Top of the 3rd, Tied 3-3
doyers!
ohtani
first for ohtani is gay
DOYERSDOYERSDOYERS
doyerswhat part of la are you from?
>>144875375Dodgerfilms? based i miss his game vlogs so much
>>144875353Dads still got this. For LA fans tying a post-season game is like winning the world series.
>>144875353DOYERS
NIPPON LIVE REACTION:https://x.com/search?q=大谷&src=typed_query&f=live
It pains me that Ohtani chose the Dodgers over my Jints but I can't blame him one bit
>>144875392/sgv/ heredat ohtani bat drop was kino
The post ending in 21 decides the final score of the game.
>>144875392San Luis Obispo
>>144875353Shit teams
>>144875397for the padres this is their WS tho
Hey Siri how many World Series have the stinky poopoo caca piss and shit Padres won
>>144875397 cope harder
Okay cease. You now learned your lesson to not walk people and let Barry bonds chinktahni to nuke off yah. Lesson learned.
>>144875394ye
Ohtani>JudgeAL exposed yet again
Make another shitty rap song again fucking poodrepacos
>>144875414Six years of pent up rage from his time on the angels channeled into that bat flip
just popped open a bottle of charles shwab.. things are lookin' good boys.
>>144875392SCV
>>144875361>>144875366retards this is the playoffs get it together
Othani is made in Korea
>>144875353Otahni needs to get drilled on his next at bat for pimping it
>>144875394It's such a shame they made him unable to continue. He'd have become more popular than Hample by now.
>tatis the PED dodger stadium killerDinger incoming
>Yamamoto proceeds to tighten upShame
Death to all my haters
KINO GAME SO FAR AND ITS ONLY THE 3RD
>>144875461Tatis would be hit every game if people still did that.
>>144875409Thank you.
>>144875461He already self yeeted a ball into his own knee
ohtani needs to pitch every game if he actually wants to win nobody else has dawg
>>144875461Anyone who hits Ohtani gets publicly executed mid game
>>144875469dodgers will find a way
>>144875464He would be absolutely massive by now, especially with the seager/bellinger teams and now with ohtani
>>144875459My bad, wasn't expecting Mexicobro to post one
>>144875392San Bernardino
Good leather from Lux there
>>144875409This is neat
coping hard wanted ohtani for the cusb so bad bros
when are the Giants playing
>>144875353shit teams
>>144875392South LA checking in
THAT WAS TOO CLOSE
if ohtani doesn't perform and they lose>kek sucktaniif ohtani does perform and they lose>kek tungsten armif doyers somehow beat the padres (they won't)>kek they're getting swept by Phillies
>all those empty seats
damn i thought that was gone, especially with the doyerpacos calling him a culero
>>144875392San Fernando Valley reporting in
>>144875520He was never going anywhere else than LAD. Anyone with a brain knew this.
>>144875529Kek
>>144875409lel
that shit jap thought that one was gone too kek he was about to sudoku
>>144875481San Diego Chargers and vs Oakland Raiders was pure rivalry kino.
Yamamato looked fucking terrified on that fly out
Not this time Macucko!
Dead balls
kek machimpo thought he hit another dinger
>>144875409cute
>>144875409I'm just getting a generic X page asking me to log in
>>144875540>phillies>he doesn't know about the meme magic that comes with beating the broors in the postseason
>yamamoto reactionlmfao
>>144875392>>144875504Also San Bernadino. But I'm an Angels fan
>>144875580Blame Elon for fucking up Twitter.
Ohtani is so fucking good. I hate that he's a Doyer so I have to hate him.
>>144875552Still cracks me up that jays fans thought he actually was considering going to their shitty excuse for a ballclub
Why hasn't Ohtani been pitching this season?
>>144875552The whole "ohtani is flying to toronto" arc was funny looking back
outside
oh look swede made it to the game
Least FS shows the cuties in the stadium
>>144875617pee pee poo poo hat store
>>144875617My Padgers! :)
>>144875612he's recovering from an injury
>>144875617It's called a souvenir bucko
>>144875392Fremont
Why did they start Yamamoto in game 1? Is he really their best starting pitcher?
I hate the poodres so much it's unreal
every time i flip to the stankees game its in commercialfuck sake
>>144875641no one cares doyerpaco
not a strike pacos
stinky yamamoto
>>144875392Huntington Park here
I feel like Yamamoto was a bad signing. They shoulda shoved the money at Nola.
can anybody stop the dodgers from winning the next 5 world series?
>>144875617tbf i also own hats for teams other than my own. They're fun to collect
pop out incoming bogey fucking sucks biggest waste of money in the history of currency
>>144875604>>144875613Toronto has to be the most delusional city in the majors. Their population is like 50% expat jeets and they’re still somehow convinced they’re culturally relevant. Simply bizarre.
>Dave Roberts chimping out
>>144875659I hate the Vagiants and FAGGOTbacks. The Poodres are just the Poodres to me.
>Padres wear brown I see what they did there.
>>144875666Umpies 100% right 100% of the time, and 100% undefeated.
c'mon yamamoto you shitter
god damn it
>YAMAHOMO
It's over. Ohtani can't knock in enough runs to beat them
Going to In-N-Out Burger. You guys want anything?
Revenge for Pearl Harbor
>poopamoto>teoscshit>doggie dooskek!
yamamoto is just the worst
My lord, your men are fleeing the battlefield! A shamefur dispray!
What is that fucking fielding Dodgers
Doyers... come out and play!
this chink pitcher fucking blows
>>144875691I'd rather the Red Sox have kept him than signed Story
It's goerpardes won
Doyerfans forgot it was only the 2nd inning
FUUUUUCK(this games gonna be kino)
We back, baby. X gonna give it to yah.
>>144875733screenshotted
>TeoscarHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
kek yamapoopoo
>yamashitoteobros.....
Bogaerts Redemption
>gay oscar hernandez
Why the fuck don't they let ohtani pitch
>kerblamamoto
kek doggie doos
i hate the dodgers
>>144875691KEK
NOT SO FAST DOYERS!!!!
>>144875741Teo's always been shit in the outfield>bullpen up already
Yamamoto can't finish anyone off
why did he slide wtf? completely unnecessary
yamamoto is the new kerchoke...
He can't do it all himself
Let Ohtani pitch, bat, and be the coach. Other doyers are useless without him
Someone link me plz
>b-but he pitched good in the dead ball era NPB and in the meme WBC surely he must be elite!kek! KEK!
>nip pitching
That fucking missed strike call. Fuck the umps
Teo is such a liability defensively. Fuck.
>>144875807steameast
peff jassan
>>144875805He actually probably can, he's god-tier.
yamamoto looks like he's having some big time panic attacks
>>144875683Fine for me, took the buffalos out of contentionunfortunately now its OOPS ALL HAWKS>>144875687same, they are good keepsakes and some of the special designs/logos are cool. I'm cleveland fan but I like the win twins logo and have a hat with it on there.Also, you can more easily get practice balls if you show up early to the game wearing the away team's hat.
>>144875805the lineup is taking good at bats
>>144875817Yeah it really hurt. +2 runs for Padres on one pitch
>>144875807
>>144875807vipbox brotha
Ugh worst time for Croney to be slumping. Easy out basically. I still believe in the cronezone
this game is certified fuckin' kino'nuff said!
Real thread>>144875357>>144875357>>144875357
>>144875817kek umpchads own you gooks
These Scotts ads are fucking racist. How is this allowed?
Fuck you Yamamoto
>>144875852lol only losers blame the based umps.
>>144875835that's why I don't want him back, plus all the strikeouts
>>144875867real GAY thread
>>144875845Based Jeff. All Padres fans need to go fuck themselves
>>144875805A 3 run homer is a fucking gift.
>>144875857
ohtani recruited yamamoto so it's his fault
>>144875805Majestic
>>144875734Number 3 with onions
who did he pick?
Classic Teo. Welcome back to Toronto next year.
>>144875880The accent is absolutely fucking horrendous lol.
ohtani will hit another dinger two PAs from nowcheck em
Do you start the Bullpen or send out Yamamoto for 1 more inning?
>>144875805That's the most emotion I've seen from a Dodger in October since Scherzer in game 5 against the gayants
I remember seeing someone during Yamamoto free agency say he's worth $660 million lol
>>144875906he's betting his own money now, so it doesn't matter
freddie :)
freddie already doing better than last year :)
>>144875936No pitcher is worth that much money.
>>144875936
freddie! :0
freddy :-)
Freddie Freeman is a Dodger
Freddie :)
Well >my Jap pitcher doesn't falter when faced with adversity unliked the unhonorable weak minded Jap that I won't even name
>>144875845Holy based
Freddie is a fucking warrior
doyers will win in 5they have too much fiyahpower
FREDDIE STEALMAN
This team really is gonna get carried by Ohtani and an injured Freeman
>Stealing on a busted footThis team is so hungry for a dub
What's the best baseball game out right now? Is the only option The Show? I remember playing the 2008 version as a kid, that and MVP Baseball 2004
FREDDIE GOT DINGERED
holy fuck freddie
S T O L E N my word!
How come the city of San Diego hasn’t won a championship ever in any sport?
wew fucking lad
>>144876009yeah carried to the offseason
>my ankle hurts!>steals anywaysbased
>these are peoplewise words
FREDDDIEEE
>stat padding a meaningless homer in a 10-3 lossohtaniesquethat's why he's da unicorn
Freedie Freeman what the fuck? Does he want to win or something?
That was reckless
L pants
kek so glad we didn't bring Teo back so he could fuck the Dodgers like this
>>144876016powerpros wbsc ebaseball
Freddie looks like hes sluggish but still giving so much heart wow
>>144876037Didn’t ask poodrepaco
Fucking madman
>these are people first>which is why we're risking his health
FREDDIES GOT THAT DAWG
he's out as fuck
>>144876071yeah if he wants to do that bitch
>He has an injured foot and he does that
OUT AND A BROKEN LEG
>>144876045reckless?
He’s safe. But damn that’s gonna hurt him in the long run
>um you slipped off for .00001 seconds so you're out!this is not in the spirit of replay reviews, fuck off
he's out and done for
SAFE
>umpball
>>144876016The show is pretty fun, I got for free on PS through their monthly games last month.
>>144876091he'll have the entire offseason to rest up and heal
>all these retards thought he was out
Safe baybee.
CHAD FREDDIE
FREEMAN IS SAFU
>>144876055How is that shit $1? I looked up the gameplay for it and it looks fun for the money
>>144876083Your job as a manager is to not be a pushover little bitch who lets your players do whatever they want
>get fucked Padres
>>144876091Roberts gonna have words after this inning
STREAMEAST DED
>>144876077I'm sorry about your blindness condition
>he's safe
this is crazy, I've watched the replay crew get 3 calls wrong today. although this one was the most legit
>ruling standsfreddie freemason wins again
REMEMBER ESPEE
>>144876122>>144876124>>144876129>>144876136PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
Joe Davis is ________
>>144876131maybe it has ingame purchasesstill, powerpro, despite being >konami, probably has more respectto maintain or somethign
>Freddie busted his ass only for the RISP Dodgers to show upTough break homie
>>144876139roberts doesn't control the team
>>144876016The Show is the most complete game. It is very fun though, whether you want to do RTTS and self insert as a baseball god or play online with your dream roster, or just collect players. There's a good amount of stuff to do.
gimme the penis and free my soulI wanna get lost in your cock and balls and drift away
>>144875847Well going from either to the 1 or 2 best pitcher in NPB to a middle of the road pitcher in MLB probably is mind breaking
>>144876131it's just a multiplayer mode pretty much super fun, but the japanese players online will likely destroy you. it's amazing to play against friends
>>144876178not after this season lmao
>>144876171da goat
>>144876142YouTube tv is working
>>144876171BACK AT THE WALL
>>144875842Dead
I'm gay
I follow all my MLB games on the Gameday page on mlb.com
>>144876214not joe davis
>>144876229We know.
Game is free on foxsports btw
>>144876222im literally watching it there right now
>>144876171GoodAs a Giants fan I hated him because the only time I heard him was in Dodgers highlights. But then I heard him call some MLB playoffs and I started liking him a lot. I also like him calling NFL games
this is shaping up to be the longest game of the year, they're only 2.2 innings through lmao
>>144876229
fucking >RISPgers
a battle of shitty pitching
Doyers gonna doy
dylan cease is one handsome mofo
>>144876171i don't mind him, but i don't like it when he tries to yell or sound excited. He seems like the kind of person who doesn't raise their voice often .
LOBDOGGIES
I get to watch college football and playoff baseball and UFC with my /sp/ friends :)
>>144876229consider electric shock therapy
>>144876229Padres?
*joins thread*
>72 pitches
Yamamoto better be committing sudoku in the clubhouse rn
broke his leg just to get rispd
>>144876279I wonder if he modeled his look off of Sheriff Bullock
>Bullpen already
>>144876262yeah, the more you hear him the more you understand his rise to prominence.
>>144876171why is Joe Davis doing the game isn't he bias
>>144876229repent
This shit reminds me why the Dodgers are shit in the postseason. They got no situational hitting. Don't know how to move runners over, score runs the old school way instead of relying on some long ball homer. Fuck baseball. I'm not watching this meme fest.
Cease is...... Surviving. Barely. But surviving. Give us 3 more inning, buddy.
>>144876301nice heem by buckley
>>144876229Padres fan btw
i doubt howie mandel is that excited about sketchers, come the fuck on
Imagine if we had Mike Imanaga II instead...
>>144876279fun fact about dylan....he's a big frisbee golfer and he's not even a baseball fan, he's just really good at it
>>144876328i thought he was going for the tom selleck look before he showed up with the soul patch
>>144876301And MotoGP after this game :)
>>144876315Padres fans are more invested in the dodgers losing than they are in the Padres winning. Absolutely embarrassing little bro behavior
I hope Jeff Passan gets brain cancer
>yamamoto replaced
Padres are pussies. Why are you not letting people from LA County buy tickets to your playoff games? What are you guys afraid of? lmao losers
>>144876378No homo, but that's a pretty nice ass on the right. Guy on the left can fuck off though
>>144876446Poor thing would starve
>>144876446kek seethe poodrepaco
>>144876467Nigga u r gay
>>144876446>average assblasted padrito fan
>>144876472kek
>>144876301Vandy.
muncy pitches now?
>>144876444Gotta settle down with their cringe raps and omg 2022 NLDS choke. At least let's win a whole chippy before we can bark.
>>144876467no homo-er, thats the definition of gay
>>144876446>>144876472
>>144876464San Diego didn't become America's Finest city by letting a bunch of filthy LA niggers in
daaaaa wankees win
>Going to the bullpen alreadyDoyerpacobros, I don't feel so good.
So many injuries
wtf is happening
STOP THE COUNT
>>144876464you smelly pacos couldn't even sell out your own stadium kek
>>144876555smoke break.
>>144876464I'm a neutral fan and its based to be honest. Why the fuck would you want people from LA coming to San Diego? It just causes an unnecessary headache
kek perro caca
POST A VIDEO OF THE PERSON ON THE FIELD WHEN YOU FIND IT
>>144876446never seen a man more reliant on his hair to look essentially human
>>144876547I miss River Ryans.
well fuck, maybe next game
It's going to be a Yankees vs. Rodgers WS isn't it?
>>144876229Just like my islanders
>>144876464You guys blocked San Francisco 49er fans from buying tickets at sofi. And they still showed up to sofi lol>https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/rams/2022/01/24/rams-alter-ticket-policy-block-49-ers-fans/9201036002/
san diego loves the dodgers!
>>144876511kek, like punching a yogibo
Ohtani can't win with these cats
Is there a streaker on the field?
>>144876547That's rough.
>>144876547>be pitched>named glass nowoh come on who the fuck writes this shit
what the fuck is going on
>>144876511why are nfl fans so fat?
>>144876472
>>144876627LA doesn’t care about the rams. Its all Raiders and Niners fans
>>144876627It's an NFL thing, you wouldn't understand
Is Freddie okay?
>>144876547do you think maybe its not random? rhetorical question
lets root for those padrays
>>144876654I dunno but its ever-present.
Higgy SLAP
what's everyones issue with passan. he always seemed like the only non shit baseball journo
>>144876627>rams think the niners fans who go to games at sofi are from the bayare they stupid? those are all mexicans who are used to playoff failure because they follow the dodgers too
>>144876652Yamamoto stabbed himself.
justin turner would’ve caught that ball
i swear this brasier guy sold me new tires today no way he's pitching
Teoscar with zero fucking hustle. Fuck that guy
>>144876693LA is going to let them keep on running until they reach a battleground state.
Doggies are fucked.
If Muncy wasn't so fat he'd get that out
shioka really knows how to pull the ball
chadgasioka
>>144876733isn't he still supposed to have the self honour to wait until he's at a creek somewhere later tonight ffs?
>>144876743genuinely weird to see Turner on the mariners ttbqhwy
>>144876711padRAYngers still the reigning champs
Some dude hopped over the fence and got tackled by security in like 20 seconds.
>torn esophagus
>>144876777I hope Turner retires and becomes our manager next season.
>>144876711manfred is a douche>>144876733オッナブルな数独
Tatis Jr bomb please.
>>144876654because NFL players are fat as fuck
>>144876727he deliberately tried to extend the labor shortage by individually calling players on the union leadership committee to convince them not to vote to approve the deal from the owners. he should be banned from baseball.
>>144876792lel
>>144876793I bet it was from screaming
WHERE'S THE SAILOR MOON POSTER, WE NEED HER.
>>144876711
>>144876800nah you are
>>144876792it was two mexicans that rushed the field
>doyer pitching injury factoryhmm..
>>144876811I’m too demoralized desu
>>144876832their landscaper instincts probably kicked in when they spotted a bit of unkempt grass
anyone else a 2020 lifelong dodger oldcum here?
>>144876843amazing how they rushed up our pitching prospects just to injure them and ruin their careers Fuck you mark prior
Oof dodgers looking like ass huh? No one is going to be able to stop us eh?
Okie everyone just pop out and keep Risping so the game goes fast.
>>144876855welcome to postseason doyer baseball
>OHTANI DUE UP 4TH GUYS OMGSeriously?
>>144876806kek lick those boots boy
>>144876855WHEN WE'RE BEHIND, YOU NEED TO POST TO RALLY US.
>>144876843>season ending blowjob
>>144876857
>>1448768612017 oldcrust here. i miss bellinger and seager and puig :(
>>144876886She wouldn't stop sucking...
>>144876832I wonder what the punishment is for that. Night in the slammer or just told to go home?
>>144876875oVERRATEDtani.
>>144876832Yer kiddin me
>>1448768612018 primordial fag here.....I saw the dark times....
>>144876806he supported people getting paid?
>>144876923banned from all MLB games for life
>>144876843I miss Rick Honeycutt.
>>144876832Those dudes don't look like they coulda rushed anywhere anyway
CMON DODGERS!
>>144876866I wouldn't be so sure about that
>>144876875This is Ohtani's game now. We just have to accept it. They should just rename it to Ohtaniball
>>144876923criminal trespass, probably night in jail, then like 10k in fines to avoid longer jail. also banned from every MLB park for life
>>144876935Oh damn.
>>144876935impossible to enforce that lol
>>144876727He was calling for teams to change their "bad" names but not the Chiefs.
Can we just start the Subway World Series already?
>>144876932players already make more money in 1 year than you will see in your lifetime. both players and the owners are greedy fucks to be honest.
Hit a bunt
Ohtaniwatch is realYou just have to assess the damage after its done
dang ol' fuckin SNEED
WHAT A BUNT
mets
>Edman's walkup song is by Tame Impala
>>144876855It's a 2 run game and the offense is looking somewhat sharp, plus Ohtani is hyped up. Have more faith in your team
Good bunt
HOLY FUCK DOYERS BUNT???? DOYERS SMALL BALL??? WTF IS HAPPENING!!!!!!
buntGODS
>>144876975San Diego doesn't have a subway.
>>144876792thats our ippei!
Sneaky lil bunt
get on base for ohtani you dummies
BUNT CHADS RISE UP
BUNTMAN
>>144876935Dodgers fans dont go to games anyway
>>144876986>>144876997I AM PROPHETIC
>>144876964no its not dude they have facial recognition cameras now that scan the crowds. and if you do get caught MLB hammers your ass in court with felony trespass
lovely bunt
Absolute madman with the bunt
E G G M A NGGMAN
Booonting.
>>144877014What do female butts smell like?
>>144876966Pretty clear difference between Chiefs/Braves and Redskins/Indians w/Silly Red man
>>144877012Yeah no shit? What does that have to do with what I said?
>>144877017yay so happy for you!
Going to In N Out, what do you guys want?
CRAAAAACK
>>144877059P I N G A SINGAS
they're making cease work
Just walk Ohtani
>>144877063that's not a parrot, that's a pigeon
>>1448770793x2 animal style with chopped chilies, fries and some water
>>1448770792 dbl dbls one with the worksone with just ketchup mustard onion and picklescup of ice water
ohtani getting walked?
BOMBTAHNI
Just walk him
>>144877079double double and fries pls
LET'S GO OHTANER
ohtani homeruncheck embut I also dont want him to homerun because if he has a two homerun game I feel like Shildt won't pitch to him the rest of the series
OHTANI DO IT AGAIN PLEASE
Miggy Ro!
>>144877079Double single with grilled onionsfries wellvanilla milkshake
OHTANI TIME
>>144877079can you get me a free jumbo jack on the way back
why pitch to this doo
bean ohtani
BULLPEN GAME>BULLPEN GAMEBULLPEN GAME>BULLPEN GAMEBULLPEN GAME>BULLPEN GAMEBULLPEN GAME>BULLPEN GAMEBULLPEN GAME>BULLPEN GAME
>>144877079double double animal stylefrieschocolate milk shake(thanks)
going to carls jr. you guys want anything?
we are cooking
this game will never EVER end!
Walk ohtanimookie is 1-33
SHOTIME
Ohtani and Mookie don't let us down.
>>144877079#1 w/ onions medium coke. eating in the car
Good move to pull cease, but yeah can we escape unscathed from statpadthani?
>>1448770793x3 protein style.
Ohtani is gonna ground into a double play, he's over the hill
the cocks are piling up
>>144877141No, thanks.
>>144877063Lick the back of your hand, wait 10 seconds, then give it a whiff.
BAH GAWWWWDTHAT’S IPPEI MIXUHARA’S MUSIC
>>144877079Double double with fries. Get me a fuck ton of peppers.
>>144877098it's a blue heron
>>144877141nasty
>>144877150Manfred won't allow that
>>144877141double western bacon cheeseburger, please.
Yankees won btw
my ass...it aches...
g2g. gonna listen to the rest of the game on radioit's been a privilege posting with you boys.
>Browns Commies the headliner game for Fox football tomorrowGrim
>>144877206This isn’t a braves game bravesbrah..
>>144877206bravesbrah? what are you doin here?
Gentlemen, my stream is about a minute behind. Can you all please avoid posting without waiting a minute after plays happen? Thank you in advance!
>australian betting ad>followed by a gambling addiction hotline adwtf australia
>>144877141I'll have a really big carl, extra large
>>144877220schadenfreude
HOMERUN
that was one loud foul ball
>>144877258lmao
>>144877212They’re both pretty good. Commies are somehow good this season.
>doyer fans freaking out for a foulball
Ohtani really sees the ball.
An ohtanian bloop
BROKEN BAT
BROKEN BAT BLOOP
Reminder that Babe Ruth played against literal farmers.
HE'S TOO POWERFUL
send him fucking home Dinoholy shitno sense of urgency
check that bat for cork
Mookie and Freddie, you motherfuckers need to deliver.
If he got the barrel on it, would've been another homer
clutch as fuck
>>144877266lol I am so far behind
>>144877289kek he was so happy to finally get a playoff home run
>>144875392Santa Clarita (but spent most of my life in the San Fernando Valley ) >>144875353I need a stream link bros
>>144875357>>144875357>>144875357RECYCLE
THE BAT FUCKING BROKE
mookie easy double play
Save us Mookie
CAN'T STOP HIM
DOOKIE BETTS WOULD RATHER BE BOWLING!!!!!!MOOKIE WILL HIT INTO A DP!!!!
>>144877063bags of sand
is it true that Jeff Passan is a manlet?
Come on Morejon >:( oh well it's still the 4th inning.
LOADED
>taking out starter has failed for every other team>take out cease
SolGODo
Beleaguered Freddie at the plate
>>144875357>>144875357>>144875357NU
Don't understand walking a hitter when you already have two strikes.
It's funny to hear you Dodger and Padres fans bicker about which fanbase has more beaners. Newsflash: Both of your cities are like Little Tijuana
