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doyers
>Yankees
real baseball aka NL baseball is about to start
fuck the mets
METS
Is this /nu/ though?
Doggie dub incoming today
>>144863610
Yankees
>>144863648this is racism and why im voting kamuluh
>>144863648That's racist
MEET THE METSMEET THE METSSTEP RIGHT UP AND BEAT THE METS
Dandy > Sluggerr > Mr. and Mrs. Met
nimmo
>Detoilet
>>144863648>be former Mets pitcher>lose We would like Luis Severino back now, thanks.
>>144863738
>>144863653kek still mad, still does not have a baseball team.
>>144863648>Stroman wants to finish his career in the Bronx instead of where he had his most success and support as a Jay>becomes utter trash and gets snubbed in the postseasonDeserved
>>144863743I swear is Detroit just gonna do Skubal and 2-3 bullpen games? WTF is that strategy?
>mets
>>144863771Which is best?
>>144863775What's odd is that he's not even the worst pitcher on our depth chart. Like you're telling me Stroman got put off over Mayza? Kek.
YAMAMOTOOOOOOOhttps://twitter.com/Dodgers/status/1842630992361836653
>>144863738Let’s fucking go.
Everybody is talking about Ohtani and Judge, but I truly believe that by the end of this world series the only man we will be discussing is Francisco Lindor.
>>144863799
What if he was Commander Wahoo instead?
>>144863816>Fagnigro Lickdickor
>>144863816based bong is back
>>144863835Is he the Guardian of the Tribe?
lelkers and kings wishing the doyers good luck!
For me, it’s the Carver Park Compton Crips
>>144863803has that 1000 yard stare
>>144863852the rams, too!
THIRTY MINUTES
>>144863852dodgers social media already has the "thank you fans" post made up and ready to post
>>144863724Why are the Yankees so opposed to having personality and fun?
>>144863905they posted it here weeks ago
>>144863903
>>144863760my team is any team thats not the mets
>>144863908>the YankeesIt's all front-office nonsense. Dandy was actually good and unique compared to some of these fuzzy green fuckers.
>>144863852>>144863888
>>144863801If you told me Tim Mayza would pitch in the postseason and Kikuchi wouldn't even get the chance I'd have said you were fucking nuts
>the Charlie Hustle tribute on foxpure sovl
>>144863952now do this with san die- oh wait
>>144863937>being this mindfucked by the mets jokerskek bongs, you need a loisense to be this upset?
>>144863952where are the Chargers?
>>144863899checked. what an totally weird episode
>>144863995who?
AI ‘ATE THE METS BRUV BLOODY ‘ELL TESCOS AND A CHEEKY NANDOS AT LEAST OUR SCHEWLS AREN’T SHOO-IN GALLERIES INNIT
>>144863937
>>144863799Best one because you can see the forward movement And the street jannies making a pointless gesture of trying to clean up the mess while he continues to wreck everything
>>144863816Yeah probably about how he choked out in the nlds early
What's your eyecaste, /mlb/
>>144864025dodgers might actually win it all
>>144864000check yaself, kinoball soon
>>144864055I'm a king no matter what
>>144864024>prancing back to the plate like a faggot
Redpill me on “female ass”.
Can any team possibly hope to compete with the Umpchads?
mets have mindfucked the gay redsox bong kek
>>144864084this is a man ass general
There is no room for Mets hate in the UK.We love our Metropolitans.
>>144864129cool scenery. it's a shame about that clown in the middle of the road though.
Come on the Mets!!!We are all rooting for you.
>>144864159>>144864159>>144864159
>>144864129Mans talking about inshallah, these times they don't even pray.
>>144864123That’s gay.
>>144864152It's norn ireland. heck game of thrones filming site!!!
>>144864129>uksaleelul sawarim nasheedul ubahwa darbul qitaly tariqul haya
>>144863995The year the Chargers cheered for the Dodgers they got swept in the DS
>Division Series>Yankees vs Royals????? Someone explain
I'm telling you all right now. The Yankees are going to win the World Series and absolutely wreck teams on the way there. This Yankees team is going to hold you down and smash your entire anus while enjoying the sound of your futile cry for help. That is the reality of what is coming. I suggest you prepare accordingly.
>>144864106Based.Umps being quiet in the first couple rounds, waiting for the time to strike
>>144864364wait...is this allowed..? wtf
>>144863610we're talking about the fightins
field looking nice
umpies run this genny
Detoilet is actual trash, embarrassing display.
>>144864212beautiful landscapes. it's a shame about the irish living there though.
>>144864384Nothing about Dodger stadium looks nice. All those sun faded seats. The sea of concrete that surrounds the stadium.It's a very ugly stadium
>>144864462whoa these are quite serious claims about the stadium
>>144864462The hills are nice. Stadium gets more hate than it deserves because of the parking lot nightmaret. Poodles fan
>>144864384Honestly, such a frumpy looking stadium. I mean, seriously, that stadium looks like a minor league stadium. It gives off such 1970's vibes. I'm shocked that the Dodgers haven't upgraded to a new, modern stadium. That farty looking stadium diminishes the Dodgers.
>>144863648*smacks lips*bozo shoulda neva left dem cubbie bears
>>144864564>1970s vibesisn't that the appeal for some?
holy fuck lmao
Tigres
>>144864538The hills are boring. There are hills everywhere in this area. It's not unique.
My Doggie Doos
>>144864564I honestly don't get why people like Dodger Stadium so much. Is it the worst stadium? No.But there's nothing special about it. It's so generic and ugly.
>>144864580For who, exactly? For those 65 and older?
LET'S GO METSGM
>>144864564I honestly wish they built a downtown stadium when they got the new ownership group.
Padgers
>>144864585They don't need to be rare to be beautiful. I'd rather look at Chavez Ravine than the LA skyline. In the same way I'd rather look out into the bay and not the SF skyline at Oracle.
>>144864665The Dodgers could easily have the nicest stadium in all of North American sports. The taxpayers would 100% be okay with paying for it to.But no, they hold on to this old ass concrete monstrosity.
>>144864695PADGIE DOOS
>>144864706I can look outside my window right now and see hills like that. Maybe because you're not from the area you think they're special, but to me it's as common as seeing a fire hydrant.
>>144864658Why are Asian women so averse to showing their navel? You're already wearing a croptop, just commit to it fully.
>>144864665traffic is already bad enough around DTLA...
has anyone considered that ohtani will be playing in the playoffs tonight?
>>144864719>>144864744>He doesn't love old concrete monstrosities.Why live in LA?
kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself kill yourself
>>144865120cool it, bucko
>>144863952Which pervert flag is this?
I just took a steamy doyer
>>144865157Schwarber would have lead the Cubs in just about every single offensive category this year
>https://apnews.com/article/judge-ohtani-skubal-clase-baseball-digest-awards-acfd843e12056e8bf9ad5c55c3168331
>>144865497>edgesheh
Tigoofs playoffs!
>>144864581>paid $60 for Astros parking We live in a time where LA parking is cheaper than Houstons
>>144865557The parking priceis big and bright*clap**clap**clap**clap**clap*Deep in the heart of Texas
>>144865497>Biracial orphaned child turned professional baseball player edges future billionaire international Japanese twink fuckin hot
>Dave Roberts says Clayton Kershaw will not pitch again this seasonNo Playoff Kershaw in 2024 it seems :(
>>144865497Good
>padres not on for another 3 hours>drinking pre game beers>mistress left with the key to my cuck cage Great. this is gonna get ugly
>>144865847Go Gay ants btw
Still can't believe Will Smith slapped Chris Rock at the Oscars lol
>>144865847At least you're in the postseason
>>144866235kek lol haha
stopped watching tigers/indians after the first inning. streamed joker 2 instead. literally the worst movie ive ever seen and i shouldve just finished that unwatchable game instead
>>144866235Hello there, fellow postseason non-participant
no graterol? no joe smelly? no bobby miller?
>>144866902dodgers are really going to win it all!
>>144866902I miss James Outman and his fat ass
Feel like the Mets are gonna choke and the Stinkees will win.
it must be nice having a team in the playoffs. i don't want to go to any playoffs games unless my team is playing but it seems absolutely electric. i love being at baseball games and i already miss it now the season is over
>>144866902If they can get quality innings from their starters, the sky's the limit for the Dodgers. Maybe this time they've actually learnt from their previous failures.
>>144867041i went to g1 of kershaw multiple entries last year. it was so hype before it started. the kino flyover, the fireworks, vibes were immaculate. until the humiliation ritual began
>>144863648Padres pitching lab can save him.>>144863660Padgers win, you mean.
>>144866902Graterol is on the IL, Kelly tweaked his shoulder during practice and miller is just shit
They don't have a prayer against the Yankees.
>>144867465>now kith
>>144867345royals own ya stankin azz
>>144867465Giving him my Playoff poopshaw energy
>>144867902stop posting as if you’ve been here for more than 2 weeks
My gut feeling is Yankees could easily collapse to any of these teams. They're just not a scary team; they were only scary in the beginning of the season.
>>144867927Sorry sir
>>144867465His last playoff start was in the Japan Series >9.0 IP, 9 H, 1 ER, 0 BB, 14 K, 138 PBeast, let's see if he can perform tonight
>>144867465asian boys have no drip
>>144868001he’s literally coming off an injury and was rushed back. padres are going yard off his ass
>>144867864The only reason they're in the playoffs is because the White Sox were historically awful.
Someone make Royals @ Yanks game thread please
>>144868597>>144868787>>144868787>>144868787ROYLELS @ STANKEKS Royals @ Yankees Game 1 ALDS ThreadGet in here.Red sox suck btw.
>philthies will now be the ones beaten by the wildcard after a byeLOL how poetic
>>144868804No ones watching this
>>144869214I will once the mest/philthies is over
>>144869340actually it's over i'll just switch now
LGTSS>Poodres>Thinking the Dodgers will choke
Mests going all the way, aren't they
>>144869459Ohtani will go 0-4 today, Yamamoto will give up a grand slam, and Cease will outperform King's start against the Braves
fentanyllies really thought one run was good enough
>>144869549Keep believing in that Poodrepaco. This Dodger is different and will go all the way to win the World Series.
>>144869564no one thought that lmfao
gg mets, it's your turn to go on a based retard 6th seed run people will be le bye for the phillies being cold but in reality they're just lazy bums and have been playing like this for months now
>all those empty seats behind home
more like himmo am I right? kek lol
>the mets are currently up 6-1 in the bottom of the 9th inning over the filthies
>>144869604Like? They're forcing injured freeman to play in NLDS, I won't be surprised if he rips his hamstring while sliding. Such a shamless organization. No wonder Dodgers pitchers get so much TJ.
i need BOMBS. I need DINGERS. I’m hungry for blasts
Philly bros, are we able to cry about the first round bye yet?Because the series is over.
>>144869604are you falseflagging? as a dodger fan, i genuinely do not think we are winning
Never forget lmaooooooooooooooooo
Phillies fell victim to the week-long break and cold bat phenomenon in Manfred's expanded wildcard era!!!!
Oh look, it happened again...
We've been told for two years this team is built to win the World Series. We'll see how they respond after losing a Game 1. If they win it's a series again. If they lose it's most likely over. Time for the offense to step up.
>>144870894Makes me feel better that I'm not like that. My may grammar suc, but man, that's beyond cringe.
/mlb/ fears the mettiejettie
For months, I’ve been in this sub defending this team against the doomers. To be sure, we could still get hot and win it all. However, our offense was yet again sluggish. We yet again squandered a great start by Wheeler. We yet again failed to manufacture hits.I think we just look lackluster. If we turn things around and make a playoff run, then it will essentially be a complete reversal of our tendencies since the All Star break. It kills me to say it, but that’s seems unlikely.
>it was 1-0
I'm so fucking hyped
All the criticisms about this team have officially been legitimized. Your ace gives up ZERO runs and you can only muster up 1?! This offense is crazy over rated and flat out shit the bed. Poetic justice that the Mets win by playing smart instead of hero ball. Nothing about the Phils since the ASB gives me confidence that offense can rebound. These guys CHOKED their best chance last year up 3-2 against Arizona. Hoffman and Strahm should also get shit. Fucking bums came up sooo small in the biggest moment.
Doyershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xREQNqUf8Qo
https://975thefanatic.com/get in here
>>144871062>>144871090ohtanifags really piss me off. you aren't even dodger fans tho
Don't even need a fan tonight, getting a light breeze from all those swing & misses from the lineup.Went 7 innings and barely got 3 balls out of the infield.Can't rely on your bullpen being perfect every game and of course 2 of the better arms shit the bed at the same time. I would have liked to keep Wheeler out there until he gives up a hit but that's just me, definitely not how Rob manages.
>1. Spit on their starter.>2. Shit on their bullpen.>3. Profit.
METS WON
>>144871017Can't believe a goose and Grimace literally saving the face of baseball.
>>144870894Philly is cooked
>>144871130you just don't understand baseball. swinging for HRs every time and taking your starter out at 110 pitches absolute max is what the analytics say. the math proves it
>>144870894this guy singlehandedly lost the series for the Phillies
>Stankee Colelol
>Mets will never win a series against Philly>Mets will get swept in the double header by Atlanta >Mets can’t possibly beat the brewers bc of their regular season record from the past decade (oh kek that’s a funny one)>Mets will be first WC game 3 loss>Mets can't beat philly in the NLDS <- you are still here>Mets can't beat some california shitter>Mets vs Yankees Subway Series rematch
Is it crazy to think that the biggest player for the Mets at this point has been David Peterson?
Keep that same energy you fucking jew workers. I'd beat the fuck out of you if I saw anyone of you on the street. Made me break my tv and my wife wont come out of the bedroom. I fucking hate you.
All aboard the Ohtani bandwagon. Full steam ahead
>>144871273now that's good shitpostin
yeah we're getting mettie-royals rematch kino
>>144871288P-please no, I-I'm a girl
>>144871288HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>144870894
is erg here? does he know his royals are winning right now?
>>144871288Somewhere in south Jersey this exact scenario is actually playing out...
This could be the start of a wonderful partnership
>>144871317I remember browsing /sp/ before I was 2hudadspie with Mest post plastered on /sp/ when Royals won the WS. Good times. Back when it was stickied.
Mets win. Let's. Fucking. Go!!!!!!
>>144871428why would eternal recker guy care about the royals
>>144871332
Cubself is hangry
Royals bitch!!!!
i like cheesesteaks and also always sunny, therefore im a Phillies fan
Someone has to stop these Mets. They CAN’T keep getting away with it!
>>144864581I reserved a spot that was a 10 minute walk for a regular season Guardians game for $5 a few weeks ago. How the fuck do people put up with this shit?
>>144871593
>doyerpaco vs poodrehermano those threads are going to be horrendous
>https://x.com/Padres/status/1842711389347144142?t=s1IOfKFs4YTmdr6Wzm73lQ&s=19DID SOMEBODY SAID WE DEM BOYZ??
https://x.com/NBCSPhilly/status/1842710208750969317Dey mad as hell
>>144871773>7-3 record vs the mets removing the tiajuan walker startsholy kek are these clowns serious?? NOOO YOU CAN'T COUNT WALKERS STARTS lmaoooooo
>>144871903They are servicing their audience
>>144872067I have seen philthies post those exact words on here
I'm scared, what are the Mest doing? Did we tease them too hard?
Padres @ Dodgers>>144871972
>>144871773They sound very dejected after a game where they held the Mets in check for 7 innings. The fuck are they gonna do, destroy them 1000-0? The biggest thing that killed the Phillies was that their team completely shriveled up against DP and Garrett. >>144871903They also beat Wheeler his last time out and beat Suarez. The Mets can tango with the Phillies. This isnt the Braves.
>>144872153your words mean nothing
>>144872153It's the revenge of the nerds.
>>144872153The Mets went full Mets early in the season instead of late in the seasonThey're unstoppable now
>>144872153The Mets go psycho mode about once every 10 years, sorry kiddo
>>144872089Cohen should buy him from McDonalds and make him the permanent mascot
>>144872153it's le scrappy 6th seed goes on le magical run script, getting tiresome but for the teams doing it it's gotta be fun
>>144872224They'd never sell him outrightMaybe license him out or something
>>144871773If the Mets sweep the Silly Phillies the entire town of Philadelphia might OD on carfentanil.
>>144872249Mets had 89 wins this season, and the 2022 Phillies had 87 wins. I hate the "underdog" story. The 2023 D-backs were a legit underdog story.
Explain to me why you all are pretending you will hate the upcoming Dodgers-Yankees World Series when we all know that you’re going to joyously watch it and it’s going to make the best ratings of the past 30+ years. Why do you guys lie to yourselves?
Vinny Pasquantino's wife is a soccer player? You just know she's getting dyked on the daily. Poor guy
>>144872339still the lowest seeded playoff team
>>144872339the dbacks were frauds and they lost
>>144872339Any team under 90 wins is an underdog
question, but why doesn't /mlb/ reseed for the division series?
>>144872419D-backs played their hearts out and lost because they couldnt close a game to save their lives, and everyone not named Gallen was dead pitching wise
Mets won that game btw
>>144872346>Mets vs Phils had three full gamethreads when some shitter made a fourth>Yanks Royals has this >>144872358
>>144872449FAGGOTbacks gave us one of the most semen slurping boring ass world series of all time. no sympathy for those shitters who couldn't even get back into the ploffs this year
>>144872508Point is that they were a legit underdog.
>>144872456>>144864921
why does nobody care about American League baseball? what went wrong?
>>144872553boring. no interesting rivalries.
>Mets win with small ballFuck home runs
>>144872564guradians vs tigers should be a good rivalry they are both ancientcum teams
>>144872553The Comedy central is a brutal division. The Angels haven't been good in 10 years. The A's are having an extremely shitty time. The Astros are soulless cheaters. The AL East is full of chokers when the Red Sox aren't in the playoffs.
all things considered the Kodai Senga lures them into a false sense of security game plan worked.
>>144872597nobody cares about those flyover teams. you need good coastal rivalries. mets-phillies, mets-braves, braves-philies, dodgers-padres, dodgers-giants. AL used to have Yankees-Red Sox to carry them but that's dead and the AL has no good rivalries on the west coast.
>>144872677Really the NL Central has all of the interesting flyover teams. Cubs-Cardinals. Pirates-Reds if they can ever be good are intriguing. The AL Central is terrible though.
>>144871903>>144872067>>144872125kek
>>144872553think about it this way, if there were no divisions, only one of their teams would've earned a postseason spot
>>144872808
>keksas roylels
cubself needs some nummy yummies
Poor Zerpa
>>144872553No Red Sox - Yankees. I like the NL more in general but that one is truly classic.
>Angel Derpa
phillies won that game if you remove the taijuan walker starts
Stantonian popup
>>144872346Sorry bud, it's a Mets - Yankees 2000 Series rematch this year. And it will be extremely kino.
>Yankees risp
>>144872153It's bizzaro world. Normally they do good early in the season and collapse in August or September and just miss the playoffs. This year they were bad early, did good late, and just made the playoffs.The games are reversed to. Instead of blowing games constantly (which they were #1 at in many years) they are now the #1 come from behind team.
I could be wrong about this, but I feel like a lot of the Italians of NY are Yankee fans and the Irish and Latinos are Mets.
mets won that ballgame
>>144873238>he doesn't remove the bullpen inningsnot so fast!
YANKEES SUCK!
>>144873486>>144868830
>Stankees
>We have 20 plus security around the family section here at the stadium once we started scoring. Never seen anything like ithttps://x.com/julsmegill/status/1842699778154742006?t=nuC9rw6OFQJ-xX7FwmbDzA&s=19Filthy fans at it again
>>144863816Definitely MVP in most other years.
bullpens and pitch counts ruined baseball
KEK YAMAMOTO
>mfw the same ol dodgers and yankees get their yearly early exit humiliation
mets defeated the phumps just like they defeated the cumps
MLB should completely reorganize. Completely. No divisions, no conferences, 32 teams. Shorten the regular season, expand the playoffs. Each team plays the other 31 teams four times (two home, two away) for a 124 game regular season. Teams are seeded 1-16 for four playoff rounds. All playoff rounds are the same length (best 4 of 7). This is the purest way to organize a sports league.>not necessary, but other possible changes:Salary cap and revenue sharing.Change markets. Some markets have low attendance numbers, low television ratings, both, or other factors associated with operation costs. I expect baseball attendance demand is pretty elastic, so the decreased number of games would mean that to maintain or increase revenue, ticket prices increase, so this then requires further analysis of ticket sales (do they even sell?) and other forms of revenue having the greatest economic burden on the team.I personally think ballparks should be standardized. I get that's just part of baseball; this isn't like the other sports leagues. But if you were to start baseball over, I never would've allowed ballparks to be as haphazard as this. It undermines the integrity of the sport on its merits.
>>144874547In all fairness, the team to realistically move will be the Angels. Jerry is trying to extort Chicago and their new stadium proposal will probably go through. Moving them to Tennessee out of the 3rd largest sports market in America would be the dumbest fucking thing a team owner has ever done. Angels will probably move to Utah or maybe even Canada. The Orange County market is laughably and irrelevantly small and half of it is already Dodgers fans. The rest will convert to Dodgers or Padres fans. Their modern existence was facilitated by Disney and dragged on for 15-20 years too long after said said experiment failed
>Mets making the championship series with a rotation of Luis Severino, Sean Manaea, and Jose QuintanaStearns needs to be investigated immediately for fraud
Why are people on this general so into Recker?
>>144873234Yeah my dad said Woodside Queens used to be heavily Irish in the Tom Seaver days
GOOD EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENING /mlb/! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to the Mets (yes, THE Mets from the 2022 playoffs) winning the 2024 World Series! Make sure to save your tears for the 2024 award ceremony, when the Comissioner's Trophy comes back to Queens!>b-but the Mets always choke every year! Their not even the 2nd best team in the division"Ya Gotta Believe!"Hate to disappoint you flyovers, but all the top players are heating up! Vientos, Nimmo, Senga... it doesn’t matter if we haven't won in almost 40 years, as It's coming back home to queens! And who better represents the soul of Baseball than your beloved New York Metropolitians! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
>>144874547start by abolishing free agency and the DH. then we can consider additional improvements.
how many of you bandwagon fans have actually BEEN to Citi Field
>>144875182I have and dancing Spider-Man is over with me, brother
>>144875182I went there this year as a Braves fan. It was nice.
>>144875182Went there a few times between 2010-2014 when I went to school out there. Not a Mets fan but I’d be happy if they won
OHTANI BOMB
>>144875259I'm watching the Stankee game but I put $7 on the Dodgers after the lines moved earlier to +270
BIGBIGFLYOHTANISAN
dodgers and padres will murder each other in a 5 game bloodbath meanwhile mets will cruise to an easy 3 game sweep vs. the mindbroken phils and easily clean up vs. whoever makes it out of socal alive
>that ohtranny bat flipcease better bean someone
>>144875182I was at the 8th inning from hell game. I'm 1-3 when I go to games this year
>>144875480nice pic dickcheese
>>144875497my girlfriend took it
>>144875480lil vro in the blacc hat is deepfroatin dat silver pole for no reason... lil vro gaggin on dat thang...
>the Mets aren't MettingThe apocalypse is upon us
How do Mets fans feel about their shit team being on a fluke run that will come crashing down next game as they lose 3 in a row and they have to go back to their shitty jobs cleaning overflowing shit from the sewers?
>>144876076Anon that's what being a Mets fan always isYou think any collapse surprises me?
>>144876020there's still a lot of baseball to be played. calm down.
>>144876207They somehow keep pulling wins out of their assesLike some weird anti-Mets
>>144876020this post reeks of
>>144876076>>144876138It cant even be considered a collapse at this point, especially if they knock out the phills. Just a team with a solid core for cheap ready to add pieces to keep it going for a decade. God help /mlb/ if they win it all.
>>144876409>Mets>cheapAnon they're the highest payroll in the league
>>144876076You think darkness is your ally? You merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding.
>>144863610YANKEES WINFUCK YOU GO YANKS
walkable New York City champion franchise:1Poverty-stricken flyover shithole: 0
Subway Series II on the horizon
Kansas City belongs to the Chiefs, and not the Royals. You're better than this, the Royals will be gone from the postseason in the next few days.
REMINDER: I said the Yankees Royals series would be a hard battle and not easy for my Yanks. But they did it. Yankees in 4.
royals lost because they took out wacha too earlyshould've let him cook
>billion dollar ""empire"" still needs the league's handholding to beat a 5 seed
>>144876870Judge will wake up in game 2.
I legit would've laughed if someone said the Mets would've played in the NLDS back in March
Padres choking kek
goddamn poodres are pooing this up. I don't want to see the mets have to face the doyers
>>144877445I do because it will make for great television.
>>144877445I want the Padres and Dodgers to both beat each other up and go the distance.
>poodres fielding
>This could've been Trout 6-7 years ago but hes a retard that fell for the loyalty meme and decided to waste his career with the Angels.Not an Angels fan but im actually a little mad a player that was as great as he was has nothing to show for it in terms of great big game moments. That Ohtani HR will be played forever.
>>144877875Ohtani also could've been in Seattle so lol
>>144877875
>>144877985Seattle makes the playoffs if Ohtani was on there though. He for sure would've won them a few of those low scoring games they had with a HR.
t. NBA fanwhat are the baseball equivalents to basketball teams?>Lakers - media darling, soulless, poorly ran yet get bailed about by name and market >Celtics - media darlings, well-ran>San Antonio Spurs - no frills, boring but effective>Indiana Pacers - all offense, no defense, very fun to watch>Phoenix Suns - roster that's min-maxed as hell, likely will crash and burn in the playoffsetc. etc. ideally somebody knows both leagues
Give Yamamoto a chance
>>144877974>Rapists must wear condomswhat uh, what am I missing here
>>144878284baseball is so much less expressive than basketball. there's little variety in player to position, only very minute details compared to basketball. one player's impact on a baseball team is less significant compared to basketball. didn't the Nationals lose their talent and still won the entire World Series?
>>144878381it's the law of the land in los angeles
>>144878583No the Nationals literally got more cap space for role players.
>>144878284Diamond backs are the Pacers because their depth hitting is the best in the league but lack great pitching.
>>144878322the NPB is in a dead ball era where pitching is super dominant. Central League average ERA is 2.65 this year. Pacific League not much worse, most of the good pitchers in the league all have averages in the low 2s or better. it's way easier to pitch in the jap leagues, the hitting is so bad. yamamoto is mid at best in a real league.
>>144878284>>Lakers - media darling, soulless, poorly ran yet get bailed about by name and marketChicago Cubs >>Celtics - media darlings, well-ranLA Dodgers>>San Antonio Spurs - no frills, boring but effectiveWas St. Louis but now its Cleveland.>>Indiana Pacers - all offense, no defense, very fun to watchThat was Arizona this season.>>Phoenix Suns - roster that's min-maxed as hell, likely will crash and burn in the playoffsYankees.The titles that come from those teams are different then the NBA cause as >>144878583 said baseball is a lot different in just how much a single player can drag you to a title unlike a prime LeBron or something.
>>144878764Cubs are a media darling?
>>144878764>cusb>Media darling
>>144878787>>144878975Yes. Big normie team that the media loves to push, mostly comes from Wrigley's popularity and the old "loveable loser" tag they had before 2016. Except now its soulless cause they won a title and ruined the ballpark with giant modern scoreboards everywhere.
>>144879021>le lovable loser>meda darlingscuba
>>144878764>St. Louis pre 2011>boring>Cleveland >effective>Chicago>Media darling>Yankees>min-maxedThis faggot does not watch baseball at all holy shit. Bet he didn't even watch the 2011 world series. Fuck off back to /nba/, pussy bitch
>>144879433Grandpa... Its not 2011 anymore...
Game 6 is the best WS game ever played
>>144878322He gave up a homer to Sheldon Neuse, he's a fraud
doyers started winning when sailor moon poster entered. i believe now
Rate the Japs' performance today
>>144879847ching/chong
kek based jizzolm
>>144879847Senga was fine. Y2 was eh
>>144879970We truly do live rent free in everyone's heads
>>144880377checked and kekked
>>144879878Bing...bong?
How is Recker wifeable?
Dodger Stadium chants Yankees suck when they don't play them?
>>144879847Senga: B considering he pitched 5 innings all yearYamamoto: D, he sucked
I don't think you people understand that the 2024 Yankees have the best lefty-righty combo since 1927 Ruth-Gehrig. The Yankees are going to absolutely smash the entire anus of your team. Make no mistake about it.
>>144879691Yes, in 1986. Second best is 1991 game 7.
>>144880653Then how come they needed the umps to bail them out today
>>144880618The weak should fear the strong.
Both of these teams are insufferable I'm not sure who I'm supposed to cheer for, guess Poodres are a little better in that regard
>>144880707Royals gave up 8 walks.
>>144880722It's a weird rivalry to me, I met a Yankee fan who hated the Dodgers. I also find the Mets vs Yanks rivalry slightly strange, but ultimately understandable given the history.
>>144880849Who decides what's a walk?
>>144881003People with feet?
MLB comparisons? they don't have to be perfect. thanks. (also here's what's been going on in the NBA lately)>Philadelphia 76ersalways the bridesmaid, never the bride. also their fans are the worst>Milwaukee Bucksaging roster that's still hanging on to that title 4 seasons ago. this might be the end>Chicago Bullspoor management. sad to see>Cleveland Cavalierswere in hell but have turned it around. they're in the playoffs but nobody actually believes in them>Boston Celticsmedia darlings, well-ran, elite>LA Clipperssoulless. they spend all this money but it never works. Clippers curse means they'll never win>Memphis Grizzliesswagger, hustle, teamwork. fun to watch but obnoxious for the other team>Atlanta Hawks.500 team that thinks they're contenders>Miami Heatdefense, toughness, efficient. S tier front office, S tier coaching. always find a way even with bottom of the barrel talent>Charlotte Hornetsunwatchable rat ass team. idk why kids love LaMelo Ball so much>Utah Jazzsmall market, loyal fan base, currently rebuilding. smart team>Sacramento Kingsall offense, no defense. loyalty, teamwork. morally good. rising tide lifts all boats for them>New York KnicksNYC has finally turned it around. elite top half of the roster. lovable roster, tough coach>Los Angeles Lakersmedia darlings, poorly ran, yet they have the history, brand, and market. soulless and evil >Orlando Magicthese guys have heart. they're coming up>Dallas MavericksNBA superstar Luka, fan favorite Kyrie Irving, lots of 3s, they always find perfect fits. always do the impossible>Brooklyn Netswent from lovable to soulless contenders to now they're in hell. gambled on KD, Kyrie, and Harden, and now those three are gone. no current talent and no future picks.>Denver Nuggetsselfless superstar Nikola Jokic, they all fit perfectly together. cheap owner>Indiana Pacersall offense, no defense, lots of 3s and wild passes. exciting
>>144881175>New Orleans Pelicansweird yet awesome. barely above .500 but hope they figure it out>Detroit Pistonspoor Piss-stains fans have been in hell for a decade. always lose yet never get a top pick>Toronto Raptorsno man's land. not good enough to contend, not bad enough to tank.>Houston Rocketsthey're coming up. this could go any number of different ways these next few years>San Antonio Spursno frills, boring but effective. young superstar means they might be a dynasty (again) in a few years. (everyone compares them to the Steelers or Patriots, but idk NFL)>Phoenix Sunsroster that's min-maxed as hell. likely will crash and burn in the playoffs again>Oklahoma City Thunderthey have everything. current talent, future picks, a complete roster. this is the time>Minnesota Timberwolvesthey finally turned it around and are legit contenders. lovable, elite defense>Portland Trail Blazerstanking. smart team. they're patiently waiting>Golden State Warriorsmight be over for Steph Curry. blue bloods now .500>Washington Wizardsthey're finally tanking 5 years too late. this team is unwatchable
>In One Game Shohei has had a better postseason career than Mike TroutThat is fucking depressing.
the collapse of RSNs in baseball is going to lead to a premier league style breakaway
>>144881175>>144881216>apehoopGet out
>>144881242trout signed up for it
>>144881175>.500 team that thinks they're contendersSounds like my CUBBIE BEARS!!!
>>144881175>BullsWhite Sox>KnicksMets>OKCO's or Padres>NuggetsPirates in a few years without the success>PistonsWhite Sox>MemphisWhatever team Jesse Winker is on>LakersYankees>MagicReds>BucksAstros>HeatBrewers or Tampa without the rings>TrailBlazersMarlins>WizardsCardinals
>jetties in london>metties in phillymy mettiejetties going for the full W tomorrow in two shit cities that pale in comparison to NYC the greatest city on earth, can't wait
>>144880707If your team gives up 8 walks you don't really deserve to win desu.
>>144881776First time ever where both of my mettiejetties play in third world countries
>>144881003maybe if the KC swifties didnt throw it in the others batters box it wouldnt have called a ball.
>>144877875>starts doing a naruto run
>not a single good team to root for this yeari'm bored
>>144881806The umps call the balls and strikes anon
>>144882001I mean Gookball playoffs are starting and Nips will be soon too, there's always that
>>144882001
>>144863610START SPREADING THE NEWSWE'RE GONNA GET A SUBWAY SERIES.
>>144882090Throw strikes. Learn how to frame better. etc.
>POODRES
LMAO
Chuddy Machudo KEK
DOYERS W
>machimpoKEK POODRES>it was 3-0
i smell an advance to the nlcs
>>144879847Kodai was based, who is the other guy?
Doyers won that game
celebratory fap to __________
>>144882001My Carp may have collapsed, but the Fighters are worth cheering for
PAY MY FUCKING TAXES YOU FUCKING GRINGOS!
great AB by Poochado
The Padres straight up didn't want to win that gamewtf was that
my dodgers won tonight
>Doyers win ARRRRIIIBA
Doggies
GG Padres, cya tomorrow!
If you're mad at the umps, kill more of them than Stanton did. They'll fall in line. >>144882001STUPID STINKY TRANAMA
gg Poossee you tomorrow
Another day in October Another undefeated day for the cubbies
only one team that won today was a good guy. i'll let you determine which one that is.
Well well well /mlb/. Your 0-3 in the NLDS hex didn't come true. Are you finally starting to come to terms with the Dodgers winning it all this year?
https://twitter.com/keekayseager/status/1842741030124482813/KEK LMAO
Dare I say... unironically... it was a Dave Roberts masterclass?
>>144882353Faye Reagan
>Shohei's new bookie
If this gets rigged for a Yankees-Dodgers WS this year, I no longer watch baseball. I'm just saying.
My Doggies Don't give up!
Cubgers won today!
DODGERS WON!>DODGERS WON!DODGERS WON!>DODGERS WON!DODGERS WON!>DODGERS WON!DODGERS WON!>DODGERS WON!DODGERS WON!>DODGERS WON!DODGERS WON!>DODGERS WON!DODGERS WON!>DODGERS WON!DODGERS WON!>DODGERS WON!
>>144882412LMAO
>>144882407Definitely not the Doyers.
Cease didn't deliver. Fuck lol Praying for a miracle from Yu Darvish tomorrow. Was really fun! See you tomorrow!
quick /mlb/, what part of LA are you from?
me no speakey engrish prease understand
>>144882412based Passan
Someone post the screen cap of the poodre fans in the stands with their beat LA flags before the strikeout
Merrill is to blame. Didn't watch the ball go into the glove.
Ohtani understands and speaks english this whole translator thing is just s retarded gimmick to pander to the japs.
>>144882411our pitching is fucked dude. the bp is already red lining after 1 game.
>>144882430oh no what a terrible loss that would be
>Denmark was 0-4 todayKWAB
WHITOIDS
>>144882430there hasn't been a yankees/dodgers world series in 42 years you absolute chuddite. stop acting like its a usual occurrence
>all the bad guys won today
>>144882430in that case, please manfred rig this WS
>>144882479based panama>>144882430get rekt shit panama
>>144882473irl shinchan
Ohtani told Rosensmall >I'm sure Yammamoto was not happy with his performanceholy kek he is a thug...
Kek doyers is getting swept by Phillies/Mest
NOW WHERE IS THE FUCKING "THANK YOU FANS" PADRES POST?
>>144882412the poodre paco fears the Peff
>>144882430I hope it is rigged for Dodgers-Yankees. Ohtani-Judge is great television
>>144882457310
doyers started winning when sailor moon newfag entered. meme magic is real
Padres lost, post lewd touhous.
>>144882476Padres had to go to their BP early too. It's fine.
Yankgers got em boilin
>>144882412YOUCH!
Beating the Padres by 2 runs in Game 1 of the MLB postseason quarterfinals is like winning the World Series for doyerpacos.
Hololive > TouhouWe run this baseball shit now!
>>144882354Fighters are going all the way this year, they got their mojo on. Hawks pitching is overrated and the Fighters have had their number in the second half, I don't care how rich they are or what their record it is, Shinjo is coming for their ass.
>>144882515Shin is a Metsbro though>>144882479>>144882430KEK faggot panama btfo by based blue jays panama
>>144882520
>>144882471Nah, Cease gave the biggest meatball to Ohtani lmao let's refresh up and rally back tomorrow behind Yu
Cubgers!!!1 yayyy
i think manfred wants mets-yanks, he can still edge weebs with Ohtani for another year or two to keep them interested, if he busts his load too early with giving Ohtani a ring people might grow disinterested and move to the next fad, this way he extends the storyline window
>Poodres have a hard time against Beuhler>Dodgers shit all over old ass DarvishPoodres are going to be down 0-2.
>>144882594kwab
>>144882518That's just how they are. He is likely analyzing what he did wrong so he doesn't fail his team again.
>>144882537What happens if Padres win? We post Hololive lewds?
>>144882540it's the individual workload also. Brasier, Kopech and Treinen won't be used tomorrow.
postseason mookie got walked 3 times tonight. are padres stupid?
>>144882576kys
Fraudgers won I’m afraid
cubgerkees
No way that dodgers don’t go all the way this year.It’s over, they should just give ‘em the trophy now.
A toast, /mlb/
>>144882651Yeah idk they probably were trying to get a DP off from injured Freeman?
>>144882668Who?
>>144882649>>144882540Given how previous years have gone, it was good to notch this win and give the club some fighting spirit. We got punched in the mouth 3-0 but we stayed in the game. Proud of the Dodgers tonight.
>https://news.yahoo.co.jp/articles/35132321e4e8b85932c6fa289a51543327e94a1eDenmark on suicide watch KWAB
>>144882692mookie is a dp/risp/groundout machine really dumb
>doyer fans think they won the serieskek setting themselves up for disappointment
>>144882677DEATH TO ALL MY HATERS AND DOUBTERS
>>144882668Nah the Mets honestly have that meme magic this season. Doyers barely won against a flaccid poodres
>>144882645Yes
>>144882558>dodger pinstripes It looks cool but it's wrong. >>144882668Get those disgusting fat things off my oshi's chest.
>>144882725true. it's the post season though and this is when my real hand wringing comes out.
>>144882741Please. If the Dodgers lost mlb would be feasting right now
>>144882741reminder that this retard picked the orioles to go to the world series this year
>>144882741>NOOOOOOO YOU CANT TALK TRASH
That had to be one of the longest 9 inning games of the year, maybe the longest.
Padres are spiritually eliminated. They thought they won the series in the first inning.
>>144882725yeah honestly, it's boosted confidence. for me its just a win to see the bats hitting in the postseason after 2 years of embarrassment
>>144882741I'll allow it since Padre fans have been incredibly cocky this year
>>144882793>noooo i am sooo weak don't hurt meeeeeeExactly if the Dodgers lost there would be a fucking shitstorm.
>we 100% bet on ourselvesOhtani betting confirmed
>>144882741Shut up bitch. You’re watching American sports
>>144882741STFU Danefag. Poos are getting swept.
>>144882677>>144882752Cringe
>>144882802And was 0-4 in picks today KWAB
>>144882412KEK padres faggots on social media need to be humbled big time after talking so much shit
>>144882479Absolutely based!
Dodgers just raped the life out of the 2024 San Diego Padres.
>>144882741I'm not gonna say anything into the fat lady sings, it's over when it's over. No need to Jinx, last thing we need is jinxes.
PADRES ON THE LOOSELETS GO GOOSE
>>144882457Orange County
>>144882412Peff Jassan deepthroating that doyer dick, pathetic little weasel
>>144882793I'm gonna feast every year until 2033
Freddie popping the Perc 30 before the game.
THEY NOT LIKE US
>>144882855And the Doyers haven't?
>>144882941based
>>144882412KWAB
>>144882457/sgv/ checking in
>>144882941Feasting on what's left of Mike Trouts chances at a ring?
>>144882412rekt
>>144882775I opted for Rule of Cool. Please understand. Go Yankgers (Go Yankees Go Dodgers). Manfred wills it.
>>144882313Based sausage girl.
>>144882952They're too scarred from previous seasons. They've been spamming the shark, but not cocky
>>144882741
>>144882430>>144882479Holy shit there's two of you?Which one of you is PanamaJaysBro?Can one of you only lie and the other only tell the truth?>>144882479
>>144882597Darvish isn't getting out of the first before he gives up 6 runs.
>>144882741I just filtered yo and every other non-American flag. You retards are the worst. Good bye dumbass
>>144882941Longest playoff drought in baseball KWAB
nu>>144883002>>144883002>>144883002>>144883002>>144883002>>14488300
>>144882677Saved. Gonna dunk on the genny later in the month
>>144882999>Denmark>England>GermanyAll horrid posters. Panama is at least OK
>>144882520moving the goal post already?
>>144882995there is a based panama who is the jays guy and there is a seething faggot panama who likes the red sox, it's pretty easy to tell the difference between posts
>>144882967feasting watching If-Stanton-and-Strasburg-was-the-same-person never win a ring
Gonna go to the game and call Darshit a halfu monkey dog and hurl insults at him.
>>144883048is Denmark the /mlb/ equivalent of Bulgaria
>>144883073This one? https://www.mlb.com/video/stephen-strasburg-ball-to-giancarlo-stanton-D515AE
>>144882763Fair enough, here you go
>>144882941feastin on arte cock, yeah we already know.
>>144870894So embarrassed by everything post trea turner. Bohm was the quintessential Philly "you pass" moment and then they turn around and become redditor marvel morality faggots. Unbelievably humiliated to associate myself with these kinds
>>144882412DAMN! Passan is savage!
Bay baw
