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10/04/24(Fri)20:27:58 No.144848856

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Anonymous 10/04/24(Fri)20:27:58 No.144848856

11 wins away from forever: Bronze Herpin, built for October, begins another chase for his first title
>As the Phillies try to bring a title to one of baseball's most passionate and depressing cities, they are fueled by a star who has been in the headlines since he was 15 on his first appearance as bait on to Catch a Predator
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