Ranked Saturday games:No. 9 Missouri at No. 25 Texas A&M | 12 p.m. | ABC/ESPN+SMU at No. 22 Louisville | 12 p.m. | ESPNAuburn at No. 5 Georgia | 3:30 p.m. | ABC/ESPN+Iowa at No. 3 Ohio State | 3:30 p.m. | CBSNo. 12 Ole Miss at South Carolina | 3:30 p.m. | ESPNNo. 23 Indiana at Northwestern | 3:30 p.m. | BTNNo. 1 Alabama at Vanderbilt | 4:15 | SEC NetworkNo. 15 Clemson at Florida State | 7 p.m. | ESPNUtah State at No. 21 Boise State | 7 p.m. | FOXNo. 4 Tennessee at Arkansas | 7:30 p.m. | ABCNo. 10 Michigan at Washington | 7:30 p.m. | NBCNo. 11 Southern California at Minnesota | 7:30 p.m. | BTNBaylor at No. 16 Iowa State | 7:30 p.m. | FOXNo. 8 Miami (FL) at California | 10:30 p.m. | ESPNprevious:>>144862020
Please watch our fights.
Its time
>>144863744No
Please enlist in the Armed Forces.
lol at that last pass from Pitt
>>144863733D-E-I-on sanders
>>144863759Yes sir!
this is a shamithread for the best debil. sataniashitters will never recover
Anyone got more hairy honey pictures?
>>144863731>owns under an acre and calls it a yard>laughs in farmer
>>144863744>Raquel Pennington is now a champion Lol
Time to get booty blasted
Ahhh, college football games (or colballss as I call them), the ultimate medium of expression, able to convey any emotion ranging from hatred to love, loyalty to fear, all in front of our eyes. Ah, and with lovingly crafted playbooks, music, and the ability to watch the action, colballss are the ultimate combination of the high arts. While I tend to watch the stoic, I will be the first to admit that colballss have driven me to cry, to scream and shout, to feel actual hate; such is the power of this force beyond our wildest reckoning. And here I am, before you, to tempt your tongues with the taint of such a tantalizing topic. And the SEC, the true geniuses behind the world of cfb. Pah, I throw my scorn upon such incompetents of the B1G who would mock the true art of the SEC with 'games' such as Illibuck and THE LAME . Perhaps it is that the B1G is not as intelligent as the SEC, but this is a matter for another day. Sankey has given us such masterpieces as the Kirby v. Saban series, Coach O, Egg Bowl, and of course, TEBOQ TIME. Yes, some of the finest colballss in the world were created by SEC. I come to you today to ask you in all earnesty, what is your favorite colballs? I will reveal mine after the grand debate has illustriously begun, but not before the first poster falls victim to my plot of discussion.
Time to die COCKeyes.
thanks to the anon that recommended Jennings +200 passing, easy money
>>144863773mods can't delete this since it's art with historic value
>>144863744>WMMA
These all gray uniforms the Buckeyes have are awful.
GOLDY
UNC pissed away the best QB they’ll ever have and won nothing. Sad.
>>144863779>>144863756Bong bro...
Quick question If a QB throws an interception, are the return yards of the interception taken away from the QBs total passing yards?
>>144863744UFC is dying, it really needs some new stars now that some of the bigger names are retired/retiring soon. McGregor is probably done and he was their big earner throughout his career in the UFC.
>>144863829No.
>>144863810Hey I’ve seen that in person. D’Orsay in Paris w a bunch of coworkers. It was AWKWARD lol.
>>144863829No, although it makes sense because of sacks going against their rushing yards.
>>144863814For such a storied program they change their uniforms up too much like new money.
For me it’s the South Carolina Gamecocks. The most based team in college football
>>144863759I ain't dying for middle eastern jews.
When will they be ranked?
>>144863841What about laterals and options, who gets credit?
>>144863819To be fair, that was when Clemson was at or near their peak
Does anyone have a screenshot of that tweet from some boomer calling Jaxon Dart a faggot?
can an unranked sec team beat Ole Miss two weeks in a row?
>>144863869me
Bruh
>>144863869Those are run plays.
>>144863861They should already be ranked, but the polls don't want them to be.
GIVE AWWBARN YOUR ENERGY /SP/\●/
>>144863810
Soft ass Buckeyes.
God I miss the NFL today
>Sackson Shart
>>144863773anyway have one more since i need to head to the gator game>>144863844"The Origin of the World" is an auraful title lolyou did lick the canvas right?
>>144863759I got rejected for having autism
>live in a state that leans democrat>democrat canvasser knocking on my door on a Saturday at 3pm interrupting my cfb. I’m thinking we’re back chuds
>>144863861They are both behind smpoo and pitt
>>144863883>Kamila is for they/them, not youDems absolutely BTFO
They asked me to make a Bloody Mary at the tailgait what do I do?
>>144863889No, get fucked
>>144863848Leave that shit for history less nigger programs like Oregon
>>144863759I will NOT die for Israel
>>144863914Married to a man btw
>>144863733UCLA-PSU is STILL not in the OP
O-HN-O
>>144863869The ball carrier will be granted the rushing yards.
NC State what the fuck is your problem
>>144863932Pour any straight liquor into a glass and laff at them
Antwaan Welles is the definition of a college football mercenary. Guy transferred from JMU to South Carolina to Ole Miss. He's never making the league or getting a degree. And on top of that he isn't getting any networking handouts from South Carolina fans after he gets out of school.
>>144863810very hot but i also just got fucking fired you asshole. Not because of the picture but because i just got caught with my dick out in my pubicle. I've told my boss how many times? We needed locking mechanisms on the cubicle doors.
>Notre Dame doesn't have a quality w-ACK
>>144863768Lucky for you The Sooners ain't playing. Satania is on the bye.
>>144863854Haha you said cock
O-HHI-YO
>>144863829i always thought it would be cool that if the defense score, the offense would lose points
>>144863733Go Pitt
>le take off your shoegod what a cringey program and fanbase
Go Buckeyes!
>>144863958
>>144863932Grab the zing zang and add vodka.
>>144863981grim
>>144863967Can we just laugh that AP tards had to rank niu for a week to justify their domer rank
Does Iowa's stone age offense stand a chance?
>another Greg McElroy humiliation ritualWhy they doing this???
>>144863980A fucking shoe????
Time for my UGA Bulldogs to embarass themselves again
>>144863980NO DONT!!!!!!!!!!!
>>144863967>kicked a field goal with seconds leftWhat did """"""""Eli"""""""" """"""""""""Dinkwitz"""""""""""""" mean by this?
Anyone have the hit that the nc state QB took today. CW was being pussies and said they won’t replay it.
>ohio state wearing gray>scorebug is red
This defense FUCKING SUCKS.
>>144864006
>>144863980CopeIt's kino time soon
Time for Hugh Freeze's wild turnover ride.
>>144864027always gotcha covered
>>144864039>>144864006don't do it!
My Pitt (:
big nigga down for south carolina
Uhhhh Indianabros...
Lee Corso age 89
>>144864039>>144864052
why the fuck is bama playing at 4:15 fucking stupid shit fuck the sec network i'd rather be on fucking jefferson pilot
Lee Corso just died
>>144864006>>144864039dont!!!!
UPDATE: Lee Corso, age 89
>>144864049Goddamn got fucking destroyed. He still thought he was playing shit ass costal Carolina comp.
>>144864071MODS MODS MODS
>>144864049Was his helmet already falling off before it got launched?
Ohio state will lose to Michigan for the 3rd time in a row
>>144864071Bros I just stuffed way too many towels in my washer. Like really hard to jam them in then push the door shut
Shit teams
>>144864049Holy fuck his helmet fell off before the big hit. RIP
>>144864071>>144864078>>144864088
>>144864071SATANTIC BLACK MAGIC SHIT
>>144864100>>144864102aaaaaaaahhhh
You’ve been posting that Lee Corso has passed away every Saturday at 3:45pm since CFB returned Why?
>>144864049How many got ejected?
>>144864075>check schedule>they play at 1:15Are you stupid?
>>1448641241 ejection 2 assault charges.
>>144864041gataswinlol
>>144864089looks like it flew off right when #9 made contact
>>144864121He did what now?
>>144864071OH MY GOD
Go Joe Ja!
>>144864121https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XswcOJRZk24
Northwestern is so dumb for not building their new stadium on the water.
>>144864049RIP
>drive QB into the ground>no flagOhio State won, game is already in the bag. This is such fucking bullshit. I'm tired of this rigged shit.
>>144864094They won't get clean. You should leave enough space for a basketball.
what kind of name is Quinshon
>>144864049>hit in the head after helmet comes offDid he died
>>14486404917 is like "should I catch this, could be his head inside?"
O-H
THE GRIDIRON OF SAFELITE FIELD
>>144864171Problem?
>>144864175"urban"
>>144864171
TreyVeon "Martin" Henderson
>>144864175It’s french
>there is a flag on the play
Northwestern should just keep playing at the soccer field. It's a kino view and it's not like they have fans anyway.
This new batch of caveman ads from Geico suck
>>144864171Same, I wish I could find a new hobby
What’s The worst white name? I vote skylar
>>144864210my reffies
>>144864220Okay but how do they compare to the sitcom?
>>144864214Their game vs the Buckeyes at Wrigley is going to be fucking embarrassing for them
Imagine playing for a coach who dyes his beard jet black like an amusement park pirate.
>>144864220but what i wanna know is where's the caveman
Reffies giving you the first lmao
>>144864236so trve... chudbros will always get the genki brown gf
>>144864232Yeah that’s pretty bad. White trash vibes.
>ELDER FUCKIN GOD TIER1) THE CLASSIC 'GO 'ZA>ELITE TIER2) TAVERN STYLE3) DETROIT STYLE4) NEAPOLITAN STYLE>GOOD TIER101) SICILIAN STYLE102) MILANO STYLE>OK TIER1001) ST LOUIS STYLE1002) BBQ PIZZA1003) BUFFALO CHICKEN PIZZA>DOGSHIT TIER8999) NEW HAVEN STYLE9000) NEW JERSEY STYLE>NUKE FROM ORBIT TIER100000) CALIFORNIA STYLE100001) NEW YORK """STYLE"""
lmao gamecocks
>>144864214There’s no way the water looks that blue
>>144864220I'm shocked they didn't replace him with a negro
>we still pull Chambliss of the field on passing downs>Barn instantly screens us when we do itStop doing that Kirby
Ref rigging the fuck out of this game already for Ohio State
>>144864232Rude
>>144864252based senpai
>>144864256https://youtu.be/z6VfHkVL_HQ?si=rW9POeQvqUgGcWIr
>Coach Pigeon
>>144864220They sold the catchphrase when they tried to make that TV show, so now it’s just implied
>Gaycocks
>>144864220Geico been struggling lately with the funny.
>>144864232Zach, Dustin, Devlin, Pete
>>144864273I'm done watching the sh1g. These reffies are out of control
>>144864268>portraying a black man as some kind of subhumanKek not happening
>>144864273Yep I’m not watching this kike shit.
>>144864276She cute
>>144864254>saying the phrase white trashReddit tier
refbros, how we feeling so far today?
>>144864264Let me guess, you're an SEC chud who spring breaks at some brown gulf of mexico beach
I assume the geico caveman is a devout Muslim.
>>144864305>>144864298Yep already switched it to the Auburn-Georgia game
>>144864256I had a brisket pizza a month or so back and it was awesome.
What are those hand-things the refs wear?
>>144864309I typed it didn’t say it smooth brain.
>>144864334Whistles?
>>144864329>>144864334lmao
>>144864232Brayden
>>144864329>>144864334uh you're a reffie, shouldnt you know?
why does cbs keep switching to a drone cam of the stadium
>>144864334Personal fleshlights so they can milk the Ohio State players
>>144864256Chicago *casserole
>>144863733Nebraska vs Buttgers :)
ohio state game is over. hawkeyes cant overcome a 7 point deficit
How we feelin', Ohiobros?
>>144864256>PRIMORDIAL GOD TIER0) COLUMBUS STYLE
>>144863883would
>>144864365>cooked in a cake pan or cast iron skillet>casserole
What’s up with Carson becks butthole eyes.
Why isn't this team ranked again?
Which college has the cutest coeds?
>>144864398shit teams
If she follows Old Row on instagram, she's a worthless whore
>>144864401Bangor Tech
>>144864380Tis merely Iowa. :)
Rutgers is gonna win
>>144864390It's a cheese and marinara casserole. You can't eat that shit without a fork and a plate
>>144864401Arizona State is tied with Colorado
>>144864398I squinted very hard and didn't see a p4 team
>>144864362aren't all fleshlights personal?
>>144864401Probably arizona
>>144864380Pretty good. Gonna milk the wife’s bull at halftime so I might be late. Go Bucks!
Is Tennessee actually good this year?
Welp the anOSU game is over alreadyYour school?Your oshi?Your Blue Archive studentwife?CAPTCHA: KMSTW
>>144864401If you have yellow fever, it's UCLA. If you're normal, it's UT Austin. Lower ranked shchools have too many skanks. Better schools have too many beat nerds.
>>144864341IAYC :^)
BlowGuy-o State in shambles
ive had fungus toenails for 15 yars and just now seeing ads with women moaning about itdoctor told me to put vaporrub menthol shit on it for a year and its too much workoh well
>>144864469They may have the 2 best QBs of the country on their roster
>>144864474>Blue ArchiveNikke mogs, and I choose Dwife
This Seth Myers Northwestern commercial has turned me into a Northwestern hater.
>>144864436Not all
>>144864436>never went to college and used the communal fleshlight Grim
>>144864469They're going to get bent over by Alabama and Georgia like always + lose a game they should win probably Kentucky or some shit
>>144864495Cuz women are in manufacturing jobs now that's why they are getting it.
I’m sweaty
>>144864519Northwestern produces hundreds of smug media liberals. You should have always hated them.
I've never watched cfb but I'm bored and my sister in law loves Auburn. Are they even good? Every time I watch them they're always losing
>>144864498Thats Texas, you dumb kraut
>>144864512Bros is he allowed to post this?
>>144864398Polls don't want to rank them or Navy because you can't promote them or their offense to HS kids.
>>144864536Are they barefoot or some shit?
Was that Suh? Better throw a flag
Nice tuddy, but our OL still looks mid.I want Sam Pittman/Matt Luke back in Athens
Is Tulane going to score 100 points?
Why is Ohio state wearing what looks like Arizona cardinals alt unis?
>>144864563Please, PLEASE take Pittman away from Arkansas. We need a better head coach.
For me it is the Auburn Tigers, the best college football team.
>>144864549>mun Babby Manninglmao
>>144864577dunno if theres enough time remaining for them to do it
>>144864536>nowNever heard of Rosie the Riveter? My granny worked in an electrical shop for 40 years.
>>144864594Past his peak Gus Bus is your ceiling.
Name a cuter player. You literally cannot.
Thorne looks good, wtf is Auburn fags crying about
>>144864596They don't look like it
Deion Bros, do we have this game today??
>>144864612Sucking the men dry isn’t exactly “work” anon
>>144864631he was horrible in the Cal game
Raiola seems so relaxed when he's playing.
>>144864612She never did any work, though. That was a made up story by the jews.
>>144864593Some schools have to attract recruits with alt unis because they don't have enough history or tradition to stand on their ownLike, which Ohio state university is this anyway?
>>144864594I would happily take him off your hands anon. Always wondered what his OL with Monken's system would look like
>>144864630probably someone who isn’t a monkey-looking negro tbqh
Arbys has the beef
fuck you Buddy you fag god i hate these ads
>>144864645Sex work is real workIt is also rape
>>144864661Didn’t she quit after like 3 days because it was too hard
>>144864329>>144864334Based retard reffie
>>144864679You sound like the mole in the South Park movie
>>144864692>willingly sell your body>rape??????????????????
>>144864656too relaxed, too many passes behind his receiversgood for drawing dpi i guess but the kid needs to lay off the xan
Indiana is back.
>>144864692Very important informationNever spend too much on your escort because she won't enjoy any of it anyway
>>144864692I’m a democrat and even I think giving women the right to vote was a mistake.
Gonna watch Talledega, all these games already look like they're over.
>>144864645>>144864661Woman manufactured everything during WW2. You might disagree. You might even have some evidence to the contrary. But you have to ask yourself: is this really worth losing my job over? Woman manufactured everything during WW2.
>Last Play: Jalen Kitna pass incompleteDidnt they drop the charges against this guy?
>college kickers
>college kickers Iowa is up shit creek if their kickers are failing
>college "kickers"
Am I a fool for thinking Arkansas can cover 14
It's so fucking over Bamanons....
I think he took some kind of plea deal that kept him off the pedo list
Tulane just scored again. 71 points with 7 minutes remaining
>>144864722True. He does seem lackadaisical, his dropback is really slow.
>>144864781Cover? They're not even gonna win
>>144863759>t. rabbi noseowitzblatare we deploying to the southern border? Why would I care about Israel's borders more than the US?
>>144864751I'm weak to cute black girls. Do you know her name?
>Auburn playcalling Lmao
>>144864810Uh anon. You can cover the spread and lose.
>>144864798>UAB has to play Army next weeklmfao
>>144864792I have the same signs
I'm dead fucking serious, I don't care how bad Nebraska may be this year, I've seen enough. Raiola is the best QB in the country
>>144864816Can you faggots go 5 seconds without thinking about Jews? This is a college football thread, Cletus
>>144864818SARS PLS
I had a dream I turned falls creek camp into the Christian Taliban again go pokes
>nebraska punter ded
>Clowns McGoof
>>144864645>>144864661Can it, chuds. Not the women's fault all you men left and the women had to build America.
>>144864793For>>144864754
nebraska punter BFTO
>>144864826I read Alabama, not Arkansas. Might need to lay off the beers for a bit :(
Yeah he is kill
Literally me
>>144864851>IMBFWhat a bizarre combo, does it even exist? I'm white as snow my friend.
>>144864877Literally me
How do I get out of Jury Duty?
>>144864847Oh, a college football thread - hence the military recruiting post. Makes total sense. kys
>>144864847>deflectI promise the US would have no military recruiting issue if they announced open season on all beaners crossing the border and an expeditionary force into Mexico to slot all cartel members
Maybe georgia is just not very good without Bowers and Ladd
>>144864903Say something racist or just claim you are a convicted felon
>>144864818Where I found herhttps://vidafashionista.com/diy-rosie-the-riveter/
Ohio State needs to burn this turf before someone gets Thiesmann’ed
HOOSIER DADDY
>>144864903Call somebody a nigger
>>144864877Literally you >>144864901
Which school has the cutest black girls?
University of Absolute Bitches
>>144864926So if I loudly complain about how the justice system is controlled by jews or something I'll get out?
>>144864928She's wife material for sure.
\(◉‿◉)/
>>144864903>>144864903say that you already think the defendant is guilty and nothing you will see in the trial will change your mind.
>>144864912>kyslol, look at this lil edgelord
>>144864903Claim to be prejudiced against all races
>>144864942only black college girl i met was from Vanderbilt and she was qt
Will Nebraska choke this time too?
>>144864751They didn't, its comical to pretend they did. And once the war was over they immediately all got pregnant and became housewives and we had our last baby boom
the announcers on the bama vandy game are fucking insufferable worse than verne and gary
>>144864903What if you get the diddy trial
>>144864972Not an argument
>>144864954You might be located in the courthouse for convenient arrest on disorderly conduct
>>144864937
>>144864999They did tho and kept US military industry running. They are the reason you won against the japanese in the pacific
>>144864937That's a man
>>144864995if they cant stop the run, yup
>>144864937Based basketball school poster
>>144865012>YOU MUST ADHERE TO THE SACRED RULES OF MUH EBIN INTERNET DEBATE
>cleaning lady is secretly a super investigative geniusThey are really running out of ideas for these cop shows
How many biological women do you think have ever posted in /cfb/? can't imagine it's even in the double digits. Crazy how you take two steps off the beaten path of the internet and women disappear
the Nebraska Blackshirts defense
>>144864398Those teams are all dogshit
>pooAB
>Auburn coach mumbling Is he drunk or something?
>>144864937For me it's Luca Fickell
>>144865059Literally zero>nebrasska
What’s it like to get arrested?
>>144865069did Tulane score again?
>>144863744Based /heem/ster I'm 10x more interested in UFC these days than CFB
>>144865059I went to a high school football game last night and got physically distracted at the sight of attractive young women.
>>144865067so is your opinion
>>144865059I’d say some female marketing employee for some brand has posted here. 4chan is eat up with astroturf marketing bullshit.
>>144865038And why the Soviets beat you. It's comical. American Women took down two empires.
UH OH DAWGSISTERS
go for it rutgers
>>144865073Sark moment >>144865087I've never been arrested and don't plan to. I want absolutely nothing to do with cops, courts, and jail. I've seen my sister go through that and it's a massive pain in the ass. Yeah, I think it's easier to just follow the law.
lmao cute fake Buttgers
>>144865087Embarrassing. You can see why nogs get themselves in trouble because your natural instinct is to fight being restrained.
Why are there so many Australian punters?
>>144865059I let my gf post pro auburn messages in my absence
>Shittiana
rutgers should have just run a normal play
>>144865038Some women did but it's not like every guy was drafted lin the USA ike Germany
>>144865087not too bad actually it makes for a fun story later, granted i've only been to jail not prison so i can imagine a felony arrest would be completely different
>>144865067and that's why army has beaten them all by 3 scores and each game has been over at halftimethat's what good teams do, so why the fuck isn't army ranked?
>>144865059My sister has posted here before
>>144865141She posted her star fish one time.
>>144865166*my star fishq
>>144865137Punters are almost all white and Australians are the last white chads
bamas d looks like fucking shit. vandy just running it down their throat
Auburn will win
>>144865087Kinda fun, nogs are so dramatic especially when they don't even have nothing to lose. Drunk tank is boring af
>>144865164Nobody will believe me but Hailey Van Lith is my cousin and I hate it. I have seen her underaged body naked so that's a plus
>>144865155there were about 15 million US men occupied in the war over all and as many jobs were taken over by women. Keeping the industry running in contrast to japan and also later germany was the key that made the allies win ww2.
cute
>>144865092Why I see pretty girls I don't even get attracted anymore desu. I just get disgusted and angry. I think it's over for me
BAMA TIDE BROS? We look flat and uninspired
Dudes knee was put of bounds what horseshit
Apologize
>Setup fake punt>Succeed >Your coach calls a timeout just before the play starts>Cancels out the gainJust Iowa things.
>icing your own successful fakeTime to send Kirk to the retirement home.
>>144865212How do you end up seeing your cousin naked
>>144865228That’s how I get watching porn now. Just angry and bitter.
>>144865258lmfao
>>144865245still hungover from uga? didnt take vandy srs? they look like pure shit.
Another great throw by Raiola.
Ferentz is embarrassing
that was the most iowa thing i've seen this year
>>144865212What’s she like
At my workplace, all of the higher-level management are men. Most of the women are entry-level workers with very little desire for advancement. Literally the definition of "happy to be there and collect a paycheck".
>>144865179I gooned to you bro.
>>144865278sleepovers with your cousins. My dad always filled the bathtub only ones and we were in there with 6 kids.
Ferentz being a head coach for 25+ years is one of the ultimate grifts
>>144865258>>144865264So fucking glad I'm not watchingChrist
>>144865212Why do you hate it?
>>144865279nta, but just 2D shit. It's much better IMO, especially futas.
>>144865324You say that like Iowa would be better without him
Raiola is so good
Ugga looking as tired as me
>>144865362People said this about Hayden Fry
>>144865278I'm in my 30s and she's barely in her 20s>>144865298Typical zoomie girl. Take that how you want
>>144865336kinda gay anon
>>144865324I genuinely feel sorry for Iowa fans
>>144865251>raped as a child>goes to pedo stateIs this like some Stockholm syndrome bullshit
>>144865258
>>144865362Hey Bri
>>144865380Not really as they're literally just 2D animated women, but have a huge cock. I find men sexually revolting.
COVER THE FUCKING BALL YOU DUNCE
>>144865379>I'm in my 30s and she's barely in her 20sOk? Does that mean you saw her running around naked during diaper changes or what
>>144865398Wow that's cornfed right there
>>144865407Get some help
What the fuck is going on with Vandy today
no one is paying attention but mildew just threw a pick-6 to vandy
Wtf does the SEC do if Bama and Georgia both lose today? Is Tennessee their only hope?
What is red crosses donation to admin keep ratio?
>>144865405Kek
>>144865422I'm not going to explain my family dynamic but she stayed at my parents house a lot
>>144865437I'll pass
>not even trusting college kickersGOOOOOO BIIIIIIIIG REEEEEDDDD
>>144865442c-can they do it!?
>>144865442That's the sign of a quality QB, you bigot
Based vandy
Ohio State can barely beat Iowa and they really think they can beat an SEC team? They'll coast to playoff birth and then proceed to get BTFO by the first SEC team they play. You know, like every year.
>>144865457Hi Kliff
>every first down>wipe finger across nose>point forwardholy shit bro fucking hype
Vandy loses by 1
that referee got beamed up to the mother ship
The absolute state of Alabama
>>144865442>College kickers
Is it too soon to take victory laps?
Mizzoubros...:-(
Pavia should run onto the field and slam Milroe into the gound
>>144865379Can you beat her in basketball?
>>144865500Every incomplete pass. Do the car seat lock thing. No one is original anymore.
>>144865496Who the fuck is Kliff or even names their kid that?
>>144865494the final score will be 30+ to sub 10
Is a team ever going to score 100 points again?
>>144865517yes you retard
Red balloons in the wind, very disturbing
>flea flicker into a 5 yard overthrow Oh Iowa you’re a gem
>>144864877He looks so comfy and happy. It almost makes me wish I'd been born in the south.
>>144865535His middle name is Keith. His parents hated blacks.
>kirby
How can one QB be so based?
Gaylem DeWhore
Why does Kirby Smart always look like he's about to pop?
>>144865552No because the media would cry and whine about the poor sportsmanship and no coach wants to deal with that shit.
>>144865532Probably. She isn't super good or anything, she's a much better shooter than I am but your average male understands how to navigate a screen against a good ball handler. I even told her this was the reason Clark keeps shitting on her, it's not Clark's handling, it's Hailey's understanding of how screens work.
>>144865552who was the last fbs team to score 100 pts in a game?
>>144864071
ATM
Covering the spread vs Alabama will save Candy’s coaches job.
>>144865442>_ _ _ _ _ QBs
Ohio State’s passing defense is ass. What’s the point of bringing up a DC from the turbo-autist passing conference if he can’t defend the pass?
I bet two full weeks of my salary on Nebraska today. Bout to be rich af
I’ll restate my previous comments. SEC has 2 elite teams every year and the rest are garbage. SEC had a losing OOC record against P4 schools this year.
>>144865640They're selling out to stop the run.
based thief and the cobbler reference
>>144865552>>144865613South Alabama could've earlier in the season but they basically just got tired of scoring and wanted to get the game over with. I think they even ended it early
>>144865650Fucking based
vandybros...
Jesus H Christ on a pogo stick
buttgers bros we are so back
>>144865644Wow, you might break into 4 digits today
Texas is the real #1. Alabama and Shitroe are fucking frauds.
>>144865650truth
I dozed off in the first quarter of the first quarter of the tOSU game and just woke up and it's still 7-0. B1G football is comfy
>>144865670>I think they even ended it earlydid they?
>>144865650>can’t stop thinking about that SEC swinging dickMany such cases.
Gaylem is pretty good at playing from behind
It's time for the two-minute notice /cfb/.
>quinshon>treveyon
>blatant holding on the sweep>no callGoddamn, they don't attempt to act like they're not rigging this game against Iowa.
>Kamala is for they/themKek
>>144865733>Auburn majoretteshnnng
>UGA can’t stop a 3 man rush from Auburn Tennessee is going to wreck this o line
>>144865650Vanderbilt, and who's the second?
When is Georgia gonna look legit against a team that isn't a G5 cupcake or Clempus?
>kamala will give illegal aliens transgender surgerieswhy is there /pol/ shitposting on your natinal tv america?
>>144865245Bama got gifted a big league vs Georgia and still almost blew it, overrated team
>>144863733This Vandy game is an obvious cocktease, Bama’s winning by 5 TDs
The Savannah bananas are coming to my townAre they any good?
>>14486576830 days out from erection day
>>144865768It's worse on the radio.
>>144865797I listen to Dan Bongino every day
>>144865768lol I couldn't believe that commercial was on TV when I first saw it>she's for they/them not you
>>144865755Our OL raped pretty much the same UTK DL in Neyland last season
>>144865768I like the one where school nurses will cut the dicks off of little boys and send them back home as girls.
>>144865813It’s not wrong
>>144865789They're a great show to see once
>>144865768My favorite one is "Kamala is for they/them, Trump is for you" kek
I will never not think "Virgins" when I see vandy's helmets
>>144865759miss st
>>144865789Tickets are expensive as all hell, like $200 or something. Fuck that shit.
>>144865768are you denying it's true?
why are all the good teams struggling this weekend?
Ohio State shouldn't pass the rest of the game
>>144865650SEChuds...
>>144865858Army & Navy won in blowouts. What are you talking about?
>>144865858>good teams
>>144865858maybe they arent good?
>>144865858College football be like that some weeks
>black little mermaidDisgusting
>>144865858Playoff is now 3-4 games so there's no need to overexert with meme blowouts
>>144865853i don't even know what it is supposed to say. Why are they talking about fucking aliens and who cares about trans people when the middle east is about to blow up and there is still puting atacking ukraine.
>>144865858There are exactly three non-fraudulent good teams and none of them are/were/will struggle>Texas>anOSU>Tennessee
oklahoma state fucking STINKS
>>144865683Tulane @ UAB?
>>144865858Zoomers make the shittiest athlete's to date in all of recorded history. No team is sound, no team is solid, they're ALL frauds. >except the sooners
Damn that NC state QB pronounced dead at the hospital
>>144865910Ohio State is a schedule baby fraud, like every year. They're getting BTFO by whatever SEC team they play in the playoffs.
>rutgers
Lulz
Of all things, illegal numbering?
>>144865919Yeah, the sooners are solid shit
>>144865952I don't understand that shit and the swapping numbers midgame stuff at all
>>144865897you're gay
>1:30 left in the half>run play>timeout >commercial >run another play and burn four seconds>timeout >commercial Please stop
>>144865915
I think the sooners suck and their fans are gay
Ima a reffie
Bussy
Oklahoma's cultural history is basically repressed homosexuality
>>144865897stomping out degeneracy is far more important than whatever war of the decade is going on in the middle east and we're not europoors so ukraine means absolutely nothing to us besides wasted tax money, but to explain kamala is on record for saying she supports giving free dick chopping off surgery to prisoners and illegal border hoppers
new>>144866016>>144866016>>144866016
>>144866028Cum too soon
>>144865919I live in norman and literally no one thinks that this year, also half our stars are out for the season and we have a freshman qb who is going to get killed for trying to run all the time (in the SEC). also parking gets worse every year but holy shit this first SEC year is MISERABLE
>>144865986Gotta milk those advertising dollars. CFB is all about the money these days
>>144866028and?t. Texan
>>144865897Aliens refers to illegal migrants. The border has been open the past 4 years, nearly 12 million have crossed and been allowed residence and they are being transported, housed, fed, by American taxpayers dollars. America also found out this week our emergency disaster relief fund has no money bc it given to illegals, tons of towns have been leveled by flash floods and .gov is only giving those residents $700 which is what an illegal alien gets in a week. People are pissed.
>>144865986It just makes me laugh. It's such blatant kikery that it's almost based
>>144865897>Ukraine, Israel and the Middle EastUnironically not my problem
>>144865768You'd be surprised at how mainstream /pol/ shitposting has become among the public. Pretty much every American has at least one qanon in their extended family
>>144866046I know im just havin a laff
>BUTTGERS
