Weak minded editionPlease keep bug spam to a minimumAll slate of games tomorrowNYM vs PHISD vs LADDET vs CLEKC vs NYY
dodgers
How bout dem cubbiebears
>>144846393first for cubs ws champs 2024
>>144846411uh mets fans?
let's get that ring
>>144846019keep laughing at these pathetic doyerpacos lmao
>>144846427Fuck off already
>>144846441B-B-B-BUT SAN DIEGO DIDN'T LET PEOPLE FROM LA BUY TICKETS HOW COULD THIS BE
based gookposter
DOYERPACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>144846441It really is funny. But also it would be funny if Ohtani assblasted the poodre fans. So in the end it will be funny no matter who loses.
https://youtu.be/LKgfyUUPNsQ
>>144846427Die
Kiss my R'z
>remember the 14 words vato
>>144846441It's from a tweet, and it's literally a lie, only 4 sections of nosebleeds are left in doggies stadium, meanwhile there's a shit load of tickets left in all the pavilions at petco
Put me in coach!
>>144846497gaysconsin heebie jeebies kek
Doyers
>>144846497teh top eke
R E N T. F R E E. ENTFREE.
>>144846441The doyers fanbase is comprised solely of weeb trash from across the nation but mostly shithole flyovers like oklahoma.
any mets oldcums in this genny?
can always count on some retard foreigner to incorrectly explain what is going on
>>144846528Yes but I’m a girl
Put the team on my azz
>>144846534I just realized that the pic is from chase field kek they ain't even playing the doggies
>>144846533weeb trash identified
https://x.com/mirage_444Found cubspie's twitter.
>>144846535Let me suck your dick
>>144846533how is the anime going there oklahoma bro??? we're on to you
I will not fuck the bugs.Simple as.
>>144846571you have to either be some neet, worthless piece of shit or an east coast double agent. no way one retard spams this thread so much as you
mfw I'm a weeb Dodgers fan from Oklahoma and I've been found out by a shrewd British man
Baseball is the ultimate team sport and the Pirates are literal dogshit owned by a billionaire who is Scrooge McDuck and doesn’t want to give a guy a 250,000 performance bonus by cutting him with a week left with 4 at bats left before it kicks in.
>>144846528I may be crustcum. I was alive in 86.
>>144846528i'm gay
>>144846545FAGGOT MIKE!!!!!FAGGOT MIKE!!!!!
Padres sold out their NLWC, NLDS, and NLCS tickets 5 minutes after tickets were released to the general publicDodgers still haven't sold out their Game 1 NLDSSD county population: 3MLA county population: 10M
>Senga tomorrowIf he is any good it's joever.
>>144846534How can anyone see this picture and think that it's the poodres who live inside of the Dodgers heads rent-free? It's clearly the opposite. Poodre fans will be completely mind-broken when the Dodgers win the series. It will be glorious.
>>144846570you don't have the opportunity, only leather-skinned abuelas in your cunt
>>144846617And by alive I mean I was in the 9th gradeI remember the last time the Mets won it all. AMA....
>>144846550>https://x.com/mirage_444/status/1842269569173393537>https://x.com/mirage_444/status/1842048194621878772Can't be convinced otherwise
>>144846635they're getting swept tho
>https://x.com/AJCassavell/status/1842313397721075832?t=zu6yai46UkpoR78cb8OpKQ&s=19It's Joeover. Joe needs TJ surgery.
>>144846643she's dating a korean
>>144846647>https://x.com/mirage_444/status/1829403329249542235>Best night of my life was Puig's 3 run NLCS homerB A S E DASED
>>144846633If they thought he wasnt 100 percent hed just be bullpen. Pretty big statement even if hes limited pitches
berds
>>144846660This is good news for the mets but the dodgers pitching is gonna blow it so bad that the padres really don’t have to worry about it
>>144846647don't think it is, that account has a lot of streamer twitch shit which doesnt feel like cubspii
Predict how the Jap starters will fair tomorrow in their respective games
We need Faggot Mike
>>144846696i predict neither of them make it through the 5th inning
Tigods
Well shit
thinking about the mets kid that consumed like a weeks worth of cannabis an hour before the game yesterday do you think he even stayed up to watch the end
>>144846696Senga haunts Philly bats while Yamamato gets shot down over the Pacific by Padre P-38 lightning.
Then i saw the CubsNow i'm a believerNot a trace of doubt in my mind
>>144846696Senga is a strongminded samurai, Yamamoto is crybaby bitch that holds under pressure whenever his fastball gets touched even a little big
>>144846711they still have king, cease, and darvish.
>>144846660Rip 2hu
>every team to beat the Brewers in the playoffs has went to the WSWhat an odd coincidence Mets will break that streak cause >mest
>Dodgers vs PadresMay the best paco win>Mets vs PhilliesMay the best guido win
>>144846711No games today and yet the mets found a way to catch a W
>>144846772Anon the Mets are playing the Phillies
>>144846723ofc not. 4 beers and counting at the time also. one of the most memorable games in team history also. I don't miss the days I used to do shit like that.
kek
>>144846796Tags: Ugly Bastard, Corruption, Mind Break
>>144846794yeah that's overdoing it for sure
https://x.com/SNY_Mets/status/1842300655513333767I love this nip
>>144846733>poo darshitanon, I..
>>144846660Wtf do you mean? Can't he just become the teams DH?
>>144846828I like it when Japanese players show their personality for sure
doyers managed to find the one japanese person who isn't a good teammate
>>144846711That's karma, in your own words, no mercy.
Why are so many of you here into Recker? You even post Recker’s name and nothing else.
Padres please "accidentally" beam Ohtani with a 105 mph fast ball so we can stop hearing everyone jerk off to him
>>144846858When is the shota-seiya 76 episode one AB battle anime coming out?????
>>144846875They wanna pound dat azz
>>144846889I don't know what that means
https://x.com/23cmcpadres/status/1841700194460577864The world's dumbest fanbase strikes again
Tigres
>>144846913ikr the NLROY is obviously Shota or Busch's award to lose
I literally cannot stop seething about Ohtani
>>144846671Lolhttps://x.com/mirage_444/status/1840523997626147097Also insightful as ever >we just need to make the right offseason moves
>>144846913Merrill will win too be fair
>>144846931I bet.
Recker’s fat feminine ass
>>144846934Work on that English, Juan
>>144846948
Reddit here
>>144846958REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WE ALL HATE REDDIT!!! GTFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>144846951You forgot the period at the end of the sentence.
https://x.com/Jomboy_/status/1842062696847393120baseball player's ability to pick up on stuff is ridiculous. idk if i even believe this one, the difference is so minor
>>144846686Maybe not. There seem to be a lot of Chicago fans that hate Wisconsin. More than I thought.
>>144846958We know mestfag
>>144846985They saw itThe hand deepness is a meme but his glove is in different spots during changeups so the batters and coaches probably picked up on it
>>144846723NTA but I watched the whole thing because the team needed me
>>144846625lmao
>>144846873feel bad for Joe but fuck poodre fags
>>144846958Coach primate
Yeah, I’m thinking reddit has better baseball discussion
>>144847018Bye nigger
can someone explain what:>When is the shota-seiya 76 episode one AB battle anime coming out?????means? i did heavy squats yesterday and my CNS is operating at like 75% I feel retarded
>>144847015Of course just look at their cope>>144846880
>>144846948How can a man have a feminine ass?
>>144847030but that's a based post paco
>>144847035fem·i·nine/ˈfemənən/adjective1.having qualities or an appearance traditionally associated with women or girls."a gigantic feminine ass"
we all hate the Dodgers
>>144847036I hope the same happens to Tatis then
I never he has a feminine ass btw
LMFAO speaking of genny twitter accounts methinks I found the mets/weed/kpop spammerhttps://x.com/Starshapedgummy
Roki Sasaki will sign with my Yankees.
>>144847076a man of culture
>>144847048gay area
I went grocery shopping yesterday and they had apple cider donuts and I didn't get them and now I wish I got them fuck that sounds so good right now
>>144847076top kek>yankees/mets fan
>>144847076not the weed guy because I’m the rally doink guy and I don’t spam, or listen to kpoop
>>144847110I wonder if jets giants or yankees mets is more intense. My guess is yankees mets
>>144847076>yankee and mest fagIf you’re here rope
>>144847110
metkees :)
>>144847132Nah, most Mets fans are Yankees fans. They switch off pretty regularly. The only city where they both hate each other is Chicago because there's actual history there between the two teams.
Not sure who to gamble on tonight. I have trigger finger and I'll have a few beers. 4chan has been helpful also
>>144847104for me it was the time back in the day when the local discount store had a bin full of low-cut black suede Nikes for 5 dollars and I only bought one pair. Those shoes lasted me forever and all the peeps raved about them.
Alonso home run doko?
WE DID IT BROS!!
>>144847155This faggot again lmao subway series gonna fuck ya
What is /mlb/‘s preferred method in nicotine intake? Personally, I live off of these. The ones imported from Sweden are better though, if I could find the swede black cherry ones nearby I would get those.
>>144846534more like tater tots sr. lol
>>1448471756mg spearmint for me
>>144847175I prefer corn cob pipe personally. Great taste, no bullshit.
>>144847156 ask /copalib/
>>144847175vaping 50mg nic salt
>>144847088AJ Preller is going all in on Sasaki next year, hoping Yu Darvish will convince him to come to SD! Man, I wish Snell was still a Padres :/ and thank God higgy noticed Joe in pain too, might have saved his career.
>>144847175I just Realized you're a marketing bot. I am shamed
>>144847170Why are you upset?
>>144847207if he's going anywhere, it will be to the Dodgers
>>144847209nay I am not
Sasaki will look good in an Angels uniform
>>144847207Sasaki is not getting posted
>estadio doyer after yamameatball gives up a grand slam in the 1st inning
>>144847200used to do the chinese disposables but i did outdoor calisthenics for shits one day and i was completely gassed and my heaving smelled like mango so I realized i had to switch
Kek I swear I’m not lying but I’m at the gym and I just saw a zoomer in a Doyers cap fist bump and older dude wearing a poodres cap. Why can’t the rest of you west coasties behave yourselves?
Murakami is getting posted and he's gonna sign with da Angels
>>144847270I thought LA gangs were killing each over over hats.
Blew my load to the broors pawg that got posted recently
>>144847278WAR CRIMINAL
>>144847281I’m in Washington, but what you say would not surprise me.
>>144847269feel ya. I'm thinking about switching to lozenges
>>144846728>Yamamotohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQUf0OhsKNI
>>144847278Kek no chance they ever sign another japonese
Preparing for a potential game against the Mets, Joe Musgrove fatally overdosed on semen, and will now need to undergo Tommy John surgery
>>144847270My Padgers stay winning! Stay strong SoCal bros! :)
>>144847250Lowkey he will, I love angels white uniforms. So fire.Padres hearing Joe Musgrove getting TJ will probably demoralize them but they'll probably play with more lion heart and ferocity for each other, a team that doesn't quit and play for each other and Peter Siedler.
mariners
>>144847207My Yankees are overdue for another Japanese star. Those Yomiuri ads in the outfield were kino and I hope we bust your ass in the eries again. 1998.
>>144847281Depends
>>144847270Are you sure they weren't just attempting to punch other and connected at the wrist?
>>144847303why?
Tigers on the up and up
>>144847072Who?
>5th best ERA in MLB his first season>Plays all of five innings the next season>Comes back for the NLDSHe is either going to pitch 7 shut out innings on a low pitch count or give up 5 by the third and get pulled. But the scent of destiny is on this one, I think he's going to be great.
>>144847317Ur mum blows my dick with ferocity
Angels ain't it
>>144847321aye where u from ese?
>>144847175Cigs and only when I’m drunk which is rare now
>>144847344It’s mostly African American gangs that colorbang and hatbang
>>144847321>wear my cubs cap visiting LA in hope they all leave me alone>shot by every gang when perceived as a new gang by everyoneIf I had to pick a side which would be best?
>>144847213He didn't sound upset.
>>144847363I will shoot you based on accent alone
>>1448473261. Murakami is not being posted you delusional faggot2. Because you touch yourself at night
*ahem ahem ahem*good morning. you are now reminded that the NY mets, after being down 0-2 against the brewers in the top of the 9th inning, managed to pull ahead and DEFEAT the brewers by a score of 4-2.the NY metropolitans have successfully defeated the milwaukee brewers in a MLB playoff series. it is a historical FACT that every single team that ever beats the brewers in the playoffs in history *always goes to the world series*.ladies and gentlemen:it is happening.>yfw the ny mets are going to the world series
Why the fuck are the Mets/Phillies games on 5:00 pm on Monday and Tuesday
My braves will be making a comeback next year
>>144847408big market teams/division rivalry
>>144847408non marketable teams, they need the prime time slot for dodgers
Yesterday Germany, tomorrow DenmarkGo Dodgers
>>144847418Yeah and the fans of those teams are gonna be coming home from work
>ready to throw 200 pitches
>>144847369bloody hell calm down mate
>>144847408They don't want to start dodgers/padres games in the afternoon local time
>>144847442Me when I should be asleep for work those afternoons
The Brewers are cursed for cheating the Cubs in 2018
>>144847442Bro i am working 70 hour weeks 7 days a week until the election. I watch all the games at work.
>>144847426Denmark is alright. He doesn’t spout that pol shit
>>144847485Kamama???
>>144847485Why
>>144847485>average russian shill beisbol enjoyer
Yankeebros I’m so excited for tomorrow night.
>>144847485How does one become this much of a wagie?
>>144847509I work for my local election board. We are preparing for all you dolts to cast your insignificant ballots into our machines. $$$$$ for us at least.
>>144847501When he says shit like Murakami is being posted when there's no news about it then he's a faggotBy the way, he's not being posted. Okamoto might.
>>144847485I used to work 5/60 so I know what this hell is like
>>144847523so am I
>>144847303I don't know if Japanese players want to experience なおエ.https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E3%81%AA%E3%81%8A%E3%82%A8
>>144847523I forgot the other NY team is also in the playoffs. Perfectly understandable.
>>144847558engrish prease
Why does Joe Rogan keep saying "She's got a Recker"?
>>144847485Russia shillfarm? You'll end up in the human wave attack even if Trump wins and cuts of aid man, just defect.
>>144847556This nigga doing the lebron. Just come on home man
>Lindor and Nimmo mogging the the Braves>Winker and Pete mogging the BrewersFor the Phillies, I’m gonna go with Vientos and White Tyrone
>>144847485any qts working there or is it all middle-aged women?
>>144847598Fat and ugly I'm afraid
>>144847608My condolences
>>144847608that's what I figured. still a good chance to save up a little money at least.
>>144847574Japan's version of tungsten arm
>>144846913Merrill absolutely earned it. Not even just for outperforming other rookies, but the dude was one of the top 10/top 5 in most stats in the entire national league/MLB, not just among rookies. The only other rookie in contention, Skenes, didn't even play enough to be listed in pitching rankings.
>>144847628Yes the overtime is kino.
>>144847646Honestly should have been a lifetime ban from the sport for unsporting conduct.
>>144847646Based!
>>144847649Damn yanks fans really dont give a shit till the world series.
>>144847646Kek post the yellich one
>>144847673
>>144847649Why is dodger so low if they have the golden boy and an entire country on the other side of the sea enamored by him?
>>144847673gaylich!
>>144847694>150$ to leave in the 7th inning because muh traffic and the worst parking known to man
>>144847694No vtubers at the game this time
>>144847673kek lol oh nononono!!1
>>144847558bwahaha they actually wrote an article on this KWAB
>>144847673kek lol ohhh no you won the division gaysconsin!!!
>Since around 2021, Japanese mass media has started to mention "Naoe" more frequently [ 11 ] , and since 2022, many media outlets have been using "Naoe" in their reporting . [ Note 2 ]ahahahaha the Angels are actually pathetic
>>144847694Because their fans are all flyover state weebs aren't you even paying attention?
>>144847694The parking and traffic is hell for the boys in blue
do you guys shower after you doyer?
Why should I be upset at ticket prices being low? Oh no I’m not priced out of going to the game!
>>144847772do you swallow after you suck?
>>144847780You’re not going to the game unless you start mowing some lawns faggot
>>144847694Dodger Stadium is a terrible stadium as a spectator. It's 90% parking lot, so just getting in and out is a hassle. Compare that to other stadiums in metro areas where a lot of them are designed to be near easily accessible transit areas, or easy to walk to in downtown areas. Like Petco Park is in a super convenient spot right between two transit stations where the different routes converge so people from different parts of San Diego can easily get there without driving, has like 20 parking garages stupid close to them or within a few blocks assuming you are willing to drive, and since it's in the middle of a metro area, when you leave the stadium you can just walk a few feet to a pub and drink with the boys when the game is over. It's no wonder Dodgers fans seethe that they couldn't get tickets to the Petco games of the NLDS, it's just an objectively better baseball experience.
>>144847820>DUDE I JUST LOVE THE HECKIN HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF A CITYkys
I'm literally a cubs fan tho....
>>144847835LA has no hustle or bustle.
>>144847835
>>144847835Part of the fun of sports is going to games and celebrating with other fans. It's not fun to drive, get stuck in traffic, and then get stuck in traffic trying to leave to a point where you're just annoyed and want to go home.
but seriously who thought poop and piss were good colors for a baseball uniform? i'm still trying to figure that one out...
>>144847835So you want to sit for an hour in the dodgers parking lot?
>lets make our uniform based on how dodger stadium smells
recker MINDFUCKED /mlb/
>>144847863Who thought Cubs was a good name for a baseball team?
>>144847408It's bullshit, they're saturday and sunday at 4 too. I wanted to go kayaking but I'm just going to fish a pond so I can make it back for the game. just another fuck you from manfred
Dodgers uniforms are blue because their team is depressing.
>>144847876damn they really do be having LA in their minds rent free
Can't they just take the metro?
Winky MINDFUCKED gaysconsin
>>144847835>"Traffic is based!">This is your brain on contrarianism
>>144847907it's more like a crawling parking lot than actual traffic
As a cubs fan, I'm gay
>>144847900the nearest metro stop is 2 mile, 1 hour walk up the hill lolBUILD THE FUCKING GONDOLA!!!!
>>144847913I'm literally female though
why do they call him el nino caca tho?
>>144847835Based. Urbanite bugmen seething at the truth
padres are a literal superteam bought and purchased just like the dodgers, yet /mlb/ supports them over the dodgers... just..... JUST BECAUSE OK?!?!?!?!?!
>Mayor Garcetti Supports Dodgers Gondola, Disses Project Skeptics Comparing Them To Mitch McConnell
>>144847907Go back to r/FuckCars bitch
>Team is called the White Sox>most of the players don't even wear white socks anymoreliterally what is the point? no wonder their team sucks, they can't even get that right
>>144847879How did Recker mindfuck /mlb/?
>>144847941>Mayor Garcettithis dude is in india now literally, supervising feces kek
>>144847948No more questions.
>>144847936so are the mets phillies and yankees. by that logic the only teams in the postseason /mlb/ is allowed to support are comedy central teams?
I'm a girl
>>144847936>bought and paid for team>their best player this year was a rookie they drafted and trained up through the minor leaguesreally makes you think
>>144847957that's what you retards did last year supporting the arizona FAGGOTbacks
Who /mlb/ + /vt/ here?
>>144846633He was great in the 5 innings he pitched this season
Did my gaysconsies win da worlds eries?
>>144847968What did I say about asking questions?
>>144847960think about what? that a rookie making the league minimum is playing better than their overpaid roided out "superstars"?
>>144847962/mlb/ already started doing it this year with the Tigers. I'm noticing....
>>144847936>super team>slashes payroll by 40%>loses/trades stars over offseason
>>144847749Kek that’s the one tyvm
Any Cubs fans here?
>>144847963you just know this artist looked up "bird mlb team" and picked the first one
>>144847987yes they are still a superteam retard, no matter what you say. they are not some plucky upstart team like the tigers just because they poorly mismanaged their finances last year
>>144847936Did they defer 700 million to rig the luxury tax?
Doyerpacos when they arrive at the gates of Petco Park for game 3 of the NLDS.
>>144847879Yea uh…. MIND fucked… def my mind
>>144847996plucky upstart mest and plucky upstart poodres don't fuck ya?
>>144848002but i'm a cubs fan tho
>>144847936Teams like the Padres and Tigers are underdog teams who people thought had no chance of making the postseason at all and now have the potential to face each other in the World Series, while if the Dodgers couldn't make the postseason/win the division after dropping a billion dollars on star players, they might as well just shut down the entire team.
which mets players got invited to diddy's white parties?
I only root for loveable underdogs like da Las Vegas A's
>>144847987>slashes payroll by 40%>still 3rd highest active payroll
>>144848012>Padres>thought had no chance of making the postseasonwhat? in what world was that true? people were saying just last year Padres would win the world series (same for Mets)
bunch of soft c r a c k e r s in here
>>144848012>Padres>no chance of making the postseasoncasual retardbro......
>>144846633>barely pitched all season>put him in game 1 nlds?
>>144848014Y’know I made this Recker meme in good faith for our general thread! I do not appreciate this!
>>144848020The Rockies are a Superteam
>>144847998i don't think deferrals affect the luxury tax.
>>144848042I see it as kind of an opener desu. Gives their other starters another day of rest. Basically a glorified bullpen game.
>>144848042its funny how dodgers also decided to switch the g1 start and use yamamoto. i seriously think theres some major japanese money being funneled into this playoffs to make some shit happen. i really didn't know japan had that much power over our sport
>>144848043As a Philly fan, I am so sorry
KWAB diddy should be indicted for bandwagoning
>>144848047rockies have higher attendance during the regular season than the mets lol
>>144848012The Poodres were favored by most media outlets last season to win the NL west. Instead, they finished 82-80, failed to even make the playoffs and fired their manager. This isn't an underdog story. It's a team that's underperformed and is finally plying up to their expectations. You don't shit about baseball.
>>144848047The Rockies are 17th in both total and active payroll
>>144848002kek doyerpacos
>>144848050Ohtani will be paid $2 million a year from now until 2033, and the team will pay Ohtani $68 million a year from 2034 to 2043, bringing down the team's luxury tax hit from $70 million a year to $46 million a year
>>144848067But they spent 150 million on Kris Byrant thus they are a Superteam
>>144848071but i'm a cubs fan tho?
>>144848056Japan is trying to make the NPB a league that can be up there with MLB like how Europe is trying to get their league to catch up with the NBA.
>>144848080No, they're just retarded.
>>144848056you VILL see Ohtani pitch reliefyou VILL see him blow his arm out ! in the name of japan's billionaires!
>Kris Bryant kek
>2025 MLB ASG will be at Truist ParkHow much heat will Manfred get just for being there?
>James Shields
Bay bawhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFSWlDpA6C4
>>144848056We're also most likely seeing Darvish being sent out for game 2. Honestly, I just think it's a coincidence, Dodgers had starter problems for the last month of the season, so Yamamoto is one of their only options, Mets have wore down most of their guys over the last 5 days because of the doubleheader and a 3 game wildcard series, and the Padres have lost one of their guys at a crucial moment due to injury.
>>144848073>Ohtani retires early and gets the Bobby Bonilla treatment.
For me, it’s KBO baseball.
>>144848108>coincidenceflaherty was ready to go tho
>>144848073oh, you're right. they adjust it down to the present value, but that value is still evenly divided between the years on the contract.
>>144848108It's because Jack Flaherty might be injured
>>144848105funny how no one cares about american league division games kekgo cubyals tho
>>144848116bayysballmao
>>144848129It's become a soulless league. I blame the cheatstros. It was way better in the 2000s
>>144848129because half the guys that made the postseason for the AL did not deserve to make it and only made it because the ones that didn't completely imploded. Not to mention, the wild card games were pretty boring outside of laughing at the Astros.
New Jomboy Videohttps://youtu.be/t7z8aaZ7gIk?si=cbBJBwftV5quLwLM
>>144848118not to mention Gonsolin and Stone were chomping at the bit to pitch but the Dodgers shut them down for the season. Any shit about Dodgers rushing players back from injuries is stupid or shitty trolling efforts.
>>144848121it was done to help them spend even more money than they already was going to doBut to be fair they are desperate after 10 years of failure
>3 of the remaining NL teams have starting pitching issues.What's preventing the Phillies from reaching the World Series?
>>144848136>>144848142The NL is just more interesting baseball. The rivalries are better. There isn't a franchise in the middle of relocation hell. No 121-loss monstrosity.And most importantly, the NL has the Chicago Cubs. Cubbeh is the key to all of this.Whenever I see a National League team win the World Series, I think to myself, "The Cubs won that series btw." And it's true.
>>144848165The phillies
>>144848165themselves of course. by selling out for le dingers and being lazy bums.
>>144848165my team has heart and that alone will win it over the phillies
>i hide on /sp/, jannies have no jurisdiction
>>144848129NL runs this genny
>>144848129NL is pure soul, AL is soulless shit
>Soon
>>144848129No fun teamsThe ALE became soulless when the let Cora and Boone manage the red sux and yaksALW is 2 Texas teams that don’t care about baseball and the A’s and Angels who suck The comedy central is still the comedy central
>>144848165Allow myself to introduce myself
>>144848210I won't allow it.
>>144848210*cubself
>stuck going to a college football game with my dad instead of watching baseball tomorrowgo on without me bros...
>>144848223gay brewer kek
Mariners vs Cubs world series next year
No games today on account of:>National Cinnamon Roll Day>National Taco Day>National Vodka Day>World Smile Day>Improve Your Office Day>Kid Music Day>Kindness to Animals Day>Kiribati>Lesotho Independence Day>Manufacturing Day>National Golf Lover’s Day>National Body Language Day>National Trucker’s Day>World Habitat Day
Cubiners takeover
>>144848235>National Trucker’s Day
>>144848235>National Trucker’s DayLet them truckers roll
>>144848177>There isn't a franchise in the middle of relocation hell.Padres are leaving California by 2032.
>>144848235For me, it’s cinnamon roll taco flavored vodka shots while truckin’
The brewers ain't even gay tho....
National League fan here, let them trucker’s roll.
>>144848260COULDA FOOL'D ME COCKSUCKAAAAA!!!!!!!
>>144848235>kindness to animals day So no beating on the Tiger’s I take it
>>1448482530 chance. The next team to probably move in the NL will probably be some shit like the Pirates.
>>144848235>Lesotho Independence Dayso I first thought "why would south africa give an internal landlocked region independence, that's stupid" but apparently it was one of those tiny kingdoms during scramble for africa that basically cucked themselves over to Great Britain to become a colony because the encroaching dutchmen were making the king nervous. got independence peacefully in the 60s during decolonizationcool history fact!
>>144848235Let them trucker's roll
>>144848260
I'm literally a girl
>>144848278ty for the qrd
>>144848278/sp/ used to have a Lesotho poster
>Le Sotho buncha frenchie poo cream puffs ya ask me
>>144848310I'm a girl, actually
i was curious and looked this up :)
I think we should spiritually include the Cubs as one of the NLDS participants this year. Now I get it, they aren't ACTUALLY participating. But they're still a major factor!
>>144848330After the NLCS, the Cubs should get to play a series against all the teams that made the NL postseason and if they win, they go to the World Series instead.
Jazz musician Les Otho was a cubs fan
>>144848235>>Kindness to Animals DayDeath to all birdfags.
>>144848330I think you should rope
Objectively speaking the 2024 Mets are a much better lineup, team and bullpen than the 2022 squad
>>144848350I missed you like you wouldn't believeThere was a fake denmark here like 2 weeks ago
>>144848235Oh great it's time for my yearly smile:)
>>144848235>national truckers dayThat’s a based from me
>instantly cuts off will who was about to translategood guy shohei :)https://twitter.com/ShotimeLAD/status/1842340980797612225
>>144848372my posting style just can't be replicated(Having 160 IQ might have something to do with it)
>>144848350>Les OthoWhat about hot new npb signing Kir Ibati?
>>1448483880-12
>>144848379please keep posting these monstertruckanon
0-12 lindor
>>144848388Crazy how common knowledge it is that he can speak English but just refuses to and reporters can’t really say shit about it.
>>144848416The more they let him talk, the more his real personality will slip, so they can't allow that.
joey bologna to have oscar mayer surgery on his weiner :(
>>144848404Tigods won monster truck day btw, sharks too by we have no shark teams in mlb and no doyerpacos your hololive shit don’t count
Mookie Betts is so gay he brought front row tickets to see Joker 2 after hearing there was a gay rape scene in it
>>144848393New Orioles owner Li Echtenstein
>>144848372it's the same gaslighting loser he's always been and always will be.>>144848391not gonna bother with another takedown you pathetic doppleganger. you're only smart enough to learn what not to do anymore only because of me.
>>144848425Bullshit but I believe it
>>144848416>whoyoongotnow?????
>>144848330so true!
>>144848416It's because he sounds like a 7 year old speaking English to match his 7 year old face.
>>144848129No Red Sox. They have all the soul in the AL.Red Sox vs Yankees is always good.
We need nu tho
The only English Ohtani knows is "I'll take that bet"
The Los Angeles Dodgers, or as my dyslexic pal refers to them, Dogsled Sloganeers
scott harris is a wizard. magic man putting together a young tigs squad who shouldn’t even be here
>>144848416strange catvery aloofwasn't liked in the angels locker room
>>144848485>he was aloofWhy don’t they call aloof people loofs since they’re a loof?
>>144848503shoa looftanishostrange catani
>>144847321So we can't wear any hat in LA?
>>144848328now do dodgers
>>144847321Cubbies would never join some scrub ass gang
Cubbies scrub ya azz
>>144848532They are already a gang of troons in this thread
>>144847321meta
>>144848545After thorough examination the patient appears to be based
>>144848330
ok /em el bee/ Homer at the Bat or Dancing Homer. Which is better and why?
>Pitcher Joe Musgrove will undergo Tommy John surgery amd will miss the 2025 season>Poodres SAN DIEGO LOVES THE DODGERS!
>>144847669Yes. And tickets in general, unless it's during the week outside the summer are expensive AF.
>>144848562I like dancing homer more i'd say. the song is kino
>>144848562Homer at the Bat is better imo but Dancin’ Homer has its moments.
>>144847321
>San DiGaygo Fagdreshttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DAphShdRvgg/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
>>144848562More like Joe Must-go if you ask me
>>144848580DON’T wear any hats, DON’T go down every other block, and most importantly, enjoy some Dodgers baseball :)
>>144848416Crazy? It's the same with literally every player who interviews in their native language, they're used to it. My team had/has a bunch of cubans and dominicans who only interviewed in Spanish despite being able to speak English.
>>144848593They don’t go to the same lengths to pretend to not understand any English
>>144848416to be fair this isn't unique to 'tani. a lot of japanese players do this. like yu darvish
>>144848571they sure don't make 'em like they used tahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1z4JfxFb6c>>144848578>Pitchers on his rocker! Kissing Betty Crocker!Homer at the bat has some good gags and all the pros were surprisingly funny. Apparently the only one who was an asshole was Jose Canseco.
I can’t wait for the next crop of illiterate Dominican studs who can pound the gap with authority and spray ropes all over the field. Not young dummies like:>Xochoco Fernanzolaco>Scranguito Machacavez>Jasperbeto Alazracoño>Miguelito Oscarvaldovezcobar>Paolo Ochoadez
BAH GAWDTHATS KODAI SENGAS MUSIC
>>144848614may i rizz you up?
For me, it’s Ishii Hakanagagita
>>144848626give us the vocaroo version, luv?
>>144848614PERMISSION TO CREAMPIE MISS!!???
>>144848623Bart and Lisa chirping at Strawberry still gets me.
>>144848548im literally female though you incel freak
it.....smells.....like............DOYERPACOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>144848674Oh yeah? Post closet full of shoes
>>144848626somewhere in the DR is some guy on the one computer making a post about young American studs like>Mookie Betts>Buck Farmer>Rusty Kuntz>Buster Posey
>>144848684Women won't ever trust you incel
Anon looks like the kinda guy that smirks when a black player steals a base.
>>144848684nice fetish, freak
>>144848609The "lengths" of literally speaking English in an interview that was linked in this thread?
>meanwhile, another chaseb owl is going on in LA.
>>144848669for me its>You just don't know when to keep your mouth shut, do ya Saxy boy?
>>144848695>>144848700I was going to say post tits but I wanted to keep it classy, not that you hos would know anything about that. Trashy ass bitches, go borrow a tampon and I’ll smell ya later gator
>>144848674Ok tranny whatever helps you sleep at night
I can't wait for El Clásico
>>144848716>>144848717I'm a girl, incel
>>144848724I HAVE A VAGINA!!!!!
>>144848709i'm literally a cubs fan tho...
>>144848725All the HRT in the world won’t change what you are faggot
>>144848725>>144848727This chud is just spouting nonsense now.
>>144848724notice how they didnt put PED addicted tatis in this image...
Anon looks like the kinda guy that farts when he passes by the ushers.
>>144848743They put the innocent gambler right in front though
>>144848733>>144848735>>144848743>>144848751Actually, I'm a girl though, however
We need baseball back desperately :(
If Angel Hernandez doesn’t make the game ending call in the Owl, then Manfred is no better than Adolf Hitler
>>144848716I'm not posting any pic here lmao.
recker ASSFUCKED /mlp/
we need winky now more than ever
the world series will be padres vs yankees, the final out will be on soto and the padres will win it all at petco
we need the boogster!
This is /mlb/
Fuck ERG fuck cubspie and fuck all you discord faggots that have been ruining /mlb/ for years. hope you all get permabanned and sodomized. I'm going back to Fangraphs where at least they respect me.
>>144848787i'm sorry
>>144848716>trashyI'm not trashy at all, I'm just not keen on posting pics here.
>>144848787
>>144848787sorry sir
>>144848787my bad
>>144848787I'm sorry
the world series will be dodgers vs ICE
>>144848580I grew up near the treetop pirus, ngl I rarely see gangs anymore in cpt. I moved to south LA and I really only see tweakers and shit
I can’t wait for the next crop of White guys with Scandinavian last names>Forrest Jensen>Cade Norgaard>Bryce Harvik>Jackson Holm>Jay Lundby>Reagan Olufson
honestly, i'm terrified
>>144848814kek. Pool's closed. Due to AIDS.
>>144848787Honestly, that was my mistake though, however
>>144848819i can't wait for you to kill yourself in the suicide pod
Spencer Weisselbach-Hatzenbach
>>144848787Please show mercy
>>144848762>>144848770How did Recker mindfuck AND assfuck /mlb/?
nu in a few
owwwwwww
>>144848580for me it’s the insane maniac popes
Nu>>144848856
This is psychotic
>>144847835nyc is the only city with hustle and bustle
>>144848864>no subjectretardbro...
>>144848864It’s early you bitch
>>144848580>for me it’s the nutty blocc
make a new one on time with /mlb/ in the subject
real nu>>144848893>>144848893>>144848893>>144848893>>144848893>>144848893
>>144848864>no /mlb/Retard
