>'Instincts took over': Carpenter's HR evens ALDS>Yanks give Berti first pro start at 1B in Game 2>Ohtani 50/50 ball auction to proceed amid dispute>Slumping Bohm back in Phillies lineup for Game 3>‘Just felt right': Francona back to work with Reds, jerking off in his office>CubsPadres-Dodgers delayed after fans throw objects
Boone wasn't lying.
>>144936373I'm female tho
fire boonefire cashmanfire hal
extend booneextend cashmanextend hal
>luis heelwho is the face?
>>144936440Who's this slut?
>>144936496would order and eat>>144936463would try but i'd probably order something else>>144936434would not serve to prisoners
Lord Steinbrenner, the team has moved in to the playoffs and we're preparing to- ACK!
hey witt keep doing nothing
faggot OP in his early and pointess bottom of the 9th thread
>>144936671looks like sofi slop
>>144936373My pirates ):
DAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE
>NY Y-ACKS!
i have a terrible stomach ache
There’s always next year!
ERGyals tie up the series at 1-1
>>144936522Looks like Lexi Belle
Yankees “baseball” will be on loop in hell forever
>https://x.com/annieheilbrunn/status/1843480257137082448?t=zb67D72sLBmRGQmgtrPHLw&s=1The scary video of Dave Robert claiming Manny machimpo threw at them, almost costings their lives. Poor Dave Robert's and his guy's!
>all series are now tiedThanks for the kino Manfred
>>144936822don't steal my screengrabs faggot panama
>>144936373>all the series are tied
>>144936373>Padres-Dodgers delayed after fans throw objectsYou make it sound like Game 3 was postponed, kek
>even the commentators with disgust in their voice at the Royals winningManfred is going to have to dust off the juiciest balls he has to force the Yankees, even beyond the regular Judge/Ohtani balls. He's going to to have to go to the balls 70 year old Pujols got a few years ago when he went back to STL and was hitting dingers left and right. But only if the government allows it since they were sealed away due to being a threat to important satellites in orbit
>>1449369274plebs exist you know?
>>144936621this says a lot about our society
is this nu tho?
>>144936923holy fuck he almost killed dave! you bastard!
>>144936944Will the juiced balls be enough to break Mookie’s ongoing postseason slump?
>>144936944Pujols didn't get juiced balls. There were no juiced balls in 2022.
nu when?
>>144936373how much fucking sodium
Bunch of soft S P I C S on this team
>>144936944least schizophrenic /mlb/ poster
Good baseball resuming tomorrow, and I’m off work!
name of your website?
>Pedro shittalking Rodonmy fucking sides
mets would have won that game btw. home field advantage has been turned on its head btw.
>>144936902thats because it is
There are more blacks on TBS panel than there are in the major leagues
Kauffman Stadium is Yankee Stadium West. The Yankees are in no trouble.
I can't wait until the Mets are eliminated so I can give them shit and they have to shut up and take it.
>>144937075holy seethe eke
>Machado gud niño (caca)>dindu nada
While I still expect that Yankees to win this series, I don't have strong conviction they will because they have proven all season any team is capable of beating them. They even lost to the White Sox in one game by double digits.
>>144937075
>>144937087>Manny Bassado
>>144935667>>144935730some cunt was able steal my cards only because of the tcg ban thanks to some retard in the school reception giving them to my """mate"""
>>14493708720 more feet to the left that could have bounced right next to Ohtani
yankees used a franchise record 8 pitchers that game (most in a 9 inning game w/o injury).will mlb fix this soon? i thought pitchers had to face a minimum number of batters
>>144937071It's so over for you
anglels
>>144937015
>>144937110it's the season of parity bro
OFFICIAL DIVISION SERIES POWER RANKINGS SO FAR1. Mets-Phillies2. Padres-DodgersPOWER GAP9000. Tigers-GuardiansEXTREME POWER GAP9000001. Royals-Tigers
>>144936373>>Cubs
>>144937127You fix it by eliminating the DH
>>144937181um....sweetie...?
>>144937127peak MLB (analytic-ball) will have pitchers coming in for EVERY batter soon. i can foresee pitchers being put in the field soon so that they can rotate pitchers and roster more pitchers. i think in 5-10 years youll see a pitcher change per batter. might soon be a 52 man roster with 30-40 pitchers
Can I call Jizz Cumshit a faggot now
>>144936440>albanian Yankees cap
>>144937127youll soon be seeing mlb rosters with 60-70% spots being pitchers, and rotating pitchers after 1-2 outs tops.
>>144937231for showing more life than the rest of his team combined?
>>144937087Lmfao and Dodgers sent this to the league office
>>144937197
>>144937110Yankees are dead
its impossible to win with judge batting .200 like some fucking triple A scrub
>>144937087I like how Glasnow is laughing kek. He's so chill, I wish he wasn't so injury prone and I wish he was on my team. I'd suck his dick and let him fuck my ass no homo
>>144937181Official on planet retard maybe
>>144937127/mlb/ and MLB itself ignore this but nothing kills momentum in this game more than a pitching change, multiple times an inning, even when nobody is getting on. yankees were changing pitchers once an inning even with nobody on. added at least a full hour to this game, which started at 6 btw. its 11 PM.
We all know who’s taking that commissioners trophy, right?
>>144937127yes they are toying with rule changes that would keep starters in games longer. they added the 3 pitcher minimum which stopped some of it. mlb knows that its hurting their product
>>144937322doyers
>>144937284That’s not Glasnow, it’s a coach who looks like him
we're cubyal gals! of course we **** the %*@! out of your team!
>>144937322Please not the Mets
>>144937322cubs
>>144937359Danny Lehman
>>144937346this>>144937245which is why this post is retarded
>>144937127nah mlb loves that it adds in 5-10 mins per change for advertisements. wouldnt even be surprised if the incentivized it, like adding a run per every 5 pitchers used
ANAL-yticsThink about it
>>144937399>gaybarmetrics
>>144937399checked
>>144937346manfred was right about the pitch clock, about the 3 batter rule, about the endless pickoffs, and the need to speed up the game and endless pitching changes. he mentioned a rule to force starters to go longer and everyone dogpiled him but i think that will work out well also.
>>144937399holy shit…….never thought about it that way……
mONEyballIt’s all becoming clearer
>>144937412even though I'm already in the top echelon of posters here I think my game has room to grow
>>144937314pitching change = more ads = more moneys. simple arithmetic
>>144937399holy shit I always think about it that way
>>144937346>force the unbearable garbage DH on the sport universally which takes all the strategy out of it, and pitchers can now be pulled with reckless abandon>noooooooooooooo why are they pulling the pitchers with reckless abandon
>>144937457why don't they just get rid of the pitch clock and run banner ads?
>>144937087kek
>>144937399Humiliation ritual
>>144937468was just thinking about pooholes last night. even if you remember how great he was in his prime he had such a long mediocre back half to his career that it's what we're all going to mostly remember about him.
>>144937477you used to be able to take a pitcher out after one batter, not anymore. not in the middle of the inning anyways. maybe they should extend the 3 batter rule in between innings unless it's the 8th or 9th and you want to bring in your closer.
>>144937412
You should be able to have a new pitcher for every pickoff attempt
>>144937540lel
>hit 700 homers>melb calls you bad
The younger generation really wants to see pitching changes mid wind up
>>144937573700 is the new 400
>>144937601118 is the /nu/ 500when /nu/ though?
>>144937520Similar career to Griffey but everyone remembers Griffey’s greatness
Brace yourself. /nfl/ is about to migrate in mass after the chiefs game
Pujols is the Philip Seymour Hoffman of baseball
>pujols finished top 10 in MVP voting 11 years in a row>won 2 world series>3 MVPs>6 silver sluggers>people will remember him for the Angels yearszoomer or bitter angels fan, call it?
>every series is 1-1All according to keikaku
>>144937612Griffey was able to fly all over the outfield and steal home runs. Pojuls just sat his ass at the cold corner, and that's it.
I only remember Griffey wearing his hat backwards
>>144937637cubs hands typed this
go Phillies!
>>144937617If only the Yankees won, then we could have kept the KC fans quite for the night.
I personally respeck Pujols
>>144937620he was unironically my favorite actor when he died. that shit rattled me.
>>144937484lmao
>>144937688He was the Albert Pujols of acting
>>144937688he was an incredible actor, to this day he's been the only actor where I will watch something just because he's in it.
He’s coming.
Clayton Kershaw is the Nicolas Cage in blackface of baseball
>>144937711is this supposed to be mcneil or is there a mets rally squirrel that I don't know about
>>144937711no.... really?
trevor bauer should play pujols in the biopic
>>144937708have you ever seen Nobody's Fool with Paul Newman? PSH had a part in it as a goofy small-town cop. It was the first thing I saw him in and never would have imagined the stuff he'd go on to do.
not as funny if you keep doing it
>>144937756>shit e. field
>>144937736>>144937742very real chance he at least gets a pinch-hit opportunity in the coming days, he took batting practice today
>>144937760slap shot is his magnum opus
>>144937688Still adore him in Talented Mr. Ripley. Fuck that's a great movie
>>144937760no i haven't do you recommend it? 1994 was a good year for movies>>144937782I fucking love slap shot
whats the best site to buy baseball caps? Ebay is expensive as hell and the official team store is jacked way too high
>>144936621>I'm in this picture and I don't like it
>You’re killing this genny
>>144937782best sports movie of all time imo>>144937785kek. he was glorious in that>>144937792I recommend it. It's a very pleasant movie with a great ensemble cast.
>>144936923We can laugh at this, but this gave the MLB the perfect opportunity to set the rig in for the Dodgers. They can't make the Padres throw, but they can be like "ERMMMMM, MACHADO TOTALLY TRIED TO HARM ROBERTS, HE'S SUSPENDED FOR THE REST OF THE PLAYOFFS!!!!" robbing the Padres of one of their star players and giving the Dodgers an advantage without directly cheating for them. Even though most of us would agree, that would be a stupid decision to do.
>when you got the day off and they're still mad as hell
>>144937797mlb/lids/fanatics have 25-30% 24hr sales like every day, just check those three sites and use the code
>>144937834promocode JOMBOY
this is disgraceful behavior by machimpohttps://x.com/annieheilbrunn/status/1843480257137082448
>>144937808fuck my ass
this pissing contest between SDP and LAD is gonna deliver us neutrals some ludo kino tomorrow
>>144937631Pujols was definitely on the gas.
Division series power rankings:1. Tigers1. Royals1. Guardians1. Phillies1. Mets1. Padres1. Cubs>>>>POWER GAP90000000000000. Yankees90000000000001. >doyerpacos
>>144937845can we press charges?
>>144937872>forgot the indiansretard
>>144937845>joe otani
>>144937868as a fellow pepechad, i agree with this
The only thing missing from this postseason is a shocking violent outburst by Ohtani toward an umpire
Kek doyerpacos
I should save my best shitposts for high-traffic threads
>>144937887
Guys, I checked out of NBA years ago and NFL is slurping way too hard now. Time to get back into MLB, as a lifelong casual Reds fan who should I be rooting for in this postseason?
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/137387608/#137387739
>>144937889That'll be in game 4 when he strikes out for the 3rd time that game
>>144937845>Grown men crying about this in the replies How do these people function?!
>>144937918We all hate the dodgers, that's all that matters
>>144937911i dont even post in threads unless im one of the first 10 posts
>>144937918Cubs
>>144937919why are you linking a deleted post written by an esl
>>144937918You posted this in /hoc/
>>144937919based
>>144937811his best movie is happiness by todd solondz.
wtf espn
>three toss up series>doyers
>>144937932Ingested too much copium now they're ODing
>>144937940kek doyerjorges
>>144937130You now remember Mo Vaughn.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bb_0aUjzfSE
>all the bad guys won game 1>all the good guys won game 2kino comebacks from everyone
only oldfags remember the doyerjorge meme
>>144937936Now post the real version
>>144937967https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUA6HV3jX4o
>>144937976There’s only one good guy and you got it wrong
>>144937871>played during the mid 2000s when many notable batters were having lawsuits against them for PEDsIf he was juicing he would have been caught like all the others.
>>144937952hardly remember that, only thing I remember was the creepy scene between Dylan Baker and his son. would only watch Welcome to the Dollhouse again from him.
>>144937889He'll strike out one more time on a pitch right on the edge after going 0-3 and he'll do something like throw his bat on the ground before baby stomping back to the dugout.
>>144937992End it
>>144937964your time will come old man
I'm not as mad at my Yankers losing compared to the autists' winning.
>>144938011Hey, I noticed you post here a lot but nobody really replies to you. Yankees are pretty bad so I thought I would do this for you. Hope you’re having a nice night
>>144937947>only one person could possibly be sick of NBA/NFLMeds
>>144937988I loved his swing. The big uppercut motion and follow through. Just a great slugger swing.
>>144938011:D
>>144938011But I'm female
>>144937994his 20-years-older-than-claimed genes were tricking their tests obviously
funniest part is that angels has just drafted the next Barry Bonds
>>144938065>20 years3 or 2
>pujols was the 402nd overall pick
LOL the Indians lost.
>Kwabgers
>>144938069You mean the next Mike Trout? Because healthy Trout was essentially pre-roids Bonds.
If Pujols roided like Bonds he doesn't have that decline and gets 850
>>144937845>>144937087>>144936923>ball bounces multiple times and basically rolls into the dugout>HE COULD'VE KILLED ME!!!!!Is Dave Roberts the biggest bitch in baseball? Is Teo a snitch and a loser? Will the MLB actually care?
>>144938092How could anyone possibly be this bitchmade
>>144938092oooooooooooh he's in trouble!
>>144938092Bitch ass team and bitch ass fans
>>144937612>>144937637Griffey also had the prettiest swing of all-time. That's what I remember.
>>144938092this is so dumb, have some dignity
>>144938092This is psychotic
>>144938090https://www.baseballamerica.com/stories/the-man-who-predicted-pujols-rise/
>>144938090I remember that he played at some juco somewhere near St Louis that only the Cards had eyes on, and they were always going to draft him but knew that no one else knew about him.
>>144938092Is this the work of psychogang?
>get the EASIEST route to get goodwill by having the likable, quiet, gentle giant Japanese man who always brings his cute dog to games that the MLB literally bent over backwards to save from legal trouble so he can still play>ruin all goodwill by the end of the season by letting your fans act like animals and trying to get players suspended because you know you can't beat them in the playoffsIs there an organization more embarrassing than the Dodgers?
>>144938111Pujols did roid. He just never got popped.
>>144938115Did he throw the ball hard enough to injure anyone? Obviously not.Would it be stupid to not attempt to gain a competitive advantage by reporting it to the league? Obviously.
>>144938161jesus fuck lol
Dave's got the muttchumpets in a tizzy
>>144938090Drafted by the Los Angeles Dodgers in the 62nd round of the 1988 MLB June Amateur Draft from Miami Dade College (Miami, FL).Hall of Fame: Inducted as Player in 2016. (Voted by BBWAA on 365/440 ballots)
>>144938164McGwire got caught. Bonds got caught. Arod got caught. Pujols would have been if he was juicing. cope.
>>144938165>we can't beat them on the field so we'll try to get him suspendedsounds uncompetitive imo
>>144938161kek
>>144938164show me on the bear where pujols hurt you
>>144938195holy cope
>>144938161>6 batters awayHoly shit that's hilarious. Do they just keep it up the entire time he's not at bat?
>>144938092Who exactly is this for Dave? For Friedman once the team loses the series in SD? For the fans, who already defend your every move?
Sex with Mary Louis Parker
>>144938165There is a stunning lack of leadership in the Dodgers clubhouse and their solution is grasping at straws to a) fire up the team and b) get MLB disciplinary action involved. This is the Musgrove ear check all over again. They're well within their rights to request a review but how can anyone even within the organization see this as a distraction at worse and a death flail at best.
>>144938161
>>144938214This but with you
>>144938202Holy shit dat ass
>>144938092>>144937087Yeah it's not just the fact that it could have injured someone but it sets a precedent that anyone from an opposing team can just fire baseballs into the dugout and say "oops I was just getting rid of the ball" while injuring someone. MLB should come down hard on this.
>>144938202you think Ortiz and Piazza were clean also, don't you?
>>144938229no one cares doyerpaco
>>144938230>david orc tease
>>144938229Dave go tell Buehler to last more than 4 innings
>>144938236You will if your star pitcher gets injured
>>144938154yes, the dodgers being assmad about manny machudo is the work of ERG's fursona collectioncongrats inspector, you solved the case
>>144938196it's competitive, but in the way a loser competes. They know Machado at Petco against some of their weaker starting pitchers is going to run circles around them so they're resorting to whatever they can to take out any high level Padres players. Machado especially is a dangerous guy because a grounder he can pick no matter how far away it is will end up being an out at first. I'm surprised they didn't also try to get Tatis suspended for doing his little dance and taunting some of the Dodgers fans who were booing him.
>>144938202https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsEuTYbDRwE
>>144938229>firing balls into the dugoutIt bounces harmlessly and died against the dugout fencing five steps away from the stairs
m'chuddo should slow trot and hand deliver the next dead ball he gets to the bat boy
>>144938258He aimed at a player. He just didn't want to make it look obvious. It sets a terrible precedent
>>144938258Anon it could have bounced right next to Decoy and distracted Ohtani
>>144938274Shit bro ya got me
Yeah, I’m thinking Reddit has better baseball discussion
This really does show the Dodgers already know they're losing this series. This is basically admitting they know they can't beat the Padres so they're resorting to lame strats hoping the MLB will somehow give them anything to save them.
if they throw at machado, we throw at ohtani. if he dies, he dies
Yeah, Machado must not get away with this. What next? Yordan Alvarez “tossing” a 98mph heater into the Rangers dugout, ricocheting off Adolis Garcia’s face into DeGrom’s elbow necessitating yet another TJ surgery? Nip this in the bud, NOW.
>>144938258the poodres would have surely looked the other way if Muncy did the same thing toward their dugout. Machado and Profar are provocateurs and always have been. They got what they and their fanbase wanted. Now they've shifted to crying about how the Dodgers are always crying.
The Profar catch broke them
>>144938165kekini we all agree doyers are the worst fans on mlb now? right?
Sex with 2001 Gwen Stefani
Machado needs to be suspended at the very least
today i will remind them
>>144938300 lost lmao
>>1449383111 Suspension until Ohtani bats
I don’t want Manny Machado to be raped
>>144938313>1 POST AWAY>SHOHEI OHTANI
>>144938305Or they'd do what Boone did and fire that shit right back instead of bellyaching about it a day later to the media. Dodgers are that rich kid travel team who had all the best players and absolutely 0 grit
Sex with Shohei Machado
>>144938333Checkem
>>144937087Fucking classless... THATS BUSH LEAGUE!!
https://voca.ro/1fgRYaue4xMo
>>144938338yeah, because everyone wants beanball wars in the playoffs to show they won't take shit from anyone retard.
special counsel when? do we want this in /our/ sport?
sex with cubspie
>Teo and Flaherty both try and act tough towards Machado>Flaherty freezes up when Machado actually says he'll meet him in the parking lot>Teo starts barking like a dog because a ball rolled in his vicinityMaCHADo scares the doggies
>>144938353Dodgers are softer than baby shit
>>144938360>sex with girls Yeah I'll take Recker ten times out of 10.
>>144938361Flaherty has autism powers. His personality reminds me of Greinke. Not sure what it is.
>>144938353Then bitch about it in the post game interview not a day later
miss me with that hetero shit
Buncha baloney bandits in this thread. Pole smokers and hoagie hoarders
>>144938367most of them are adults now with families and children and want to be professionals. you wouldn't know anything about that.
>>144938373Not at all like Greinke. Dumbass.
Buncha faggots in this thread
>>144938373kinda admire him shitposting that hes black tbhfam
>>144938382Eat my ass.
Giants could have gotten in on this Dodgers/Padres bullshit but they just had to suck cock for 10 years.
>>144937087PROTEST THE GAME!!!!
Buncha goddamn anal aficionados and grundle guzzlers
If the MLB or Roberts actually took this seriously and knew this was a serious action, they would've said something WHEN IT HAPPENED and gotten Machado ejected, instead they waited a day because Roberts is hoping he can somehow bullshit a suspension to give them a handicap
>>144937575Judge never took another man's soulhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsEuTYbDRwE
>>144938390I'm literally a girl ;_;
>>144938391I miss Bryan Stow posting
I’m literally a girl tho
Kill doyersRape doyersCook doyers into arroz con polloFeed doyers to the displaced homeless from echo park
>>144938387seconded
>>144938400You heard what I said.
Buncha absolute dish washers and pants ironers in this thread. Socks maters we call em
My Padgers! :)
>>144938401dude was funny. I hope he's alright.
>>144938397uh, they tried having the dugout marshall arrest him, but he was a fucking trump supporter
The dodgers losing are like scratching a mosquito bite it feels so good
Can’t wait to watch l/a/troons seethe tomorrow
Gaylanta is on a mission
>>144936373>that pichey I had one of those today, how much do the doyers charge for that ? I paid the equivalent of 1 dollar for one of them
>>144938441no they aren't. Dumbass.
Dave Roberts, certified bitch nigga
>>144938417One of my gfs had a guy ask her that and it honestly sounds like the most disgusting thing a person can do.
>>144938441dumn as
>>144938452For not wanting to be killed or his players to get injured?? Good thinking, Einstein!
Gaylanta Gay Gayves
>>144938454you've never eaten ass?
Dave Roberts, cacc master supreme
You would think the Dodgers would've learned yesterday that pissing the Padres off just ends up with them getting 6 home runs and costing LA the game. But it wouldn't be the first time Roberts made a retarded call in the postseason. He's setting the team up for Buehler to outdo Kershaw's playoff performance
Does Dave Roberts get into the HOF for being this brave and defending his players from illegal baseballs hopping over the border into his dugout?
>>144938468I would love for a pawg to ride my face. I can’t find any kinky girls for that tho
>>144938468nowadays it's done medicinallyfor all known human maladies
>>144938477How many run(s) in play?
Dave Roberts gets into the HOF when he swipes his custodian pass fuckin hack faggot
>dodgers new uniforms
>>144938468I'm a girl
>>144938490IN DAYS OF YORE FOR ALL BAD FEELINGS
>>144938429Nah man Stow ain't alright
Dave Roberts broke MLBs color barrier in being the first black coach to come out of the closet
>>144938499been sitting on that for when I could find a spot where it might work
Ow…
>>144938501
>>144938512lel
I'm a girl, thoughever.
giants desu
>>144938522Make me a sandwich bitch
>>144938380That's like 95% of baseball players. I don't give a shit about Teo and Flaherty jawing, that's good stuff and the fire the Dodgers need. Roberts making the moment about HIM and submitting the most frivolous appeal to MLB I've ever seen shows me this team is not serious about championship aspirations.
>>144938372Recker is a “girl”?
Recker’s big feminine ass
The benches are clearing tomorrow, calling it now.
dodger fans act hard but we know y'all pressed,that manny hopped on the 5 and drove south when he left!
>>144938522Back2daKitchen4you
i was lookin at the forecast hold on heretatis will turn 2024 to an el nino year!it's all good you can call me a chumpat least I ain't mookie betts going through a slump!ugh dodger dogs make me have to take a dumpwhen you're leaving slam diego this the song we'll bump!SLAM DIEGO!LOVES THE PADRES!!!SLAM DIEGO!LOVES THE PADRES!!!
>erin jej
>>144938565jesus
>>144938565I think he's just old and he can't play the entire season + October. It would probably make sense for the Yankees to make up some phantom injuries for him next year to keep him fresh for the playoffs. he'll be 33 next year
>>144938377That seems gay.
>>144938565This list is funny because all those players went on to win a World Series ring except Judge kek
>>144938531I couldn't care less really. I think making it about him is the right play instead of the team as a whole so the players can stay more focused on what they're trying to do individually. The gamesmanship finally broke through and here we are. I don't want the players barking back at the Poodres but whatever is going to happen will happen. if it gets ugly we can use Henriquez to mete out punishment.
>>144938092what an absolute bitchmade faggot KEK
>Your team>Your sexualityCardinalsPansexual but I exclusively fuck men
Let the coasts fight each other.
>>144938584cubspina
>>144938584>t. male maid
Maldonado did have that clutch hbp
>>144938565not rooting for anything good to happen for the Yankees but I feel bad for Judge. He's a genuinely likeable person.
The benches clear every 9 innings. Let that sink in
>>144938584redsawesome
>>144938610>awesomeThanks.
>>144938609How many Ohtani ABs is that?
We all love the Dodgers
Pansexuals fuck skillets
>>144938619OK fuck my former team I am a dodgers fan now.
>>144938619You just know she went home with a Chadres fan after that embarrassing performance last night.
>>144938584>Red Sox>Gooner
>>144938619thats a man
>>144938619I HATE WOMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>144938619ASS LIKE A FORTY YEAR OLD MAN
>>144938619If you love the Dodgers, then we all hate you.
>>144938619You just know she sucked major dick to get that green card
>>144938619HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA
hiding that post. why the fuck does my dick rule over me
>>144938665Cut it off
You never run into guys named Sully any more
I’LL TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED! THIS PIECE OF SHIT’S THIRD BASEMAN FIRED SIX BASEBALLS INTO MY DUGOUT WITHOUT ANY PROVOCATION WHATSOEVER!!!
>>144938619>look at my body>LOOK AT IT
For those who don't know>>144938647is the shitbag who roots for the Red Sox>>144938648is a new/old Panama that roots for the YankeesBlue Jay Panama doesn't seem to be here rn.
One beach looking one way and the other beach is looking the other way. ‘Sa good paint in’ Ma
>>144938543How can a man have a feminine ass?
>>144938674So basically plebbit, 4chin, and ebaums world version of the same country
>>144938671this is prob the first one that got a chuckle out of me
Nothing more dangerous or unexpected on a baseball field than a baseballt. Dave Roberts
>>144938687something like that. you're all okay with me though Red Sox shithead can really test the nerves.
Never trust a nigga with two first names
>Anyone could see the road that they walk on is paved in gold>It's always summer, they'll never get cold>They'll never get hungry, they'll never get old and gray>You can see their shadows wandering off somewhere>They won't make it home but they really don't care>They wanted the highway, they're happier there today, today
>>144938700That’s a dirty Venezuelan unfortunately for us
>>144938714very cute webm i say
>>144938714wet pussy
>>144938714He cute but he’s not as cute as mine
>>144938714Based cat
Tomorrow, Manny will hit a dinger in the first inning and do a little gesture towards Roberts while running the bases, which will then lead Roberts to charge the field and get ejected.
>>144938619this is her 5 years later
I AM NOT CRAZY! I know he threw at our dugout! I As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that umpire at 3B to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That slide! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Manny! He threw a bat at Donaldson! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own clubhouse! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was #8, always the same! Couldn't keep his feet in the running lane! But not our Manny! Couldn't be precious Manny! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a Hall of Famer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him!
>>144938725Gotta admit it’s not my proudest fap
>>144937633>playoffs actually going perfect so far>baseball getting popular again due major markets being in>Will try to rig Doyers vs Yanks>100% chance it backfires and we get something stupid like a Tigers vs Padres WS happens instead.im ready for disappointment!
>>144938725you say that like its a bad thing
>>144938722damn that is a really pretty cat
>>144938722he ain’t no tone
Trying to resist the urge to drink bros
>>144938391they were 1 game away in 2016 iirc, and they wouldve gone farther in 2021 if they didnt have to immediately play the dodgers because of manfredd's retarded playoff format
>>144938619>dodgers have instawhores instead of fans now
>>144938744another cute cat
>>14493870516-year-old Australian by way of Sudan sprinter Gout Gout will break Usain Bolt's record in the 100-meter sprint one day. You heard it here first.
>>144938733He is trying to rig it for a Dodgers Yankees world series, but both organizations are handling the postseason in a way where anyone with a brain will immediately realize it was rigged and tune out. Like Roberts' little tantrum he's doing right now just makes the Dodgers look stupid and makes more people turn on them.
owning a cat is a sign of homosexuality
Dave Roberts looks like the kinda guy who calls security when you sniff the seat of the instathot sitting next to you when she gets up to sneak a vape in the shitter
Fuck my ass.
>>144938760No its not
>>144938770t. homosexual
>>144938760This is a cat site faggot
>>144938776Dog pile this cat
>>144938775Takes one to know one
>>144938756Yeah, Yankees and Dodgers managers are too retarded to see it's rigged, and are going to end up exposing it by doing stupid shit. They're also both giving off "Chokejob".
Manny Machado sponsors a no-kill cat shelter in every city he visits. Dave Roberts? Let’s just say it’s the opposite
>>144938776it's Big dogs gotta eat. Not Big cats gotta eat. Dumbfuck.
>>144938776fact check: falseits a dog site
Dave Roberts, cat rapist
okay weve all got fact pepes. chill
I downloaded a sketchy torrent that turned out to be 300 gigs of unique pepes. I’ll never even come close to seeing them all
Dodgers just can't catch a breakhttps://x.com/ABC7/status/1843510703271096540
for me, it's/pepechad/
/mlb/ after dark looks like THIS?!
>>144938733>>144938756>>144938783I'm fine with this. No one wants to see two overrated teams from 50+ years ago face again in the WS. It's time for MLB to stop paying attention to those perennial chokers and give the other 28 teams some recognition.
>>144938790Don’t let him rape you America
>>144938803I would be okay if they went against each other just once and it went at least 6 games.
The yanks dodgers series would really strike a chord with the 1955 crowd
>>144938746drink water and keep your mind distracted
>>144938796>I downloaded a sketchy torrent that turned out to be 300 gigs of unique pepeshow much
Kerry bonds
>>144938788wish there was more wildlife footage of tigers without commentary desu
Are LA residents even considered “people”?
>>144938814There’s about fifty folders and each folder has 5-10 thousand pepes in each one
>>144938815who and who
Stop frogposting
>>144938784glad to hear that. I like Manny but this shit is obnoxious.
>>144938799Robbed the night before his start.Commifornia is a shithole
>>144938799Wtf it’s real. I’ve been saying: dodgers are cursed by Swede, Hololive, now also by their shit fans and whiny manager lmao.
>>144936902Pre-bogged. Don't look her up now.
Listen, I’m not going to say that Dave Roberts has a couple twelve year olds locked in his basement. I’ll write it down and I’ll think it but I won’t say it.
>>144938784nvm. just occurred to me you're probably shitposting
>>144938821
>>144938789Both make good pets
>>144938821Ok
Cats didn’t participate in the holocaust if you really need a tiebreaker.
>>144938819gross. just makes me want to delete all my unorganized folders now.
>>144938799That sucks but lmao playoff Dodgers are actually cursed
>>144938826not even attractive there
nice
>>144938842Your cat doesn't give a shit about you.
I'm a cock addict
In another stunning turn, Max Muncy is reported to have lost his virginity in the locker room in San Diego. If anybody finds it they should call Dave Roberts.
poopcocks
>>144938859
>>144938853pretty dumb. I would never wear expensive shit outside of special occasions.
gun to your headmookie, judge and ohtani or 3 Tommy Phams?(post season)
This just in: Mookie Betts was seen bowling with the bumpers on
>>144938872True. I would never buy a $100k watch or expensive car even if I was loaded
>>144938092>doyerputos
>>144938872For them it’s not expensive
>avoid sale>embarrassed Max Fried>humiliate Dodgers fans by dropping silent nukes>expose Dodger fans violent behavior >silence 0-4thani>Dave Robert cries wolf of big bad wolf manny machado trying to plunk him>all while having some fun and good clean baseballPadres are gonna win it all, hell we can defeat the evil empire if we can, they don't look scary desu. Actually, neither does Royals, Indians or Tigers, okay maybe Tigers, skoobie a bit spooky and playing with heart
>>144938881yeah you would
We're replaying the hits with this Padres postseason, next the Mets will accuse Dylan Cease of cheating and make the umps check his mustache during the NLCS
I will find 2poo and fuck him
>>144938799Damn what the fuck I thought Arcadia was supposed to be safe? Well it's a mall so it was probably a bunch of kids with horrible parents. So many of those types love robbing convenience stores, recently a 7/11 in Anaheim got robbed.
Rape 2hu.
>dodgers/padres isnt for another 9 hoursfml
>>144938894Nah I got the Warren Buffet mindset. I would probably blow a shitload of money on rare games/albums/prototypes etc. tho, but that shit would never leave the house
>>144938799Dave Roberts and the dodgers will say it was a mob of padres fans
>>144938353>beanball wars in the playoffsIn what what would that be worse than the current product we get? How would it not be awesome?
TWENTY HOURS AWAYSHOHEI OHTANI
>>144938913I'm all for them whenever my team isn't involved
>>144938912Machado deployed his goons, we saw him rally the troops yesterday, obviously his leadership inspired some criminals to move
>>144938913In what way*
wish Click was real. Need ohtani rn
>>144938855the handful of heteros on /gif/ think she's one of the hottest ever. she's a 6 at best, i don't get the obsession
>>144938945
>tfw no baybaw gf
>>144938952I always assumed those people were aggressively in the closet, so they pretend to fixate on a mid who's obviously not attractive to try to sound credible.
>>144938799lmao a bad omen if I've ever seen one
>>144938966that board is unusable. you have to filter literally 40 threads
>browsing other boardsISHYGDDT
>>144938970haven't been in a while but I don't go there for the porn. I like seeing real life shit caught on camera though most everything there is old and stale.
>>144938799>owning a watchLiterally why. It's not 1940 anymore
>>144938821Say something nice about my mariners.
>>144938989nice watches are like works of art and something really pleasant on the eyes.
>>144938994im thankful they didnt sneak in and steal a spot from an actual contender
>>144938994Some of the players not named Logan Gilbert aren’t the biggest faggots ever sometimes
>>144938873Honestly 3 Tommy phans. He's legitimately a dog.Diamondbacks -> world seriesRoyals -> ALDS+?
>>144938979I sometimes post /mlb/ shit on biz in a drunken stupor
>>144938994The Robles signing was an excellent move. Even if he sucks next year they got him for nothing.
>>144938989>>144938996watch prices have recently tanked. its actually a great time to buy an old one. value will go back up
/mlb/ gets worse every day
MAN, M’s posting. That takes me way back.
>>144938994Gay ass teamGay ass fansI do like the stadium though
>>144939014There are still more M's fans here than any other team and you're still revved about it lmao
>>144939023Nu
>>144939020
>>144938799Dodger fans and Dave Robert already shooting themselves in their foot with a Mossberg shotgun. I always said, Karma is a bitch.
Can't a team with as much money as the Yankees do a simple multiple linear regression analysis to figure out that what world series teams do better than others is consistently put the ball in play, even against good pitching, and string hits together?
>>144938952She's sexy because of her personality
>>144938606Is he?
>>144938746smoke instead
Machado needs to be suspended
>>144938799>mobAdd it to the list
Fem-tho!
>>144938092If the roberts had balls, they would have hit machado last game. They were down enough runs to send a message.
>>144938501Kwab. Dodger fans have never been afraid to throw shit at players. There is a reason they stopped selling beer in the pavilion section at different periods of history. My proudest moment of dodger fandom was when the fans forced them to forfeit by throwing balls on the field in the 90’s because the umpies took over the game.
