is cock wang a legit wmma fighter or was that a meme fluke KO
niggers
>>144932248i'd have sex with him
>>144932262He's very good at beating up women in kickboxing
Wang cong, the joker (they/them)
>>144932248Soooo she got raped like the Joker? Just like Perez?
>>144932265
Osp did this to Jones.
Asian women are the best.
>>144932248last motherfucker that did this went on a losing streak and got cut. I forgot his name now, but he is nickname is Maluco
>>144932310true
>>144932280Raped by society.
>>144932300why is Poatan heeming OSP's bitch?
>omg i can so identify with the le joker
>>144932324best hair in the UFC 2bqhwul
>>144932310At what? Cooking rice?
>>144932310
tictictic, Asspainanall
The chin will be there for Sean O'Malley (in the rematch)
>>144932355>O'Malley*Umar
>>144932262She has a win over Val in kickboxing.
im gonna go smoke some pot
>>144932355Figgy would heem this can.But i don't know if Figgy can beat Yan
>>144932355cejudo and pre-flushed marlon both beat suga schaub
>>144932385Umdaddy smokes faggy and can
>>144932355Sean had a torn hip thing
i just stuck my finger into my eye and got almost to the knuckle didnt hurt that bad these fighters are pussies
>>144932362Why muay thailets don't use feints.
guys im starting to think omalley was never that good
>>144932423And he still almost won with that front kick.Indestructible titanium hip bone O'Malley heems.
>>144932423everybody in the ufc is injured at all timesthey all have excuses and im fucking sick of them
Unfortunately for khalil, alex was bangkok ready.
>>144932437he was almost good he was always evading being exposed while getting better, at first he was pure lanklet, but later in his career he was getting some power in his shots, a few more years and he would have become strong enough to wrestle
>hip replacement before 30 O'smegley is so fucked lol
Please tell me how impressive my cock is
>>144932423it's called a bussy
thawlts on wmma superstar prospect emma magnolia?
who do you think has the browner bamholeolivi or fightfairy?
Khabib's mom is also his sister and his cousin and grandma
>>144932470He's absurdly fragile, he needed to go to the hospital after beating Mouthinio because he hurt himself hitting him
HE'S COMING BACK TO THE SPORT EVERYONEWOODLEY IS COMING BACK TO GET HIS ASS KICKED MORE
>>144932515
>he's making them seethe years (Y E A R S) after retiring from the sport
>>144932527I would need proof of the existence of either, but if you were to ask: "If olivi and fightfaggot both had bamholes, whose is browner?", then the answer would be fightnafri.
>>144932542T-wood vs. K-Lee, calling it now
Cory McKenna fight week btw
the last thing you see before you die
you now remember Henry “The Messenger” Cejudo
>>144932582love tits
>>144932479you didn't post nothin b
>>144932587strickland-esque
literally all a woman has to do to be hot is not turn 20
>>144932594big fan personally
>>144932594I have actually sucked on these tits, fun fact
>>144932594>Cory McKennaGYAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT DAAAAAAAAAAAAYUM NIGGA
yeah i fucked cory mckenna in a cardiff nightclub she has soft milky tits and small pink nips, she basically fell in love with me
Urijah Faber dumps his nuts inside this every night then goes home to his 10/10 black wife. Urijah is 5'5" btw
>>144932355I thought O'Malley had no chance against Merab until I saw the latter get wobbled by 72-year-old Henry Cejudo. I still am in awe that O'Malley is so shit he couldn't even wobble Merab once.
>>144932653It was actually mick parkin, you couldn't tell because the lights were off
why doesn't Dana shut down 135 & 145 and kick out all the roidbeasts and open up 105 instead? is he stupid? that's the weight where all the qts would be
>>144932515Sounds like a pornstar name.
>>144932342This is sexual harassment
why doesnt anyone tell you that casual drinking makes you more retarded? like, so retareded you are aware of it. Like you literally can remember a month ago not being as retarded as youre now?
>>144932706so what
>>144932683It's Ari's way of sneaking in lgbt representation
I will forever respect Kamarpoo Poosman for ending the Whoregay Bumsvidal meme
>>144932711>it comes as a surprise to the doner that alcohol can impair your cognitive functioningso this... THIS... is the power of German schooling...
>>144932744that guy literally shits his pants for fun btw
>>144932662He was injured b.
>>144932683why even keep up the facade that women are good at fighting at that point? from a "hardcore" fan perspective wmma is shit that nobody watches. From a marketing/cazzie perspective it's shit that nobody watches. wmma would sell better if daner just hired the ring girls to do the fighting. there should be a minimum body fat% requirement for female fighters, as well as titty and bunda quotas.
>>144932661Being a manlet is a blessing in disguise.
>>144932753No, b. That's still the other germ. You'll learn it someday, don't worry about it.
>>144932757this one too
>>144932683145 is already shut down
>>144932756That's just cope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ-PPObggmsPost walkout kino
>>144932744Well, you wouldn't know by how everyone seems to fucking do it HUH? How no one goes, uhh yeah maybe not drinking like ever is the only choice you should make? HUH?
>>144932757Peabrain:>we need 105Midwit:>Cut all WMMA Enlightened>Female HW only
This might get people banned b
>>144932784Is the truth and he still cracked merab ribs.
>>144932775Didn't she get ethered by a tranny?
>>144932807your mom's stomach looks like that b. so does every other woman that's had a pregnancy. you some kind of milf hater?>>144932825yah
>"You're not Gane">Me asf
heem fight IQ in picrel>I hate the testmakers' trolling so much it's unreal
>>144932867no, normal woman don't get fucked up like that also have sex you green bitch
>>144932775whys there a butthole in her stomach
>>144932869
>>144932897>normal woman>pretending you know what normal woman look like nakedyou are talking about porn stars. thats what a normal woman's stomach that has had a pregnancy looks like. literally all of them unless they've had cosmetic surgery to fix it. and even then there's still the stretch marks or scarring
>>144932932you are so retarded you've never had sex with a none obese women in your life
>>144932932>thats what a normal woman's stomach that has had a pregnancy looks like.That is absolutely not true lmao
>>144932869GAYne is real?
>>144932976>>144932995how come when you google post pregnancy stomach they all look like that?
Don'Tale is MY boy
>>144933038First of all, they don't; there are only a few examples on image search (probably women with bad skin to begin with). Second, try looking at a post pregnancy stomach in real life.
>>144932807Women... Poop from their navels?
>>144933051I used to lowkey like him a lot but I think losing to Hungry Kebab from Egypt mentally broke him. Before that, his only real outclassing was at the hands of Gane, who is unironically one of the very best striker HWs of all time. Since Abdelkebab, though, Mayes has been showing up looking much flabbier. I don't think he's serious about skilling up and just likes the paycheck at this point. It's a shame because he's naturally athletic and creative, and he has a nice frame for the division.
>>144933038bro are you a virgin or something? the girl I had sex with a couple months ago had 4 kids and her stomach was immaculate.
>>144933214
Yo Im so fucking pissed off right now. So I went to the 7-11 for a Slurpee cuz I been craving one really fuckin bad and then, the fucking BITCH who works there tells me I need to take off my fucking hoodie? Its fucking RAINING and Im fuckin COLD. How is that a real rule in America? They wouldnt serve me but I dumped that shit on the floor so that fuckin BITCH could have to clean it up. Bullshit, man.
>>144933214>the girl I had sex with a couple months ago had 4 kidsgod dawlg that's a communal toilet
>>144933250Same
virgin me just found out women's stomachs look like assholeslooks like I made the right choice
Why don't you retards talk about your life with your friends?
>>144933309there's like 10 of us here maybe 11 with you now
>incels think pregnancy has no effect on women's bodies after the pregnancywow, not really that surprising
>>144933309I was UFC 307 with my friends and we all enjoyed the beast of a fight between Pereira and Roundtree. My buddy almost won a parlay but the Aldo robbery cucked him. Sad stuff, b.
>>144933309Why dont you people stay in your own fucking shithole country?
Hear Every Emotional Male
Mexico is a beautiful country, don't listen to them Mexibro!
>>144933332Very disingenuous post. No one is saying pregnancy doesn't affect a woman's body composition or the way her stomach looks. We're saying it's not "normal" to have a stomach that looks like a butthole post pregnancy. That's due to bad skin. If she just had stretch marks and a bit of flab it'd be a different story.
esparza won that fucking fight
Just had sex>what's his namePat Barry
>>144932764
>>144933429what's his game
I heem every hear.
How can people take WMMA seriously when Esparza was champ not even that long ago?
>>144933506I'll give you a hint
Foreigners can fuck off. Heeming is American as apple pie.
>>144933429trying to get underage b& b?
>>144933309we have friends?
>>144933506Esparza beat the fuck out of that Chinese girl to earn her title shot. She really fucked her shit up and stopped her in 1 round or maybe 2 idk
>>144933309If I had friends I wouldnt be here b. I despise this place yet its all I have.
Yes I would.
>>144933532
Hi I'm Michael Chandler and I think adopting niggers makes me a good person
>>144933669
Hi I'm Michael Chandler and if you have any new or used niggers please stop on by and I'll gladly make you an offer
>>144933669you can't just say that Mike
>>144933710nah chandler shops fresh b he was literally waiting in the delivery room for the lady to pop that little hap out.
>>144933554That honestly just makes WMMA look worse.
oh no
HOT
Michael Chandler could sue you for slandering and impersonating him
>>144933778Why doesnt her stomach have a horrible anus? I thought she gave birth
>>144933830Good luck proving that in a court of law,
>>144933867I’ll be a witness on his behalf
Chael Sonnen lost THREE TIMES to Jeremy Horn
Kevin Harlem won that fucking fight.....
>>144933830>implying some retard neet on 4chan has enough assets to make litigation costs worth ityou know that anon is a loser
>>144933905>>144933830It's me I'm really Michael Chandler no impersonation here
>>144933950Post yourself in hero position
>>144933830>Mike's face when all fifteen thousand of my Hap posts are read out in a court of law
You know what I'm too cool for this place I'm going to Africa with my wife goodbye
all my positive ace posts will outshine my Hap hate
>In Africa, you know, if you're poor, at least you can go to the forest and share some mangoes with the gorillas and monkey.SOON
Ape Chandler
>team lutterbach pulled out
anybody have that webm of Felice slapping Carla's ass and it's big fat and juicy?
>>144934024Pick me up a boy while you're there.
A mexican and a black take an IQ test how many police are called?
>>144934096
>>144934121imagine if men acted like this oh wait, dagestan exists
>>1449341125 are called and 0 show up
>>144934121the cookie monster stay winning
>>144934112Trick question, mexicans and blacks don't take iq tests.
dead thread
whats crazy is i prefer spammy to the fucking shrimp poster I mean god damn
There used to be a ufc fighter named batgirl
PFL is so based. When I think PFL, I think “damn, what a based promotion”
hope none of you ever improve your lives
>>144934531just did a push up
>>144934531why
Who is the horseshoe crab of mma
>>144934531that's a shrimps in the bowl mentality b
>>144934598ankalaev
>>144932248we live in a wangsciety
>>144934598Brendan Schaub
bruh why are aldo faggots crashing out so hard?
Reminder that BVLLmas would heem every poster in this thread.
quick Thunder post
>I'm not here for a long time, I'm here for a good time!>2 years of nothingwhat did the hapmeister mean by this?
>>144934598>absolutely unheemable>no evolution in style and still winsNo one in combat sports is even near it's level.
>>144934932he wanted the gewb match and got fewled into being on the shelf
>>144934361average 16 y/o teenager right there...
>>144932436they literally spend the first 2 rounds of muay thai fights mostly just feinting at each other
doing some light reading on the incel wiki and they listed twood as an example of an african american gigachad on the gigachad page
what fighter is most likely to bum a cigarette of you?
>>144932248Arthur R. Fleck?
doing some light reading on the gigachad wiki and they listed me as an example of a white gigachad on the gigachad page
>>144935430Cerrone.
>>144935430Nike perry
Looked up "hard" in the dictionary and it showed a picture of Josh Emmett
I haven't the time to make a play on words for your post just know I read it and Im coming prepared next time
>>144932248Joker2 is flopping
>>144935430Krazy Horse/Felony Bennett. I would give it to him for that time he choked out OG Geezer
Looked up "List of Canadian ranked fighters in the UFC" in the Encyclopedia Britannica. It showed no entries.
just looked up "Josh Emmett hard" on google images. hell yeah
>>144934754
I just looked up "Josh Emmett hard" with safe search off. Trembling.
Reminder that Topuria lost the 3 round fight to Emmett and the 1.5 round fight to Volk.
>>144935950Max doesn't throw bawlmbs like EmmettMax doesn't have tactical intellect like VolkBut Max is not 35 or older
>>144935795Next time you "looked up" and we are on the same piece of dirt you will be staring at my nutsack and grundle. Respectfully.
when do my boys fight?
*gets brought to knees by two asian while another pulls down his pantsI WILL NEVER SUCK A PEANUT OUT OF YOUR FORESKIN
>>144936101
>>144935795Umm sweaty... we have two ranked fighters actually.
>>144936140Pereira gets cold sweats whenever he thinks of this man.
>>144936266he feels pleasure, actually.
Jones' parents fighting for his custody.
The conclusion to the Georgian vs Dagestani drama (for now)The results:Merab is seething even more about UmarIlia and Usman are apparently going to throw down on sightIslam keeps his head down
>>144935795yeah right they have books in mexico
>>144936582Merab is such a retardIf dana was based he’d cut merab after umar beats him
I could heem merat in a kickboxing fight
Redditker is so fucked
