wake n bake edition>>144851216
>>144855887>Mets
>>144855887My Poodles
If you're scared of the Royals or concerned about any matchup against them, you're not a Yankees fan. The Yankees will win in a bloodbath.
Yankees!
doyers
Good morning Mariners fans.
>>144855911As a yankees fan, the royals terrify me
I fucking hate this dude already, the media is already giving Ohtranny a pass if he struggles because it’s his “first time” in the playoffs
4 games of baseball.
>>144855911Gotta actually play the game. Can’t just be happy with being better on paper.
>>144855938How retarded, he's played in the WBC and shit, playoffs are no different.
DODGERS ARE WINNING IT ALL! DO IT FOR GURA! DO IT FOR PEKORA! DO IT FOR SUISEI!
>>144855920At least you stick around. Snek and bird fans are all gone
>be doyerpacos>have cheapest playoffs tickets>can't sell out your stadiumkek
>>144855938Has he ever been to the NPB equivalent of the postseason?
>>144855983>it’s real Someone nuke California
Predict the final score for today's games
>>144856022Yeah he won it
>>144855983This has to be a honeypot to track pedos right?
>>144856104It's a honeypot to attract lonely zoomer money
>>144856053>>144856104>They mad because their team didn't get a Hololive NightDid you send an end of the season feedback survey to your team to have one next season?
>>144856095Tigers 2Guardians 5Royals 3Yankees 4 10thMets 2Phillies 1Dodgers 7Padres 1
Why are they making the white fanbases play each other first?
>>144856053Cali is slowly nuking itself. Just let them.
harper FUCKED arcia
>>144855911I have no fear whatsoever. I simply comprehend the weaknesses of the team. I made the decision to refund my tickets for the pinstripe pass section at Yankee Stadium because I'm unwilling to drive several hours just to witness them self-destruct.
Stay strong Padgers bros, do NOT ve swayed by false prophets
Ready for the last day of the season, metcucks?
>MLB teams would rather have Harry Potter Nights or old ass boomer Star Wars Night instead of the new age Hololive Night.
>>144855099>>144855911i'm not scared of the royals. but the cubyals- they frighten me
>Implying anyone is going to watch the Tigers vs Guardians and Mets vs Phillies over College Football
i would be mad if i were a lifelong dodgers fan that they are doing this gay anime shit to pander to japan
>>144856335didn't this guy get btfo
>unironically watching amateur sports
>ge*man trying to sow the seeds of racial discontent in a comfy multiculti sport where white, latino, black and asian chads hit dingers, throw gas, and do web gems and have a good timeI wonder (((who))) could be behind this?Yaks in 4.
do the mets want kodai senga to blow his arm out on the mound today?
>>144856347i was mad last year when the invited the tranny nuns and then kershaw spoke out against it & they made him start g1 while injured for a humiliation ritual
>>144856368El beisbol
>>144856335Like anyone is going to watch the Poodres and Doyers when UFC is on tonight.
With the real ploff games starting today, I will be taking a break from /mlb/ and stepping away for my mental health. See you all later after my team loses.
>>144856508pussy
>>144856335people watch college football?
>>144856335>>144856536but seriously why not just start the games yesterday? is manfred a retard? wildcard teams dont need/deserve even a day of rest.
>>144856508That's fair. I rarely post here anymore due to the toxic environment. I mean we all partake in it, but it's not healthy in any sort of way. COUGHmetsinerspammersCOUGH
gm doyerbros.do we actually think dave robert's is in the hot seat this year? somehow i feel like they will never fire him. what about mark prior? what are our thoughts on a yamamoto g1 start? will the bats ice cold after that week-long break? will mookie and freddie get any hits today? the last two years have traumatized me.
>>144856508See you tomorrow
>>144856368>I wonder (((who))) could be behind this?>Yaks in 4.
>>144856581Metsiners been dead for two months because the memeiners memed themselves out of contention
>>144856727here is the most realistic take i've read so far. https://www.truebluela.com/2024/10/4/24042647/dodgers-nlds-prediction
>>144856789honestly, i'm terrified
>Good guyscubgerscubyalsmettiejettiesremember this.
>>144856368Bernie Williams is the spiritual ancestor to Jose Iglesias, I’m thinking based.
First they bombed our harborThen they bombed our hearts
>the tsundere seduction of nanking
>the bridge over the river kawaii
>>144855938i can't get over how mid his wife is
>>144856878The Potsdam Conference
>>144856906he's trying to create yellow ubermensch
The siege of Vienna
hope you enjoy the baseball today /mlb/bros. made apple butter from the apples we picked the other day, cooked all night and it'll be ready soon then we'll can it tonight probably
If you add “-uru” “ishi” “desu” to your verbal tics, you can now speak Japanese. WatchOhtani-san batturu doba-ishii outfield-uru desu^is perfect Japanese for Ohtani hit a double into the outfield Hairy gato in advance for your attention to this PSA-uru
The Mets could take lemons and turn them into apple butter
2 nukes was not enough
>>144856989Philly is Phucked tbqdesu with you
Japanese baseball be like “anon-kun we pray baseba-uru hittah big-a homa run! Rooeyvir sruggah samurai hai!”>kills self
>>144857025BAKA
LET'S GO DODGERS! FUCK THE PADRES!
>>144856946Extremely baste brother
>>144857129bolt up brochacho!
DOYERSDOYERSDOYERS
>>144856368Based Yankslopper! Let’s go Yanks!
>>144856291This cannot be fucking real what the actual fuck is wrong with young men.
>>144856946Hell yeah dude. Nothing like a nice, fresh, biscuit with a slab of apple butter.
IndiansYankeesMetsPadres
>>144857245>Indianscoward
>>144857245i agree
>>144857245replaces stankees with royals and it'd be like you pay perfect attention. judge is a poverty pitching merchant and their bullpen will shit its pants.
tigers will win today. probably not but itd be cool if they did
Guardsroylelsfilthiespoos
>mets
>>144857310>Judge is a poverty pitching merchantThis is funny because we perform better against good pitchers and can't seem to hit 4.00 pitchers. >bullpenSir, the memepen is decent if you ignore the guys we acquired to absorb innings. I mean they had no other purpose but to absorb innings and keep the real bullpen healthy. Looking at you Mayza/Leiter
>>144856470>not having dual or triple screen monitors
how imma be watching the mets game
>>144855911Retard
Uhm… philthies?
>>144857547freakoffs while getting blasted on grain alcohol
How my Rays doin?
mets
>>144856451
>>144857632hawaii is very nice this time of year
i'm thinkin about those mets right now
>>144857679no, you’re thinking about your detroit tigers
Are tigers fans black like Detroit or white like Michigan?
>>144857777they are all japanese. take off your shoes prease!!!!
>>144857777mostly white people at comerica from what ive seen. the lions however, thats a different story
>>144857777state-wide (white) and Canadians in SW Ontario (white)
mets are going to teach some lessons
>>144857777Holy crap Lois!
>>144855920Dave Sims leaving is the best Ms news I've read in years. good riddance east coast fag that constantly would remind us how much he loves Philly. watching his goofy ass overshadow Rick rizz is a fucking tragedy
It's time dodgerbros
>>144856335>Michigan Game at 7:30 pm>Michigan State Game was last night>The Ohio State Game is at 3:30 pmThe eyes of the Midwest gaze will be fixed on the Tigs-Gords Game...And then they'll watch college football before switching to the Yanks-Roys series.
None of you are cool or interesting because you like asian women. You people are about as worse as the halftime faptime coomers.
>>144857858Why are leafs Detroit fans
>>144858107based
>>144858205your ancestors didn't bomb anyone Sanchez, they were Indios who got raped by swarthy iberians and later fled to an Anglo country
>>144858107very cool stuff dude. im hoping for our tigers to win but i really hope everyone has a good time
>>144858205Kek based, he’s been coming here and being a faggot since the ‘offs started
>>144858257Nah my ancestors were bombing people.
>>144858161they're closer to detroit than toronto. and auto-industry ties
>mexicans mad about krauts
>>144858205fat hands?
>>144858205Germany should never have been allowed to be a single country again.
>>144858257My grandpa and his twin brother literally bombed the fuck out of Europe for 4 years... and I wish they bombed them for another 20 years for good measure. My other family members built bombs, planes and tanks specifically to bomb and kill Germans.And thank fuck we did imagine German autism being allowed to spread past the borders of Europe fu king disgusting.
>>144858365Nah I have small hands for teasing your bussy.
>>144858387Beyond based
>>144858359>Auto industry tiesShouldn't those only be after NAFTA..?
>>144858129hating asian women isn't a personality
>>144858161You can literally see Canada across the river from Detroit. Canadians would get Tigers radio games and they come across the bridge to watch games. Windsor Canada is literally the South Detroit from Don't Stop Believing.
>>144858458this is shopped I can tell from the pixels
>>144858458i don’t hate asian women. i hate people who like asian women (except for asian people who like asian women)
>>144858541I like Norm Macdonald and that’s one of the best comedy specials ever filmed now stfu and talk about baseball or rope
i'm struggling to get into the playoffs this year. can someone help me get into the games today?i want to enjoy the playoffs but i'm just not "feeling it". thanks ahead of time. :) (pls respond)
>>144858621If you have an american vpn you can false flag as a dodgers/padres fan and call yourself an obese mexican. That was my plan for tonight
cubyals gonna cub
>>144858621you are canadian therefore you are a tigers fan
>>144858621hockey has started. guess you forgot. please dont show your (((flag))) here again
>>144858621What are you doing in Canada Mookie betts? you should be in LA
>>144858675yes sir!
>>144858458Nobody hates asian women they hate your obsession with them. Your personality is asian women and it shows. We don't see people spamming the thread with literally anything else. I just want to read about baseball without constantly having pictures of random asian women thrown at my eyes thanks.
I want to have sex with a women while watching bay bawl
>>144858793youre in the right place. /mlb/ is where baseball fans find love
hope we see my tigers aggressive on the bases today. nothing less than first to third will suffice today
>>144858621Tigers and Guardians have played more games against each other then any other teams in the American League. Despite this they have never met in the playoffs marking the first time this playoff catchup has ever happened. Two founding members of the AL. The Guardians were originally the Grand Rapids Michigan Rippers who moved to Cleaveland. Detroit is the oldest continuous Baseball team in the AL to have never changed their name or city. The Ohio-Michigan Rivalry is deep and older then Baseball.Yankees and Royals have an old rivalry known as the blood feud from the 80s. Good ol fashion Super star show down as Bobby Witt takes on Judge and Soto.Padres and Dodgers are long time rivals similar to the Yankees and Red Sox but with less history. Padres have been a thorn in the Dodgers side.Mets and Phillies fucking hate each other just good ol fashion New York/Philly hate.
>>144858793i'm a woman
>>144858621SD vs LA: Battle of the paco larping (>>144858674)PHI vs NYM: Channel your NY hateKC vs NYY: Channel your NY hateCLE vs DET: Underdogs, low payroll battle repn ALCD
>>144856175>Royals 3>Yankees 4 10thPlease God no my heart can't take it.
As a tigers fan, I'm gay
>>144858689>>144858829>>144858847thanks, bros. i appreciate it. <3
>>144858829very interesting history lesson, thanks bro. grand rapids rippers is a bretty gud name
>>144858107My pop is a Tigers fan so I will take the kids over to watch with him. Then I get to bring them home so he doesn't have to watch my Yankees with me (as he deservedly hates them). It's a win-win.
>>144858928>cleveland rippers>cleveland spidersboth much better names than guardians
>>144858847>Faggot Brit who is obsessed with Chicago Mets own your blimey fanny bitch
>>144858084It's time for Dodgers baseball!
>>144858829so tiggies/guardians is an all-michigan affair you’re saying? very based for the best state in the union
>>144859006this but the opposite
8 hours until yamameatball gives up a grand slam in the first inning
>>144858949>cleveland rippersSounds like serial killers>cleveland spidersAgreed cooler name and liked the revivalist nature but maybe thats exactly what caused issues
A sicilian slice blessing f'da Yanks
>>144859056go jacks go
>>144858996>>>/pol/
I asked this before but does anyone know why the start times aren't on the hour?
The German is based but he should go back to /pol/ because I just want no politics here
>>144859145Easier to schedule for television
>>144859145so you can have a tv intro my brother
>>144859096You have to go back
>>144859096Fuck pol I have never posted there. Where is the based UK Mets anon, come get your boy.>>144859151This except for he’s a faggot
all better names than the guardians
>>144858129Is Cubspina jealous?
>brown people mad about white people posting in /mlb/
>>144859162>>144859167Just schedule the tv start 30 mins before though I don't get it. Soccer games usually start on the hour with 30 mins run up/warm up discussion.>>144859174>le go back memeDo you think you can go a whole day without screeching about black people again in a baseball genny?
Get along little doggie doo, get along! It's going to be a bloodshed series, that's for sure.
my picks>tigers>phillies>yankees>dodgersplace your bets accordionly
>>144859223They just go over lineups and pitching. They don't need 30 minutes to do it
>>144859145The start times are for the first pitch, the actual broadcasts begin on the hour with the announcers talking about the game before first pitch.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnI1-AZRnRg
>>144856335>>144856470>>144857439Did you all forget about me?
For me, it’s Chief Wahoo
Hot take but I believe every perfect game(except that one weird bullpen game) is a better performance than otanis "best game ever"
>>144859265Can’t forget about something you never knew or cared about.>>144859223I didn’t make the ‘go back’ post but you told me to go to pol for making fun of your Chicago obsession. Pot meet kettle.
>>144859275yikes
>>144859296Ohtani's big game came against the Marlins, its like beating a downy in chess
how concerned are the poodres about dead arm musgrove?was he hot/mid/cold going into the postseason?
>>144859296lol no. 15 total bases. Suck it
>>144859320Marlins have a lot of good players
>>144859275>Chief Wahoosolvfuck cleveland for changing to the guardianshope these cucks get sweep
>>144859296>best game everese, don’t you mean the greatest day in beisbol history vato??
>>144859223American sports like to schedule sports games after the hour so they can do intros for a few minutes. That’s separate from any pre game show that happens the last hour/half hour. It’s because at the top of the hour you get people switching to the channel from something else that just ended. Therefore, sports have that little buffer where they can introduce lineups or whatever and the overpaid broadcasters can do a 60 second mini analysis. Then one more commercial break before the game actually starts. We don’t like it but that’s how it is and will never change. Now talk about baseball and stop smugeuro posting.
>>144859235I agree with you. Phillies-Yankees in the WS with a Phillies win.
For me it’s the Baltimore Sambos
>>144859338lel
>>144859223>s-someone called me a faggot online>reeee go back to pol you heckin bigot!!Go ask your government to extradite me, you yuckmouth faggot
“Is it even a perfect game if you don’t discover true love on the base paths?” Anthony Recker mused from the broadcast booth
Just fix the statue and problem solved?
im a tigers fan but i dont have any particular ill will towards the cleveland baseball team. in fact, major league is my favorite sports movie
Will the ballpark become haunted?
Legitimately what’s the problem with any of these?
Friendly reminder that, when asked, the seething Brit could not name a city better than New York in his own country and started posting pics of Chicago (another great American metropolis).
>poodres restrict dodger fans from buying ticketshttps://ktla.com/news/local-news/padres-restricting-dodgers-fans-from-buying-nlds-tickets-in-san-diego/amp/lol
>>144859275
you may run like hayes, but you hit like shit
>>144859447Arabs goes hard and so does Indians (do not redeem version).
>>144859322You made the mistake of thinking there are any legit padres fans on here. The only padre "fan" on here is a weeb avatarfag and he's as stupid as they come.
Fuck they're not showing the Yanks here tonight. Just the Phailies v Mets and the Dodgers v Padres.
Walked back from Wawa in my nimmo shirsey and three separate strangers gave me a LGM including a ups driver
>>144859453New york is a shithole to be honest.
>>144859509Based>>144859512Cringe
>>144859509I truly am down tremendous
>>144859509ms. met lookin thicc
>>144859529
>>144859479I say fuck you Jobu
>>144859496my bad
>>144859004It’s supposed to be “dodger baseball” you newfag. Show some respect to Vin
>>144858778but you enjoy seeing images of troonhou
Just back from dumping three sticky hot load inside of Mrs. Met. AMA
>>144859539>>144859533We stan a Queen(s)>>144859540Kek this nigga googled nyc crime and thought he did something. PLAYOFFS IN 28 mins mother fuckerrrrssssss let’s go!!!
Did the phillies anon end up buying tickets?>>144859453Friendly reminder all I said was that NY literally stinks of piss and Chicago is a much much cleaner city. You never asked for a UK city but fwiw both London and Edinburgh are far nicer cities than NY. Here's conservative NY paper NYP arguing as much.https://nypost.com/2023/05/07/why-london-bests-nyc-in-quality-of-life/
you trying to say jesus christ can’t hit a curveball?
>>144859540leave it to an american to be dumb enough to read tabloid propaganda
Why would the Cleveland Indians change their name to Guardians in honor of this guy?https://youtube.com/watch?v=Qh8rpFTVBuM
>>144859468This is the 10th time you've posted about this
>>144859598>no comeback
>>144859415It's a classic AL East battle for rust belt recognition but you're right they seem like a comedy movie
>>144859622The Cleveland Schumers
wish i was walkin down to the ballpark today m8s
please keep the europoor input to a minimum thanks
>>144859634>no comeback for crime in the biggest city in the greatest country on gods green earth
>>144859618>muh fake news
The San Diego Padres have banned indulgences and the doggy doos come a bitchin and a hollerin.
New York is the greatest city in the world, pal.
Europoors are all spiritual redditors don’t ever forget it
https://youtu.be/BNCEFn7E34s?si=HFIQHzMVaKrPk09w>AJ Hinch goes to some no name Rookie with a 1 run lead>colorized
Is there an eruv around the strike zone though?
you guys remember kenny rogers
>>144859693>>144859695Based >>144859608>uhm ackshually here is a conservative New York tabloid paper that agrees with my HAHAHA KWAB
>tfw no mezuzah on home plate
>>144859728London absolutely fucking mogs NY. Cope.
Can the Indians win the pennant?
New York, New York it’s a wonderful town, The Bronx is up and the Battery’s down, the people ride in a hole in the ground, New York, New York, what a wonderful town!
>>144859720The Gambler!
>>144859659yeah summer is gonethe real baseball teams play nowdropping like the leaves
>>144859740ive never been but it looks cool and i really enjoy fish and chips. will you be a tigers fan today?
>>144859453Is that a mushroom cloud going off in the background?
>>144859509
>>144859756Springfield, Springfield!
>>144859740Oh yea did they make they playoffs?
>>144859720sticky stuff guy is all I remember about him
>>144859777(it's almost never that pretty)
>>144859744>The IndiansNever heard of them
>>144859740Rothschild hands typed this post
>>144859693Where else in the world can one food cart provide this much culinary variety?
I haven't watched baseball in 15 years, what do I need to know?
>>144859813i do like the red onion slop they put on the dogs tbqh
I pay four thousand dollars a week to live in a light bulb. My landlord smells like mothballs and never fixes the pipes. This is the toughest city in the world pal, New Yorkers don’t take any shit. I got mugged four times on the way to the Port Authority to buy a train pass for my great aunt. Ayyyyyy I’m walking here!Anyways this cougine over here he tries to tell me that Murray’s of fifth avenue has the best meatball slice and I hadda crack him good to remind him that you ain’t never had no kinda pizza before until you been down to Puccetti’s ovah by the park. I got raped in an alley at gunpoint by a block full of Puerto Ricans but you ain’t never had a food experience like deep fried Somali lobster tails from Hamid down at the statue. Greatest city in the world, fuhgeddabout it!
>>144859740oi guvnah? Wuz bazebawl? Never ‘eard of it I’m from up chippy norton way.
>>144859813I don’t know how the good people at the Sabrett company do it but I won’t question it. For me, it’s Italian sausage and peppers.
Tigers RoyalsMetsDodgers
>>144859842Words words words
IndiansRoyalsMetsPadres
>>144859860this is it. the post that will age like fine wine
>>144859777>KittiesI usually support the longest drought team in a neutral match up so Guardians were my first pick but I'll support whoevers behind in the series after that just for a good match up. I like both teams honestly.
>>144859827Astros cheated
>>144859827There’s a pitch clock now.
Broad-wayyyhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=T9yLRJA6zU8
give me ai prompttrying out this flux thing
I have a pound of weed and mexican girls coming to my house later. I love America.
>>144859813i miss it so much…
i love lauren shehadi so much its unreal
>>144859910mr met in the cuck chair
I hate New York architecture so much. They're all these soulless plain boring tall buildings. It's even worse because Swedish architects are absolutely in love with them. All newly built buildings in Stockholm look like this shit. Entire city districts looks like this. It's a travesty.
is the tigers catcher jake rogers elite?
>>144859915This but unironically unless you meant it unironically in which case this. >>144859927No one cares ohtanipaco
>>144859927The difference is NY looks good and this looks bad.
>>144859963New York looks ugly as shit.
>>144859944He also calls a great game for skoobs
>>144859927new york doesn't have one architectural style, what do you mean?the most famous buildings in new york are art deco
>>144859927swede architects are bad. finns and danes are the best nordic architects. saarinen inspired everyone and alvar aalto too
>>144859970No one cares ohtanipaco
>>144859970And it smells like shit too
Hankster bros…
>>144859927you faggots have never set foot in brooklyn and it’s such a shame
>>144859970Reminder that 40% of Americans have never been outside of the US, and 11% have never left the state they were born in. They have no reference point unfortunately. Less than half currently even have a passport.
>>144860026rent free
>>144860026you do not have a baseball team.
>>144859740I was just in London and I heard more Arabic and Russian than I did England. I wish I was joking, I’m not even a /pol/ fag, it was disheartening
>>144860026I have never been off the eastern coast of the United States and I have no regrets.
>>144860022i stayed there for a weekend. its just a bunch of small buildings, very boring dude. at least manhattan has old and big buildings that are fun to look at
Let's the chaos BEGIN.
>>144860026I am part of the 40%, but I live close to the New Hampshire border, and I’ve been to New York City twice.
WHERE’S BASED BOB COSTAS
>>144860026Reminder that (You)>post on an american website>speak the american language>worship big american cock (bac)>live in the american empire (the planet earth)
>daygos vs fentanyl junkies series Yuck
>>144860026I have dual-citizenship and I would rather live in gaysconsin than anywhere at all in the UK
>>144860022i love yuro takes about new york>concrete jungle no nature or green!>it smells like piss!>all the buildings have the same architectureso obvious they've never been to the city or they went once and walked around times square/midtown, took the subway one day to their hotel and other tourist spots, and thought that's what the whole city looks like
>>144860064why do you think that homo is based
>>144860061it's kinda based how the polfags left and now we are all just making fun of each others places of birth and residence, like it should be.
>>144859927Looks good Sven, you should be grateful>>144860026I went to paris once so I'm good forever now
Tigers @ Guardians>>144860096>>144860096>>144860096
BONUS BETS DRAFTKING PARLAY BOOST BOOST WIN PROBABLIIYT FANDUEL KAVEN HARD OVER UNDER STRIKE OUT BOOST SAME GAME LIVE ASSHOLE PENETRATING PARLAY +450 DEPOSIT BONUS MATCH BOOST DICK RIPPING MGM NOW ESPNBET THE HOUSE FUCK THE KIDS YOU DONTNEED A WIFE SLAVE BETS PARLAYS MONEY INSTANT WITHDRAWALS BOOST BOOST FANDUEL POINTSBET PAIGE SPIRANAC DICK RATINGS
PLAYOFF BASEBALL ALL DAY LETS GO BABY
elite parker meadows, tigers outfielder
>>144860122keep us updated
>>144855887im kostya
>>144860122kek
NL bros do we root for le tigres or indians
>>144860147gonna kostya about 10 bucks to post in my thread kosty
>>144860161I think the losedians are hopeless this year. They probably aren't beating the Tigers and I wouldn't be surprised if they get swept
>>144860147get the fuck out you commie pinko this is americas game
Britpoors are frustrated at the sad state of their land and the lack of business/leisure opportunities so they lash out against the US on places like Reddit. It’s kinda sad if you think about it. They don’t even have baseball culture over there.
>>144860044Ironically we have a better Mets who have won more National Championships than the NY Mets have KEK.>>144860053>>144860062Crazy that I've been to NY more than you and probably more states (11). >>144860099Your major green space is a single homeless filled square in an area the size of London. Your green spaces are upstate/outside the city where at a comparable distance from London you could be in picrel.
>>144860122>PAIGE SPIRANAC DICK RATINGSum...sweetie...?
>>144860211but they have cricket and meat pies
>>144859322He missed 2 months of regular season, came back from his Injuries, did pretty good from having a inflamed bones spur, last era was 3? The doctor said that his ucl could have tear any second now. He pretty much shoved Mets and Braves with a shredded chicken arm before his TJ surgery was announced. I say.... Sign Snell back next season.
the guardians would feel less generic and soulless if they had a cool logo on their hats instead of that generic C
>>144860217You do not have a baseball team.
>>144860217You're a friendless genetic dead end your opinion means nothing lol
>>144860240They need to make more use of the actual guardian face rather than a soulless faceless baseball. Even putting a cartoon face on the baseball a la mr met would add a lot to it.
>>144859447The whites would have been a hilarious name change.
>>144860217just showing your absolute ignorance. NYC has 1700 parks comprising 30000 acres spread across all the boroughs and neigborhoods. central park is not even the largest park. you have never actually explored NYC and don't know what it really is.
>>144860217hey I was just in the cotswolds kek, I saw the bar that Jeremy Clarkson restored or whatever. It was alright but it really has nothing compared to the small mountain towns on the western slope of the rockies. the US mogs Europe and ESPECIALLY your little micky mouse irrelevant rock kek. I'm not going to reply to you anymore because you're obviously a loser in real life and I wouldn't want to associate with you. No offense kek
WE WANT JAVY BAEZ
do mets fans deserve basic human rights?
>>144860320Oh and Ireland absolutely shits down England’s throat in every single measure. I’m shocked the suicide rate in England isn’t higher
Uh, oh. It's that time of day where New York causes 'em to bubble n boil.
>>144860320>>144860350holy fucking BASED lmao britcuck will never recover.
>>144860217>live in picrel>wake up sunday morning>no power because waterwheel stuck>boil coffee over fire pit>can't find the milk sheep>write a letter to neighbor asking if he's seen my sheep>get a response 2 months later, sheep died in a blizzard>coffee is now cold and stale with no milksounds charming
the castles in europe are pretty coolwe do have stuff like the gila cliff dwellings but it's not quite the same
Imagine you wanna go to a baseball game but you can’t. Imagine you get a hot dog but it’s gray and not very good. Imagine losing The Ashes because it rained.
>>144860375kek it's 6PM in the UK, that cuck just ate a dinner of boiled cod and mashed peas and is now on /sp/ seething about the city of new york
>>144860217you can post as many pictures of the shire as you want, it wont change the fact that your country will be majority muslim within 10 years and you arent going to do shit about it. off you go back to work, gotta pay those taxis to pay for all the cousins healthcare
>>144860350Ireland is just a wannabe England. Irish got cucked by the Anglos.
New York owns ya
>>144860497Royals pwn ya stankin azz
>>144859922
>playoff baseball on>/mlb/ dead>gamethread deadso you retards really do prefer college football, unbelievable.
>>144860449if a bong typed this they'd be arrested
Hopefully Philadelphia can help reduce noise pollution coming from New York.
>>144860550>shitting on the britcuck and the swedecuckidk seems fun
is bob costas announcing the yankees game
>>144860550nobody gives a SHIT about these two teams
>>144860306Pelham Bay Park is FIFTEEN miles from manhattan/the body/centre of the city to the point its hard to consider it 'in the city' any more.Compare that to London with Hyde, Battersea, Regents, Victoria, Burgess, Greenwich, Wandsworth, Clapham Commons all within 3 miles pretty much of the Tower of London. Heck even Richmond Park (roughly the same size as Pelham Bay) is less than 10 miles away and filled with deer.I've been to NYC multiple times. You're deluding yourself if you pretend its anywhere NEAR the same level in terms of green space.>>144860320>I saw the bar that Jeremy Clarkson restored or whateverNo you didnt. It's a farm shop in the middle of nowhere. We're not arguing the rockies (26hr drive from NY) aren't more impressive than the cotswolds we're saying there are far nicer cities in the US and London mogs NYC at a minimum when the Cotswolds are <2hrs from central London.
>>144860546
>>144860603I believe so.
/mlb/ was better when it was only american flags (and sometimes canadian). we need to stop growing the game.
>>144860625that place looks pretty cool
>>144860626>*licks her legs*
>>144860643Yes more games in Mexico please the poodroyers saturation is insufficient.
>>144860626i'd like to taste some of her fresh steaming fecal matter, if you know what i mean
>/mlb/ was better when it was only american flags (and sometimes canadian). we need to stop growing the game
>>144860625>replies with geographythere is no hope for you britfag and you still don't have a baseball team
>>144860625Yeah let's go to london and get stabbedtell them about all the great curry places
>>144860673Mexican posters actually talk about baseball
London will have an MLB team by 2045
I think we should consider a containment thread for non-americans. They seem to be an epidemic on the entire board
>>144860703>Yeah let's go to london and get stabbedum>The NYPD murder total for the year was 295 — less than half the figure for 2001 and a fraction of 2,200 victims counted in 1990 — giving a rate of 3.5 per 100,000. In London, there were 136, giving a rate of 1.5, so New York remains twice as deadly despite a successful decades-long crime crackdown.>Within this, there were 76 homicides attributed to cutting or stabbing in New York — the exact same number as in London, according to data from Murdermap. But New York’s rate is slightly higher, at 0.9 compared to 0.8 in London. It means the Big Apple is still deadlier for knife attacks
>>144860756don’t care didn’t read
>>144860756WTF does this have to do with the amazing sport of baseball? GO TO SLEEP YOU WANKER!!
White Americans > Europeans >Brown "Americans" (coasties)
oi mates, u keen on some pie? made lots. goes smashing wiffa fresh warm pint nd some crickey wickets. stuff urself up a doggie dag and pack ur trouses fore the game its gonna be a long day and ur gonna get peckish.
>>144860779NY residents 2x as likely to be murdered and also more likely to get stabbed.
>>144860756>believing UK crime stats
>>144860756holy fuck from geography to statistics the EU should have nuked you nerds for leaving. and you still don't have a baseball team.
my doyers will win the baseball championship
>barfs lose>/pol/ posting starts up againA tradition as old as time
Why do all chav whores look like that?
gay braves
DETROIT SUCKS!!!!
>>144860828kek it really do be like that
>>144860814Shut up Christopher Langan.>>144860823Once again. The London Mets have won more National Championships than the NY Mets.
>>144860756oh nice, now compare the TV license and shitposting arrest stats. also who is your baseball team?
>>144860845Based!
Don't get me wrong. Most of America looks pretty cool. It's just New York that looks like a soulless dumpster fire hellhole to live in.
>>144860810I’ll say this, if there was a cricket genny, I would not post on it.
if you can't enjoy both london and new york you need a lobotomy
>>144860899>>144848381Please anon, we're desperate sar.
i cant wait for my phils to take the field fuck the mets braves are gay
>>144860858>the london mets have less instagram followers than I do HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>144860895New York really isn’t, step into lower Manhattan or into Brooklyn and this falls apart completely. I actually like Sweden btw but it’s too insular to be truly beautiful in my opinion
The Detroit Robocops would be a better name
>it’s a slurper
>the abandoned ruins of Detoilet
LMAO kitties got startled>>144860974Why are you on instagram anon what the fuck.
>pitching cha-ACK!
>>144860949Based Winky being reasonable.
>>144860895this is especially true in boroughs with the highest density of mets fans
>>144860810lmfao do coasties really
winky gapes ya
>>144861042dont you have a wife to watch get fucked or something?
London is universally considered to be "NYC but good" by all of my friends and family in our white state
curbstomp mr met
>>144861091coastie projection
they got an out!
>>144861096>NYC but good>0 baseball teams>0 baseball stadiumsyour friends and family sound retarded anon
honestly fuck the mets
>>144861139This, they're discount Jews. Like argies
>>144861139you would if you could I bet
>>144861139good post
>>144861152>NOOOO I NEEED LE GOGGLESS THE STICKY ALOCHOL GETS IN MY EYEEES AND IT HURRTTTYY WURTTTYY
>you would if you could I bet
>>144861179ok now you do really have to go back
diddy and recker sittin in a tree
Best fans in the world
>>144861139don’t let the britooor seethe now
Which team is most geopolitically aligned with based china
>>144861218B-A-S... E-D
>>144861254Dodgers
>sports channel during beisbol playoffs>commercials>advert for AEW glorified highschool stage theatre
>>144861254Probably my Yankees solely because Chinese people like the hat.
Things I learned today --88% of the population of Detroit is black, 8% white, 4% other. The rate of unemployment among people of working age (18 to 64) who are not disabled is 39%. The Tigers had the seventh lowest attendance in baseball, averaging only 24,000 per game, and the fifth lowest payroll in major league baseball at $98M. How can that city afford a major league baseball team?
>>144861254gaysconsin
>>144861289No. Jews hate china.>>144861275Maybe. Hispanics hate Jews and Brazil loves china
my god this thread fucking sucks
>>144861315I become an incel whenever I see stuff like this
>>144861317No. White Americans are brainwashed about le china bad.
>>144861315>How can that city afford a major league baseball team?>seventh lowest attendance>fifth lowest payroll Think you answered your own Q anon.
Doyers roster is out
>>144861444that pitching staff can be gotten to
>>144861444nobody cares doyerpaco, not even japanese, they're all tuning in to Kodia Senga and the mets.
Is Recker white?
>>144861542depends if you consider italians white or not
Will globohomo artificially inflate the Indians for their virtue signaling or will they punish them for being white?
>>144861569Ah. So Recker is not white then.
>>144861139don't mind if i do
Skenes is going to with NL RotY while no one will remember who Merril is in a few weeks.
>>144861569>>144861601Lads this is established Anglo Saxon Canon
PARTY HARD!!!
Roster is out. What do we think Yankbros?
>>144859744Yay, Windi-ACK!!!!!
>>144861664i don't think it is a championship roster.
>>144861542Is Recker wifeable?
>>144861648Merrill doesn't care a out the ROY, he cares abour carrying his team to their fiest world series trophy at age 21.
baybaw
lets take it ez on dem tiggies
>>144861788better pic
>>144861751What’s wifeable?
>>144861788did you make this in word yourself or what, and if so are you retarded>>144861795yea you already said that in the gamethred vpnfag
>>144861814see >>144861809
>>144861651this, please don't lump us italians in with you pasty crackers
>>144861906basediamo, they ate putzi before we gave them the gift of our cuisine.
no one cares doyerpaco
>>144861906that's right we're POC now
>>144862195What’s a POC?
>>144862289point of contact
>>144859265will be watching this on my tv and the mlb playoffs in the background
LGTSS>Tiggers>Mest>Roylels>PoodresAll the top teams are winning today
>>144859064Based Ethiopian anon>>144861664It is what it is. I haven't seen Berti play all year but we don't have to rely on him. The pitching depth is there(?). We’ll see. /Shrug
>>144862356CLEKCSDPHI
>>144862298Thank you.
>>144862377please god
Faggotmets aren't winning shit but another year in the books as jobbers. Sell the team.
Can't believe it's still over an HOUR before I get to see Mets lose.
FUCK THE METS!
>DoggyTigers
>>144862551I said…FUCK THE METS!!!!
AI sloppers get the ROPE but I will allow you to watch your team lost first
Have you ever met a Met? If so which ones?
>>144862607I said…FUCK THE METS!!!!!
>>144862622damn you ain't even good at AI slop...
Which Mets would you like to fuck?
it's gonna be a big day for the mets
>>144862652It's all hand drawn you prick.
>>144862656how frequent and creamy do you imagine her deposits to be?
>>144862655you know who
>>144862720Why?
>>144861751How can a man be “wifeable”?
>>144861315And the unemployment rate is bullshit (doesn’t include people who have given up looking for work) so it’s actually higher than what you listed.
phillies mascot chokeslamming a Mets fan, hd, uhd, mascot: Philadelphia phillies, fan: New York Mets, mascot green and fuzzy, simple background, fan: Hispanic male, mascot: phanatic
>>144862842that isn't even the phanatic...
>>144862655Benny Agbayani
>>144862869True, he's missing a gaping nose pussy. Maybe if the Fenway monster had a child with Phanatic and lost his snussy then it would be accurate.
you're up next
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Tn4X672uIRM&pp=ygUXYW50aG9ueSByZWNrZXIgcGhhbmF0aWM%3D
>No WNBA Playoffs today because of Boomerball Playoffs
>>144862997baseball owns your stankin’ azz.
>>144862951>including any part of the url after &ishygddt
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gXAI1ru5veI&pp=ygUXYW50aG9ueSByZWNrZXIgcGhhbmF0aWM%3D
We want Dandy!
>>144862925first we gotta meme it into existence, but then we gotta eat
give me my mettiejetties
>>144863012NFL owns MLB. No ploffs on Sunday.
Mets fan getting faceraped by Phanatic
kino beyond your wildest dreams starts in one hour folks
So sad no post season for the red Sox ;_;
Finally AI got the phanatic right more or less
>>144863200>nose>abomination of a logo on the helmetyou must be a braves fan, could a phightin have such little pride?
>>144863261Anon I’m slowly but surely tweaking the prompts to train this shitty AI. It’s getting better with time and practice
>>144863295yea but you could just make your own me mes instead
>>144863211Sad? Why are you watching a team that doesn't spend money on itself?
>>144863328You like who you like at the end of the day.
>>144863295
>>144863353LOVE IS LOVE. NO FANBASE IS ILLEGAL. IN THIS HOUSE WE BELIEVE IN MANFRED MEN.
>>144863356the phanatic w that gaping mouth is an affront to the baseball gods>>144863376metsbong?
>>144863535Sovimets
SOON
Where is /nu/ though?
>>144863610>>144863610>>144863610
