old >>144848893
what is /mlb/ doing tonight? first day of nba preseason and i'm watching the lakers game :)
doyers
Mets
If the Padres don't win the World Series, they will go into an immediate decade long rebuild mode.
>>144851229im waiting for spammy to premiere his new gaysconsin video !
doyers for happy milk guy
>>144851229I am going to eat takeout, drink a tall boy, watch NFL game previews and think about the bad decisions I made in my life.
>>144851216tried to make /nu/ with the exact same image and it said error that file image already exists
>>144851229>what is /mlb/ doing tonight?Ur mum lel
anglels
>>144851267good to see you haven't grown up from high school yet
Asking again since it’s new bread. Last time.How often do you guys wear your teams hat? I don’t typically like wearing hats but since it’s playoffs I’m compelled to do so.
>>144851273He fucking got your ass
>>144851273That means ur mum is a pedo that likes high school guys lel
I know about 20 of you and you're all rich as hell
PARTY HARD!!!!!!!
>>144851299Wordy
>>144851285I never wear hats anymore
>>144851216BASED OP
>>144851310
>>144851310>>144851321
https://vocaroo.com/1bZlqzMZTBEIhttps://vocaroo.com/15dWhQk7FW13https://vocaroo.com/1ofzqCEGNNbt
Eric from Billy Madison is ITT
>>144851273>get owned>this is your response bitch made even today
>>144851285I wear one more now that I live far away from /our/ New York Metropolitans, it’s fun seeing people out here wearing a Mets hat and shooting the shit about baseball every now and then. Most people are actual down to talk ball.
*ahem ahem ahem*good evening. you are now reminded that the NY mets, after being down 0-2 against the brewers in the top of the 9th inning, managed to pull ahead and DEFEAT the brewers by a score of 4-2.the NY metropolitans have successfully defeated the milwaukee brewers in a MLB playoff series. it is a historical FACT that every single team that ever beats the brewers in the playoffs in history *always goes to the world series*.ladies and gentlemen:it is happening.>yfw the ny mets are going to the world series
>>144851347fan tribalism is unironically the best way to form bonds in new settings
>>144851347Kinda hard to tell if they support the team these days considering that MLB logos have been adopted by streetwear fags that wear whatever logo they like
>>144851352But 'twill they beat the padres in said 'eries
>>144851363I feel this. I hate how most people these days fear dodger hats as fashion wear instead of being a fan of the team
I really hate doyer pacos
Reminder that only one of the 4 series were deemed worthy enough to be on national tv tomorrow and its pretty obvious why.
I can’t stop thinking about doyerpacos
>>144851367>mets vs padres>world series
>>144851363I can tell immediately kek, I don’t go out of my way to bug people but if I’m at a bar or something and walk past someone I just say let’s go Mets. If they have no clue then I just keep walking. People out here are stand offish but New Yorkers who are actual fans will talk shop.
>>144851393holy based
but can they do it on a rainy day in philly
>>144851393you and Panama should fuck
bay witda baw dibang didang shiggy diggy digitshot the boogies and up jom the boyers
>>144851375Post the updated version
>tfw i can't find a beanie with mr met on it anywhere
>>144851428he probably wanted to suck his pangus considering he plays for gayconsin kek
>>144851440Post the updated version
>>144851440only reason I'm kinda okay with the boors losing is because of the faggot laughing at Pete
>>144851432https://www.foco.com/products/mr-met-new-york-mets-mascot-plush-hat
>>144851463i actually meant one with a mr met embroidery, not the one that looks like his actual head with a hat on it. i should've specified in the post. thank you for trying though.
>>144851475Well eat shit then you ungrateful faggot
>>144851285I'm in the suburbs around Philly and I see one every 5 minutes or so walking around, I usually cycle between Phillies cap, old college cap, cap I bought on my last vacation
Padres
fresh meat
>>144851463Does it come with the hat too?
>>144851514HOLY $%*(i wanna bang my head on my desk until i'm retarded
>>144851514What percentage of plastic is this bimbo?
>>144851526>itShe's a human being buddy
how should we "deal" with him....
Chinkie
Where is that gaysconsin video we were promised?!
https://youtu.be/AtYsDbYyskU?si=--cL_bFyRRZ41RDgkek
>>144851545once you see it.......
>poodrepaco is actually a ricecellmao that explains alot
i don't like playing clue and trying to figure out who is behind what. I did that trying to find out who "ERG" was and it sent me down a rabbit hole my brain still hasn't recovered from
>>144851545Oh no no no no no n ono NO NO NON OOO
>>144851590so are a couple of the vagiants. one of them is especially salty.
>>144851545Willy Adames look out !
>>144851562
>>144851363I talked to a guy wearing a cardinals hat at a bar and he didn't know anything about the team.
>>1448515902poo is clearly Mexican by the way described the food he eats
>>144851562>out of towners call us hollywood>that's because they don't understand us>and for the record. Life here is a movie
>>144851603read as much as you're able to tolerate. put in the time. things become clearer but it will always remain opaque.
>>144851545let me handle it
>Kershaw hurt for a couple more weeksIt's over Kershaw Question has been answered Dodgers have no one on the staff thatll give up 6 runs in an inning to the dbacks
>>144851623cringiest thing about him is he identifies as white and bashes browns on occasion. the fucker can barely read and write on his own.
I propose a nu broship:Sinkpissers!Everyone is welcome to join but you have to be a proud sink pisser. I don’t know how it’s baseball related
>>144851648>wrongfiletype.rtd
>>144851665this is a waffle stomper general
Alright I just got the Star Trek Deep Space Niners ballcap in the mail that one of you posted a link to a week ago and the quality is surprisingly really good. I mean, it was fifty fucking dollars, but I was super worried it would be some heat press patch but it’s actually stitched nicely and doesn’t feel cheap. Thanks for the suggestion bro
>>144851665i once had to sink piss for a couple of weeks and it felt surprisingly good
>haven't posted all day>schizo doyerpacos spamming that I am a chinkrent fucking free lmao
>>144851693I did not suggest it nor have i seen the show but I did save the pic
If the Dodgers win the World Series in the first year that Shohei Ohtani is there, how would that make you feel. That all this time and all the past choke jobs from the Dodgers, that if they just had that one difference maker in the form of Shohei Ohtani, we could be talking about a dynasty right now instead of the perennial losers like they are. Really makes you think.
>>144851693b-b-b-based
>>144851702no one was talking about you poodre schizo
>>144851693The only good post in this thread
>>144851716The year is 2085. CyberTani 3.0 and his all-Japanese bionic clone brigade fight to defend the NeoAngeles CryptoDodgers against the tide of le 56% columbian baseball players that have taken over every other team. Even the managers are brown.
>>144851716Based Ohtani making these polfags seethe
>>1448517201. have you given your thoughts on tito?2. are you erg or spammy?
>>144851726mow my lawn paco
>>144851741no because i'm still processing it. i haven't seen this ownership group make a universally lauded move yet so i'm still in catatonic shock
>>144851716this was pretty much their sales pitch to Ohtani
>>144851753you're the OG. the rest of your crew is a little wanting.
No one cares doyerpaco
>>144851755>No answer for number 2
>>144851767i noticed that as well
>>144851716I think Ohtani will be the reason they win but I don’t think they’re winning this year, 2025 feels more likely. Then again the post season is a crapshoot, would be ironic and not that surprising if they won it the year people are writing them off
>>144851767;-]
>>144851753Pay my foodstamps gringo
Problem is that they have rewired ohtani to be an unclutch stat padderliterally told him to stop trying to be clutch
>>144851810lmao
>>144851763I feel like the OG was funnier and posted a bunch of WWE references
>>144851866I mean from the "current" crop. 2poo is his own thing so I'm not counting him.
Predictions for tomorrow? Mets obviously but what about the NLWDS? Or that other Pygmy thing they got goin on in the AL?
>>144851229Playing the Show 24, where my team is good instead of being insufferably bad like irl.Also I wish I knew how to make my female character's breasts bigger without making her overall fatter because she's kind of a chestlet.
>>144851908is it still worth getting ‘24 this late into the cycle or wait for ‘25
>>144851908>not on pc
>>1448519061-0 teamsdoyersphilliesguardiansyankees
>>144851866>>144851883who are you talking about all I know is 2poo
>>144851285I don't wear fitteds anymore, but I do like beanies.
>>144851285Only when I go to games. I hate wearing hats
>>144851906Do you think they drew the left or the right side first? Which side is the mirrored side? Why is it not perfectly symmetrical in the centre.
>>144851920If you've never played them before, they're basically the same game every year just with updated rosters. It's just that this one added the ability to create and play female players. If you have played them before then you know what you're getting into it.If you're already interested in the game then I'd say yeah it's worth it, 25 isn't going to be out for 5 months.
>>144851920It was free on ps plus like last month.
>>144851928i don’t have ps plus :(
>>144851992meant for >>144851979
PARTY HARD
party reckers in the house tonight
>>144851934just try to pay attention. probably pointless the rest of this season because of all the casuals that flood in and regular shitposters from basically every other team that will mimic posts. game threads in the regular season generally offer more insight but the poodres haven't been particularly active this year except in spurts.
>>144851810And it worked, he went on a tear with RISP at the end of the season and nearly equalized his overall RISP numbers by the end. He had his best season of his career as far as clutch stats go.
>>144851992If you don't care about online then just grab it, the only reason to buy them annually is if you want to play online. I personally don't give a shit about online play so I was just playing 22 for the last couple of years until PS+ gave me 24.
Just remember that the Dodgers broke a seven game losing on their Hololive night. If the Dodgers win the World series this year, they got to think those vtubers they just gotta
>>144851810My Angels are always catching strays. We live rent free in everyone's head.
Angels ain't it
DODGERS!
>>144852081>And it workedThey won the WS?
fapfapfapfap go cubbehs heh
I love FF8 poster, Sailor Moon poster, and above all the fucking 2hu poster.
>>144852166The most based post here
>>144852166Same, fuck the haters
>>144852161Is your head okay?
>>144852166How does one become as based as this? Teach me your ways grandmaster
>>144852178I think he's insinuating that the book is out on if "it worked" because the Dodgers/Ohtani haven't played in the post season yet, which is what matters.
>>144852166BASED
>>144852184Regardless of whether it worked or not, one player can't win the WS. Especially a DH.So that would still be a retarded thing to say.
doyerpacos get really feisty before the playoffs it's cute
>>144851963I made this meme on a telephone
>>144852201>, one player can't win the WS. Especially a DH.Of course they can't. no one insinuated that mi amigo :)However, certain players are expected to perform in the playoffs, and others aren't. hope this helps
>>144852166
>>144852178They are very openly Ring or Bust so he has to do it in the post season for it to "work"
>>144852201If Ohtani is the man the Dodgers paid $700 million for, he should be a difference maker championship winning player all on his own. But I guess we are about to find out if that's the case.
> Especially a DH.doyerpacos already making excuses for ohtani, they are scarred kek
>Ohtani is clutch in big games! Just look at how he performed in WBC!They always forget that he was clutch as a pitcher and only okay as a hitter except in the Mexico semifinal
>gaylor troonlol
>>144852201one player saved the Mets
>>144852247if you remind me about this again i’m going to cum
>>144852243Fuck you asshole, leave
>>144852257u seem upset :^)
>>144852230His stats got better, that's either it working or stats regressing to the mean, whichever you want to believe.>>144852231>he should be a difference maker championship winning player all on his ownHe isn't, no one is. Everyone involved in deciding contracts understands that.>>144852247Pretty sure he drove in two other runners. If it was just him the Brewers still won that game.
fagime kek
>>144852247Alonso will go 0-20 against the Phillies and they'll be dragging his name through the mud by next weekend. Such is life
>>144852201>one player can't
>>144852243Leave the Queen alone
winky fucks ya
>>144852269>queen That’s a man
my mets are ready to feast
>>he(ohtani) should be a difference maker championship winning player all on his own>He(ohtani) isn't, no one is. Everyone involved in deciding contracts understands that.not even memeing, is this bait/a troll?surely no one actually believes this right?
Chinkoid
>>144852285meds schizo
>>144852265>>144852285What are you schizos even arguing over?
>>144852294NBA/NFL faggots think one player can win a championship in baseball. I'm telling them they're wrong.
>>144852285I think he's serious but I'm pretty sure it's impossible to talk sense to a Dodger fan while the playoffs are going on. They aren't in their right mind. Of course the $700m league MVP is meant to be a difference maker in the post season. No one is expecting him to "win it himself" but if the Dodgers are going to go anywhere in the post season Ohtani will have to contribute.
lindor won mvp
Petalonso won that game
>>144852315actually he could just be shitposting/trolling I have no idea. I'm going to bed
Posting for the inevitable.
hey guys NBA fan and baseball casual here. why would the dodgers sign ohtani for all that money if they didn't expect him to be a difference maker in the post season?
>>144852342It comes down to his pitching next season if he was really worth it or not.
>>144851255doyers
>>144852300>>144852315That 700 mil is for his value as a two way player. He can't pitch this year and the Doyers are weaker for it, given the state of their starting pitchers. So this is already a stilted argument. Can Ohtani fill the holes of an unclutch Mookie and injured Freeman? Can he make up for the inevitable chokejobs by their starters not named Flaherty? It's possible but unlikely.Plus, the money is about marketability as much as his player stats. His contract is paying for itself with Japanese corporation ads plastering their stadium and the mass tourism from his homeland. Trout still sells jerseys despite being a broken shell of the player he once was.
Cubgers!
>>144852342Because you're defining "difference maker" as "winning the world series" which one player can't do.
>>144852342ad revenuemerch sales
>>144852363>playing with cubs right nowCubgers confirmed?!?!??!
>>144852355Pitching and his bat is $100/500 mil each. The extra $100 is pure merch and marketing
>>144852342Ohtani is basically the "big name" baseball needed. Jordan and LeBron for basketball, Messi and Ronaldo for football, Brady and Mahomes for pigskin. For better or worse sports is about the superstars in the current year and Ohtani also happens to be a hero for the other big baseball nation. It's a no-brainer why MLB and NPB suck his cock 24/7.
new doyer food items for the nlds
>>144852377You posted the wrong one???
>>144852404fuck you asswipe
>>144852400you're going to be thinking you're shitting blood later with half that stuff
>>144852400forgot names>Birria Egg Rolls>Plato de Alambres>Flamin' Hot Cheetos Mac>50/50 Fries
>>144852371>He can't pitch this year and the Doyers are weaker for itGiven how their entire pitching staff got injured and around the league, Ohtani probably would have ended up on IL in September too.>>144852400Am I blind or are these foods red? Are they extra spicy or something?
>>144852395>every game on prime time west coast best coast confirmed
>>144852400>>144852411not even trying to be a hater that stuff doesn't even look that good. i really like birria, unsure about the egg roll aspect>>144852414>Am I blind or are these foods red? Are they extra spicy or something?i swear to god I was gonna post 'it might be my blue light filter but that stuff looks incredibly red'
the dodgers would be in exactly the same spot without ohtani, he is nothing but a sideshow attraction for normalfags who don't watch baseballwhich is why lindor won that mvp
>>144852423ohtani is asian though are you not conflicted
>>144852423
>>144852421it almost looks the same color as red clay
>>144852377>>144852372yay
>>144852411>>144852400Would the 50/50 fries and the egg rolls but the flamin hot cheeto mac balls look like a one way ticket on the diarrhea express and i have no clue what a plato de alambres is
>>144852423Dads came within 2-3 games of overtaking them for division lead and Ohtani remained uninjured while Mookie, Muncy, and Freeman got hurt or took time off for family issues. He's probably the reason they managed to hold onto the division as well as number one seed.
>>144852437
>>144852439the run he was on the last month of the season was otherworldly. everyone knows it.
>>144851545I couldn't fit this in a gif
>>144852432he's japanese, the lowest form of asian>>144852433are these odds made by the bbwaa? they will never give it to a dh, keep dreaming
>>144852400I have no idea what's in the helmet but I can tell it's meant to be some Asian fusion thing because of the green onions and sesame seeds.
>>144852451>mgm>caesars>fanduel>draftkingset al
>>144852451>t. corean
>>144852450holy heebie jeebies!
>>144852450EKE legit kek'd out loud when adames went down to the pentagram or whatever well done & saved
>>144852450spoopy
>>144852450absolute kino....
>>144852450nice work. how long did it take?
I love /mlb/ so much bros. No other place on the Internet makes me smile and laugh as this place. Good night
>>144852450MOOOOM GET THE CAMERA THE NEW GAYSCONSIN JUST DROPPED!!
>>144852483nite big dawg
>>144852483I love you too random anonGo doyers btw
i am ready for the the majestic calls of joe davis
>>144852450oh my gahh
>>144852483Big dawg gotta sleep
>>144852483this guy is pretending to be positive posterhe's an impostor
>>14485248327.
>>144852482A solid 60 minutes? I haven't done one of this scale in a while and was making minor frame mistakes
>>144852483gn sleep tight
>>144852483gn big dawg
>>144852457so guys who won't have anything to do with the votemvp =/= best stats award
>>144852530devilish
>>144852530This is true terror
>>144852525In recent years it's been the best stats award. In years before that it was best stats on a good team award. Ohtani is the leader in both of those categories. You're going to have to cope with this reality eventually, better start now.
>>144852530honestly, i'm terrified
>>144852525so ohtani having 9.2 war versus lindor's 7.0 doesn't matter? without ohtani, the doyers would have been fighting for a wild card spot or something like that
>>144852530Please have mercy
Ohtani, Mookie, Freeman > Machado, Tatis, Merril
>>144852530no more i yield i yield!!
>>144852510I'm kind of jealous you have that sort of patience. Any funny visual ideas I might have never see the light of day. There's just no way I'm willing to put in the time and effort to do things like that.
>>144852541>Mookie Betts and Freddie Freeman are a combined 8-for-45 over the last two postseasons>As teammates, Mookie and Freddie are batting a combined .160 (8-50) in the playoffs. Dbacks series in 2023, they hit .048 (1-21). ehm..... about dat.....
>>144852541kind of a draw imo. poodres play at more valuable defensive skill positions overall.
>>144852530Yankees chad here, fuck you flyover scum
>>144852541Ohtani, Mookie and Freddie Freeman are a combined 8-for-45 over the last two postseasons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtYsDbYyskULETS GO DODGERS!
>>144852558i literally just posted that retard. stop copying me
are there any sad cubgers images
>>144852558That's going to change this postseason Danefag.
>>144852559wait this do be kinda hype tho
>>144852363Is it not extremely embarrassing for his teammates to be constantly sucking his dick?
>>144852562He said >Ohtani, Mookie, Freemanso i added Ohtani's stats to the total
>>144852450I love you retards.
>>144852566>That's going to change this postseason
>doyerrappershttps://x.com/DoZay1/status/1842407173080654023
anyone remember this guy
>>144852574he would rather be bowling and podcasting tho Tbh
>>144852530George Brett was wrong.
>>144852575>Dave will manage them properlyYeah to another early postseason exit.
>>144852569that's one of the toxic things about ohtanithe whole media gimmick of having other players kiss his ass all the timemust get tiresome to have to constantly talk about how great another man is...(couldn't be me)
>>144852575>click on this>already had him blockedlol
Gay braves fan here
>/mlb/ thinking the Poodres have any chance of beating the Dodgers again in the postseason.Ya'll need to seriously kys.
>>144852569It's probably easier when you actually spend time with the guy and play alongside him. Mookie is the only one who seems regularly annoyed about having to do it
>>144852579SLAM DIEGO LOVE
comfy for tomorrow!
>>144852595yayyy who else /in n out/ before game woooo!
tomorrow will be comfy
>>144852591my doggie doos are getting swept and there's nothing Ohtani can do about it
>>144852597not that anon but i was gonna make some kumbo (kino gumbo) but it's still too hot where Iive fuark
baybaw
>>144852591Sorry bro but espn's baseball experts have spoken, doyers are DONE
>>144852591as a dodger fan, padres lowkey scare me. for them, this is like their world series, so they play above their threshold.
What are some good baseball books to read for a new fan?
>>144852610not moneyball
>>144852600Ohtani was the missing piece all along. If he's slumping, the rest of the team can easily pick it up. Mookie, Muncy, Freddie, and the others will step it up. Yeah, it sucks we're missing Glasnow, Kershaw, and other key rotation guys. I still have faith that Yamamoto and Beuhler will step it up because they have owned the Poodres.
>>144852610i liked this one. makes me want to time travel and experience the golden age of baseball. wish i was a boomer ngl
>>144852613What’s bad about it? Is it similar to the film?
>>144852610The Cubs Way by Tom VerducciThe Plan Epstein, Maddon, and the Audacious Blueprint for a Cubs Dynasty by David KaplanTeammate by David Ross
verlander isn't finishedhttps://twitter.com/Chandler_Rome/status/1841599360695509088
>>144852593I'd imagine that'd be even more annoying. Imagine you go 4 for 4 with a homer and a double or something and after the game the media's first question is "So what's it like playing with Ohtani?"
>>144852543Gaysconsin gives me the energy at least once a year thank gawd!
>>144852616>the rest of the team can easily pick it upwhat fucking world do you literally live in? dodger bats have gone cold for TWO postseasons in a row after the week-long break and somehow you think this time it will be different?where do all these casualfags come from
>>144852617If it makes you feel better, there will be people in the future who probably wish they could have seen Ohtani and Judge live in-person too
>>144852624>Imagine you go 4 for 4 with a homer and a double or something and after the game the media's first question is "So what's it like playing with Ohtani?"I don't think that would happen anon let's be reasonable
>>144852620idk i haven't read it(and i wont)
>>144852622lol
https://twitter.com/BRWalkoff/status/1842304938250260802
>>144852628>wish they could have seen Ohtani and Judge live in-person tooit's not even about "star players" though, it's about the whole vibe. living in an era where EVERYONE, i mean everyone in the country followed and talked about baseball every day. it will never happen again and we will never experience it.
>>144852602Lean into the heat anon. Put on some shorts, a nice aloha shirt and sweat it out
>>144852628it's always like this. imagine all the retards going out of their way not to watch out of spite.
>>144852623Neither was Greinke
is it just me or do a lot of baseball players have really dumpy, schlubby physiques?even as pete alonso hit that go ahead three run homer i couldn't unsee his flabby body bouncing up and down as he ran the baselineslook at shohei here, buttons bulging on his uniform, fat spilling over the waistline on his pantsjesuswhen did our sport become like this bros
>>144852629Not the literal first question that was obviously hyperbole.
whoa
>>144852623No way he can be a competent starter again in 2025. He should move to the bullpen like what David Price did.
>>144852638well it'll only be 78f but i know the fall is coming so I'm just gonna wait. I think my grocer is running a sale on prime ribeye, might have to snag one of dem..
>>144852626I'm living in the present. Ohtani is the catalyst that finally gets the Dodgers into an actual World Series and win it. Dodgers losing to another NL West rival in the NLDS will be humiliating. They won't fuck it up. Only /mlb/ thinks they'll lose in the NLDS for the third year in a row.
>>144852637I like the idea also but who knows what the thought of world wars and nuclear annihilation must have felt like without the kind of information you can get virtually immediately like you can today.
>>144852643You need that muscle mass to hit dingers anon. Every slugger is tall, chunky, or both
>>144852655one player can't be a catalyst in baseball...this isn't da NBA
>>144852632>All these replies confused over the concept of having friendslol
>>144852655i just dont have your optimism anon, i've been hurt too many times. dave roberts has been gifted the best teams with some of the greatest players since 2017 and look what's happened, 1 WS from a shortened season. i just cannot get my hopes up, at all. but good for you to have hope. lol i've kept my expectations low all year for a reason
>>144852643This is why no one takes baseball seriously. People think you just need to have the physique of Bartolo Colon and you can easily make millions just being an "athlete".
>>144852655>I'm living in the present.we all are einstein. NEXT!
>>144852637Probably more a symptom of the atomization of the internet and media. Someone mentioned on a podcast the other day about them cutting into tv broadcasts to bring you the latest about the home run race in 1998 between McGwire and Sosa. Fewer people are watching tv now, meaning fewer people are all watching the same thing at the same time, which leads to a lack of a common “water-cooler” topic. There’s just too much choice for any one thing to get EVERYONE’S attention
>>144852655>Dodgers losing to another NL West rival in the NLDS will be humiliating. They won't fuck it upI think they'll win but it will be close. Ohtani and the offense can be red hot but that won't count for much if YamaOHNO gives up 4 in the first inning.
certified loverboy? certified CROCODILE !CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP
>>144852674idk about that because football is definitely talked about regularly in daily life, even college football is talked about more than baseball.
>>144852667>>144852655I like to think that this season's team is chippier than previous. Given how tight the margins have been all season, on top of how last season ended, that they'll have some grit if they get punched in the mouth.
>>144852667Come on, what kind of Dodger fan are you? The entire team have rallied behind Ohtani. It would be a disaster for the GOAT to not get a World Series ring in his first postseason. They are finally playing for Dave Robers too. Roberts knows his job is on the line this time.
>>144852693>what kind of Dodger fan are you?cubgers
>>144852693>Come on, what kind of Dodger fan are you?a realistic one? lmao
>>144852696based
>>144852693>Roberts knows his job is on the lineI'm not so sure about that
>>144852690college football is the most popular sport by far and the majority of the country doesn't pay it the slightest amount of attention. I know plenty of people who don't watch a second of football, including people that used to watch it almost religiously.
>>144852691>this season's team is chippierI dunno I see the same flaws in this year that I've seen in previous years, reliance on the long ball, aversion to taking risks on the base path/stealing etc. and bats that go cold at the drop of a hat. To me last seasons team looked chippier and scrappier with how many comeback wins they had.
when my coworkers ask me about sports "at the water cooler" I tell them to google anthony recker and thank me later. i wonder how many of them i've given rock hard boners to kek
>>144852702You wouldn't fire your manager after getting btfo in the playoffs by your divisional rivals 3 years in a row and only have one mickey mouse World Series championship to show for?
I swear to god I just walked into the bedroom and my wife is watching sailor moon. Meme magic is fucking real. Lfgm. Goodnight MLB. NLDS tomorrow. New gaysconsin is absolute kino.
>>144852693
>>144852450Worth the wait. Stay strong cubdgers
>>144852712Mets Dodgers NLCS confirmed by the power of Sailor Moon
>>144852713*straightens tie* gorgious boobies ladies
i asked this yesterday and got no response is there ANY chance ohtani pitches in the post season? like even if it wasn't until the world series? imagine if he had a schwartonian return, even if it was just out of the bullpen
>>144852724Yes
>>144852724if not purely for jap money, yes he will pitch and yes dodgers could give a shit about the health of his arm, so yes he will also blow his arm out on the mound
>>144852724>is there ANY chance ohtani pitches in the post season?When they are down by 7 runs in the 8th inning to the Padres.
>Starting Saturday against the Mets, Kyle Schwarber will now walk up to Korn's "Blind".ARE YOU READY?
>>144852725>>144852732i just googled it and it sounds like they don't anticipate him pitching. I guess we will have to see eh
>>144852724It's what the scriptwriters and Guggenheim shareholders want, so probably we will see it.
When the last out is recorded in the NLDS and the Dodgers advance to the NLCS, I want every faggot here in /mlb/ that picked the Poodres to suck their own peepee.
>>144852724No retard. Ohtani isnt even that great of a pitcher. A 3-4 guy. It's useful because it saves you a roster spot and thus gains the value.
>>144852708You have gay co-workers?
>>144852738bro. we're going to lose, i fully expect the dodgers to lose. please stop setting yourself up for this.
>>144852735>Needing music while you walk up to the batter's box to get you psyched up.This is why baseball is gay.
>>144852745he's an obvious falseflagger tho
>>144852735I cant wait for some schwartober bombs
>>144852735based af but when he strikes out i will be making fun of him for it
>>144852745Manfred is going to pull all the strings to get the Dodgers and Yankees to the World Series. Baseball ratings are down and only a Dodgers and Yankees World Series can turn that around.
>>144852741>Ohtani isnt even that great of a pitcherdesu he's probably the best Doyers have with their current lineup, aside from maybe Flaherty
When the last out is recorded in the NLDS and the Padres advance to the NLCS, I want every faggot here in /mlb/ that picked the Doggiedoos to suck their own peepee.
>>144852738I will just move on to saying da Phillies* will sweep them*or mets
>>144852759if Y2 is on he's the best
>>144852745Bandwagoners like you that have no faith in your team in the postseason also need to suck their own peepee, especially when Ohtani lifts that Commissioner's trophy.
>>144852756if manfred cared about ratings he wouldn't have fucked the cubs at every turn this year>cope cusb cucknot even a cubs fan, just call it like i see it
>>144852768the piece of metal?
>>144852768you are not a dodger fan lmao clearly you are just an ohtanifag. you will learn though, the reality of doyers postseason very soon
>>144852744Most people are a little gay tbf. Nobody is 100% straight.
>>144851310that dudes got no feet
>>144852781Are there 100% gay people?
>>144852787all mets fans
>>144852781hm idk, I feel like you can't really make declarative statements about other people's sexuality. that seems to be a dangerous game. how would you even test that?
>>144852792Come here and I’ll show ya
Yamamoto is going to throw a gem against the Poodres. Screencap this.
Why are Ohtani fans so confident? Real dodger fans already know payroll =/= chips.
>>144852802You fucked up and replied. It's a meme and also a contract. Now you are legally obligated to suck my penis.
>>144852805yeah but one player can't win a game so it doesn't matter
>>144852807sometimes its fun to hope for the best and be confident
>>144852807I'm neither confident nor expecting the worst.
>>144852811iaeg!
>>144852807Baseball is le romantic sport or something. Also it's a nice narrative about Ohtani the anime protagonist.
Yamameatball is going to give up a grand slam in the first inning
>>144852805K
kinda crazy that out of the 8 playoff teams 3 of them have Japanese pitchers starting (Senga Yamamoto Shota)that has to be a first
I feel confident with Merrill and Solano on our team. Having Higgy and Diaz eases my pain from experiencing Grisham, Nola on the striking out at the plate. I just feel.... At ease right now. Or it'll probably end in a heart breaking way every San Diegan endures.
Yamamoto vs Darvish would have been kino>>144852838>Shota?
>>144852724
>>144852849Oh and Arraez too. Shit, Playoff Tatis Jr too!
>>144852792Only the Sith deal in absolutes!
>>144852852>>Shota>?https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/i/imanash01.shtml
>>144852820If baseball was truly an anime then Ohtani would lose for betraying the Angels and going ring chasing while the Dodgers would be humiliated by the rival Padres for trying to buy a championship.
>>144852853They have him on the books 9 more years. Rushing him now would ruin him.
>>144852866Griffith got his kingdom
>>144852866Ohtani fans pretend hes the protagonist while also sending his best friend to jail.
>>144852865>playoff teams>>144852866>betraying the AngelsHe stuck with them for six years and busted his arm twice trying to help them. Not even the Angels' own fans like them anymore. It's a tragic story
>>144852866>lebron leaves cleveland for miami>wins a ring>ohtani leaves anaheim for los angeles>wins a ring(?)
>>144852807Not confident, just excited to get this thing started.
>>144852783Shoes are store in ha back pockets by the looks of it.
>>144852881the betrayal narrative is just salt. only a genuine retard believes that.
>>144852881>>144852903We're talking about anime not real life you dummies.
Who do you think will win in the ploffs to make it to the Owl later this month?
>>144852866The Angels organization drove him away.
>>144852913fuck you and fuck your fagime
>>144852881I can't say I hate, because as a Christian I am commanded to love my neighbor, but I loathe what Arte has done to this team.Not even just performance-wise, but narrative wise. Went from being the "loveable" losers to just all around LOSERS, where hopes and washed up players come to die
>>144852923>Went from being the "loveable" losers to just all around LOSERSYou even lost at losing, when you played the White Sox for your penultimate series
>>144852914Royals Dodgers
>>144852914Mets
If a team tells you that 1 ring in 10 years is a failure aren't they basically saying they are super stacked. you'd've to be pretty stacked to think that.Fans seem to think that as wellIn which case what are you as the best player in the league doing signing with them?Weak mentalityCertainly not a heroic anime story
>>144852914Injuns and DodgersYall sleeping on Cleveland
>>144852923feel bad for you, bro. :(
>>144852921>fuck you and fuck your fagimeNow that's not the Dodger Way.
>>144852914Its gonna be a subway series. The real evil empire is gonna show little bro, who beat the fake dodgers in the NLCS, the gap between.
>>144852954If they have a watch party stream I hope they invite Maimoto too
>>144852954better to stay in your own lane with that
>>144852914Padres vs Tigers or Yanks.
>>144852923Counterpoint: These three make the Angels very likable.
>>144852965O'Hoppe looks like DiCaprio here
Imagine Ron Washington showing up to practice and telling ohtani to suck his dicki doubt it would work
>>144852971Don't diss my captain like that.
>>144852965Honestly the only one I'm sold on so far is Neto, but yes it's fun to see the kids play. I just wish we saw them develop a little more this year
Bro as a dodger fan I often have dreams of Ohtani bursting through my door, pinning me down, and sucking my cock against my will. I imagine mookie laughing at me and freeman looking disgusted as I bust the fattest load onto shohei's face.
>>144852992O Hoppe is a chad and a leaderfuture skipperalso we just drafted the next Barry Bonds
>>144853006What's Ohtani doing in St. Louis?
>>144853013kek
>>144852992Schanuel improved steadily I'm happy with him.O'Hoppe slumped in the 2nd half, but when he was on he was an all star caliber player. I'm honestly leaning towards his slump just being from being exhausted. He'll be back next season. But he brings the leadership this team needs.
ywn Ward when he's good
>>144852866I can’t blame him for leaving and I don’t hate him for it either. I just hate the team he went to.>>144852992Ohoppe is good even with the long ass cold streak he had at the end of the year.I like Shanuel but he cannot play first base and only hit 13 dingers. My boy needs to either hit the weight room or he needs to run like Usain Bolt.
>Shane Bieber and Corbin Burnes grew up as Angels fans>Both UFA in 2025
>>144853093>moreno signing pitchingHe won’tAgain
>>144853093Arte will sign Jesse Chavez, Bartolo Colon, and whoever is standing outside home depot the weekend before the season starts
>>144853041Ward was one of the best hitters in September.He was hitting .340, 1.118 OPS, had like 6 homers and multiple multi hit games.You just weren't watching by then.
alright mlb, tell me if it's YFRI or NRFI>DET/CLETyler Holton vs Tanner Bibee>NYM/PHIKodai Senga vs Zack Wheeler>KC/NYYMichael Wacha vs Gerrit Cole>SD/LADDylan Cease vs Yoshinobu Yamamoto
>>144853112>YFRI or NRFIThe AI fag is speaking in riddles guys It’s over skynet won
>>144853117>what are baseball terms
>>144853112NRFI for first two, YRFI for last two
>>144853138fortunately, i bet NFRI for the yanks/doyer games :)
But I'm female
>>144853107good to heari will watch him next season when we win a ring
>>144853163He admitted himself he was kinda timid after getting hit in the face last season, and because everyone was pitching up and in to him. But once he got over it, he was playing with a lot more confidence and he changed his swing a bit and then he was great. Undoubtedly the team's best hitter for the last month.
>>144853188oh okay. i feared he had lost it
>>144853117It’s gambling fag speak I looked it up. No runs in first inning Yes runs in first inning
FUCK DODGERSDODGERS
>>144853222No wonder I didn't know what the fuck he was talking about
its finna be a repeat of 2015
How will the Padres get to Ohtani this time?
>>144853288throw at himfuck him up
1738FETTY WAP
>>144852712lol good to hear anon. This is crazy.
>>144853288Just don't walk the bottom of the order and let Ohtani stat pad with bases empty. If Freeman, Betts and tescoar stays quiet at the plate, the rest is easy DP and flyouts, K's. Muncy can be a bit intimidating but they'll find a way to get him out. Ohtani was feening to smack the shit out of that ball when Suarez was fucking shitting the bed, that triple play literally saved us from statpadthani.
Need a girlfriend
>>144853336I’m a girl tho
>>144852914yankee padre
>>144853336I'm female
>>1448533362hu or sailor moon. Take your pick
>>144853336I'm starving from female attention
>>144852724If they get to the World Series vs the Yankees, they'll force him in for an inning to make him face Judge purely for ratings.
Okay, be honest. Does TV ratings really matter that much to save our "dying" sport. Can't they just like do idk Amazon TV prime or idk HBO then the whole TV ratings.
>>144853378shut up. youre not the queen here anymore
>>144853378MLB cares about it even though most viewers don't give a shit. That's why they are so desperate to shill guys like Ohtani and Judge because they want baseball to have their own superstar figures like Lebron or Tom Brady
When did sailor moon newfag get here
Buncha faggots here
>>144853435what the ?
>>144853398I'm still queen bitch of the universe, honey.
>>144851533Only the shit bag
2hu or usagi
2poo is my nigga even I make fun of him all the time
Soon
>>144853465Both
>>144853511Good luck later fren!
>doyerweeb vs padreweeb
>>144853572Doyervtube vs. 2poos
im literally a girl tho
>>144852166For me it's the Yankees AI poster and of course, Misaki Mets.
Phils today>>144853635noice!
>>144853336This but Recker
>>144853402Current baseball fans might not care as much, but non-baseball fans definitely do. People nowadays are compelled by narratives and storylines. That's what draws viewership numbers and brings attention to the sport. You're not going to attract a non-fan by saying "Hey it's the final of a sport you don't really care about between two small market teams! You gotta watch it! It's the final!" Like why would they care?
>>144852866If baseball was an anime Senga would actually pitch 200 pitches tonight, at an average velocity of 106.
>>144853283With the Mets being NL champions? One can hope.
>>144852807I'm confident because he's in a good form going into it and he's historically performed really well in high stakes games.
>>144853283The worst thing about 2015 is that the Mets had the lead for some ridiculous percentage of all innings despite losing in 5.Just goes to show you can't win just on strong starting pitching. The other bad thing was that you expected them to be back because they had such good pitching at such a low cost and time to grow but their offense was so fucking terrible that they couldn't take advantage of it.
>>144851693that's dope af bro
fking hyped up bros
>>144854136>>144854168I'm a girl
>>144853755Phillies are about to get ghost forked into oblivion.
>>144854194
cubyals lookin solid
>>144851216met bros how you feelin
>>144854662It either goes well and shows we are destined for the WS or we will have Megill in by the third and be down by five.
cubyals vs cubgers in the eries
>>144851246So want that laughing douche to get doxxed
>>144854662Hoping this just isn't a giant mind game by Mendoza and Senga is just gonna be used as an opener. I want at least 5 good innings.
>>144854662I mean, I'm a nervous wreck every playoffs but we have lots of reasons to think we can win. The Phillies have barely been over .500 for the second half of the season, the Mets have been a +.600 team since they flipped the switch in June. The Phillies ended the season in a slump. The Mets had the best September record in baseball. They also have momentum and vibes.If Pete is out of his slump and we actually have our ace back at full or near full strength we can absolutely make it to the WS. The Phillies might be slightly better on paper but everything recent points to the Mets.
>>144852610For those curious, I picked up The Wax Pack, about a guy who opens a pack of baseball cards from the 1980s and then goes on a road trip around America trying to track all these old veteran ball players down. It’s good so far. As a new fan, a lot of the references (the 85’ Bluejays for instance) go over my head, but I figure real baseball fans would be super into it
im so excited about alds day bros!!! gonna drink a million beers and watch my team win hopefully
>>144854877the celebrant is good, if you want old-timey historical fiction
If you're scared of the Royals or concerned about them, you're not a real Yankees fan. These cocksuckers don't have a prayer.
CubKekees project lookin solid
i don’t get why skubal isnt going today. tigs might be able to get him to go twice this series if they win today
reminder that flyover is brownspeak for white
>>144851247I wish the Yankees would get Tatis Jr, Bogarts, and Machado.>>144851939I had to buzz all my hair off and I need a new cap asap. Thinking about a low profile one instead of the typical SnapBack or fitted.>>144852499Red Sox suck.>>144855099I’m just curious if Gil is going to pull through. I mean he was in CYA contention early season but he hasn’t played as well since then. Also #3 starter is an obvious gaping hole in the lineup. Cole/Schmidt/Weaver/Kahnlee are the ones I’m confident with.
fried taters jr
>>144855400Ty Cobb has 0 rings kek.
Tonight’s the night bros. Let’s fucking go.
>>144855498LETS GO YANKEES
>>144855099If you think the series is going to be a cakewalk you are mistaken. I still think the Yankees will be able to win but it’s not going to just fall into our lap.
>>144855505KEK
>>144855365>pitching depthYankees have a collective 3.74 ERA so I guess it’s not all bad. It’s lower than the Dodgers’ ERA.
>>144855582Mariners were at 3.49 as “elite pitchers”.
>>144855582>>144855631Bullpen has been kinda ass this year in comparison to years past and still pretty solid all things considered. The inevitable big moment that Boone decides to put in Clay Holmes is going to suck though.
>>144855498I’m sorry the ALCS is a CENTRAL ONLY series. Thank you for your consideration.
doyers? they SUCK
>doyers still have not sold out tickets for G1 OH NO NO NO NO
>>144855704The Royals are one of the Yankees's bottom bitches. They're one of the Yankees's favorite punching bags.
>https://x.com/bnightengale/status/1842226494929777146?s=46&t=KdU2-ebQ9n0tuXaO05eELQ>doyerpacos
>>144855804>https://x.com/bnightengale/status/1842226494929777146?s=46&t=KdU2-ebQ9n0tuXaO05eELQFlyover. Oklahoma. Weebs.
I don’t really feel very good about Verdugo in LF at all.
How are we pheeling about today's game Philliebros?
/nu/>>144855887>>144855887>>144855887
>>144855874Scared
>>144855664>the moment Boone decides to put in Holmes is going to suckRemember this: Weaver may not perform better than Holmes. He lacks playoff experience and could collapse under pressure.
>>144852640massive projection copei’m literally praying for you my insecure friend
