Friday, Oct. 4:New Hampshire at Harvard | 7 p.m. | ESPN+Jacksonvillle State at Kennesaw State| 7 p.m. | CBSSNHouston at TCU | 7:30 p.m. | ESPNMichigan State at No. 6 Oregon | 9 p.m. | FOXSyracuse at No. 25 UNLV | 9 p.m. | FS1Ranked Saturday games:No. 9 Missouri at No. 25 Texas A&M | 12 p.m. | ABC/ESPN+SMU at No. 22 Louisville | 12 p.m. | ESPNAuburn at No. 5 Georgia | 3:30 p.m. | ABC/ESPN+Iowa at No. 3 Ohio State | 3:30 p.m. | CBSNo. 12 Ole Miss at South Carolina | 3:30 p.m. | ESPNNo. 23 Indiana at Northwestern | 3:30 p.m. | BTNNo. 1 Alabama at Vanderbilt | 4:15 | SEC NetworkNo. 15 Clemson at Florida State | 7 p.m. | ESPNUtah State at No. 21 Boise State | 7 p.m. | FOXNo. 4 Tennessee at Arkansas | 7:30 p.m. | ABCNo. 10 Michigan at Washington | 7:30 p.m. | NBCNo. 11 Southern California at Minnesota | 7:30 p.m. | BTNBaylor at No. 16 Iowa State | 7:30 p.m. | FOXNo. 8 Miami (FL) at California | 10:30 p.m. | ESPNPrevious:>>144850633>>144843692
Coach primate
>>144856016&
Reminder this is 100% intentional
my gophies ;)
>GameDay at Cal>Spics, Pajeets, Asians, and Jews everywhere Feels weird man
>It's hecking wholesome big chungs black manarino Marshawn Lynch. Epic marijuana and skittles guy. Got to order my Marshawn funko pop today!
>>144856034The lower average IQ is due to certain, uh, demographic changes in the country, not because the existing population is getting dumber
EMAW, /cfb/! We're on our week off, but I expect lots of fireworks from many games today. Please enjoy the games, and cheer for safeties.
who else here is comfy bye week?
>tfw no longer ranked because we lost to Buffalo I hate being a fan of a Mac team sometimes
heading to the gym brb
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
Is Cal the university were whites are the minority?
>>144856063>>144856076wow I can't believe the west coast leftist faggots suddenly became over-the-top obnoxious spamming retards the minute they gained access to an East Coast athletics conference + the associated fanbases and media marketsI'm sure they won't get overinflated egos and try to claim "top tier status" in the ACC by sucking the dicks of Duke/UVA/UNC while shitting on every other school, the same way they did in the PAC
>>144856016>bye week>still being mentioned
>>144856077When I was a bartender after we closed the bar down, we'd usually go to like iHop and waffle house at 3am before we went home. Like clockwork every time we went, some black woman would complain about their meal and say they weren't paying even after they ate everything on their fucking plate. "Dem eggs wun't cooked like I asked, can you take dis off the bill?"
>>144856229It's cool. "Mid" white guys fuck 100% of the gook bitches and pajeetas
>>144856229That's the case for most universities in California.
>>144856229>the
>>144856280>pajeetasOnly way I'm touching a jeet is if they shower correctly in front of me prior.
>>144856313if I had sex I would choose shower sex because then she wouldn't notice I sweat like a pig
>>144856156Tell me about it
my team already lost so fuck cfb. go tigers
>Hey asshole, we're watching service academies today. Sit the fuck down and shut up
>died suddenlyvaxx status?
my duckies :3
>>144856033There
>>144856057Gross. Does the M stand for Mid?
>>144856623Male
>>144856313Pajeetas are Westernizing far more rapidly than their male counterparts because they thirst for BWC
>>144856539Good lord shut the fuck up. Can't wait for Kamala to cook up a variant to take out the antiFACTSers
Who's ready for Wii NCAA football?
>>144856663>no goyim, stop talking about that!
CHAD DANIEL
COLLEGE KICKERS BTFO! SOME LITERAL SOIBOY CAN DO IT
>college kick-ACK
Can Penn state get that guy?
DANIEL>DANIELDANIEL>DANIELDANIEL>DANIELDANIEL>DANIELDANIEL>DANIELDANIEL>DANIELDANIEL>DANIELDANIEL>DANIEL
What's it like being in the ACC?>It's awesome. There's more people watching. PACtards btfo
Will the nu Pac 12 still a power conference or have they been relegated to to G5 status?
>>144857019relegated
>>144857019They'll basically be what the American or WAC was, the best non-power conference by a longshot. If they get memepiss and poolane they won't have any challengers for 5th place.
>>144856229You say “the” like that’s not true of most universities
>>144857019Any chance Cal and Stanford go back?
>>144857019There are 2 power conferences. The SEC and B1G are so far above anyone else that it’s silly to put anyone else in the same tier
GO NAVY!BEAT AIR FORCE!
>>144857171No, if they wanted to sit at the kid table with Oregon State and Washington State they just wouldn't have left the Pac 12 in the first place. They're holding out hope for a B1G invitation whenever the ACC gets poached.
Army and future Heisman Trophy snub Bryson Daily are about to BTFO of Tulsa. Prepare your anus, you getting BONED.
Norvell's job status after getting btfo at home by Clempson?
>Maryland>Virginia>UNC>NC State>Duke>Wake Forest>Clemson>South Carolinakino, perfection>lose South Carolina>add Georgia Technot perfect but still pretty good>add Florida Statefeels like bargain bin SEC, still pretty good>add Boston Collegeuh>add Virginia Tech>add Miamiwhy did we bother adding Boston College then>add Syracuse>add Pittwhat the fuck>lose Maryland>add Louisville>"add" Notre Damedead conference>add California>add Stanford>add Southern Methodistburn it, lynch espn
>>144857305He will be demoted to assistant buck breaker
>got myself sweet tickets to wazzu at oregon statehell yea, history in the making
>>144855970My Pitt (:
>rematch of last year's natty today>No one gives a shitLmao how does this happen
/cfb/ will be voting for Kamala Harris.
>>144857471Nope :]
>he roots for a school he didn't attend>he attended a school that has ZERO national championshipsimagine
>>144857471/cfb/ is a Trump general
>>144857471>/cfb/ will be votinglol, lmao even
>>144857305FSU knows this is not a good year. norvell is under future scrutiny, but there's absolutely no sense in nuking your own program because he made a bad call in the transfer portal
What is up my niggers are you ready for some fubaw
>>144857471sorry I only vote for people that don't weaponize FEMA against survivors
>heispersoncalifornia is so fucking gay
For me, it is the draft dodging mentally ill senile orange man. The best US presidential election candidate.
>>144857454>on Peacock
>>144857570>getting upset at someone taking the piss
>>144857620they’re deadly serious
Yiff in hell, Californian
>>144857594It's also on NBC
>>144857471Can confirm, loving this free cable and fema money paying for this dope hotel, crazy that all Americans get to live like kings like me as long as you vote blueT. Migrant
>>144857596
does no one remember how michigan cheated blatantly, hired pedos, racists, liars, and still had the gall to say they won the right way?
>>144857471Im voting kamala because I like porn
>>144857780>blatantly, hired pedos, racists, liarsMichigan hires 4chinners?
>bunch of old white guys eating food>some random slut narrating itthis is peak sports analysis
>>144857773
>>144857814Elaborate.
>>144857860You'll have to wait until halftime
>>144857859
>>144857171Stanford hopes Notre Dame will bring them into the Big Ten as a package deal. Cal is just waiting around until something happens to cause them to drop to FCS. No doubt they'd love to join the Big Ten but it's extremely unlikely to ever happen.
>Can you think of a better place to be thank Memorial Stadium in Lincoln, Nebraska on a college football Saturday? Now THIS is college football!
>>144857860Project 2025 homie. That's like one of the main things Republicans want to ban is porn.
>>144857860Id for porn viewing and a gooner tax
>>144857901
>>144855970neymaresqe
>>144857780ohio fans are STILL pissing and shitting themselves from losing to MichiganAGAIN
>"they play football good"amazing insight from the young student athelete
how is CristoBAD still coaching?
which 56-3 game is everyone watching this week?
>>144857901>Tulsa beating Armylol, not even close.>Navy beating Air ForceGot that one right
>>144857471
Getting real tired of the>le cal fans are libs!schtick
>>144857471I'm hiding from creditors after debt maxxing over $30k. My new state makes voting registration records public so I'm not registering to vote. I didn't leave a forwarding address with the post office and have no on grid presence any more. Drumpf will have to win without me.
>>144857968not everyone who cares about fair play is a blowhio fan. faggot
>>144857990Im taking a nap and then watching wwe bad blood today, then Boise state kino tonight
Jesus just give ward the Heisman right now, jeantry will break Barry's record and still won't get
>>144858004Based
>>144858004abolishing debtor’s prisons was a mistake
>>144858000Then stop being weirdos.
Cal literally lost to fsu
>>144857454Both teams are garbo
>assignment>alignment>technique>being able to finishWhat is Dez describing?
im black wtf
>>144858082Basically any position but probably CB or DL
>>144858049I haven't seen the bills yet but I had to go to the ER and have emergency surgery. My NEETdom gets me Medicaid, meaning you'll have to pay for my surgery. Probably will end up being over $50k. Hope you enjoyed paying off the student loan debt Biden promised you'd get forgiven.
>>144858075Reminder miami lost to VA tech for 5 minutes, a va tech who lost to vandy. Cal could easily btfo this fraud team
>>144857941SIU score seems believable
Shut the fuck up everyone superdogs are on right now!!
>>144856077Purely economic factors
>>144858145oh sorry
>>144858187>Pat has only got one rightLmao
cfb is dying dead ass thread
>Lee Corso is still alive What?
>>144857937>>144857932Not my problem. If you aren’t already on private trackers for piracy, you need to turn that around real goddamn quick.
>>144858268>He doesn't know everyone with a female got dragged to pumpkin patch
>>144858020This is shaping up to be a good Heisman race, it might not be the usual QB stat whore competition. Jeanty and Hunter provide a couple legit non-QB contenders while none of the QBs are having particularly mindblowing seasons.
>>144858268Everyone is in the based game threads.
>>144858310I traded my female for a drinking problem and it feels great
>pumpkin patch>at the beginning of Octoberoh for sure 100%
>>144858268noon kicks are trash
>>144858276ESPN is owned by Disney. Why don't they get someone who made the Pirates of the Caribbean ride to create an animatronic Corso?
>>144858158Cal LITERALLY lost to fsu
Which cfb player is the biggest dreamboat?
>>144858310This is why I'm a married woman's side dick. All the perks and none of the drawbacks of a gf.
Did Corso retire?
pat mcafee swearing on tv and talking about weed. 2edgy4disney
>>144858268I’m doing yard work. Too nice out to watch TV.
>>144858414Dey beat sec doh>>144858372I will be at the patch tomorrow s
>>144858452Marshawn Lynch ate him. It somehow made him dumber.
>>144858354Bryson Daily should be in the Heisman race, but he doesn't have the raw stats because of the offense they run.
>>144858483i pay illegals to do my yard
>>144858467I saw the clip of him working the crowd earlier. He really needs to be like a 1-hour guest and then be told to fuck off when the adults are talking football
>Navy vs Air Force on the TV>Army vs Tulsa on streamingThis is going to be an amazing noon kickoff.
Your pumpkins will be rotten by the time Halloween arrives you fucking degenerates
>>144858512Your BMI should be illegal.
>>144858310joke's on you, I have a male and I still got dragged to the pumpkin patch. luckily Michigan is a night game.
>>144858551Only if you carve them now. They're a winter squash. As long as you don't cut into them, they'll survive well into next year.
>>144858483>I’m doing yard workclearly
>Penn State playing yet ANOTHER noon game
this noon slate is buns. a bunch of ACC/B1G bottom feeders and the service academies. just gonna go play Counterstrike until 3:30 I guess
>>144858603Just taking a break rentoid
>>144858597>winterWe don't have that in the south. This is a college football thread. Northerners need not post.
Cal cheerleader are just unfortunate looking
>NC State going back to McCallWhy?Who does this help?
>>144858551Nigga the average high is 60f and low is 40f from today to Halloween. My pumpkins are more likely to get snowed on than spoil. Pumpkins have already been for sale for 2 weeks
>>144858642Just until the chest pains subside
>>144858615>Why is a sport that creates an outlet for escaping the plantation so popular in states where people are trapped on plantations?Science may never solve this mystery
>>144858642oh definitely. for sure. 100%, b
>its another tessitore screams gameaw fuck
>>144858661Remind me which conference is hosting a rematch of last year's title game today
>>144858661he says, with a sense of fake superiority, posting waist-deep in stagnant water from a weak WiFi signal still broadcasting from the rained-out Waffle House in the town square.
>>144858615it would help if we could read the map you fucking idiot
>>144858633you should probably just kys to avoid being disappointed again, please
>>144858633>playing a broken game that refuses to get fixedWhy?
Why did closing off both endzones delete all the soul from the stadium?
>>144858714Georgia and Alabama already played last week, anon
>>144858706>:(
God damn I hate UCF
>>144858615College football is more an east-west thing than a north-south thing. B1G schools will constantly sell out even shit games in cities of 500k, meanwhile USC is in the middle of the second biggest metro area in the country and sells out once every few years.
Well fuck me. I can’t get hit by two hurricanes bros
Without head gear, it's just not that good. When Corso is gone, the ratings will plummet.
>>144858764CAN YOU HEAR ME HAYNES?!
>>144858729>Slammed by another hurricane in a few days>Already out of fema moneyDixie bros...it's ogre
Name a bigger disparity between stadium quality and view
>>144858794it's gonna hook north and blast Tallahassee. that city will be smited from the planet unless the man eats the dogshit
>Pumpkin patch faggotstraitors
>>144858794This is proof that God hates Florida
Pedo State just lost to UCLA
>>144858794penis Phillips Is that a real guy?
>>144858856what did Allar get hurt or something?
>>144858811Do they serve beer?
>>144858791LA is full of transplants who aren't going to switch their allegiance to USC or UCLA. It also has a lot of other sports teams competing for entertainment budgets (2 NFL teams, 2 NBA teams, 2 MLB teams, 2 NHL teams, some soccer teams). Put NFL teams in Omaha and Birmingham and Nebraska/Alabama/Auburn would have a much harder time selling out too.
so do people who are fans of cfb and nfl just waste their entire fall weekends siting on their ass watching football for 12 hours a day?
>>144858811utep, probably
Smu is gonna win aren't they
>>144858310>wife wants to go to a pumplin patch>ok pick one and well go>drive there>its a farmstand with chickens>no pumpkinsI literally just got home.
already calling it for faggiessux
It’s still too fucking hot to go to a pumpkin batch or drink Oktoberfest beer
>>144858877>waste
>quarterblacks
just go to fucking Walmart and get some pumpkins out of a big ass cardboard biny'all don't have to go to a farm in the middle of nowhere to get pumpkins
>>144858899Do europoors do pumpkins or Halloween?
>>144858881fraid so
HOWEVER
my reffies
>>144858844the best month is february, late. >football done>before baybaw spring training>no march madness>no other major sport playoffs
>>144858877What are you weekend hobbies?
I’m going to bucees Do you guys need anything?
>>144858752Is there anything on the TAMU campus that isn't ugly?
My Minnesota Vikings would BOOTYBLAST Every single team playing tonight. That said, they would've lost to Kennesaw State last night
Refbros!
>>144858877What should I be doing instead anonymous person on a Tibetan animation forum?
>>144858912I quit drinking 5 months ago…alcohol is literally jew mind control poison
Why do I even watch this, I don't have any attachment to the teams and the refs are so bad that I always get annoyed
>>144858938>walmart pumpkinsimagine the chemicals
>>144858944We are still unbeaten
What game we watching
>>144858938You don't have a femoid do you? It's not about the pumpkins it's about the photoshoot
>>144858948way to dox yourself retard
>>144858951This picture looks pretty good.
>>144858948A warm log of shit from Andy Sixx
>>144858844If you have a woman nagging you to do some fall date bullshit this is the best Saturday for it. Get it out of the way now so she won't be on your ass for the HUGE college football days coming up later this month.
>>144858794Good. Floridians deserve to suffer
>>144858984Welcome to /cfb/
lol
Ass to mouth is a weird cultIs going to school there actually enjoyable enough to warrant such loyalty or what?
>>144858984Find me, faggot
>giving Army a short fieldlol, Tulsa is retarded
You can always tell it’s a college football Saturday /cfb/ thread with all you losers saying “coach primate” talking about random shit and just being overall retards and 12 year olds.Grow the fuck up. This is literally the worst thread on /sp/. At least we talk about the games we are actually watching on /hoc/ and /nba/ where the real adults are.
>>144856231What school are you referring to
>>144858982Pedo state vs hollyjew chinkland
what even is an aggie anyways?
>>144858948Some watermelon please.
>underthrow ball>DB is supposed to somehow stop instantly and completely otherwise it’s a PI 99% of the time ESPN is so fucking retarded shilling for retarded calls in the tam gameWhy isn’t underthrowing a ball a legit offensive strategy especially in the nfl and with subpar QBs?
>>144859026
>>144859002
>>144859014Bryan and college station are actually nice towns and the student population is heavily republican
37 yard PASS TD by Daily for ArmyHEISMAN>HEISMANHEISMAN>HEISMANHEISMAN>HEISMANHEISMAN>HEISMANHEISMAN>HEISMAN
>>144859019Amarillo
>>144859043Has to be the least funny "meme" in the history of this website
>>144859036>Why isn’t underthrowing a ball a legit offensive strategy especially in the nflFlacco did that shit all the time
>>144859014Aggies are good people individually but in groups they become fucking weirdos
>Not even halfway through the quarter>Penn State player ejected for trying to murder a white player
If you were me, which one (1) game would you watch today?
Mizzousissies....
>>144859063>pass>ArmyDoes not compute!
If Bryson Daily doesn't get Heisman votes it'll be fucking criminal. This is the best QB in Army's history.
>ESPN already cheering for the HOWEVER
>>144859026Good baitKeeping it college related
>>144859088>faggies
>pissouri
my aggies :)
Just like my islanders is a top tier /sp/ meme
>>144859098Daily can actually throw somewhat. Army is a very dangerous team and will go undefeated.
>>144859068
Prove you’re an oldfag
>>144857171Not a chance in hell they would agree to be in the same conference with Boise, Fresno, etc. Its “beneath” them.
it was so great seeing berkeley be so good as a gameday host town. everyone in the country hates berkeley for stupid political bullshit reasons but all come togehter for sports.
>>144859139This is not a real photo is it?
>>144859093clacking helmets together is a sin against the NCAA
My reffies already making their presence known in the TAMU Missouri game
>>144859138It's true and yet somehow still unfunny. That's what makes it extra sad.
>>144859138This seems inaccurate, as every single CFB National champion for decades has had black coaches and assistant coaches
>>144859164fuck Texas
>>144859033It seems that no matter where one goes outside of Aggieland, there are always those who ask, "What is an Aggie anyway?" I am so glad they ask because it gives me an opportunity to talk about one of my favorite subjects. I usually respond by first telling them what an Aggie is NOT. An Aggie is not a pig or hog, as they are called in the Ozarks. An Aggie is not a horse, such as the one representing that school out in West Texas. An Aggie is not a pony, like the one in "SMUland." We are certainly not a frog or horned toad, nor a Waco bruin or bear. We are not a little ol' cat or a fowl owl like those in Houston. Most definitely, we are not of the long-horned cattle variety. If we were, we would be a bull or a cow rather than some non-productive steer. (Since a steer is non-productive, and t.u. chooses to be represented by a steer, then logic would follow that t.u. must consider themselves...Hey, don't get mad at me or say, "that's a little strong." I didn't pick their mascot, they did.)The fact is that an Aggie is not any type of animal. We have Reveille, who is our 1st Lady, but we're not the Texas A&M Reveilles. We're the Aggies. An Aggie is a human. When I think of an Aggie, I think of church, community, and state leaders. I think of the many Aggies who have sacrificed their lives as defenders of freedom through their service to the United States of America.
>Shitt >Hol(((stein)))
>>144859068I smile when i see it cause i like monkeys and i like football
>>144859169Head coach?
>>144859154Yes its real and fun fact, he’s in prison
>Army and Navy already getting ready to blow their opponents outArmy/Navy is literally going to be GOTY
>>144859184Chart only specifies coaches.
The checks are in the mail, reffies.
>>144859105People dont forget
>>144859139This is exactly what I imagine all of you look like.
>>144859163Who said I was trying to be funny?
>>144859033Texas Agricultural and Mechanical. It just means an agriculture guy. We also say "Farmers Fight"
SEA > AIRGet fucked Air Force
>4th down and short>shotgun>runwill never understand this shit
>>144859172Aggies are the first to answer the call to serve their country. Aggies are ministers of the gospel, coaches of Little League teams, public school teachers, and leaders in community projects. Many are medical doctors, veterinarians, and engineers. Others are civil servants, congressmen, and entrepeneurs. Thankfully, many are responsible for feeding the world as farmers, ranchers, and agricultural researchers. And we all know that if it were not for Aggies who become lawyers, there wouldn't be such a thing as a "good" lawyer. In essence, Aggies get things done. We are doers! Aggies are the Twelfth Man, builders of bonfires, carriers of tradition, participants in Musters, and, too often, attenders of Silver Taps ceremonies. Texas Aggies say HOWDY. We know how to look a man in the eye and shake hands. Aggies get a chill up our spine when we hear the National Anthem or sing the "Spirit of Aggieland" or "Aggie War Hymn," or when we march to chow under the direction of a drum and bugle corps.What is an Aggie? Who are the Aggies? It is simple, "We are the Aggies, the Aggies are we, true to each other as only Aggies can be..." AGGIES HOW SPECIAL!
>>144859154yes. it was before the terroristic threats and going to prison
>>144859197Looked it up, it's 0
>>144859002>Half of what illegals get a weekHahahahahahahaha hahahaBeing taxed for no service Your replacements being paid with your money
I'm excited for historic SEC matchups like A&M vs Mizzou and Texas vs Oklahoma
>>144859213Ablocked puntblocked punt_______________________Awesome Aggie SayingsThese are just a few of the many.I would rather flunk out of A&M than to graduate with honors from t.u.If t.u. were playing the University of Moscow in Red Square, I would be on the goal post waving a big red flag.West Point is a good prep school for A&M.t.u., t.u. - where the girls are girls and the boys are, too.I would rather go 0-11 and be an Aggie than be National Champs and be a 'sip.Texan by birth, Aggie by the grace of GodAggies may get out-scored, but they never lose.We've never been licked.I would rather eat barbed wire than go to t.u.If I had a low IQ, I would go to t.u., too.No Aggie was without a job during the Great DepressionBOSS - What you call an Aggie five years after he/she graduates"Howdy!", "Gig'em!", "Farmer's Fight!", "Ol Army!"The 4 responses allowed by a fish:1. "Yes, sir!"2. "No, sir!"3. "No excuse, sir!"4. "Sir, not being informed to the highest degree of accuracy, I hesitate to articulate for fear I may deviate from the true course of reactitude. In short, sir, I am a very dumb fish and do not know, sir."t.u.: Aggie term for The University of Texas, that small secular (Berkeley Of The South) school in central Texas
>>144859213We say many things. My personal favorite is the verse about arson and burning longhorns alive.
>>144859234So Michigan didn't win the national title last year?
My Noles would unironically booty blast all of these shit teams.
>>144859187Lol
>>144859257Oh, trolling, ok
>>144856473She looks like she likes University of Spoiled Children.
good stop aggies
Are we watching smu Louisville
Evens go watch the gameOdds stay here watch the game
>>144859197
I love the anti boomer progressive commercials
>>144859276It's Liv Morgan, her character is a facade. In reality, she's a chicken farmer from new jersey
>>144859033Ass To Mouth. College station has more homos than austin
>Brain>bleeding
Yeah his ribs are broken
>>144859312Blue city cope
>>144859220Gives mobile QBs more time to read the defense, gives defenses less time to react to the play.
>>144859312>t. never been to Austin
>>144859326> D robert
>Pedo State getting absolutely raped defensively by a 1-3 UCLA Ohio State wins against these schmucks by at least 30.
>>144859341Will Reddit ever recover?
What happened at NC STate game? Someone was heemed
>>144859298titles before 1998 don't count EXCEPT FOR THESE ONES!
>>144859369The Blowguyoh State meme ends today before the Black Menace.
Conor Wiggerman
Is the Geico SkyCast only Mizzou v. A&M or can I watch every game like this?
Are Texan college football fans Hispanic like Texas is or white like Yankees are?
>Ass-To-Mouth raping Misery
>>144859365He makes a strong argument
>>144859386A nigger hit another nigger never seen anything like it
The multi-camera view on SEC network with live stats is fucking sweet
>>144859326>Matt Walsh #2 in recs
>>144859407whats it look like?
>>144859390>The Blowguyoh State meme ends today12 team playoff, it doesn't end until Ohio State has 3 losses. which they won't get.
>>144859369Seems like we have the same shit with Penn State every yearEvery year they get hyped up then they lose all their big games
>>14485940050/50
>>144859397I'm watching the game on my television.
>>144859400Aggies strongly lean conservative so they scare away more minorities.
>>144859298This is unacceptable
>>144859386qb got killed on live tv kwab
Why are Asians so underrepresented in American football?
The white man returns
>>144859390>Blowguyoh State
afternoon anons.
>>144859416I'm also watching in on my television, in the ESPN app
>>144859417The business owner class mexicans from south texas send their daughters to A&M, usually.
>>144859435Because this isn't ping pong
>>144859412I said the meme ends, not that the team would fall off the end of a flat world you mixed race mutt.
>>144859434Faggot channel won't replay the hit :(
>>144859402Both statements are true just unrelated
>>144859435Because white supremacy and the patriarchy
>>144859435Too smart to concuss themselves for the 0.01% chance of getting rich via the NFL
>>144859407left side of screen is SkyCast view from behind the offensive line. Like you were playing Madden NFLright side of screen is traditional castlower 1/3rd is live stats and box score
>>144859435Racist socioeconomic factors
coach primate
>>144859435
louisville smu gonna be a meme offensive shootout game
>>144859483fish cadets wearing brown belts and brown shoes instead of black belts and shoes how disgusting
>>144859455To get that Blanqueamiento
>>144859519At least my skin is white you skinnyfat faggot
>>144859519Reddit is much better than these threads, retard
REVERSE KINO TD by NavyGET SHIT ON AIR FORCE
How in the FUCK do you stop this shit?
Someone's going to be all over that UCLA/Penn State shot.
>>144859386>>144859464here you go
>mizzou
MY REFFIES
They need more asian fans
Based reffies killing Misery's dragon
>Misses is getting gangbanged by Lemonjello & Oranjello in the other room >My Gophies are gonna destroy USCYep it's a HUGE day for College Football!
>>144859557shrekt
>>144859519I'm White and I came inside a 105lb Asian woman last night. I came inside my 180lb chubby neighbor this morning. I'm cumming inside a 52 year old milf later and a different one tomorrow.
>>144859557>KINO>I>N>O
>>144859551Stack the box. Put 9 players in the tackle box. Force them to run laterally or beat you throwing= win
>>144859519edit: Thanks for the gold!
Wow, Mizzou is garbage
>>144859551Was that not considered a hip drop?What even is a hip drop tackle
>>144859551Tackling for starters
Mizzou at #9 was always fraudulent
>>144859551if it were so easy, multiple seasoned coordinators would've stopped it by now
>>1448595515 DLs .Every side of every gap has to be filled. Force the play outside every single time. Put your fast nickle package and hardest down hitters in the game.Always keep one safety high incase they try meme pass on you.
>>144859600hip drop tackle is what happened to Dak Prescott when he broke his ankle
>>144859557>helmet flying play stupid games, win stupid prizes
>>144859600I think only the NFL put in hip drop rules for now, it usually takes college a year or two to follow those kinds of changes
>>144859558>>144859559What did the reffies do, I thought Missouri had a touchdown
I'm starting to think that the phrase "Nittany Lion" is some foreign language for "Paper Tiger"
>>144859519>t.
looks like the crowd noise is effecting the mizzou offense
You should go for it.
The cosplaying as soldiers shit is cfb's top cringe tradition.
>>144859557Is he White? That's terrible!If he's not who gives a shit
>>144859637Show some respect young man!
>>144859624Ineligible receiver downfield
>>144859624they had an olineman illegally down the field on the play
>>144859587they have 8 in the box and the quarterback still ran for a massive gain
>>144859637City boys cosplaying as country boys cosplaying as soldiers
>>144859624Fat guy downfield!
>>144859557ACC plays their games on the CW hahahahahaha
>>144859651>showing respect to stolen valor
>>144859557BAH GAWD ALMIGHTYAS GOD IS MY WITNESS HE IS BROKEN IN HALF
>Cannonball as a transition to commercial musicWhat an odd choice
>>144859670What is this creature
How is Missouri #9 after that game against Vanderbilt lmao
>>144859694sec bias
A bit late, can't believe the refs just gaped Missou on national television
>>144859691Autism
>>144859694EEC "quality" wins
>accidentally shoving the ref
>>144859662Theres 9 in the box but it's an outside zone run. As soon as the ball is snapped the entire DL is blocked with a fullback and two RB lead blocking. 3 blockers on zero defenders. EVERY GAP HAS TO BE COVERED. Your defenders have to pretend their blockers blocking the other teams blockers. You have to blow up the blocking leverage to stop the play. If you just chase the ball you're going to get ran over all game.
>>144859694They're a powerhouse because they defeated a depleted Ohio State with starters sitting out in a bowl game and deserved to start the season ranked among the elite teams
>>144859722
here comes that Navy offense.
>>144859551By not being Temple University
>>144859741This game was so bad
If navy goes undefeated would they make the playoff
I graduated from A&M in 2016 kiss my ring and my 7 figure a year income bitchasses
>>144859694Every 10 years Mizzou has an okay team laden with upperclassmen that'll beat up on shitters and get way over ranked by the end of the year, then the next year they reap the (((media))) rewards while they fail repeatedly to meet expectations.
>>144859765If Boise loses their ccg
>>144859741
>>144859734>depleted Ohio StateYou don't get the "depleted" excuse if you're top 3 in talent composite >>144859760It, the Tenn v Iowa & Ole Miss v Pedo St games showed how behind the SH1G is
>>144859694SEC and ESPN have rigged it where every win is an amazing triumph and every loss is a quality loss that's more impressive than beating a ranked team in another conference
>>144859765Yes. They would love to take a service academy as the g5 rep.
>>144859741Ohio State played a guy wearing #33 at QB
>UCLA has the lame NFL Captain patcheslmao kek wheeze
I wanna take a nap for about the next 4 hours, what game should I put on bros?
>>144859784No thanks, queer
>>144859784>7 figure a year incomeProve it faggot
>>144859807>Ohio State played a 5 star player at QBAlso, as I understand, that's some gay tradition they have
>>144859741>one game 10 months ago means this team is good now lmao you bumpkins are a hoot
>>144859765I doubt it. the committee selects the top 12 teams. even if they do run the table, win their conference, they could be placed at 13. meaning they're out
>>144859784Is meat judging part of your job description?
Stormy can get it
>Coke at 7:46 AM is "built different" according to Wendy'sUsed to get a soda occasionally when out for breakfast for caffeine since I can't stand coffee, doesn't seem that weird to me
>>144859784Hey I dropped out of A&M because I ran out of money can I have a job?
They need to show more shots of that small titty cheerleader, she's very cute
PISSOU
>>144859832See>>144859795Your conference is a fucking joke, literally ACC-tier.There is one Power 5 conference: the SEC
The homos from como
>misery
i have an x-chair and you are all beneath me
Fun fact: Instead of having coffee shops on campus, Utah schools have soda shops
A&M needs to take advantage of this momentum and call an onside kick
Do you know how stupid and racist you look every time you say “coach primate”?Grow the fuck up
missouri vs a&m is a fixed gamemaybe it's for a fat live bet at halftime moneyline
>That lineman, even though he's finishing his block, is 5 yards downfield but he has no effect on the play whatsoever! >Ineligible man downfield! 5-yard penalty! No touchdown!Surely that'll make up for that non-PI PI earlier on 4th down!
Ahhh, college football games (or colballss as I call them), the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted playbooks, music, and the ability to watch the action, colballss are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to watch the stoic, I will be the first to admit that colballss have driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to tempt your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic. And the SEC, the true geniuses behind the world of cfb. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the B1G who would mock the true art of the SEC with 'games' such as Illibuck and THE LAME . Perhaps it is that the B1G is not as intelligent as the SEC, but this is a matter for another day. Sankey has given us such masterpieces as the Kirby v. Saban series, Coach O, Egg Bowl, and of course, TEBOQ TIME. Yes, some of the finest colballss in the world were created by SEC. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite colballs? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
>>144859871>Your conference is a fucking joke, literally ACC-tier.Then why did our conference champ trample your conference champ in the semis last year?
>>144859887NO, SCOTT!
>>144859878You only bought it because Glenn Beck told you to
>>144859830No one cares about bowl games anymore, it's all about the playoffs. Michigan won the championship last year not some faggot SEC team.
>>144859890My apologies I'll say Coach Negro instead
>>144859887Brilliant move.
>>144859890Low-effort bait
I'm glad Wake Forest will be in the Sun Belt by 2030bunch of fucking faggots and goon niggers
>>144859895the WR on the down right before that knows the script and intentionally dropped the TD pass
Brady Suck
Just got up and turned on the A&M game. Naggietoro must be having a blast
This board needs unique IDs like /biz/ does. It’s probably like 4 or 5 of you just Samefagging and talking to yourselves
>>144859900>>144859912>an overtime win = trampling>this one team that beat my team = the entire conferenceSuch a cucked take. Post your chastity cage, beta faggot
>Penn State had an offensive lineman out wide, put him in motion, and had him murder some poor UCLA DB
>>144859940im cautiously optimistic
>>144859941It's actually only us two. I make every post in this thread.
ummm och. not good. https://x.com/TheRealLastTake/status/1842604223403569281?t=oSO-JEzGQXz0kTkFhXJV_A&s=19
>>144859557typical Dave Clawson team
>>144859694People forget that Boston College was two plays from beating them too.
But why A&M of all teams for the reffies to be rigging for
maybe the SEC is overrated...
>>144859858For me its the girl with E painted on her chest at penn state
>>144859784Based class of 21 here I'm unemployed and was making 30k a year at my last job
McCall might turn out ok>scrambled on 3rd-&-long>helmet popped off upon 4-man collision>appeared unconscious as play continued>regained consciousness, carted off>hugged parents, motioned to fans while exiting>taken to nearby WakeMedhttps://x.com/DavidGlennShow/status/1842609546189222170?t=cJrhR8QBBskLm5Ud1k_-Tg&s=19
>>144856156Its okay, as a Buffalo fan, we've suffer for 4 years under a POC head coach.
>>144859985Oil money.
>>144859985Gotta keep them ranked
>>144859985BMAs
>>144859953They call targeting for helmet to ass and no targeting call on that?
My gf tossed my salad last night. felt amazingGo NAVY!!
>>144855970>methzouDid anyone not see this coming? What the fuck have they done to warrant a top 10 ranking?
>>144860028why would someone in alabama be rooting for Navy?
>>144859985my reffies received that call
That B1G standings graphic was absolutely disgusting.
>>144859985A&M is the main pillar around which "EEC quality wins" are built around. They play LSU and Texas who play Alabama and Georgia respectively. LSU and Texas beating A&M for a "quality win" then getting smoked by Alabama and Georgia means that they're also getting "quality wins", even if it's actually just the entire conference being kinda mediocre outside of the top 2.
If PSU doesn't rape and kill UCLA, I will forever hate the BigTen.
God I hate nagatoro so much. The dude avatarfagging is fine, but the manga/anime make me irrationally angry and want to rip her throat out.
>>144859941Back when this website wasn't jewed out and had an IP counter we would have about 120 per thread
>misery secondary
>Terry Bussey
I'm probably going to go over to Northgate if this keeps up, the slags are gonna be easy pickings
BUSSEY
>worst team in the B1G giving the pedos all they can handlelol
>>144859250Sounds like a hot night in Austin tonight
>>144860073catch this BUSSEY
>>144860033What have faggies done at all?
>>144860057Looks like PSU is going to take their time with it. Slow rape.
>>144860066I don't understand why they removed that
>>144860093beat a bad Gators team?
>>144860093Beat a top 10 team, apparently
>>144860041which loli visual novel is this from?
>>144859953This is is why you should always tighten your helmet straps
9th RUSH TD by Daily of ArmyHEISMAN>HEISMANHEISMAN>HEISMANHEISMAN>HEISMANHEISMAN>HEISMANHEISMAN>HEISMAN
>it's getting chimpy out thereWtf????
>Mizzou
There are only 6 goods teams between 4 conferences; everyone else is just there to pad records and fill airtime
>>144860077based longhorn
>>144856183reminder
In the event two players from oppsoing teams come down with the ball at the same time, the ball is brought to the 50 yard line and a jump ball is executed
>>144860136what is an aggie?
>>144860111its from the anime
>>144859895Linemen aren't supposed to finish blocks downfield on passing plays, retard. Their positioning relative to the LOS is one way defenders read the play, which is why the ineligible man downfield penalty exists.
There’s not that much meth in Missouri is there?
>>144860136Based Lac Cruces Aggies (the cooler aggies).
A&M might have the biggest disparity between uniform quality and on field success
Oh no Mizzou is back in the cellar.
Man, it's crazy when you think about it: One year from now, Jon Gruden is going to be the head coach at Florida, and he's going to have them sitting at 6-0 and getting ready to make a run at the SEC title. Lagway will be a phenom and a Heisman frontrunner, and we'll have tons of NIL talent pouring in. I guess my point is, it's amazing how quickly things can turn around in college football, you know?
>>144860163Los Angeles Clippers Cruces
>>144860146I believe it is known as a homosexual
>>144860146this is an Aggie
It's a blood bath
>>144860146Cultist that likes to LARP as being in the military
Mizzou getting absolutely BUSSEY'D
>>144860111>filename
that bussy is good, no cap
>>144860174Regular Toms of Finland, those guys.
>>144860148loli anime?
>>144859895That's a danger of running an RPO, mr. casual watcher man who doesn't know the game. He's finishing a RUN block, but the play is a pass. Another football lesson for you: lineman can still be as far as 3 yards down field. The Missouri lineman was 4 or 5 yards passed the LoS.
Missou looks like shit even taking the reffies out of the equation
>>144860177did I see someone throw a shoe?
>>144860200Man I miss the old days when we had real homosexuals and not these zoomer fags
>>144860200One of this guys pictures was on my local facebook market place for 300 bucks.
>>144860171As a UGA fan, the thought of Gruden coaching them scares me. I could see him being just crazy enough to overcome all of the bullshit that's been going on in Gainesville for the past two decades
>>144859985because missouri is the most out of place member of the sec and never should have been addedtank mizzou, boost a&m, boost the rest of a&m's opponents
someone bake
>letting ass to mouth's offence score this much on yougrim
is mizzou gonna get any points before the end of the first half?
>>144860215
>>144860215No, that was the official throwing his hat, since he had already thrown his flag
New?
A&M's offensive and defensive lines are championship-caliber, but a year ago, they looked like G5 lines. Amazing what a coaching changeup can do
>>144855970Anyone who had Methzou in the top 10 at any point this season should lose their AP vote forever.
Methzousisters...
SMU land dragon
>>144860253See>>144855970>>144855970>>144855970
>>144860258that would cause UT to jump to number 1 and 'bama to fall out of the top 10
>>144860249STOP RUBBING IT IN WE KNOW WE'RE CURSED
>59 total yardsI think >we can let the colored boy stay on campus, fellow cadet.
PONY DRAGON !
>>144860262>SEC games in the Big XII divisionThis is what ESPN paid for?
>>144860276perfect, thank you for your effort
I don’t smell the oven, why is nobody baking?
new>>144860295>>144860295>>144860295
A&M running a train on those faggots from up north. What game should I watch? This one's a shitter.
>>144860294Cool it with the antisemitism