playing on boxing day then
hopefully no one? it's a public holiday
i said playing not working
>>144839034nzer's have comprehension issues due to poor genetics and educationnotice how all nzer's have that curly dark hair phenotype?
>>144839038no but Steven May
don't recall saying anything about working
he doesn't know what the word holiday meansthis is what i'm talking about with their education
Not bouldering later Been last two days and Ive got a fucked toe
didn't ask
bouldering nowhaven't been last two days and ive got to fuck a reddit hoe
Zachy "midwit" bowen
seems Daniel shares my autistic interest in the norn language
Pewee 'gay obsessive' Nonce
I foresee quite the battle occurring during the indian tour of australia and i'm not talking about the teams.
yeah the battle of me trying resist the urge to head out west and pick up hot indian milfs at local pubs
>>144839186We're Full, sorry mate.
>>144839193i'll fill your milfs with my BWC champ
/cric/ would improve beyond measure if only posts in Norn were allowed
getting on the Belgians later
>Nornmeant Old Norse
>>144839215for me it's sheppeys autumn gold designer cider
oh wait that's henneysNames far too similar
I literally can’t do it anymore brosI can’t toil anymore40 years of this I can’t fucking do it Ffs
>>144839257Get back to the hustle boy Those KPIs are there for govm0pvdod
it'll say "here lies ol toothpick arms, he never made it past v4". grim
it will say ''here lies ol bingo wings, never made it past six pull ups or away from his beloved laptop''..grim
How long will this dire gimmick go on for it's not even remotely interesting at this point
his laptop will be buried next to him
if it wasn't remotely thumbing one's laptop wasn't interesting it wouldn't be called remote work
>>144839325which one?
>>144839338/cric/ threads
Zachy Bowel
just woke upcan’t complain about toil when you wfh
reckon you can when you live in a mine retard
don’t live in a mine then
>then let them eat caketrip on queen victoria
simply do not like the taste of cider
/cric/ a*glo shitters have been thoroughly mentally disintegrated by the Soul Limbo vocaroo they can no longer bring themselves to post dograpingly horrendous out of tune vocs so they blather on about other imaginary hobbies and "work" instead
cider i hardly know her
I'm in cider rn haha
>>144839470what's his name
would only work with cidim, silly peewee
Hey gals!I’m Chloe, 23 from Cardiff and have just accepted a job in London starting 1st November I’m looking for a spare room or likeminded girls to buddy up with to find a place togetherA bit about me:I graduated last year from Uni of Birmingham with a degree in Business Management with a Year in IndustryI’m starting a territory manager role in the pharmaceutical / med tech industryI’ve just come back from 6 months of travelling around Australia and South East Asia and LOVE to travel!! (Will try to squeeze in as many city breaks as possible)I loooooove music so I’m always up for a concert or festival!!I have danced most of my life so would love to try open dance classes, Zumba, yoga, Pilates etc. I love to keep fit by going on runs / the gymI’m a huge foodie and love going for brunch and dinner, having a takeaway in or attempting to make TikTok recipes!I love a glass of wine, a catchup at the pub and of course the occasional boogie!!I’d love to live with people that I can go explore London with on the weekends and I’m excited for wholesome movie nights and dinner parties together!! I’m super organised, clean and respectful of peoples space and timeIn terms of location, I’m quite flexible. I’m interested in areas such as Finsbury Park, Primrose Hill, Shepherds Bush, Maida Vale, Notting Hill, St Johns Wood, Fulham, Vauxhall, Balham, Clapham, Battersea and Tooting - but I’m also open to any other cool suggestions in surrounding areas such as East London.I’m looking for a sublet between the months of mid October - end of Jan 2025My ideal budget would be up to £1100 a month incl billsPlease drop me a message if you think we’d be a good fit! Or send me a DM on insta @chlolloyd8xx as I know sometimes fb messages can get lost in the requests!!
Just got a free entry to Taupo ultra marathon
Hi everyone!I’m Laura, 28 from Manchester, and I’m moving to London for a new job starting 1st November. I’m looking for a room to rent or hoping to find some easy-going people to buddy up with for a flat share.A bit about me: • I studied Marketing at the University of Leeds and have been working in the industry for the past few years. So yes, I’ll probably be the one analysing ads during TV breaks. • I’ll be starting a role as a Sales Manager in the tech industry, so I’ll be navigating the world of gadgets and software. • I just came back from spending a few months exploring Europe – think lots of art galleries, history tours, and attempting to speak five different languages. • I love art, so you’ll usually find me checking out local exhibitions or trying to draw things that don’t quite turn out as expected! • Big fan of yoga, running, and pilates – though my love of cake usually balances out any fitness achievements. • Food is life! I’m always looking for new restaurants, street food markets, and I’m not shy about experimenting in the kitchen (with mixed results). • I’m equally up for a quiet night with Netflix or a catch-up over drinks at a quirky pub, but you can also count me in for a random night out if the mood strikes.I’d love to live with housemates who enjoy discovering what London has to offer but are also happy to have some low-key evenings in with a movie or some home cooking. I’m clean, tidy, and laid-back when it comes to sharing space.In terms of location, I’m flexible but have been looking at areas like Hackney, Bethnal Green, Islington, or nearby. My budget’s up to £1100 a month including bills, and I’m looking for something from mid-October to January 2025.If you think we’d get along, feel free to drop me a message or find me on Instagram @laurajane_mcr. Looking forward to meeting some new faces!
haven't read a single post ITT
Zachy in his stalker phase browsing house share ads?
I've only read my own posts ITT and the replies to them
Penis
My last day in the UK for a while. Au revoir, /cricket/https://voca.ro/1bxiLvTOzZY2
Scranning a mac cheese and pork belly pie
>going SEAbye NeekPC
meanwhile zachy's dreaming 24/7 about going thailand to see his sister's husband
Who is this "Zach/y" you all keep babbling about?
studio rep: yeah.. I want that NPC neek from 2006 kind of indie-pop but faux-folkesy generic singing stylebard: I got you senpai
>>144839744bodied that freak
>auto'd againhmm seems they're on a bit of a warpath after that person posted the sweaty janny pic
more of a /sa20/ guy myself
>>144839775>post off-topic garbage and use this thread like an /int/ general>reeeeeeee why are we getting autosaged
south africa 20?
>>144839792I'm not one to defend this brit schizo but fuck up with your janny apologist faggotry. Every general has this shit and doesn't saged.
>>144839810Boo fucking hoo champ, look at this fucking thread and tell me honestly if its at all quality
>>144839785begone shill
>>144839822now go check every other thread you tryhard janny poof
Zachy merging his Britjeet persona with himself again
>>144839792>no auto for months>someone posts an obese sweaty janny pic>every thread since getting auto'dyes no connection here
First time poster here, hi ;))cric has been registering as a hotbed for boulderan activities....so I thought I'd introduce myself. hi :))also,V10 bouldermensch hereama
>>144839325>>144839345Chinese invasion
bard shows up and zachy gets spooked and gets the thread auto'dbasically his same strategy with the poll rigging, the silly phoneposting neek
>>144839691safe travels fella x
>>144839568now why would a janny go to the effort of 404ing another thread which was made first when there's dozens of divegrass threads
three days until sheffield shield, aka the cazzie killer kicks off lads.
Mental how they named their season after a random British city.
Thankfully England will be playing Pakistan at the same time so we wont have to bother with d*mestic cricket
>>144839968meant to (You) >>144838869
>Pakistan ODI on a sundayjust not cricket, how am I supposed to go to a one dayer and not spend the entire time putting away expensive lukewarm watered down lagers in soggy paper cups?
>>144840004still better than when it was the pura milk cup, grim times
think it's happened ladsthink I've formally stopped caring about cricketbarely check the scores these days. just come here sometimes to read the offtopic blogs, unironically
Gamball
>>144839964 meds Max 6 pull-ups
Business idea: nice houses lower their prices so I can buy them
cheekily just switched onto the good laptop during work lads
you should sneak out and do some exercise instead you fat armed cunt
Got some food stuck in my teeth. Zachy come bring those arms of yours over here mate, you're finally useful for something
LOL
Certain WFM stood before the wall,Fingers tense, ready to rise or fall,A V5 route, fierce and steep,With cruxes hidden, secrets to keep.The holds were small, sharp as stone,Each move demanded strength of bone.His mind a map, his body the key,Unlocking heights most don’t foresee.He chalked his hands, gripped tight the edge,Muscles tensed, then stepped from the ledge.A dyno leap, a pull, a twist,Each motion a dance, each hold he kissed.Feet pressing hard, toes balancing tight,Upward he soared, toward the height.The crux appeared, a daunting sight,But Certain WFM was ready—his heart alight.With grit and power, he reached anew,His fingers clutching the final view.A roar of triumph, a breathless grin,The V5 conquered, the climb within.He touched the top, arms raised in the air,The victory sweet, beyond compare.Certain WFM, bold, with a heart so free,Had tamed the wall, claimed victory.
>>144840172kek done him
>>144840208I like it but there's a typo in the third line of the last stanza
>>144840161maybe just stop seething at people with bigger arms and do some bicep curls you freak? lmao
you don't, and i won't
>known as ol french fry arms>goes to france and orders french fries
there once was a man named Zachywho's views on sex were quite wackyHe got a girlfriendso he could sit on the endof her bed as she's fucked by a paki
>>144840103picrel>>1448402083 lines or less please
5guys for lunch, can’t beat it
bit gay
the 2+2=4 sum-up:I have well proportioned lean arms that look muscular to the average normie you have perpetual laptop usage and five guys fatceps and can only do 5 pull ups unironically
>>144840253based zoe quinn
you fact you don’t like 5guys makes me happy seeing as you are a tastelet
surprised you can even lift those designer ciders with those pot noodle arms
flavourless soggy mess mmm delicious
going home in an hour
i prefer 5 girls because i'm not a fucking poofter unlike certain man
not zachy but can confirm five guys is disgusting sloppabunch of weird freaks in their london chains as well - looks like (I imagine) a reddit meetup
>soggy messnot talking about your prawn dhansak mate
certain man wakes up, looks in the mirror, sees those 2 twiglets apologetically hanging off his shoulders and decides he's going to get completely drunk friday night
they'd never try 5 gays here, would be just like when starbucks tried it. just get btfo out by every local shop doing what they do cheaper and better.
george st starbucks in 15 minutes champ
hawk pooahshit on that thang
>>144840374that's soggy mess that tastes of something tho>>144840382>toothpick armspost revealing pic that shows this or gtfo
buck barrel roll in that ship iykwim haha
embarrassing
where cricket
>>144840406Germans fetish ?
seeing bingo wings/toothpick arms 100 times per thread is getting a bit annoying nowand no I'm not zachy
>>144839691based bard, enjoyed that mate, made me feel like i was with the barmy army
>made me feel like i was with the barmy armydeano my son
>>144840459based zachy, enjoyed that mate, made me feel like i was with the zachy batty
>malding a*glo shitter cancer of /cric/ posts a(nother) dograpingly shit cover of an ear cancer of modern timesFitting. Ironic this hack is running away to a place where upon landing in Bangkok he'll be greeted by a depiction of a scene from the great Hindu epic Ramayana, webm very much related
cricket is for neeks
>/afl/ and /cric/ autosaged again>can't even talk about it because that is complaining about 4chan?
>bardspending the next 3 months travelling around SEA with a fun and action-packed itinerary, meeting lots of cool backpackers from around the world, probably shagging lots of hot aussie chicks >zachy spending the next 3 months alone in his cold bedsit pretending to be an indian on an online cricket forum and photoshopping pictures of himself so his noodle arms are less noticeable
which country has the most neeks per capita? Finland?
>>144840625itineraries are for NEEKSIsn't a bedsitAnd meds
bard's South Am trip was objectively better than zachy's but they both get filtered by SEA which is much better
Taking a week off work and drawing up an itinerary of house viewings all over 2 counties
nah mine was way more soul and he was too old when he went anyway might not be for you but it was for me as they say
Taking a week off work and drawing up a complaint of being robbed of £566 all over 2 continents
he went post 27I went pre 27simple as
>I'm too pathologically tight to turn on the heating and must save minimum 2k/month>goes on a luxurious and decadent holiday on his taxpayer-funded money
mate you spent 80% of your trip in that gay nightclub. even bard's knock off ayahuasca experience puts him ahead
it's too big to be truly gay and I met women there
shitjeet seething at based bard because he exposed those lies about his cousin's salary I see kek. also notice how he's never acknowledged his extended '''''''''break''''''' from /cric/ or ever tried to counter the gov records based bard put up
I want to go to Africa. The land of my (black) fathers
so true
women go to gay nightclubs to get away from toothpick arms like you champ
genetically impossible for me to be pro-israel
>>144840747>implying zionists don't flood anglo lands with arabsnow let's see Tommy Robinson's early life
>>144840718>"knock off ayahuasca experience"What appeared later ?
>sidekick a*glo shitter still holding up a tuneless malders ballsAbsolutely mentally disintegrated by a little 3-chord blues with a Caribbean twist
still refuses to acknowledge it lmaomight genuinely be the same person as zachy 'the freethinker post doesn't exist' bowen after all
just did 7 pullups so time to retire your sad little meme ol toothpicky
>no proof
more like 3 and a half. Half rep fatty
>>144839964no doubt at this point that the lad is a spiritual zoomer. phoneposts, is into the crossfit of gen z, I could go on
She looked like me!
thinking about Bavuma's bunda again
>>144840860CrossFit is a dead dire fad for fat neeks that were too lazy to load a dumbbell Climbing is as primal as swimming or running except more fun (protip:climbing indoors is still climbing)
h-hhhii ...i-is this the Zachy bashing general? ya? good .get thisboulderan?? moar liek ..BOULDERDASH aaaammmoirite??? ya hahaaaaa hope u queem . tabla x
>>144840718>everyone is zachymeds
End of season tennis meal later with the other tarqsKing prawn scransak looms
just done a huge zachy's singles game
I'm at least v6 level at tennis
Sucking a leffe in the maltingsLike being back in jonzac
reminder to keep your dreary bouldering nonsense in /cg/
Quite nice to be able to suck a pint on a Friday afternoon. Normally don't because have BOULDERING later but I have been last two days Friday is a dire day to go anyway really. Everyone just hanging around for the reset and it gets ridiculously packed down at BOULDERING. For me it's tomorrow morning
love bouldering me
bye forever fat neeks
>a-a dire day to go anywaylmaooooo he's STILL terrified of bumping into the ex
Reminder /cric/ is pro-Israel because Zaltz is based
>DISHWASHER PROTECTION - Zaltz Dishwasher Salt softens the water and helps your dishwasher to function properly. Zaltz is compatible with many dishwashers.so true
priceless post
me? charge £2 for every post of mine that's read
Zachy peddling water softeners now
You will all be lost without me, for a while I wish you all way more than luck Maybe take up a hobby. Bouldering or something. I'm about to leave for good. Any last words you have for me before I finally passover? The party is winding down now. It's nearly over. Will still be here in love laughter and 2+2=5 truth. Check my bouldering channel for a v6 this year. Anyway, it's been fun, but this is unironically it>>144841011Shes definitely retired from bumdering. Just isn't mathematically possible for me to not have bumped into her
Hope Sri Lanka make the finalReally have solved left arm spin
absolutely based if truebard, our actual protag, shall inherit the /cric/
I literally live in certain bumdering centre so she has clearly retired from it Waiting for the queue to finally leave :3Feels emotional
>>144841734ah yes, a turbo neek redditor who doesn't even watch test crickethave fun ol bingo wings you weird laptop thumbing fat neek
that was it that felt right
better than you you 'bouldering is tied with test matches' freakdon't let the door hit you on the way out mate, you won't be missed
It's over, the BCCI is taking over the sport.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c80r38yeempo
butter chicken and garlic naan
>>144840637Itineraries are the test cricket of holiday planningWinging it is T20 behaviour
*whistles Soul Limbo*
Nothing really good on TV anymore
>>144842149Why don't you make a good TV show and put it on TV yourself then
oi stick insect you on the beers tonight
*repeats the same line over and over again because my name is Zachy Boring*
>>144842720it's like my demented father who keeps repeating the same line to me 4 times per conversation
Once Labour finally push that euthanasia bill they're going on about through they'll finally be a treatment option for zachy's condition
>>144842646Didn't say I have good ideas to fix it did I?
The b in zachy b stands for boner pills (for dogs)8ay8
>>144841683>Any last words you have for me before I finally passover?no but Steven May
i miss him already lads god it didn't have to end like this what have I done
i dont understand what any of you are talking about most of the time
Zachy self diagnosed with canine erectile dysfunction and we're expected to take him seriously as a person
just had another one of those good arse clearing shits but it feels like there's still shit up there fuck me
>>144843804Give it the old zachy treatment and shove your fingers up there
>>144843847would rather not tbqhwy
watching hull kr vs warrington in the super league
Nobody asked
i asked
>>144844830love u m80>>144844713fuck u
>>144844880y-you too thanks
anyone call for a web-slinger?
no
but steven may
personally my tv has never played anything but cricketbrainlets lacking theology and geometry, the lot of you
>lacking theologywdym i believe in ricky godting
Popped to the supermarketPunks flashing lasers at the cars and myself down a main roadIn a just world I would have beaten them bloody But this country punishes the bringer of deliverance, and allows the agitators to agitate unimpugnedBroken Britain
based diverse civil servant hunter
yeah mate some magic poofter in the sky made everything nice one fucking poof
>personally my tv has never played anything but cricketwhat order does it bat in mate?
it bats in factory new order champ
Batty B
excited for this CPL qualifier
the big man Cornwall is opening batting fyi
>>144848381