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Game 2

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Moany Mischichis
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Manny going to send one to the moon
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padrepacos coping because they live in an inferior city
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>>144914881
shit teams
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i prefer the padres to the doyers so padres
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doyers
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DOYERSDOYERSDOYERS
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>Here's how the Dodgers can still win
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will smith is irrelevant
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>manny machimpout
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Rate my ‘za bros
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hey panama bro. do a 9/11 edit sayimg ohtani is two towers away
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>machimpo
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Nice of Confucius to fly all the way from Shandong to see the game, even got a seat behind home
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I always laugh when I see "Machimpo" because chimpo is penis in Japanese
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Fried Nandos Taters
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RENT FREEEEEEEEEEE
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>>144914931
>Not getting supreme
sAD!
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>>144914931
Looks OK. 6.5/10
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>>144914931
looks tasty anon but it needs more greens and veggies. onions and peppers are good for you.
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Yankgers.
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>>144914951
kek joe davis is so based for that. never let anyone forget Tatis is a PED babby
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>>144914931
>no pineapple
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How many more batters until Ohtani? I need to know
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>>144914931
feels like it would be better with the pepperoni alone
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>>144914951
lol lil bro is at it again
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>MANNY SUCKS
>MANNY SUCKS
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hello frens, please post more of these so i can add to my collection
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>>144914931
Looks tasty but it needs more protein, semen is good for you anon
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When is Ohtani going to be up to bat?
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how do i get a sporty black gf?
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>>144914988
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>>144914988
maybe stop being newfag?
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>>144914995
No one asked you bravesbrah
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>>144914951
needs to bring up Proshart's ped use next
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>>144914951
This is not even little brother level, this is little sister level whining
>ONIICHAN NOTICE ME ONIICHAN I'M BETTER THAN YOU *pouts*
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>>144914951
Why would anyone bring up "Ohtani's" gambling scandal? He was cleared of all suspicion. Tatis was suspended for failing a PED check lmao. Completely different situations. Christ, Padres fans are such retarded spics
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>>144914988
i would but awoo posting is so 2017. the time has passed.
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>Dave: there’s no panic i like where were at
ok retard
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i'm going to have the search open for joe davis the whole game so i can watch padres fans complain
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DID DAVE JUST SAY HE NEEDS TO HANG HIMSELF?????????????????????? UMMM TOXIC!!!1!11!11
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For me it’s authentic home made Mexican pizza
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>>144915023
You don't get it dude, the US government cleared Ohtani because he's Japanese (???)
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>don't vote for this bill
>funded by the chamber of commerce and the landlords association
do Americans really fall for this? I haven't even read the thing they're running attack ads against but I'm starting to think its a good idea
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>>144914951
Ohtani was found to have no involvement and was actually the victim of crimes. Tatis Jr. ACTUALLY popped hot for PEDs and had the stupidest cover story which only made things worse for him. Poodres fans really are inferiority complex having little brothers
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>>144914951
padres fans on twitter are fucking retarded
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Holy shit guys Ohtani is in the box, im rock hard.
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>SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL SUSPENDED
wtf??? anyway put my dodgers on Fox regular now :)
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>>144915063
its called x now sweetie
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How many batters until Ohtani? I don't have the graphic on my feed.
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Ohtani is known to have ties to the Yakuza and the gentle disagreement of Nanking
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Rate my snack lads
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Thoughts?
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>>144915063
>on twitter
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>>144915058
buy a tent then bum
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>>144915058
ベースド
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>Ohtani grounds out

It's over..
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>bumtani
Incoming Dookie Shits
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>eight batters until LORDtani returns
NGMI
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>>144915080
9 :)
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8 more batters until ohtani
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OHTANI IS 9 BATZTERS AWAY
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EIGHT BATTERS AWAY
SHOHEI OHTANI
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0-2tani
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>>144915058
>do Americans really fall for this
you tell me Pvt Lopez/Davido-san faggot
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>>144915083
>skid row special
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Ohtani loves Darvish too much to go yard on him
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Dookie Butts lol
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This "Ohtani is ___ batters away" has so much meme potential
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>>144915105
KEK
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>>144915086
shit tier
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This ump sucks
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>>144915130
>doyers get eliminated
>shohei ohtani is 5 months away
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>dookie butts
HE WOULD REALLY RATHER BE BOWLING AND PODCASTING RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!>
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Did ohtani lose his glasses? Why is he squinting all the time?
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DOOKIE BUTTS KEK
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>>144914881
shit teams
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>3-42 last 12 postseason games
holy shit betts is ass
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>>144915086
not very good
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Mukey needs to buckle down
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monke best
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>3-41
Why would they show us that stat?
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>Dookie Shitts
My God Playoff Mookie in PEAK FORM!!!
LET HIM BOWL!!!!
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Darvish fucks ya
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>>144915086
humiliation ritual tier
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I'D RATHER BE ON JIMMY KIMMEL
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These commentators need to commentate less holy fuck. I have eyes, let them play
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>>144914931
> sausage and pepperoni

Get some veggies m8 yer gonna have a heart attack. Also, supreme is generally more food for same money
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>>144915196
>>144915180
He’s a bum. Red Sox won that trade
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>>144915086
where is the hololive music?
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>>144915086
They should throw some Cannibal Corpse on there.
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What kind of savage puts red hot sauce on a hot dog?
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Joe Davis cannot shut the fuck up about how amazing the Dodgers are. Maybe don’t have a team’s hometown announcer call their playoff games?
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>>144915211
post season rarely has dead air
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What does he do?
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Hey guys did you know Mookie Betts has a Podcast show on youtube?


>>144915211
fuck you retard we love Joe davis and smoltz in this thread. casuals can get the fuck out
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>(((strauss)))
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>Yu Darvish's wife is a 44 year old wrestler
yikes
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>>144915227
Mustard + Texas Pete is the ideal hot dog condiment combo.
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>>144915159
>Dodgers win the WS
>Ohtani is 4 months away
:)
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Reminder that the doyers are cursed because of this fag and will not make it to the worlds eries this year
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>>144915243
Podcast, bowling, pickleball
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why does nurtec think its ok to have big giant black breasts in their commercial it should be a petite demure asian girl
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This is literally not fair. Dodgers shouldn’t have to play a division rival in the best of 5.
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>>144915228
did your xwitter account get banned?
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>>144915086
am I gay for actually liking the new Linkin Park?
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>>144915244
No we don’t.
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>>144915277
we’d be struggling against the mets tho too if they had reseeded
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>>144915228
Shut the fuck up madres faggot
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Listen to the difference between Joe Davis’s Machado and Ohtani HR calls and try to tell me he deserves to call Dodgers postseason games with a straight face.
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>>144915282
you're gay for liking linkin park period
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>>144915256
The Japanese wrestling scene is based, and everyone part of it is also based, have some respect
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>>144915243
Be a zesty monkey
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>>144915275
Don't worry sis! The MLB won't let the Dodgers lose this time!
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>>144915282
Heavy is the Crown slaps
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>>144915243
political activism
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>>144915290
yes we do. joe davis is the best announcer in baseball right now
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>>144915221
It'd be an improvement but the optics would be terrible.
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>>144915294
Could be worse, you could have Bob Costas
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>>144915305
CRAWLLLLEENNGGGGG
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>>144915305
bold but true take
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>>144915321
Me on the right
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>>144915282
Yes, it's not even the same band without Chester, they should just change the name. Also Linkin Park hasn't been good since Meteora
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>>144915305
Hybrid Theory rules you bitch
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>>144915244
>we love Joe davis and smoltz in this thread
gonna be a no from me dawg, name a more cursed org with shit fans than the doyers lmao
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>>144915294
Well ohtani is baseball Jesus and Machado is a chimp spic, it makes sense to call them differently
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>>144915275
If a team can beat you in 5, they can beat you in 7. If you're the better team, handle your business
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>>144915360
no it doesn't. you have shit taste.
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>>144915371
The mariners
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>>144915321
I don’t understand this movement. You can’t force blacks to like baseball if they don’t like it. It’s not like they’re being excluded from playing or watching
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All jokes aside, what's up with Mookie? Is he weakmind? Is he tired? Does he shrink under the lights?
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>>144915365
>rape not included
rip off
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>>144915372
>bark bark bark
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>>144915359
Gay
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>>144915383
Nah that’s you
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>>144915321
he's right tho there are lots of blacks in LA and theyre leaving money on the table they need to do more to attract younger and more diverse fans. things like a car show at the tailgate or maybe better giveaways when was the last time u saw a black man in a dodgers durag?
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>>144915359
I just want a gf so I can go on trips with, eat with, talk with, etc
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poodre bats have gone cold. plate some runs, dodgers!
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will padres wear their city connect in the yoffs?
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CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNN
THESE WOOOOOOUNNNNNDDSSS THEY WILLLL NOT HEEE-AAAACCCKKK
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>>144915371
Tampon Rays

>>144915391
no dawg. red sox won the trade. i think also since he already got a chip with them he simply doesn’t give af
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>>144915403
>when was the last time u saw a black man in a dodgers durag?
I see hip hop artists with LA hats all the time but I'm guessing that is only for fashion
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>>144915359
with you on that. I fap and have my dogs for company. low stress environment.
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>>144915403
Giants had a Naruto jersey giveaway, Doyers should do a DBZ jersey giveaway and guarantee blacks will flood the stadium.
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>>144915390
youre not supposed to think about it. its the same logic as why women demand more women engineers, despite the fact that women arent interested in being engineers and are mostly terrible at it in the first place.
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>>144915405
Get some dags instead.
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>>144915391
Some say it all began when he went on that Vegan diet
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currently taking ideas for an /sp/ gimmick where I shill for the Phillies, hate coasties, and strongly imply the only good hispanics are those who play baseball instead of povertyball

current idea is saying only white hispanics play baseball while brown ones play soccer
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>>144915365
If you don't have children you should not be buying Legos.
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>>144915412
i hope not. those things are so hideous they distract the opposing team.
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I'm literally an engineer
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>>144915359
I love my wife and enjoy spending time with her
though getting married just to get married is a mistake, don't get involved with someone if you don't like spending time with them
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>>144915359
>everyone I know that’s married or in a serious relationship is miserable
I don't doubt that, but I'm sure they'd even be more miserable if they were alone, there are degrees of misery
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>>144915405
Uh… bro? That’s what friends are for. Find other single friends who are like minded. It’s not gay.
You’ll need to make a lot of them because so many become dropout friends as soon as some girl lets them hang around and gives them sex.
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>>144915434
looks gay. might want to get him checked
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>>144915405
>>144915434
this. dogs will listen to whatever you have to say. they dont care what they have for dinner and they wont fuck the landscaper while youre at work usually.
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>>144915434
Dogs aren't people. They're not a replacement for a kid, friends, or a gf
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SEVEN BATTERS LEFT
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Engineer here
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i dont feel so good
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How many batters till god's gift to baseball (and also humanity) is up again?
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Darvish's eyebrows make him look angry
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TATIS OWNS FAGGIE SHEEMAN
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>>144915405
Go chase under 18 femboys they are so low maintenance its unreal
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Tatis is HIM
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Nice catch
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>>144915463
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>>144915453
Idk about that. everyone I 've ever known who went through relationships quickly because they couldn't stand being alone was miserable either way regardless.
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A TATISIAN CATCH
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Is Tatis still juicing?
>t. Joe Davis
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TEST HIM
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holy cucked
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WHAT A CATCH
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>>144915457
>faggie Feelsbadman
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How the fuck are the Padres so good
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Yep. He's roiding
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>>144915512
roids
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>>144915512
Papa Pete Planted the Seeds
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stephen nelson on the radio is so bad bros.
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kek nando egging on the RFP
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No one outside of LA is really rooting for the Dodger$, right?
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>>144915512
jews and roids
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Profar and Nando are black holes in the outfield grabbing anything that comes anywhere near them, and Yu is dealing. Feels good!!!!!
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This is boring, where is Ohtani?
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Pretty good defense that inning from the padres
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tatis teasing the doyerpacos lmao
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>>144915526
did you not know this already?
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What a quick inning jesus
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>>144915530
Even LA hates the dodgers, every dodger fan in the stadium is a paid actor
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padres are the better team they deserve to win the wolrd series
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>>144915512
they bought a superteam last year? are you stupid?
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i want to bang dr garcia
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>dxxxers
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Padres fielding lookimg great today
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>>144915526
he's bad everywhere. I kind of want to listen to Monday but not when he's with that douche.
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How long until the helmet looks like a nascar full of ads?
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No team is going to beat the Padres in this series
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>>144915555
quads of truth is how they ended the SAG Strike
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>>144915536
i saw on instagram that he'll be batting in 5 more batters!
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>>144915552
thank god, last night was like 3 hours 45 minutes
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how many more swings before the roider goes down again?
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My prediction is still looking plausible
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>>144915567
Need to make up for yesterday when their fielding (in and out both) was bad.
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>>144915268
That guy is a fucking weeb and deserves to be bullied.
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>>144915568
he doesn't even know how to banter with Monday at all, its really bad. i don't know why they decided to stuff him in the booth.
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>>144915574
goyim need commercials and baseball is noticeably lacking in that regard so very soon.
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Hilarious that the dodgers still haven’t managed to win a World Series with the stacked rosters they’ve had over this past decade.
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>>144915562
SD has a 210 million payroll compared to LA's 355 million payroll
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>>144915608
We won in 2017 and 2020 dipshit
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>>144915575
be really weird if some other team beat them wouldn't it?
>>144915597
>sweeb
doyerpacos if you lose at least you know why.
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Both the Padres and Phillies remembered how to play baseball.
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>>144915608
we won in 2017, 2018, and 2020 tho. knowers know this.
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>>144915623
kek is this what pacos have to tell themselves?
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>>144915615
i seriously doubt being obese is comfy, dude
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>>144915593
NLCS will be the real WS
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>>144915628
for 1 game

Dodgers-Mets for NLCS, Mets to the WS
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>>144915623
>>144915631
he's talking about baseball
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>>144915608
Don't Disrespect the Mickey.
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>>144915608
blame one man
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>>144915647
>mets fans really think they wont implode
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>>144915601
they're grooming him to do everything because we're going to be stuck with him forever
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>>144915623
>counting the covid year for anything
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>>144915608
Stacked offense doesn't mean shit when the pitchers shrivel up and die every season
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>>144915642
this but unironically
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>>144915637
Thanks for posting. My shit stream skipped
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>>144915641
it isn’t unless you become the couch
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>watching my football team play
>My beaner grandpa who doesn't really care about sports, especially football comes over (he lives next door)
>Have my room door open "your team is winning huh?"
>Um yeah....
>".........welp, see you later"

He usually hangs out with my dad but my parents are out of town.

I'm sure he was feeling lonely and just wanted to spend time with me

I should have just asked him to watch the game with me in the living room while we drink tequila.

I feel so bad RN fuck!

And my team lost to top it off
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JUST GET ON BASE HIGGY
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Mookie Betts is now 0-for-21 in October going back to 2022

His last hit was in the 1st inning of Game 3 of the 2022 NLDS

He's 3-for-42 going back to Game 4 of the 2021 NLCS
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>>144915440
so they can smash it and leave shit lying everywhere for me to step on? if i ever find my pirate fortress tampered with they’re gonna sleep in the shed
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>>144915673
>we're going to be stuck with him forever
dont fucking say that. i think since he's a DEI hire he'll probably move to national announcing and not stay around that long
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>>144915608
Ned Coletti would've won one if they had given him the time
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Still a close game.. What we got in store here bros?
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>>144915661
Anyone who thinks Roberts has any output on decisions is a fewl
He's just a sock puppet for the front office, he is not to blame for losing
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>>144915692
He literally lives next door dude just go get your grandpa fuck face.
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>>144915692
Just barge into his place like he did.
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>>144915692
Now try that without the plebbit spacing
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This game is a snoozer compared to that Phillies-Mets game.
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>Ohtani raking with runners on base

imagine if he was on the 2015 royals how many RBIs he could have had
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>>144915715
its just not true. he's making the calls during the game on the field. sure he has a little statbook, but he has the power to do whatever he wants
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>>144915692
Why not go over there now since that's over?
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>everyone is quick to blame doc
>no one bats an eye about friedman and front office
fools
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>>144915692
You had the chance to drink with grandpa and you just decided not to?
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>>144915699
Is Judge similar?
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>>144915737
I remember the dodgers, who is the team wearing poop and pee colors?
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>>144915757
i blame ohtani
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>>144915706
Idk about that. His whole family are lifelong rabid Dodger fans. Our only hope is some network television program thinks he's it and takes him off our hands.
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>>144915757
Friedman is the problem for sure but he guaranteed himself job security with that 10 year plan in Ohtani's contract lol. so we're stuck with him
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Flaherty might get through 6 after all
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>>144915779
the appropriately named "Poodres"
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>>144915779
Tijuana Toilets
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Ohtani is gonna be up soon
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Feels like the Dodgers have some momentum
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>>144915794
bats have gone cold though. looks like a poodres win.
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>>144915814
Need an exact batters ahead count.
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what the fuck does lady gaga know about cameras
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Can’t wait until the padres win this series so I don’t have to hear about Ohtani anymore
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>>144915699
LET HIM BOWL!!!
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Time to start edging to the thought of MESSIAHtani before he graces the box with his glorious presence. Hopefully they don't show him too much on deck or I'll cum early.
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>>144915814
batters away count?
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>Keep laughing
what did they mean by this?
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>Pfizer ad
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>>144915841
>straightest leaf
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>>144915859
>le no refunds laugh
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>>144915757
>>144915790
Malk Walters, Stan Kasten and Andrew Friedman are the main reason we're good every year now. They got Mookie, Freddie and Shohei to all come here. Quit acting like retards.
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the broadcast music dudes are going hard this series. i think it’s the same fox guy who does the nfl playoffs too
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>>144915841
>ime to start edging to the thought of MESSIAHtani before he graces the box with his glorious presence. Hopefully they don't show him too much on deck or I'll cum early.
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>>144915859
>what did they mean by this?
Hit the mute button quick because wheeze laughing is like nails on a chalkboard
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>>144915862
nice
he hit a first tube last night
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>>144915881
please shut the fuck up. they decimated our farm system and all our rookie pitchers in the past TWO years. we've had all star rosters since at least 2016 and its been squandred every single fucking year. dodgers should have had a literal dynasty in the late 2010s and they didnt

fucking kill yourself
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>>144915888
All the QT's hang there.
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Holy fuck they're speed running this game, from a 4 hour game to this slurp fest
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boy, he got under that one lol
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>>144915841
Ben Verlander? Didn't know you were in town this time of year!
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>>144915927
THIS is the truth
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Good game today
I also glad the Mets won today
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this will smith guy stinks
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>>144915931
it's looking better since they bulldozed the bum encampment a few year's back
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>>144915927
classic white boy rage. this is why we need more black people at the stadium
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>>144915932
was just thinking this
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LUXY FUCKS!
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lux fux
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Why can't mookie hit in the postseason?
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I hate both of these teams but I think I hate the Padres less. Are they based NorCal or something
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>>144915888
Very much looks like an LA girl.
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IT DROPPED
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let's get some runners on for Goatani
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>>144915720
>>144915729
>>144915756
It's only 6pm but it's already getting close to his bedtime believe it or not.

>>144915766
I know I feel like a dick. I prefer to watch my teams play alone because I'm a nervous wreck. I already wasn't thinking straight in the moment ;_;
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B L O O P
L
O
O
P
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>>144915978
They're based two hours south of LA, very close to the mexican border
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who’s the ball girl?
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>>144915978
both teams are socal
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>>144915955
they stole my FUCKING tent and my bike collection. GO DODGERS!
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>>144915927
fuck off brainlet. you're the one who should kys. you know fuckall about the history of this team. t. lifelong when they actually finally became sustainably good year in and year out. again, kys you know nothing whiny bitch.
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>>144915994
some butterface named kaitlin
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>yu shartin
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>>144915955
i went to echo park right after the pandemic. it was like... stepping to a 3rd world
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Damn this game has gotten boring. Who else about to jerk to futa while keeping an ear on the game?
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Texas leaguer
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>>144915994
your future wife
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>>144916017
>t. lifelong
oh yeah? who's your oshi old man??
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>>144916032
Fuck off barvesfag
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No homo but Darvish is a handsome guy
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Why does Rojas have the gay ear pierced?
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OHTANI IS ON DECK I REPEAT OHTANI IS ON DECK
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>>144916032
i might
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>>144916032
>doyertrannies
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>>144916027
yeah it was grim. i was glad to see the city bulldoze that shit down.
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>>144916017
andrew friedman from the TAMPON GAY GAYS is a literal fucking fraud
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I'm literally an engineer though
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>>144916032
Being eliminated before the ALCS has mindbroken Astros fans
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>>144916057
He must be a gay.
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>>144916032
jerk off to something normal, like bbws or ssbbws
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>rojas in charge of rbi's
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>>144916078
so is everyone
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I don't feel good doyerbros.
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>>144916058
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>>144916048
pippa
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>risp
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They're doing better to make sure bases are empty before Ohtani can come up
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>>144916058
He'll lead off the 6th with nobody on base. Perfectly executed bottom of the 5th for the Dads.
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>>144915918
he’s the best
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how many at bats until yamahamotor is up?
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>>144916048
>>144916070
even Sweden, who's been a fan all of 2 minutes, understands how lucky he is to be a Dodger fan more than you faggots.
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Can we put Kike in now?
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>>144916115
Most def gonna get a hit or HR now with zero on
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>>144916055
japanese and persian genes mix well I guess.
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I can't wait to see young strapping Aruban Pitcher Dayquil Vapocool in da majors
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>>144916106
https://youtu.be/mYRs3sySdAk?si=YIeplW1Ec_sEXykd
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>>144916133
>lucky
yeah i love being regular season champions....... im so lucky we're so lucky....
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>>144915757
The last three seasons it’s been on the pitching, training, and s&c staff. Absurd pitcher injuries every year and they are too stupid to realize that they are to blame. Leads to starting rookies and nobodies in the playoffs and inevitably losing.
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>>144916133
really gay post by the way
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>>144915932
It's just because both starters and still in and yesterday they were both out by the third inning
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>watching stream from california
>ads for payday loan apps
wtf is this shit
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>Freeman out

it's a wrap
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kek the roider got drilled
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>>144881353

This is coming true. Poor Tatis is gonna have a bruise tomorrow now though.
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hit him
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>>144916133
>>
black excellence
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>>144916170
BUT MY DRIVELINE..... MUH INCREASED VELO!!!!!!!!!! JUST FUCKING THROW THE BALL FASTER


But real talk, all these Dodger pitcher injuries started happening when they banned spider tack from the game lol. Bauer was right.

>manny machimpout
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>>144916164
it's our own special brand of hell. suck it up.
>>144916179
just trying to speak your language, faggot
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YOU BETTER DRILL OHTANI
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>>144916133
if the dodgers keep choking he'll be like us in a few years
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I can’t wait for next years crop of talented young Japanese players. Well mannered mathematicians who have the commitment to pursue dual roles and always live an honorable life. True Shinto idols such as:
>Yaganaga Takagawa
>Takeshi Onandasaka
>Ishii Mishisakura
>Mashinawa Shinagasan
>Hirohito Hanzonaka
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>>144916220
nigga are you gay? like, he really broke your heart didn't he?
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>>144916220
Dads are too classy for that.
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>>144916221
he'll probably fuck off before then
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>>144916103
God hates the dodgers
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>>144916032
>>144916164
kys yoself faget
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>>144916185
Where is Frederick? Is he okay?
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>>144916212
>But real talk, all these Dodger pitcher injuries started happening when they banned spider tack from the game lol. Bauer was right.
Yeah it was never about that whore
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>>144916238
Cum for their throats trev…
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>>144916238
Top chud
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>>144916238
I miss him so much bros
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>jurickson profar
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kino bunt
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>>144916238
GIWTWM
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bunt :)
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>>144916133
>they guy who hates baseball and only slurps one player is a true fan
oh my kek mein sides
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>>144916238
SICK EM TREV!!!
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>2 on, nobody out

Probably gonna turn this slurper off if the padres get a couple runs here
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so what happened to freddie?
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>>144916238
He won. Should have stayed in Nipland though.
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BUNT KINO
>>
smol ball kino
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BUNT :DDDDD
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You love to see it
>>
Jurichud blowshart
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>>144916282
Vax injured
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>>144916282
He's hurt, yesterday he was playing through it
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>mannys power stroke
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>>144916299
Should've listened to Treinen
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>>144916246
>kys yoself faget
kek doggiedooooooosssss
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SMALL BALL BABY
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>>144916282
he has a broken ankle and fractured finger and they are forcing him to play on it.
>>
>>144916282
shouldve got that 5th booster
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>>144916238
Didn't he nearly die from diarrhea a few months ago while in Mexico?
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>>144916299
>>144916311
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>>144916318
they are holding his son hostage, does anyone really believe the "rare disease" narrative?
>>
I don't watch baseball but my grandpa and my great uncle will cheer their Padres to victory from heaven tonight. I miss them.
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>>144916282
They ran out of percs
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what a take
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SIT THE FUCK DOWN
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>>144916331
>drinking mexican water
not even once
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>>144916331
>diarrhea
havent heard of him. does he have big league potential?
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Awww he’s got a broken ankle and a fractured finger and lumbago in his spine and a crooked eyelash and a hot tooth and a stubbed big toe (which did have a bad corn) and he had dry elbows
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MACHIMPO SWINGING AT THE SAME PITCH FROM LAST NIGHT
>>
kek faggotchado
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>>144916344
*hugs*
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>>144916276
>can't even greentext hyperbolic nonsense without a typo
>tosses in stock meme reaction for the finishing touch
step up your game troon. it's the post season.
>>
>machumpo
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STRIKE 4!!
stFd
>>
did you guys read flaherty's lips? did he say, THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKER
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what did he yell at Machado?
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HEEERES WHERE THE STORY EEENNNDS
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Based Tigers dumping Flaherty for a 2-for-1 trade while his stock was "high"
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here we go with the bullpen bullshit. i fucking hate roberts
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>>144916383
"SIT THE FUCK DOWN, MACHIMPO!"
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More like Maggie Machonies lol
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>>144916383
>what did he yell at Machado?
trump lost
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why are dodger fans acting like they just won the game? There's still a guy on 1st and 2nd with only 1 out
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>>144916384
heard it twice now :)
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>>144916383
MUH FUGGIN BIX NOOD (I’m black trust me)
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>>144916212
It was that combined with pitch clock that turned most pitchers elbows into ticking time bombs. MLB actively trying to sabotage pitchers while people didn’t adjust, like the dodgers. You just can’t get the same velocity and spin without grip, just places more stress on the forearm and elbow.
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>>144916331
悶太吾妻's (monta azuma's) revenge is an ancient japanese curse on gaijin baseball players and is completely unrelated to playing baseball in mexico
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>>144916410
machado lives rent free in their tiny heads
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>>144916410
incoming gidp
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give him more vicodin
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>>144916393
Pretty good trade for both sides
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>>144916383
He said “donde esta la biblioteca?”
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its over
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Pleasure posting with you all tonight, see you tomorrow
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>KEKgers
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Too tough
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>>144916479
i'm ready for the comeback
>>
doyers KEK doyers
>>
I’d montezumas revenge is a bad case of diarrhea then is it Cortez’s revenge when you die in a drunk driving incident?
>>
My stream is 4 minutes behind
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Do you faggots even understand how luck the swede is to have bandwagoned the doyers? Can you even conceive such a concept? Faggots.
>>
it's ogre
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KEK FRAUDGERS
>>
>banda
lol i knew this faggot would choke in the postseason
>>
LOS ANGELES LOVES THE PADRES
>>
>>144916441
lol
>>
All that shit talking just to get another ER kek
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>>144916381
Was that after he plunked a guy, let someone else bunt on him, & immediately got yanked when Roberts was able to?
>>
The Padres are the most based team in the League.
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>>144916520
yes :)
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>>144916441
you were saying?
>>
dodgers need 3 to tie now
>>
why is machado talking shit like he's done anything?
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>>144916497
He doesn’t care about the Dodgers though, only Ohtani’s individual performance.
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>>144916532
Padres vs East winner will be wild
>>
Why does Banda have all those tattoos? Did he just get out of jail?
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Cronenworth redemption?
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>>144916533
He sounds like a retard
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dadgels
we're feeling good
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>Still trying to say the Dodgers are underdogs
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>the one second of blink 182
kek
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>all the small things starts playing
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>>144916572
>>144916574
kek
>>
ALL THE
SMALL THINGS
>>
> Damnit I hit my Blink 182 button
>>
lmao
>>
>the dodgers are the underdogs
Jesus fucking Christ Joe Davis, get the Dodgers' cock out of your mouth.
>>
do you even realize the concept of conceiving the realization of how lucky the swede is to be a dodgers fan? fucking faggots.
>>
>randomly plays blink 182
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>>144916572
>ALL THE SMALL THINGS
>>
name that tune
>>
>3 run game with 3 innings left
>IT'S OGRE
I hope this is false flagging
>>
TRUE CARE, TRUTH BRINGS
>>
>>144916574
Good aura for the Padres
>>
All the Dodgers pitching staff is good at is showing it’s players how to destroy their elbows
>>
ALL THE
SMALL THINGS
>>
ALL THE
SMALL THINGS
>>
HELLO THEREEEEE
>>
ALL THE
SMALL THINGS
>>
DONT LEAVE ME
ALL ALONE
>>
dodger crowds are so lifeless

GET LOUD YOU RETARDS
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>>144916599
>>144916604
>>144916612
>>144916613
shit song gay band
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SHE LEFT ME ROSES BY THE STAIRS
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I’LL TAKE
ONE TRIP
>>
0 BATTERS TO GO
>>
Blink 182's "comeback" has been a huge disappointment
>>
>>144916626
zoomer spotted
>>
the script demands this will be a strikeout, hence the cut to commercial blink-182 cue early
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Someone definitely hit the commercial music button by accident
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SHUT THE FUCK UP IT'S OHTANI TIME
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I TOOK HER OUT
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>>144916570
Yeah the media shills are working hard
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0-3tani soon
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BUY HOME WITH FRIENDS
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>>144916624
theyre completely buck broken by a game they could easily come back from, that said theyre getting 80mph meatballs and still missing so its Joever
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For me? It's Josie.
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Blink 182 is to millenials as the Beatles are to boomers
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im gonna cum
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My fellow Dodger people, we have committed great crimes against baseball. We are terrible, we deserve to lose, and should accept our defeat gracefully.
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I DIDN'T EVEN GET A WARNING HOW MANY AT BATS?!?!
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HELLO, THERE
THE ANGEL FROM MY NIGHTMARE
THE SHADOW IN THE BACKGROUND OF THE MORGUE
THE UNSUSPECTING VICTIM
OF DARKNESS IN THE VALLEY
WE CAN LIVE LIKE JACK AND SALLY IF WE WANT
WHERE YOU CAN ALWAYS FIND ME
AND WE'LL HAVE HALLOWEEN ON CHRISTMAS
AND IN THE NIGHT, WE'LL WISH THIS NEVER ENDS
WE'LL WISH THIS NEVER ENDS

I MISS YOU, I MISS YOU
I MISS YOU, I MISS YOU

WHERE ARE YOU? AND I'M SO SORRY
I CANNOT SLEEP, I CANNOT DREAM TONIGHT
I NEED SOMEBODY AND ALWAYS
THIS SICK, STRANGE DARKNESS
COMES CREEPING ON, SO HAUNTING EVERY TIME
AND AS I STARE, I COUNTED
THE WEBS FROM ALL THE SPIDERS
CATCHING THINGS AND EATING THEIR INSIDES
LIKE INDECISION TO CALL YOU
AND HEAR YOUR VOICE OF TREASON
WILL YOU COME HOME AND STOP THIS PAIN TONIGHT?
STOP THIS PAIN TONIGHT
>>
>>144916691
Apple Shampoo for me
>>
>so waddaya say mom?
>well.. Ok. Go for fight for Israel son
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early nu tho>>144916656
>>144916656
>>144916656

>>144916656
>>144916656
>>144916656
>>144916656
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>>144916700
No that’s MCR
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kek flaherty and machado arguing
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>>144916716
jej
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>>144916711
fag.
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Have any of you actual considering how lucky the swede is to be a dodgers fan? Have you? Faggots? Have you actually sat there and thought about it?
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>>144916722
MCR was always laughed at outside of emo fags
>>
0ht4ni
>>
You're telling me I gotta sit through 7 more batters before Ohtani is up again?
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>>144914931
7
>>
>>144916700
Checked. Blink is peak nostalgia for me



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